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Out.
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Come on. You go
stitching yourself up.
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Ladies and gentlemen, step up.
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Step up.
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I, Mercury, the
messenger of the gods,
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invite you… invite you, sir,
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tonight, for one night only,
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here, at this very venue,
to enter into the mind,
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the very great mind…
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of Doctor Parnassus.
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Doctor Parnassus!
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
Doctor Parnassus, as old…
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as old as time. Yes.
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He is over a thousand years old.
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He has the power to
empower your mind.
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Let Doctor Parnassus
open your imagination.
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Let him… let him transport you.
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Oh, my God. Oh, check
out the lights.
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Check out that.
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Transcend the heights
on Beauty's wing.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Check this.
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Dave, Dave, haway. Come on,
we'll go get these sorted.
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Check this out, sweetheart.
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Come here, my love, near me.
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Come on, love.
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Where is he, then? Come on.
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If you must…
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scour the squalid depths
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with Putrid's brother, Stench…
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Raaaa!
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Join the queue.
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Only five quid a go.
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Bang. Bang.
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You choose… you choose…
you choose fulfilment?
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Whoa! Sir, please… Sir,
please, if you will…
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Sir, please, you cannot audition
without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir.
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Give us a kiss. Please don't.
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Hey… You all right
down there, mate?
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All right, Captain Planet? Get
off the stage, you damn drunk.
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What are you doing, little man?
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He's got us by the leg.
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Ha-hey!
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Hey, man, check it out.
It's not even real.
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Hey!
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Get off the stage!
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Mm, that's a nice pair of tits.
I said, get off the stage!
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Nah.
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I want you, like.
Come here, man.
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Come here, man. Hey,
hey, come here!
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Hey-hey!
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What are you running away for?
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Yoo-hoo! There she is!
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Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere…
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Oh, shite.
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I'm coming after…
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I'm gonna feel your arse.
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Come here, gorgeous.
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Come back, you bitch!
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Me nose!
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Ohhh…
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Oh, my face!
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My face! My gorgeous face!
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Martin!
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He went with that cow!
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I'll scratch her eyes out!
Oi, you two.
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My boyfriend is in there!
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Anybody there?
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Anybody there?
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Please, is anybody there?
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Please! Please!
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Mum!
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Aaargh!
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Help me!
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Please…
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I'll never drink again.
I promise.
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Honest.
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From now on, I
swear, not a drop.
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Oh, really?
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Whoo!
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You have chosen well.
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The path to Parnassus Is steep.
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The way Is long.
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But with perseverance,
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and fierce dedication,
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the heights are attainable.
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So with spirits high and
a spring in your step,
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with a song In your heart,
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the clouds will part,
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the heavens will open
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and you will be a man, my son.
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Hi there. Come on in.
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Looks like you
could use a drink.
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Maybe just the one.
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Hey!
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Make mine a double!
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Oh!
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He won, I lost.
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I lost again.
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What were you doing?
He was chasing me.
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What was I supposed to… Don't
go through the mirror.
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Never. You know that. Oi, you!
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Gunga Din.
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Come 'ere.
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What do you think
you're playing at?
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Playing? Oh, no, no, no.
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We don't play.
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What we do is deadly serious.
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Gone.
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Will we miss him?
I don't think so.
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Don't worry if you don't
understand it all immediately.
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Right, look, I want you
freaks out of here, now.
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Ow!
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Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word.
All right? Vertically deficient.
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Defunct?
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Vertically d…
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Vertically challenged.
Vertically…
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Vertically challenged. Whatever you are,
get off of my beat or I will do you.
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You included. D'accord.
D'accord.
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Who threw that? Bonne nuit.
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You're nicked.
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Take a ticket. Wait your turn.
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Only 20 quid a go.
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Reduced to five for
one night only.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this world,
this world that we live in…
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is full of enchantment…
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for those with eyes to see it.
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Chicken!
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I want to go there,
there and there.
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I want something to eat.
Stop going on.
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No. They won't let you, darling.
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But I want to, I want to.
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Linda! You never let me…
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Do you mind?
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Anton.
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Anton, he went back there.
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Just go and er… I'm
going to go back. Ssh.
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Diego! Diego!
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Die.
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Die! Yes.
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Yes.
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Please exit the
Imaginarium immediately.
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Choice is not available
without parental consent.
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Die!
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Yeah!
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If one of you perverts has got our boy,
I won't be answerable for my actions.
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Diego! Diego!
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Diego!
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Ah…
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W-What?
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She's not looking for him.
I don't care!
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Hello.
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VoilĂ .
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Yeah! Oh, it worked!
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Where have you been?
I've been worried sick.
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One little devil
out of the fire…
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Wipe that silly expression off your
face, you little poof. Get up.
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The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus.
Thank you.
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Anton? Yes, sir.
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You know the rules about the mirror?
Yes, I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really…
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He was a ten-year-old boy.
I know.
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You did well, my boy.
You did well.
