Original subtitles

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Captain someone's coming in a hurry you

what what's going on who's that Captain

huh Captain yeah the police chief of Wu

Village is dead I think he was called

iron fan and the new police chief's

called iron head I think Iron Head sh

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Quay

look at sir CR well he done lost his

head

now go to the jail and pick out two

prisoners send them to wuu to be

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Sheriff

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oh

get the wyu village is wanting help they

need a new sheriff two prisoners will be

chosen for the job and it's to be done

immediately it's up to you but if anyone

makes a run for it we'll imprison the

whole

family

back

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one

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n

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la

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fatty let's have a game I told you

before not to call me fatty my parents

never did all right but I am your parent

now all right big guy how about a

game huh the TR with you is you're too

slow let's play a word

game that means big hey it doesn't mean

big it means too

much do you know what is the opposite of

being too thin the

that so got muscles though what you

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say out

that you think you're great but you're

useless watch it oh watch it there's

only two of us

[Laughter]

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here would you like me to give you a

link all right 20 cents

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SE thanks up you

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get Mr who are are you oh everyone calls

me blind my lie I am l l oh I heard all

about you

li you're meant to be a wealthy man

right uh four of my workers just

resigned you got money there

oh well that's right but it's my money

you know that anywh a man's always

wealthy keeping his money close to him

who you going to see I'm going to see Mr

Lee oh if I done

that I'd never given you oh such a cheap

ride why is that why not I was gambling

with him and I lost $10 to

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him

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big fell is it true that you are

convicted of murdering your wife her

family was very wealthy so was she but I

didn't see her properly till our wedding

night well what was she like like the

back end of a bus fantastically ugly one

leg longer than the other Hunchback and

no

p is that

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so oh oh

huh

whaty time to get off we up there I'm

having a pee why cuz you could go while

I'm having a piss and then where would I

be hey come on that's no

good come on come on come on come

on hey come

on

snake haven't you seen a snake before

come

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on

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o yeah

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J

very good very good now our plan has to

be perfect everything's got to work the

main point is that arum must time his

attack

right

Mar now remember before he reaches the

ground you must make your Mo do you all

understand yes sir

sir they will be here at

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5:30

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let's have some fruit now come on we'll

sit

down hurry up

now what were you going up

Mr pal this is a

coincidence this is your oh I'm so happy

today the son has just arrived from

America he's grown up already I will

dress like him in all my favorite

clothes he'll be just like

me I enjoyed life in the United States W

the young Master now knows how to enjoy

life master pal you have a

studying Gung Fu in

Japan easy man just do as I say

oh who would you like anyone special

well he would like a girl who's real

ugly he likes the ugly ones oh really

you've got to be joking he doesn't look

like a local to me

hey he's just got back from America H oh

well gentleman this

way come on come on this way the lady's

waiting she's a hot Little lber

J please come in come in the lady's

waiting inside for you m huh what's your

name I don't have a name H he's just

like me oh they call me bolo where are

you from I'm half canones half Shanghai

you look at B Shanghai but why are you

can't in these because I'm smart I

reckon you are

smart I've never seen a man as big as

you before a 10 huh bring in some more

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water where are you going to the LA

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tree oh hey watch it and you blind or

something wait not so fast hey you got

to pay up H you'll have to wait till I

come back all right huh are you crazy

too you can't just walk out without

paying a bill now hold it I'm going to

teach you a lesson you fat

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bastard this little technique is called

the Broody and

Strikes what it will you a I'll show you

the

strutting

fight

don't even think of it this chicken

ain't no chicken I'll show you how great

I

am take away

chicken God Dam it you bastard you're

really asking for it this time and I'm

got to get

you but canones like eating

chicken all right

boss

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yeah

who are

you I'm the local sheriff around here uh

who are you I've just been appointed as

a new sheriff can you prove

that read

this hey oh the sky is blue the grass is

green and I know

where be careful what what you

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doing hey you taking our girls got you

