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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,078 --> 00:00:08,524 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:13,199 So this book is used to help relocate different worlds via a cooperative spell? 3 00:00:13,209 --> 00:00:14,759 Well, it is called the World Book. 4 00:00:14,802 --> 00:00:16,935 Okay, there's a spell in here that will tell me where 5 00:00:16,978 --> 00:00:18,545 I'm supposed to go, and I will stay there for good, okay? 6 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:19,981 Just let me help you. 7 00:00:20,025 --> 00:00:22,549 This is just casual, right? We're not... 8 00:00:22,593 --> 00:00:26,727 - I saved your live, bitch. - Casual that. 9 00:00:26,771 --> 00:00:28,599 A talking Lizard of the Dunes. 10 00:00:28,642 --> 00:00:31,906 Well, what's my birthright, you scaly shit? 11 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:34,996 It's the talking animals. They've all been struck dumb. 12 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,303 All those organs... They're building blocks, 13 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:39,349 trying to piece together a body. 14 00:00:39,392 --> 00:00:42,308 Is it yours? 15 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:44,963 Eliot's alive. He's alive. 16 00:00:45,006 --> 00:00:47,835 - So you're Team Monster now? - I'm Team Eliot. 17 00:00:47,879 --> 00:00:52,362 Your Penny's dead or not alive in some confusing way? 18 00:00:52,405 --> 00:00:54,625 You're Kady? What's going on? 19 00:00:54,668 --> 00:00:56,322 I'm not your Penny. 20 00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:58,324 - Marina. - Hmm. 21 00:00:58,368 --> 00:00:59,760 I've been looking for you. 22 00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:02,763 Penny, right? I know you? 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:10,074 24 00:01:19,214 --> 00:01:20,694 Ah! 25 00:01:20,738 --> 00:01:23,044 Well, it's about time you woke up. 26 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:25,351 What the hell? 27 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:27,092 I assume you remember getting jumped. 28 00:01:27,135 --> 00:01:30,487 Well, what happened next is you were sold 29 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:32,837 for 500 bucks and an Alpha Black Lotus... 30 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,013 Mint condish. 31 00:01:35,056 --> 00:01:36,754 It's Magic the Gathering? 32 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,409 Are you telling me that Magic cards are actually magic? 33 00:01:39,452 --> 00:01:42,934 No, just really expensive. 34 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:48,505 Excuse me. 35 00:01:50,202 --> 00:01:51,682 Okay, you know this kid? 36 00:01:51,725 --> 00:01:54,989 Not personally. He's kind of a legend, though. 37 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,556 He's a horomancer. 38 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,428 You know, time magic, fourth dimension shit. 39 00:01:58,471 --> 00:02:00,778 Yeah, cool story. Why am I in a cage? 40 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,041 Hey, Stoppard. 41 00:02:03,084 --> 00:02:04,259 What is it you want? 42 00:02:04,303 --> 00:02:06,784 Huh? You want a spell? Deweys? 43 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,743 Lose your virginity? You're not really my type. 44 00:02:09,787 --> 00:02:11,876 Oh. Well, if he is, you can totally have him. 45 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:16,402 That's... No, I-I don't want sex or to hurt you. 46 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:17,882 I don't want any of that. 47 00:02:17,925 --> 00:02:20,232 I just want you guys to go back to your timeline 48 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:22,103 where you belong. 49 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,673 Look, it's nothing personal. 50 00:02:26,717 --> 00:02:31,112 Mm, people in cages is never not personal, sweetie. 51 00:02:31,156 --> 00:02:35,073 You guys are creating a frequency dissonance. 52 00:02:35,116 --> 00:02:37,858 It's your quarks... subtle. 53 00:02:37,902 --> 00:02:39,512 Most people wouldn't notice, but what I do... 54 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:40,818 What are you doing? 55 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,820 You guys are fucking up every spell. 56 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,996 Here's an idea... Adjust to our quarks. 57 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,780 They're subatomic. How hard can it be? 58 00:02:46,824 --> 00:02:49,435 Yeah, I tried that. Didn't work. 59 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,176 So... 60 00:02:51,219 --> 00:02:54,571 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 61 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:59,967 - Welcome home, guys. - Father fuck me. 62 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,625 That's weird. 63 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:09,281 It was just working a minute ago. 64 00:03:09,324 --> 00:03:11,283 Yeah, it's 'cause there was magic in that timeline. 65 00:03:11,326 --> 00:03:13,546 There ain't in timeline 23. 66 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:21,032 You gonna let me out? 67 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:24,775 Why would I? You're a psychopath. 68 00:03:24,818 --> 00:03:26,472 One, rude. 69 00:03:26,516 --> 00:03:28,605 And, two, I know how to use that thing, and you don't. 70 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:30,650 You're also a compulsive liar, so... 71 00:03:30,694 --> 00:03:32,783 Okay, well, you're going to send yourself 72 00:03:32,826 --> 00:03:36,569 to some cracked-out in-between space, but whatever. 73 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:49,800 Don't screw this up. 74 00:03:51,976 --> 00:03:55,501 Calm your man tits. I got this. 75 00:04:03,204 --> 00:04:05,337 Okay... 76 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:10,516 I thought you said you knew how to use this thing. 77 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,170 Well, you should learn to trust your instincts 78 00:04:12,213 --> 00:04:13,780 about people. 79 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:15,390 Relax... there's enough juice in the Dewey for one more jump. 80 00:04:15,434 --> 00:04:17,523 Let's just not use it until we know how to, okay? 81 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,394 Sure, sure, cool, cool. 82 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:23,790 The vibe I'm getting from this timeline is very "1984." 83 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:29,361 Worse. It's "The Crucible." 84 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:39,281 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 85 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,200 I don't know, Q. 86 00:04:42,243 --> 00:04:44,332 If we help him collect his stone organ prizes, 87 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:47,292 we can get him out of Eliot. It's a good plan. 88 00:04:47,335 --> 00:04:49,076 Unless we help him build 89 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,470 a completely indestructible titan god body. 90 00:04:51,514 --> 00:04:53,167 Well, he's already pretty murder-y. 91 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:54,560 It can't get much worse. 92 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:57,345 You say that like we can just risk people's lives. 93 00:04:57,389 --> 00:04:58,999 We've taken down gods before. 94 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,175 And we end up losing every time. 95 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:02,263 It's Eliot. 96 00:05:02,307 --> 00:05:05,571 Right now we can't fix everything, 97 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:08,052 but I think that we can do this. 98 00:05:08,095 --> 00:05:10,750 Okay, for now, we help the monster, but at the same time, 99 00:05:10,794 --> 00:05:13,840 we also figure out what our next move's going to be. 100 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:16,626 Thank you. 101 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:18,932 I don't know. I guess I'm just worried. 