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- Hey! Jerry Ryan, glad you could make it.
- Good to see you, Oscar.
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Of all the people
I never expected to hear from!
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After a month, I got a sudden urge
to see a familiar face.
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- I see you're still painting.
- I'm painting, all right.
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Jerry, think what could've happened
to my talent if I'd stayed in Nebraska!
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New York saved my life.
I paint with my guts now!
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- I got a whole new...
- Oscar!
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Kindly look at the spaghetti,
it's gonna stick!
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Who cares! Come here.
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Sophie, meet Jerry Ryan,
from back home.
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An artist for ya - "Who cares?"!
Pleased to meet you, Jerry.
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Influence him to look at the spaghetti.
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- Sure. Oscar, I'll be fine.
- I'll be right back.
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Fix yourself a drink. Mingle a little.
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Is the purpose of art to communicate?
Yes or no?
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Pardon me. I beg your pardon.
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The way you ask is typical of
your attitude. Dogmatic. Conformist.
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...making compromises.
You saw my improvisation.
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Was the motivation absolutely clear?
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Well, truthfully, I did feel
a certain dichotomy.
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Your motivation
and the motivation of the...
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Think you're Rockefeller,
you eat out all the time?
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A nice little icebox'll save you a fortune.
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I'm trying to do you a favour. Why so
suspicious? With five bucks I'll get rich!
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I'll be five bucks less rich, won't I?
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What's a cottage cheese salad?
At least a buck, right?
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Buy a carton, twenty cents,
put it in the icebox and you're in business.
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Change your mind,
gimme a ring, I'm in the book.
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Gittel Mosca. M-O-S-C-A, Mosca!
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You got a light?
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Don the hat, nobody'll know
you're at the wrong party!
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Hecky, I've a story saved up for you.
Punchline even.
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You dirty...
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Yeah, hello?
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Hell!
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Uh!
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You slob. Slob. Slob.
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- Yeah, hello?
- Miss Gittel Mosca?
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- It's me, who's this?
- Jerry Ryan. We met at Oscar's party.
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- Yeah?
- I lit your cigarette?
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You thought I was at the wrong party.
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The one with the hat, didn't say anything.
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- You must know some talkative hats!
- Huh?
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About that icebox you were trying to sell.
Can I stop by and look at it?
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Oh, I gave it away to some jerk
Sophie sent over.
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I just let him have it.
Why didn't you ask yesterday?
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It was too big a move.
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Today I decided to change, join the living.
About ten minutes ago.
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- Thought I'd start by dropping in on you.
- I haven't got it.
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All the same, I thought I'd drop in and...
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Yeah, well, thanks anyway.
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Hell.
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Just a minute, I'm boiling over!
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Milk all over the lousy stove!
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Yeah, hello? Hello?
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00:11:06,989 --> 00:11:08,733
Hey, anybody on this line?
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- No.
- Huh?
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00:11:13,537 --> 00:11:15,115
Hey!
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- Hello?
- Sophie, is Oscar there?
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Yeah.
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That hat-type friend of his,
what's his number?
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You got ants in your pants?
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Drag your mind up outta your girdle,
see if Oscar's written it down.
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Didn't realise you were so delicate.
Wait a minute.
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Gittel, it's Circle 5-9970.
You got that?
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- 9-9-7-0, yeah.
- Don't be an ingrate, give a thank you.
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Very funny, I'll give you a commission.
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- Yes?
- I've been thinking about that icebox.
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I could take you
and you could offer him a buck.
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He might let it go.
He got it for nothing.
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- Hey, you still with me?
- I don't know yet.
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- How'd you get my number?
- Sophie. Oscar had it.
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- The icebox, what do you think?
- I don't think you're calling about that.
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- Huh?
- You've nothing better to do.
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I've eleven different things
I could be doing!
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Different isn't better.
Why aren't you doing them?
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How'd I get in the wrong?
Did you call about the icebox or not?
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- Not.
- Well, I can't follow this. You called.
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I called because I was going
out of my head in solitary.
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I called to make contact with someone
of the weaker sex, who's weaker.
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OK, here I am. Contact.
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I called to ask you to dinner tonight.
And a show, if you like.
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- Well, why didn't ya?
- I was afraid you'd say yes or no.
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- I would have said "Sure"!
- Right away we have problems.
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- What show? Where to eat?
- Wait! Now I'm not so sure.
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I don't know if I want to get involved.
You sound complicated.
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- Oh.
- I'm the girl, right? And you're the man.
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Make up your mind, ask me,
and I'll make up mine.
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- Been trying for a month.
- To ask me to dinner?
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No, to get unstuck
from a piece of flypaper.
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After you've broken your leg in five places
you hesitate to make that first step.
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Reason I hung up on you was because
I didn't want to say, "Please, help me".
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Look, I've a date with some kids.
It'll keep me busy till maybe 6.30 p.m.
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Meet where we're gonna eat, say 6.45 p.m.?
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- Say, 6.45 p.m.
- You like to eat Chinese?
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- Yeah.
- There's a place, The Peacock,
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on 4th Street, near Sheridan Square.
It's in the book. Cantonese.
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- Is it OK enough to?
- Is what OK enough to?
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- Your leg?
- It may have affected my head!
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But I'll meet you, The Peacock,
Cantonese, 6.45 p.m., OK?
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OK.
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- I'm late.
- Yeah, I know.
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- Next time I'll make sarcastic remarks.
- We're on next time already!
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Kinda fast, so we can make a show.
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00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,355
- Yes, ma'am.
- Plain rice. You like fried?
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- No.
- Plain rice and tea. Two.
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00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:17,279
- Yes, ma'am.
- I'd like coffee now.
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Yes, sir.
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So... you're an out-of-town type, huh?
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- Nebraska.
- Nebraska?
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- Is that in California?
- No, that's Nevada you're thinking about
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- that's in California.
- What have you been doing in New York?
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Mostly walking, by day and by night.
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- Monotonous but healthy.
- When do you sleep?
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No time. Who were the kids
that kept you busy till 6.30?
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Huh? Oh, a dance group.
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They thought maybe
I'd have an idea for costumes.
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- Did you?
- Sure, success, I got the job.
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I loaned the choreographer 75 cents
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but I'll make a few bucks
on the costumes.
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- It's your livelihood?
- A little of this and that.
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The rest, unemployment insurance.
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So, what do you do?
What did you do in Nebraska?
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- I was an attorney.
- Oh.
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- You gonna practice law here?
- I've no plans yet, been too busy walking.
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- Everything fine?
- Thank you.
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Try one, it's from heaven.
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No! Dip in the bug juice.
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00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:42,657
Gittel? Sounds exotic.
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00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:46,282
- What is it? Italian? Eskimo?
- Jewish!
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- Mosca?
- That's exotic.
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My stage name.
My real one's too long. Moskowitz.
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- You act?
- Dance.
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- Given it up?
- Given it up? It's what I am!
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God, I studied with José for years.
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00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:04,302
- José who?
- You kidding? Lemien. The best!
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- It's important to you?
- If not, I wasted a lot of 7.50s a week!
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So...
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What's it like in Nebraska?
I've never been out of New York.
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From the Bronx to Manhattan to Brooklyn,
this is your life, Gittel Mosca.
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I was going to Florida once,
I had the money even. Miami.
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I got married,
he went to Florida, I got divorced...
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- You too?
- You married?
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My wife's divorcing me back in Omaha.
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- A lantsman.
- Huh?
146
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A buddy from the same country.
How long did yours last?
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- Twelve years.
- Big deal.
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- She get a yen for another guy?
- No, a yen to see the end of me.
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Look, do you really want to see a show?
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I'm not sure. It bother you talking
about marriage and divorce?
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Oh, no.
I was thinking about something else.
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How to decide whether
we really want to see a show?
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- Cross-examine us, you're the lawyer.
- Please, this is more exotic.
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Watch, you have to be a bat
to find your way around.
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Some of my best friends are bats.
I'm not entirely stable myself.
156
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:40,312
So why didn't you listen?
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Lt'd make no difference.
Over 60 % of accidents occur in the home.
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Not including ruptured marriages.
Be safe, be homeless.
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Getting run over in the street's better.
Coke, beer or seltzer?
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- You?
- Warm milk.
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Warm milk? I may be too old for you.
I'll have a sophisticated Coke.
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It's got caffeine,
I'll give you a beer, it's more relaxing.
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Don't be a nurse. Sorry. I spent twelve
years being treated like a patient.
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I was worried about,
coddled, humoured.
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- Your wife?
- A great little caretaker called Tess.
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I've been cared for till I'm in shreds.
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- Coke. Leave the chips to fall.
- OK. You don't sleep so you won't sleep.
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Make it a beer.
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Let's start all over, Jerry. Coke or beer?
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Warm milk. If I'm relaxing,
there's no point in being casual about it.
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- What bed you got, you don't sleep?
- A cot from the Salvation Army for $8.
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No wonder. Feel that.
Go on, take a feel.
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You know what I paid
for the mattress? 59 bucks.
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I'd never be without a good bed.
You're in it a third of your life.
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- You must lead a very straight-laced life.
- OK. Half.
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You get a good bed,
you'll stop walking so much.
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Until I stop walking, I can't afford
to make my bedbugs comfortable.
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- Vicious circle.
- Bedbugs?!
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Among other things, yeah.
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Lawyer or no lawyer,
you're not working, Jerry?
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Getting unstuck from a piece
of flypaper can be very hard work.
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No, no.
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I know why I'm drinking this.
Why are you?
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- I got an ulcer, in the duodenum.
- Serious?
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00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,386
I thought ulcers in women
went out with the vapours.
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00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,142
Isn't that a man's disease nowadays?
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- Well, I got it.
- Which are you, by the way?
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The old-fashioned type or the manly,
same rules for me as for you?
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Why? What's the difference?
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It might influence whether
I drink this and go or stay all night.
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00:20:59,456 --> 00:21:02,243
You don't exactly lead up to things,
do you?
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00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:06,538
Who's Mr America? Is that your ex?
193
00:21:06,755 --> 00:21:11,583
Wally wasn't around long enough to snap
a picture. That's Larry, my partner.
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Somehow there's less of you here.
195
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Well, ulcers you put on weight.
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Supposed to eat six meals a day.
The last haemorrhage, I'd put on 18lbs!
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- The last?
- I hope. I've got just so much blood.
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- How many have you had?
- Two.
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When I never looked healthier, they
operated on me for something different!
200
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Appendicitis. No kidding,
I'm a physical wreck, practically.
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Your physique, wrecked though it may be.
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That's what's wrong with me.
What's wrong with you?
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Nothing wrong with me except
of course our problem.
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- Make up our minds.
- About what?
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Am I staying over? I appreciate
the invitation but I don't think I'll insist.
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I don't get it, Jerry.
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First, you can't decide whether to eat
with me, then it's into bed. How come?
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Just testing. How will I know
what to think till I hear what I say?
209
00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:19,903
Is that the way you decide everything,
in your head?
210
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,868
It saves a lot of false moves.
How do you decide things?
211
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:28,376
Not in my head. A couple of false moves
might get you further.
212
00:22:28,587 --> 00:22:31,671
Let's not rush. Let's examine
what we'd be getting into.
213
00:22:31,882 --> 00:22:37,422
Who said yes yet? Is this some new line,
supposed to be putting me in the mood?
214
00:22:37,637 --> 00:22:40,930
- You mean it's not?
- Oh, boy!
215
00:22:40,307 --> 00:22:44,933
All right, try a more conventional
approach, a little soft music.
216
00:22:45,145 --> 00:22:47,184
Something I've missed.
217
00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:52,240
- You haven't got a radio, even?
- I haven't got a television set either.
218
00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:56,185
But everybody's got a radio.
You can get a radio for 19.95.
219
00:22:56,406 --> 00:23:00,238
- Jerry, are you broke?
- Why do you ask?
220
00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:03,322
You're a long way from home,
you're not working.
221
00:23:03,538 --> 00:23:05,697
Know anybody you can borrow from?
222
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,410
Only you.
223
00:23:14,508 --> 00:23:16,631
How much do you need?
224
00:23:19,971 --> 00:23:22,807
You're a very generous girl, Gittel.
Too generous.
225
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,560
You can get bit, feeding stray wolves.
226
00:23:25,268 --> 00:23:28,200
- But you're broke.
- You said that.
227
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:31,147
Last year I made $30,000.
228
00:23:32,317 --> 00:23:36,149
I got 18 bucks to last me the month,
I'm helping you!
229
00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:39,399
- I'd say you were a born victim.
- Of what?
230
00:23:39,616 --> 00:23:44,159
- Yourself.
- I feel sorry for you. What's so terrible?
231
00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:47,286
- You feel sorry for me?
- Sure.
232
00:23:47,499 --> 00:23:50,286
- Gittel, how old are you?
- 29.
233
00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:54,500
Stop talking like 28.
Start worrying about your own worries.
234
00:23:54,714 --> 00:23:58,166
Things aren't good. A little here and there,
the rest unemployment insurance.
235
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,876
- I got several plans!
- Plans?
236
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,465
This Larry and me,
we're working up a dance recital.
237
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:08,680
I'm looking for a cheap loft
for a studio for classes...
238
00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:12,264
Why so sore?
'Cause I feel sorry for ya?
239
00:24:12,482 --> 00:24:14,522
I don't think I can afford you.
240
00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:18,317
I'm not ready for a whole human,
complete with weaknesses...
241
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:24,117
- Who asked ya? Who made an offer?