I didn't expect to meet you here huh

where's shimpa he died after you were

put in jail and since he put you in

there I think he deserved it are you

telling the truth personally I never

liked the guy one bit but I had to do

what I was

told then where's all the

goal the chief of all your village is

guarded and who's the chief of the

village m

well everybody knows that it's Mr pow of

course I'll Overlook the time I spent in

jail but I want to recover all that goal

it will serve as a donation to build a

new hospital here I don't think it's

that easy he's not going to give it to

you oh my friends I'm sorry to have kept

you

waiting uh but my son and I were

visiting relatives sit down sit

down he Mis

we need help and we need a new s what do

you suest oh I propose Shu Fu but he's a

violent man you need a violent man to

keep all the other thugs in

here anyway this man says he's the new

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sheriff hey why not did they send

youuh if you T it pick up the phone

there 266 366 and CH hey no one ever

gets through on that number no now the

best solution is if you resign and let

me handle it why should I huh he can

explain that better than I

can I have an idea let you fo me his

Deputy what do you say I've no

objection so we have a new sheriff here

at last uh all

right

and now

confirm you are Sheriff ofu village with

powers to enforce the

law

congratulations congratulations and I

wish you

luck goodbye

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goodbye you going to be a new sheriff

around here

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yeah

measuring what the hell do you think I'm

doing for

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suit take it going

higher higher higher

higher all

right you need extra large and heavy

material too I want it red oh I don't

use

red it'll be only gray and

yellow oh all right all

right I want it

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quickly

hey H who's your friend oh you are

aren't you sit

down what do you

want

champagne a big place like this and you

got no wine cly wine but it's all

Chinese

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wine Chinese wine it's good for

you

hey I think I'll have two our dogs look

we're in China not the

states H you can't do it then I'll go

but go ahead what's that go

ahead you telling me to

leave I'm a

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chicken

I got and a ham

sandwich this one's called chicken and

corn

huh huh you still want to carry on huh

wa

you and you said you didn't have them

but this is a hot

dog that's a Ste me ball

you still like European

food take

that bacon and

eggs a

sponge

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[Laughter]

you

fos sauce sh I these food

too the deep fried beef is a

special and quail's

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eggs and this is black pepper

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stay

and that H soup if you don't like

European food I'll let you have some

Chinese

D rice

rolls right

kidneys so did fish and dice

me

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hey miss m excuse me what do you want

what do you think I want to meet her oh

she's my niece oh I'm pal

jpan my noodles well your skin so soft

and what kind of cream are you using

honey

why did you go to hell

huh my dear I think we better get out of

here all you ain't going

anywhere come

here where are you from well I guess I'm

from America you just come from America

really allow me to offer you some

food huh some grape

juice and for

dessert some cheese hey

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oh

had

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enough I want

more I'll sleep first I'll eat again

when I wake

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up

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home

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home

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for

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Sheriff your suits are R yeah yeah over

there

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I don't reckon that fool will last long

as Sheriff hey he's a that case baby

he'll get himself killed soon let's bet

on it all right how much

fall Sheriff why do you want me to come

here I want to be Christian why do you

want to be

Christian well you see I can't talk too

well

so they said Christians talk real well

talk about what about Jesus

oh we have to say a prayer before we eat

a prayer

yeah thanks be to God thanks be to God

for the food we had for the food we had

and save my soul save my soul forgive my

sins forgive my sins and comfort me

comfort me

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please hey come

on don't

cry come on now

a tiie baby come on

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a here's a good

baby

come

on hey mister will you look after him

I'll get some

water

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than come on

now

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little hey none of that stupid

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what's the

matter just check me you can kill me

later

oh

oh what's going on the guy just hit me

hard uhuh was your sex my

NE not only that he's he's evil as well

what about you I was assaulted by a

woman oh was ying a

baby how do you

know I'm not dumb you know did you hit

you on the head perhaps it affected your

brain have cred

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it

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you

do I have to eat this

G

is a Chinese gin

sank

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taste

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it better if it's

better

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oh I'm sorry Miss but but that man sent

me to buy some things for shut your

mouth and go to

work

huh

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hey you're not pay to think

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oh first you tell me to shut my mouth

and get on with my work and now I'm

mother

think what do you think of Mr pal open

up go on you better let him

in

huh you come just in time any food left

oh no I'm getting ready to have a bath

but now you're here and since you're a

friend you can take it oh I sure

appreciate

that why the water so why huh you're a

fool don't you know anything about life

no I don't can't you see it's a milk

bath oh

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it tastes salty come inside oh if you

don't like it I'll take it myself

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oh

I was assaulted by a

woman so one is here doctor he tried to

kill me too if you carry on that way

you'll end up dead I know but someone's

going to have to help me

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out here cut him all

right and strangers is just better not

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interfere well what's wrong nothing I'm