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Good lad. Good lad.
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Thank you.
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Good lad. Good lad. Thank you.
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You go through the mirror
and he's all over you.
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I do it once and he serves
you my head on a plate.
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Come on now, Valentina.
You're his daughter.
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Do you know what I mean?
And you're scrumptious…
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His scrumptious daughter.
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Why did I say “scrumptious”?
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Beautiful.
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Intelligent. Sweet.
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“Scrumptious”? Idiot!
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Hey, Parny.
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It's been a while.
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Whoa… Last call.
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Hey, Anton. Yes, Percy?
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What did I say? Stop
Percying about.
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We don't have all night.
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Bloody kids again.
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What's up, Doc? Hey!
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Don't we love our children?
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She's ripe as a peach.
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Sweet little 16.
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And all mine!
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He's come to collect.
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I thought so.
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He's early.
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What can I do?
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Nothing.
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There must be something.
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How many days left?
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Three.
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You know, you're gonna
have to tell her soon.
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Will you shut up about food?
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We're plum out.
And I'm starving.
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Oh, Percy, we've still got
a couple of potatoes left.
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Ooh, look at this.
Hey, that's mine.
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Oh, won't you look at that?
That is…
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That's private! It's gorgeous.
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Give it. All that mahogany, oh!
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Anton!
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Would you really be happy
in a place like that?
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Would you?
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I wouldn't. I couldn't
do it, I don't think.
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Well, maybe if I was with you.
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Ah-ah!
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Sssh.
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You're always talking about
escaping, aren't you?
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Always thinking about it.
Always dreaming about it.
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Let's do it.
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Why not? You and me.
I can't run away.
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You and me. We can't run away.
I can't.
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I'm underage.
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Oh, don't do that.
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I shall be 12 on Wednesday.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Percy, how old will
I be on Wednesday?
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12.
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Ha! See?
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Parnassus says so too.
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Are you trying to say
he's ridiculous? No.
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Actually,
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I'm really going to be 16.
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Sweet 16.
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The age of consent.
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Is that you, Scrumpy?
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Who the hell else
is it gonna be?
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Oi, you haven't
eaten any of this!
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Yes, I know, I know.
And that again?
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For God's sakes, Dad!
Put 'em up.
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Come on. You're always
taking the easy way out.
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No, no. Not now, Scrumpy.
Not now.
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I have something very important
that I have to tell you.
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Oh, why does everybody
want to live forever?
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Immortality is a bloody curse.
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So is pretending to be a
12-year-old child, damn it.
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Look at me. I mean…
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Look at me. Nobody's fooled.
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And I want this stupid thing off
my ankle too, while we're at it.
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You can't stop me growing up
just by lying about my birthday.
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Shut up and listen to me!
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I have to explain something
to you before it's too late.
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One winter night…
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Is this gonna take long? Yes,
yes, yes, quite possibly.
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Many years ago…
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Er… many centuries ago, in fact,
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when I was -believe it
or not-a young monk,
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someone visited me
in my sanctuary,
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someone I had hoped
never to meet.
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Someone…
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none of us should
ever hope to meet.
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Having captured the wind,
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tamed the storm,
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kept the stars in their orbits and
the earth turning on its axis,
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the Chief Steward, lying
down to take his rest,
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had a most disturbing dream.
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He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast
approaching on the snowswept plain.
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The Chief Steward woke.
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And so the Steward set out
on his great journey…
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What exactly do you all do here?
We tell the eternal story.
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And what is that, exactly?
266
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The story that
sustains the universe.
267
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The story without which
there is nothing.
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Nothing?
269
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:42,861
You mean…
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stop telling the story and the
whole universe ceases to exist?
271
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You make it sound so simple.
272
00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:52,769
And you believe it?
273
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We are ordained for this task.
274
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,960
It's just incredible to me,
275
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that you can believe something
that can be so easily disproved.
276
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Oh, I don't think so.
277
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Hm.
278
00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:08,387
We'll see.
279
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I will gather a thousand… So.
280
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Stop!
281
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:20,152
Having been brought to the
limit of his endurance…
282
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:24,044
Yet the forces of evil
could not prevail…
283
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,471
our calmness of…
284
00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:34,175
There.
285
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,556
The story stopped.
286
00:19:37,315 --> 00:19:39,251
No more story.
287
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,149
But we're still here.
288
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:43,902
The fire's still burning.
289
00:19:44,989 --> 00:19:48,086
It's still snowing. The
wind's still blowing.
290
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,659
Nothing has changed.
291
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,601
Come on, cheer up, Doc.
292
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,997
I've freed you from all
this ridiculous nonsense.
293
00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:02,399
Now you can do other
things with your powers.
294
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,026
You can erm…
295
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,046
I dunno, you can go shopping.
296
00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,297
Have fun.
297
00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:13,682
You can learn a foreign
language or… or go on a cruise.
298
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,251
God!
299
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,853
Damn it!