- I did, but I take it back.
242
00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:28,621
I'm neither ready nor able to be
responsible for anything these days.
243
00:24:28,832 --> 00:24:33,790
Least of all an ingenuous nitwit.
That's why I'm sore. Disappointment.
244
00:24:33,295 --> 00:24:36,829
- What does ingenuous mean? Smart?
- Dumb. Naive.
245
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,583
Oh, I had my own room
in the Village at sixteen!
246
00:24:40,802 --> 00:24:42,759
What to do? To play potsy?
247
00:24:42,971 --> 00:24:46,969
- Be scared for your own reasons.
- So you're a woman of wide experience?
248
00:24:48,768 --> 00:24:51,686
Well, wide is another story.
249
00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:56,764
Do you sleep with Mr America?
250
00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:59,690
Larry? I told you, he's a dancer.
251
00:24:59,905 --> 00:25:03,439
We're good friends and all that
but do you think I'm peculiar?
252
00:25:05,118 --> 00:25:09,246
- Hey, are you?
- Am I what?
253
00:25:09,456 --> 00:25:11,365
Queer.
254
00:25:14,794 --> 00:25:16,834
Now you've gone too far.
255
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:28,509
- How long have you been on the wagon?
- A year.
256
00:25:28,725 --> 00:25:30,634
Where you been, in jail?
257
00:25:39,361 --> 00:25:41,400
Let's not get all worked up.
258
00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:45,278
Have a cookie and calm down,
then you'd better go.
259
00:25:45,492 --> 00:25:48,446
Go? Was that the wrong false move?
260
00:25:48,662 --> 00:25:50,370
No, Jerry.
261
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:56,419
I've an ironclad rule. I wouldn't sleep with
Christopher Columbus on the first date.
262
00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:58,704
You want me to be promiscuous?
263
00:25:58,922 --> 00:26:02,291
Besides, this routine
you've been giving me,
264
00:26:02,509 --> 00:26:05,794
you couldn't have planned it better
to be turned down.
265
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,586
You're testing, how do you like that?
266
00:26:08,807 --> 00:26:13,180
You know who you're testing? Not me.
You wanna find out how you feel.
267
00:26:13,228 --> 00:26:16,644
That's a make?
Why should I sleep with you?
268
00:26:16,856 --> 00:26:19,941
A health cure?
I don't even know what's eating you.
269
00:26:20,151 --> 00:26:23,900
You've my whole life story -
and you, no news at all.
270
00:26:24,114 --> 00:26:26,569
The news is sparse but here it is.
271
00:26:26,783 --> 00:26:30,401
I'd a job, house, marriage and a life.
They all went sour.
272
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,455
Now for the shining present.
273
00:26:33,665 --> 00:26:37,365
I live in a cell costing $31 a month,
hall's full of garbage.
274
00:26:37,585 --> 00:26:41,832
I awake gassed if I don't throw myself
off a bridge the night before.
275
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,835
- I can't afford 19.95 for a radio!
- Sh!
276
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:47,756
That 30 grand, you said that to show off?
277
00:26:47,971 --> 00:26:53,427
I didn't want to take candy
from a baby. I came east with $500.
278
00:26:53,643 --> 00:26:56,561
I'm trying to live on 3.50 a day.
279
00:26:56,771 --> 00:26:59,130
You spent 16.80 tonight!
280
00:26:59,232 --> 00:27:01,557
- I splurged. My birthday.
- Birthday?
281
00:27:01,776 --> 00:27:03,983
Also, I bought a dollar cigar.
282
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,437
You bought your own birthday present?
283
00:27:07,657 --> 00:27:10,279
- Why didn't you tell me, Jerry?
- Why?
284
00:27:10,493 --> 00:27:12,735
- You'd have given me one?
- Sure.
285
00:27:12,954 --> 00:27:18,957
Thanks, but I'm not hinting for handouts
from lovable crackpot waifs.
286
00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:23,213
Don't say "Go" when signalling "Come".
It's not ladylike.
287
00:27:23,423 --> 00:27:26,440
You haven't been hinting for handouts?
288
00:27:26,259 --> 00:27:28,252
- What?
- You've done it all night.
289
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:32,302
- Those hints, unhappy, bedbugs, broke.
- Unhappy bedbugs?
290
00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:36,679
Unhappy. Bedbugs. Like if I don't sleep
with you, they'll find you dead.
291
00:27:36,895 --> 00:27:39,302
- Wait, who said that?
- You did.
292
00:27:39,522 --> 00:27:44,315
With the garbage or off a bridge, you're
so lonely. That's the last thing you said.
293
00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:47,612
That might have been campaign oratory,
an approach,
294
00:27:47,822 --> 00:27:49,862
but I haven't done that all night.
295
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,278
First thing you said was "Help me",
on the telephone!
296
00:27:53,495 --> 00:27:57,907
- No. I said I wouldn't say...
- You said "Help me"! I said "Sure"!
297
00:27:58,124 --> 00:28:03,748
I'm not complaining but why
call me names, you want it both ways?
298
00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:16,306
Hey, I say something
to hurt your feelings?
299
00:28:16,518 --> 00:28:20,467
I was griped. I wanted to get back at you.
It's natural.
300
00:28:20,688 --> 00:28:23,725
No, it's just that you're right,
the point you made.
301
00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:27,260
- What point?
- That I ask for handouts.
302
00:28:27,946 --> 00:28:32,738
I never saw it before but it happened
tonight, right under my very nose.
303
00:28:34,369 --> 00:28:37,370
- And if I do...
- Where are you going now?
304
00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:41,578
Back to solitary. There I go again.
305
00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:47,878
If you hate that joint so much
that you don't wanna go back, stay.
306
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,130
I got a couch. You take the bed.
307
00:28:50,343 --> 00:28:54,127
- Stay?
- A good night's sleep, you'll feel better.
308
00:28:55,223 --> 00:28:57,844
OK? Settled.
309
00:28:58,935 --> 00:29:02,684
You mind my sheets?
They're clean and I had a bath.
310
00:29:02,897 --> 00:29:06,598
- No, Gittel, only...
- Only what? You got a lousy bed.
311
00:29:06,818 --> 00:29:11,314
Tomorrow you get some kerosene
and see where they come out of the wall.
312
00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:16,906
Gittel, you're a very sweet girl.
313
00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:23,159
Well... you're a very sweet girl, too.
The john's right over there.
314
00:29:23,376 --> 00:29:27,326
- Get a good night's sleep, you'll...
- Feel better in the morning.
315
00:29:39,893 --> 00:29:44,560
- Gittel.
- What? Still stewing? I've moved already.
316
00:29:44,272 --> 00:29:48,601
After what we talked about, handouts,
don't you think it's weak of me?
317
00:29:48,818 --> 00:29:50,858
What, on your birthday?
318
00:29:51,863 --> 00:29:54,188
Pillow. Pardon me.
319
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:07,367
- Should I stay, really?
- Don't nudja me. You wanna stay?
320
00:30:11,341 --> 00:30:13,380
So stay.
321
00:30:53,216 --> 00:30:56,300
What the hell! Happy birthday!
322
00:33:33,543 --> 00:33:36,330
You should be in bed, a man of your age!
323
00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:07,208
That icebox, you shouldn't have
given it away for nothing.
324
00:35:07,428 --> 00:35:10,963
- Keep on like that and you're gonna...
- Hey, Jerry!
325
00:35:11,182 --> 00:35:12,760
Are you OK?
326
00:35:12,975 --> 00:35:15,810
Fine. Tried a new bridge, the Queensboro.
327
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,978
- Gittel, I walked out on ya.
- Yeah, I noticed.
328
00:35:22,193 --> 00:35:25,313
- Why change your ironclad rule?
- Huh?
329
00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:28,614
Oh, I couldn't resist your dopey hat.
330
00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:31,612
Sure it was just that and not charity?
331
00:35:31,828 --> 00:35:35,113
I was smothered in charity once,
but not again.
332
00:35:35,331 --> 00:35:38,367
- Is that why you took off?
- Partly.
333
00:35:39,877 --> 00:35:45,583
Yeah. I was worried about ya and I called
two or three times but no answer.
334
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,717
I walked out on you and you still call?
335
00:35:50,888 --> 00:35:53,759
- Two times.
- Gittel.
336
00:35:53,975 --> 00:35:57,474
Gittel, you need taking care of,
you don't look after yourself.
337
00:35:57,687 --> 00:35:59,726
- You'd object more.
- To what?
338
00:35:59,939 --> 00:36:03,438
Like now. Why aren't you taking
my head off about the time?
339
00:36:03,651 --> 00:36:05,940
- Why, what time is it?
- After five.
340
00:36:06,153 --> 00:36:08,775
- It takes practise. Go ahead.
- Go ahead, what?
341
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:13,486
Object! Holler! Who am I to call
at this hour! If you resent it, say.
342
00:36:13,703 --> 00:36:16,490
- Why are you hollering?
- For your own good.
343
00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:19,375
I don't like to holler,
it makes me nervous.
344
00:36:19,584 --> 00:36:22,501
- Besides, I'm glad you phoned.
- Why?
345
00:36:22,712 --> 00:36:26,450
What makes you so dumb?
I was worried about ya!
346
00:36:26,257 --> 00:36:28,629
Better. All you need is practise. Go ahead.
347
00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:32,384
Who's practising? You think I'm nuts?
Look at the time!
348
00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:35,218
You call after 5 a.m. to practise hollering?
349
00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:39,976
No. I called to tell you
that you're a wonderful girl.
350
00:36:40,188 --> 00:36:43,936
- Don't give anything away till I see you.
- Huh?
351
00:36:44,150 --> 00:36:47,270
Seems I am on the market
for a whole human being after all.
352
00:36:47,486 --> 00:36:51,105
Your whole human being,
with ulcers, no appendix and all.
353
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,700
Ooh, it must be some bridge,
that Queensboro!
354
00:36:56,287 --> 00:36:58,114
Yeah, the view was great.
355
00:36:58,331 --> 00:37:02,542
That birthday candle you lit under me
cast a light all the way to Omaha.
356
00:37:02,752 --> 00:37:06,203
- Omaha, Nevada.
- Where you got smothered with charity?
357
00:37:06,422 --> 00:37:11,380
Swallowed up till I didn't have a friend
or an ashtray to call my own.
358
00:37:11,594 --> 00:37:13,670
No matter how lovingly it's done,
359
00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:17,221
it still isn't calculated
to make a man feel...
360
00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:19,591
well, manly, let's say.
361
00:37:21,437 --> 00:37:28,899
Jerry, just so I'll understand all this, talk
down to me a little bit. Like A, B, C, OK?
362
00:37:29,111 --> 00:37:32,812
OK. I met Tess in my last year in college.
363
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,235
Her father Lucius,
the blowhard of all time,
364
00:37:36,327 --> 00:37:40,159
was so rich that he didn't care
that I wasn't. Clear?
365
00:37:40,373 --> 00:37:42,412
- Yeah, yeah, go on.
- OK.
366
00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:46,289
Between them, they took me over.
367
00:37:46,504 --> 00:37:51,249
A law scholarship was wangled for me,
I was accepted into the family law firm.
368
00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:55,200
Lucius even built the house
Tess and I lived in.
369
00:37:55,221 --> 00:38:00,130
A very grand house. A very plush kennel
for an unpedigree pup.
370
00:38:00,226 --> 00:38:02,265
And there you are.
371
00:38:02,812 --> 00:38:05,729
What'd you see when you looked
back with the candle?
372
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,979
That I had asked for it.
373
00:38:08,192 --> 00:38:12,854
It wasn't done to me. I could have hollered
stop or walked out, but I didn't.
374
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,108
Half of my life's been a handout
I asked for.
375
00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:20,572
Seeing that, I finally walked out
on one tonight. From you.
376
00:38:20,788 --> 00:38:23,824
It just wasn't a good enough
beginning for us.
377
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,498
You know something, Jerry? A person
could get pretty confused talking to you.
378
00:38:30,715 --> 00:38:33,585
Have breakfast with me
and I'll try and unconfuse you?
379
00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:37,384
Sure. I'm having a tooth pulled at nine
so make it after.
380
00:38:37,596 --> 00:38:40,930
I'll probably be spitting
a lot of blood, so...
381
00:38:41,142 --> 00:38:44,724
I mean... we won't be able to do anything.
382
00:38:45,646 --> 00:38:48,351
Why don't I come to the dentist with you?
383
00:38:48,566 --> 00:38:50,724
- What for?
- 'Cause I want to.
384
00:38:50,943 --> 00:38:54,727
See you in a while.
What do you do when a tooth bleeds?
385
00:38:54,947 --> 00:38:57,485
- You got one?
- I'm talking about you.
386
00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,330
Huh? Oh, let it bleed, it dries up.
387
00:39:01,245 --> 00:39:04,365
- Why?
- Never mind.
388
00:39:07,626 --> 00:39:12,870
- Gittel.
- Yeah.
389
00:39:28,147 --> 00:39:31,180
Is he pretty good, this Dr Kruger?
390
00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:35,108
He's a cotton pusher.
391
00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:38,524
He drills, pushes in cotton,
five bucks, back next week.
392
00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:41,825
Next week, more cotton, five bucks,
come back next week.
393
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,497
You go on like that till you get mad,
then first he fills the tooth.
394
00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:49,823
Why come to the Bronx to see him?
395
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,879
He's Mama's dentist,
who else should I go to?
396
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,290
It wouldn't hurt, huh?