just looking what do you

mean I have no choice it's too bad

you've lost this

time I'll see you I just got a warring

huh

don't be afraid I'm with you oh good

thank you come

on allow me all right

hey watch it will it was an

accident oh I'm

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sorry it up

now

ah wow what was that for it was an

accident left hand's poison right hand's

clean you got that yes sir then you show

me left and poison right and clean left

and poison right and clean good to see

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you good to see

youcome come on take a seat have a seat

nice to see you again I'm glad you can

make it we got a very good dinner here

this evening for you I think you'll

enjoy it sit down go sit down enjoy it

take easy all right

yes well we going to start off with some

wine I think R wine before we start the

meal you

think who's a lady next year yes I

wonder she's pretty

huh I'll introduce you to

her hey baby this is the newly appointed

Cher how's

your and this is my

wife over here cup

en likeing up before we get into a how

do you like it oh I do too yeah very

good indeed I don't think it'ss theti

you have a little bit first oh well why

don't

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you where my friends today our newly

appointed Sheriff has just solved the

murder as the village representative I

ask you to drink a toast to his further

success my friends now I ask our new

sheriff to say a few

words

thank you

and thank Jesus that's bit you're not so

strong saving my soul think of that that

forg me my

sins comforting

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me let's dig

inre oh I nearly forgot the

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orange bring hold it have a drink

gentlemen have a drink drink

up what do you

mean tast hold it hold it I want a toast

to our

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Sher the Sher right Sher

cheers sorry Mr ma let's play the hand

game

together how many this you've got eight

number four number five how many do

number five

how many s me again number four number

six number seven number eight I'll bet

you've chosen eight again now how many

have I

got

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m

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he is enormous no he's not it's just he

eat so much you want a bed what

po you should

know

you would better cooperate with us

otherwise cooperate it depends on how

much money you brought with here all

right maybe I'll agree but let's see

some money

first are you aware of how much danger

you're

in I'm not afraid of

anything then you're a

fool

all

right there

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Hi

take it

away

open huh another stroke of bad luck it

seems we've lost another round

HH what do you mean bad luck nothing can

help

you thank

you yeah

hey you don't you realize she's my

woman that's for today why today because

yesterday she paid me a fee how much

426 hey

nine n six nine six well now six is

better than nine didn't you know

that 411

six I

win

you're a brave

man take it it's evidence

you made a

mistake you're wrong there you should

have

changed know W go on go

on

feel

good

I

fall thank you I

win

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I how about that

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he careful you're stop

that

thank you very

much Mr pal what do you think about Mr

M

whoa good fighter and he's smart quick

wited but we should keep an eye on

him he can help me out here

considerably you sure about that he's

too thick with B he don't be a fool

Polo's no use the guy's a complete dumb

with but Mr Mar now he's got brain he

could be useful and be far better on his

own you're the host here I'm the guest

so I'm first so you're the guest doesn't

mean you can go first hey if you want to

be a success you must learn more

patience

god that

hurt got yeah it's bad why to see a

doctor I don't have time where could I

find one what you do I've had them

before I usually lie down then someone

rubs me down and I'm

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better

how you feel much

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better how know very

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relaxed

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hey so you're back at

last come over

here

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a

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it's an earthquake no it's not come on

why are you practicing so damn late a

good father always practices hey your

voice is

familiar I

remember you're the one what ate

everything

oh I love you with all my heart but you

treat me like a

fool I look on you as an Angel but you

think I'm a

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Nut G bone steak bu trip get

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him she thinks you've gone crazy what do

you think

oh I'm

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handcuffed what the hell's going

on these youngsters are all F A lot of

them you money Family

yeah

money over

familyy of

family Mr bar what are you doing here I

didn't expect to see you huh I've come

to sort something out oh I wonder where

whether I could be of any help have some

tea thank

you this girl is my niece she's 16 she's

been living with

me since you lived in this Village so

many years perhaps you'd be able to help

have you ever heard of any gold

um

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yes

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la

what the hell's that that's mine

oh

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a sheriff which one would you like just

help yourself I'm too young for that

kind of game hey hey if you're too young

what were you doing going to that ble

just to have a look at it that's all

that's

all forgive me it's a

deal you have made a big mistake now

come with

me

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Dr

one Dr two

one

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and and with the

leg what's it called what's this one

called it's a

pancake it's a pancake son of a [ __ ]

