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Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Calloway!
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I just want to thank Mr. Jimmy Flaherty
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for bringing me to Atlanta!
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There's four people
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that I and they were
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worthy of a big-time dream.
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Those people that believed
in me are my family.
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You got big new money now, Cam.
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It is not your fault that
the world is the way it is
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or that where we left ain't paradise.
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- I'm just a basketball player.
- Not anymore.
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Right now, we new money.
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Going with Da Chen Bao sets this family up
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so that one day we will have old money.
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Bottom line, you got to give back.
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How does it feel kicking
the world's ass like that?
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Oh, the world had it coming.
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Home, sweet home.
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Look at it. Calloway Castle.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Them haters said I'd fail.
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What haters? Plenty of
folks believed in you.
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- Not just these fools.
- Yeah, true.
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You know, that just what
it seems like I'd say
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if this were a movie or something.
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'Cause right now it kind of
feels like we live in a movie.
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No, no, no, no. If this was a movie,
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right about now one of
us would be getting shot.
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Right? You know I'm telling the truth, too.
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What the hell?
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Oh, my God.
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Julius shot a moose.
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Hey, he was charging us.
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It was not. He murdered it.
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It ain't murder if you eat it.
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I ain't eating no damn moose meat.
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That ain't no moose, Ma. That's a deer.
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Even worse. I ain't eating Bambi.
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Well, we can mount it and make a rug.
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Where the hell you get a gun, Uncle Julius?
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Bass Pro Shop.
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What on earth for?
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They have low prices guaranteed.
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Look, this is Buckhead.
This ain't the forest.
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Why you think they call it Buckhead?
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'Cause you shooting bucks in the head.
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I think you got this one in the abdomen.
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- You can't shoot out here.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I'm not catching Lame's disease.
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It's Lyme's disease.
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He's still breathing.
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He keeps doing it.
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Does this house have a grill?
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- Oh, my God.
- Give me the gun.
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- You ain't got no license.
- Come on. Come on.
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I can't believe you shot Bambi.
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Yeah, we in the dirty South. We
got to do what dirty Southerns do.
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Cam, just think. If I hadn't
accidentally launched that lawn chair
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off your roof deck, your condo
association would have never kicked us out
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and we would have never
moved here to Calloway Castle.
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You need to think on how lucky you are
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nobody was barbecuing 30 floors below
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and your home is here, not
the Georgia damn State Pen.
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- You're right, Ma.
- Family, take it in.
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These are the good days
that we dreamt about.
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This is where we supposed to be together.
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- Yeah.
- Together, but enough square footage to isolate.
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And never have to share a shitter.
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Thems that shit apart stick together.
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Well, my shit smell like fresh bread
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and I know y'all gonna miss it.
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Well, you fools fight over bathrooms.
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I'm going home to change.
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Cam, Flaherty's Bowl-A-Thon
starts at 5:00. Let's go.
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Bowling? That's that shit I don't like.
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I like any game where the black things
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knock down the white things
and we get points for it.
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Racist, yet honest.
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Why don't you go for me, Uncle J?
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Cam, you're going, okay?
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It's Flaherty's party
for the luxury box owners.
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Well, I'm a player, not a box
owner, man. Get me out of it, Reg.
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I will. 48 minutes after you show.
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Bowling's fun for everyone.
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Sorry, I tried.
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It's a mandatory team event.
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You don't go, you get fined. You know this.
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Work your magic, Reg.
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Abraca-fucking-dabra.
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I just kept 50K in your bank account.
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Flaherty fines Cam 50K
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for not bowling with some douchebags?
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Luxury box-owning douchebags.
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Those douchebags help pay these bills.
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Look at Missy riffing on douchebags.
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I'm not immune to osmosis.
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Oh, come on, baby. Be grateful and go.
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Ma, I ooze gratitude.
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But the season's about to start.
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I had a massive preseason. Why?
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Rest and focus. Bowling is neither.
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It hurts your back. The
scoring is confusing as shit.
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Just tell Flaherty I'm sick.
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We don't lie anymore, remember?
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That's in our mission statement.
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See, baby steps. You know
I'm proud of both of you.
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Can't we put a few stock lies back on
the table, make life a little easier?
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Tell Flaherty you got AIDS.
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- What?
- Yeah, he ain't risking AIDS.
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Bowl-A-Thon, not Fuck-A-Thon, Uncle J.
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How's Flaherty catching AIDS from Cam?
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HIV is the thing you catch.
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Maybe Flaherty got AIDS and he's
trying to find a fuck companion.
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Yeah, he needs a partner.
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Don't you be drinking no
drinks with Jimmy Flaherty.
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Every event that we attend, we
build favor equity with Flaherty.
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His reach is far beyond basketball.
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We want to tap into that reach.
