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What the fuck, bro?
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You should have tied a
rock and thrown it.
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Or else, the body would come up.
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Next time your cat
dies, just bury it.
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Stop playing these
twisted games, bro.
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Yeah, Lets meet for golf soon.
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Now listen. Say hi to your
ex-wife from my side.
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Bro
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How do you like it?
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Really good. Within a year, you have...
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done an amazing job.
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How?
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I received a mail.
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Mail?
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Yes, some Nigerian Prince
was stuck at an airport.
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Asked me to send five hundred dolllars,
said he'd send five hundred million.
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So?
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So I sent them and got the money.
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Okay.
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And what happened to Ritu?
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Ritu, who?
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Your girlfriend, man.
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Who you lived with
in Tanya's house...
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You used to ask her for
20 bucks for the auto.
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Oh, that fat chick.
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She left me, bro.
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I became impotent last year.
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Those were tough times, bro.
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You tell me, what will you take?
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Blonde, Brunette?
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No, no
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I did it at home and...
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I mean, I'm a one-woman-man.
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Sorry.
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Scarlett...
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Babe, put on a chunri please.
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Hello.
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Is she...
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Bhabhi?
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Maid.
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You're doing really well.
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What a property,with the
swimming pool and all.
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I wanted to talk to you
about some personal matter.
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Tell me, bro.
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So, Tanya...
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doesn't want a a big-fat
wedding, she wants a simple one.
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And we've paid for the booking.
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You want the advance back?
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You should have told me earlier. Scarlett,
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baby open the cash-room.
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No, no, wait Scarlett.
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That's what I'm saying...
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we don't want the advance back.
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Look,
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Tanya wants a simple wedding, but
I want a lavish wedding here.
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So,
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I'm asking you...
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to lie to Tanya.
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Tell her that you can't
return the advance.
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And then if I convince
her, she'll agree.
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Sorry, bro.
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I don't lie to pretty girls.
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Except for the ones I'm dating.
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Come on Lleo, I'll
just get one day...
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What, one day?
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I'll get to be a hero only
on the day of my wedding.
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I'll be on the stage in front of everyone,
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they'll bring me gifts,
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get photographs clicked with me.
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It'll be a chance to feel like a celebrity.
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Later, no one cares.
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Tanya doesn't understand this!
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Getting married in the temple
in front of a few people,
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then going to the court and signing,
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is no wedding.
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A wedding should be a
loud and lavish affair.
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There should be some amount of
celebration, or what's the point.
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When we've loved so well,
we should get married well too.
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That's when it'll be a love-marriage.
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Or we won't get the 'feel'.
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You got it all wrong, bro.
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Lleo man, come on. Please, for
old times sake bro.
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Cool. I'll do it.
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I just need a favour.
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What?
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Get me a bus.
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Bus?
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Bus.
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You want a bus?
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I want a bus.
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I have said it six times, bro.
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No, you've said it thrice.
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Bus, bus, bus.
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I've said it six times.
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Where do I get you a bus from?
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Bro, you need me.
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And I need a bus.
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Now, get me a bus.
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Lleo man, you don't get buses at a showroom,
that I can buy one and get it for you.
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It's a bus!
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You're wasting your time, I'm
sure Tanya is coming back.
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Tick-tock.
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Tick-tock.
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Tick-tock.
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Will the toy-bus work?
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Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
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I wonder how Scarlett tolerates you.
I'm going!
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What a venue! It's a good place.
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Shall we do ours this way too? Or do you
want to elpoe and get married in the temple?
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It's not a joke ya.
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Why were you dropping
hints in front of them?
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I'm getting married after 32 years.
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Do you know how exciting it is?
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I can't even tell anyone.
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Please, Bridge.
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The people that matter, Mikesh-Tanya.
They know about it, right?
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It's a matter of 4-5 days.
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Let the wedding happen.
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We don't know how will
their family react.
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Why will they react negatively?
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You guys are here!
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I've been looking for
you since so long.
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Sorry.
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Climbing stairs makes me...
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Are you feeling okay?
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Yes...I
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I might have...
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said something wrong in the morning.
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So, I came to apologise.
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Since I'm old,
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I don't even remember anything.
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If I might have said something
wrong, please forgive me.
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No, no, uncle.
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You didn't say anything wrong.
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You have such a great family.
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You have such a principled daughter.
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We've been so lucky.
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Thank you.
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I just have a request from you.
