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- HEY, HILLBILLIES.
- Debra: HEY.
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HEY, LISTEN, SOME GUY CALLED
FOR YOU THREE TIMES TODAY.
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- SCOTT SOMEBODY?
- OH! SCOTT PREEMAN, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU MET HIM
AND WALTER AT MY REUNION.
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SCOTT AND WALTER, THEY WERE
LIKE MY BEST FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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OH, YEAH, THE DORKS.
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OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU WERE A
CHEERLEADER, MY FRIENDS ARE DORKS.
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NO, THEY'RE DORKS
BECAUSE AT THE REUNION,
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THEY TALKED TO EACH
OTHER ON WALKIE-TALKIES.
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THAT THEY BUILT THEMSELVES.
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THEY'RE VERY SMART.
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- AND THEY'RE STARTING
A BUSINESS TOGETHER.
- OH, REALLY?
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- YEAH, A GO-CART TRACK.
- OH.
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THAT'S A FUN PLACE TO
USE YOUR WALKIE-TALKIES.
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ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN PRESENTED
WITH A VERY UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY.
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- WHAT?
- WELL, YOU SEE, TO GET THEIR
BUSINESS OFF THE GROUND,
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THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A
FEW SELECT INVESTORS.
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- GO-CARTS, RAY? I DON'T...
- NO, NO, NO. THIS IS
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
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CAN I FEED THE CHILD?
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COME ON, THOUGH.
PEOPLE LOVE GO-CARTS.
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- WHO LIKES GO-CARTS?
- Boys: YAY! YEAH! GO-CARTS!
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL 'EM WE'RE
MOVING INTO A GINGERBREAD HOUSE?
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Boys: YAY!
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COME ON, I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
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THESE GUYS KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
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WALTER'S DAD OWNED
AN AMUSEMENT PARK
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AND SCOTT'S AN ENGINEER.
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NOT A "WHOO-WHOO" ENGINEER,
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ONE WHO ACTUALLY DESIGNS STUFF.
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DO THEY HAVE A PLAN?
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- OR SOMETHING ON
PAPER THAT WE CAN SEE?
- I'M SURE THAT THEY DO.
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I MEAN, NOT JUST A DRAWING
OF A GO-CART ON A NAPKIN.
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SOMETHING TANGIBLE,
WITH NUMBERS OR...
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ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
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THEY GOT NUMBERS.
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JEEZ, YOU GOTTA SPELL EVERYTHING
OUT FOR THE CHEERLEADER.
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SO, THE MAJORITY OF
YOUR INVESTMENT IN...
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KART ATTACK WILL GO TOWARDS
INITIAL CONSTRUCTION COSTS.
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A PERCENTAGE OF WHICH WILL
BE PAID BACK THROUGH EARNINGS
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WHICH ARE OUTLINED IN THE
BOOKLET I HANDED OUT EARLIER.
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PRIMARILY IN SECTIONS
A2, D5 AND E15,
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BUT ALSO IN THE APPENDIX
SECTIONS 9, 11 AND 12.
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LISTEN, I KNOW I'M THROWING
A LOT OF NUMBERS AT YOU
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AND THAT CAN GET CONFUSING.
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SO, LET ME GIVE YOU
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE VISUAL
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TO HELP SHOW YOU
WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.
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WALTER, WE'RE READY.
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OH, MY.
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MY PARTNER, WALTER, IS WEARING
OUR PROTOTYPE RACING GEAR.
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- IT'S STANDARD ISSUE
FOR ALL EMPLOYEES.
- COOL.
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IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE.
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THE ACTUAL UNIFORM
WILL BE FLAME RETARDANT,
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WHICH IS A GOOD
THING, DON'T YOU THINK?
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'CAUSE YOU ARE SMOKING,
MY FRIEND. TSS-SS!
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SO, TO SUM UP,
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KART ATTACK, MUCH MORE
THAN A GO-CART TRACK.
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IT'S A FAMILY SHARING
AN ICE CREAM CONE
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AT OUR FULLY-STOCKED SNACK BAR.
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IT'S A SAFE AND SECURE PLACE
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FOR YOUR KIDS TO PLAY
THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES.
