All language subtitles for Il Mio Miglior Nemico 2006

Translated by El Mochilero

Here I am.

Orfeo Rinalduzzi,

24 years old.

A year of military service, putting out fires in Cerde�a.

I didn't know my father, but I know my mother too well.

She has chronic depression but I love her.

It was one of those moments

when you have to look back on your life ...
what can you say?

... that I'm not like everyone else.

- Watch where you're going!
- and you watch the horn!

I don't go out, I don't dance,
I don't like video games,

but above all,
I don't have any aspirations.

Leave me in peace!
What the fuck do they want with me?

Well no, there's always someone
who wants to teach me something.

or who comes into my life without
permission.

Like this guy here,

this bastard
with jacket and tie.

How much further, for fuck's sake?

Not far. It's just there's
a lot of traffic.

Even his name is ridiculous.

Aquiles. Aquiles De Bellis.

How did he manage to steal
the name of a grand mythological figure?

and put it on
a face like that ...?

Aquiles De Bellis

is a man who has passed
his life leaning forward,

looking at his shoes

and showing his stereotypical
"happy Buddha" smile.

He pretends to speak five languages,
but he only knows one,

the language of money.

Yes, Aquiles even
married money.

Gigliola Duranti,

daughter of one of the city's hotel
dynasties.

Unfortunately for Aquiles,
he's been excluded from

all of the matrimonial property.

This is Guglielmo Duranti,
his brother-in-law.

Twice married,
and twice left by his wives.

He invented the "horns".

Aquiles makes the decisions, but only
if Guglielmo agrees.

Ramona is his third sister,
recently arrived from the east.

Something very unpleasant
has happened.

I already know.

- Tell them.
- I have already.

Good.

What do I draw from all of this?

Well, everything started
that accursed day...

Last night something very,
serious happened.

One of our most valued
clients,

Mr Ted Terry.

They stole his computer
from his luggage.

This theft dishonours
the name of our hotel

and the chain
it represents.

- You'd agree?
- Yes.

But I don't understand

Why me?

Mrs Rinalduzzi,

you're in charge of the
first, second and third floors.

What were you doing on the 5th floor?

And outside of your work
schedule.

Because I .. was ..
Well, I ..

Louder!

I was ...
I wasn't on the 5th.

Liar!

Olivares saw you come out
of the client's room

at the same time that he was
sending down his luggage.

So would you be kind enough to
explain what you were doing there.

- It's that I was substituting ...
- For who?

For Simonetta, who's in charge of the 5th.

We've already questioned her.
She was in the laundry.

Could you leave us alone? I'd like
to speak with Mrs Rinalduzzi.

Thanks.

Mrs Annarita,

you're lying.

Moreover, with your record ...

We've done all we can
to cover your ...

psychological problems.

We've give you
a very good chance

And you've thrown it
overboard.

Now we've got a problem.

You don't have
to finish your shift.

Take off your apron,
report to administration,

and hand in your resignation.

because you're no longer
recognised in this hotel.

- Is this a joke?
- No.

Mr De Bellis,
this story can't end like this ...

I've got every reason,
this story can end like this.

I've done nothing wrong.

I never stole anything.

They can't throw me out
for something I haven't done.

I'm not a thief.

I'm not a thief.

To us.

- Hey, you can't ...
- Calm down.

- Mr De Bellis?
- What do you want?

Who are you?

Pick up the phone right now

and tell them to re-hire Annarita Rinalduzzi,
and tell her you're sorry.

Hey, get out of
here right now.

Leave now, please.

I'm in a meeting.

No, De Bellis,
you haven't understood me.

You offended my mother

calling her crazy,

psychotic, a thief,

and then you fired her unfairly.

So I'm doing
what I've got to do.

In any case it was your mother

who smeared

the respectability and the prestige
of the chain I represent.

- Don't translate this.
- No.

Tell them this is the chef
asking for a raise.

But this isn't the place
to discuss this.

I don't give a fuck.
I've been waiting 5 hours.

Make the fucking call,
De Bellis.

Listen to me, kid.

You have to learn something
they haven't taught you.

But you have to know one thing:

I didn't fire your mother
because she gave me trouble.

And in 5 minutes
you'll be in a cell.

And in 5 seconds
I'll ruin your life.

- Got it?
- Yeah, sure.

Security?.
Send De Marzis, please.