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As the head of your public
relations, the man is right.
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Just go and relate to the public.
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Give Flaherty his reach-around
and then you can leave.
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Cam, you mind if I get
rid of this lawn decoration
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that the previous owners left behind?
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Uh-uh, that might be worth some money.
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Ooh! Shit.
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Even the more reason to smash it.
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You can't be throwing shit
around. Missy, you are gangster.
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I wanna do it.
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Yo.
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Reg, you know, the more
that I'm around her,
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the more that I like her.
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And not to be inappropriate,
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but I'll bet she wears you out. Mm-mm-mm.
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Okay, the mm-mm-mm, that's pushing it.
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Okay, I did too much on that.
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You did. Here we go. Baby, we got to go.
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Okay, y'all get that shit on in the house.
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Come on, get somebody. Get moving.
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Missy gotta clean this shit up.
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- Jeff Heisner. I own Heisner Paper.
- Hi.
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Look, I just spent way too much
on a couple of luxury boxes,
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so you don't suck this year, huh?
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That's the plan, not sucking.
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Yeah, good, good.
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Hey, Reggie. Talk to me, pal.
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Oh, Jimmy, your hugs break ribs.
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Imagine if we were fucking.
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Oh, not a day goes by.
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Thanks for being here.
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I know this is kind of corny.
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Nah, I mean, it's bowling, you know.
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It's a lot of shit, but it's fun, yeah.
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Well, this is how we
start winning the heart.
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- It's our year, pal.
- From your lips to God's ears, huh?
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God has done you, Cam, and me pretty good.
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What we do with the rest is up to us.
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Hey, I want you to meet someone.
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Mickey!
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Excuse me. Do you mind
taking a picture with my kids?
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- Absolutely, man.
- Can you lift this one up?
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Not too fast. He's been throwing up.
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All right.
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Noah, put your arm on the man.
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Buddy, if you get sick,
just swallow it, yeah?
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All right, one, two...
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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My sister Barbara loves you.
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Will you tell her to stop doing heroin?
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Um, hey, Barbara.
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Babs. And it's a message.
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What's that shirt made out of?
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Mm, what are you made out of?
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I got a massage business.
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Yeah, win, lose, it's all
bread and circuses, right?
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Doesn't matter in the big scheme.
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- You know what does matter?
- Family.
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Numbing the pain of existence.
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Stay strong, Babs. You can do it.
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I mean, do not do... don't do heroin.
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I left my pain back in Boston.
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Hell, you give Atlanta time,
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it'll disappoint you in
ways you can't even imagine.
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You're loved.
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Bottoms up.
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Your sister loves you.
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Heroin has ruined your life.
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Thanks, but I got practice.
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I don't want to pass judgment.
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Her teeth are really fucked up.
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Work on your free throws.
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- Hey, 48 minutes?
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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Look, I got through
talking to the head of Coke.
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Man, I'm just trying to
expand your empire, okay?
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Yo, stop chatting and start expanding
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this force field around me.
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I'm like a donkey at a petting zoo, man.
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Hey, hey, look around,
okay? Look around, man.
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Your presence is bringing people joy, Cam.
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All right? This is part of
the dream. Just breathe it in.
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I'm breathing it in. It
smells like drunk white people.
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Man, bullshit. White people
only smell when they're wet.
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You're supposed to be
here so that I can be here
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without actually being here.
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And when you're not
here, everybody else here
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is here right next to me asking
me to do a bunch of things
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that a grown-ass man
should not be asked to do.
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- All right.
- Give me a ride to the potty.
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Will you get this hobbit off me
before I bowl her for a strike?
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All right, listen, ma'am,
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Cam don't want to start the
season with back problems.
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- Are you calling me fat?
- I'm not calling you fat.
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Are you a fat shamer?
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You know how many season
tickets my daddy buys?
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- Eat me.
- Okay, now, now. There's no need...
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I've been overserved. But seriously though,
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I loved your first press conference.
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It was very articulate.
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Look at Flaherty summoning me.
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No, man, he's just having
fun hosting. One second.
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- I'm out of here.
- No, no, no, no. Cam, Cam, Cam.
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I'm gonna put a carrot in
each one of these daiquiris
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so I can boost my vision so
I know what I'm walking into.
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Hey, you bring us a gift bag?
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Yeah, this gigantic gift house.
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Yeah, you must have ate some shrimp.
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You know that shrimp makes him grumpy.
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Flaherty is texting me...
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"Is everything okay with Cam?"
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Oh, it is now 'cause
I'm here and not there.
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- He fucked me.
- Flaherty roofied you for real?
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- What?
- You don't remember?
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Don't wash your underwear.
The DNA is in there.
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No, he only fucked with my time.
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I did my clown act for two hours.
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I got two words for you.