102 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:20,891 I can't help you if you... You're helping a lot. 103 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:22,719 I was a goddess, and now I'm just 104 00:05:22,762 --> 00:05:25,156 your friendly neighborhood bulletproof vest. 105 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,593 I mean, you would be a very high level X-Men. 106 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:28,855 Mm. 107 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:30,596 Like Emma Frost's diamond form. 108 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,076 - Mutant? - A mutant. 109 00:05:32,119 --> 00:05:36,080 Like The Indestructress. 110 00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:37,603 The page you gave the monster... 111 00:05:37,647 --> 00:05:38,865 You remember what it says? 112 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:40,563 We didn't have time to decipher it all. 113 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:41,955 I mean, there were a lot of hieroglyphs. 114 00:05:41,999 --> 00:05:44,741 Okay, do you remember what hieroglyphs? 115 00:05:44,784 --> 00:05:46,917 So I'm thinking... like, so... 116 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,486 we've got two stone things covered in hieroglyphs, 117 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:54,141 neither of which came from an Egyptian god, so... 118 00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:56,361 - Who did the raiding? - And why? 119 00:05:56,404 --> 00:05:59,625 Um, there were a lot of... 120 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,758 these ones. 121 00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:03,368 - What is that? - A lot. 122 00:06:03,411 --> 00:06:04,891 A yellow fruit? 123 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:08,286 - Is there a yellow fruit god? - I don't know. 124 00:06:08,329 --> 00:06:11,855 I don't remember anything from any class at Brakebills. 125 00:06:11,898 --> 00:06:14,640 Ooh! Recently uncovered tomb changes much 126 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:17,861 of what archeologists thought they knew about Ancient Egypt. 127 00:06:17,904 --> 00:06:20,733 Maybe stuff Brakebills didn't know about. 128 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,256 Worth a shot. 129 00:06:33,006 --> 00:06:34,747 Why Modesto, Alice? 130 00:06:34,791 --> 00:06:36,662 Still trying to figure that out. 131 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,490 My life, that is. 132 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:40,057 Oh. 133 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:45,236 I like your bunnies. They were my mom's. 134 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:49,022 Well, she had lovely taste in glass animals. 135 00:06:49,066 --> 00:06:51,285 No drugs, no booze, no bullshit. 136 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:53,331 You want to smoke, you do it outside, 137 00:06:53,374 --> 00:06:55,507 and the rent is due on the 5th. 138 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,857 - I understand. - Okay. 139 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:00,338 I'll show you to your room. 140 00:07:01,818 --> 00:07:04,603 Oh, um, just one more question... 141 00:07:04,647 --> 00:07:07,519 what is there to do in, uh, Modesto? 142 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,176 Shit-all, really. 143 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:17,790 So then why is it here if it's native to Loria? 144 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,358 We're unsure, but since the return of magic, 145 00:07:20,401 --> 00:07:22,403 the Atros flower has been found blooming 146 00:07:22,447 --> 00:07:23,927 all over Fillory. 147 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,190 Its pollen is why the talking animals can't speak. 148 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,931 Allergies are why my birthright lizard 149 00:07:27,974 --> 00:07:29,541 ain't saying shit? 150 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:30,977 Wait, if the bunnies can't talk, 151 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:32,544 that means that we're cut off 152 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:34,111 from everyone else back on Earth. 153 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,374 How am I going to remind them to water my rosemary plants? 154 00:07:36,417 --> 00:07:38,985 Or ask 23 to blip our asses back. 155 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:41,205 - That too. - There is good news. 156 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:44,034 We found a remedy. The juice from a beet 157 00:07:44,077 --> 00:07:46,384 that grows on one of the smaller fingerling isles... 158 00:07:46,427 --> 00:07:47,907 Codswall... 159 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:50,736 Best known for their inordinately polite alpacas. 160 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:53,739 - Alpacas can be supreme dicks. - Great. 161 00:07:53,783 --> 00:07:56,873 Get a ship to Cockswallow. 162 00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,483 Codswall. 163 00:07:58,526 --> 00:08:01,399 Juice the beets, distribute, done. 164 00:08:01,442 --> 00:08:04,489 There's one small, minute, trivial, 165 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:08,275 infinitesimally miniscule, itty-bitty problem. 166 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:12,497 Lady Pike, who rules Codswall, has been known to be, uh... 167 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:15,587 Difficult. 168 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:18,938 Are you saying she's a bitch? 169 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:21,245 Good thing I'm not one at all, then. 170 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:24,161 Stop laughing. 171 00:08:31,951 --> 00:08:34,388 - That it? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:36,260 Do you have any suggestions on things to do 173 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:38,088 in or around Modesto? 174 00:08:38,131 --> 00:08:40,438 Die of boredom? 175 00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:46,531 - I like your tattoos. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:08:46,574 --> 00:08:49,273 Hard getting by with all those shortages, huh? 177 00:08:49,316 --> 00:08:53,277 Yeah, maybe for the classically trained. 178 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,541 Cockroaches like me, we do what we got to. 179 00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:58,456 Always have. 180 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,155 - Get over there! - I didn't do anything. 181 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:03,983 They're just tattoos. They don't mean anything. 182 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:05,202 Keep moving. 183 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,117 They are not fucking around here. 184 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,814 Yeah, honestly, I'm more concerned 185 00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:11,077 about what my girlfriend will do if I don't make it back 186 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:12,470 in time for her birthday. 187 00:09:12,513 --> 00:09:14,124 You have a girlfriend? 188 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,516 As in a human you give a shit about? 189 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,737 Yeah, and I'd rather not lose her this time. 190 00:09:18,781 --> 00:09:20,434 We were a thing back in timeline 23, 191 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:21,522 and I fucked it up. 192 00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:23,133 You're telling me that you found 193 00:09:23,176 --> 00:09:24,830 another one of her in timeline 40? 194 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:27,790 Yes. And now that I know what she will and won't put up with, 195 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,443 it's going so much better this time. 196 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:32,185 - That's sociopathic. - Dude, we're refugees. 197 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:34,274 We deserve any and all advantages that come our way. 198 00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:36,102 Yeah, like penthouse apartments? 199 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:38,322 'Cause I don't know any refugees that live like that. 200 00:09:38,365 --> 00:09:39,845 You want that thing? You can have it. 201 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:41,542 It's way more trouble than it's worth. 