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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,112 Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Calloway! 2 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,230 I just want to thank Mr. Jimmy Flaherty 3 00:00:16,238 --> 00:00:18,013 for bringing me to Atlanta! 4 00:00:18,029 --> 00:00:19,197 There's four people 5 00:00:19,205 --> 00:00:21,653 that I and they were 6 00:00:21,669 --> 00:00:24,142 worthy of a big-time dream. 7 00:00:24,146 --> 00:00:26,345 Those people that believed in me are my family. 8 00:00:30,435 --> 00:00:32,602 You got big new money now, Cam. 9 00:00:32,604 --> 00:00:34,487 It is not your fault that the world is the way it is 10 00:00:34,489 --> 00:00:36,572 or that where we left ain't paradise. 11 00:00:36,574 --> 00:00:39,275 - I'm just a basketball player. - Not anymore. 12 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:41,110 Right now, we new money. 13 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:43,329 Going with Da Chen Bao sets this family up 14 00:00:43,331 --> 00:00:45,331 so that one day we will have old money. 15 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:48,284 Bottom line, you got to give back. 16 00:00:48,286 --> 00:00:50,753 How does it feel kicking the world's ass like that? 17 00:00:50,755 --> 00:00:52,922 Oh, the world had it coming. 18 00:01:03,101 --> 00:01:05,134 Home, sweet home. 19 00:01:05,136 --> 00:01:08,805 Look at it. Calloway Castle. 20 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:12,058 Yes, yes, yes. 21 00:01:57,355 --> 00:01:59,739 Them haters said I'd fail. 22 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:02,358 What haters? Plenty of folks believed in you. 23 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,243 - Not just these fools. - Yeah, true. 24 00:02:04,245 --> 00:02:05,995 You know, that just what it seems like I'd say 25 00:02:05,997 --> 00:02:07,830 if this were a movie or something. 26 00:02:07,832 --> 00:02:10,416 'Cause right now it kind of feels like we live in a movie. 27 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:12,168 No, no, no, no. If this was a movie, 28 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:14,036 right about now one of us would be getting shot. 29 00:02:14,038 --> 00:02:15,872 Right? You know I'm telling the truth, too. 30 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:19,792 What the hell? 31 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:22,962 Oh, my God. 32 00:02:22,964 --> 00:02:24,964 Julius shot a moose. 33 00:02:24,966 --> 00:02:27,266 Hey, he was charging us. 34 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:29,385 It was not. He murdered it. 35 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:31,270 It ain't murder if you eat it. 36 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:33,222 I ain't eating no damn moose meat. 37 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:34,724 That ain't no moose, Ma. That's a deer. 38 00:02:34,726 --> 00:02:36,275 Even worse. I ain't eating Bambi. 39 00:02:36,277 --> 00:02:37,977 Well, we can mount it and make a rug. 40 00:02:37,979 --> 00:02:39,395 Where the hell you get a gun, Uncle Julius? 41 00:02:39,397 --> 00:02:40,613 Bass Pro Shop. 42 00:02:40,615 --> 00:02:41,948 What on earth for? 43 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,733 They have low prices guaranteed. 44 00:02:43,735 --> 00:02:45,818 Look, this is Buckhead. This ain't the forest. 45 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:47,537 Why you think they call it Buckhead? 46 00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:49,071 'Cause you shooting bucks in the head. 47 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:50,740 I think you got this one in the abdomen. 48 00:02:50,742 --> 00:02:52,542 - You can't shoot out here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:52,544 --> 00:02:54,744 Well, I'm not catching Lame's disease. 50 00:02:54,746 --> 00:02:56,078 It's Lyme's disease. 51 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,547 He's still breathing. 52 00:02:58,716 --> 00:02:59,749 He keeps doing it. 53 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:01,334 Does this house have a grill? 54 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:03,002 - Oh, my God. - Give me the gun. 55 00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:04,220 - You ain't got no license. - Come on. Come on. 56 00:03:10,812 --> 00:03:12,812 I can't believe you shot Bambi. 57 00:03:12,814 --> 00:03:15,481 Yeah, we in the dirty South. We got to do what dirty Southerns do. 58 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:18,484 Cam, just think. If I hadn't accidentally launched that lawn chair 59 00:03:18,486 --> 00:03:21,604 off your roof deck, your condo association would have never kicked us out 60 00:03:21,606 --> 00:03:23,940 and we would have never moved here to Calloway Castle. 61 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:26,108 You need to think on how lucky you are 62 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,945 nobody was barbecuing 30 floors below 63 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:32,114 and your home is here, not the Georgia damn State Pen. 64 00:03:32,116 --> 00:03:34,667 - You're right, Ma. - Family, take it in. 65 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:37,036 These are the good days that we dreamt about. 66 00:03:37,038 --> 00:03:39,505 This is where we supposed to be together. 67 00:03:39,507 --> 00:03:42,625 - Yeah. - Together, but enough square footage to isolate. 68 00:03:42,627 --> 00:03:43,960 And never have to share a shitter. 69 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,128 Thems that shit apart stick together. 70 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,880 Well, my shit smell like fresh bread 71 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:49,632 and I know y'all gonna miss it. 72 00:03:49,634 --> 00:03:52,301 Well, you fools fight over bathrooms. 73 00:03:52,303 --> 00:03:53,034 I'm going home to change. 74 00:03:53,035 --> 00:03:55,579 Cam, Flaherty's Bowl-A-Thon starts at 5:00. Let's go. 75 00:03:55,593 --> 00:03:57,306 Bowling? That's that shit I don't like. 76 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:59,141 I like any game where the black things 77 00:03:59,143 --> 00:04:02,278 knock down the white things and we get points for it. 78 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,613 Racist, yet honest. 79 00:04:03,615 --> 00:04:05,448 Why don't you go for me, Uncle J? 80 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,366 Cam, you're going, okay? 81 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:09,535 It's Flaherty's party for the luxury box owners. 82 00:04:09,537 --> 00:04:12,705 Well, I'm a player, not a box owner, man. Get me out of it, Reg. 83 00:04:12,707 --> 00:04:14,957 I will. 48 minutes after you show. 84 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,659 Bowling's fun for everyone. 85 00:04:18,046 --> 00:04:20,129 Sorry, I tried. 86 00:04:20,131 --> 00:04:21,831 It's a mandatory team event. 87 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:23,883 You don't go, you get fined. You know this. 88 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:25,584 Work your magic, Reg. 89 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:26,919 Abraca-fucking-dabra. 90 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,921 I just kept 50K in your bank account. 