397
00:39:59,345 --> 00:40:00,673
- Hiya, Gittel.
- Hi.
398
00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:03,461
Come on in, Mr Molinari.
399
00:40:05,590 --> 00:40:08,759
You wanna go in ahead of me?
I'm in no hurry.
400
00:40:08,979 --> 00:40:12,640
- I'm in no hurry either, thanks.
- Oh.
401
00:40:21,242 --> 00:40:25,156
Jerry, this lousy tooth hasn't been
bothering me for two days now.
402
00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:29,238
It's been through a lot.
I'll hold on to it. Let's go.
403
00:40:47,726 --> 00:40:49,933
Front Street, in the Village.
404
00:41:00,781 --> 00:41:05,776
2.98 for an icebag, a taxi downtown,
I'm costing you a fortune.
405
00:41:05,995 --> 00:41:08,201
Well, I'm about to make a fortune.
406
00:41:08,414 --> 00:41:11,865
You gonna go back to that bridge
and hold somebody up?
407
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,378
Going to see a man about a job.
Taubman. Big wheel in law circles.
408
00:41:16,589 --> 00:41:19,340
- When?
- Soon as I get you bedded down.
409
00:41:21,635 --> 00:41:25,847
With the icepack... temporarily.
410
00:41:56,629 --> 00:42:00,709
Oh, for Pete's sake, you're such a square.
411
00:42:00,925 --> 00:42:03,879
Why didn't you get me candy
in a satin heart box?
412
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,716
They don't have them
till Valentine's Day.
413
00:42:06,931 --> 00:42:09,386
- Well, I'll wait.
- Ah, Gittel...
414
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,554
You wait. I have to put these into water.
415
00:42:13,646 --> 00:42:16,647
With what these cost ya,
I hope you got the job.
416
00:42:16,857 --> 00:42:20,641
- I go to work for him tomorrow.
- Gonna be a lawyer again, eh?
417
00:42:20,861 --> 00:42:24,280
I can't be a lawyer here
till I pass the exams.
418
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:28,710
- I'm gonna do briefs for him.
- What does that mean?
419
00:42:28,285 --> 00:42:30,823
Researching a case for precedent.
420
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:35,367
When one kook sues another kook and
the judge can't decide which is kookier,
421
00:42:35,584 --> 00:42:39,499
they go back to the case
in another court in 1890.
422
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,128
Come on inside.
423
00:42:51,976 --> 00:42:57,432
- I liked it better without sleeves.
- OK, on yours I'll leave off the sleeves.
424
00:42:58,691 --> 00:43:01,976
- So is it fun doing briefs?
- It pays well.
425
00:43:02,194 --> 00:43:05,314
To be two halves of an apple,
you and I...
426
00:43:05,531 --> 00:43:09,481
- Somebody putting the bite on ya?
- No, but girls are expensive.
427
00:43:09,702 --> 00:43:12,109
Flowers, icebags... How's your tooth?
428
00:43:12,329 --> 00:43:16,161
- Fine.
- And renting lofts for them to dance in.
429
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:19,246
- You're renting me a loft already?
- Why not?
430
00:43:19,461 --> 00:43:21,501
I want you to use me.
431
00:43:23,173 --> 00:43:26,293
- Will you stop walking up and down?
- I'm nervous.
432
00:43:26,510 --> 00:43:30,128
So am I, but this walking around
isn't helping us any.
433
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:35,887
I was just waiting to be stopped.
434
00:43:57,249 --> 00:43:59,954
Like something died here, the smell!
435
00:44:00,169 --> 00:44:03,419
From the furs, that's all.
Open a window, it wouldn't smell.
436
00:44:03,631 --> 00:44:06,548
- Can I try one now?
- Help yourself.
437
00:44:06,759 --> 00:44:11,255
If you want my candid opinion,
this is an A-1 loft.
438
00:44:21,899 --> 00:44:26,893
This is the first that's bigger than a closet,
smaller than a bowling alley.
439
00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:30,944
The floor's gotta be sanded down
to dance but otherwise perfect.
440
00:44:31,784 --> 00:44:33,907
- Mr Jacoby?
- Yes.
441
00:44:34,995 --> 00:44:37,451
How would you
put the place in condition?
442
00:44:37,664 --> 00:44:41,958
I wouldn't lift a finger.
$60 a month, three months in advance.
443
00:44:42,169 --> 00:44:45,704
- If you want something done, do.
- $60 a month!
444
00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,793
- For a place without a john, even!
- A who?
445
00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:52,174
- A bathroom.
- A toilet!
446
00:44:52,388 --> 00:44:55,673
One flight down, end of the hall,
clean, paper towels.
447
00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:58,263
Say, what do you wanna do, live here?
448
00:44:58,477 --> 00:45:02,344
You want a terlet? This is not
an apartment. Nobody lives here.
449
00:45:02,564 --> 00:45:05,482
- I don't rent to beatniks!
- Don't get in an uproar!
450
00:45:05,693 --> 00:45:10,220
I wanna make a dance studio,
rent it out a few days for classes.
451
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,611
- Kids?!
- Possibly, yes. Why?
452
00:45:12,825 --> 00:45:16,953
You gonna have kids, I wanna statement.
Anything they damage, you pay.
453
00:45:17,162 --> 00:45:20,800
Huh! What could they damage?
It's so beautiful here!
454
00:45:20,290 --> 00:45:22,497
They'll find.
455
00:45:23,627 --> 00:45:27,755
My dear young people,
I've got a garment business downstairs.
456
00:45:27,965 --> 00:45:30,919
Why don't you discuss amongst
yourselves, come to a decision?
457
00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:35,490
If you wanna take it, fine.
If not, go in good health.
458
00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:39,890
But one way or the other, you'll kindly
bring down the key. Thank you.
459
00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:47,556
Darn it! 60 bucks a month!
460
00:45:47,776 --> 00:45:50,611
Calm down, you'll wake up your ulcers.
461
00:45:50,821 --> 00:45:54,320
We've seen over a hundred lofts
in the past five weeks.
462
00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:56,941
- You know this is it.
- But $60!
463
00:45:57,161 --> 00:45:59,616
I make more than twice that in a week.
464
00:45:59,997 --> 00:46:05,537
- So I'm supposed to be a leech?
- Do me a favour, be a leech.
465
00:46:08,172 --> 00:46:10,211
- Let's look at more.
- Honey, I can't.
466
00:46:10,424 --> 00:46:14,718
- Taubman wants to see me at 5.
- You're gonna get canned?
467
00:46:14,928 --> 00:46:17,254
Won't you be happy
till you're supporting me?
468
00:46:17,473 --> 00:46:19,512
Don't be such a wise guy.
469
00:46:19,725 --> 00:46:23,343
I'll look at some more,
you go see what's with Taubman,
470
00:46:23,562 --> 00:46:26,516
and at dinner, we'll talk
it over nice and calm.
471
00:46:26,732 --> 00:46:29,353
OK. All except the nice and calm part.
472
00:46:32,696 --> 00:46:35,982
My dear young man,
in this loft, nobody lives!
473
00:46:42,873 --> 00:46:46,123
- That should do it. Sit down.
- Thank you.
474
00:46:47,669 --> 00:46:50,291
It's ridiculous a man
of your ability clerking.
475
00:46:50,506 --> 00:46:52,747
Why not take the state Bar exams?
476
00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:56,466
That'd be a cram job.
I haven't been to school for ages.
477
00:46:56,678 --> 00:46:59,513
Bypass all that,
get admitted to the Bar on motion.
478
00:46:59,723 --> 00:47:02,759
- I'll sponsor you.
- That's extremely kind of you.
479
00:47:02,976 --> 00:47:06,180
You need affidavits from prominent
Nebraska attorneys.
480
00:47:06,396 --> 00:47:08,887
The head of your old firm
could manage it.
481
00:47:09,107 --> 00:47:13,220
If I could ask him. He's about
to become my ex father-in-law.
482
00:47:13,237 --> 00:47:15,906
Think it over. We'd like to have you.
483
00:47:16,114 --> 00:47:21,820
- Just to be sordid, how much?
- I'm prepared to offer you 10,000 a year.
484
00:47:22,370 --> 00:47:25,157
Well, I'm prepared not to accept that.
485
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:29,870
If I'm useful enough to be around full-time,
I should be worth 12.5.
486
00:47:30,870 --> 00:47:33,919
It'd take 14 to nail me
so we should be talking around 15.
487
00:47:39,429 --> 00:47:42,134
Let's go to the St Regis and have drinks.
488
00:47:42,349 --> 00:47:46,299
- Settle down to serious haggling.
- It's only fair to warn you,
489
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,762
after a couple of drinks my price goes up.
490
00:47:48,981 --> 00:47:50,475
Funny, mine goes down.
491
00:47:54,444 --> 00:47:57,362
- Hiya, baby, just got...
- Don't move.
492
00:48:04,705 --> 00:48:08,370
Hey, that smells good, what's inside?
Ah, chicken.
493
00:48:08,584 --> 00:48:13,660
And salad on the table and potatoes
and wine on the ice.
494
00:48:13,881 --> 00:48:17,296
A bargain, 59 cents a bottle.
Must be getting kinda old.
495
00:48:17,509 --> 00:48:19,834
- What's so funny?
- You are.
496
00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:22,723
- I wanted to tell you...
- Hey, curtains!
497
00:48:22,931 --> 00:48:25,968
You think I come here
just to see you
498
00:48:26,184 --> 00:48:30,514
Wait a second. Better with candles.
Cosy, huh?
499
00:48:30,731 --> 00:48:33,767
Wonderful. You're turning this
into the showplace of the nation.
500
00:48:33,984 --> 00:48:36,689
- What's in the bag?
- Everything's in the bag.
501
00:48:36,903 --> 00:48:39,988
- That wire stuff you wanted, Brillo?
- Yes.
502
00:48:41,366 --> 00:48:45,411
Dessert. Soya cake. Salt-free,
butter-free, taste-free.
503
00:48:45,621 --> 00:48:47,743
- Urgh.
- A present. Me to you.
504
00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:52,360
Oh, Jerry, I can't wait to see what's in it.
What's in it?
505
00:48:52,252 --> 00:48:56,100
She opens the package from her lover,
thinking it's candy.
506
00:48:56,214 --> 00:48:59,998
It's a diamond, torn from the eye
of an idol. She shrieks...
507
00:49:00,218 --> 00:49:04,964
- A cake of soap! I need a bath
- Don't you dare.
508
00:49:05,182 --> 00:49:10,722
That's Chanel No. 5. $5 a copy.
We'll eat that spoonful by spoonful.
509
00:49:11,897 --> 00:49:16,642
I think the nutty one of this twosome
some of us think I am is you!
510
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:20,110
- $5 we're not going to eat.
- Oh, yes, we are.
511
00:49:22,949 --> 00:49:27,196
- Speaking of feasts, how's your stomach?
- I took some Banthine, it went away.
512
00:49:27,412 --> 00:49:30,283
- Not all of it?
- Think I'm too fat?
513
00:49:30,499 --> 00:49:32,657
- Good heavens, no.
- Too skinny?
514
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:36,459
- You're a sacred vessel of womanhood.
- Sexy as all get-out, huh?
515
00:49:36,672 --> 00:49:41,547
- Well put.
- You think I'm too sexy? Over-sexed?
516
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,211
I think you're kind of a mixed-up vessel.
517
00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:48,764
Calmly considered,
I'd say your bottom was tops.
518
00:49:48,976 --> 00:49:51,680
Some vessel. I sound like a shipwreck!
519
00:50:00,362 --> 00:50:02,520
The chicken'll get burned.
520
00:50:02,739 --> 00:50:06,523
I started to tell you,
you're gonna get a long distance call.
521
00:50:06,743 --> 00:50:09,744
- From whom?
- Your wife.
522
00:50:11,748 --> 00:50:14,418
I talked to her. She asked the operator.
523
00:50:14,626 --> 00:50:17,829
First I felt kinda funny but then I thought,
524
00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:21,380
"She's been married to him for years.
Why shouldn't she call him,
525
00:50:21,591 --> 00:50:23,631
"say, 'Hello, how are you,
what's new"'?
526
00:50:23,844 --> 00:50:26,714
I relaxed and looked
at the chicken, like now.
527
00:50:32,436 --> 00:50:37,394
- When did she call?
- Two, three times. She'll try again at 8.
528
00:50:41,403 --> 00:50:44,404
Ye gods, she sure must be loaded.
529
00:50:44,614 --> 00:50:47,450
I only made one long distance call
in my life.
530
00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:50,695
Tallahassee, Florida,
right after we were married.
531
00:50:51,997 --> 00:50:56,457
Wally had a job there.
Said he had a job but it was a redhead.
532
00:50:56,668 --> 00:51:01,450
- I didn't drop dead, I called him...
- I don't want to talk to Tess.
533
00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:05,206
So don't.
I got the bill, that's when I dropped dead.
534
00:51:05,427 --> 00:51:08,962
I just won't answer the phone,
that's the best way.
535
00:51:12,809 --> 00:51:15,644
- You wanna get the wine?
- I certainly do.
536
00:51:15,854 --> 00:51:18,262
We must celebrate.
537
00:51:18,482 --> 00:51:22,349
Wait till I tell you about my session
with Frank Taubman.
538
00:51:37,667 --> 00:51:41,250
What's the matter, honey?
That I won't answer the phone?
539
00:51:41,463 --> 00:51:45,924
It's all finished. Dead and buried.