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IT'S A BAR MITZVAH IN ONE OF OUR
FAITH-FRIENDLY FUNCTION ROOMS.
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- BUT MOST OF ALL, IT'S...
- FUN!
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WE HOPE YOU'LL BE THE NEXT
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TO EXPERIENCE A "KART
ATTACK"! THANK YOU.
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THAT WAS AWESOME, GUYS.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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I WAS GONNA USE A FOG
MACHINE FOR WALTER'S ENTRANCE,
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BUT I FIGURED IT WAS AN
INTIMATE SETTING, AND...
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NO, IT WAS GREAT. THANKS.
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SO, COULD WE JUST HAVE A FEW
MINUTES TO TALK THINGS OVER?
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YEAH, TALK AWAY.
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I'LL JUST BE BREAKING
DOWN THE SET.
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Ray: ALL RIGHT.
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- SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL, IT WAS VERY GOOD.
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- VERY PROFESSIONAL.
- YEAH, I'M SURPRISED.
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- YEAH.
- I MEAN, THEY'VE CLEARLY
DONE THEIR RESEARCH.
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- YES, THEY HAVE. SO, WE IN?
- OH, NO!
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WHY?
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LOOK, HONEY,
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I SAID THAT I WOULD HEAR
THEIR PROPOSAL AND I DID,
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BUT NOTHING IN IT CHANGES
THE FACT THAT IT'S GO-CARTS.
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I KNOW, BUT... COME ON,
THAT'S WHAT'S FUN ABOUT IT.
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PLUS, IT'S A SOLID INVESTMENT.
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BESIDES, THEY'RE THINKING OF
NAMING A GO-CART AFTER YOU.
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THEY ARE. "THE DEBRA."
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IT'S BLACK.
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THAT IS EVERY GIRL'S DREAM.
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COME ON, I CAN'T TURN 'EM DOWN,
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THEY DID A SHOW AND EVERYTHING.
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL 'EM?
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I DON'T KNOW, TELL 'EM WHAT YOU
WANT. I GOTTA GO PICK UP THE KIDS.
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KIDS... WHEN WE GONNA SEE A
DIME FROM THAT INVESTMENT?
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JUST GO TALK TO THEM.
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I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE
IT, THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS.
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WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...
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- HEY. - HEY, MAN! ALL RIGHT!
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SO, WHAT DID DEBRA
SAY? IS SHE ON BOARD?
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- AWWW, NOT REALLY.
- WHAT?
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN? SHE SAID WE DID A GREAT JOB.
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I HAD GOOD EYE CONTACT GOING.
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I DID THE SUMMARY
HANDS, IT WAS KILLER STUFF!
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I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE
JUST... SHE WASN'T BITING.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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YOU WANT TO LIVE LIKE
THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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OH, MAN. YOUR WIFE SUCKS.
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HEY, HEY, WALTER,
THAT IS NOT COOL.
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- WE'RE STILL IN
A BUSINESS MEETING.
- I'M SORRY, MAN.
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IT'S JUST THIS SUIT
IS SO FRIGGIN' HOT.
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I'M SORRY, GUYS. I MEAN,
YOU DID A GOOD JOB, REALLY.
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- SO THAT'S IT? YOU'RE OUT?
- YEAH, I THINK.
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OH, YOU KNOW,
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I'M GONNA NEED THAT CHECK BACK.
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- WHAT?
- THAT DEPOSIT I GAVE YOU
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
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- I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK.
- OH, YEAH, THE DEPOSIT.
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YEAH, IT'S GONE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GONE?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, SPENT IT
ON THE WHOLE PRESENTATION.
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THE SUIT, THE
EASEL. THIS IS NEW.
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YOU SPENT ALL OF IT?
A THOUSAND DOLLARS?
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
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I JUST TOLD YOU, THE ONLY
REASON WE CAME HERE TODAY,
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WAS TO GET MORE MONEY.
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OH MY GOD, HOW AM I GONNA TELL
DEBRA I LOST A THOUSAND DOLLARS?
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I WOULDN'T TALK TO HER ANYMORE.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
BETTER LUCK WITH ROBERT.
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HE STILL HAS DREAMS.