202 00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:43,849 Hey, crazy pitch... 203 00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:47,157 What if we asked Stoppard for help... here? 204 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,115 Like the Stoppard in this timeline? 205 00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:50,595 Probably got burned at the stake. 206 00:09:50,638 --> 00:09:52,466 Okay, but if he didn't, he has no beef with us. 207 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:56,166 We take the thing to him. If anyone can fix it, he can. 208 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:58,124 There's so much terrible about that idea. 209 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:01,736 Okay, do you know another horomancer? No? 210 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,521 Then let's go. 211 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:20,977 Brothers and sisters, when things are lost, 212 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,024 they want to be found... 213 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:26,548 Ms. Ross's engagement ring, 214 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,682 little Joey Mireles' dog... 215 00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:33,033 That we will find the money 216 00:10:33,076 --> 00:10:35,905 to pay for Kiersten Bron's leukemia treatment. 217 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:38,647 - Tea? - Oh, no, thank you. 218 00:10:38,691 --> 00:10:42,390 Um, do you know Reverend Ted Grayson? 219 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,871 Yeah, he's my minister. 220 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:47,830 He's a little theatrical at times, but he's a good man. 221 00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:52,226 Why, are you religious? Uh, not really. You? 222 00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:53,749 No. 223 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,446 My mom was. 224 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,971 I was on probation when she passed, 225 00:10:58,014 --> 00:11:02,628 and the congregation was there for me, so I still go. 226 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,845 Look, I'm not good at the whole back-and-forth thing, 227 00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:31,107 so I'm just going to say it. 228 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,327 I saw you. I saw you find the lock box. 229 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:34,589 You followed me? 230 00:12:34,632 --> 00:12:35,895 How did you know where to dig? 231 00:12:35,938 --> 00:12:38,506 No idea what you're talking about. 232 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:46,470 How the hell did you just do that? 233 00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:49,560 Same way you found the box. 234 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,868 I'm a magician. Like you. 235 00:12:54,914 --> 00:12:57,133 You had no idea, did you? 236 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,006 That it was real till you could do it. 237 00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,530 You can talk to me. 238 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,967 To me, this doesn't even count as weird. 239 00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:10,712 It just started a couple of months ago. 240 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,629 I, um... I lost my keys, and then all of a sudden, 241 00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:18,067 I could just feel it in my head. 242 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:20,809 You're a quaeromancer. 243 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,856 It's really rare actually. I-I've never met one... 244 00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:26,597 and I went to a school full of people like us. 245 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:29,557 - Are you shitting me? - Nope. 246 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,559 They can do all kinds of things. 247 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,822 Most people don't figure out their thing until their 20s, 248 00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:36,912 but every now and then, somebody... it takes them longer. 249 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,261 Have you told anyone? 250 00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:41,917 They would think I was nuts. 251 00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:43,919 Honestly... 252 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,358 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 253 00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:49,969 Do you know what I mean? 254 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,014 Well... 255 00:13:52,058 --> 00:13:54,016 yes and no. 256 00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,542 Sheila, I think you might be why I'm here. 257 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,113 - Librarians. - Librarians? 258 00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,855 They can't know I'm here. Please don't tell them. 259 00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:14,297 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 260 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:15,298 Sheila Cozener? 261 00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,865 I'm Paul, this is Laurel, 262 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,433 and we'd like to talk to you about an opportunity. 263 00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:22,523 One involving your newfound talents. 264 00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:30,313 Sheila, I am telling you, you can't trust the Library. 265 00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:32,925 Okay, I-I know that they told you they'd give you more magic 266 00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:35,841 if you signed up for a Library card, but they won't, okay? 267 00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:38,234 The Library card is just a way for them to keep tabs on you. 268 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,932 Alice, I get it. 269 00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:42,325 You know, whatever run-in you had with them 270 00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:43,936 clearly traumatized you. 271 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,676 I don't know enough about any of this 272 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,156 to be signing up for anything. 273 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:51,639 You said that you were in Modesto because of me. 274 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,162 Right? 275 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,555 What if it's because 276 00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,557 you're supposed to teach me everything? 277 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,516 No. Knowing more isn't better. 278 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,170 How could it not? 279 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:04,434 Because it's powerful and it can be really, really bad. 280 00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:06,262 Okay, look, I'm a grown woman, 281 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,569 you're a grown woman, we make choices. 282 00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,527 Is there something I'm missing here? 283 00:15:10,571 --> 00:15:11,920 Okay, listen... 284 00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:15,576 I did a lot of stupid shit when I was your age. 285 00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:18,622 Yeah, so did I, and magic made it so much bigger 286 00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:20,189 and so much worse. 287 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:23,453 And if you regret it, if you think about those people 288 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,978 that you hurt and all that time that you wasted 289 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,371 every single day, then I know how you feel. 290 00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:30,721 Look, I hear you. I get it. 291 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:33,550 But it's what we make of it, right? 