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Tell me?
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Please don't come to the wedding.
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I?
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I shouldn't come?
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Why?
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Lata doesn't like you.
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She was saying she doesn't
know who you are...
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You're her aunt and are tring to her mother.
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And you're unmarried as well.
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You work outside.
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So, if you come for the wedding,
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Lata will gossip with
other people about you.
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I won't be able to bear it.
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But I was so nice to her.
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Why did she say this?
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She's from a bad family.
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She was saying,
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'she sticks to herr brother-in-law,
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we don't understand what's going on.'
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I apologise on her behalf.
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No, no, uncle.
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This is a small town mentality.
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No matter how much money they make,
their thinking doesn't change.
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Look, you shouldn't give her a
chance to gossip in the first place.
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Just don't come for the wedding,
there'll be no problem at all.
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Why won't she come?
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There's a reason that
she's sticking to me.
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Wait a minute, please.
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Let me...
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Look sir,
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I'm telling you,
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after the wedding, we'll tell them too.
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But please keep this to yourself.
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Yes, of course.
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Tell me, have complete trust.
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Anyway, after sometime I won't
remember it, I'll forget.
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I swear on my 'soon-to-be-grandchild',
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I won't tell anyone.
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Okay?
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What?
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What is he doing?
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The brother and sister-in
-law are getting married.
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I went to the terrace and...
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they were getting cosy.
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Dad, but...
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you also exaggerate everything and talk.
You know that, right?
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Hey, why would I...
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I mean what would I get out of lying?
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Or go ask them yourself.
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They're doing 'Hum Aapke
Hain Kaun' in this age.
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That's what I've been wondering,
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how can such a handsome man be single?
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Such a charmer he is.
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You keep quiet for a minute.
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So Dad,
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What else were they saying?
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But I'm a liar, why
will you listen to me?
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Come on, tell me dad.
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Look, Lata.
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Yes, I am that. But anything new?
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We don't get along, everyone knows.
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I say a lot of hurtful things to you.
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Why?
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Because you're a part of my family.
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But if an outsider criticises
you, I can't bear it.
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Why? What happened?
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Did they say anything?
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They were saying, 'she's from a small town,
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they don't have class,
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how will Tanya stay with them?'
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They said that?
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They were saying this about me?
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Did sir say anything about me?
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I mean,
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bonding, connection, friendship,
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did you hear such key words?
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Look, Lata.
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Think about it once.
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The girl is nice.
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Gorgeous, the girl is very good.
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She can become your daughter-in-law.
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But she's their daughter.
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And our is a Romeo, after all.
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No, no, no.
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You're wrong here.
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All the men in our family are very strong...
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You keep quiet.
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Yes, okay.
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Look.
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I'll go talk to them in the afternoon.
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How can they hide such
a big thing from us?
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In the morning itself, when she came...
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I knew something was up.
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If you're the aunt, behave like
one, why try to become the mother?
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Lata, talk sweetly. It's a family matter...
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be careful.
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I'll just have my medicine and come.
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Kill it.
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It's alright Tanya.
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Next time,
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just like your feet,
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move left.
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Okay?
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And more smile. Remember
it's your wedding after all.
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We'll go again in five.
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I need some fresh air.
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Yes, no...
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Let me check and tell you.
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I don't know yet...
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You see, if it's possible.
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Alright.
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Yeah, bye.
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Hey!
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Hi!
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You, okay?
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Yes, I was talking to my sister.
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Everything is okay, right?
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Why?
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I know it's an audio call, and you
can't see the other person, but...
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it's not compulsary to
close your eyes and talk.
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Actually I do it because...
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I just imagine that she's next to me...
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I like it.
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Why? You don't like it here?
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Because of Udippi?
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Why don't you talk to these people?
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Make some friends, you'll feel better.
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Actually...
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I just joined recently.
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So I don't really know anyone.
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Imagining your sister here
makes you feel better?
271
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:55,335
Yes!
272
00:12:55,656 --> 00:12:57,772
I mean at least she
cares about me, right?
273
00:12:57,874 --> 00:12:59,505
Being with her is better
than being with a
274
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,358
hundred people, who
don't even know me.
275
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,351
Yeah.
276
00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:08,165
You know, you're right.
277
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,897
Thank you.
278
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,609
Actually, I have a friend
who owns a restaurant...
279
00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:15,140
So after I'm done here,
280
00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:16,679
you remind me to give you his number.