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Contractual obligation.
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I got three words for you. Grown-ass man.
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That's two words, baby.
Grown-ass is hyphenated.
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- Bad form to blow off your owner.
- Amen.
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He called me over with two fingers
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like I was that lawn
darkie that Missy smashed.
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Jockey, not darkie.
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He's not my owner.
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Dogs have owners, okay? He owns a team.
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And your contract which requires you
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to appear at 25 events per
calendar year. This we agreed to.
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Because I agreed to something
doesn't mean that he can make me
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00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:50,052
do other things at those things.
249
00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:52,604
My contract does not say stay to the end.
250
00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:55,891
- I appeared and then I disappeared.
- No, you snubbed him.
251
00:10:55,893 --> 00:10:58,227
If you'd just disappeared, that
would have been kind of cool.
252
00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,728
Yeah, it would have been a dope Vine.
253
00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,313
I really like that Houdini shit.
254
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,699
Old Cam was running
away from the plantation.
255
00:11:03,701 --> 00:11:05,067
It's Nat Turner time.
256
00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:07,119
Ease up on the rum, Julius.
257
00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,121
Hey, our ancestors was bartered for rum.
258
00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:10,989
I thought you say you don't eat nothing
259
00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:13,325
- our ancestors were bartered for.
- Drinking ain't eating.
260
00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,244
Flaherty's a man same as me.
261
00:11:15,246 --> 00:11:17,079
If he expects me to do
all this extra stuff,
262
00:11:17,081 --> 00:11:20,582
then he best learn to start
treating me like a grown-ass man.
263
00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:22,334
Uncle J, you unpack that Xbox?
264
00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:26,138
Who loves you the most? Follow he.
265
00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,340
Texting Flaherty you got the runs.
266
00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:31,510
Wouldn't that lie shit in the
face of your new mission statement?
267
00:11:31,512 --> 00:11:34,813
Actually, text Flaherty
that he disrespected me.
268
00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:37,433
Let's get out of the
past, okay? Get some rest.
269
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,601
You got a ball signing
after practice tomorrow.
270
00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:41,653
- Course I do.
- Ball signing?
271
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,238
What's Friday, shaft stroking?
272
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,325
- Nelson Mandela Night.
- Man, fuck Nelson Mandela.
273
00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:48,944
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Yo! What's wrong with you?
274
00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,946
Man, you done lost your rabid-ass mind.
275
00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,498
No, I said it. I'm owning it.
276
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083
My job is playing hoop.
277
00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:55,667
And if Flaherty wants
me focused on that job,
278
00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:57,920
remind him the season starts next week.
279
00:11:57,922 --> 00:12:00,122
Let's roll, Unc.
280
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,924
Let's build that beach house on Minecraft.
281
00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:08,630
Charles, your new salon is on fleet.
282
00:12:08,632 --> 00:12:10,849
It's fleek, Ma, with a K.
283
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,768
Well, that's not how I say it.
284
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,520
Anybody want a hit of this peach schnapps?
285
00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,889
- I just had a Valium. I'm good.
- Missy?
286
00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:19,892
Better to be buzzed before that
creamy crack hits your scalp.
287
00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:22,227
I'll suffer through it like
I've done my whole life.
288
00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:24,196
One of these days I'll get the courage
289
00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:26,365
to just chop it all off and start fresh.
290
00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,400
It sounds courageous, looks stupid.
291
00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:30,486
Plenty of sisters are transitioning.
292
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,871
Yeah, they go from looking like
a woman to looking like a man.
293
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:35,040
I mean, it's the 21st
century. Fuck the Afro.
294
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,075
Every bitch cuts her hair, thinks
she's gonna look like Lupita.
295
00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:40,496
Most of them end up looking like
Laurence Fishburne with tits.
296
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,832
Chenika transitioned. She doesn't
look like Laurence Fishburne.
297
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,334
The exception, not the rule.
298
00:12:45,336 --> 00:12:47,803
- Aw, thanks, boo.
- Thank you.
299
00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:50,005
You know what seems stupid... no offense...
300
00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:51,840
is sitting in a salon year after year
301
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:55,177
forcing our hair into something
that goes against who we are.
302
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,845
You saying I don't make a good blonde?
303
00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,514
I'm saying that I wouldn't mind
304
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,065
looking like Chenika here.
305
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,484
An amazing, proud, natural woman.
306
00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:05,020
Look at that hair. It's stunning.
307
00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:08,106
Oh, stop. No, keep going.
308
00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:10,359
Chenika, how long you been rocking
Mother Nature's bush up there?
309
00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:12,661
Buzzed it last Christmas
and never looked back.
310
00:13:12,663 --> 00:13:15,447
- How long before you looked in the mirror?
- A week.
311
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:17,666
And how many nights have
you cried yourself to sleep?