91 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,840 Flaherty fines Cam 50K 92 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:32,758 for not bowling with some douchebags? 93 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,344 Luxury box-owning douchebags. 94 00:04:35,346 --> 00:04:38,230 Those douchebags help pay these bills. 95 00:04:38,232 --> 00:04:40,182 Look at Missy riffing on douchebags. 96 00:04:40,184 --> 00:04:42,018 I'm not immune to osmosis. 97 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,686 Oh, come on, baby. Be grateful and go. 98 00:04:43,688 --> 00:04:45,738 Ma, I ooze gratitude. 99 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,523 But the season's about to start. 100 00:04:47,525 --> 00:04:49,742 I had a massive preseason. Why? 101 00:04:49,744 --> 00:04:51,694 Rest and focus. Bowling is neither. 102 00:04:51,696 --> 00:04:54,196 It hurts your back. The scoring is confusing as shit. 103 00:04:54,198 --> 00:04:55,531 Just tell Flaherty I'm sick. 104 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,866 We don't lie anymore, remember? 105 00:04:56,868 --> 00:04:58,534 That's in our mission statement. 106 00:04:58,536 --> 00:05:00,836 See, baby steps. You know I'm proud of both of you. 107 00:05:00,838 --> 00:05:03,839 Can't we put a few stock lies back on the table, make life a little easier? 108 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:06,125 Tell Flaherty you got AIDS. 109 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:09,045 - What? - Yeah, he ain't risking AIDS. 110 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,846 Bowl-A-Thon, not Fuck-A-Thon, Uncle J. 111 00:05:10,848 --> 00:05:12,798 How's Flaherty catching AIDS from Cam? 112 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,017 HIV is the thing you catch. 113 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:18,304 Maybe Flaherty got AIDS and he's trying to find a fuck companion. 114 00:05:18,306 --> 00:05:20,222 Yeah, he needs a partner. 115 00:05:20,224 --> 00:05:22,358 Don't you be drinking no drinks with Jimmy Flaherty. 116 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,778 Every event that we attend, we build favor equity with Flaherty. 117 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,146 His reach is far beyond basketball. 118 00:05:27,148 --> 00:05:28,814 We want to tap into that reach. 119 00:05:28,816 --> 00:05:30,900 As the head of your public relations, the man is right. 120 00:05:30,902 --> 00:05:32,568 Just go and relate to the public. 121 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:34,787 Give Flaherty his reach-around and then you can leave. 122 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:37,490 Cam, you mind if I get rid of this lawn decoration 123 00:05:37,492 --> 00:05:39,408 that the previous owners left behind? 124 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:41,794 Uh-uh, that might be worth some money. 125 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:43,329 Ooh! Shit. 126 00:05:43,331 --> 00:05:45,131 Even the more reason to smash it. 127 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:46,966 You can't be throwing shit around. Missy, you are gangster. 128 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:48,250 I wanna do it. 129 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,586 Yo. 130 00:05:50,588 --> 00:05:53,422 Reg, you know, the more that I'm around her, 131 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:55,674 the more that I like her. 132 00:05:55,676 --> 00:05:58,427 And not to be inappropriate, 133 00:05:58,429 --> 00:06:01,847 but I'll bet she wears you out. Mm-mm-mm. 134 00:06:01,849 --> 00:06:04,517 Okay, the mm-mm-mm, that's pushing it. 135 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:05,935 Okay, I did too much on that. 136 00:06:05,937 --> 00:06:07,436 You did. Here we go. Baby, we got to go. 137 00:06:07,438 --> 00:06:08,738 Okay, y'all get that shit on in the house. 138 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:09,989 Come on, get somebody. Get moving. 139 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:11,440 Missy gotta clean this shit up. 140 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:21,751 - Jeff Heisner. I own Heisner Paper. - Hi. 141 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:25,037 Look, I just spent way too much on a couple of luxury boxes, 142 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:26,956 so you don't suck this year, huh? 143 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,874 That's the plan, not sucking. 144 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,342 Yeah, good, good. 145 00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:37,349 Hey, Reggie. Talk to me, pal. 146 00:06:37,351 --> 00:06:39,769 Oh, Jimmy, your hugs break ribs. 147 00:06:39,771 --> 00:06:40,886 Imagine if we were fucking. 148 00:06:40,888 --> 00:06:42,555 Oh, not a day goes by. 149 00:06:42,557 --> 00:06:44,390 Thanks for being here. 150 00:06:44,392 --> 00:06:45,641 I know this is kind of corny. 151 00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:47,226 Nah, I mean, it's bowling, you know. 152 00:06:47,228 --> 00:06:48,811 It's a lot of shit, but it's fun, yeah. 153 00:06:48,813 --> 00:06:50,729 Well, this is how we start winning the heart. 154 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:53,649 - It's our year, pal. - From your lips to God's ears, huh? 155 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:55,985 God has done you, Cam, and me pretty good. 156 00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:58,070 What we do with the rest is up to us. 157 00:06:58,072 --> 00:06:59,655 Hey, I want you to meet someone. 158 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:01,123 Mickey! 159 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:15,087 Excuse me. Do you mind taking a picture with my kids? 160 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:17,890 - Absolutely, man. - Can you lift this one up? 161 00:07:17,892 --> 00:07:19,508 Not too fast. He's been throwing up. 162 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,393 All right. 163 00:07:21,395 --> 00:07:23,479 Noah, put your arm on the man. 164 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:26,682 Buddy, if you get sick, just swallow it, yeah? 165 00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:29,735 All right, one, two... 166 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,188 Thank you, Malcolm. 167 00:07:34,692 --> 00:07:37,193 My sister Barbara loves you. 168 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,945 Will you tell her to stop doing heroin? 169 00:07:39,947 --> 00:07:42,531 Um, hey, Barbara. 170 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,200 Babs. And it's a message. 171 00:07:49,874 --> 00:07:52,424 What's that shirt made out of? 172 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:54,710 Mm, what are you made out of? 173 00:07:56,631 --> 00:07:59,465 I got a massage business. 174 00:08:04,939 --> 00:08:07,523 Yeah, win, lose, it's all bread and circuses, right? 175 00:08:07,525 --> 00:08:09,558 Doesn't matter in the big scheme. 176 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,777 - You know what does matter? - Family. 177 00:08:11,779 --> 00:08:13,779 Numbing the pain of existence. 178 00:08:13,781 --> 00:08:15,948 Stay strong, Babs. You can do it. 179 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:18,868 I mean, do not do... don't do heroin. 180 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:20,786 I left my pain back in Boston. 