Right now. In my office.

Sorry.

It's a disaster

renewing labour contracts
in Italy.

Translate.

You'll have this problem
very soon.

Translate it well.

Then we're ready.

I believe champagne ..

where is it?
always brings good luck.

Cheers, cheers.

Cheers.

I don't have a glass,
but it's the same from me.

Cheers.

Damn you .. damn you.

MY BEST ENEMY

Have they stolen your phone?

Sorry.

Here's your beer.

Give me five minutes,
I have to talk to you.

Shall I scream?

Fabrizio.

Sorry, a coffee
for the lady.

Come here.

Hurry up. This isn't my bar.

This'll be quick. I only want to tell you
that I don't want to see you again.

You don't have a future,
or any dreams, or desires.

You spend all of your time
feeling sorry for your mother.

If she's sick, then put her in an institution.

It's not enough to be alive,
if this is the only way you feel.

- Even when we're doing it.
- Keep your voice down!

You don't want me,
I'm just a shoulder for you to cry on.

You can't discuss this
on the phone?

- And now I've had to listen to it all.
- Yeah .. I'm going.

- Have you finished, can I go now?
- Watch what I'm about to do.

I'm taking out my phone and deleting
your number in front of everyone.

So now you no longer exist for me.
Wiped out.

- You're a failure.
- Thanks.

And I've cheated on you.

Many times.

Well, I'm keeping these.

They cost a fortune,
I had to work extra hours.

Go to hell!

You need to grow up. A lot.

Go to hell!

On the tables I'd like
hearts made from ivy.

with 25� made from little roses.

And flames in front of the setting.

It'll be fantastic.

Darling, do we really need

that floral composition
with the number?

You'll have to say that again?

Everyone knows that it's 25�.

and to me it seems
a little overdone.

It seems like The Godfather's
party in Miami.

A silver wedding anniversary
only comes around once in a lifetime.

Let's leave it as it is.

But not with the hotel's logo
on the decorations.

Because that's tacky.

It's a surprise.

Sir!

Your shoes.

My god! What have you done?

We pay a fortune
to train the dog

Can't they at least teach
it where to shit?

You don't look where you step?

What's he eating, spinach?

It's green.

- Hey, Fede!
- Hey, Orfeo!

I've already fixed
that exhaust pipe for you.

Terrific, Manuel.

Hello.

Tell your mother to come down here,
I've got an audition.

OK.

How are you?

Don't put on that face. Can't you see
they've made me feel better?

When I'm recovered I'll give them up.

I promise, treasure.

I know you're well.

I've seen Ricardo downstairs.

Don't start,
don't give me a sermon.

Ricardo loves me.

And he's having a marriage crisis.
He needs me.

I know what it's like
to be alone.

Sometimes it's like I'm
suspended in darkness.

Yes.

He's married
and he'll never leave his wife.

He won't leave her but he doesn't love her,
right?

He loves me.
Yes sir, he loves me.

And it doesn't matter to him
if they call me a thief,

or if they throw me out.

Please, leave me alone.

I love you so much,
don't crush me into pieces, you as well.

Fix your make-up.
You look like a Bronx warrior.

Treasure ...

I love you so much.

I'm sorry, OK?
I'm sorry.

Sorry.

And eat something, OK?

Let's go.

I request you to forgive me
for my behaviour yesterday.

Let my mother back in, please.
Give her another chance.

We've got problems. Thank you.

Go to hell!

Good boy, Aquiles.

Come here.

- OK, I'm not waiting any longer.
- Are you crazy?

OK, please, let's go.
It's more exciting.

Well done, Aquiles.

- You've gone with the leopard?
- You like it?

I've got a leopard in the car?
You're so sexy.

Kid, please,
don't get in the way.

Sorry.

I'm in a cage
with a leopard, and she's scratching me.

Don't scratch me, no,
or it'll leave a mark on my neck.

Hey! what are you doing
with the phone?

Do it with this.

Cool.

Give me your email address later
and I'll send you them.

God, how organised are we.

You're all mine.

Let's go, Aquiles.

I'm going to eat
an entire leopard.

Thanks.

Two sets of binoculars?

I'm waiting for a couple for tonight.

They're infrared.

They're two that'll kill each other.

Are you sure this
is a quiet place?

No-one knows about this place,
it's an oasis of peace.