312
00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,751
- 42.
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:13:19,753 --> 00:13:21,703
Shit, that's Jackie Robinson's number.
314
00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:24,039
Missy, Jackie is speaking to you.
315
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,874
He is telling you to be a barrier breaker.
316
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,960
To throw out that creamy
crack and start fresh.
317
00:13:27,962 --> 00:13:30,045
Cry yourself to sleep for 42 nights.
318
00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:31,380
You got wig money.
319
00:13:31,382 --> 00:13:32,931
Mm, I'm burning.
320
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,551
Charles, wash me out!
321
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,885
It ain't funny.
322
00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:39,721
Charles, hurry up!
323
00:13:39,723 --> 00:13:41,306
Welcome aboard, Todd.
324
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:42,774
Appreciate the job, sir.
325
00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,060
- Ah, please, call me Reggie.
- I prefer sir.
326
00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,779
Role as house manager
is service and respect.
327
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:49,898
Yeah, but "sir," it just
sounds kind of sarcastic.
328
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,401
Unintentionally. The use of the address sir
329
00:13:52,403 --> 00:13:54,236
reminds me that I'm not in
your family nor a friend.
330
00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:56,238
I'm in your employ and
the employ of your cousin.
331
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,240
My job, alleviate your pressures
332
00:13:58,242 --> 00:14:00,042
and ensure the property runs smoothly.
333
00:14:00,044 --> 00:14:01,743
My ideal profile, low.
334
00:14:01,745 --> 00:14:03,879
Quietly in the background where I belong.
335
00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:06,081
All right, all right.
336
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,134
Well, listen, you know, my cousin,
he just, he needs assurances
337
00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:11,670
that the security system works,
the cars are taken care of,
338
00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:14,423
the lawn don't grow, and that
the housekeeper keeps the house.
339
00:14:14,425 --> 00:14:16,975
So on and so forth so he can
just focus on playing basketball.
340
00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:19,011
- I'm at your service, sir.
- All right.
341
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,979
Coke is courting us.
342
00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:23,482
Let this be the only
Coke comes in the house.
343
00:14:25,402 --> 00:14:27,436
Nothing?
344
00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,154
Okay.
345
00:14:31,025 --> 00:14:33,775
- Unc, wake up, man. It's time to go.
- What?
346
00:14:35,112 --> 00:14:37,029
Uh, Mr. Calloway.
347
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,031
We have another table of balls.
348
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,283
Just 25 more, we'll release you.
349
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:44,002
Release me? You the prison warden?
350
00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:45,199
We give these to charities.
351
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,914
Can you just sign a few
more, please? I'm so sorry.
352
00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,625
I'll sign one more.
353
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,461
I've got a big day. Lots of things to do.
354
00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:55,797
Lots of game-related stuff
to do that if I don't do well
355
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,883
won't make anyone want a ball signed by me.
356
00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:06,108
You got a lid for this?
357
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,963
Baby, what happened?
358
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,582
Who did this to you?
Did you call the police?
359
00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,834
No one did it to me.
360
00:15:32,836 --> 00:15:34,886
I went to the salon
361
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:37,339
and I had it all cut off.
362
00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:39,391
What?
363
00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:42,010
Why?
364
00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:46,431
I'm sick of forcing myself to
accept another ethnicity's ideal.
365
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,899
Did M-Chuck make you do this?
366
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,352
I just wanted to start fresh.
367
00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:52,821
Be the me I'm supposed to be.
368
00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:00,195
How bad does it look?
369
00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:02,864
Well, you're crying, so
370
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:04,032
you know the answer.
371
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:13,041
It'll grow back, right?
372
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:16,211
Yes. Yes, baby.
373
00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:24,052
Wow.
374
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:27,305
I can see your scalp.
375
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,890
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
376
00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:31,059
I'm sorry I said that. I'm sorry.
377
00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:45,957
Yo, this is my parking spot.
378
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,077
Appears to now be a handicapped spot.
379
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,662
Yesterday it was not.
380
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:54,132
It is autumn. Change is everywhere.
381
00:16:54,134 --> 00:16:56,418
There's handicapped spots right there.
382
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,086
Yes, filled with a car.
383
00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:00,422
Every day the world makes more cripples.
384
00:17:00,424 --> 00:17:02,641
Garages must keep pace.
385
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:05,644
But how does my spot turn handi spot?
386
00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:07,512
They take blue paint and paint it.
387
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:09,731
Okay, I got practice.
388
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,401
I'm gonna park here in what
was just my spot yesterday.
389
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:15,987
Yes, sir, no problem, but do
you have a handicapped placard?
390
00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:18,323
Uh, no, not yet. But I will.
391
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,909
And whoever made this a
handicapped spot, they will, too.