181 00:08:20,788 --> 00:08:22,621 Hell, you give Atlanta time, 182 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,740 it'll disappoint you in ways you can't even imagine. 183 00:08:24,742 --> 00:08:26,242 You're loved. 184 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,244 Bottoms up. 185 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,662 Your sister loves you. 186 00:08:29,664 --> 00:08:31,630 Heroin has ruined your life. 187 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:33,299 Thanks, but I got practice. 188 00:08:33,301 --> 00:08:35,885 I don't want to pass judgment. 189 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:39,353 Her teeth are really fucked up. 190 00:08:39,423 --> 00:08:40,639 Work on your free throws. 191 00:08:43,427 --> 00:08:46,095 - Hey, 48 minutes? - Look, I'm sorry, okay? 192 00:08:46,097 --> 00:08:47,646 Look, I got through talking to the head of Coke. 193 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:49,265 Man, I'm just trying to expand your empire, okay? 194 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,066 Yo, stop chatting and start expanding 195 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:52,568 this force field around me. 196 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:54,353 I'm like a donkey at a petting zoo, man. 197 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:56,605 Hey, hey, look around, okay? Look around, man. 198 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,490 Your presence is bringing people joy, Cam. 199 00:08:58,492 --> 00:09:01,193 All right? This is part of the dream. Just breathe it in. 200 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,829 I'm breathing it in. It smells like drunk white people. 201 00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:06,916 Man, bullshit. White people only smell when they're wet. 202 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:08,551 You're supposed to be here so that I can be here 203 00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:09,852 without actually being here. 204 00:09:10,037 --> 00:09:12,288 And when you're not here, everybody else here 205 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,457 is here right next to me asking me to do a bunch of things 206 00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:17,343 that a grown-ass man should not be asked to do. 207 00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:19,628 - All right. - Give me a ride to the potty. 208 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,631 Will you get this hobbit off me before I bowl her for a strike? 209 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:23,452 All right, listen, ma'am, 210 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:24,970 Cam don't want to start the season with back problems. 211 00:09:25,019 --> 00:09:26,885 - Are you calling me fat? - I'm not calling you fat. 212 00:09:26,887 --> 00:09:28,044 Are you a fat shamer? 213 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:30,245 You know how many season tickets my daddy buys? 214 00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:32,775 - Eat me. - Okay, now, now. There's no need... 215 00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:35,561 I've been overserved. But seriously though, 216 00:09:35,563 --> 00:09:37,112 I loved your first press conference. 217 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:38,197 It was very articulate. 218 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,533 Look at Flaherty summoning me. 219 00:09:43,955 --> 00:09:45,821 No, man, he's just having fun hosting. One second. 220 00:09:45,823 --> 00:09:47,656 - I'm out of here. - No, no, no, no. Cam, Cam, Cam. 221 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:53,379 I'm gonna put a carrot in each one of these daiquiris 222 00:09:53,381 --> 00:09:56,415 so I can boost my vision so I know what I'm walking into. 223 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:58,917 Hey, you bring us a gift bag? 224 00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:01,170 Yeah, this gigantic gift house. 225 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,504 Yeah, you must have ate some shrimp. 226 00:10:02,506 --> 00:10:04,056 You know that shrimp makes him grumpy. 227 00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:05,257 Flaherty is texting me... 228 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:07,092 "Is everything okay with Cam?" 229 00:10:07,094 --> 00:10:09,678 Oh, it is now 'cause I'm here and not there. 230 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,514 - He fucked me. - Flaherty roofied you for real? 231 00:10:12,516 --> 00:10:14,350 - What? - You don't remember? 232 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,568 Don't wash your underwear. The DNA is in there. 233 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:18,404 No, he only fucked with my time. 234 00:10:18,406 --> 00:10:20,406 I did my clown act for two hours. 235 00:10:20,408 --> 00:10:21,607 I got two words for you. 236 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:23,909 Contractual obligation. 237 00:10:23,911 --> 00:10:27,029 I got three words for you. Grown-ass man. 238 00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:29,198 That's two words, baby. Grown-ass is hyphenated. 239 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,867 - Bad form to blow off your owner. - Amen. 240 00:10:31,869 --> 00:10:33,410 He called me over with two fingers 241 00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:35,564 like I was that lawn darkie that Missy smashed. 242 00:10:35,639 --> 00:10:37,172 Jockey, not darkie. 243 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:38,424 He's not my owner. 244 00:10:38,426 --> 00:10:40,376 Dogs have owners, okay? He owns a team. 245 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,378 And your contract which requires you 246 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,381 to appear at 25 events per calendar year. This we agreed to. 247 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,883 Because I agreed to something doesn't mean that he can make me 248 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:50,052 do other things at those things. 249 00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:52,604 My contract does not say stay to the end. 250 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:55,891 - I appeared and then I disappeared. - No, you snubbed him. 251 00:10:55,893 --> 00:10:58,227 If you'd just disappeared, that would have been kind of cool. 252 00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,728 Yeah, it would have been a dope Vine. 253 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,313 I really like that Houdini shit. 254 00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,699 Old Cam was running away from the plantation. 255 00:11:03,701 --> 00:11:05,067 It's Nat Turner time. 256 00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:07,119 Ease up on the rum, Julius. 257 00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,121 Hey, our ancestors was bartered for rum. 258 00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:10,989 I thought you say you don't eat nothing 259 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:13,325 - our ancestors were bartered for. - Drinking ain't eating. 