It'd be stupid if I bought you
to a place with people around.

Well, if you say so ...

You have to trust
your loverboy.

- Good morning.
- Yes?

- Miro?
- Marcello's not coming today?

- He's got a cold.
- Well he could have let us know.

Miro, Miro, handsome.

Today you're going on a walk
with another little friend.

Now, you'll tell me later
if he's been for you.

My god!
But how will they do it?

Nothing.

They didn't want to go out with you.

Let's go, don't worry, red-head.

Sir, something terrible has happened.

What's up?

- But it's not my fault.
- It's Cecilia?

It's better if you see.
The dog ...

The dog?

- God!
- Look at him.

Who did this?

Today someone new came
because Marcello's not well.

Someone new.

But who was it?

I don't remember.
He was wearing a cap.

And there was this as well.

"The hot season has started"

Have we done something bad?

Something bad to who?

To who?

This is a local idiot.
Around here everything's full of graffiti.

But tomorrow I'll sort this matter out.
Now ..

Well, it's over now.
Stay calm ..

Who is hot
with us?

Who's going to be hot?

- What's up, darling?
- What's up?

- What's up?
- Nothing, everything's fine.

No, it's just that I'm worried about
the dog.

We wouldn't have any enemies?

Enemies? Everyone adores me.

Listen, let's go and wash
this dog.

or it'll get the furniture dirty.

- God!
- Have you seen this?

It could be anyone.
It's your first plan.

Yes, sure, of course.

Have a look at these.

- Keep calm when you look at them.
- There are more?

Yes, there're more. Look.

- No, my god!
- No, no, no.

Keep your voice down.

But .. but how is this possible?
how is this possible?

So if your husband
finds out about this,

Goodby to my marriage,
my daughter, my job.

It's a disaster.

But it's not just your husband,
it's my wife's brother.

- Great. You're just thinking about yourself.
- No, woman.

And I wouldn't have any problems, right?

How the fuck did you get it into your head to take me
to that place full of peeping toms?

How did that occur to you?

Let's leave it for a while.

- A while?
- Yes.

After this
we can never see each other again.

Let's go through
with the silver wedding anniversary.

No, none of the little dolls. Sorry,
take it, take the little doll.

You've come to break my balls?

Do you want to leave me in peace,
yes or no?

What are you doing?

Pardon, but this guy speaks
and hears better than anyone.

Come on, get out, get out.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?
Get out, get lost!

Do I have to tell it to you
in Albanian, in Bulgarian?

Didn't I tell you to get lost?

I SAW YOU IN THE WOODS, ASSHOLE

Get out.

- What's happening?
- Nothing.

- What's up?
- Nothing.

It's just something secret that can't go
to the house, I've been waiting for it.

Why not?
Have you spoken with that friend of mine?

You've got to go
and ask for it in my name.

You idiot.

What do you want with me?

Relax, Casanova.

It was you who
send me the photos.

Ah, yes?

How much for the negatives?

You still think photos
come from negatives?

Well, the disc.

Where have you put the photos?
On a DVD, up your ass?

Do you like your life?

How much do you want?
300 euros would be enough for you?

1,300.

And your car and your house. And your
garden, and even your wife.

What?

Relax, relax.

Do you think I'm a blackmailer?

Sure, I'm a blackmailer
and my mother's a thief.

But what do you want from me?
What're you playing at, what do you want?

I want to ruin you, Aquiles.
To humiliate you.

This is extortion,
it's blackmail.

No, it's compensation
for my mother.

Bye, Aquiles.

And if we make it 1,000?
Look, you'll do well out of this.

- Well, 1,000 and you give me the photos.
- Enough already.

Anyway, I'll see you again soon.
See you soon.

Bye, Aquiles.

Aquiles. Aquiles, what are you doing?

You want to know who sent
the photos? It was him.

- The deaf-mute?
- He's not a deaf-mute!

He's an idiot blackmailer.

OK, let's go.

They'll break your ass,
De Bellis!

What's got into Miro?

Barking all night.

Miro!

Come here, Miro!

Idiot!

I can tell there's an idiot
around here!

Fuck off! Show your face, fool.

Show your face. Why don't you fuck off?

- Show your face, fool!
- Enough!

Someone's here,
watching us.

I can sense a negative presence,
don't you understand?