392
00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:23,412
Ah, then this new spot
393
00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:26,665
is probably in anticipation
of that very moment.
394
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,534
You know what, let's reboot. I'm Cam.
395
00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:32,037
Yes, each day you walk by
396
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:34,873
without removing your headphones. I'm Abeo.
397
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,459
- Cool accent, Abeo. Where you from?
- Nigeria.
398
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:41,012
Where one follows the
rules or life gets very sad.
399
00:17:41,014 --> 00:17:44,049
Well, here in America, when random
rules are changed without warning,
400
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:46,301
we ignore them with a
thing called a protest.
401
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:49,721
Parking here is my protest. Excuse me.
402
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,807
I admire your activism.
403
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:55,143
In Nigeria, I would now
be ordered to shoot you.
404
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,647
But we're in America, so have a nice day.
405
00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:04,152
Call Reggie.
406
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,975
Flaherty changed my parking spot.
407
00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:29,177
Okay, surprise visit. How was practice?
408
00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:31,229
Shitty! You got to get in Flaherty's face.
409
00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:33,398
Okay, some things are house
calls, some things are phone calls.
410
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,267
I called you before I went into
practice. You never called me back.
411
00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:37,235
- No, I texted you.
- Yeah, you say, "Hit me back."
412
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,488
I'm hitting you back in
person. I need some water.
413
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,907
Okay, look, how you doing
today, man? You good?
414
00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:44,943
Look, Flaherty knows that this
is gonna fucking piss me off.
415
00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:47,028
And, you know, he's wanting
me to do something stupid
416
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,581
like skip practice just
so he can fucking fine me.
417
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,950
Okay, dude, come on now.
You dreamed to be a star.
418
00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:54,753
You're the star with all the
shit thereto appertaining.
419
00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:57,706
Focus on that. Don't sweat
Flaherty doing Flaherty shit.
420
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,091
- That's what they do. That's owners.
- Reg! Reg!
421
00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:02,127
- What?
- You know me. He doesn't know me.
422
00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:04,045
He does not know how hard that I work.
423
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,463
Okay, we're on the move again.
424
00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:07,432
And you know what? Now I'm worked up.
425
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:09,384
Now you're the guy who once
we signed this big contract,
426
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,803
you compared us to survivors of a shipwreck
427
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,855
obligated to help everybody we know
428
00:19:13,857 --> 00:19:16,141
to pay back the universe for
all of our hard-earned blessings.
429
00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:19,060
You remember that? Now I'm trying
to reconcile that guy with this guy.
430
00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:20,946
- That is not this.
- That is this.
431
00:19:20,948 --> 00:19:23,031
And this is that. And you
got to choose your battles.
432
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,617
Only a moron marches into
war over a parking spot.
433
00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:26,526
- Oh, you calling me a moron?
- No,
434
00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:28,054
I'm saying you're making
nothing into something.
435
00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:30,655
Reg, I'm here at this point in my life
because I made nothing into something.
436
00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:33,325
- Oh, Cam, come the fuck on.
- I'm here because I threaded the needle.
437
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:36,494
I am 6'2", 175 pounds, playing pro ball.
438
00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:38,079
That doesn't happen without hard work
439
00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:39,414
and the force of my will.
440
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,333
I got to work harder than others.
441
00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:44,302
Okay, look, just... just sleep
on it. Let me get into it.
442
00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:46,171
No, man, I don't want
to fucking sleep on it!
443
00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:48,089
I'd rather just sleep.
444
00:19:48,091 --> 00:19:50,508
Get some good night rest
like I've been trying to do
445
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,594
to get up to work out, to work hard,
446
00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:54,846
do shit that motherfuckers
like me don't do.
447
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,815
Fucking yoga and Pilates.
448
00:19:56,817 --> 00:20:00,151
So I can lift weights, watch
film, work on my free throws.
449
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:01,937
Shit that's gonna make
me better for the season.
450
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,488
Flaherty knows all of that.
451
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,941
Flaherty thinks every hour is his hour.
452
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,994
It's not. I've got to fill
my hours with real work.
453
00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:11,663
Hard work is the only thing that keeping
me from fucking this whole thing up
454
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,665
and going back to being a nobody.
455
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,117
Cam, you make too much money
now to ever be a nobody again.
456
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,669
No, money doesn't make you somebody.
457
00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,621
Being somebody makes you somebody.
458
00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:21,289
Set his ass straight.
459
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,509
Okay. That's it?
460
00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:26,294
Great to see you. Safe home.
461
00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,715
Players say there's a dead spot right here.
462
00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,133
Will you look into that for me, please?
463
00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:33,685
And do something about this.
464
00:20:33,687 --> 00:20:36,137
We're selling basketball,
not Brawny paper towels.
465
00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:38,306
You changed his parking spot?