292 00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:37,337 And for me, it's... 293 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,121 it's like the first time that I can, 294 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,601 you know, turn things around, 295 00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:44,300 maybe... maybe do something good. 296 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,914 But I need you to help me do that. 297 00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,611 Please! 298 00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,920 All right... 299 00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:58,140 we are going to need to take this outside. 300 00:15:58,184 --> 00:16:00,708 If you own the house, why do you smoke outside? 301 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,581 I don't know... it's my mother's rules, I guess. 302 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,975 Always seemed kind of wrong just breaking them 303 00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:08,846 'cause she was gone. 304 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:14,156 Come on. 305 00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:17,507 Okay. 306 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,381 Let's start with Popper 1. 307 00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:22,948 Okay. 308 00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:25,776 I'll make this simple. We need your beets. 309 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,430 At a fair price, of course. 310 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,345 I doubt the island of Clitswell... 311 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,087 - Codswall. - Codswall. 312 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:33,523 Anyway, I... 313 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,438 Do you even know where Codswall is? 314 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,788 Of course. 315 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,443 It's one of the bigger... 316 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,619 smaller fingering islands. 317 00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:45,448 - Fingerling. - Exactly. Fingerling. 318 00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,929 Thank you, Your Majesty. 319 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,975 - For? - Confirming my suspicion 320 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,281 that you've never had consideration for us. 321 00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:54,109 This makes my decision to sell our beets 322 00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:58,026 to West Loria that much easier. 323 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,899 - Where the fuck is West Loria? - West of Loria, Your Majesty. 324 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,858 - But since when? - While you were Janet, 325 00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:08,515 King Idri and his sister, Ru, had a squabble/slight war. 326 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,171 - Like a civil war? - And as acting High King, 327 00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:15,000 I asked myself, "What would Margo or Eliot do?" 328 00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:18,481 Support our ally, Idri. Unfortunately, he lost. 329 00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:22,572 Now Queen Ru rules over West Loria. 330 00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,487 And 'cause she's pissed we helped Idri, 331 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:26,881 she wants all Lady Pike's fresh beets? 332 00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:28,317 Damn. That's cold. 333 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,015 Verily, they don't even have 334 00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:33,540 talking animals in West Loria. On problem at a time. 335 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,282 - The Cumdumpsterson twat... - Codswall. 336 00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:37,718 Oh, I know what I said. 337 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:39,285 I'm going to firebomb the shit 338 00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:41,504 out of her floating patch of dirt and take her beets. 339 00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,158 Bada bing, bada fuck her. 340 00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:46,379 Could we be a tad less incendiary? 341 00:17:46,422 --> 00:17:48,033 Agreed. 342 00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:50,905 What would Eliot do? 343 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:55,127 Eliot's not here, sweetie. 344 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,085 I am. 345 00:18:01,307 --> 00:18:04,832 So... just to ask this, 346 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,096 can we really risk war with West Loria? 347 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,664 Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh. 348 00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,187 Diplomacy is what got you elected. 349 00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:15,190 I got elected because I listened to a drunk bear 350 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,800 talk about his fee-fees. 351 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:20,543 - That's all diplomacy is! - It was an accident. 352 00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:21,979 I don't know how 353 00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:24,765 to intentionally care about other people's shit. 354 00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:27,898 Lucky for you, that's all I do. 355 00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:32,555 Fine. 356 00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,775 One shot, Hoberman. 357 00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:47,831 Hi, we're looking for Stoppard. 358 00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:52,140 Daniel, honey. 359 00:18:54,142 --> 00:18:56,318 Come in before someone sees you. 360 00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:59,626 Amazing. I haven't seen anything like this 361 00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:03,195 since before the exclusion laws. 362 00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:04,413 I have one of these! 363 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,415 And it's missing a spoke like mine. 364 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,200 What are the odds? 365 00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,854 Anyway, this... this one, it didn't come with a manual. 366 00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:12,769 Do you have any ideas? 367 00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:14,641 Well, it's hard to explain, but I think... 368 00:19:14,684 --> 00:19:16,947 Daniel, something's not... 369 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,907 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 370 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,823 Something... something's wrong with the spells. 371 00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:24,781 Hold on, I'll figure this out. 372 00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:26,827 Quickly, while he's busy. 373 00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:38,775 Found an outdated copy of Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual. 374 00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:44,303 - This place has shit for helpful books. - Well, at least it's standing. 375 00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:48,611 I cannot believe a bunch of militant muggles beat me to burning down Brakebills. 376 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,006 - What's that? - Oh, it was Sonia's. 377 00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:55,618 - You mean Stoppard's mother? - I mean Sonia Kikuno... 378 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,013 The genius who basically pioneered horomancy. 