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CAN I TAKE A SHOWER HERE, MAN?
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- HEY, THERE,
MISS TEEN USA.
- HEY.
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HEY.
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WHAT ARE THOSE, NEW SHEETS
IN THE BED? THOSE LOOK NICE.
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- THEY'RE NOT NEW.
- OH.
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WELL, SOMETHING
ABOUT 'EM LOOKS NICE.
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MAYBE IT'S THE PERSON IN 'EM.
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WHAT ARE YOU AFTER,
RAY? SEX OR GOLF?
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NEITHER.
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JEEZ.
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CAN'T A GUY ADMIRE LINENS?
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HEY, YOU KNOW...
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REMEMBER...
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REMEMBER THAT RESTAURANT
WE WENT TO IN THE CITY
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AND THE GUY OUT FRONT WAS ASKING
FOR MONEY AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY...
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I DIDN'T HAVE CHANGE
SO YOU GAVE HIM A FIVE?
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YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
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HE RAN AWAY AFTER YOU
TRIED TO GET IT BACK FROM HIM.
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YEAH.
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BUT THEN I REALIZED, HE
NEEDED IT MORE THAN WE DID
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AND I STOPPED CHASING HIM.
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- WE ALL HAVE FOND
MEMORIES OF THAT DAY.
- YEAH.
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I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT,
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'CAUSE I DID SOMETHING
SIMILAR RECENTLY.
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- YEAH?
- YEAH.
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I GAVE SCOTT AND WALTER
A THOUSAND DOLLARS.
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WHAT?!
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OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA GET UPSET ABOUT THIS...
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MY GOD! A THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
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REMEMBER THE HAPPY HOBO.
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I HAVE HIM $5!
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OKAY, BUT TO A HOBO,
THAT'S LIKE A THOUSAND.
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SO YOU GAVE SCOTT
AND WALTER MONEY
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AFTER I ASKED YOU NOT TO?
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NO, I GAVE IT TO 'EM BEFORE
YOU ASKED ME NOT TO.
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
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- LISTEN, I'M SORRY,
I'LL GET THE MONEY BACK.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY!
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THEN I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE HATEFUL SCREAMING.
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YOU REALLY HAVE SO
LITTLE RESPECT FOR ME,
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THAT YOU WOULD DO
THAT WITHOUT ASKING ME?
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- I RESPECT YOU.
- OBVIOUSLY NOT!
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YOU WROTE THE CHECK BEFORE
YOU EVEN TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT!
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- THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD SAY YES!
- WELL, I'M SAYING NO!
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OKAY, YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND!
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SO YOU WANNA... GET BACK IN THE
SHEETS WHERE YOU LOOK SO NICE?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!
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OKAY, LISTEN, I SCREWED UP.
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OKAY, BUT IT'S MY
MONEY TO SCREW UP WITH.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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WITH WHICH TO SCREW UP...?
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WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?
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IF YOU'RE DOING A
LOAD, I GOT SOME SOCKS!
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NO WONDER!
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HEY, WHY IS THIS ON 59?
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I WAS HOT LAST NIGHT WITH
ALL THOSE COVERS ON ME.
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WHY? WERE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?
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NO. I HAD A TOWEL
AND A BATH MAT.
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I SLEPT LIKE A BABY.
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- HERE.
- WHAT'S THIS?
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A LITTLE SOMETHING I
WORKED UP LAST NIGHT.
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"LAUNDRY, $75 A WEEK.
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GENERAL HOUSECLEANING,
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$200 A WEEK."
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- WHAT IS THIS, A BILL?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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"FULL TIME CHILD CARE, A
THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEK."
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YEAH, I GAVE YOU A
BREAK ON THAT ONE.
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I BILLED THE TWINS AS ONE ITEM.
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SO, YOU'RE CHARGING
ME NOW, TO BE THE WIFE?
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WELL, IF IT'S ALL YOUR MONEY,
THEN "THE WIFE" SHOULD GET PAID.
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UH-HUH.
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"PERSONAL CHEF, $300.
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I THINK WE'RE USING THE
WORD "CHEF" PRETTY LOOSELY.
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HEY.