466
00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:40,775
Oh, I got your cousin's attention.
467
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,978
Couldn't get it the other night.
468
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,731
Couldn't get it yesterday when he
signed this "indentured servant."
469
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:55,790
Okay, Jimmy, Cam's focus
is winning on the court.
470
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,376
Okay? Taking your team to that next level.
471
00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:00,045
That's his main obligation.
472
00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,663
Your cousin has other obligations.
473
00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:04,582
Obligations outlined in
the contract you negotiated.
474
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,835
The truth? They were left a little vague.
475
00:21:06,837 --> 00:21:08,169
He's embarrassing himself.
476
00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,055
But worse, he's embarrassing me.
477
00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:12,257
Does he even know what
an indentured servant is?
478
00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:14,092
Oh, he crushed his verbal SAT.
479
00:21:14,094 --> 00:21:16,061
Well, then let's conjure up the spirits
480
00:21:16,063 --> 00:21:19,564
of some indentured servants who
worked for squat for seven to 10 years
481
00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:22,684
to repay the cost of a disease-ridden
transatlantic boat ride.
482
00:21:22,686 --> 00:21:24,686
The Irish brethren of my forebearers.
483
00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:26,738
Oh, you don't want to
compare disease-ridden
484
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,189
transatlantic boat rides with me.
485
00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:30,358
Only seven to 10 before freedom?
486
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,361
Sounds like your Irish bros got
off better than my African ones.
487
00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:36,197
Mine got... oh, right, zero till lynched.
488
00:21:36,199 --> 00:21:39,034
Not all of them got lynched.
Plenty got shot for no reason.
489
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,785
Diane.
490
00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:43,872
Reggie, this is Diane, my new assistant.
491
00:21:43,874 --> 00:21:46,758
Diane, Reggie's cousin
is the indentured servant
492
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,011
who parked his Aston Martin
in your handicapped spot.
493
00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:52,847
- I apologize for my cousin.
- Common occurrence.
494
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:55,100
Diane, get on Amazon Prime
and order me a Ouija board.
495
00:21:55,102 --> 00:21:57,886
Reggie and I are gonna conjure up the
ghosts of some indentured servants.
496
00:21:57,888 --> 00:22:00,555
- Right away.
- Get one of those drones to fly it down here today.
497
00:22:00,557 --> 00:22:02,941
Listen, any conjuring
of ghosts will only serve
498
00:22:02,943 --> 00:22:05,226
to freak me the fuck
out. I don't like ghosts.
499
00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:07,529
Yet your cousin seems
to be impersonating one
500
00:22:07,531 --> 00:22:10,065
every time he's got an
off-court obligation.
501
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,317
I'm now showing you both
a shit ton of respect
502
00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:14,736
because I retain the hope that
all those smiley, happy things
503
00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:17,572
we said to each other when Cam
signed here are still possible.
504
00:22:17,574 --> 00:22:19,124
He brought me his problem.
505
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:21,126
I'm bringing it to you. Let's fix it.
506
00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:24,129
I'm fixing it by telling you
to get your cousin set straight.
507
00:22:24,131 --> 00:22:26,414
Stop making your problems my problems.
508
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,083
You guys are showing me right now
509
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,834
you're not the kind of
men I thought you were.
510
00:22:29,836 --> 00:22:32,137
I thought you were givers.
Seems to me you're just takers.
511
00:22:32,139 --> 00:22:34,756
You should have called me before
you changed his parking spot.
512
00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:36,341
You shouldn't tell me
how to run my business
513
00:22:36,343 --> 00:22:37,926
when I'm paying Cam a fuck ton.
514
00:22:37,928 --> 00:22:39,644
That's right, I used shit ton and fuck ton
515
00:22:39,646 --> 00:22:41,179
within 30 seconds of each other.
516
00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:43,598
I'm like that. Unpredictable when provoked.
517
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,767
Maybe you should go into law enforcement.
518
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:51,439
Friday is Nelson Mandela Night.
519
00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:54,075
I expect Cam to be there
representing the team
520
00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:56,111
and paying respects to Nelson Mandela.
521
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:59,280
I can't make any promises.
522
00:22:59,282 --> 00:23:01,833
Hey, Reggie,
523
00:23:01,835 --> 00:23:04,919
Cam doesn't want to get in
a pissing contest with me.
524
00:23:04,921 --> 00:23:08,039
I'm the most hydrated man you know.
525
00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,690
You know, no offense,
526
00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:27,892
but that look like a bag
of Skittles on your head.
527
00:23:27,894 --> 00:23:30,028
Not helping. Dude, come on.
528
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,813
You can't blow off Mandela Night.
529
00:23:31,815 --> 00:23:34,065
I'm not blowing it off.