379 00:19:59,056 --> 00:20:02,190 This is easily one of the most accidentally valuable things 380 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,191 I've ever stolen. 381 00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:05,324 Here, look. 382 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:06,977 Wasn't that in Stoppard's workshop? 383 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:10,677 Yeah. That screen opens a window in time. 384 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,506 You can FaceTime with the past as far back as 50 years. 385 00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:15,769 It's genuinely genius. Like, wow. 386 00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,901 A lot of these spells use cinnabar. 387 00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,860 Hasn't... hasn't that stuff been banned for years? 388 00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:23,385 Yeah, it causes severe neuro-degeneration, 389 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,474 which is probably what's happening with Sonia. 390 00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,389 She's been hitting the cinnabar 391 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,870 pretty hard for decades, I imagine. 392 00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:31,872 So... 393 00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:34,744 she has clockwork Alzheimer's? 394 00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:38,139 Mm, kind of, but so much worse. 395 00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,880 Your brain gets unstuck in time. 396 00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:42,230 You don't know where you are or when you are, 397 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,884 and you can't control it. 398 00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:47,540 It is good, good times, and then you die. 399 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,281 Yeah, but... but it seemed like they had a-a treatment. 400 00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:52,893 I mean, those weird watches she had on? 401 00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:56,070 Mm, yeah, until they got messed up... 402 00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:57,593 by us. 403 00:20:57,637 --> 00:20:59,726 Must be what started all this. 404 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,815 I mean, back in timeline 40... 405 00:21:01,858 --> 00:21:04,121 It's why Stoppard hunted us down. 406 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,471 He's trying to save his mom. 407 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,169 Oh... now I almost feel bad for him. 408 00:21:08,212 --> 00:21:09,431 Feel bad for us. 409 00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,215 Even if we get back to timeline 40, 410 00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:14,088 Stoppard is going to do anything he can to kick us out. 411 00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:15,655 Unless we kill him. 412 00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:18,484 For... trying to save his mom? 413 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,138 Moms die every day. Circle of life. 414 00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:22,575 Wow! 415 00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:24,446 No! 416 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,406 We help him save her. 417 00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:41,202 Am I just absorbing 418 00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:42,943 a fuck-ton of cinnabar right now? 419 00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:45,685 Yeah, and breathing it. 420 00:21:47,164 --> 00:21:48,601 Great. 421 00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:51,952 Let's finish this and get the hell out of here. 422 00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,488 - Sonia? - Who are you? 423 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,621 Friend's of Daniel, who's grown now. 424 00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:10,187 Listen, we need to talk to you 425 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,407 about that cinnabar that you're using. It's... 426 00:22:12,451 --> 00:22:16,106 Frying my brain into cheesecloth, I know. 427 00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,980 Daniel used my designs to build the device you're using. 428 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:22,373 We talked a couple months ago. 429 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,420 If you were his friends, you'd know that. 430 00:22:25,464 --> 00:22:27,291 He asked you to stop? 431 00:22:27,335 --> 00:22:28,902 Of course. 432 00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:31,339 He also told me I'm about to have a breakthrough 433 00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,297 that creates a whole new discipline. 434 00:22:33,341 --> 00:22:36,170 I can't stop now. My work's too important. 435 00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:37,650 Fair point. 436 00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:40,000 So you're just going to pick your clock shit 437 00:22:40,043 --> 00:22:41,697 over your own kid? 438 00:22:41,741 --> 00:22:45,484 No, idiot. I choose both. 439 00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:47,964 I designed devices to counter the cinnabar, 440 00:22:48,008 --> 00:22:51,925 tether my mind right here with my work and my kid. 441 00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:55,798 As long as I have these working for me, I'll be fine. 442 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,540 I intend to die a very old lady... 443 00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,760 Sharp as a tack. 444 00:23:02,718 --> 00:23:04,546 Oh, fuck her. It's not our fault. 445 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:05,939 She knew the consequences, 446 00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:07,680 and she still licked her paintbrushes. 447 00:23:07,723 --> 00:23:10,030 We go back to 40, we're taking the kid's mom away. 448 00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:11,684 I'm not doing that. Well, I'm not losing 449 00:23:11,727 --> 00:23:13,686 my life because some horo-bitch is a shitty mom. 450 00:23:13,729 --> 00:23:16,384 She's shitty so he should suffer? 451 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:18,342 We're the ones who don't belong. 452 00:23:18,386 --> 00:23:20,910 You know what? You do you. 453 00:23:23,609 --> 00:23:26,568 I'm going back to 40 and my future wife. 454 00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:29,571 Don't touch me! 455 00:23:33,836 --> 00:23:36,186 Shit. 456 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:45,282 Quick. 457 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:58,382 - Anything? - Nothing yet. 458 00:23:58,426 --> 00:24:01,560 Keep looking. 459 00:24:01,603 --> 00:24:03,518 Quentin. 460 00:24:06,173 --> 00:24:09,045 Whoopsies. 461 00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:10,612 Are you drunk? 462 00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:13,615 This body hearts tequila... 463 00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:15,269 When I'm happy, when I'm sad, 464 00:24:15,312 --> 00:24:18,402 when I'm bored because everything is taking too long, 465 00:24:18,446 --> 00:24:20,187 meaning you. 466 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:24,539 Relevant story... I was in a road, and I almost got hit by... 467 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,107 What do you call it... A big fat truck. 468 00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:29,631 But I wouldn't have felt anything at all 469 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:32,155 because tequila is my friend. 470 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,768 Um, you know, great news... 471 00:24:35,811 --> 00:24:39,336 We've made good progress finding that part of yours. 472 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:43,602 Um, you wouldn't still happen to have the paper I gave you? 473 00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:46,300 Oh, I... 474 00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:47,823 misplaced it. 475 00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:50,304 Do you know anything about... 476 00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:54,569 an Egyptian god of yellow fruit? 