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THOSE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES I
ORDERED FROM ALLY COME IN YET?
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- NO, NOT YET.
- DAMN...
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AM I JONESIN' FOR A "TAGALONG."
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HAVE A HYDROX,
TAKE THE EDGE OFF.
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WAIT HERE, I'LL GET YOU A
PAIR OF RAINBOW SUSPENDERS.
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YOU CAN BE A RODEO CLOWN.
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YEAH, WELL, IT GOT A LITTLE
CHILLY HERE LAST NIGHT.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT CAP?
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OH, YEAH! KART ATTACK. I GUESS
YOU AND ME ARE PARTNERS NOW.
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OH, SO YOU INVESTED TOO.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE
GUYS DID A GREAT PRESENTATION,
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BLEW ME AWAY. FOG
MACHINE AND EVERYTHING.
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WHERE'S YOUR HAT, RAY?
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON
YOUR THOUSAND-DOLLAR HAT?
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00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,038
WHY DON'T YOU POUR ME
A $300 BOWL OF CEREAL?
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YOU SHOULD WEAR THE
HAT, RAY, FREE ADVERTISING.
217
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,892
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN WEAR A HAT.
218
00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,028
I HAVEN'T ASKED PERMISSION YET.
219
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:18,330
HEY, ROBERT CAN INVEST HIS
MONEY HOWEVER HE WANTS.
220
00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,182
HE'S NOT MARRIED, HE'S ALONE.
221
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,935
DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH...
222
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,092
YEAH.
223
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,225
DON'T WORRY, ROBERT, YOU'RE
BETTER OFF. LOOK AT THIS.
224
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,043
HERE'S A LIST MY WIFE GAVE ME
225
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,644
OF WHAT SHE'S CHARGING
ME TO BE MARRIED TO HER.
226
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,315
WHOA... YOU KNOW WHAT, DEBRA?
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDWRITING.
227
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,317
- THANK YOU.
- COME ON! IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE HANDWRITING.
228
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,319
LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S
CHARGING ME FOR!
229
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,822
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
NUMBER RIGHT THERE?
230
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,608
THAT'S THE TOTAL
FOR THE FISCAL YEAR.
231
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,626
THAT'S MORE THAN I EARN!
232
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,778
OH, YOU NOTICED THAT?
233
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,236
YEAH, BUT I ACTUALLY EARN IT.
234
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,069
HI, DEARS.
235
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,355
DEBRA, I NEED TO
BORROW YOUR WASHER.
236
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,124
- FRANK BROKE OURS.
- IT'S NOT BROKEN.
237
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:05,194
BEFORE YOU PUT THAT IN,
LET ME TAKE THEIRS APART
238
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,385
SO I CAN SEE WHAT IT'S
SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
239
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,916
LOOK, WE'RE KINDA IN THE
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE,
240
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,886
SO COULD YOU COME
BACK IN A COUPLE OF YEARS?
241
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,845
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAKING
MOONSHINE IN THE BATHTUB?
242
00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,893
WHERE ARE THOSE NICE PAJAMAS
243
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,601
WITH THE BASEBALL
PLAYERS I GOT YOU?
244
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,115
- WHAT'S THIS?
- YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
245
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,018
YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THAT IS, MARIE.
246
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,754
YOU'RE A HOMEMAKER, LIKE ME.
247
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,695
OKAY.
248
00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:38,978
DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE
ENTITLED TO AN EQUAL SAY
249
00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:42,398
- IN YOUR FAMILY'S
FINANCIAL DECISIONS?
- ABSOLUTELY, DEAR.
250
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,567
THIS IS A LIST I PUT TOGETHER
TO MAKE THAT POINT WITH RAY.
251
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,726
LOOK HOW SHE PUTS A LINE
THROUGH HER SEVENS. ISN'T THAT NICE?
252
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,093
WHAT?
253
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:57,095
JUST LOOKING
THROUGH SOME OF THIS...
254
00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:59,487
HOUSEKEEPING THINGS
YOU CLAIM YOU DO.
255
00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:05,560
I THINK MAYBE I'M ENTITLED
TO SOME OF THIS MONEY.
256
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,526
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
PADDING THE BILL.
