All language subtitles for arisan_eng.alan_smithee

Don't take long bath, dear.
You don't want cold breakfast, don't you?.

Honey, what time are you leaving
for the airport? /Soon.

Well how much time do you have left?

Why?

Do you think you can do it in
15 minutes?

I'm just not in the mood.

I'm serving croissant this morning.

Honey, please drink your milk

Who are you? /This is Lita.

She came from Padang Sidempuan
last night.

She was a sleep when you got home.

Honey, you don't want to miss
your flight!

Lita is your second cousin.
She's just graduated from USU.

She's on holiday. That's why
I invite her to visit us in.

So I won't get too lonely
when you're at work.

So what do you think?
Nice, eh?

Honey what are you doing?

The doctor said I have to do this,
it will

accelerate your sperm directly
to my eggs.

Honey, sorry I can't walk you out!
Bye...

Are you going to arisan today?

Yes. In fact, I'll go to Paprika
to prepare, this morning.

It's not going to start until noon, right?

Yes, but I want to make sure that
everything is perfect.

You know what?
Meimei is joining us today!

Won't she be working?

The arisan is during lunchtime.

Ginally, Meimei has the time to go
to arisan!

I chose this for the color.

What's with your face?

My Mom is trying to fix me up again/
With whom?

I have no idea. She just magically
showed up in my kitchen this morning.

She's from Padang Sidempuan.

So what's wrong with Deasy,
the girl I introduced?

She's pretty, smart,
nice to talk to...

Yes, but is not that simple.

I want to. I don't feel chemistry
just like yourself and Ical.

The chemistry between me
and Ical is not the same anymore.

If only I could give him a child,
He'd love me more.

I just don't understand
how someone can stop loving...

...their spouse just becausethey
haven't got kids.

If my future wife can not give me kids,
that would be fine with me.

Now, how will you have kids?
If You can't find a wife!?

Just a moment, please.

Someone is asking for you.
A prospective big client.

He wants to speak only to you, he says
that you are recommended by his pal.

Who is he? /Nino Aditya.
A film producer.

Really? Never heard of him.

I said he is a film producer,
not the vice president.

By the way, who's the vice president?

I'll put him through.

He sounded nice. Just be careful.

Why? I heard he's a queer.

Hello? /Sakti? /Yes.

I plan to build a new office. I heard
that you're the most qualified person.

How did you get my name?

Someone recommended you/
May I know who?

That's not very important?

What if we set up a meeting, so we
can talk about this plan.

Sure, when?

How about breakfast tomorrow
morning? /No Problem.

Great. I'll see you tomorrow
at eight in Nuna's Kitchen.

No, no, please don't move it, it's
already fine there/Andieeen...

What are you doing here this early.

You know I haven't finished preparing.

Relax. I'm not gonna interfere
with the table setting.

That's your full authority.

By the way this is Ruben...

You know I have a lot of spare time
when the kids being at school.

And I always wanted to learn how
to speak spanish.

I saw Ruben's private lesson on
a newspaper...

And now he is my Spanish teacher.

Ruben, honey, why don't you get
something to drink.

So, what do you think?

About what? /Ruben.

Well I don't know.
I don't speak any Spanish.

Well he's cute, don't you think? I couldn't
care less he speaks Spanish at all.

No comment.

What's wrong? I flirt alot even before
I got divorced.

Glirtatious or adulterous?

Adulterous means making love
with feelings.

When it doesn't involve emotion,
that's flirtatious.

And that's supposed to be
acceptable?

You know, we have the right to feel
bored sometimes.

So, the conclusion is,
flirting can make a marriage last.

So how come you get divorced?

That's another story/Whatever.
I never feel bored.

Everything is perfect in my family.

Once in a while, just for fun.

Yunita, see this? This table is perfect,
right?

If one of the corners is messed up...

What's the point of the fest being tidy,
right.

You're a real woman now?

What's with the make-up.

Go...shut up.

You can't use mascara like that.
You should curl your eyelashes first.

See you've got the eyelash curler.
Use it.

See? Now your eyes are more...
dazzling.

Hey, Your left eyebrow needs to be
fixed/Really?

Here, let me fix it.

Why don't you come with me
to the arisan?

Skip gym for one day.
You're six-pack already.

I want to keep it like that.
Besides, what will I do in Arisan?

Keep me accompany/What for?

I just feel insecure.
The dress code is polka dot...

Look at my suit, it's so plain.

So don't go then.

But I Have to. My shrink told me that
I have to find a new environment.

Gor what? /So I can be more relaxed.

Why do you believe in a shrink.

They'll just add problems to your
complicated life.

So you keep coming back to them.

Why don't you just stop criticizing me
and come with me?

I'll pass. A man joining a women's
arisan? I think I'm more manly than that.

Hallo? /Monkey/Yes, Mom?

Don't forget, tonight,
we're going to body scrub.

I can't tonight.
I have meeting with a client.

No, don't give me excuse,
if your skin gets dull, you'll blame me!

Yes, mom/Well, alright then...

Your mother? /Yes/What did she say?

Mmm... She asked me to come home
early because the masseur lady will come.

Oh, so, you are too manly to come
with me to the arisan...

But it's okay for you to have your body
scrubbed with your mother?

That's different, She's my own mother.

You are the only man I know who is
into body scrubbing.

So men can't take care of their bodies?

But, there's tattoos
all over your body?

Tattoos are art. Getting your body
scrubbed is health issue.

That's two different things, honey.

You brought all these candles?

I have to, they don't have scented
ones here.

Really? /No, they don't.

No! Don't do that/What?

It's such a waste to burn those
beautiful candles.

So why did you bring them?

Sometimes, things are meant to be
looked at, dear. Not for used.

But, we can eat the food,
right? /Of course.

You're full of contradictions. You should
go to a shrink before you blow up.

What do you mean?

I don' t need to go to any shrink.

I am the most stable person I've
ever known/Whatever.

Mei, I'll pick you up at 2.30pm.
We've got a meeting with a client at 3.

Hi, Dien/Darling, how are you?

Have you started yet?

No, we're still waiting for two people.

Ladies, I want you to meet my best
friend Meimei.

She's an interior designer

She just finished an art gallery,
in Kemang.

She usually doesn't have enough time,
to attend arisan. She's a career woman.

No wonder...

Make yourself comfortable,
Mei/Thanks

This is my seventh visit, Doctor.
But still can't feel any change.

In fact, now I can't control myself
at all. Gor example, at the gym.

There is this guy who totally makes
me unable to concentrate.