281
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:17,695
Okay.
282
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,000
After your wedding?
283
00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:20,109
No, like...
284
00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:21,645
in fifteen minutes.
285
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,416
Even I need some fresh air.
286
00:13:26,659 --> 00:13:27,659
Okay.
287
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,985
Hey, Karunesh.
288
00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:42,297
Karunesh.
289
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:45,367
Don't do coke in your dream.
You'll double-trip.
290
00:13:45,438 --> 00:13:46,438
Lleo.
291
00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:47,624
Bro, the bus...
292
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:51,892
What are you doing bro?
293
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:53,830
They're mint leaves bro.
294
00:13:53,851 --> 00:13:56,327
Scarlett wants to make chutney.
I'm helping her out.
295
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,570
Cool.
296
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,703
Hi Scarlett.
297
00:13:59,515 --> 00:14:01,960
Bro, I can't find a bus.
298
00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:03,916
How do I just find one?
299
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,640
Because of you I entered a school bus.
300
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:11,472
While pushing the kids outside, I almost
got beaten up by the school conductor.
301
00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:13,555
No problem, bro. Get me a cab.
302
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:14,809
What?
303
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:19,335
Bro if you could make do with a cab,
you should have told me earlier!
304
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,778
The OLA will be here in 2 minutes.
305
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,869
Why did you need a bus then?
306
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:28,751
I'm going for a very important meeting.
If I go by bus, it'll be more impactful.
307
00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:32,127
How will it be more 'impactful'
if you went in a bus?
308
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:32,666
Just a minute.
309
00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:33,737
Hello.
310
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,002
Yes, I'm upstairs. I am coming.
311
00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:37,237
It's here.
312
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:42,288
And no matter how important the
meeting is, you'll just call for a bus?
313
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:46,296
Use your brain, it's the same route, same destination...
314
00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:49,417
Think a bit practically bro.
315
00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:50,859
Why?
316
00:14:50,998 --> 00:14:53,029
You too wanted to be a hero, just for a day.
317
00:14:53,162 --> 00:14:54,521
Wasn't that impractical?
318
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,896
But I didn't ask for a bus, I just wanted a grand wedding...
319
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,270
If you want to be a hero...
320
00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:04,455
use your talent,
321
00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:06,408
why are you using your budget?
322
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:08,436
You can stand on the roof of the bus or
323
00:15:08,476 --> 00:15:10,421
lie down on the backseat of the cab,
324
00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:13,456
what's important is who
you're going with.
325
00:15:15,852 --> 00:15:19,368
Just choose the most sensible
option to start your journey.
326
00:15:19,509 --> 00:15:21,042
Otherwise, earn money,
327
00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:22,274
have fun,
328
00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:24,285
take a trip to Vegas,
329
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:26,888
do match-fixing.
330
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,637
Why are you giving me money?
331
00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:33,153
What are you trying to say bro?
332
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:34,216
I'm not trying,
333
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,202
winners don't try.
334
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:37,709
I'm saying.
335
00:15:38,091 --> 00:15:39,091
Don't do this.
336
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,483
Don't go by bus, go by OLA.
337
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:42,992
You'll be happy.
338
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,779
Why are you causing
yourself damage for me?
339
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,504
You're a nice guy, bro.
340
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:50,676
You gave me your charger.
341
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:51,826
You know what?
342
00:15:52,732 --> 00:15:55,332
You're the second
best guy I know, bro.
343
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,073
What happened bro?
344
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,490
Nothing.
345
00:16:02,251 --> 00:16:04,384
Was just thinking about Tiwari.
346
00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:06,993
Bro, stop right there.
347
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:09,850
I hate hugging grown up,
fully clothed men, bro.
348
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:11,019
Just stay away.
349
00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,983
Bro you haven't updated
your Manhood Software.
350
00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:16,202
All the bugs have been
removed in the new software.
351
00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:17,757
These days men hug a lot.
352
00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:19,965
Hey, Mikesh bhaiya.
353
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:23,108
What happened? Is
everything okay?
354
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,468
Let's go. Shabnam is
standing downstairs.
355
00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:28,382
Oh god. These Arab chicks just
can't take no for an answer.
356
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,445
Scarlett. Baby call security.
357
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,429
Hey, Shabnam is his taxi's name.
358
00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:34,805
I saw your number and got scared.
359
00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:38,975
I thought there might again
be a problem in your wedding.