257
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,528
LOOK, RAY, I CAN'T HELP IT
258
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,430
IF PEOPLE BREAK
IN HERE AND CLEAN.
259
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,765
YEAH, WELL, THE "IN HERE"
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
260
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,967
IS THE HOUSE WE BOUGHT
WITH MY PAYCHECK.
261
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,970
ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE
MORE VALUABLE THAN ME
262
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,805
BECAUSE YOU BRING
HOME A PAYCHECK?
263
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,675
I'M NOT SAYING THAT. I
THINK SOCIETY SAYS THAT.
264
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,743
ALL RIGHT? YOU
SHOULD TALK TO THEM.
265
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,728
ACTUALLY, RAYMOND, THE
BEST WAY TO DETERMINE
266
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,730
THE VALUE OF SOMEONE'S LIFE
267
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:34,667
- IS WITH A WRONGFUL
DEATH SETTLEMENT.
- OH, GOOD.
268
00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,691
GOOD, 'CAUSE WE'RE
ABOUT TO HAVE ONE.
269
00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:40,589
NO, REALLY, I DATED A WRONGFUL
DEATH CLAIMS ADJUSTER.
270
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,090
AND IT WAS HER JOB TO FIGURE OUT
271
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,092
WHAT A JURY WOULD AWARD A FAMILY
272
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,628
IF A LOVED ONE WERE
KILLED AN ACCIDENT.
273
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,564
IN OTHER WORDS,
WHAT THEY WERE WORTH.
274
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,933
IT WAS FASCINATING TO SEE
WHAT SHE HAD TO CONSIDER.
275
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:54,737
TOO MORBID FOR A SECOND
DATE, BUT FASCINATING.
276
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,640
- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE THEY CONSIDER WHAT
KIND OF PERSON YOU WERE.
277
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,843
TAKE DAD, FOR EXAMPLE.
278
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,168
LET'S SAY SOMEONE
DROPPED A PIANO ON HIM.
279
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:08,117
OKAY.
280
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,470
A JURY WOULD BE ASKED TO
CONSIDER WHAT KIND OF LIFE HE LED.
281
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,373
WAS HE A HAPPY PERSON?
DID HE BRING JOY TO OTHERS?
282
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:16,375
DID HE STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES?
283
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,666
YES, YES AND YES.
284
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:21,731
YOU DON'T ENJOY LIFE!
285
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,634
YOU SPEND THREE HOURS EVERY
AFTERNOON LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM.
286
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,643
HIDING FROM YOU,
THAT'S HOW I ENJOY LIFE!
287
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:33,292
SO, WE CAN ASSUME HE
WOULDN'T FETCH MUCH.
288
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:35,294
MOM WOULD FARE SLIGHTLY BETTER
289
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:38,163
BECAUSE THEY FACTOR
IN PAIN AND SUFFERING.
290
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,316
YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WE ALL
KNOW WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
291
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,318
BUT WHO WOULD WIN
BETWEEN ME AND DEBRA?
292
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,603
WELL, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT DEATH HERE, RAYMOND.
293
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,605
THERE'S REALLY NO WINNING.
294
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,724
OKAY, YEAH, WHO'S WORTH MORE?
295
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,709
IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
296
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,678
I MEAN, A JURY COULD
LOOK AT ALMOST ANYTHING.
297
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,613
FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU KNOW
298
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,632
THAT THEY'RE MORE SYMPATHETIC
TO AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON?
299
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,240
SAY GOOD NIGHT, RAY-MO.
300
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:09,695
I'M SURE IF DEBRA'S LIFE
WAS PRESENTED TO A JURY,
301
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,399
- THEY WOULD SEE THAT
SHE WAS VERY ACTIVE.
- YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.
302
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:15,367
THAT SHE WORKED
OUT, SHE WAS HEALTHY,
303
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,320
SPIRITED, SHE HAD
A ZEST FOR LIFE...
304
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,321
GOT IT!
305
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,723
AND THEY WOULD ALSO BE
MORE SYMPATHETIC TO DEBRA
306
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,193
BECAUSE SHE IS THE PRIMARY
CAREGIVER AND NURTURER.
307
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,128
I WIN.