477 00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:57,137 I'm not at all helpful like this, am I? 478 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,312 What do you think? 479 00:24:58,355 --> 00:24:59,879 You seem stressed 480 00:24:59,922 --> 00:25:02,621 by your vast and obvious limitations. 481 00:25:04,144 --> 00:25:06,668 Why don't we just ask someone who was there? 482 00:25:22,199 --> 00:25:24,114 You know, for having such desiccated hands, 483 00:25:24,157 --> 00:25:27,117 his Hieratic script's amazing. 484 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,904 What did he say? 485 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,865 Cut our poor mummy friend some slack, Hoo-lia. 486 00:25:35,908 --> 00:25:37,388 He took a hook to the brain. 487 00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:39,912 Of course he's got a bit of a speech impediment. 488 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,871 Oh, uh, the yellow fruit. 489 00:25:41,914 --> 00:25:46,440 It's a mandrake root, and we are looking for Heka, 490 00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:48,660 the God of Magic and Medicine. 491 00:25:48,704 --> 00:25:51,228 It looks like he's got one of your stones. 492 00:25:51,271 --> 00:25:52,795 Let's go kill him. 493 00:25:52,838 --> 00:25:56,015 He's already dead. 494 00:25:57,495 --> 00:26:01,978 Looks like he was buried in the Temple of, uh... 495 00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:04,023 Esna? 496 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:09,333 Uh, which was looted shortly after. 497 00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:12,902 And where is it now? My loot? 498 00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:18,168 Yes, this is very disappointing. 499 00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,344 Figure this out before I get mad. 500 00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:24,478 This body craves a cinnamon churro. 501 00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:36,055 Bye. 502 00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:53,856 Ah. Ah. 503 00:26:53,899 --> 00:26:56,206 - We can take a break. - No, no, it's okay. 504 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,425 I want to keep going. 505 00:26:59,775 --> 00:27:01,907 It bothers you, doesn't it? That I'm so into this? 506 00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,866 It just worries me. 507 00:27:03,909 --> 00:27:07,565 For you, magic... you think it just can fix everything, 508 00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:10,394 but it kind of has a way of breaking things. 509 00:27:10,437 --> 00:27:12,396 Sometimes I feel like everything that's gone wrong 510 00:27:12,439 --> 00:27:15,051 in my life is 'cause of it. 511 00:27:15,094 --> 00:27:19,533 Yeah, I used to say the same about alcohol, about drugs, 512 00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:22,841 about money, but none of that's really good or bad. 513 00:27:22,885 --> 00:27:25,888 It just is. It's how you handle it, really. 514 00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:29,239 Uh, don't drink that. The tap's got lead in it. 515 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,589 You got to drink the bottled water out of the fridge. 516 00:27:31,632 --> 00:27:34,766 - Why is there lead in the tap? - City's pipes. 517 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:37,073 They're old and corroded. 518 00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,770 Why don't they just fix it? 519 00:27:38,814 --> 00:27:42,774 That's cute that you think they would. 520 00:27:50,129 --> 00:27:52,218 Asekian's Purification. 521 00:27:52,262 --> 00:27:55,439 I can show you. It's simple. 522 00:27:57,484 --> 00:27:59,095 Can you do that 523 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:01,401 for the rest of the water supply? 524 00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:04,404 No, or better yet, is there a spell that would restore 525 00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:07,494 all the old pipes in Modesto? There is, but... 526 00:28:07,538 --> 00:28:09,801 Okay, well, then do that. Do it, please, because you have 527 00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:12,456 no idea how many people... How many kids are... 528 00:28:12,499 --> 00:28:14,545 I... No, it's too big. We can't do it. 529 00:28:14,588 --> 00:28:17,461 There's not enough ambient magic. 530 00:28:17,504 --> 00:28:20,290 The Library... It doles out the rest? 531 00:28:22,858 --> 00:28:24,642 Wait. 532 00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:27,950 You said that they control the levels... 533 00:28:27,993 --> 00:28:32,955 of ambient magic that flow through the pipes, right? 534 00:28:32,998 --> 00:28:34,260 Yeah? 535 00:28:34,304 --> 00:28:36,132 I can feel one. 536 00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,177 They're everywhere. 537 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:40,701 No, no, no, no, no. 538 00:28:42,442 --> 00:28:45,576 I think this one's different. 539 00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:48,231 This one has a leak. 540 00:28:50,494 --> 00:28:53,671 This isn't just food, Margo. 541 00:28:53,714 --> 00:28:55,673 This is your secret weapon. 542 00:28:55,716 --> 00:28:59,851 You can tell a lot about people based on what they eat. 543 00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:03,550 - Everything looks lovely. - Thank you. 544 00:29:03,594 --> 00:29:06,249 Our chef is very... Talented. 545 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,685 Extra. 546 00:29:07,728 --> 00:29:09,513 I'll take that as a compliment. 547 00:29:09,556 --> 00:29:12,908 Like I was saying, is she reserved, adventurous? 548 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,432 Maybe she's sexy and decadent 549 00:29:15,475 --> 00:29:18,783 like a truffle lobster mac and cheese. 550 00:29:18,827 --> 00:29:21,177 Oh, interesting. 551 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,048 Mongoose cream egg with caviar. 552 00:29:23,092 --> 00:29:24,745 She's bold. 553 00:29:24,789 --> 00:29:27,966 Proud of her accomplishments, but being so driven 554 00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:31,404 has led her to be lonely, misunderstood. 555 00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,276 - Mm. - Uh, Tick said something 556 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:35,408 about Codswall's polite alpacas. 557 00:29:35,452 --> 00:29:37,410 Maybe she's proud of that. Ask. 558 00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:42,546 I hear Codswall has upstanding alpacas. 559 00:29:42,589 --> 00:29:46,332 It is a misconception that alpacas have behavioral issues. 560 00:29:46,376 --> 00:29:48,247 The truth is, they have a lack 561 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,162 of self-esteem from years of shearing. 562 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:53,731 Imagine being stripped naked twice, even three times a year. 563 00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:56,690 There it is. She's real into her 'pacas. 564 00:29:56,734 --> 00:30:00,477 Empathize with her. The indignity is real. 565 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,307 Like humans, alpacas need affection... 566 00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:06,396 and love. Preach. 567 00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:07,745 You may not know this, 568 00:30:07,788 --> 00:30:11,053 but I ran on a platform of animal equality. 569 00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:12,924 My administration is the first 570 00:30:12,968 --> 00:30:16,362 to give talking animals their rightful voice. 571 00:30:16,406 --> 00:30:19,235 I mean, that is why we're here tonight, right? 572 00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:20,976 The animals. 573 00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:24,544 I just care so damn much. 574 00:30:24,588 --> 00:30:27,591 I like to drink my tea with... 575 00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:30,289 a splash of alpaca milk. 576 00:30:36,078 --> 00:30:37,340 Would you like some? 577 00:30:37,383 --> 00:30:39,603 Uh, you can't refuse this, Margo. 578 00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:43,694 It's straight from my dearest Delilah's teat. 579 00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:51,876 Uh-huh. 580 00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:57,012 Do it, Margo. 