I'm choosing to honor
530
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:37,485
Mr. Mandela in a way of my
own at a time of my choosing.
531
00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:40,655
Yeah, it's like when Prince decided
not to sing on "We Are the World."
532
00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:42,707
He's gonna stomp out hunger
in his high-heeled boots,
533
00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:44,375
not pimping next to Bob Seger.
534
00:23:44,377 --> 00:23:46,995
- Bruce Springsteen.
- Same difference, Ma.
535
00:23:46,997 --> 00:23:49,247
Folks, transportation has arrived.
536
00:23:49,249 --> 00:23:51,416
I like having butlers.
537
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:54,002
I don't. You know, white people steal, too.
538
00:23:54,004 --> 00:23:57,672
Cam, you don't want to get in a
pissing contest with Jimmy Flaherty.
539
00:23:57,674 --> 00:23:58,944
How's he supposed to know how to respect me
540
00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:00,366
if I don't show him how it's done?
541
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,727
You get copies of your
bank statements, right?
542
00:24:02,729 --> 00:24:04,179
It ain't always about the money.
543
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,980
It's always about the money.
544
00:24:05,982 --> 00:24:08,233
No, you got to show people
that you can't be messed with
545
00:24:08,235 --> 00:24:09,818
so that they won't mess with you.
546
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,653
Y'all can go ahead, man. I'm good.
547
00:24:23,116 --> 00:24:24,866
This is a bad idea.
548
00:24:38,765 --> 00:24:40,598
Missy, looking great.
549
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,102
Yeah, she done went and got all Winnied up.
550
00:24:44,104 --> 00:24:46,387
Pre-murder and fraud charges.
551
00:24:46,389 --> 00:24:48,773
- Looking dapper, Jimmy.
- No, I'm not.
552
00:24:48,775 --> 00:24:51,643
I, like most men, should not
veer off fashion's main boulevard.
553
00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:53,778
But thank you for saying so. Where's Cam?
554
00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,897
He stayed home.
555
00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,565
Not feeling right.
556
00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:59,317
Sorry to hear that.
557
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:01,152
Well, thank you all for being here.
558
00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:02,570
I must mingle.
559
00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:04,289
Cheers.
560
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:07,208
He is pissed. Call Cam.
561
00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:09,661
What, make him happy that Flaherty's mad?
562
00:25:09,663 --> 00:25:11,079
Mm-mm, no. I'm gonna have a drink,
563
00:25:11,081 --> 00:25:12,881
dance with my beautiful wife,
564
00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:15,300
and be glad that the contract
Cam signed is guaranteed.
565
00:25:17,554 --> 00:25:19,137
I got to shit.
566
00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:20,838
Why do you have to announce that?
567
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,423
It's like he wants people to go with him.
568
00:25:22,425 --> 00:25:24,676
- Just go do it, Uncle Julius.
- Just go.
569
00:25:26,897 --> 00:25:28,846
And this over celebration is embarrassing.
570
00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:30,932
Put the ball in the
goal and act like it's...
571
00:25:30,934 --> 00:25:32,934
Sir, a Mr. Flaherty to see you.
572
00:25:32,936 --> 00:25:34,936
I told you, he knows who I am.
573
00:25:38,108 --> 00:25:40,358
Blowing off Mandela Night is dumb.
574
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,661
Mandela preached passive
resistance. I'm following his lead.
575
00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:46,664
Nelson Mandela was unjustly
imprisoned for 27 years.
576
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:47,718
What point you making?
577
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:50,100
That you're an ungrateful
prick upset about stupid shit?
578
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,953
My time is stupid shit?
579
00:25:51,955 --> 00:25:54,005
I'm trying to build your
franchise and bring you a title.
580
00:25:57,794 --> 00:25:59,544
Here's one of the ways that works.
581
00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:01,796
We make people think that the sport
582
00:26:01,798 --> 00:26:03,348
you're playing is worth them parting
583
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,882
with a portion of their paycheck.
584
00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:06,601
We do it through advertising and promotion
585
00:26:06,603 --> 00:26:08,102
and charitable activities.
586
00:26:08,104 --> 00:26:10,054
But one of the most
effective ways we do that
587
00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:13,391
is we show up, we shake
hands, and we say thank you.
588
00:26:13,393 --> 00:26:16,527
What I care about is the
season. Success on the floor.
589
00:26:16,529 --> 00:26:18,363
Okay, I'm not an indentured servant,
590
00:26:18,365 --> 00:26:19,647
but I'm also not an errand boy
591
00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:21,783
or a mascot in parking lot G.
592
00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:24,402
- I'm a grown-ass man.
- Is that in dispute?
593
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,704
You going bald on a nut sack or something?
594
00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:29,624
At the Bowl-A-Thon you called
me over with two fingers.