He is like a heart beat enhancer
to me.

Every time I see him.
My heartbeat reached its limit.

Is he gay, too?

What are you talking about?
Who cares whether he's gay or not?

The bottom line is I have to be normal.
Why can't I be normal?

Today, being gay is not
considered abnormal.

Yes, I remember everything that
you've said.

But I am paying you to make
me normal.

I've told you before.

My father's dead. I'm a Bataknese,
the only child...

I have to ensure that our family name
continues for next generation.

Says who? /Says my
traditional custom, and my family.

Not to mention what will happen if my
mom finds out that her son is gay.

She'll hang herself.

I heard that you're also a member of
another arisan?

Yes I am. I joined an arisan 12,
an arisan 28, 34.

I am also a member of a
watch collectors, cat lovers arisan.

And next month, I plan to join a shoe
collectors arisan.

Hey, Wan, is that a croco bag?
How long were you on the waiting list?

Not long. Only three months.

I heard that you have to carry the
certificate all the time.

That's right. I used to have a
croco bag.

When I went to Singapore...

Don't you think we should start now?
Sakti's gonna pick me up at 3 pm.

Sakti's coming? How is he? I miss him
so much. If he comes, ask him to stay.

We can't. We have a meeting
at three. Let's start now.

I bought this from the internet.

The ad said that this is a good
treatment for gays.

All I have to do is look at gay pictures
and inhale it.

Then my brain will reject
anything homosexual.

Does it work?

Mmm... I get nauseated. But that's it.
I'm still aroused.

You don't need this. It may make your
brain reject everything.

Helllloooo... Sorry, we're late/
We were at Brother Ton's gallery.

Let me see what you bought? /
Let's see/Oh, beautiful isn't it...

What do you think? /You can get the
same thing in the flea market.

You think so? /And isn't Brother Ton
a former badminton player?

Yeah, but since his brother became a minister,
he's become a batik entrepreneur.

Well, whatever. Can you start the
arisan now, please? /Alright.

Ladies, since we have a career
woman afraid...

...she's gonna be late for a meeting,
we should start now.

Since we have two new members today,
we should hear their introductions.

Ganny, why don't you start?

Okay. My name is Ganny Darmawan.
I live in Pondok Indah.

My husband is one of the chairman of
the Indonesian Bank Restructuring Agency.

My father-in-law is the owner of the
Duta chain store.

I am actually an ordinary housewife.

But last month a spa chain from Thailand
asked me to open a branch here.

In fact, Dewi magazine printed my
profile this month...page 60 ladies...

So next week, all of you have to come
to the launch of my new spa.

So what kind of treatment
should I get?

Gor the next session,
we'll talk about your childhood.

Perhaps there was
traumatic experience.

Well, it seems my childhood was
perfectly happy.

We'll see.

Can I have some of those sleeping
pills again, Doctor?

I gave you some last week.
They're not candies you know.

I know, but lately I'm having
trouble sleeping.

Alright. Wait here.

I've joined a lot of arisans.
But this arisan is different.

Everybody is very sophisticated and
very ''fashionable''. Well, I think that's it.

You don't want to hear me talking
all day, do you? Thank you.

It's your turn honey... C'mon. Mei?

Hmm... My name is Meimei,
I'm an interior designer... Mmm...

Who's your husband? /
My husband is Ical.

He's, a lawyer at a multi-national
company here.

Tell us about your parents/
My parents passed away.

How about your in-laws? /
They passed away as well...

Meimei is the one who in herited
Hariadi Batik Company.

Hello?

Alright, no problem.

I'll pick up Meimei and go straight
back to the office.

Sakti! Come here honey. How are
you? You look great! Come sit here.

He can't. We have to go back. We've
got an important meeting at 3, right?

No, it was cancelled.

Ladies, this is Sakti is Meimei's
colleague at work.

He's an architect. If any of you need
some advice, just give him a call.

Can I have your name card?

Whoa, even his name card holder is
Louis Vuitton.

Let's start the draw now, don't forget
about our arisan 'cause a new hunk.

In a minute. Sakti, why don't you join
our arisan?

Join the arisan? /That's right.

I don't think so. I just come here to
pick up Meimei.

Oh c'mon. Join us. So we can see you
at least once a month.

Sorry, I'm just too busy.

It's only once a month. You know that
I go to arisan 5 times a month.

How come you can't make it
once a month.

Alright, do you have a hundred bucks.
Give it to me.

Great! This means Sakti is officially
joining our arisan.

Let's start drawing.

Sakti honey, you're so lucky.
You're the winer.

This means, you'll be the host of our
next Arisan!

Oh, so you ladies buy & sell stuff too?
Let me see.

Did all of you notice Andien's picture
in the HOT column...

...wearing the earrings she bought
from me?

What's the HOT column? /
You don't know a bout it?

How come you don't know
about the HOT column.

it's where they show
Jakarta's creme-de-la-creme.

I was in last month's HOT column,
you know?

Oh, it's you!..the picture was to small.

Check this out. This is turquoise.

Yeah, but the style, so last year.

What do you mean last year,
this is trend, you know.

Did you see Titi DJ's show last night
on TV? /Yes, I did. Why?

Then you must have seen her wearing
the same ring. She also bought it from me.

Really? Isn't it pretty? /
How does it look?

Too small for you. May be if you lose
a little weight, then it will suit you.

What do you do to have a nice figure,
Wulan?

Oh, to me, Yoga is the best.

It takes a long time to lose weight doing Yoga.
And the movement is so boring.

Just take an aerobic class. It's fast.
I lost five kilos already.

Why bother? Liposuction is past/
No..!/Why?

Honey, shortcut will never work.

If you look her filofax, there's L.S
written on it. Guess what it stands for?

Liposuction/Are you serious? /
Yes, I am

She does it every three months.

Mer, this is the song when we were
in high school, right?

Let's sing together!

Sakti, let's play the piano!

Sakti what's with you now?
Why do you look so cheerful?

Aren't you too manly to join
women's Arisan?

I had no idea. I guess your shrink
is right.

We need to mix with a new group
of people.

Yeah, but not with women who have
nothing to do.

It give me a headache listening
to them.

But they're happy, right? /
But it's fake.

Who are you to judge?

Anyone can see they was trying to appear
as the happiest, the most successful.

They're just very shallow.

So you think Andien is also a shallow?
How can you be such an intellectual snob?

Sorry, I guess I'm not used to it.

You should see my face while I was
making my introduction speech.

I know. That would be fun.
I wish there's a hidden camera.