I want it to stay that way.
540
00:51:48,470 --> 00:51:52,633
Now... let's talk
about something more pleasant.
541
00:51:52,849 --> 00:51:56,520
Did you find a loft
you like better than Jacoby's?
542
00:51:56,269 --> 00:52:00,978
- That's pleasant? No.
- Good. We'll clinch the deal tomorrow.
543
00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:07,186
I'll get a loft when I get a job. Schraffts
is putting on girls, I'll go tomorrow.
544
00:52:07,531 --> 00:52:11,231
- Schraffts? Waiting on tables?
- Whatever they've got.
545
00:52:11,451 --> 00:52:14,488
I worked the candy counter last year,
put on seven pounds.
546
00:52:14,704 --> 00:52:17,112
- Good candy.
- Gittel, that's nonsense.
547
00:52:17,332 --> 00:52:21,626
- What's wrong with Schraffts?
- Their having you. Final. No Schraffts.
548
00:52:21,837 --> 00:52:24,209
The prosecution rests.
549
00:52:27,467 --> 00:52:32,176
Hey, now, this chicken is fabulous.
What makes it taste like gin?
550
00:52:33,348 --> 00:52:36,717
- Gin.
- Fabulous.
551
00:52:36,935 --> 00:52:41,229
I mean you. You can cook, sew, you can...
552
00:52:41,439 --> 00:52:46,682
Why are you eating French fries?
You know they're not good for you.
553
00:52:48,864 --> 00:52:51,699
- How many have you had?
- Three.
554
00:52:51,908 --> 00:52:54,115
That's three too many.
555
00:52:56,913 --> 00:53:00,330
All right, you may have one more.
556
00:53:17,601 --> 00:53:19,640
Here... instead.
557
00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:23,138
I've been reading up on ulcers.
Stick to what you can eat.
558
00:53:23,356 --> 00:53:24,981
Uh-huh.
559
00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:34,780
You know, I've forgotten her voice.
How'd she sound?
560
00:53:34,993 --> 00:53:37,698
What do you mean?
Lovely. She sounded lovely.
561
00:53:37,913 --> 00:53:40,119
You wanna hear? Talk to her.
562
00:53:40,332 --> 00:53:43,286
I don't understand.
You want me to talk to her?
563
00:53:43,501 --> 00:53:46,870
I'm with you, in the Garden of Eden,
Adam and Eve.
564
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,667
Why let the snake in? We had
trouble getting rid of the bedbugs.
565
00:53:53,845 --> 00:53:58,554
All right, Jerry, we're on the subject
of bugs, something's bugging me.
566
00:53:58,767 --> 00:54:03,594
It's all dead and buried, you said. Fine.
With Wally, it's all dead and buried too.
567
00:54:03,813 --> 00:54:09,567
But if he called now, I'd make a face,
I'd think who needs it and I'd talk to him.
568
00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:12,897
It's another human being,
maybe they're sick or need something.
569
00:54:13,114 --> 00:54:16,697
- You'd find out why they're calling.
- Tess doesn't need from me, never did.
570
00:54:16,910 --> 00:54:19,365
Wally doesn't mean enough
not to talk to him.
571
00:54:19,579 --> 00:54:22,865
That's you two. I don't have
to operate on the same wavelength.
572
00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:28,128
- No.
- Let's talk about the loft.
573
00:54:29,297 --> 00:54:33,959
Honey, if you're a dancer,
it's time you did something about it.
574
00:54:34,761 --> 00:54:38,212
So we'll get you the loft tomorrow, OK?
575
00:54:40,767 --> 00:54:42,925
I'll get the coffee.
576
00:54:43,144 --> 00:54:45,184
Honey, I can afford it. Honestly.
577
00:54:45,397 --> 00:54:48,481
You're getting coffee for Fort Knox
and you don't know it.
578
00:54:48,692 --> 00:54:50,102
Taubman wants me full-time.
579
00:54:50,318 --> 00:54:56,606
Gee, Jerry, that's great! A lawyer again
in court, like you said you loved?
580
00:54:56,825 --> 00:55:00,573
I can't unless I accept favours
from my ex father-in-law,
581
00:55:00,787 --> 00:55:03,704
which is a return to an old and bad habit.
582
00:55:03,915 --> 00:55:07,498
Or I take the Bar exam,
which strikes me as nervous-making.
583
00:55:07,711 --> 00:55:10,415
- You'd knock 'em dead.
- What makes you think so?
584
00:55:10,630 --> 00:55:11,959
My impression.
585
00:55:12,173 --> 00:55:15,874
I don't know the traffic laws here
and I'm too old for school.
586
00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:19,463
You read about grandmas going to NYU.
Eleven grandchildren...
587
00:55:19,681 --> 00:55:22,136
I look like somebody's grandma?
588
00:55:22,726 --> 00:55:27,269
We begin with my lending you a hand and
end with you putting me through college.
589
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:31,976
I don't need a hand, I'll make out.
You gotta take the exam sometime.
590
00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:34,731
I'm in no particular hurry.
591
00:55:40,118 --> 00:55:43,451
Are you on vacation here,
that you're in no particular hurry?
592
00:55:43,663 --> 00:55:46,368
Look, all I meant was...
593
00:55:50,712 --> 00:55:55,173
Now, stop it. You don't even know
what you're fighting about.
594
00:55:55,675 --> 00:55:57,715
Look, you see this?
595
00:55:59,596 --> 00:56:02,347
That's Clevenger.
Practice Manual,
state of New York.
596
00:56:02,557 --> 00:56:05,807
What I don't know would fill that
and a whole library.
597
00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:09,803
Jerry, you know what you've got
too much of? A lack of confidence.
598
00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:13,771
If you were such a popular lawyer
in Nevada, what's the difference?
599
00:56:13,985 --> 00:56:17,354
- Nebraska, dear. About 1,000 miles.
- I'm serious.
600
00:56:17,572 --> 00:56:20,443
- Mm, better than Chanel.
- Why were you so popular?
601
00:56:20,658 --> 00:56:22,900
- I shot in the mid-seventies.
- What?
602
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:25,575
- Birdies.
- Shooting birds made you popular?
603
00:56:25,789 --> 00:56:27,117
Uh-huh.
604
00:56:30,850 --> 00:56:31,745
Damn you.
605
00:56:41,387 --> 00:56:43,760
- I can't stand it.
- Don't answer.
606
00:56:43,973 --> 00:56:45,302
- Hello?
- It's me.
607
00:56:45,517 --> 00:56:47,723
- Put it down.
- It's Larry!
608
00:56:53,274 --> 00:56:55,979
- Why didn't you call me sooner.
- I just got back.
609
00:56:56,194 --> 00:56:59,650
- What did they say at the "Y"?
- $625.
610
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,950
- How much?
- 625! What are we gonna do?
611
00:57:02,158 --> 00:57:05,990
I don't know, but I can't talk now.
We're in the middle of dinner.
612
00:57:06,204 --> 00:57:10,451
- Can we use the loft?
- Not yet, but I can't go into that now.
613
00:57:15,713 --> 00:57:18,287
What did that dame do to you?
614
00:57:19,425 --> 00:57:23,589
- Loved me. Married me.
- Walked out on you. She's such a doll.
615
00:57:23,805 --> 00:57:28,348
I gave her reason. It was the best
thing she could have done for us both.
616
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,976
If everything was so fine,
how come you left Nebraska?
617
00:57:32,188 --> 00:57:35,273
- At least there you could work.
- I stayed around awhile.
618
00:57:35,483 --> 00:57:40,145
Everything seemed OK at first.
I was busy, Tess picked up her old life.
619
00:57:40,363 --> 00:57:45,358
Got a fella. A guy who's been in love
with her since kids, probably get married.
620
00:57:45,577 --> 00:57:48,910
- Is that what bugged ya?
- I was for it in my head...
621
00:57:49,122 --> 00:57:52,455
- But it bugged ya, huh?
- Well...
622
00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:55,419
I kept bumping into them.
623
00:57:55,628 --> 00:57:59,792
Gittel, when you've been married
to somebody for 12 years,
624
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,843
lived together for 12 years,
you don't just break up.
625
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:09,850
You can't just forget it like it was...
Well, anyway, I cut out. Ran.
626
00:58:10,590 --> 00:58:12,597
Stop running,
it's the Atlantic Ocean already.
627
00:58:12,812 --> 00:58:15,386
- I'm not running any more.
- Don't you see?
628
00:58:15,607 --> 00:58:18,980
If you can't talk to her, you're running.
629
00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:27,825
Just ask me. Don't try to help me.
Ask me to and maybe I will,
630
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,491
- if it's so important to you.
- To you!
631
00:58:30,705 --> 00:58:33,278
I don't want to. Do you? Yes or no?
632
00:58:33,499 --> 00:58:35,539
- No.
- Take the Bar exam?
633
00:58:35,752 --> 00:58:38,457
- No!
- What do you want of me?
634
00:58:38,671 --> 00:58:41,162
Not a damn thing!
635
00:58:42,675 --> 00:58:45,879
Stop that. You know smoking's bad
for your stomach.
636
00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:50,508
I'll keep track of my stomach. We've been
together almost 30 years, we get by.
637
00:58:50,725 --> 00:58:54,474
But you don't get by.
You just tell lies to yourself.
638
00:59:00,485 --> 00:59:05,313
Sure, you get by all right.
Day-to-day, job-to-job, man-to-man,
639
00:59:05,531 --> 00:59:09,114
but nothing ever sticks.
They all take off for Tallahassee.
640
00:59:09,327 --> 00:59:13,953
- Did you pay his train fare?
- He was broke.
641
00:59:14,165 --> 00:59:16,834
My God, she did!
642
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:20,792
You pay the freight and every bum
crawls aboard for the free ride.
643
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:25,916
You never know why the ride's over,
do you? I'll tell you why.
644
00:59:26,135 --> 00:59:29,801
When a man offers you a hand,
you put a donation in it.
645
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:34,120
You might as well spit in it.
They just use you and walk away.
646
00:59:34,227 --> 00:59:38,590
It's not a joke any more, you're not
a kid any more. You're all alone.
647
00:59:38,273 --> 00:59:41,227
Who cares what happens to you
except me?
648
00:59:41,442 --> 00:59:45,689
Don't spit in my hand, Gittel.
Tess didn't need it but you do.
649
00:59:47,156 --> 00:59:52,910
You make one claim on a man,
just one real claim. He might surprise you.
650
00:59:54,372 --> 00:59:58,120
- You get my point?
- Sure.
651
00:59:58,751 --> 01:00:02,251
Gee, you're a terrific lawyer, Jerry.
How come you're so bashful?
652
01:00:02,463 --> 01:00:04,954
- Didn't you understand one word I said?
- Sure!
653
01:00:05,174 --> 01:00:07,416
As a juror I'd give me five years.
654
01:00:07,635 --> 01:00:09,675
- I'm not kidding. Need someone.
- Let go!
655
01:00:09,887 --> 01:00:13,221
- Need someone.
- Or what? Let me go or I'll yell.
656
01:00:13,433 --> 01:00:15,472
- No, you won't.
- Help!
657
01:00:15,685 --> 01:00:18,935
- You lunatic. Somebody'll come.
- Nobody'll come, it's New York.
658
01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:22,170
Let me go. I'll be black and blue, you ape.
659
01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:26,361
- I gotta get outta here before you slug me.
- Slug you?
660
01:00:28,614 --> 01:00:31,402
That what you expect
from your romances?
661
01:00:31,617 --> 01:00:35,117
When it comes to men, I expect the worst.
662
01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:38,995
- Pick up the phone if you're so strong.
- Do you want me to?
663
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:42,909
Sure I want you to.
I don't know where I stand.
664
01:00:43,129 --> 01:00:45,702
I could scream my head off
and nobody comes.
665
01:00:45,923 --> 01:00:48,794
- Who can I count on besides me?
- Me!
666
01:00:59,896 --> 01:01:04,590
Yeah. Lean on you and I'll fall
in that big hole, someplace in Nevada!
667
01:01:08,237 --> 01:01:10,645
- Yes. Hello.
- Mr Jerry Ryan, please.
668
01:01:10,865 --> 01:01:14,530
- Speaking, operator.
- Long distance call from Omaha.
669
01:01:14,744 --> 01:01:16,155
- Hello, Jerry.
- Hello, Tess.
670
01:01:16,371 --> 01:01:19,407
- Do you know how often I've called?
- Yes, I know.
671
01:01:19,624 --> 01:01:22,625
- Only I don't know why.
- Why?
672
01:01:22,835 --> 01:01:26,335
- To talk about the divorce.
- There's nothing to talk about.
673
01:01:26,547 --> 01:01:29,252
The divorce comes up on the calendar
and that's that.
674
01:01:29,467 --> 01:01:32,172
- What are you doing? I worry.
- Stop worrying.
675
01:01:32,387 --> 01:01:34,509
I've a girl, a job, I'm just fine.
676
01:01:34,722 --> 01:01:38,340
I'm glad, Jerry. Don't be angry with me,
we can still be friends.
677
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:42,853
I don't wanna be friends.
Get out of my life. I want to forget you.
678
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,100
- Well, I can't forget you.
- I'm sorry, Tess.
679
01:01:46,317 --> 01:01:49,686
I try but I can't.
680
01:01:51,406 --> 01:01:54,750
Don't cry, Tess, please.
681
01:01:55,910 --> 01:01:58,483
Tess, will you please stop crying?