308
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,497
Ray: WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ABOUT ME?
309
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,117
WELL, RAYMOND, I GUESS
310
00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:33,152
YOU'RE THE FINANCIAL PROVIDER.
311
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,637
DAMN STRAIGHT. I MAKE
THE CHEDDAR, BABY.
312
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,906
YEAH. WHAT ELSE?
313
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,864
UM...
314
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,201
I DON'T KNOW.
315
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:49,151
COME ON!
316
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,237
I... I ENJOY LIFE.
317
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,406
I HAVE A ZEST FOR
LIFE. I'M TOTALLY ZESTY.
318
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,943
HOW ABOUT MY SENSE OF
HUMOR, HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT?
319
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,544
WHAT ABOUT IT?
320
00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:02,047
I HAVE A GOOD ONE. I HAVE
A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.
321
00:17:02,071 --> 00:17:04,583
THAT IS TRUE. TELL ONE
OF YOUR JOKES, DEAR.
322
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,585
WHAT? WHICH ONE?
323
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,604
TELL THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY
324
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,473
WHO GOES INTO A BAR,
325
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:15,243
AND THERE'S A DISH OF PEANUTS
THAT SAYS NICE THINGS TO HIM.
326
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,947
AND HE ASKS THE BARTENDER
"WHAT'S WITH THESE PEANUTS?"
327
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:21,305
AND THE BARTENDER SAYS
"THEY'RE COMPLIMENTARY."
328
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,855
TELL THAT ONE, DEAR.
329
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,623
YOU... YOU JUST TOLD IT, MA.
330
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,225
NO, NO. YOU TELL IT SO FUNNY.
331
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,795
YOU JUST TOLD THE ENDING, MA.
332
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,846
WELL, TELL THE BEGINNING.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU...
333
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,948
MA, I'M NOT TELLING THE JOKE
BECAUSE YOU BLEW THE PUNCH LINE!
334
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,950
- YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
335
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:43,272
- WHAT A ZEST FOR LIFE.
- SHE SAID "THEY'RE
COMPLIMENTARY"!
336
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,274
THAT'S THE WHOLE JOKE!
337
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,676
STOP DEFENDING YOURSELF.
338
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,678
YOU BRING HOME THE PAYCHECK.
339
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,047
WHOEVER BRINGS HOME
THE MONEY IS THE KING.
340
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,834
- END OF STORY.
- WELL PUT, FATHER. YOU SEE?
341
00:17:54,858 --> 00:17:56,301
HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE
WANTS WITH THE MONEY.
342
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,304
UGH... MARIE, DOESN'T
THAT BOTHER YOU?
343
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,372
SHE HAS NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER.
344
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,375
I AM THE KING.
345
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:08,029
AND NOW, HIS MAJESTY
WILL RETIRE TO HIS CASTLE,
346
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,522
WHERE HE WILL AWAIT THE
ROYAL GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.
347
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,993
COME, OAF! YOU AMUSE ME.
348
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,750
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL.
349
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,418
MARIE, HOW CAN YOU
LET HIM TALK THAT WAY?
350
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,919
FRANK CAN SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS,
351
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,521
HE NEVER CONTROLLED THE MONEY.
352
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,658
WHEN HE BROUGHT HOME A PAYCHECK,
I DID WHATEVER I WANTED WITH IT.
353
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,993
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DAD HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THAT.
354
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,895
NO, SOMETIMES HE'D GET NOSY.
355
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,831
BUT I'D MAKE HIM A HEAVY DINNER
356
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,333
AND THEN HE'D FALL
ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
357
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,902
AND I STARTED MOVING
THE MONEY AROUND.
358
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,843
DIABOLICAL.
359
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,858
IT'S AMAZING HOW CLUELESS HE IS.
360
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,094
DO YOU KNOW THAT
FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS
361
00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:58,029
I'VE BEEN GIVING MONEY
362
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,031
TO BUY BOOKS FOR
CHILDREN IN SOUTH AMERICA?
363
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,051
YOU THINK YOUR FATHER
WOULD HAVE APPROVED OF THAT?
364
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,008
HE DIDN'T LIKE BUYING US BOOKS.