It'll only be the dog,
he'll have been chasing a cat.

- I don't feel well, Gigli�.
- Come here, darling.

You need a neurologist.
We'll go tomorrow.

The pistol's loaded.

Careful,
or you'll kill us both.

You promised no guns.

It's OK, I'll unload it. But
a few days ago I didn't feel safe.

Idiot!
Idiot!
You drive with the headlights off?

- What the fuck, driving like that?
- Go to hell!

Why the fuck were YOU driving like that?

You were going so fast. I didn't even have
time to switch on the headlights.

Shit, look at this!
I'm hurt real bad.

You've hurt yourself?

Yes, it hurts a lot.

My knee is swelling up.
It really hurts.

Let's get you to a doctor.

No, no.

If you've broken something
you'll need to get it in plaster.

Nothing's broken!
I'm fine.

Look, I'm only saying:
You need a doctor, now.

Take a deep breath.

Just a second, a second.

- Just a little bit longer.
- It hurts! fuck you!

OK, we're almost there.

Wait, let's go.

Hold on tight, hold on.

Thanks.

Why?

- Wait.
- Thanks.

- You live here?
- Yes, but ..

- But?
- There's a small problem.

What type of problem?

- I live on the third floor and there's no elevator.
- Right.

I'll help you with it.

Thanks.

Why have you put yourself out
so much helping me tonight?

The nuns taught me
to love thy neighbour.

And you're always so good
to all your neighbours?

No, only the neighbours
that I run over in my car.

And if the neighbour asks you
for your number, do you give it to him?

No. Well, I'm going.

Listen.

What if my lawyer wants your number?

You want to report me?

No, but I want your number.

What the hell?

- What's happening?
- My god. Mama.

Mama, mama.

What the fuck ... Get up.

Orfeo, what's going on?

Pour some salt into a glass of water.s
I've got to make her throw up.

She's asleep.

- Thanks.
- Why?

The welcome wasn't the best,
but it's not always like this.

Why did she take so many pills?

She's depressed.

But it's because she loves too much.

And your father?

My father ...

He left us before I was born.

Come on.

- How long has he been dead?
- Who's dead?

Your father.

My father's not dead.

It's just that he left,
the bastard.

He lives in the north
with another family. I don't know him.

Why?

Because ..

Because ..

Thanks.

Because I came into the world like an idiot.

And if I see him, I'll kill him.
I'll break his neck.

But that's not the reason I hate him.

I'm not like those people who

psychoanalyse themselves because
they don't have a father ..

No. Because it's the right thing to do.

Because he likes
to break everyone's neck.

Why?

Because sometime's it's necessary.

If you hurt me,
I'll break your neck.

No.

And this?

- It's my mother's
- But it's an import.

Yes, it's a rare English songwriter
not well known.

Your mother's cool.

When she gets better
I'd like to meet her.

And how did you get to be Orfeo?

Because of Orfeo and Euridice?

Yes, how did you know?

Your grandmother called you Orfeo?

- No.
- But you get that?

Excuse me.

Cecilia, Cecilia.

You don't answer at this time of the night.

Or your escaping from something,
or you're fucking someone over.

- I'm not escaping anyone.
- No?

No.

Then stay here.

If I leave
will you break my neck?

No. I'll break my own neck.

Give me your hand.

Then die in peace.

And call me tomorrow.

See you.

You cretin.

And explain to me how you came back
from London in a car.

- You arrived at 5am.
- A friend dropped me off.

You let your friends bring you back
but you don't call your parents.

And you were meant to come back by plane.

These marathon journeys just by car
are dangerous.

Can I drink my coffee
or is it dangerous?

Darling, that exam
that you went to do,

what was it?

Isabelina poetry, how did it go?

It went well.

Well?

Fantastic.

- And they've published my work in an editorial too.
- No!

Really?

Then you're going to keep going with the poetry?

Recall that your professor
of Italian Literature

published a collection
of your poems.

They were very, very good. They were called ..

"Memories of ... "

- "Memories ... "
- "Of a distracted journey."

"Of a distracted journey".
Very fine.

I'll write "Memories
of a distracted lecture" for you.

That's enough now.

And are you still seeing
the son of that embassador?

Who, the butler?

What a shame. I liked him so much ..

A handsome young man,
from a good family ..

- God!
- What?

I have to speak to the nursery.