300
00:20:25,196 --> 00:20:27,153
A sign, a message.
301
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,822
That bird was a messenger…
302
00:20:31,411 --> 00:20:34,714
from some distant place
that we know nothing of.
303
00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:38,116
Oh, I see it all now,
304
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,000
so clear.
305
00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:44,191
This has nothing to
do with us here.
306
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:47,486
Somewhere in this
world, right now,
307
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:50,155
someone else is telling a story.
308
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:53,075
A different story.
A saga or romance,
309
00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:56,537
a tale of unforeseen death.
It doesn't matter.
310
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:58,556
It's sustaining the universe.
311
00:21:00,398 --> 00:21:02,355
That's why we're still here.
312
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,700
You can't stop
stories being told.
313
00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,508
That's a weak hypothesis.
314
00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:11,525
I don't think so.
315
00:21:13,911 --> 00:21:17,433
Say, you're probably not
a betting man, are you?
316
00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:19,200
What?
317
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:22,877
And that was my first
wager with the Devil.
318
00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:28,903
You see, the very
first of us to…
319
00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:33,615
attract 12 disciples
would win the bet.
320
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,659
His argument:
321
00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:40,247
The necessities of danger, of fear,
of the fabled bliss of ignorance.
322
00:21:40,271 --> 00:21:41,915
Mine:
323
00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:46,550
The power of the imagination to
transform and illuminate our lives.
324
00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:50,531
It was a hard fight but I won.
325
00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:54,219
My prize?
326
00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:58,490
The one thing I coveted
most-everlasting life.
327
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,435
Huh.
328
00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:03,416
Everlasting torment.
329
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,169
He tricked me. He let me win.
330
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,879
He knew that times would change.
331
00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:17,206
And that one day, no-one
would want my stories.
332
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,533
This was the price
of my arrogance.
333
00:22:23,064 --> 00:22:25,934
Forgotten, lost, alone.
334
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:28,771
Desperate.
335
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:34,385
We've stopped.
336
00:22:34,409 --> 00:22:36,470
Go on with your story.
337
00:22:36,494 --> 00:22:38,305
No, another time.
338
00:22:38,329 --> 00:22:40,849
Something's happened.
You'd better go and see.
339
00:22:40,873 --> 00:22:45,897
Why do you always do this? You always
stop in the middle of your stories.
340
00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:01,787
Valentina, come here.
Valentina, come here.
341
00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:05,183
I just saw someone… someone
dancing on the water.
342
00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:08,143
I swear. I swear.
343
00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:12,136
When the lightning flashed,
there was a shadow…
344
00:23:12,363 --> 00:23:14,508
thrown from those
pillars over there.
345
00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:17,052
Do you see that? Do
you see the dancer?
346
00:23:17,076 --> 00:23:21,181
Yeah, he's river dancing. Yeah,
he's river dancing. See that?
347
00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:23,545
That's someone hanging!
348
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,103
He must be under this bridge.
349
00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:27,855
Hanging?
350
00:23:27,879 --> 00:23:29,398
Get a rope.
351
00:23:29,422 --> 00:23:31,900
If he's hanging by his neck,
he's already got a rope.
352
00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:33,122
Get a rope! OK.
353
00:23:34,052 --> 00:23:37,013
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly!
Percy, Percy! Christ!
354
00:23:40,683 --> 00:23:42,536
All right, all right.
355
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,133
OK, lower, lower, lower.
All right.
356
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,249
Stop, stop!
357
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,293
Jesus. Agh. All right. OK.
358
00:23:49,317 --> 00:23:51,128
OK. OK.
359
00:23:51,152 --> 00:23:52,421
OK.
360
00:23:52,445 --> 00:23:54,173
No, I can't… I can't reach him.
361
00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:56,154
Hold on, I'll swing you.
362
00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,824
I'm gonna swing you in.
363
00:24:00,578 --> 00:24:02,535
All right, try again.
364
00:24:04,499 --> 00:24:06,041
Whoaagh!
365
00:24:09,337 --> 00:24:11,294
Again, up.
366
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:14,633
Yes.
367
00:24:20,181 --> 00:24:21,450
I've got him.
368
00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:24,227
Oh, my God, what am I doing?
Oh, my God!
369
00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:26,664
Sir, are you all right?
370
00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:28,561
OK, I've got you here.
371
00:24:29,273 --> 00:24:30,751
Get in there.
372
00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:33,921
OK, put your arms round me. Put
your arms round me. Oh, jeez!
373
00:24:33,945 --> 00:24:35,214
OK.
374
00:24:35,238 --> 00:24:36,981
All right.
375
00:24:38,449 --> 00:24:40,469
Come on. Stay with me, mate.
376
00:24:40,493 --> 00:24:42,402
Aarrghh!
377
00:24:43,204 --> 00:24:45,015
You've done it. Brilliant!
378
00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:47,226
OK, pull him up. Pull me up!
379
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,910
Jesus Christ!
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