260 00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,244 Flaherty's a man same as me. 261 00:11:15,246 --> 00:11:17,079 If he expects me to do all this extra stuff, 262 00:11:17,081 --> 00:11:20,582 then he best learn to start treating me like a grown-ass man. 263 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:22,334 Uncle J, you unpack that Xbox? 264 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:26,138 Who loves you the most? Follow he. 265 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,340 Texting Flaherty you got the runs. 266 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:31,510 Wouldn't that lie shit in the face of your new mission statement? 267 00:11:31,512 --> 00:11:34,813 Actually, text Flaherty that he disrespected me. 268 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:37,433 Let's get out of the past, okay? Get some rest. 269 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,601 You got a ball signing after practice tomorrow. 270 00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:41,653 - Course I do. - Ball signing? 271 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,238 What's Friday, shaft stroking? 272 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,325 - Nelson Mandela Night. - Man, fuck Nelson Mandela. 273 00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:48,944 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Yo! What's wrong with you? 274 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,946 Man, you done lost your rabid-ass mind. 275 00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,498 No, I said it. I'm owning it. 276 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083 My job is playing hoop. 277 00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:55,667 And if Flaherty wants me focused on that job, 278 00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:57,920 remind him the season starts next week. 279 00:11:57,922 --> 00:12:00,122 Let's roll, Unc. 280 00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,924 Let's build that beach house on Minecraft. 281 00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:08,630 Charles, your new salon is on fleet. 282 00:12:08,632 --> 00:12:10,849 It's fleek, Ma, with a K. 283 00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,768 Well, that's not how I say it. 284 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,520 Anybody want a hit of this peach schnapps? 285 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,889 - I just had a Valium. I'm good. - Missy? 286 00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:19,892 Better to be buzzed before that creamy crack hits your scalp. 287 00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:22,227 I'll suffer through it like I've done my whole life. 288 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:24,196 One of these days I'll get the courage 289 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:26,365 to just chop it all off and start fresh. 290 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,400 It sounds courageous, looks stupid. 291 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:30,486 Plenty of sisters are transitioning. 292 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,871 Yeah, they go from looking like a woman to looking like a man. 293 00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:35,040 I mean, it's the 21st century. Fuck the Afro. 294 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,075 Every bitch cuts her hair, thinks she's gonna look like Lupita. 295 00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:40,496 Most of them end up looking like Laurence Fishburne with tits. 296 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,832 Chenika transitioned. She doesn't look like Laurence Fishburne. 297 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,334 The exception, not the rule. 298 00:12:45,336 --> 00:12:47,803 - Aw, thanks, boo. - Thank you. 299 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:50,005 You know what seems stupid... no offense... 300 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:51,840 is sitting in a salon year after year 301 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:55,177 forcing our hair into something that goes against who we are. 302 00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,845 You saying I don't make a good blonde? 303 00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,514 I'm saying that I wouldn't mind 304 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,065 looking like Chenika here. 305 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,484 An amazing, proud, natural woman. 306 00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:05,020 Look at that hair. It's stunning. 307 00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:08,106 Oh, stop. No, keep going. 308 00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:10,359 Chenika, how long you been rocking Mother Nature's bush up there? 309 00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:12,661 Buzzed it last Christmas and never looked back. 310 00:13:12,663 --> 00:13:15,447 - How long before you looked in the mirror? - A week. 311 00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:17,666 And how many nights have you cried yourself to sleep? 312 00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,751 - 42. - Mm-hmm. 313 00:13:19,753 --> 00:13:21,703 Shit, that's Jackie Robinson's number. 314 00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:24,039 Missy, Jackie is speaking to you. 315 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,874 He is telling you to be a barrier breaker. 316 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,960 To throw out that creamy crack and start fresh. 317 00:13:27,962 --> 00:13:30,045 Cry yourself to sleep for 42 nights. 318 00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:31,380 You got wig money. 319 00:13:31,382 --> 00:13:32,931 Mm, I'm burning. 320 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,551 Charles, wash me out! 321 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,885 It ain't funny. 322 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:39,721 Charles, hurry up! 323 00:13:39,723 --> 00:13:41,306 Welcome aboard, Todd. 324 00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:42,774 Appreciate the job, sir. 325 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,060 - Ah, please, call me Reggie. - I prefer sir. 326 00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,779 Role as house manager is service and respect. 327 00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:49,898 Yeah, but "sir," it just sounds kind of sarcastic. 328 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,401 Unintentionally. The use of the address sir 329 00:13:52,403 --> 00:13:54,236 reminds me that I'm not in your family nor a friend. 330 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:56,238 I'm in your employ and the employ of your cousin. 331 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,240 My job, alleviate your pressures 332 00:13:58,242 --> 00:14:00,042 and ensure the property runs smoothly. 333 00:14:00,044 --> 00:14:01,743 My ideal profile, low. 334 00:14:01,745 --> 00:14:03,879 Quietly in the background where I belong. 335 00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:06,081 All right, all right. 336 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,134 Well, listen, you know, my cousin, he just, he needs assurances 337 00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:11,670 that the security system works, the cars are taken care of, 338 00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:14,423 the lawn don't grow, and that the housekeeper keeps the house. 