682
01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:28,937
- Gittel... Gittel, I'm...
- It's not what you said.
683
01:02:29,152 --> 01:02:32,318
- I'm not upset about her. It's the dancing.
- No, darling.
684
01:02:32,530 --> 01:02:34,606
Larry says the "Y" wants 625 bucks.
685
01:02:34,824 --> 01:02:39,350
- You're running now. It is her.
- It's the "Y", for the recital.
686
01:02:39,245 --> 01:02:44,730
- Why should I get a lousy loft?
- Stop it. Stop it. Honey...
687
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:49,244
- Help me.
- What?
688
01:02:49,464 --> 01:02:54,624
Give me something to hang on to. Use me
for something, even if it's only a lousy loft.
689
01:02:58,473 --> 01:03:03,181
But I'm scared, too.
I don't know what I'm getting myself into.
690
01:03:03,394 --> 01:03:06,478
- Why should I stick my neck out?
- Because I am.
691
01:03:06,689 --> 01:03:12,774
We're both staking out new claims.
It is a beginning. Meet me halfway.
692
01:03:15,615 --> 01:03:18,900
- Like with the loft?
- Like with the loft.
693
01:03:21,954 --> 01:03:26,415
OK. OK, put out the damn light, will ya?
694
01:03:35,593 --> 01:03:39,804
And bounce and up and bounce. Good.
695
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:46,135
You're learning. And bounce
and bounce and bounce and up,
696
01:03:46,354 --> 01:03:50,540
- and we're running a little late.
- OK.
697
01:03:50,274 --> 01:03:57,273
And push and push and push,
and together and push and push.
698
01:03:57,490 --> 01:04:00,941
And together. Stretch right...
699
01:04:02,620 --> 01:04:04,659
Stretch left...
700
01:04:05,665 --> 01:04:09,994
Good. Good. Now twist, twist, twist...
701
01:04:12,171 --> 01:04:15,374
And twist and twist and twist...
702
01:04:18,261 --> 01:04:21,960
Twist and twist and twist...
703
01:04:23,224 --> 01:04:26,474
And touch, touch, touch, touch...
704
01:04:29,105 --> 01:04:32,189
- Back, back, back...
- Hello?
705
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,566
- Gittel, it's me.
- Hiya, Sophie.
706
01:04:35,778 --> 01:04:39,645
- How's the world treating you?
- My stomach's a pain in the behind,
707
01:04:39,865 --> 01:04:41,775
otherwise no complaints.
708
01:04:41,993 --> 01:04:44,863
- Come over to a party on Friday night?
- Friday?
709
01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:48,115
I'll check with Jerry,
see what he's got in mind first.
710
01:04:48,332 --> 01:04:52,626
- I'd like to know too.
- What kind of remark is that?
711
01:04:52,837 --> 01:04:56,336
- Only talking. Long time for you and him.
- It's not so long.
712
01:04:56,549 --> 01:04:59,550
- Wally, you knew in 15 minutes.
- Wally was different.
713
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,465
- What about Max?
- Which Max?
714
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,800
The Max from Rosendale.
715
01:05:04,223 --> 01:05:09,510
No one's ever bought me a loft,
and Molly's moving in a new class.
716
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:13,137
- Seymour always acted nice.
- He used to buy me a Mr Goodbar.
717
01:05:13,357 --> 01:05:16,109
He still owes me 70 bucks I'll never see.
718
01:05:17,153 --> 01:05:20,688
The fact is, till I met Jerry
I was a born victim.
719
01:05:20,906 --> 01:05:22,401
Why can't he...
720
01:05:22,617 --> 01:05:25,867
- Huh?
- Take him home, meet your mother.
721
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:30,760
Think I'm crazy? Meet Mummy
and he'll leave New York in a balloon.
722
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:33,576
- The landlady's union is a no-good...
- Hold on, Sophie.
723
01:05:33,794 --> 01:05:37,626
From the bosses
Here's your blood money. My blood.
724
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,331
- 12 bucks, right?
- Pays you up till the 10th.
725
01:05:40,551 --> 01:05:42,674
- Yeah.
- You need a loan?
726
01:05:42,887 --> 01:05:45,129
Not if I have to pay it back.
727
01:05:46,515 --> 01:05:49,267
- I'm back.
- So go on about Jerry.
728
01:05:49,477 --> 01:05:51,553
You don't understand about Jerry.
729
01:05:51,771 --> 01:05:54,558
He plays golf. I ever know
anybody who plays golf?
730
01:05:54,774 --> 01:05:57,181
-
Big deal!
- What do you know?
731
01:05:57,401 --> 01:05:59,441
Not a painter, by you, is nothing!
732
01:05:59,654 --> 01:06:01,693
Let's not fight. You working, huh?
733
01:06:01,906 --> 01:06:04,942
Yeah. Working at my recital.
Well, I'm trying to.
734
01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:08,409
It's kinda hard to get going after so long.
735
01:06:08,621 --> 01:06:12,998
- Maybe I'll take up golf instead.
- Honey, you should take up matrimony.
736
01:06:13,209 --> 01:06:15,497
What's the rush?
The divorce isn't through.
737
01:06:15,711 --> 01:06:17,419
Should he be a bigamist?
738
01:06:17,630 --> 01:06:21,497
- Has he ever discussed the subject?
- No, not yet.
739
01:06:21,717 --> 01:06:24,208
- Why not?
- Sophie, you're getting me mad.
740
01:06:24,428 --> 01:06:26,717
- Why?
- You're pestering me.
741
01:06:26,931 --> 01:06:31,557
- I'm your friend.
- Be an enemy, quit pestering me!
742
01:08:30,137 --> 01:08:32,177
- Taubman Associates.
- Hi, Gittel Mosca.
743
01:08:32,431 --> 01:08:35,530
- Mr Ryan?
- He's on a call.
744
01:08:35,267 --> 01:08:40,510
- I've nothing to do, I'll hold on.
- It's Omaha, Nebraska, it may be a while.
745
01:08:42,858 --> 01:08:46,610
Oh, well, maybe I won't wait.
746
01:08:47,696 --> 01:08:51,231
Long distance call to Omaha
could go on for a long time.
747
01:10:01,979 --> 01:10:04,387
- Yeah, hello?
- Hello, darling.
748
01:10:04,607 --> 01:10:09,352
- Hiya. Jerry, I was just leaving.
- I heard a rumour you called.
749
01:10:09,570 --> 01:10:13,817
Yeah. You were on long distance
to Omaha, the operator said.
750
01:10:14,617 --> 01:10:16,656
It wasn't important.
751
01:10:16,869 --> 01:10:21,116
Sophie and Oscar are having a thing,
Friday night, you want to go?
752
01:10:21,332 --> 01:10:25,376
Ooh. Taubman's having a thing, too.
How about coming to that with me?
753
01:10:25,586 --> 01:10:30,793
No, you go to yours and I'll go to Sophie
and Oscar's. We'll both have a good time.
754
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,965
We don't have to be glued.
755
01:10:33,177 --> 01:10:36,380
- What's the matter, honey?
- Nothing. I'm in a hurry, that's all.
756
01:10:36,597 --> 01:10:40,429
- Meeting me for a coffee?
- No, I can't meet you for anything.
757
01:10:40,643 --> 01:10:42,931
- Why not?
- Well, because...
758
01:10:43,145 --> 01:10:46,977
I've to go down three flights,
cross the square, catch a bus
759
01:10:47,191 --> 01:10:49,978
and be at Larry's in half an hour.
Talk later.
760
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:10,410
- Hi, Sophie.
- Thought you were at a fancy shindig.
761
01:11:10,631 --> 01:11:13,169
No, I blew it. Thought I'd surprise my girl.
762
01:11:13,384 --> 01:11:15,507
Gittel isn't here.
763
01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:19,673
- They left about an hour ago.
- They?
764
01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:22,642
Yeah, sure. A fella. A guest.
765
01:11:22,851 --> 01:11:26,979
Nothing wrong, is there?
She's single and has a right to see people.
766
01:11:27,189 --> 01:11:31,898
Of course. Sophie, tell me,
why are you being so unpleasant?
767
01:11:32,111 --> 01:11:35,811
- You don't mind my asking?
- No, I don't mind.
768
01:11:36,310 --> 01:11:38,902
- I'm a friend of Gittel's.
- So am I.
769
01:11:39,118 --> 01:11:40,446
I don't think so.
770
01:11:40,661 --> 01:11:45,406
Any time I find I'm wrong,
I'll be glad to apologise.
771
01:11:45,624 --> 01:11:49,669
- Well, thank you. Good night, Sophie.
- Good night.
772
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:47,391
Oh, come on, give me a kiss.
773
01:14:15,274 --> 01:14:17,170
- Hello?
- Dr Kurtzman?
774
01:14:17,234 --> 01:14:20,484
- Who's calling, please?
- I'm calling, who are you?
775
01:14:20,696 --> 01:14:23,780
Are you really there or one
of those answering nuisances?
776
01:14:23,991 --> 01:14:27,157
- This is the service. Is it important?
- Yes. It's an emergency.
777
01:14:27,369 --> 01:14:30,868
- Who's calling?
- Gittel Mosca. Tell him I'm very sick.
778
01:14:31,810 --> 01:14:34,699
- Your number, please?
- Canal 6-2098.
779
01:14:34,918 --> 01:14:37,623
- I'll have the doctor call you.
- Thanks.
780
01:14:59,776 --> 01:15:04,355
Oh, hiya, Jerry. You have a good time
at your party?
781
01:15:04,573 --> 01:15:06,649
Not as good as you.
782
01:15:07,701 --> 01:15:12,493
- Are you drunk, at least?
- Yeah, I had a couple.
783
01:15:13,165 --> 01:15:16,498
I'd a terrible thirst all night
and I didn't stop to think.
784
01:15:16,710 --> 01:15:19,283
- Or think to stop.
- Who were you with?
785
01:15:19,504 --> 01:15:25,440
Mm? Jake.
He's a very modern-type painter.
786
01:15:25,260 --> 01:15:28,925
Is that why you kissed him good night?
A patroness of the arts?
787
01:15:30,349 --> 01:15:33,718
- Where were you?
- As all week, one jump behind you.
788
01:15:33,936 --> 01:15:36,640
I didn't kiss him, he kissed me.
789
01:15:37,648 --> 01:15:40,550
Didn't you go to Frank Taubman's?
790
01:15:45,405 --> 01:15:48,157
Light the gas, will you, honey?
I'm awful cold.
791
01:16:02,547 --> 01:16:05,833
- You've drunk enough.
- It's water.
792
01:16:08,679 --> 01:16:11,348
What's the matter, you don't trust me?
793
01:16:12,516 --> 01:16:16,216
After you left Sophie's with this wrestler,
where did you go?
794
01:16:16,436 --> 01:16:20,185
You been one jump behind,
you probably know anyway. His place.
795
01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:25,737
For over two hours? Doing what?
Looking at his modern-type paintings?
796
01:16:35,706 --> 01:16:38,825
- What do you see, a fortune?
- Yours. I don't like it.
797
01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:42,328
Ye gods, I had about six drinks.
Am I ruined for life?
798
01:16:42,546 --> 01:16:45,997
I'm not talking about getting drunk.
Did you go to bed with him?
799
01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:53,675
You feel like crying, Jerry?
I feel like crying.
800
01:16:53,890 --> 01:16:56,381
You did, didn't you?
801
01:16:57,686 --> 01:17:00,521
- Poor Jerry.
- Did you go to bed with him?
802
01:17:00,731 --> 01:17:03,815
What if I did, is it the end of the world?
803
01:17:07,154 --> 01:17:09,270
Why?
804
01:17:09,698 --> 01:17:11,358
- Why?
- What's it matter?
805
01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:15,275
What's it matter?
Do you really care so little, about me?
806
01:17:15,495 --> 01:17:17,453
- Jerry.
- About yourself?
807
01:17:17,664 --> 01:17:20,914
- I got better things to worry.
- Why did you want to?
808
01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:24,542
I don't know why. Besides, who said I did.
809
01:17:24,963 --> 01:17:29,424
You're gonna drive me to drink.
Why did you go home with him?
810
01:17:30,635 --> 01:17:35,297
I used to go with Jake, two or three
years ago. I had a couple of drinks.
811
01:17:35,515 --> 01:17:37,923
- A case of Auld Lang Syne.
- Why drink?
812
01:17:38,143 --> 01:17:42,639
What am I, getting analysed?
You were supposed to be at Taubman's.
813
01:17:42,856 --> 01:17:47,269
- I asked you to go.
- Don't want to go there. Stuffed shirts.
814
01:17:47,486 --> 01:17:51,898
- Why did you go home with him?
- I got plastered, I said so!
815
01:17:52,115 --> 01:17:55,531
- Want a written confession?
- Don't walk away, I'm talking to you.
816
01:17:55,744 --> 01:17:59,872
Go ahead, talk! Lawyers! Boy!
817
01:18:00,820 --> 01:18:05,760
You don't get plastered and flush us
down the drain for no reason at all.
818
01:18:05,295 --> 01:18:08,913
- What did I do? What's your complaint?
- Who's complaining? You are!
819
01:18:09,132 --> 01:18:11,884
- Haven't I a right?
- Don't get off the subject.
820
01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:18,179
- I'm on the subject. You and me.
- That's never been the subject, Jerry.
821
01:18:20,519 --> 01:18:25,181
What did I do that pushed you home
with what's-his-name, Jerk?