360
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:40,634
Why? What happened?
361
00:16:54,992 --> 00:16:58,592
I think I'll order something simple.
Like Dal-Chawal.
362
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:01,816
Because we anyway have
it everyday at home.
363
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:04,452
Shall I order something for you?
364
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,913
Burger, Pasta or Noodles?
365
00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:08,624
Will you have something?
366
00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:10,741
No, I'll go home and eat.
367
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:13,358
Why bother anyone here?
368
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,032
I'll go home and eat .
369
00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,741
Will you go to your own house?
370
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:18,507
No.
371
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:22,189
Actually I was thinking, tonight
I'll go to their house.
372
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,525
Spend the night there.
373
00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:25,482
What is your plan after this?
374
00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:26,884
I haven't thought about it yet.
375
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:28,955
Yes, so let's both of us go and...
376
00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:29,393
Right now!?
377
00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:31,059
No, no. At seven thirty.
378
00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:32,858
That's when Happy Hours start.
379
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,560
You're Mohan, I'm Mohan,
380
00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:36,211
we must have some fun.
381
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,453
What are you doing? Keep quiet.
382
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:40,546
Bhaisaab.
383
00:17:40,609 --> 00:17:41,311
Yes.
384
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:44,405
In the morning, you started
talking about something...
385
00:17:44,483 --> 00:17:48,146
I think you wanted to say something.
Something close to your heart.
386
00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:50,404
Yes, actually...
387
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,396
It's better if we talk
about it right now.
388
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,452
Yes.
389
00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,600
Since the past two years, Ila and I...
390
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,773
Bridge not here.
391
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,913
No, no. Let him talk, please.
392
00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,393
He has such a great voice.
393
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:08,522
His voice has so much bass,
just like Mr. Bachan.
394
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,015
Please keep talking.
395
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,187
Keep quiet.
396
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:15,612
Since the past two years...
397
00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:18,151
Bridge, not in front of
people who won't get it.
398
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:21,921
Yes! We won't get it! How can we get it!?
399
00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:24,085
Because we are working
class people from small
400
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,279
towns. So we can't get it.
How can we get it?
401
00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:27,304
Why are you talking like this?
402
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,023
Ila, please.
403
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,763
Bhaisaab, we had been talking
since a while, right?
404
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,595
So at least you could have told us.
405
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:37,831
But what is his fault?
406
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:38,390
What do you mean?
407
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,335
A handsome man like him
has multiple affairs.
408
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,311
You keep quiet!
409
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:45,452
Will he go around telling everyone?
410
00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:47,600
No, no. Whatever
you're doing is right.
411
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:49,017
Don't listen to him.
412
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:50,999
One shouldn't do this.
413
00:18:51,484 --> 00:18:52,884
This is not the way.
414
00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:54,788
Please clean this properly.
415
00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:58,022
Scrub it and clean it.
416
00:18:58,406 --> 00:18:59,406
Seema?
417
00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:04,127
So, you promised me a perfect wedding, right?
418
00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:06,759
Yeah. Why? What happened?
419
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,788
Is it the carpet? Because a new
one is on it's way already.
420
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:12,030
No, no. It's not the carpet.
421
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,366
Something is just not right.
422
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,358
It's just... I
really don't know...
423
00:19:18,562 --> 00:19:19,962
Come. I'll show you.
424
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:21,413
Tanya.
425
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:22,949
My tea.
426
00:19:23,285 --> 00:19:24,285
I'll help you.
427
00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:25,402
Come, come.
428
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,999
Something is not right.
429
00:19:33,817 --> 00:19:34,894
I can't really tell.
430
00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:35,934
Can you see it?
431
00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:38,887
Is it the frame?
432
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:46,786
Tanya. I can see that you're now
quite excited about your wedding.
433
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,843
Which is good, very good.
434
00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:52,376
But they haven't finished
doing up this place as yet.
435
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:55,194
It's not the frame.
436
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,447
It's something else.
437
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,518
Something doesn't belong here.
438
00:20:04,018 --> 00:20:05,018
Okay.
439
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,649
I think I know what the problem is.
440
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,524
It's you.
441
00:20:09,962 --> 00:20:11,495
You don't belong here.
442
00:20:13,054 --> 00:20:15,587
Why would you be a part of my wedding?
443
00:20:17,554 --> 00:20:22,965
Do we have to go through this
entire charade all over again, Tanya?
444
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:27,526
Or is this your lame attempt at humour?