339 00:14:14,425 --> 00:14:16,975 So on and so forth so he can just focus on playing basketball. 340 00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:19,011 - I'm at your service, sir. - All right. 341 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,979 Coke is courting us. 342 00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:23,482 Let this be the only Coke comes in the house. 343 00:14:25,402 --> 00:14:27,436 Nothing? 344 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,154 Okay. 345 00:14:31,025 --> 00:14:33,775 - Unc, wake up, man. It's time to go. - What? 346 00:14:35,112 --> 00:14:37,029 Uh, Mr. Calloway. 347 00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,031 We have another table of balls. 348 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,283 Just 25 more, we'll release you. 349 00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:44,002 Release me? You the prison warden? 350 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:45,199 We give these to charities. 351 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,914 Can you just sign a few more, please? I'm so sorry. 352 00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,625 I'll sign one more. 353 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,461 I've got a big day. Lots of things to do. 354 00:14:52,463 --> 00:14:55,797 Lots of game-related stuff to do that if I don't do well 355 00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,883 won't make anyone want a ball signed by me. 356 00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:06,108 You got a lid for this? 357 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,963 Baby, what happened? 358 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,582 Who did this to you? Did you call the police? 359 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,834 No one did it to me. 360 00:15:32,836 --> 00:15:34,886 I went to the salon 361 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:37,339 and I had it all cut off. 362 00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:39,391 What? 363 00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:42,010 Why? 364 00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:46,431 I'm sick of forcing myself to accept another ethnicity's ideal. 365 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,899 Did M-Chuck make you do this? 366 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,352 I just wanted to start fresh. 367 00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:52,821 Be the me I'm supposed to be. 368 00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:00,195 How bad does it look? 369 00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:02,864 Well, you're crying, so 370 00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:04,032 you know the answer. 371 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:13,041 It'll grow back, right? 372 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:16,211 Yes. Yes, baby. 373 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:24,052 Wow. 374 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:27,305 I can see your scalp. 375 00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,890 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 376 00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:31,059 I'm sorry I said that. I'm sorry. 377 00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:45,957 Yo, this is my parking spot. 378 00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,077 Appears to now be a handicapped spot. 379 00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,662 Yesterday it was not. 380 00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:54,132 It is autumn. Change is everywhere. 381 00:16:54,134 --> 00:16:56,418 There's handicapped spots right there. 382 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,086 Yes, filled with a car. 383 00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:00,422 Every day the world makes more cripples. 384 00:17:00,424 --> 00:17:02,641 Garages must keep pace. 385 00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:05,644 But how does my spot turn handi spot? 386 00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:07,512 They take blue paint and paint it. 387 00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:09,731 Okay, I got practice. 388 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,401 I'm gonna park here in what was just my spot yesterday. 389 00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:15,987 Yes, sir, no problem, but do you have a handicapped placard? 390 00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:18,323 Uh, no, not yet. But I will. 391 00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,909 And whoever made this a handicapped spot, they will, too. 392 00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:23,412 Ah, then this new spot 393 00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:26,665 is probably in anticipation of that very moment. 394 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,534 You know what, let's reboot. I'm Cam. 395 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:32,037 Yes, each day you walk by 396 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:34,873 without removing your headphones. I'm Abeo. 397 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,459 - Cool accent, Abeo. Where you from? - Nigeria. 398 00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:41,012 Where one follows the rules or life gets very sad. 399 00:17:41,014 --> 00:17:44,049 Well, here in America, when random rules are changed without warning, 400 00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:46,301 we ignore them with a thing called a protest. 401 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:49,721 Parking here is my protest. Excuse me. 402 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,807 I admire your activism. 403 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:55,143 In Nigeria, I would now be ordered to shoot you. 404 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,647 But we're in America, so have a nice day. 405 00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:04,152 Call Reggie. 406 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,975 Flaherty changed my parking spot. 407 00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:29,177 Okay, surprise visit. How was practice? 408 00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:31,229 Shitty! You got to get in Flaherty's face. 409 00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:33,398 Okay, some things are house calls, some things are phone calls. 410 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,267 I called you before I went into practice. You never called me back. 411 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:37,235 - No, I texted you. - Yeah, you say, "Hit me back." 412 00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,488 I'm hitting you back in person. I need some water. 413 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,907 Okay, look, how you doing today, man? You good? 414 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:44,943 Look, Flaherty knows that this is gonna fucking piss me off. 415 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:47,028 And, you know, he's wanting me to do something stupid 416 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,581 like skip practice just so he can fucking fine me. 417 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,950 Okay, dude, come on now. You dreamed to be a star. 418 00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:54,753 You're the star with all the shit thereto appertaining. 