595
00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:32,410
You might as well whistled like
I'm a dog. And I'm not having it.
596
00:26:32,412 --> 00:26:35,163
Cam, look at me. I'm wearing a dashiki.
597
00:26:35,165 --> 00:26:37,632
Why? Because it's Nelson Mandela Night.
598
00:26:37,634 --> 00:26:39,834
I look ridiculous. There's a fucking hat
599
00:26:39,836 --> 00:26:41,836
that goes with it, too,
but I left that in the car.
600
00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:44,172
But the Mandela organization
asked me to wear it,
601
00:26:44,174 --> 00:26:46,174
and so here I am wearing it.
602
00:26:46,176 --> 00:26:49,177
Sometimes grown-ass men got to
do things they don't want to do.
603
00:26:49,179 --> 00:26:51,679
You called me over like this.
604
00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:54,349
Where I come from that's how you
get a person to come near you.
605
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:57,769
You wave them over with the part
of your body made for waving.
606
00:26:59,439 --> 00:27:01,239
You're treating me like a boy.
607
00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:03,324
Are you shitting me?
608
00:27:03,326 --> 00:27:06,027
Where does this idea come from
609
00:27:06,029 --> 00:27:08,196
that one man calling
another man across the room
610
00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:10,865
miniaturizes one of
those people into a boy?
611
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:14,285
This means I've got some
good shit for you to hear.
612
00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:16,421
This is where the good shit starts.
613
00:27:16,423 --> 00:27:18,089
No, not from where I'm standing.
614
00:27:18,091 --> 00:27:20,925
I wanted to introduce you
to a season ticket holder
615
00:27:20,927 --> 00:27:23,344
who beat cancer by sticking
to your workout regimen
616
00:27:23,346 --> 00:27:25,296
that he read about in "Sports Illustrated."
617
00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:27,849
For fuck's sake. The music was blaring.
618
00:27:27,851 --> 00:27:30,134
Bowling pins are getting
knocked down left and right.
619
00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:33,388
That room was a shit show of
sound with a bunch of drunks.
620
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:36,140
But there were a lot of people
there I wanted you to meet.
621
00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:38,893
People who can expand your
business off the court.
622
00:27:38,895 --> 00:27:40,895
I know what you aspire to.
623
00:27:40,897 --> 00:27:42,480
I believe in you.
624
00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:45,316
I believe in your talent.
I'm paying you like I do.
625
00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:48,236
But if you're gonna treat me
like I'm just some asshole owner
626
00:27:48,238 --> 00:27:51,656
out to inconvenience you,
I'll find you another team.
627
00:27:51,658 --> 00:27:53,908
You need some more
security at these events.
628
00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:55,993
Those people were all over me.
629
00:27:55,995 --> 00:27:59,630
One night a year, the folks who
buy the tickets that pay your salary
630
00:27:59,632 --> 00:28:01,416
have a right to be all over you.
631
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,668
See, do you see what
you're doing right there?
632
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,387
You're trying to teach me.
You're trying to school me.
633
00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:09,424
Talk to me, not at me.
634
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,926
I'm a grown-ass man.
635
00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:21,185
I will consider your personal time.
636
00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:24,522
But if we're gonna make
this a worthy experience,
637
00:28:24,524 --> 00:28:26,908
titles or not, you got to do two things.
638
00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:29,660
One, drastically limit what annoys you.
639
00:28:29,662 --> 00:28:33,581
And two, stop saying things
like "I'm a grown-ass man."
640
00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:37,168
All it does is tell people you're not.
641
00:28:42,258 --> 00:28:44,926
Tonight the team is honoring a great man
642
00:28:44,928 --> 00:28:48,513
and raising awareness for causes
that help people in Africa.
643
00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:50,298
Apparently there's still
some problems over there.
644
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:53,217
I would like my star player in attendance.
645
00:28:53,219 --> 00:28:56,020
If you choose to stay home,
646
00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:58,306
so be it.
647
00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,053
Mandela liked the Carpenters?
648
00:29:29,055 --> 00:29:31,005
Hell, everybody like the carpenters.
649
00:29:31,007 --> 00:29:32,723
Who you think built your house?
650
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,344
Kids sound great.
651
00:29:36,346 --> 00:29:38,596
Sorry about the song choice.
652
00:29:38,598 --> 00:29:40,815
The chorus choice.
653
00:29:42,685 --> 00:29:44,769
And the Mandela painting.
654
00:29:44,771 --> 00:29:47,071
I've been trying not to micromanage.
655
00:29:47,073 --> 00:29:48,990
Now you see why I have to.
656
00:29:48,992 --> 00:29:50,691
You can leave any time.
657
00:29:52,695 --> 00:29:55,329
After the chorus.
658
00:30:20,056 --> 00:30:29,730
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659
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
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