Such an evil...!/How could I?
I love you. You're my best friend.

No wonder why those women
immediately fell for you?

I would have felt in love with you if
I had not been your long life friend.

You are handsome, smart,
play piano well and sensitive.

Sensitive? /You are. You can feel what
other feels. You have empathy.

There aren't many men who are
like that, you know. You are so perfect.

You're sure you don't want to join my
Spanish class?

Some of the ladies have already
agreed to come to our next session.

I told you I don't flirt/Not for flirting.

We really need to understand Spanish,
so we can watch Spanish telenovelas on TV.

Are you crazy?
That telenovela was dubbed

A lot of them aren't.

Many Indian movies
on TV are not dubbed anymore.

So we should take Indian classes,
too?

Well, that's depends.
Can you find a gorgeous Indian tutor?

Why took you so long? /
Traffic jam, Ma.

The scrubbing lady has to be somewhere
else scrubbing seven other people.

I don't have to body scrubbed today.

Come on. I don't want you to bitch
about your skin drying out later.

I just can't have my tights scrubbed.
It's very ticklish.

You have to get accustomed to it.
What if you get married?

Aren't you going to let your husband
touch your thighs?

You've got a great body
there, brother. Do you exercise often?

Yeah...

You should impress him, so he'll
marry you.

Gee, Auntie. You're embarrassing me.

Don't worry. He doesn't understand
what we're talking about.

How come? /What are you talking
about?

He's city kid. He doesn't understand
his ancestor's language.

So if I call him a monkey, he won't know,
right? /What about a monkey?

He understands that words 'cause
I called him that when he was little.

What is it? /Lita was just saying there
are a lot of monkey in her hometown.

So what is it gonna be? You do want
to marry him, don't you?

I do, very much. But will he like me?

You have to learn the traditional
scrubbing massage, he likes it so
much

Would you teach me, Sister?

Well, you should learn this
skill yourself.

I think I will enter the competition
to win him. May I Auntie?

Gee, You're such a snake, Sister!

I have been scrubbing men for a long time.
I think I deserve to take one home.

What's with you guys?

Alright, go out, you two noisy women/
Go away...

Okay, turn over, please.

I won! I won!

Grand Hotel Singapore,
may I help you?

Can you put me to Gaisal Yuda room,
please?

Can you spell that for me? /Y..U..D..A.

I'm sorry, he hasn't check in yet.

But he sould be in allready/
Sorry, would you like live a masage?

No, its allright. Thank's

Hello, Doctor/ How dare you stole the
inhaler!

It's not stealing if I was the one who
bought it.

You should be careful, too much of
that makes you faint!

Bye...

Hello? Yes, Mr. Nino? I'm
already inside.

Near the bar in the left.
Where Are you? Where?

Happy anniversary, Honey.

Happy anniversary too, Bob.
Wait, wait..

Good morning, Baby/ Morning, Mai.

You must be heading to the
meeting room.

Yes, I am.

I was awake all night, waiting for
your call.

Sorry, it was hectic down here at the
founder's office.

I checked in at the hotel very late.

I'm on the way to the doctor.

I'll call you back, later.

You go to Grande Body Life, right?
I saw you once.

Really? I've never seen you there.

So you're a film producer?

Barely.

Why do you say that?

My first film totally flopped
and was trashed by the critics.

What was it about?

About a married man
who realized that he is gay.

We've been married for seven years.

Yet you always manage to give me
a surprise. You make me feel so special.

You are so very special.

So where are you taking me tonight?

Actually I don't want us to
go anywhere. I prefer to stay at home.

Here? How about the kids?

I sent them off to mom's.

You are so clever..

My second film, ''Andri and Haryo
Keep On Dancing'' is still at the censor's.

What's it about?

About two high school kids,
romantically entangled.

What's wrong with that? I don't see
why the censor can't release it.

The kids are both boys.

Why are you always interested in
making films about gays?

Because that's the theme I
understand most. I'm gay.

You don't have a problem with gays,
do you?

Oh, no. I'm a very
open-minded person.

But.., you're not gay?

Ah, no. Not at all.

Oh, what's this?

It's a present, but you can open
it later. Let's talk first.

Jaguar? You bought me a jaguar?

Well, even though some intellectuals
said that the jaguar is not for Indonesia..

Only the so-called intellectuals, so
what?

How's your husband?

I'm still having problems getting him to
come see you. He's just too busy.

But, He'll come when he got the time.

This is the result of the test.
And I'm a bit concerned about you.

I actually graduated at law school
and was a lawyer once.

Mostly I handled divorce cases.

But then I realized I wasn't
cut out for the job.

Are you happy marry to me?

It's me who feels lucky to have you.

You are perfact.

But humans are not perfect, right?
I made mistakes, too.

What mistakes? Sometimes you
forget to put down the toilet seat...

...or jumping right to bed with your
working suits on?

That's, too. But there are other things.

It's not like you're having an affair
or anything.

Because you've also got
endometriosis your eggs

rarely reach their mature state
every month.

Will hormone therapy help?

It would be ineffective since your anti
bodies always eat your
soon-to-be fetus.

It was several months ago.
I didn't mean to..

Who was she?

It's not very important, right?

WHO WAS SHE?

You don't know her.
But it only happen once. Just once.

How could you! I have tried my best to
be a perfect wife.

I have been very loyal. You're such a
jerk!

Listen to me, honey, listen.

But there's still a possibility, right?

Well, I'm not saying there isn't hope,
but clinically..

How could you tell me this on our
anniversary? Breakfast in bed?

You're trying to bribe me?

It won't work!

You crazy!

My boss wasn't happy about it...

...'cause most of our clients got back
together instead of divorcing.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Are you sick? You got an allergy
or something?

Mmm..fried onion, maybe.

Lets take you to a doctor.

No, I'm okay.

My studio is only two blocks from here.
I've got some antihistamine there.

Let me take you there.

Can you walk? Lets go...

I lied when I told you I never saw
you at gym.

Actually, I've been watching you.

I asked you to do my project just as
an excuse to get to know you.

So it wasn't because someone
recommended me to you?

Not 'cause I'm qualified?

I haven't seen your work.
But, I bet you're great.

Hello?

Sakti, where are you?

At a client's studio.

Can't we meet? I don't have anyone
else to talk about this.

What's wrong, Mei?

I can't talk about it on the phone.
What are you doing there anyway?

We're just talking about a project.

Well, that's okay. Just finish your
business first.

No, no, that's alright.
I'll come and see you now.