822
01:18:25,399 --> 01:18:26,774
- Jake.
- Jerk.
823
01:18:26,983 --> 01:18:29,272
You're pushing me home, is that it?
824
01:18:29,486 --> 01:18:33,614
Get rid of me and try anything in pants
that you may have overlooked?
825
01:18:34,825 --> 01:18:38,280
Oh, let me alone, I've got a headache.
826
01:18:41,957 --> 01:18:43,748
OK.
827
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:53,838
We'll talk it out in the morning, when
you're on your feet and in your right mind.
828
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,460
- Jerry?
- What?
829
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:00,724
- You don't like me any more?
- I hate you. Is that passionate enough?
830
01:19:00,934 --> 01:19:03,140
Come on, turn over.
831
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:10,100
- I can do it.
- Well, don't. As a big favour.
832
01:19:12,529 --> 01:19:16,361
You don't hate me.
You just feel sorry for me.
833
01:19:16,575 --> 01:19:20,359
What makes you think you're so pathetic?
Come on, pull.
834
01:19:20,579 --> 01:19:25,241
You ever saw me dancing around that loft,
you'd think me pathetic.
835
01:19:25,459 --> 01:19:30,833
I sit there and wait for ideas,
like I'm marooned or something.
836
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,251
You know what, Jerry?
837
01:19:37,471 --> 01:19:40,886
- I'm not a dancer at all.
- Is that why you got loaded?
838
01:19:51,902 --> 01:19:55,484
If I fix hot milk will you drink it?
Steady your stomach?
839
01:19:55,697 --> 01:19:59,944
How come we always talk about
my stomach? I got no other charms?
840
01:20:01,578 --> 01:20:03,950
Get away from me! I'll do it!
841
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:10,420
No, I don't want your lousy favour.
842
01:20:18,428 --> 01:20:20,884
Is that how you're gonna sleep it off?
843
01:20:24,768 --> 01:20:28,468
Gittel, should I stay or go?
844
01:20:31,525 --> 01:20:33,232
Go.
845
01:20:38,406 --> 01:20:40,779
Shall I leave the gas on?
846
01:20:42,202 --> 01:20:43,577
Yes.
847
01:20:52,212 --> 01:20:54,335
Do you need me for anything?
848
01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:58,836
No. Of course not.
849
01:21:11,356 --> 01:21:12,934
Jerry?
850
01:21:13,858 --> 01:21:16,528
- Jerry?
- What?
851
01:21:19,948 --> 01:21:21,987
What are you still here for?
852
01:21:28,206 --> 01:21:31,410
I can't put it off till morning.
853
01:21:33,837 --> 01:21:39,424
I'm at a dead end. I don't want to be doing
briefs, I want to be back in the courtroom.
854
01:21:47,892 --> 01:21:50,680
- Why don't ya take the Bar exam?
- I'm scared.
855
01:21:51,563 --> 01:21:54,647
I don't know how good I am
away from Lucius.
856
01:21:56,776 --> 01:22:01,818
- What else can you do?
- Go back where I'm a member of the Bar.
857
01:22:03,658 --> 01:22:06,659
Where your wife isn't going to marry
that other fella?
858
01:22:06,870 --> 01:22:10,405
- Where you might have another chance?
- What chance have I here?
859
01:22:14,336 --> 01:22:15,664
- Go on.
- Answer it.
860
01:22:15,879 --> 01:22:18,286
I don't want to talk, let it ring.
861
01:22:18,506 --> 01:22:21,591
- Who is it, this late? Your friend?
- Who knows?
862
01:22:28,850 --> 01:22:33,595
- You gonna go back or not?
- Why not? What's so great about here?
863
01:22:33,813 --> 01:22:39,187
Beating my head against the Bar exam?
Jake? Kicks in the belly? Quicksand?
864
01:22:39,402 --> 01:22:43,234
What do you think I'm up to my neck in?
Not quicksand?
865
01:22:46,743 --> 01:22:48,617
All right.
866
01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:55,409
Then tell me. You've had something
sticking in your throat all week.
867
01:22:55,627 --> 01:23:01,830
Can't you spit it out? Or is it easier to hop
in the hay with the first gorilla you meet?
868
01:23:03,301 --> 01:23:08,177
How can you treat yourself like a rag
that any bum can wipe his hands on?
869
01:23:12,977 --> 01:23:14,851
- OK. When?
- When what?
870
01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:16,972
When are you going?
871
01:23:17,190 --> 01:23:20,144
Don't rush me to Tallahassee,
I don't turn loose easy.
872
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:24,310
I got my own plans to make.
I'll probably hook up with Jake again.
873
01:23:24,531 --> 01:23:30,367
Got a lot to give a girl, if you know
what I mean? You'd be surprised.
874
01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:39,330
That's not all I mean to you. Stop lying.
Tell the truth for once.
875
01:24:00,942 --> 01:24:03,180
- How many?
- Two.
876
01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:09,653
Your stomach bothers you,
why not go to the doctor?
877
01:24:09,993 --> 01:24:17,407
- He tells me don't have emotions.
- Is it bad? Did I hurt you?
878
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:21,160
Sure you hurt me.
You think my head's made of tin?
879
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,718
- You didn't say sorry.
- You had it coming, didn't you?
880
01:24:28,928 --> 01:24:31,301
- Sure.
- I'm sorry.
881
01:24:31,514 --> 01:24:34,880
I said you'd slug me, you finally did it.
882
01:24:34,309 --> 01:24:37,310
If it makes you so happy,
I'll gladly oblige every hour.
883
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:41,435
Who's happy? Yay, what a smack!
884
01:24:42,317 --> 01:24:46,860
- So, you're not going back?
- Smack didn't erase anything?
885
01:24:51,618 --> 01:24:54,405
Gittel, look, I don't know
which way to turn.
886
01:24:54,621 --> 01:24:58,120
Where we are, you and I,
that makes a difference.
887
01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,287
Tell me, what made tonight happen?
888
01:25:06,382 --> 01:25:08,422
All right, Jerry.
889
01:25:10,303 --> 01:25:15,890
It's not just one thing, you know.
Your going to Taubman's is part of it.
890
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:19,635
- Why didn't you want to go with me?
- I wouldn't have fitted in.
891
01:25:19,854 --> 01:25:22,130
With them or your other friends.
892
01:25:22,232 --> 01:25:24,901
They're too classy.
What's the sense kidding?
893
01:25:25,109 --> 01:25:28,110
Nonsense. There's no place
that I couldn't take you.
894
01:25:29,489 --> 01:25:31,980
Like a chip on your shoulder,
you'd take me.
895
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:36,577
Oh, look, I'm sort of a slob.
You think I don't know?
896
01:25:37,497 --> 01:25:40,249
You're a beautiful, beautiful girl.
897
01:25:43,670 --> 01:25:47,917
Well, I wouldn't say that.
My neck is too long.
898
01:25:52,762 --> 01:25:54,921
Besides, that's not the point.
899
01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:02,306
The point is I'm not her.
She would have fitted in.
900
01:26:03,189 --> 01:26:06,523
That's really the subject, Jerry.
Not you and me. You and her.
901
01:26:06,734 --> 01:26:10,435
And that's been the subject
since the first minute we met.
902
01:26:12,407 --> 01:26:15,277
- No.
- Yeah.
903
01:26:15,493 --> 01:26:19,158
What's Jake? A piece of penny candy.
904
01:26:19,372 --> 01:26:23,239
If you've got a penny and you're near
a machine, you put it in.
905
01:26:23,459 --> 01:26:26,911
If not, not. But her...
906
01:26:29,632 --> 01:26:33,547
It's like when I was a kid,
we used to neck in the vestibule.
907
01:26:34,971 --> 01:26:40,178
She's inside you and I'm always
outside in the vestibule.
908
01:26:41,436 --> 01:26:45,848
Everything you did here
was to prove something to her.
909
01:26:46,650 --> 01:26:49,232
- To you. To myself.
- To her.
910
01:26:49,444 --> 01:26:53,738
With her you couldn't stand on your own
two feet, so with me you will,
911
01:26:53,948 --> 01:26:57,115
only I gotta stand on them too.
You'll show her.
912
01:26:57,327 --> 01:27:01,159
With her you took handouts,
with me you'll give handouts.
913
01:27:01,372 --> 01:27:06,340
Lofts, presents.
Never mind if I want 'em, you'll show her.
914
01:27:06,878 --> 01:27:10,461
When you're blue,
I don't have to worry what I did wrong.
915
01:27:10,673 --> 01:27:14,837
She called, she didn't call.
She wrote a letter, she didn't write a letter.
916
01:27:15,530 --> 01:27:17,674
It's always her.
917
01:27:24,812 --> 01:27:26,188
OK.
918
01:27:27,398 --> 01:27:31,645
So then you say, "need you".
I need you.
919
01:27:32,862 --> 01:27:35,353
Who says these things
in black and white?
920
01:27:35,573 --> 01:27:38,989
You care about somebody,
you don't make 'em ask.
921
01:27:39,202 --> 01:27:43,615
Like a bill that's gotta be paid.
What kind of giving is that?
922
01:27:46,417 --> 01:27:51,293
So when you ask me to hand
myself over on a platter...
923
01:27:53,466 --> 01:27:57,100
Well, what do you hand over, Jerry?
What'll I get?
924
01:27:57,220 --> 01:28:01,870
Jake, I pay a penny, I get a penny candy.
But you...
925
01:28:01,307 --> 01:28:06,468
You're a big 10-buck box
and all I'll get is the cellophane.
926
01:28:07,563 --> 01:28:12,475
You short-change people. You make
it look like you're giving but you don't.
927
01:28:20,702 --> 01:28:22,943
So, that's what I did.
928
01:28:30,503 --> 01:28:34,200
- It's what I did with her too.
- I'm not talking about her.
929
01:28:34,215 --> 01:28:37,133
That's exactly what I mean,
what you're doing now.
930
01:28:37,677 --> 01:28:43,300
No, it's true. It's true. Half of me
hasn't even been in this town.
931
01:28:45,101 --> 01:28:48,102
- I tried Jake.
- Of course.
932
01:28:48,312 --> 01:28:50,352
So we're both flops.
933
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:57,691
No. Not both of us. Not you.
934
01:29:00,330 --> 01:29:05,905
I've tried to make you over so you'd be
more like me - like everyone, I guess.
935
01:29:06,122 --> 01:29:10,700
Stingy, holding back, guarding what
we have because we've got so little.
936
01:29:11,586 --> 01:29:14,503
Everything you get, you give back double.
937
01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:19,255
No, you're not a flop. You're a gift, infant.
938
01:29:21,387 --> 01:29:24,756
Underneath that beautiful face
there's a street brawler.
939
01:29:24,974 --> 01:29:31,226
But underneath that there's someone
that no one, nothing has ever dirtied.
940
01:29:32,857 --> 01:29:36,771
The way people were meant to be.
That's what you are.
941
01:29:40,782 --> 01:29:45,159
I tried to persuade you by giving you
a great gift... Myself.
942
01:29:46,370 --> 01:29:48,706
Only half of that was a fraud, too.
943
01:29:48,915 --> 01:29:52,414
Put you in bed with bums like Jake,
like me.
944
01:29:56,422 --> 01:29:58,711
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
945
01:30:00,343 --> 01:30:03,628
I love your long neck.
946
01:30:12,897 --> 01:30:15,222
Jerry.
947
01:30:16,609 --> 01:30:17,937
Jerry.
948
01:30:22,990 --> 01:30:24,698
Jerry.
949
01:30:24,909 --> 01:30:26,736
Jerry, don't go.
950
01:30:28,121 --> 01:30:30,160
Jerry, I'm sick.
951
01:30:36,754 --> 01:30:40,880
That's why I was so thirsty.
Help me, Jerry.
952
01:30:40,299 --> 01:30:44,249
My God, why didn't you tell me?
You lunatic girl. Who's your doctor?
953
01:30:44,470 --> 01:30:47,590
It was him calling.
Kurtzman, it's in the book.
954
01:30:47,807 --> 01:30:51,258
That's why I was at Jake's so long.
No other reason.
955
01:30:51,477 --> 01:30:55,522
- I was sick. I didn't want you to know.
- Infant, idiot, nitwit!
956
01:30:55,731 --> 01:30:58,353
Don't hate me, Jerry.
957
01:30:58,568 --> 01:31:01,687
- I'm so ashamed.
- Shut up, you lunatic.
958
01:31:01,904 --> 01:31:05,273
I didn't want you to know.
I didn't want to trap ya.
959
01:31:05,491 --> 01:31:09,441
- Trap me?
- I'm so scared, don't leave me.
960
01:31:09,662 --> 01:31:13,780
Just take it easy.
I'm right here and nobody's leaving.
961
01:31:22,258 --> 01:31:24,583
Hypo's taking hold.
962
01:31:27,305 --> 01:31:29,796
Such a young fella to be a doctor.
963
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:37,272
His old lady must feel
like a million dollars.
964
01:31:52,497 --> 01:31:54,655
I caution you
to carefully study the syllabus
965
01:31:54,874 --> 01:31:58,243
and familiarise yourselves
with the Statute of Frauds.
966
01:31:59,212 --> 01:32:02,462
Be especially aware of each
of the exceptions and rules
967
01:32:02,673 --> 01:32:06,890
which may act to take an agreement
outside the Statute.
968
01:32:07,637 --> 01:32:10,507
All right, that's where we'll stop for today.
969
01:32:10,723 --> 01:32:14,920
We'll review the 1951 exam tomorrow.