The neighbour's dogs
have destroyed our garden.

This party is
like a G8 summit.

Dressed like squatters.

But hey, darling.

Are you alone at the moment
or do you have someone special?

Someone?

No.

- No?
- I told you no.

No one, no one?

- Age?
- Same as me.

Tall, blue eyes, romantic
kind, makes me laugh ...

- Family?
- The best.

- Rich family, yes.
- Very good.

And what does the boy do?

OK, give me some information.
Your dad never sees you.

- You want to know the truth?
- Of course.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

What's wrong?

The school is a pile of shit,
the exams are worse.

I'm not doing well in London.
I need to talk with you.

Always the self-destructive
perfectionist.

Never doing as well as I should.

Darling, relax
I know you're a perfectionist.

Relax.

Thank god
you're home now.

It's a calm environment.

Aquiles!

Have you shaped the
little ivy hearts into rings yet?

- And how do I put them on the table?
- The hearts.

Put them there.

- Put them there.
- But I don't want them anymore.

What's it like in your house, Dad?

Relaxed?

A coffee and a pear juice.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Right away.

A coffee and a pear juice.

This is for table 2, right?

- Good, orange juice.
- For me, thanks.

Macedonia.

- Would you like anything else?
- A coffee.

One coffee coming right up.

Yes, just a moment.

Hello.

- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to see where you work.

- I'm a waiter. Why did you want to see?
- Teach me what you do.

Let's go somewhere else, we'll have some dinner

I can't be here right now.

Who minds if I'm here?
I want to stay.

Who minds?

In that case, a fruit juice.

When is the order for number 5 going out?

Take them their bill.

A mixed salad for table 3.

It's all me, right?
I'm on my holiday, Fabri.

Pass it between the two.

One fruit juice.

YOU ARE THE BEST
GIFT OF THE DAY.

Another coffee. Thanks.

- Are you crazy?
- Come with me.

- I can't, I'm working.
- Please, please.

- A beer and juice for number 3.
- This table is mine.

- Why are you so happy?
- I like to work.

- Look how cozy you are.
- And it's for you.

Tell me something
that you wouldn't do for me.

Buy you some earrings.

- Here you go.
- Are you planning to work in a circus?

- Franco.
- Yes.

- This is a waiter's trick.
- Cool!

What's up?

What if was to tell you that I'm
with a 40 year old man?

with grey hair,
and that he's a musician?

He's twice your age

And we've lived together
for one year.

Lithium or amphetamines?

What?

People divide themelves
into two categories very clearly:

those who are on lithium, who are slow,
dull, boring and foreseeable,

and those who are on amphetamines,

they change you

they make you fly,

they always surprise you,

and they carry you far away.

How's your rocker?
Lithium or amphetamines?

I'm sorry, it's a professional
distortion, for my mother.

I'm not your mother.

And who is he for you?

He's not my father!

And what am I?

What am I?

Orfeo, my life is a mess.

I need schedules, rules ...

Someone to tell me
how I should be.

I'd love it if I was
like a swiss watch.

- I should live like that.
- That's not what I said to you.

Cecilia.

You're an amphetamine.

And do you know why I can't
sort out my life?

Because I never thought there'd be
someone like you.

Some women,
who speak like that

faint in your arms.

So, faint in mine.

If you fall asleep in someone's
arms, they say,

they become
part of your family.

I never felt so good,

never.

When I woke up
the next morning I was alone

in the car,
outside my apartment.

She'd left me a note ...

that said:

"To wake someone who's sleeping
is sacrilege."

For the first time in my life
someone was thinking of me.

When she came back in the afternoon
for her car

we made love again.

These people are very important
to me, so

we'll reserve suite 356

and the bridal suite 357.

And also the private dining room
in the restaurant.

- Come in.
- This is Mrs. Ramona.

Please.

These are important people.

- Hello, Ramona, what's up?
- What's up?

Look.
This arrived this morning.

Guglielmo almost saw it.

- What is it?
- Look what it is.

It arrived in an envelope.

My god, what a tragedy.

If you don't resolve this problem

I'll kill you in front of your wife
and my husband.

Have you got a minute?

- It's Guglielmo!
- It's him!

It's Guglielmo!

Just a second, Guglielmo!

But where can I hide? Here.

No, there's an alarm over there.

We've got to talk right now.

Just a second!