Alright. Meet you at QBB
Pondok Indah, the usual book store.

I gotta go.

Will I see you again?

I'll call you.

Mei, what's wrong?

You're gonna buy all this?

I see. You asked me to come to help
you carry your books.

Mei, what's wrong with you?

The doctor said I couldn't have kids.

What? When did you go to go
to the doctor?

Even my doctor has given up.
I might as well be dead.

Don't give up yet. Get the
second opinion.

I bet my husband will dislike me
even more.

All I want to do is give him a baby.
So he feels happy to be at home.

Your doctor is not God.
And maybe you haven't tried enough.

You know I've tried everything.

Maybe it's not the best time for me
to say this.

But, Bataknese people believe...

...adopt one first. Then the baby inside
you will want to get out, too.

Really?

That's right.

Even though I won't get pregnant,
there are still many abandoned kids

whom I can look after, right?
But how should I tell Ical this?

Just tell him. Why should be afraid
to talk to your own husband?

I'm not scared. But if I never see him,
how can I talk to him?

When he gets home, grab him and
make him listen to what you want to say.

Okay, shall we start. In Spanish,
we also use gender for things.

Geminine or masculine.

Oh, it's like Grench

Uh huh, German too.

And you, honey must be
the masculine.

You think so. Remember, not just
for humans, but also for things.

How do you say thanks in Spanish?

Gracias.

How do you say 'My love'?

Well, it's important to know..

It's okay. It's Mi amore.

Gracias Ruben, Mi amore?

Well, it's worth it /Let's continue

Hi/Andien...

I told you she was going to come.

Maid...! Could you give a glass
of tomato juice, please?

We're out of tomato juice, brother.

There are only pineapple juice
and pace juice...

...for Auntie's medicine, in the fridge.

So, I brought you pineapple juice.

Aren't you supposed to fly to your
hometown already?

I overslept and missed the plane.

Auntie said that she would book me
another ticket.

So what else can I do for you?

Nothing, just leave me alone.
I'm dizzy.

You stinky goat!

I'm downstairs.

You told me yesterday you were gonna be
ready by five/I've just been to the gym.

Why don't you come up? /I'll wait here.

Unit 806. I won't lock the door.

I told you it wouldn't be long.
How do you like my apartment?

Intersting.

What did you do to your hair? You
look sexier/I didn't do anything to it.

And you so... Smell so good.

Hhh, so hot today!

Honey, I got the result from the
doctor/Really?

But the result is not exactly pleasant.

What do you mean?

The doctor said I couldn't have kids.

Honey, say something. Honey, do you
hear me?

Let's not talk about it now, okay? I'm
so beat.

I've come many times, I've paid a lot,
I've done everything that you told
me too,

but where's the result? /Wait
...calm down...because...

You're sure your husband's coming?

He promised me. You go and buy the
tickets before they are sold out.

Why are you closing? Are the tickets
sold out?

No, Sir. In fact, none of the tickets are
sold yet/Alright, I'll buy three.

Sorry, Sir. We can only show the film
with a minimum of 4 viewers.

This is unbelievable.

Even though there's only a viewer, I
think the show must go on.

Sorry Sir. That's the rule.

Sakti, don't make a fuss. Just
buy four.

No, this isn't about money. There's
something that's not right here.

Where's your manager? / I am
the manager.

Well, I want to speak to the manager
of the manager then.

Look, why don't you just see the
Julia Roberts' movie?

I want this one!/So, buy four, then.

Look, I know many journalists.

I can inform them that your theater
is very disappointing.

Go right ahead, Sir. Do you need the
photograph? I can give them to you.

Sir, hey Sir!/Satisfied?

Where's Ical? /I don't know, his mobile
phone isn't active.

Hi, Sakti. Going to see a movie? /
Yes.

What are you gonna see? /An
Indonesian film, ''Stringless Guitar''.

Oh, people said that's a good movie.

The manager said they will only play
the film if there are four viewers minimum.

So we're decided to go home/
Unless you want to join us.

Oh, okay. I'm Nino, by the way/A
friend of Sakti's?

Mm..Sakti's ex prospective client/Why
ex?

I still want to be his client, but Sakti
was too busy to handle my project.

Must be Ical. Oh, it's just Andien.

How are you? /Gine/And you? /I'm
fine, thanks.

Hi, Ndien /I'm at De Shuz, they're
having a sale. Care to join us?

No, thank you. I'm at the cinema
with Sakti. We're going to see a movie.

Can I join you guys? /
Sure, just come. Who are you with?

I'm with Yunita/Yunita?
Alright. See you.

I tried to call you yesterday.

Sakti, Andien and Yunita are going
to join us.

So we're okay, now. It's okay if you
don't want to join us.

The more the merrier. Go
buy tickets/Wait..., wait.

Here's my money.

Sir..., Sir.../Where's Andien? /
Who's Andien?

So you finally found someone?

She's our friend. She brought someone.
So, there are five of us.

But, We have to wait for Andien first.

Hi/Hi, Ndien/ Hi, Sakti...

How's your arisan preparation, Sakti?

This is Nino, a friend of Sakti's.

You remember me, right? / Hi, Mei...

Let's go!

I've to go to the toilet.

Sakti is very charming.
I like him a lot/Really?

He's nice guy. I don't want you
to hurt him.

Why did you say that?

Just don't make him one
of your boy toys.

Andien, a man of Sakti's quality is not
supposed to be just a toy.

It different from Ruben.

How could you categorize people
like that?

Sakti and Ruben, they're both
human beings.

Wait a minute. You don't expect to go
steady with Ruben, right?

Well, who knows?

Andien. You think while you're going
out with him, the others aren't? /Who?

I can't believe only five people
went to see such a good local film.

In fact, the actors are good
and people too.

I think it's logical since the movie is
intended for mature audiences...

while the majority there are
younger viewers.

Besides, that movie lacks
entertainment value.

I like it, but why horror film sells?

The story sucks just like, uum,
what is it called?

Oh, ''Tall Ghost''/That's it.

I don't know why Indonesians love
ghost stories.

So if Indonesian filmmakers
want to make a commercial film,

they are limited to horror genre, then?

Well, it's not always like that.

I think if you make a comedy genre it
can be successful.

So, why don't you make a comedy? /
I plan to.

About what? /Well, it's about a guy
who's obsessed with birds.

What's the title?

Let me kiss you today, tomorrow,
and the day after tomorrow.

When will you make a film again? /
Mei, we're here.

Thank you,Ti.

Will I see you again? /Of course.

They're all your close friends?