Have your questions ready.
970
01:32:26,697 --> 01:32:32,403
- Sorry, Molly, I couldn't help it.
- It's not that you're late, it's who I'm with.
971
01:32:33,788 --> 01:32:37,453
The Grand Ballroom is all yours.
I'll be back Wednesday. On time.
972
01:32:37,667 --> 01:32:41,534
OK. Wait a minute.
I got a cheque for Gittel.
973
01:32:41,754 --> 01:32:43,379
- Good.
- How's she doing?
974
01:32:43,589 --> 01:32:46,460
Fine. Give her a ring or stop by.
975
01:32:46,676 --> 01:32:50,175
They broke a window already,
those little monsters.
976
01:32:50,388 --> 01:32:53,424
Twice the terlet was stuffed
with Popsicle sticks!
977
01:32:53,641 --> 01:32:56,262
I said they'd do damage
and they done damage.
978
01:32:56,477 --> 01:32:59,644
That proves one thing,
you're a man of vision, Mr Jacoby.
979
01:32:59,855 --> 01:33:02,429
You said it! Hey, come back!
980
01:33:04,260 --> 01:33:10,361
$60 a month rent
and $6,000 a month aggravation!
981
01:33:10,574 --> 01:33:12,567
Oi!
982
01:33:20,459 --> 01:33:23,709
She's much better, thank you.
Would you like to say hello?
983
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:37,223
- Hey, you, Gittel.
- Hiya, honey.
984
01:33:42,273 --> 01:33:45,606
- Ah, you big dope.
- Sure hope you're hungry, honey.
985
01:33:45,818 --> 01:33:48,902
I'll have to rush you,
to be back by 1.30.
986
01:33:49,113 --> 01:33:52,945
- That was two minutes ago.
- You mean if I hurry, I'll be late?
987
01:33:53,159 --> 01:33:57,488
Leave a sandwich. You wouldn't break
your neck to get back for 10 minutes.
988
01:33:57,705 --> 01:33:59,698
I told you 100 times already.
989
01:33:59,915 --> 01:34:04,127
I don't feed my girl sandwiches.
I told you 101 times already.
990
01:34:04,337 --> 01:34:08,417
- Any other complaints?
- Who's complaining? I'm being polite.
991
01:34:08,632 --> 01:34:11,206
- How did your morning go?
- So-so.
992
01:34:11,427 --> 01:34:14,547
- Just lying there?
- I almost got up to the john myself.
993
01:34:14,764 --> 01:34:18,464
- That'll be the day.
- Be in all the newsreels!
994
01:34:19,810 --> 01:34:22,136
I waited till Sophie came over.
995
01:34:23,105 --> 01:34:24,564
- Jerry?
- Yeah?
996
01:34:24,774 --> 01:34:27,858
I'll try a solo flight tomorrow.
I'm still a little wobbly.
997
01:34:28,690 --> 01:34:30,986
What do you expect,
to climb Mount Everest?
998
01:34:31,197 --> 01:34:33,273
Is that what they go there for?
999
01:34:39,622 --> 01:34:41,994
You know where I'd like to be?
1000
01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:43,583
In bed.
1001
01:34:44,251 --> 01:34:47,667
Central Park. On the grass.
1002
01:34:50,490 --> 01:34:52,884
I don't get too much use
outta Central Park.
1003
01:34:54,470 --> 01:35:01,885
Especially on a day like this. Spring
isn't even here yet and spring is here.
1004
01:35:02,103 --> 01:35:06,350
Get up on your beautiful legs
by Friday and I'll take you to Central Park.
1005
01:35:06,565 --> 01:35:11,311
- Why, what's Friday?
- Bar exam's over, that's what!
1006
01:35:11,529 --> 01:35:17,282
- Is that a date?
- Well, I'll be glad when that exam is over.
1007
01:35:17,493 --> 01:35:20,410
Maybe you'll stop running
long enough to say hello.
1008
01:35:27,962 --> 01:35:31,746
Hello. Maybe you'll stop stalling
long enough to say it's a date.
1009
01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:37,130
You and that doctor.
"Miss Mosca, have you dangled yet?"
1010
01:35:37,346 --> 01:35:40,466
Have I dangled yet?
What kind of language is that?
1011
01:35:40,683 --> 01:35:44,160
Put my feet over.
I'm weak, like a cracked egg.
1012
01:35:44,228 --> 01:35:46,190
Ooh, that reminds me.
1013
01:35:47,189 --> 01:35:49,312
Maybe this'll give you strength.
1014
01:35:51,444 --> 01:35:53,210
From Molly.
1015
01:35:55,614 --> 01:35:59,446
I better be careful,
soon you'll be after me for my money!
1016
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:03,243
What else would I be after you for,
of late?
1017
01:36:04,748 --> 01:36:08,960
- So when have you got time? Now?
- After the battle, daughter.
1018
01:36:09,170 --> 01:36:11,209
Steak!
1019
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:15,509
3.30, Friday, and any time thereafter.
1020
01:36:20,139 --> 01:36:22,712
Any time thereafter for how long?
1021
01:36:22,933 --> 01:36:24,807
You say something?
1022
01:36:29,940 --> 01:36:31,648
I said I love you.
1023
01:36:36,405 --> 01:36:39,608
When you have something
like that to say, don't mumble.
1024
01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:50,367
All right, I'll holler it.
1025
01:36:51,837 --> 01:36:55,372
Don't worry, not too often.
Maybe two times a week.
1026
01:36:56,550 --> 01:37:02,700
Don't you worry.
You can't say it too often for me.
1027
01:37:04,141 --> 01:37:07,759
Stop talking for a minute, blabbermouth,
and I'll get your lunch.
1028
01:37:22,159 --> 01:37:24,615
- You eat already?
- Haven't got time.
1029
01:37:24,828 --> 01:37:27,782
I'll grab a sandwich and eat it at the office.
1030
01:37:27,998 --> 01:37:32,780
What do you mean?
Do you want a nervous breakdown?
1031
01:37:32,628 --> 01:37:34,667
You're knocking yourself out, Jerry.
1032
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:37,881
Working, studying,
running like Western Union.
1033
01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:41,461
- Waiting on me hand and foot.
- I'm enjoying it, you know it.
1034
01:37:41,679 --> 01:37:44,680
Stop talking like an idiot,
eat your steak and get well.
1035
01:37:47,184 --> 01:37:50,185
I'm not just trying to take advantage,
honest.
1036
01:37:52,314 --> 01:37:56,976
If you ask me what it is, is... I'm scared.
1037
01:38:06,912 --> 01:38:10,661
- Scared of what, honey?
- Well...
1038
01:38:12,209 --> 01:38:14,249
I'm used to your staying here.
1039
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:17,707
Your neckties all over the place.
1040
01:38:17,923 --> 01:38:21,257
I get out of bed,
your neckties go back to your place.
1041
01:38:22,761 --> 01:38:26,130
Maybe that's why I stay here,
planted like a potato.
1042
01:38:28,642 --> 01:38:31,500
Sure improves your character,
being in love?
1043
01:38:34,982 --> 01:38:37,603
Well, there's no sense just talking about it.
1044
01:38:40,279 --> 01:38:42,734
- What are you doing?
- Writing to my landlord.
1045
01:38:42,948 --> 01:38:45,190
Telling him I'm moving, find a tenant.
1046
01:38:46,410 --> 01:38:51,997
Why didn't you say you'd a thing about
ties? There's more I could move over.
1047
01:38:52,207 --> 01:38:57,712
I should have done this weeks ago.
Not thinking, I guess.
1048
01:39:09,308 --> 01:39:15,970
Sincerely, Jerry Ryan.
1049
01:39:15,314 --> 01:39:19,181
- Now I'll just mail this. Gittel!
- Stay there.
1050
01:39:29,495 --> 01:39:34,380
- Honey, that was wonderful.
- Yeah, I'm a living doll, like always.
1051
01:39:34,249 --> 01:39:38,995
But I've never been a lousy blackmailer
and I'm not going to be one now.
1052
01:39:39,213 --> 01:39:43,673
Not even to get you. So there.
Sincerely yours, Gittel Mosca.
1053
01:39:43,884 --> 01:39:47,502
I like being here.
I like my neckties being here.
1054
01:39:47,721 --> 01:39:53,925
This is the way I want it.
Have you got that? Have you?
1055
01:39:56,689 --> 01:39:59,960
- Yeah.
- Good.
1056
01:40:02,528 --> 01:40:07,106
Is it safe for me to go to work?
If I don't I'll get canned.
1057
01:40:07,533 --> 01:40:10,818
I won't be able to afford
even a non-rusty girl.
1058
01:40:13,539 --> 01:40:16,742
You lie down soon but not too soon.
1059
01:40:17,543 --> 01:40:20,793
Chew your nice cold steak
thoroughly before swallowing.
1060
01:40:21,630 --> 01:40:26,422
Take your medicine. Button up
your overcoat, you belong to me.
1061
01:40:42,735 --> 01:40:46,104
Mr Appleton's waiting for you
in the library, half an hour now.
1062
01:40:46,321 --> 01:40:48,647
I have a message for you to call...
1063
01:40:48,866 --> 01:40:52,484
Jerry, old man Appleton's
beginning to drum on the desk.
1064
01:40:52,703 --> 01:40:55,324
- Sorry, Frank.
- Your wife's been trying to get you.
1065
01:40:55,539 --> 01:40:58,575
You've to call Omaha, operator 12.
1066
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:03,663
Take it now, Jerry. I'll pacify old Appleton.
Go on, use my office.
1067
01:41:04,465 --> 01:41:06,504
Put the call through, Jessie.
1068
01:41:29,656 --> 01:41:31,483
- Hello?
- Jerry?
1069
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:36,290
Hello, Tess. I'm sorry you had
so much trouble reaching me.
1070
01:41:36,246 --> 01:41:39,200
How does it feel to be free, Jerry?
1071
01:41:39,416 --> 01:41:44,292
- How does it feel to be what?
- Divorced. Because we are.
1072
01:41:45,631 --> 01:41:48,585
- When did that happen?
- Yesterday.
1073
01:41:49,802 --> 01:41:54,760
So... we're not related any more?
1074
01:42:01,814 --> 01:42:04,649
What about those pots?
Want them packed separately?
1075
01:42:05,108 --> 01:42:07,646
- Separately from what?
- Dishes.
1076
01:42:07,861 --> 01:42:09,569
I don't know.
1077
01:42:11,615 --> 01:42:13,655
Sure.
1078
01:42:23,627 --> 01:42:25,418
Oh! Help!
1079
01:42:26,463 --> 01:42:29,298
- What happened?
- Oh, the lousy pole.
1080
01:42:30,467 --> 01:42:32,875
Never did fix this thing permanently.
1081
01:42:33,428 --> 01:42:35,801
I guess I just hadn't planned...
1082
01:42:36,974 --> 01:42:40,259
- Mm?
- Nothing.
1083
01:42:44,356 --> 01:42:46,977
You just stay on the ground, small fry.
1084
01:42:58,954 --> 01:43:01,741
You want the window curtains too?
1085
01:43:01,957 --> 01:43:04,246
You want 'em down, take 'em down.
1086
01:43:06,378 --> 01:43:08,916
- What's eating you?
- A banana.
1087
01:43:09,131 --> 01:43:11,420
- What?
- A banana. You wanna bite?
1088
01:43:11,633 --> 01:43:15,583
- No. I said what's eating you?
- Oh, me?
1089
01:43:18,181 --> 01:43:21,135
- What's eating you?
- I asked you first.
1090
01:43:21,351 --> 01:43:25,930
- Trying to figure out what's eating you.
- Oh, I see.
1091
01:43:26,148 --> 01:43:29,433
What's eating me is trying
to figure out what's eating you.
1092
01:43:29,651 --> 01:43:32,652
I guess that just about exhausts
this investigation.
1093
01:43:32,863 --> 01:43:35,733
What about those brackets?
You want them too?
1094
01:43:38,493 --> 01:43:41,697
- Mm?
- I don't want a stinking thing.
1095
01:43:41,914 --> 01:43:46,125
- If you want 'em.
- All right, do we want them?
1096
01:43:46,668 --> 01:43:50,333
- Sure, they cost money.
- About 10 cents. I'll get the screwdriver.
1097
01:43:50,547 --> 01:43:53,299
- So don't.
- Honey, look.
1098
01:43:53,508 --> 01:43:57,376
All I meant was
do we really need all this junk?
1099
01:43:57,596 --> 01:44:02,222
What do you mean junk? This is good
stuff. 47 cents a yard, reduced.
1100
01:44:02,434 --> 01:44:05,435
- I can make 11 things out of this.
- Name 10.
1101
01:44:22,287 --> 01:44:25,288
Let's knock off,
go someplace for dinner?
1102
01:44:25,499 --> 01:44:27,657
- You look tired.
- I'm not tired.
1103
01:44:27,876 --> 01:44:31,660
- Why so down in the dumps?
- I'm not down, I'm in sixth heaven.
1104
01:44:32,464 --> 01:44:35,465
Stop rushing to the rescue,
you're killing me with kindness.
1105
01:44:39,179 --> 01:44:42,133
We're supposed to be celebrating
my passing the Bar exam,
1106
01:44:42,349 --> 01:44:46,678
- packing, so we can be together.
- As I pack the box, I feel worse.
1107
01:44:46,895 --> 01:44:49,137
- Why, honey?
- I dunno.