581 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,973 Now! 582 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:04,933 Yeah, good. 583 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:09,459 You are a champion. 584 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:12,636 You can really taste the love. 585 00:31:12,679 --> 00:31:15,856 What a beautiful way to say it. 586 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:20,122 I'm afraid I may have judged Your Majesty too quickly. 587 00:31:20,165 --> 00:31:21,993 Same... 588 00:31:22,037 --> 00:31:23,821 which is why I would love it 589 00:31:23,864 --> 00:31:26,955 if we could start fresh. Your beets... 590 00:31:26,998 --> 00:31:29,479 Unfortunately, I have already agreed to sell my beets 591 00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:30,654 to West Loria, 592 00:31:30,697 --> 00:31:32,873 and being a woman of my word, 593 00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:34,440 I can't go back. 594 00:31:34,484 --> 00:31:36,703 You understand, right? 595 00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:41,230 I'm going to check on dessert. 596 00:31:41,273 --> 00:31:42,840 I'm about to skin a bitch. 597 00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:45,321 I want you to double down on the charm offense. 598 00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:46,670 You got her eating 599 00:31:46,713 --> 00:31:48,846 out of your extra-diplomatic hands right now. 600 00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:51,762 I guess I could lube her up some more about her alpacas. 601 00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:55,461 Yes, exactly... you, High King Margo Fucking Hanson, 602 00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:57,028 you got this. 603 00:31:57,072 --> 00:31:58,856 I know you didn't think you could do this, 604 00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:01,859 but, honestly, I think you're out-Elioting Eliot. 605 00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:05,384 Ah, strawberry ricotta soufflé is done. 606 00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:06,864 I'm gonna get that. 607 00:32:06,907 --> 00:32:09,432 You get back to winning at High King-in'. 608 00:32:14,219 --> 00:32:16,743 Margo, what are you doing? Being the real me. 609 00:32:16,787 --> 00:32:18,876 Let me tell you how this is going to play out, lady. 610 00:32:18,919 --> 00:32:20,704 You're going to give me those beets, 611 00:32:20,747 --> 00:32:26,405 and I'm not going to skin and eat any of your tasty alpaca children, capisce? 612 00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:28,059 That's what I thought. 613 00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,845 What in the hell? 614 00:32:46,848 --> 00:32:48,241 Hi. 615 00:32:48,285 --> 00:32:50,287 I can't begin to imagine 616 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,724 how you fucked yourself hard enough to get here, 617 00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:54,900 but... 618 00:32:54,943 --> 00:32:57,119 Let's take advantage. 619 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,166 Interesting choice on the hair. 620 00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:03,387 Says the guy dressed like an ambulance chaser. 621 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,912 So you're dead me. Technically. 622 00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:08,392 Does this mean I'm dead, too? 623 00:33:08,435 --> 00:33:12,918 No, no, this is a-a, uh, kind of between space? 624 00:33:12,961 --> 00:33:15,224 I saw you zapped yourself here like an idiot, 625 00:33:15,268 --> 00:33:17,270 and I took a coffee break. 626 00:33:17,314 --> 00:33:19,577 I mean, I've been wanting to talk to you. 627 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,187 So then I assume you know that I took your... 628 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,408 You took my spot in my timeline? Yeah. 629 00:33:24,451 --> 00:33:26,758 Didn't expect that twist with Julia, though. 630 00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:29,326 Yeah, I could say the same about Kady. 631 00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:35,593 For what it's worth, it never felt right taking your place. 632 00:33:35,636 --> 00:33:37,377 But, you know... Everything feels wrong, 633 00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:40,119 so you just pick something? Yeah, of course I do. 634 00:33:40,162 --> 00:33:41,773 Real talk... 635 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,384 You got to go back. 636 00:33:44,428 --> 00:33:46,081 To 23, I know, I'm working on it. 637 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,388 Uh, no. My timeline. 638 00:33:48,432 --> 00:33:50,259 It's where you belong. 639 00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:51,913 Okay, do you want to cut the vague, 640 00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:54,351 omniscient Librarian shit and just tell me why? 641 00:33:54,394 --> 00:33:57,005 It's complicated but crucial. 642 00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:58,746 You do know me existing there 643 00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:02,010 is making some very important horomancer lady very sick? 644 00:34:02,054 --> 00:34:04,186 It's doing a lot more than that. 645 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:07,973 Look, I know you lost everyone you love in timeline 23... 646 00:34:08,016 --> 00:34:09,409 Really? 647 00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,977 But they're still alive in timeline 40, 648 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,414 and if I were you, which I am, 649 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,069 I'd do whatever to not lose them again. 650 00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:20,159 Okay, you might be me, 651 00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:23,075 but you don't know me, okay? 652 00:34:23,118 --> 00:34:24,555 Those shits are not my people. 653 00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:27,993 Fair, but I know a little about your future. 654 00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,560 Perks of the gig. 655 00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:31,997 So is being an abstruse dick about it, apparently. 656 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,825 Sonia can't be saved. 657 00:34:33,868 --> 00:34:37,350 Even if you go back to 23, she's dead within a month. 658 00:34:37,394 --> 00:34:38,656 It's terminal. Period. 659 00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:40,135 Sounds like something I'd say 660 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,659 to make myself feel like less of an ass. 661 00:34:41,702 --> 00:34:43,791 Bigger things at play than your guilt, buddy. 662 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:47,055 You got to go back. Sorry. That's as specific as I can be. 663 00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:48,970 Sorry? Are you? 664 00:34:49,014 --> 00:34:53,758 Dude, I just jumped you clear over 1,000 miles of bullshit. 665 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:57,457 So I'm sorry if it feels bad in your soft little heart, 666 00:34:57,501 --> 00:35:01,330 but, more importantly, you're welcome. 667 00:35:01,374 --> 00:35:03,420 Kady wants you. 668 00:35:04,464 --> 00:35:06,640 They all want you. 669 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,253 It's not my timeline anymore. 670 00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:13,517 It's yours. 671 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,998 So, you remember... 672 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:21,046 that when the moment comes, I said, "Do it." 673 00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:22,700 Do what he says, okay? 674 00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:25,311 No, not okay. Vague as shit. 675 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,315 To go back to 40, you're gonna want to turn this dial 676 00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:31,970 three clicks to the right. 677 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:34,886 Tell Kady I love her... 678 00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:36,931 and I'm sorry. 679 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,809 Well, thank Christ. 