365
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,558
HE... HE NEVER KNEW ABOUT
ALL THAT MONEY I SAVED
366
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,694
FOR OUR TRIP TO
ITALY. AND DEBRA,
367
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,563
I NEVER TOLD FRANK ABOUT
THE LOAN I GAVE YOU TWO.
368
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,918
- WHAT LOAN?
- THAT'S OKAY, MARIE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
369
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,754
WHEN YOU FIRST GOT MARRIED AND
YOU WERE LIVING IN THAT APARTMENT.
370
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,990
- WHAT LOAN?
- NO, IT... IT WASN'T MUCH.
371
00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:28,227
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO GET US OVER A ROUGH SPOT.
372
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,378
YES, DEAR, IT WAS JUST $2,500.
373
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,398
OOH!
374
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:36,234
$2,500? YOU... YOU NEVER
TOLD ME ABOUT THAT.
375
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,720
YEAH, BUT WE NEEDED NEW TIRES
AND THE DISHWASHER WAS BROKEN
376
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,655
AND YOU HADN'T
GOTTEN YOUR BONUS YET.
377
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,275
- AND YOU WERE DOING
THE BEST YOU COULD.
- SO YOU WENT TO MY MOTHER?!
378
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:46,545
I TOLD DEBRA SHE DIDN'T HAVE
TO PAY ME BACK, SHE'S FAMILY.
379
00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:48,997
AND YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON LOVE. AND ANYWAY...
380
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,807
- I'M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON...
- I PAID HER BACK IN TWO WEEKS.
381
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,088
YOUR LIFE MADE
POSSIBLE BY A GRANT
382
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,746
FROM THE MARIE
BARONE FOUNDATION.
383
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,850
MY GOD. WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?
384
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,335
WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW ABOUT?
385
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,571
- NOTHING.
- COME ON.
386
00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:14,339
IF YOU CAN DO THINGS LIKE
BORROW MONEY FROM MY MOTHER,
387
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:17,743
- WHAT OTHER MONEY STUFF
DON'T I KNOW ABOUT?
- NOTHING.
388
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,646
LOOK, YOU DID THE GO-CART THING
389
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:23,582
AND I DID THE THING WITH
YOUR MOTHER THAT ONE TIME.
390
00:20:23,606 --> 00:20:26,317
SO... YOU KNOW, WE'RE EVEN.
391
00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:30,388
WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE!
392
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,624
LOOK AROUND, RAYMOND,
YOU GOT IT GOOD.
393
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,527
- WHATEVER SHE'S DOING
IS WORKING.
- NO, NO, NO.
394
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,863
- REALLY, WHAT ELSE
DID YOU DO?
- RAYMOND...?
395
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:40,282
HEY, HEY, HEY, LISTEN, CUBBY.
396
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,118
WHEN THE LITTLE MONKEY RINGS A
BELL AND THE PELLET COMES OUT,
397
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,354
HE DOESN'T ASK HOW
THE PELLET GOT THERE.
398
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,512
HE JUST ENJOYS THE PELLET.
399
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,502
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT.
400
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:04,105
I'M JUST SAYING, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CONSULT EACH OTHER NOW
401
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,842
- IN ALL THE MONEY STUFF, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SURE.
402
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,712
- OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
- YEAH.
403
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,313
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO SIT ON THE COUCH?
404
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:15,217
- I'LL MAKE YOU
A NICE MEAL, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT.
405
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:18,476
NICE AND HEAVY.
406
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,373
LISTEN, I WANT TO BE
INCLUDED IN EVERYTHING, OKAY?
407
00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:24,376
- IN ALL THE DECISIONS, OKAY?
- DEFINITELY.
408
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,444
LET'S GO.
409
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,635
- I WORK FOR HER, DON'T I?
- MM-HMM.
410
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,039
HEY, MARIE!
411
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,996
WHO THE HELL IS
MIGUEL VELASQUEZ?
412
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,401
AND WHAT IS THIS CRAP HE'S
SAYING ABOUT CURIOUS GEORGE?
413
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,783
I GOT TURKEY TETRAZZINI.
414
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,076
- OOH, HEY!
- THERE YOU ARE.
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