now you was my flying

kick that's go sitting on the

floor

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you

watch this one the Mantis huh the Mantis

yeah all right I'll eat

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you watch it will you and now I'll eat

you take

that you're

crazy you think you're a

cowboy what did he say

maniac

[Laughter]

yeah

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hey once

more that's not like me of course it is

just like

you doesn't look like me at

all well if you agree to come I'll split

the reward with you but if you don't

want to come I'll keep it to myself

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[Laughter]

huh

yes

it's not so easy to play that

game

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now don't be stupid come with me you

agree

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he's

coming hey

that's called [ __ ] tiger whiske

you're wrong there very wrong take off

your trousers po works for the

people and he's not interested in

money but nobody stands up to defend

him well that's the way the world is I'm

afraid whenever there's any danger

everyone Tes

cover oh well done well

done

here you are oh thank you good now now

then here come

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here please accept my confidence PO is

innocent don't think you can fool

everybody oh shuu is trading in girls

that's illegal you said shuu is trading

in girls any Witnesses yes me but the

law requires to be two witnesses I've

got lots of them

everyone o shuu is in the business of

trading in girls they know only too

well but they're scared of

him why don't you come forward as

Witnesses hey stop trying to make

trouble for us he's crazy you go back

home now go to the next Village and

borrow their scaffold from

them

hello M huh hey hey let's go let's

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go hey mister can you tell me who's the

boss around here he is oh and your name

sir I'm sure oh my father asked me to

borrow your scaffold for a while did I

say you

could not you my father did hey you come

to the wrong place we got no SCA

I do I want to execute

Pao hey since your father went away as

he scolded anybody uh he hasn't but I

sent a man to take him some food did

your father get it he's not come back

not yet but thanks anyway if he's still

to come tell him to let me have it I

want to eat it but what is it it's a rat

ah a rat yeah it's a

rat one scaff will cost

$100 have you gone

crazy

ow no I've have not but maybe you have

huh why' you hit

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me lower your voice oh is that low

enough now I'll get it you must be a

smiling killer aren't you mm no I'm not

I am known as the Grim

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[Laughter]

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Reaper

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okay

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he wants $100 for one scaffold what's

the name of the guy you spoke to he's

called sh so it's sure but he's not

boss what' he doing he started going

crazy two years ago so they had to

retire

him bolo Bolo

he's going to stand

trial Hey fatty you've eaten all the

rice there's none left for

bolo

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Captain they're coming

now get ready you'll know what to do I'm

Canon on

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here hey hey what you want the

captain see I have a letter for him let

me see wait here yeah

yeah uh I'm afraid you just come too

late there's a new law starting today we

only deal with strangers here you deal

with him yourself I see H so we no

choice go move move hold

it that'll be $50 h what for

regulations the service

charge oh

that what is it this time you have to

pay 50 more

regulations no charity what

charity for the

poor the police administer poor

fun hey well I'm poor now do I qualify

no help

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yet it's ridiculous what are you

thinking just turn him on huh what

for that broken

nure gr to

animals hey good your sign

bar the Rises arrived please sign for it

that's six

bags right thank you sir all right thank

you see

you Captain how about poolo forget about

him hey fatty I told you to deliver rice

but what are they doing

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here

what do you want see a prisoner a

prisoner who the hell are you I'm

sweetie

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pie oh and your sister's called honey

child is there wedding hey you're crazy

you just take it I'm afraid you mustn't

come here again ever

again all right I'm on condition what's

that give me a

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kiss I think she really fancies

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you huh sure she does a lovely peir and

when are you going to have a

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child

no please please don't please no no no

no

don't please don't

help thank you Mr

M I've one

condition and what

start you're going to have to tell me

where the goal is

hidden but I don't know what you're

talking

about you know

now escaping no no no I was will you

talk yes yes

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I'll talk I promise all right I want to

ask you again where's the gold being

hidden but I don't

know I the

back

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well presumably you know what happened

last night yes well there's no need to

be nervous now calm down bolo's been

sentenced to jail for life but I've been

checking on the bill which is getting

too large the prisoners eating far too

much food one bag of rice for 3 days if

bolo carries on living for another 20

years he's going to reduce his all to

being poers I have an idea fatty eats

almost as much food as bolo does if we F

fatty we can pay for bolo's food if we

far fatty who's going to watch B he

might Escape that'll be all right we

wouldn't have any expense then aren't I

right hey and this is your

sh hey is's it time this old crazy show

stop don't worry in a minute we have to

be more

patient you better not double cross me

how dare you say a thing like that

haven't we always been the best of

friends haven't

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we what is it uh uh he refuses to leave