Except Yunita. I just knew her from
the arisan.

So you joined the ladies arisan/
Not really, I just accompany Meimei.

Even if you do, it's okay.

But is so OGT/What's that?

Obvious Gay Traits. Loves to make
close friends with women.

Straight men also like to be
around women.

But it's not the same, is it?

Do they know about you?

They don't need to know/Why not?

Because I don't want them to
leave me.

If they're really your friends they won't
leave you just because you're gay.

Look. Maybe I'm gay, may be
I'm straight, I haven't decided yet.

I remember when I was at the same
stage as you are now. It must be hard.

You mean at your stage now, where
many people know about you, isn't hard?

Well, new problems appear.

But at least, you won't have to deal
with the same old ones forever.

That guilt, the fear that someone
might find out.

After you're free from those feelings,

feels like a heavy stone have
been carrying...

...has finally been lifted from
your back.

And I think you don't have to worry.

People will not leave you just because
they know about you.

You have a lot to be proud of.

You know what?

Every time you called me but you trurn
it off, I already felt happy.

What it is Nino?

Sakti, you are the most complete man
I've ever known.

And I feel so lucky to be able to
know you.

Is there anything I can help? /
Put the flowers on this table, please.

What time are they gonna be here?
I can't wait to meet Yunita.

How do you know I have a friend
name Yunita?

I know everything, don't
you know? /Mom, I'm serious.

Andien called me. How long has
Yunita been divorced?

How do I know? I just met her
twice/Do you like her?

Mom, please quit doing that.
I can find my own wife.

Yeah right. I think you repel women.

Is Yunita pretty? /No. You're prettier.

Are you serious?

Yeah, if you wear nice clothes
and stop wearing my T-shirts.

What a nice house...

Gee... Didn't I write on the invitation
not to wear high heels?

High heels are our
confidence-boosting device.

Besides, there is a journalist here to
cover our arisan.

What for? /He's writing an article on
our lifestyle.

This is Yung-Yung, contributor
WI Magazine.

You don't mind if I take photos,
do you? This is such a cozy house.

This is my parents' house/Auntie...

But it is Sakti who takes care
of all the bills.

You are so clever.

Hello, I'm Yunita/So this is Yunita.

Did Sakti tell you about me? /
Yes, Sakti did/No, Andien did.

Hi, I'm Lita from Padang Sidempuan.

So which one is Yunita?

The prettiest one here.

I'm Sakti's second cousin. Do you
know what that means to the Bataknese?

That means we're supposed to marry
each other.

Let's get the barbecue done.
I bet they're all hungry.

But I'm wearing a nice dress.
It will smell.

I'll take it to the dry cleaner later.
Don't worry.

The food are delicious...

Hi Sak...congratulation. Nice party,
plus the coverage from a magazine.

I don't understand what will they write
out of thing like this.

I brought someone with me/Ical?
That's great.

I haven't seen him for sometime.
Where's he?

Hello/Meimei literally dragged me
to come.

You don't mind, do you? /
Of course not.

This must be Lita.

Hey, and this must be sister Meimei,
right? Sakti told me a lot about you.

And he also told me a lot about you.

What did he say? What did he say?
Nice things, right/Sort of.

Mei, I'll show Nino around/Alright.

Did he tell I graduated from law school
in North Sumatra? /He did.

You know that I'm his second cousin,
right? /I know.

Are you deliberately trying to give me
a heart attack? Trying to stress me out?

Honey, relax. You seem
so girly when you're angry.

I am serious/Nobody will
suspect anything.

I don't like this at all.

We've just been going out for a while
and you're making trouble already.

What trouble?

Nino, we promised to be discreet and
careful/But we are being careful.

You've came to my house, met
my mom, is that being careful?

Sakti, is the word ''gay'' written on my
forehead?

If you want me to leave, I'll leave.

Nino wait. I'm sorry, I'm too paranoid
that people will know.

Baby, relax. Nobody will know.

Where's your smile? Show me
your smile. Okay, that's good.

Mei, why are you doing the barbecue?
Where's that maid from Padang Sidempuan?

Where's Andien? /She's still at her kids'
school/What is she doing there?

Her kid is going to be transferred from
the talented class to the regular one.

I heard her kids are doing poorly
at school.

That's because their mother is too
busy scamming on younger guys/What?

She's got a new boy toy now.
An art curator.

I thought she was with Ruben/
Ruben who?

Not anymore. That curator is quite famous.
But I can't recall his name.

Stop the gossip. She's here.

Hi, Andien. You look dashing.

Been here long, Mei? /Not really.

Lita come here, honey!

Ah, this is Lita. Sakti's second cousin
from Padang Sidempuan.

Mei, come with me. I want to meet
Sakti's mom.

Auntie Graaaace... How are you?

I'm great. And you two look nice.
When did you two arrive?

I just got here and Meimei has already
some barbecue.

Yun, how are you? /I'm great.

Good to see you, Nino/Meimei
brought me here.

Hello Ma'am, I'm Nino. A friend of
Sakti's and Meimei's

We'll catch up with the girls,
Auntie, see you.

I heard that you like plants/
Yes I do. Very much.

Me, too. What do you like? /
I like hibiscus.

Really? Me, too. I've got the
Lemon Chiffon.

Seriously? /I've been looking for that
one/I'll give one to you/Thanks a lot!

How much does each person have
to pay? /One hundred US dollars.

My God! That's too much.
We also go to an arisan...

...in my home village but we
only have to pay one US dollar.

One hundred US dollars can feed the
whole village.

When I was a teenager, I joined this
arisan held by my big family.

Everybody was there,
grandparents, parents, children.

Then I saw this handsome man.

I fell in love with him at first sight.

He was Sakti's father, if I hadn't had
met him then...

Sakti would never have been
conceived!

Wait a minute...we'll draw the
arisan now.

Meimei! You got it, honey!

What? Me? /Here's the
money. Congratulations.

Alright winner, let's take a look at my
diamonds/Maybe later.

Well, at least, I've tried.

Come on guys, lets take pictures!

No way, that is for ladies.

That's alright. It's a bonus to have a
handsome guy in the middle of ladies.

No. You go, Mei/I don't think so.
My outfit is so out of place.

They might think I'm their maid.

That's lovely honey...
uhm yes I like that...

Madame Ganny, you're so funky,
especially with with your one earring.

What? I didn't wear one earring My God!
I lost my diamond earring! I'm dead!

Ladies, come help Ganny find
her diamond!

If we find it, let's not return it, We'll
reshape it into two pair of earrings.