419 00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:57,706 Focus on that. Don't sweat Flaherty doing Flaherty shit. 420 00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,091 - That's what they do. That's owners. - Reg! Reg! 421 00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:02,127 - What? - You know me. He doesn't know me. 422 00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:04,045 He does not know how hard that I work. 423 00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,463 Okay, we're on the move again. 424 00:19:05,465 --> 00:19:07,432 And you know what? Now I'm worked up. 425 00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:09,384 Now you're the guy who once we signed this big contract, 426 00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,803 you compared us to survivors of a shipwreck 427 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,855 obligated to help everybody we know 428 00:19:13,857 --> 00:19:16,141 to pay back the universe for all of our hard-earned blessings. 429 00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:19,060 You remember that? Now I'm trying to reconcile that guy with this guy. 430 00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:20,946 - That is not this. - That is this. 431 00:19:20,948 --> 00:19:23,031 And this is that. And you got to choose your battles. 432 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,617 Only a moron marches into war over a parking spot. 433 00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:26,526 - Oh, you calling me a moron? - No, 434 00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:28,054 I'm saying you're making nothing into something. 435 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:30,655 Reg, I'm here at this point in my life because I made nothing into something. 436 00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:33,325 - Oh, Cam, come the fuck on. - I'm here because I threaded the needle. 437 00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:36,494 I am 6'2", 175 pounds, playing pro ball. 438 00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:38,079 That doesn't happen without hard work 439 00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:39,414 and the force of my will. 440 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,333 I got to work harder than others. 441 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:44,302 Okay, look, just... just sleep on it. Let me get into it. 442 00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:46,171 No, man, I don't want to fucking sleep on it! 443 00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:48,089 I'd rather just sleep. 444 00:19:48,091 --> 00:19:50,508 Get some good night rest like I've been trying to do 445 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,594 to get up to work out, to work hard, 446 00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:54,846 do shit that motherfuckers like me don't do. 447 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,815 Fucking yoga and Pilates. 448 00:19:56,817 --> 00:20:00,151 So I can lift weights, watch film, work on my free throws. 449 00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:01,937 Shit that's gonna make me better for the season. 450 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,488 Flaherty knows all of that. 451 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,941 Flaherty thinks every hour is his hour. 452 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,994 It's not. I've got to fill my hours with real work. 453 00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:11,663 Hard work is the only thing that keeping me from fucking this whole thing up 454 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,665 and going back to being a nobody. 455 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,117 Cam, you make too much money now to ever be a nobody again. 456 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,669 No, money doesn't make you somebody. 457 00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,621 Being somebody makes you somebody. 458 00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:21,289 Set his ass straight. 459 00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,509 Okay. That's it? 460 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:26,294 Great to see you. Safe home. 461 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,715 Players say there's a dead spot right here. 462 00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,133 Will you look into that for me, please? 463 00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:33,685 And do something about this. 464 00:20:33,687 --> 00:20:36,137 We're selling basketball, not Brawny paper towels. 465 00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:38,306 You changed his parking spot? 466 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:40,775 Oh, I got your cousin's attention. 467 00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,978 Couldn't get it the other night. 468 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,731 Couldn't get it yesterday when he signed this "indentured servant." 469 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:55,790 Okay, Jimmy, Cam's focus is winning on the court. 470 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,376 Okay? Taking your team to that next level. 471 00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:00,045 That's his main obligation. 472 00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,663 Your cousin has other obligations. 473 00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:04,582 Obligations outlined in the contract you negotiated. 474 00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,835 The truth? They were left a little vague. 475 00:21:06,837 --> 00:21:08,169 He's embarrassing himself. 476 00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,055 But worse, he's embarrassing me. 477 00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:12,257 Does he even know what an indentured servant is? 478 00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:14,092 Oh, he crushed his verbal SAT. 479 00:21:14,094 --> 00:21:16,061 Well, then let's conjure up the spirits 480 00:21:16,063 --> 00:21:19,564 of some indentured servants who worked for squat for seven to 10 years 481 00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:22,684 to repay the cost of a disease-ridden transatlantic boat ride. 482 00:21:22,686 --> 00:21:24,686 The Irish brethren of my forebearers. 483 00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:26,738 Oh, you don't want to compare disease-ridden 484 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,189 transatlantic boat rides with me. 485 00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:30,358 Only seven to 10 before freedom? 486 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,361 Sounds like your Irish bros got off better than my African ones. 487 00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:36,197 Mine got... oh, right, zero till lynched. 488 00:21:36,199 --> 00:21:39,034 Not all of them got lynched. Plenty got shot for no reason. 489 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,785 Diane. 490 00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:43,872 Reggie, this is Diane, my new assistant. 