1108
01:44:50,107 --> 01:44:52,776
It's like something's outta whack,
you know?
1109
01:45:08,458 --> 01:45:11,329
Let's just quit horsing around
and get married, huh?
1110
01:45:13,213 --> 01:45:15,206
After the divorce comes through.
1111
01:45:15,424 --> 01:45:19,468
I've got lots of plans, Jerry.
I won't just be a ball and chain.
1112
01:45:19,678 --> 01:45:21,884
I'm gonna take up shorthand.
1113
01:45:22,970 --> 01:45:25,217
That's the one thing this romance
has lacked from the beginning.
1114
01:45:25,434 --> 01:45:29,514
So, when you open your own office,
there I am, a shorthand secretary.
1115
01:45:29,730 --> 01:45:31,853
You'll save a lot of dough on me.
1116
01:45:32,691 --> 01:45:35,858
Besides that, I'm gonna fix up
the flat real nice.
1117
01:45:36,690 --> 01:45:40,862
You can't entertain now. A cockroach
committee appears to see who's there.
1118
01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:45,368
- Planning on doing a lot of entertaining?
- Sure, why not?
1119
01:45:45,579 --> 01:45:49,446
Customers. Partners, if you get 'em.
The Taubmans.
1120
01:45:49,666 --> 01:45:53,284
Criminals maybe, even.
You can't entertain in a dump.
1121
01:45:53,503 --> 01:45:55,247
I should say not.
1122
01:45:55,464 --> 01:45:58,963
Shocking, a dope addict
who murdered his mother,
1123
01:45:59,176 --> 01:46:00,919
came and saw a cockroach!
1124
01:46:01,136 --> 01:46:03,805
Mabe later we can move
into a real apartment, a house.
1125
01:46:04,140 --> 01:46:07,383
Know what I always wanted
to live in a house with?
1126
01:46:07,601 --> 01:46:09,677
- Me?
- An elevator.
1127
01:46:09,895 --> 01:46:12,220
An elevator, you can entertain anybody.
1128
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:15,475
I guess you can.
I never looked at it that way.
1129
01:46:18,111 --> 01:46:22,524
The radio in with the toaster.
I think we're beginning to make a dent.
1130
01:46:25,952 --> 01:46:27,945
- Jerry?
- Yeah?
1131
01:46:28,163 --> 01:46:29,574
Ah...
1132
01:46:30,832 --> 01:46:34,996
You talked to what's-her-name lately,
in Omaha?
1133
01:46:36,922 --> 01:46:41,200
Yes. In fact, she's called me
several times in the last weeks.
1134
01:46:41,676 --> 01:46:44,490
- Why?
- Oh, nothing.
1135
01:46:44,805 --> 01:46:48,304
I just wondered if she said
anything about the divorce?
1136
01:46:51,610 --> 01:46:53,516
Should be coming through
pretty soon now, huh?
1137
01:47:01,488 --> 01:47:05,438
It came through on the 14th.
Two weeks ago.
1138
01:47:16,711 --> 01:47:19,202
Why didn't you tell me, Jerry?
1139
01:47:20,900 --> 01:47:25,464
Well, it shook me up a little more
than I expected, I guess.
1140
01:47:26,930 --> 01:47:30,970
I needed the time to get used to the idea.
1141
01:47:31,977 --> 01:47:34,135
You didn't want me to know.
1142
01:47:36,690 --> 01:47:45,444
No, I guess I didn't.
Not until I got on top of it. I'm sorry.
1143
01:47:51,121 --> 01:47:54,371
You talk to her so much,
you tell her about me?
1144
01:47:54,583 --> 01:47:59,209
- That you moved in with me?
- Yes.
1145
01:48:00,505 --> 01:48:03,175
You dirty louse!
You didn't tell me about this.
1146
01:48:06,928 --> 01:48:11,389
Smash 'em! Who needs 'em.
I'm getting outta here.
1147
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:14,517
- Gittel.
- Jerry, why didn't you tell me?
1148
01:48:14,728 --> 01:48:17,301
- I couldn't.
- You can only tell her about me.
1149
01:48:17,522 --> 01:48:21,306
Even when you divorce her
it's the secrets you have with her.
1150
01:48:21,526 --> 01:48:23,982
You marry me,
she'll know and I won't!
1151
01:48:24,196 --> 01:48:26,318
- You're not going.
- You look out!
1152
01:48:26,531 --> 01:48:27,907
You sit down.
1153
01:48:41,922 --> 01:48:46,548
All my life I never yet been able
to beat up one lousy man.
1154
01:48:47,260 --> 01:48:49,716
It's just not fair.
1155
01:48:51,556 --> 01:48:55,684
Gittel, look.
I told her about you for a reason.
1156
01:48:55,894 --> 01:48:59,678
Because she asked me to come back.
She wanted me to come home.
1157
01:48:59,898 --> 01:49:02,768
- I want you here.
- I'm here.
1158
01:49:04,527 --> 01:49:09,710
But I want all of you here.
I mean...
1159
01:49:10,367 --> 01:49:12,988
I don't want just...
1160
01:49:15,997 --> 01:49:19,164
Jerry... listen.
1161
01:49:19,376 --> 01:49:21,534
- You're my friend?
- I'm your friend.
1162
01:49:23,630 --> 01:49:25,753
Then tell me the truth.
1163
01:49:26,841 --> 01:49:32,631
Would you ever... Would you ever
once say, "I love you"?
1164
01:49:35,642 --> 01:49:38,809
- I only said it once.
- There can be a second time.
1165
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:42,769
Lots of people, it happens.
The marriage went sour, you said so.
1166
01:49:42,983 --> 01:49:46,268
You said you wanted it
to stay dead and buried.
1167
01:49:46,486 --> 01:49:49,736
It was buried, alive. Look.
1168
01:49:53,535 --> 01:49:57,485
This says, "The bonds of matrimony
are severed and held for nought."
1169
01:49:58,373 --> 01:50:04,245
I knew the day I got it, any two people
who lived together as long as Tess and I.
1170
01:50:05,547 --> 01:50:12,840
As deeply as... You can't tell where one
person leaves off and the other begins.
1171
01:50:12,304 --> 01:50:18,900
It's like, well, look. Once at a party
I was telling a dream I had,
1172
01:50:18,226 --> 01:50:23,221
and right in the middle of it
I notice the funny smile on Tess's face
1173
01:50:23,440 --> 01:50:26,130
and I realised I was telling her dream.
1174
01:50:30,447 --> 01:50:34,290
This... This isn't true.
1175
01:50:34,868 --> 01:50:39,328
All the courts in the world
will tell you it's true but it isn't.
1176
01:50:40,623 --> 01:50:44,835
The bonds can't be "held for nought".
1177
01:50:57,849 --> 01:51:03,638
So how come we're having moving day?
Why'd you tell her no?
1178
01:51:06,858 --> 01:51:12,398
I told you to make a claim on me,
to depend on me. I practically forced you.
1179
01:51:12,614 --> 01:51:19,197
Gittel, I care for you. I don't want to see
you hurt or lost or short-changed.
1180
01:51:22,499 --> 01:51:28,850
So what's the future, Jerry?
You gonna think any less about her?
1181
01:51:30,757 --> 01:51:34,700
A little time'll pass,
everything'll be hunky-dory?
1182
01:51:34,928 --> 01:51:37,400
How am I gonna give her competition?
1183
01:51:37,222 --> 01:51:40,306
Have a haemorrhage twice a year?
Trap you that way?
1184
01:51:41,684 --> 01:51:45,813
I got half of you by being a wreck,
is that how we'll go on?
1185
01:51:46,220 --> 01:51:48,513
Oh, you gotta short-change me, Jerry.
1186
01:51:50,276 --> 01:51:53,895
- I've tried not to.
- That's what's outta whack.
1187
01:51:54,114 --> 01:51:59,356
How hard you try.
Who works that hard if everything's OK?
1188
01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:04,497
Things aren't even-Steven with us, Jerry.
You do all the giving.
1189
01:52:06,459 --> 01:52:11,798
What I have to give, you don't want.
And what I want, you can't give.
1190
01:52:13,842 --> 01:52:19,927
Doesn't matter if I learn shorthand
or to play a bugle standing on my head.
1191
01:52:20,140 --> 01:52:23,570
If you don't love me, you don't love me.
1192
01:52:24,185 --> 01:52:27,388
And time isn't gonna make
one lousy bit of difference.
1193
01:52:30,191 --> 01:52:32,729
Listen, Jerry, I'm the one in a trap.
1194
01:52:33,319 --> 01:52:38,990
You move in with me, I'll... I'll nudja
you into marrying me, I know I will.
1195
01:52:40,702 --> 01:52:43,371
And then what'll I have?
1196
01:52:44,247 --> 01:52:47,948
I don't wanna have to spend
the rest of my life begging.
1197
01:52:48,168 --> 01:52:51,619
It's not good enough for me, Jerry.
Not any more.
1198
01:52:53,965 --> 01:52:59,900
I want somebody who'll feel about me...
what you said about her before.
1199
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:10,770
What do you say
we give each other the gate, huh?
1200
01:53:19,730 --> 01:53:21,944
For my sake? So I can go back?
1201
01:53:24,496 --> 01:53:28,445
No. Whether you go or stay.
1202
01:53:30,668 --> 01:53:32,875
To tell you the God's honest truth, Jerry,
1203
01:53:33,870 --> 01:53:36,254
I didn't take one free breath
since that haemorrhage.
1204
01:53:36,466 --> 01:53:39,799
I wanna get outta here so I can breathe.
1205
01:55:10,226 --> 01:55:13,346
- Yeah, hello?
- Honey, I'm all set. Packed.
1206
01:55:13,563 --> 01:55:14,974
Hiya, Jerry.
1207
01:55:15,189 --> 01:55:18,855
I left some cartons of odds and ends,
kitchen stuff mostly,
1208
01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:22,153
- if there's anything you want.
- I won't want anything.
1209
01:55:22,363 --> 01:55:28,817
Well, if you do, anything important,
I'll be at the Hotel Commodore in Lincoln.
1210
01:55:29,370 --> 01:55:32,730
That's Lincoln, Nebraska, not Nevada.
1211
01:55:32,624 --> 01:55:34,533
Not Nevada.
1212
01:55:34,751 --> 01:55:39,578
And if you need anything in a hurry,
call Frank Taubman.
1213
01:55:39,797 --> 01:55:43,380
You don't have to explain.
It's taken care of. Just call him.
1214
01:55:44,636 --> 01:55:50,570
- Yeah.
- No. Promise. Be generous, Gittel.
1215
01:55:50,266 --> 01:55:53,267
- OK. I promise.
- Good.
1216
01:55:54,812 --> 01:55:59,558
I'm OK, Jerry, honest.
I bounce up like a jack-in-the-box.
1217
01:56:01,690 --> 01:56:04,769
- Just get what you want out there.
- I'll try.
1218
01:56:06,115 --> 01:56:08,523
We won't make the same old mistakes.
1219
01:56:08,743 --> 01:56:13,321
We'll have what I earn, a desk,
telephone, pencil and what's in my head.
1220
01:56:14,874 --> 01:56:18,919
- I'm rooting for ya.
- I'm rooting for you too.
1221
01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:23,504
You're the salt of the earth, honey.
Don't waste it.
1222
01:56:24,509 --> 01:56:26,382
I won't.
1223
01:56:26,970 --> 01:56:31,881
Listen, it's a a big city. There's a guy
around some corner. I'll find him.
1224
01:56:33,309 --> 01:56:35,765
I got a better opinion of myself now.
1225
01:56:36,854 --> 01:56:39,392
I'm gonna propose more often.
1226
01:56:44,320 --> 01:56:47,238
I'll send you a birthday card
now and then, huh?
1227
01:56:48,157 --> 01:56:52,369
- Say, twice a week?
- Gittel, what am I doing?
1228
01:56:53,538 --> 01:56:57,832
You're doing right, Jerry. I don't want
any handouts either, that's no favour.
1229
01:56:59,627 --> 01:57:03,625
No. No, we both know that, I guess.
1230
01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:07,374
And I'm not gonna just
be passing them out either.
1231
01:57:07,593 --> 01:57:13,140
I want somebody... We'll take care
of each other. That's all mine.
1232
01:57:13,224 --> 01:57:16,925
Not like Sam or Jake.
They couldn't take care of a chicklet.
1233
01:57:19,939 --> 01:57:23,142
Things look a lot different to me now.
1234
01:57:23,359 --> 01:57:26,977
- You did me a world of good, Jerry.
- Did I, Gittel?
1235
01:57:27,947 --> 01:57:32,609
- Really? Because if I could think that...
- You helped me.
1236
01:57:32,827 --> 01:57:36,907
This is the first time I come out
with more than I went in.
1237
01:57:38,410 --> 01:57:41,244
Whoever this guy is, he'll owe you.
1238
01:57:43,171 --> 01:57:44,962
Thank you.
1239
01:57:46,799 --> 01:57:51,212
She'll owe you, too.
More than she'll ever know.
1240
01:57:55,516 --> 01:57:58,517
Well... so long, honey.
1241
01:58:02,106 --> 01:58:04,146
I love you, Jerry.
1242
01:58:05,260 --> 01:58:08,940
As long as you live, remember
the last thing you heard outta me
1243
01:58:09,155 --> 01:58:11,728
was I love you.
1244
01:58:16,954 --> 01:58:19,955
I love you too, infant.
1245
01:59:28,317 --> 01:59:30,357
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