One for you, one for me.

Thank you for taking me. I had fun.

You must be a Taurus.
You can't conceal your sadness.

How did you guess? You must be a
Sagittarius/No I'm a Piscean.

Pisces aren't supposed to be
talkactive like you.

It depends. If they feel comfortable,
they can be relaxed and talkactive.

My husband is also Piscean. But he
doesn't like to talk to me.

Does that mean he is not comfortable
around me?

It's only my silly theory. Maybe he's
having some problems at work.

That's the point. I'm his wife.
He should talk to me about that.

It makes me feel stupid when
I'm around him.

Pisces are moody. You just have to
wait until he is in a good mood.

And you're certainly not stupid.

In fact, of all the arisan ladies,
you're the most intelligent.

It's unfair comparing me with the
arisan ladies. That's not funny.

Wait, wait. I almost forgot.
Take our family photo.

I'll only be gone for several
days, mother.

Yeah, but London is far. If you
miss me, you can look at this photo.

Or may be you think you won't miss
me at all? I will miss you, Mom.

Do you need my picture too, brother?

Bye Mom. You're gonna be alright? /
I will. Lita will accompany me.

She'll never leave, won't she? /C'mon.
I need someone to entertain me.

Mom's still sending his baby boy off?

How come you're here early?

Well, we want to take pictures
of your house, right?

Let me take a shower/
You look gorgeous already.

I'll take a shower too, okay? /
Oh MY GOD, Lita your such a follower.

Actually, I prefer if you accompany me,
while I take photos/Sorry, I have to go.

Well, don't forget to call, if you see
great stuff there, please remember me.

Sorry, but I'm in a relationship

Mmm...is it with a woman or a man?

Thank you, Mei. Your interior design is
so impressive.

You make maximum use of
every space.

You're very welcome.
Oh, Sakti sends his regards.

He has to see a fabric supplier
in London.

Really? My wife is in London, too.
Hunting some paintings.

By the way, this is Yayuk, she is a
writer on arts/Yayuk Asmara.

So what will you write
about tonight's exhibition?

I think the paintings are great.

Our curator has an eye for paintings/
I just wrote about his profile in my magazine.

But, unfortunately, he doesn't have
an eye for good women.

Really? He hasn't introduced her to
me yet.

You won't be impressed.
She is a typical airhead.

Sometimes the intellectuals
need entertainment.

And don't forget, those women are
our best potential buyers, right Mei?

Only because they've got the money.
But they know nothing about art whatsoever.

I know, but don't let them know
what we think about them.

There they are. See her? A stereotypical
socialite woman...such an airhead

She is my good friend. And she is certainly
not an airhead woman. Excuse me.

Ooops, someone said
the wrong thing...

I just don't understand why
a sophisticated woman like Meimei...

...wants to mix with the hedonistic
nuveau riche.

You see now why younger generations
do not have values? Just look at their mothers.

Where's Bob?

Oh, you're here, too. I'm with Rama.
Darling, this is my best friend, Meimei.

Rama/Meimei/Can we talk?

Don't go anywhere.

What were you doing?
People were talking about you.

What are you talking about?
You're just making things up.

Listen, you're not just the topic of
gossip among the arisan women.

Now, the whole city seem to know
you're having an affair.

So what? I'm having fun.
I feel young again.

Andien, are you having problems?

Everybody has problems. Don't you
see? Except you/What do you mean?

When did you ever fight for something?
You always get what you want.

You lead an easy life. You're pretty,
your parents are rich. Everything is perfect!

What, you have no idea...

I had to marry my boss who is 20
years older than me,

just to get the life that
you take for granted!

How could you say that?
Bob loves you!

He slept with someone else!
You don't know that, do you?

When? /Last year, yesterday,
who cares. He has betrayed me.

And what is it you think you're
doing now?

It's the same thing. If he can do it,
I can do it.

Why you seem like a wild horse.
You used to have principles.

My principles were wrong.
I'm looking for new ones.

And how about the kids? /What do you
know about kids? You can't even get pregnant.

I was wrong, you're not
that perfect after all.

Where's my best friend Andien?
I don't know you anymore.

That's okay. I don't want to know
you, either. You're a tight ass bitch!

You think they're gone?

I guess so.

Hey, Mei.

Mr. Ical was here then left again.

Did he say where he was going? /
No, Ma'am.

He must still have work to do
at the office.

But he took so much luggage.

Sakti...when will you come home?
Ical left me.

Hi, Mei/ Hi, No.

So, you're so moved by those photos,
heh?

I just miss the old days. We seemed
to have no burden whatsoever.

Do you remember when we have our
puberty? Pimples were everywhere.

Here's your budget/That's okay.
You can give me later.

You two look good together.

I heard that you two were high school
sweethearts. You really a cute couple.

Did I say something wrong?

Mei? I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to make you cry.

He left me just like that.

Who? Your husband?

When did this happen? /
Last night...

I went home and everything that
belongs to him was gone.

But it's my fault, too. I'm to busy
thinking about myself.

I'm so self centered.

Who said that? /Everybody.

Don't ever talk like that again.

If there is anyone telling you that,
I'll be the first to object.

That is the most absurd statement
I've ever heard.

You were trying so hard to make your husband
happy, was that being self centered?

And he left you just like that, without
even a word?

Maybe he doesn't want to hurt me.

And you're not hurt now?
He can't do that. He is a coward.

He doesn't deserve you.

But I love him. I can never forget him.

Everybody who is in your position right
now will say so.

But believe me, time heals.

I told you many times,

and don't tell me that I am the only
one that ever told you this.

Mei...

If someone like you doesn't deserve happiness,
then nobody else does.

Come here.

Good morning everybody! I bring you
guys some brownies. Pass it around, OK?

You want some coffee? /That's okay,
I'll make some myself later. Is Sakti here?

He's on the way. He called earlier asking
for you. You want me to put him through?

No that's okay.

What's wrong with your boss?
Is today her birthday?

Deep down she's a very
sweet person, that's all.

This is for the sofa, and here's
the carpet...

You can pick the colour yourself.

Sakti! I miss you so much.

Are you okay? /I'm great. Don't worry
I'm not crazy. I'm truly happy.

I thought...I was such a wreck several
days ago. But something came up.

Something that make me realized that
Ical is not worth my tears.

What is it? /I'll tell all about it later.
I have to take care of my work first.

Bye, Sakti.

Hi, honey!/Hi.

I miss you

I was only gone for a couple days/
Ouch, you are so unromantic/Kidding.