445
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:29,512
You think it's lame?
446
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:31,837
I think it's hilarious!
447
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:35,475
You know, back there, you
almost convinced me.
448
00:20:35,507 --> 00:20:38,280
After your little speech,
you almost convinced me...
449
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,507
to parade myself in front of
these five hundred strangers...
450
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,990
that never did or will care about me.
451
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:47,452
I mean, of course, the
expenditure was a huge concern but...
452
00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:50,248
this was the part that I hated the most.
453
00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:52,616
To display myself, like a prop...
454
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:57,561
in front of these five hundred
strangers, especially the ones like you.
455
00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:02,491
You're just getting anxious Tanya.
456
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,461
It's very sweet.
457
00:21:05,241 --> 00:21:09,468
See, at the end of the day, I'm here.
For your wedding.
458
00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:13,012
I'm going to give you an album...
459
00:21:13,787 --> 00:21:17,959
that you can show to people
the rest of your life.
460
00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:22,373
If it's the guest list that's bothering
you, then we can talk about it.
461
00:21:22,476 --> 00:21:24,209
We'll figure that one out.
462
00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:25,999
I'm here for you.
463
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,590
But why now Seema?
464
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,319
Where were you before?
465
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:36,934
In Mikesh and my life,
we never saw you before.
466
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:41,694
School, college, job,
interviews, illness, accidents
467
00:21:41,749 --> 00:21:44,949
We've seen so much, Seema.
But we never saw you .
468
00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:50,402
And today, you care about my wedding?!
469
00:21:51,822 --> 00:21:53,241
I'm a human being Seema.
470
00:21:53,357 --> 00:21:55,975
I'm not a wedding skirt,
that you appreciate me one day
471
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:58,402
and then
forget about it.
472
00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:01,218
You know what the
funny thing is?
473
00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:05,679
The most hilarious part is, that the
people who actually, really care about me,
474
00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:09,483
are right now worried about pleasing
those five hundred strangers...
475
00:22:09,531 --> 00:22:11,452
like you, at me wedding.
476
00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:12,757
You.
477
00:22:13,796 --> 00:22:15,475
Who are you?
478
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,803
Why should we care
about what you think?
479
00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:22,640
Who gave you this power to
interfere in my wedding?
480
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,118
Knowledge gave me the power, Tanya.
481
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,880
My knowledge...
482
00:22:29,294 --> 00:22:30,761
about your condition.
483
00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:36,054
I think you somehow
missed that part.
484
00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:41,330
And you know what happens, if you
do not follow my instructions.
485
00:22:41,354 --> 00:22:43,783
You know Seema, there's
this old hindi song...
486
00:22:43,838 --> 00:22:46,960
My dad really likes it, so I was
listening to it the other day
487
00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:50,931
Sorry, pardon my voice,
it's really bad right now.
488
00:23:02,374 --> 00:23:03,374
I don't care.
489
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:10,579
I don't care what you go and say to
whomsoever it is that you want to about me.
490
00:23:11,054 --> 00:23:13,721
Because the people that I really care about,
491
00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:17,022
and who really care about
me, are right by my side.
492
00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:20,551
And I don't need anyone else.
493
00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,163
So I won't keep you waiting any longer.
494
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,928
I am sure you have a lot of
engagements to take care of. So, come.
495
00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:27,976
Come.
496
00:23:29,499 --> 00:23:30,499
Tanya!
497
00:23:32,858 --> 00:23:33,858
What?
498
00:23:36,703 --> 00:23:39,103
Please drop her wherever she wants.
499
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,176
You don't have to worry.
I'll make sure everything
500
00:23:41,201 --> 00:23:43,265
is packed and delivered
to your next location.
501
00:23:43,290 --> 00:23:45,038
Now, please take a seat Seema.
502
00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:47,595
And permanently get lost from my life.
503
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,350
Wait, wait.
504
00:23:56,406 --> 00:24:00,093
Just so you know, I
don't disrespect what you do.
505
00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:02,390
Infact, I wish you all the best.
506
00:24:02,415 --> 00:24:03,569
But it's just not for me.
507
00:24:03,617 --> 00:24:06,343
So along with all your advice
about how I should marry,
508
00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:08,449
Please take this back as well.
509
00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:09,788
Because this...
510
00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:12,358
is not my cup of tea.
511
00:24:21,349 --> 00:24:22,349
Hey, Tanu!