491 00:21:43,874 --> 00:21:46,758 Diane, Reggie's cousin is the indentured servant 492 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,011 who parked his Aston Martin in your handicapped spot. 493 00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:52,847 - I apologize for my cousin. - Common occurrence. 494 00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:55,100 Diane, get on Amazon Prime and order me a Ouija board. 495 00:21:55,102 --> 00:21:57,886 Reggie and I are gonna conjure up the ghosts of some indentured servants. 496 00:21:57,888 --> 00:22:00,555 - Right away. - Get one of those drones to fly it down here today. 497 00:22:00,557 --> 00:22:02,941 Listen, any conjuring of ghosts will only serve 498 00:22:02,943 --> 00:22:05,226 to freak me the fuck out. I don't like ghosts. 499 00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:07,529 Yet your cousin seems to be impersonating one 500 00:22:07,531 --> 00:22:10,065 every time he's got an off-court obligation. 501 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,317 I'm now showing you both a shit ton of respect 502 00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:14,736 because I retain the hope that all those smiley, happy things 503 00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:17,572 we said to each other when Cam signed here are still possible. 504 00:22:17,574 --> 00:22:19,124 He brought me his problem. 505 00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:21,126 I'm bringing it to you. Let's fix it. 506 00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:24,129 I'm fixing it by telling you to get your cousin set straight. 507 00:22:24,131 --> 00:22:26,414 Stop making your problems my problems. 508 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,083 You guys are showing me right now 509 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,834 you're not the kind of men I thought you were. 510 00:22:29,836 --> 00:22:32,137 I thought you were givers. Seems to me you're just takers. 511 00:22:32,139 --> 00:22:34,756 You should have called me before you changed his parking spot. 512 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:36,341 You shouldn't tell me how to run my business 513 00:22:36,343 --> 00:22:37,926 when I'm paying Cam a fuck ton. 514 00:22:37,928 --> 00:22:39,644 That's right, I used shit ton and fuck ton 515 00:22:39,646 --> 00:22:41,179 within 30 seconds of each other. 516 00:22:41,181 --> 00:22:43,598 I'm like that. Unpredictable when provoked. 517 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,767 Maybe you should go into law enforcement. 518 00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:51,439 Friday is Nelson Mandela Night. 519 00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:54,075 I expect Cam to be there representing the team 520 00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:56,111 and paying respects to Nelson Mandela. 521 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:59,280 I can't make any promises. 522 00:22:59,282 --> 00:23:01,833 Hey, Reggie, 523 00:23:01,835 --> 00:23:04,919 Cam doesn't want to get in a pissing contest with me. 524 00:23:04,921 --> 00:23:08,039 I'm the most hydrated man you know. 525 00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,690 You know, no offense, 526 00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:27,892 but that look like a bag of Skittles on your head. 527 00:23:27,894 --> 00:23:30,028 Not helping. Dude, come on. 528 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,813 You can't blow off Mandela Night. 529 00:23:31,815 --> 00:23:34,065 I'm not blowing it off. I'm choosing to honor 530 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:37,485 Mr. Mandela in a way of my own at a time of my choosing. 531 00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:40,655 Yeah, it's like when Prince decided not to sing on "We Are the World." 532 00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:42,707 He's gonna stomp out hunger in his high-heeled boots, 533 00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:44,375 not pimping next to Bob Seger. 534 00:23:44,377 --> 00:23:46,995 - Bruce Springsteen. - Same difference, Ma. 535 00:23:46,997 --> 00:23:49,247 Folks, transportation has arrived. 536 00:23:49,249 --> 00:23:51,416 I like having butlers. 537 00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:54,002 I don't. You know, white people steal, too. 538 00:23:54,004 --> 00:23:57,672 Cam, you don't want to get in a pissing contest with Jimmy Flaherty. 539 00:23:57,674 --> 00:23:58,944 How's he supposed to know how to respect me 540 00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:00,366 if I don't show him how it's done? 541 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,727 You get copies of your bank statements, right? 542 00:24:02,729 --> 00:24:04,179 It ain't always about the money. 543 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,980 It's always about the money. 544 00:24:05,982 --> 00:24:08,233 No, you got to show people that you can't be messed with 545 00:24:08,235 --> 00:24:09,818 so that they won't mess with you. 546 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,653 Y'all can go ahead, man. I'm good. 547 00:24:23,116 --> 00:24:24,866 This is a bad idea. 548 00:24:38,765 --> 00:24:40,598 Missy, looking great. 549 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,102 Yeah, she done went and got all Winnied up. 550 00:24:44,104 --> 00:24:46,387 Pre-murder and fraud charges. 551 00:24:46,389 --> 00:24:48,773 - Looking dapper, Jimmy. - No, I'm not. 552 00:24:48,775 --> 00:24:51,643 I, like most men, should not veer off fashion's main boulevard. 553 00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:53,778 But thank you for saying so. Where's Cam? 554 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,897 He stayed home. 555 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,565 Not feeling right. 556 00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:59,317 Sorry to hear that. 557 00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:01,152 Well, thank you all for being here. 558 00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:02,570 I must mingle. 559 00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:04,289 Cheers. 560 00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:07,208 He is pissed. Call Cam. 561 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:09,661 What, make him happy that Flaherty's mad? 562 00:25:09,663 --> 00:25:11,079 Mm-mm, no. I'm gonna have a drink, 563 00:25:11,081 --> 00:25:12,881 dance with my beautiful wife, 564 00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:15,300 and be glad that the contract Cam signed is guaranteed. 565 00:25:17,554 --> 00:25:19,137 I got to shit. 566 00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:20,838 Why do you have to announce that? 567 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,423 It's like he wants people to go with him. 568 00:25:22,425 --> 00:25:24,676 - Just go do it, Uncle Julius. - Just go. 569 00:25:26,897 --> 00:25:28,846 And this over celebration is embarrassing. 570 00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:30,932 Put the ball in the goal and act like it's... 571 00:25:30,934 --> 00:25:32,934 Sir, a Mr. Flaherty to see you. 572 00:25:32,936 --> 00:25:34,936 I told you, he knows who I am. 573 00:25:38,108 --> 00:25:40,358 Blowing off Mandela Night is dumb. 574 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,661 Mandela preached passive resistance. I'm following his lead. 575 00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:46,664 Nelson Mandela was unjustly imprisoned for 27 years. 