If I don't, I would have gone straight
home first.

Have you eat? /Not yet/
I bring you some snack's to eat.

How was Meimei when you last
saw her? /She was in such a mess.

Did you meet her? /I did/
How was she?

That's what puzzles me.
She looks so cheerful.

May be that's because of you/
No, I've asked the people at work.

She was happy before I got there,
she brought cookies.

She even said hi to
all of the people at work.

Oh my God. May be she becomes crazy/
She also convinces me that she is not.

Wait...

Hello, Meimei? /You're coming over?
When?

I can't meet you now. I'm working on
the budget for my next project.

My God she's here/Oh shit.
What should we do.

That's alright. You can say you're just
dropping by.

With the bags and everything.
She'll be suspicious.

Why don't you just hide behind
the curtain.

Come in.

I won't be long. I just want to say...

...when Ical left me,
I thought I won't make it.

You knew you could/Just listen.
But I can.

Even the guilty feeling, the lack of self
worth which used...

...to torture me, they just disappeared.

And I now I know the answer.

What? /You should know.

Ok then...I'll leave.

What have you done to her? /
Nothing.

I have never seen her that happy...

...since we were in high school when
she's crazy about Ical.

You must have been too nice to her.

She's your best friend,
I was only trying to help.

Yeah, but how? /I just talked to
her/You're sure you didn't touch her?

Did you touch her while you guys were
talking? She could get the wrong idea...

Well, I hugged her as a friend. But
that's all/You should have known better.

So what did you expect me to do? /
You want me to tell her the truth?

About what? /Everything.
About you and me.

No don't.

You're still worried people know
about you?

We're talking about your best friend.

She can forget about her problem
because she likes you.

If you tell her the truth, then she'll lose
the only thing she has going for her.

So you want me to pretend to like her,
too?

She's just taking you as a rebound.

If she finds somebody else, she'll
forget about you.

What if she won't?

What are you
thinking about? /Nothing.

Come on. I'm like your own sister. You
can tell me.

Who are you again? /I'm Lita/I mean
how are we related?

Your mom and my mom have the
same grandparents/I see.

So why do you look so pre-occupied.
Are you having a fight with Nino?

Why would I have a fight with Nino?

Come on, brother. I may look stupid
but I am actually smart.

I've got 3.7 Grade Point Average,
you know. I know.

I don't get what you're trying to say.

One of my closest friends in college is
also like that.

I even had a crush on him once.

How did you find out?

I accidentally overheard when you were
having a fight with Nino during the arisan.

And browsed thru your magazine
collection a couple days ago.

What magazine? /Those ones that
don't have any picture of woman in it.

How could you?!/I'm sorry/Even my
mother wouldn't dare!

I admit I have violated your privacy.
But I had to do it to get a...confirmation.

That gay friend of mine told me...

...that once someone found out
about him, he feel liberated.

Do you feel the same, too? /
Don't let my mom know. She'll die.

I am very good at keeping secrets.

Nadia, I'll be home soon.
You already finish your homework?

I'll see you in the morning. OK

I love you. OK. Nice sweet heart.

Bye...

Your kids not sleep yet? /
'cause their mother not home yet.

Why do you have to use those? /
Use what?

I'm not stupid/All people
in Jakarta are in to it as well.

What a big deal, Honey?

Which people? My friends don't use it.

Because they're all tight ass.

What are you talking about? They can
have fun without using those.

So what about alcohol? /Alcohol?
Alcohol is legal.

That's because the authority legalize it.
But it's still intoxicating, right?

Yeah, but alcohol doesn't make people
depend on them. What do you mean?

I know many alcoholics. But then so
what? Look at me, I'm an GDA/What?

Gunctioning Drug Addict

So even though I'm on it,
I'm still functional.

It even makes my eyes become more
sensitive in choosing paintings. Wanna try?

No, Thanks.

You know, there is a lot things that I
didn't know about Andien.

I'm so disappointed. She
has changed. It seems that I don't
know her anymore.

Not because we're close to her then
we know everything about her, right?

Maybe she's having a problem.

Everubody has problem. We're
getting older. We have to be wise.

I had a problem but did I immediately
run into younger men?

Yeah right. And I thought you and Ical
were so perfect.

There's no such thing. Beside,
I don't care about him anymore.

So it's for sure you're not getting
back together?

My marriage is over. I just have to
finish the paperwork.

But you know? I'm not sad.
I feel like a brand new person.

It's good that you feel that way,
but/When you will see Nino again?

Tomorrow is his birhtday, you know? /I
don't know!

How well do you know Nino? /Well,
he's a client. He is a nice guy.

I think he's very nice,
perceptive, funny, and romantic.

Well I don't know about romantic.

Of course, you're not a woman. You
don't see him the way I do.

That's what you'll get if you wear a
stupid T-shirt.

Happy birthday, Sir/Thank you.

Thank you for the dinner. Now I have
to do some work.

No, you're not allowed to work tonight.

Mei...

Mei...Mei/Sakti...

Mei listen to me/ Sakti...

Mei please listen to me first/ Sakti..

Relax Ti, let her cool down first.

Sakti/Enough.

Come on..pick up Mei...

Please stop at the parking lot. I need
to get off

Hallo/You're an enemy in disguise...

I don't want to know you any more.

Hello!... Grom Nino.

He doesn't want to speak to
you. Alright. Bye.

Are you okay?

Brother. What's wrong?

Hi, auntie/Hi, Nino. Good evening.

Is Sakti at home? /He's out.
But I don't know where to.

Lita, why don't you make a cup of tea
for Nino.

I'll ask the maid to do it/No,
she's busy. I want you to do it.

Go on.

Have a sit Nino/Thank you auntie.

How are you? /I'm fine.
Just need to see Sakti.

His mobile phone is not active.

He is always like that if he sulks.
Are you having a fight with him?

Excuse me? /You don't have
to pretend. I may be old but not blind.

What do you mean? /
Remember at arisan?

Sakti, is the word ''gay'' written on my
forehead? Is there?

If you want me to leave, I'll leave.

I'm sorry I'm too paranoid.

Just relax honey. No one will know.

Sakti is my only child. I love him.
I just want him to be happy.

Where are you going? /
To a gallery opening.

You never read the kids
bed time story anymore.

You can do it.

Nisa told me she missed you.

Maybe that's why she's not doing
very well at school.

You know what? Kids aren't supposed
to do well all the time.

There are times when they're not and
that's okay.

I just want to tell you. If you want to
punish me. Don't punish the kids too.