512
00:24:22,859 --> 00:24:24,593
Have you seen mom and dad?
513
00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:26,499
No. Did you speak with Lleo?
514
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,367
Yes...
515
00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:31,132
He wasn't ready to return the advance...
516
00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,741
He held my collar and said,
517
00:24:32,796 --> 00:24:34,538
'how can you ask for the money?'
518
00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:36,482
And then he called Russian Security.
519
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:38,975
I lowered him and hit
him with my elbow,
520
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:40,530
his nose started bleeding.
521
00:24:40,555 --> 00:24:42,741
Then he said sorry and
that he'll return it.
522
00:24:42,757 --> 00:24:44,490
He'll return the advance.
523
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,171
You aren't sad, are you?
524
00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:47,702
No, I'm not sad.
525
00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:49,734
One should think practically.
526
00:24:49,843 --> 00:24:51,202
Why call for a bus?
527
00:24:51,234 --> 00:24:53,046
We'll take the OLA and be happy.
528
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:55,003
We were going to come by bus?
529
00:24:58,023 --> 00:25:00,984
I was using the metaphor of the bus
to explain the context to Lleo.
530
00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:02,796
He's stupid, doesn't understand.
531
00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:04,554
I'll explain it to you later.
532
00:25:04,609 --> 00:25:06,436
Now let's go. Purshottamji
was scaring me.
533
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,260
We must find our parents.
534
00:25:09,523 --> 00:25:12,389
Scarlett told me they
were somewhere here.
535
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,233
I don't know where they disappear.
536
00:25:14,273 --> 00:25:15,569
They're having their own picnic.
537
00:25:15,593 --> 00:25:17,726
Yes, they all must be together.
538
00:25:27,398 --> 00:25:29,664
Grandpa, are our parents together?
539
00:25:32,577 --> 00:25:34,060
Put down your finger.
540
00:25:34,085 --> 00:25:36,272
Put your finger down,
am I raising my finger?
541
00:25:37,062 --> 00:25:38,436
Don't change the topic.
542
00:25:38,507 --> 00:25:39,155
What do you mean?
543
00:25:39,187 --> 00:25:40,296
Don't change the topic!
544
00:25:40,351 --> 00:25:42,030
Yes. You always change the topic.
545
00:25:42,054 --> 00:25:43,054
She does.
546
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,280
Bridge, there's no point.
547
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,983
Keep quiet.
548
00:25:45,015 --> 00:25:46,015
Hey, mom!
549
00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:49,509
Mom, you start fighting everywhere.
550
00:25:49,531 --> 00:25:50,531
Dad, you too...
551
00:25:52,038 --> 00:25:53,638
Dad, I'm talking to you.
552
00:25:55,932 --> 00:25:56,932
Aunty.
553
00:25:57,362 --> 00:25:58,534
You say, what happened?
554
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,252
What's wrong?
555
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,574
I'll tell you what's wrong Tanya.
556
00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:03,192
Your father and your...
557
00:26:03,585 --> 00:26:04,554
whoever she is,
558
00:26:04,593 --> 00:26:05,660
they are wrong.
559
00:26:05,906 --> 00:26:06,973
They are wrong.
560
00:26:07,218 --> 00:26:08,218
I've heard enough.
561
00:26:08,265 --> 00:26:09,265
It's enough.
562
00:26:09,905 --> 00:26:12,788
I promise you that you'll
get married to my Miku.
563
00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:14,079
That's my promise.
564
00:26:14,194 --> 00:26:15,882
But look, at your wedding...
565
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,760
if all these people come...
566
00:26:17,804 --> 00:26:19,038
we won't come.
567
00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:21,709
Enough. I've said it.
We will not come.
568
00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:26,237
Now you guys do whatever
you think is fine.
569
00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:27,171
You come with me.
570
00:26:27,249 --> 00:26:27,648
Lata...
571
00:26:27,648 --> 00:26:28,218
Come on.
572
00:26:28,413 --> 00:26:28,913
What are you doing?
573
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,866
It's enough.
574
00:26:29,874 --> 00:26:31,358
What are you saying Lata?
575
00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,300
My sherwani will get wasted.
576
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,293
I'll just be back.
577
00:26:35,788 --> 00:26:38,116
But don't forget our,
seven-thirty-happy-hours-plan.
578
00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:39,008
Come on!
579
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,031
Yes!
580
00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:50,284
You guys always just leave!
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