he's staying

what hey let's speak frankly together

now why don't you want to leave prison

huh

well it's comfortable here and if I do

leave where else am I going to get food

so you want to stay forever huh he's

even found a wife he wants to settle

here if you're cing me I'll throw your

cover come on what's that that's nothing

he's just sick oh but is it

serious

huh where's he feeling sick oh first you

pay me then I'll tell you everything oh

foret it will believe that be

H

now you tell me what's wrong with

you don't keep going on like that you

just pay me I'll leave I'll go somewhere

else this is

mine this is

yours this is

mine this is

yours this is mine

and this is

yours this is

mine all

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right 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 that's

right huh bolo you've been in jail too

long I'm sorry it had to happen take it

this is yours take it

huh must see you're honest all

right and this is for you cuz you're

such a good friend oh I shouldn't take

this thanks a

lot all right now that we're divided up

the money we must get out of here before

sunrise tomorrow bolo come

here do you want to make a fortune

again what are you kidding me where is

it the bank I've checked it already when

do we go

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tonight put your hands up and do as I

tell you I have a

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[Applause]

drink

he now open the safe oh yeah

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yeah I take out all the money

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yeah it's on your fault I said we should

close early but you didn't listen you

take it easy I still got some gold

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left

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hey I reckon bolo's the only man in Wu

village with the strength to break a

bread well I'm not Boro you hold it

there what for you drun from that cup I

gave you the one that I put into the sa

you can do what you want now but the

cops will have your fingerprints

and that'll prove that you're

guilty I

see you've had it you're you're in deep

trouble this time but my fingerprints

will probably triy to kill

me my account oh my

account you can take it you'll have to

calculate your own account I'm afraid

okay

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help have you got it yeah it's

over

oh hey you're in deep trouble why did

you kill fatty or didn't you I did well

the cops are looking for you oh what

shall I

do

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now my task is completed I've got the go

and with this money we can build a

hospital I'll see you

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later well hell you been having a so

long don't look around but someone's

coming oh let's go

right

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[Applause]

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what are you doing there have an arrest

AR rest up there so I can see if anyone

is coming before they can see

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me

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thank

you hey that's a Shar

huh hey

huh the boat's gone huh a shark where is

it use your left hand to h under my

right foot come on hurry

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up

uhhuh

he looks like he's some kind of big shot

huh I think he's a brother a Shu Fu from

the Kung Fu gim he's nicknamed the half

lotus in

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cantan yes we are brothers and we stick

together and his enemy is my

enemy hey is he talking to us if you ask

me

trouble's Brewing I'm going to have to

use Force oh huh don't try to stop me

I'll do it I can do

it

ST

Low

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Low you heard him strike

L that man's a ke go and teach

him get him

get

him get in

there seems like your guys

lock the

snake

hter finish him

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off

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what

oh is going far in the

garden huh did I do that uh yes of

course you

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did

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now what the hell do you think you're

doing how dare you try to cheat me and

rub my bank huh you're trading in girls

and stealing from the people you're the

thief and you kill the old Sheriff

everyone thought that there must be a

banded Chief but it was you all the time

huh since you know so much I'm going to

have to shut your mouth for good well I

reckon he's

Japanese huh well I reckon he's really

the brother of pal you're are right pal

is my master I'm the champion of

Japan what a cooking beef steak no at

Judo Sword Play

karate master I have learned from you

please let me get

them

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h

where is my

St what's he wearing on this head oh he

should be a

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cook

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there

spe

what kind of go fo is that turn

turtle go to

hell are we going to have to find our

own teacher to teach the skung F before

we can beat him I don't think we've got

the time I see and what can we

do God is with us so he

is

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hold

hold what are you do it's

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alive

you horses

yeah n

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oh please don't com I'm going to break

both your L I'm going to smash your B ha

going to chop you down I'm going to cut

off your head please don't do that don't

hit me where it hurts please don't I I

prefer you kill me

instead

finished yeah but not quite let's

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go better leave that there come on

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ah hey

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he

we're lucky to be alive let us thank the

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Lord didn't expect that is somebody else

you didn't expect you're expecting me

huh

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