680 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,332 I thought you pissed off without me. 681 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:49,553 Where'd you go? It was, uh... 682 00:35:49,596 --> 00:35:52,860 I honestly don't know how to explain it. 683 00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:56,385 But I know what we got to do now. 684 00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:03,567 It's here. 685 00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:11,270 Oh, God. 686 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:14,142 You were right... There's a crack. 687 00:36:14,186 --> 00:36:17,145 I think it could split the pipe open and let more ambient out. 688 00:36:17,189 --> 00:36:18,756 Here. 689 00:37:00,624 --> 00:37:02,277 Once you pour it down the drain, 690 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,540 it should clean the water 691 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:06,543 and clear the corrosion from the pipes. 692 00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:18,729 Did I do something wrong? Huh? 693 00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:20,774 No, I just... I can't remember 694 00:37:20,818 --> 00:37:24,778 the last time that magic wasn't the problem. 695 00:37:24,822 --> 00:37:28,129 This calls for a drink. 696 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,877 Thank you. 697 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:49,934 Look, we'll find the stone. It'll be... 698 00:37:56,331 --> 00:37:58,812 What are you doing? 699 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:04,035 Stop. 700 00:38:04,078 --> 00:38:05,732 Jesus. 701 00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:14,393 Those pills can kill you. 702 00:38:14,436 --> 00:38:16,395 I'll take a new body. I'm bored. 703 00:38:16,438 --> 00:38:18,397 You kill Eliot... 704 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,965 and you can forget about us helping you. 705 00:38:23,097 --> 00:38:26,057 Eliot, Eliot, Eliot. 706 00:38:28,581 --> 00:38:31,018 Why do you care about him so much? 707 00:38:31,062 --> 00:38:33,368 Because I do. 708 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:37,068 You kill him, and we are done. 709 00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:39,157 I swear to God, I am serious. 710 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,898 I will abandon you, 711 00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:44,031 and I will die trying to burn you to the ground. 712 00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:53,345 That's cute. 713 00:38:53,388 --> 00:38:55,652 But I'm strong... 714 00:38:57,654 --> 00:38:59,525 And you're weak. 715 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:02,615 Break my bones... 716 00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:04,748 and strangle me. 717 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,968 Too tired to care anymore. 718 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,666 Q. 719 00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:12,146 You hurt him, 720 00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:13,713 you take one more pill, 721 00:39:13,757 --> 00:39:16,107 and you can build your body on your own. 722 00:39:20,589 --> 00:39:22,504 Fine. 723 00:39:22,548 --> 00:39:25,638 I'll take better care of the meat suit. 724 00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:32,123 Mm, but you don't have to be such a baby about it. 725 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:43,655 Hey, what happened with the game plan? 726 00:39:46,789 --> 00:39:49,530 Margo, are you okay? 727 00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:55,449 You stupid, stupid prick. 728 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,931 How dare you say I out-Elioted Eliot? 729 00:39:58,975 --> 00:40:00,454 Tell me, hmm? 730 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:03,544 Why would I ever want to do anything without him? 731 00:40:03,588 --> 00:40:05,938 Hey, uh, I'm sorry. 732 00:40:05,982 --> 00:40:07,766 I-I should have known how you were feeling. 733 00:40:07,810 --> 00:40:11,378 Why? Because I like fettuccini and I hate rosé, 734 00:40:11,422 --> 00:40:12,640 you think you know me? 735 00:40:12,684 --> 00:40:13,946 You don't, Hoberman. 736 00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:15,992 Because if you did, you would know 737 00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,124 I don't need a new partner in crime. 738 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,953 That's not... I was just trying to help you. 739 00:40:20,997 --> 00:40:22,999 Bullshit. 740 00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:26,132 Now, I may be a cunt, but I am real. 741 00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:29,135 You? You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 742 00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:34,140 desperate to matter at all to anyone. 743 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:35,794 Wow. 744 00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:37,970 And here I thought I was being a friend 745 00:40:38,014 --> 00:40:40,103 who wants to be your boyfriend. 746 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:44,324 I really, really got to work on the signals. 747 00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:47,501 - Josh, I didn't... - Didn't mean to hurt me? 748 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,981 Yes, you did. 749 00:40:49,025 --> 00:40:51,897 Believe it or not, I know exactly who you are, Margo. 750 00:41:03,387 --> 00:41:05,824 Took you long enough. 751 00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:08,174 I nearly gave up on you making it back. 752 00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:11,003 Yeah, well, magic was a little scare in your timeline, 753 00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:13,527 so it took a minute to rebuild. 754 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:16,922 Where's Marina? With her girlfriend. 755 00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:19,229 Listen, kid, we know you're trying to look out 756 00:41:19,272 --> 00:41:20,360 for your mom. 757 00:41:20,404 --> 00:41:21,535 We get it. 758 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,973 You saying you'll leave? 759 00:41:24,016 --> 00:41:26,671 Bigger things at play here. 760 00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:29,630 Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere. 761 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,767 - Is that... - Yeah. 762 00:41:36,681 --> 00:41:41,164 It's from another timeline. Please. Don't blow on it. 763 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,469 If you blow on it... 764 00:41:42,513 --> 00:41:44,471 It'll spread seeds everywhere, 765 00:41:44,515 --> 00:41:46,038 root itself in this timeline 766 00:41:46,082 --> 00:41:49,172 making it impossible for you to clean? 767 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,651 I know, 768 00:41:50,695 --> 00:41:53,741 which is why I scattered about ten of them an hour ago. 769 00:41:57,049 --> 00:41:58,572 I'm sorry. 770 00:42:08,582 --> 00:42:10,323 Hey! 771 00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:13,674 What are you waiting for? It's clean! It got fixed! 772 00:42:13,718 --> 00:42:16,373 I'm serious! 773 00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:18,897 Come on, don't waste it! 774 00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:23,902 Whoo! 775 00:42:23,946 --> 00:42:25,773 You can go on ahead if you want to. 776 00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:27,471 I'll... I'll meet you back at the house. 777 00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:28,864 You sure? 778 00:42:28,907 --> 00:42:32,606 Yeah, I'm gonna stick around a little while. 779 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,740 All right, I'll see you later. 780 00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:47,447 - Thanks for calling me. - I knew you'd want to know. 781 00:42:47,491 --> 00:42:50,276 - I owe you. - Nah. 782 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,278 This is for all of us. 783 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,485 Sheila Cozener? 784 00:43:25,529 --> 00:43:27,357 You've been a busy girl. 784 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:34,557 57212

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