576 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:47,718 What point you making? 577 00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:50,100 That you're an ungrateful prick upset about stupid shit? 578 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,953 My time is stupid shit? 579 00:25:51,955 --> 00:25:54,005 I'm trying to build your franchise and bring you a title. 580 00:25:57,794 --> 00:25:59,544 Here's one of the ways that works. 581 00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:01,796 We make people think that the sport 582 00:26:01,798 --> 00:26:03,348 you're playing is worth them parting 583 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,882 with a portion of their paycheck. 584 00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:06,601 We do it through advertising and promotion 585 00:26:06,603 --> 00:26:08,102 and charitable activities. 586 00:26:08,104 --> 00:26:10,054 But one of the most effective ways we do that 587 00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:13,391 is we show up, we shake hands, and we say thank you. 588 00:26:13,393 --> 00:26:16,527 What I care about is the season. Success on the floor. 589 00:26:16,529 --> 00:26:18,363 Okay, I'm not an indentured servant, 590 00:26:18,365 --> 00:26:19,647 but I'm also not an errand boy 591 00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:21,783 or a mascot in parking lot G. 592 00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:24,402 - I'm a grown-ass man. - Is that in dispute? 593 00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,704 You going bald on a nut sack or something? 594 00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:29,624 At the Bowl-A-Thon you called me over with two fingers. 595 00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:32,410 You might as well whistled like I'm a dog. And I'm not having it. 596 00:26:32,412 --> 00:26:35,163 Cam, look at me. I'm wearing a dashiki. 597 00:26:35,165 --> 00:26:37,632 Why? Because it's Nelson Mandela Night. 598 00:26:37,634 --> 00:26:39,834 I look ridiculous. There's a fucking hat 599 00:26:39,836 --> 00:26:41,836 that goes with it, too, but I left that in the car. 600 00:26:41,838 --> 00:26:44,172 But the Mandela organization asked me to wear it, 601 00:26:44,174 --> 00:26:46,174 and so here I am wearing it. 602 00:26:46,176 --> 00:26:49,177 Sometimes grown-ass men got to do things they don't want to do. 603 00:26:49,179 --> 00:26:51,679 You called me over like this. 604 00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:54,349 Where I come from that's how you get a person to come near you. 605 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:57,769 You wave them over with the part of your body made for waving. 606 00:26:59,439 --> 00:27:01,239 You're treating me like a boy. 607 00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:03,324 Are you shitting me? 608 00:27:03,326 --> 00:27:06,027 Where does this idea come from 609 00:27:06,029 --> 00:27:08,196 that one man calling another man across the room 610 00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:10,865 miniaturizes one of those people into a boy? 611 00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:14,285 This means I've got some good shit for you to hear. 612 00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:16,421 This is where the good shit starts. 613 00:27:16,423 --> 00:27:18,089 No, not from where I'm standing. 614 00:27:18,091 --> 00:27:20,925 I wanted to introduce you to a season ticket holder 615 00:27:20,927 --> 00:27:23,344 who beat cancer by sticking to your workout regimen 616 00:27:23,346 --> 00:27:25,296 that he read about in "Sports Illustrated." 617 00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:27,849 For fuck's sake. The music was blaring. 618 00:27:27,851 --> 00:27:30,134 Bowling pins are getting knocked down left and right. 619 00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:33,388 That room was a shit show of sound with a bunch of drunks. 620 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:36,140 But there were a lot of people there I wanted you to meet. 621 00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:38,893 People who can expand your business off the court. 622 00:27:38,895 --> 00:27:40,895 I know what you aspire to. 623 00:27:40,897 --> 00:27:42,480 I believe in you. 624 00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:45,316 I believe in your talent. I'm paying you like I do. 625 00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:48,236 But if you're gonna treat me like I'm just some asshole owner 626 00:27:48,238 --> 00:27:51,656 out to inconvenience you, I'll find you another team. 627 00:27:51,658 --> 00:27:53,908 You need some more security at these events. 628 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:55,993 Those people were all over me. 629 00:27:55,995 --> 00:27:59,630 One night a year, the folks who buy the tickets that pay your salary 630 00:27:59,632 --> 00:28:01,416 have a right to be all over you. 631 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,668 See, do you see what you're doing right there? 632 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,387 You're trying to teach me. You're trying to school me. 633 00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:09,424 Talk to me, not at me. 634 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,926 I'm a grown-ass man. 635 00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:21,185 I will consider your personal time. 636 00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:24,522 But if we're gonna make this a worthy experience, 637 00:28:24,524 --> 00:28:26,908 titles or not, you got to do two things. 638 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:29,660 One, drastically limit what annoys you. 639 00:28:29,662 --> 00:28:33,581 And two, stop saying things like "I'm a grown-ass man." 640 00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:37,168 All it does is tell people you're not. 641 00:28:42,258 --> 00:28:44,926 Tonight the team is honoring a great man 642 00:28:44,928 --> 00:28:48,513 and raising awareness for causes that help people in Africa. 643 00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:50,298 Apparently there's still some problems over there. 644 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:53,217 I would like my star player in attendance. 645 00:28:53,219 --> 00:28:56,020 If you choose to stay home, 646 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:58,306 so be it. 647 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,053 Mandela liked the Carpenters? 648 00:29:29,055 --> 00:29:31,005 Hell, everybody like the carpenters. 649 00:29:31,007 --> 00:29:32,723 Who you think built your house? 650 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,344 Kids sound great. 651 00:29:36,346 --> 00:29:38,596 Sorry about the song choice. 652 00:29:38,598 --> 00:29:40,815 The chorus choice. 653 00:29:42,685 --> 00:29:44,769 And the Mandela painting. 654 00:29:44,771 --> 00:29:47,071 I've been trying not to micromanage. 655 00:29:47,073 --> 00:29:48,990 Now you see why I have to. 656 00:29:48,992 --> 00:29:50,691 You can leave any time. 657 00:29:52,695 --> 00:29:55,329 After the chorus. 658 00:30:20,056 --> 00:30:29,730 _ 659 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 51668

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