O C'mon...the kids can understad me,
why can't you?

Just relax...

Auntie is known to be the most liberal
person in the family.

That's good.

I wouldn't come here if she's evil...I
want to see the National Monument.

What are you doing here?! I
told you/Sakti, she knows.

Your mother knows... It's OK.

Did you tell her? You're always
looking for trouble.

No, it wasn't her/So it must be
you, then.

If no one told her how could she
know?

She overheard us when we were
having a fight during the arisan.

Please don't cry, brother.

Move. Let me make dinner.

You'll stay for dinner, won't
you Nino? /Yes, I will.

Stop it Rama.

What now?

Relax, they will only want to check
driving license.

Good evening, mam.
Please open the window.

Good evening, sir.

We're doing some checking for illegal
weapons please step out from the car.

We're not bringing any weapons officer/
Could you step out of the car, please?

Look, we told you we did not bring
anything illegal!

Please step out, both of you. Please!

What are you looking for, sir?

We don't have anything illegal/
What's this? /Rama!

Sit, please.

And you're the owner of Jaguar,
with plate number B 9 XY?

Yes it's mine but I don't know if my
friend is bringing illegal drug, officer.

We haven't got to that yet.

Where were you going?

I was from an art gallery, picking
him up. I just wanted to take him home.

And what's the nature of your
relationship with him?

I told you he is my friend.

Look, I want to go home. My
father-in-law is a former minister.

One call from him can get me
out anytime.

There is no such things today, ma'am.
Things changed.

I can see that you are a
decent citizen.

But why are you hanging out with
a drug druggie?

I didn't know that. Can I call a friend
of mine? He's a lawyer.

Why don't you call your father-in-law.
I thought he is a former minister.

No. I will call my friend.

Hello? /This is the police station.
Your friend would like to speak to you.

Mei, this is me/What happened?

We got arrested. Rama brought
cocaine in my car but I didn't
know that.

What did I told you, huh? /Please,
get mad at me later.

I don't know who else to ask help
from/What can I do?

Meimei, your husband is a lawyer.

Please...Mei, no matter what,
you're still my friend.

OK/Thanks, Mei.

She's nut's. It's late and still talking
in english.

So, when we'll your mother meet
mine?

What for? /To choose the date/
Man...

It's Meimei

Yes/I'm calling because of Andien.

So it doesn't mean that the problem
between us is solved.

She got busted. A friend of hers has
drugs on him.

But she didn't have anything to do
with it/What do you want me to do?

You used to be a lawyer, right? Will
you come down to the police station?

Talk to them or something.

Alright/And don't bring Sakti.

How long have you been doing
this prostitution.

Excuse me, Sir. My friend was just
brought in here.

Gor what case, Mam? /Uh..Drug. But
she didn't know/Try to look over there.

You're the one who got me into this.
You forced me to sell drugs.

You're lying cow! It was you who got
me into this.

You told me that your husband was in
the army so we wouldn't get caught.

Your husband was only a security
personnel at a warehouse.

Yeah, but you slept with him, too.
Didn't you?

You piece of shit. It was your filthy
husband who seduced me.

Guck you, you low-life scum bag!/
Stop it!

I'm in control here/Can I help you?

Sorry, wrong room, Sir.

Mei...

I can't find her/She must be
inside there.

Alright. See you. I'll grab a cab.

Where are you going? Meimei can
take you home, too. Right, Mei?

Alright. You can come with me.

Poor Andien. I want to apologize
to you.

I didn't mean to hurt you/How could
you do that to me?

How could you. You make me think
there's something going on between us.

I don't know what to say.

When I was so fragile, you gave me
hope then you crushed it.

You told me nothing but
crap/Which part.

Everything. The part you told me that
I was special...

...that my husband didn't deserve me.

They're bullshit.

Listen. Everything that I told you
is true.

I have no reason to give you bullshit.

But you know me now. I wouldn't do
something like that.

So why don't you tell me the truth
about you and Sakti?

That was our fault.

But you should know that Sakti cares
a lot about you. I do, too.

Are you going serious with Sakti?

Very much.

Ndien. We're here/Becareful Mei.

Thanks, Mei.

Excuse me, ma'am. But we have
some flower arrangement,

where do you want us to put them?

I don't want them.

Or perhaps you bring your own
decoration which we can help assemble?

No. I'm fine.

Mrs. Andien and the ladies have been
having arisan here for years.

I don't want them to be disappointed.

Listen, if they're disappointed, they're
gonna be mad at me.

Not at you, so piss off. Please.

What's the dress code this time? /
Be your self

I want to apologize about Nino/
That's not the problem.

The problem is why didn't you tell me
the truth that you're a gay.

I thought we were best friends.

Exactly, we're best friends and
I was afraid that you would leave me.

You really think I'm that shallow? Just
because you're gay and I leave you?

I was wrong. Sorry. But we're still
best friend, right?

I'm sorry you, guys.

I know that you won't consider me as
your best friend anymore.

But I want you to know that you two
are the best friends I've ever known.

You made me come to the
police station.

Sorry, I thought you'd come with
Ical/That's alright. He left me.

So next time you're gonna do some
boys hunting, count me in.

I'm not going boys hunting anymore.

Ginally...

By the way, where's Nino? /
He...doing some work at his studio.

By the way, Sakti's gay/I know. I heard
when you and Nino talking in the car.

Why didn't you tell us/
Well, you know now.

Now I believe, diamond is not gilr
best friend.

But gay and guy was.

You know, I used to have a crush on
you in high school.

Me too/I pity you both.

Mei, Is it ready yet? /Oh, it is ready.

The theme this time is be yourself/
Is this all?

Just sit down. So we got a new member.
Why don't you introduce yourself.

Who are your parents?
Who are your husband?

I'm Sakti, I'm gay.

Ladies, please undestand.
Andien is still traumatized.

She was arrested by police
several days ago.

And Meimei's husband took off.
So she is now a widow...

...and black widow too, you know...

They're crazy, let's leave/Let's go...

Bye, ladies, good luck with
your arisan.

You do realize that many people will
dislike you?

Only by the arisan ladies.

Do you think Nino can make a film
out of our real life story?

Sure he can. And I want Dian Sastro
to play my character.

She's too young for you.

How about Christine Hakim?

Too old/But she is a great actress.
She can play anything.

I want Nicholas Saputra to play me.

You wish. Anjasmara will suit you.

Or Christine Hakim. You said she can
play anything.

Why she you nuts! How about you,
who suits your character?

Sarah Sechan.

Can she act? /She can...