Where the hell? Here.

- It's the only place.
- Here.

- My dearest friend!

- Leave it open.
- No!

- Do you know how it is ... ?
- How what is?

What's the risk
when you've got a younger women?

- No, what?
- That sooner or later she'll deceive you.

Why've you got
this suspicion?

you suspect something?

It's a certainty, Aquiles,
a certainty.

- OK, that's enough!
- It's certain, it's a tragedy.

- The computer!
- What can I do?

It's terrible.

But we'll talk about it calmly.

We'll be calm, and we'll talk.

- Guglielmo.
- Yes?

Look me in the eye. I've got something
important to tell you.

- Don't be distracted. Look at me.
- I'm looking at you!

I wouldn't believe

that Ramona is deceiving you, even if
I was to see it with my own eyes.

- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you!

Everything's fine.
Do you know why?

It's because she's
deeply in love with you.

And she's a deeply
serious woman.

I already know that, you should know.

- The problem is something else.
- What's the problem?

- It's that I ... Keep quiet.
- It's that I've got ... Come on!

I've got problems ...
I have problems.

serious problems with ..
the erection, get it?

I know the same happened to you.
You solved it with some pills.

I wanted to know if you could
get me some, I don't know ...

- God, excuse me.
- No, man.

I'm sorry but I'm ashamed.
What do I do? It's not easy.

No, it's OK, OK.

- Tell me, tell me.
- A friend is honest, right?

Of course, sure.

But listen,
I want to tell you something.

Keep looking at me,
don't be distracted.

I'm looking at you!

Then I'll tell you this.

Enough anxiety.

Enough of chasing ghosts,
enough of this ...

I'm sorry, sorry, Excuse me.

Enough of this
performance anxiety.

The current drama
is the anxiety of service.

Everything's here.
Enough!

- Then, you'll get me some?
- Sure.

Great. You're a true
friend. Thanks.

- Do they have any secondary effects?
- Not at all!

- For 18 hours you're ..
- 18 hours? No!

- Does Gigliola know?
- No.

Of course, sure.

So she's happy.

Great.

18 hours. Fantastic!

It's all because of Gigliola.

My old friend, how've you been?

Thanks for coming.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks to you all.

There should be a public toast.

- We've got a surprise.
- What is it?

We've organised something.
Come on, darling.

Excuse us a second.

Excuse me.

Ladies and gentlement, I feel
it's my duty to propose a toast

for the most beautiful couple
in the world.

Your health, Gigliola, my sweetest
and most affectionate sister.

And your health, Aquiles,

the man who's made
my sister happy.

and who has advanced
so brilliantly

the interests
of our hotel group.

Why is he mentioning the job?
It's so tacky.

My wife and I have been together
5 years married

and what we wish for tonight
is to be able to also reach

this magnificent anniversary
of 20 years,

with the same love
and the same enthusiasm

that our Gigliola and Aquiles
are living.

- Would you like to say something?
- Of course.

I'd like to say this is a special
night, a very special night.

a night of silver.

- To the couple!
- Thank you.

Thank you, brother.

If you'll let me,
I'd also like to say something.

Like him I'm also enchanted with
this wonderful evening.

As a politician
I feel a little envy.

Because I believe
this marvellous couple posess

that which is lacking in our party:
cohesion and harmony.

Once more, congratulations.

Thank you. That was great, thank you.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I'd like to go against the tide.

I'd like to contratulate
another couple ...

- Do you know him?
- No! Yes, yes, yes.

Mr. Aquiles De Bellis
doesn't lack for anything.

Surprise.

Like all of those
in high places,

Aquiles has a beautiful house,
a beautiful wife,

A fine car,
and a very fine bank balance.

and most importantly, Aquiles
has an extremely beautiful lover.

- A beautiful lover.
- No, no.

It's a joke that we thought up,
him and me.

Yes, but no. Young and beautiful.

And very photogenic, I have to say.
Congratulations madam.

You've come out well in the photos.
You too, Aquiles.

Let's see ...

Allow me to congratulate
the true couple of this evening.

Don't move, I want to hear this.

Aquiles and Ramona!

They have so much fun together.

Congratulations, Aquiles.
So much fun together.

Don't move!

- Who are these people?
- Who are these people?

- No, it's not me!
- How can it not be you?

Where are you?
I'll kill you in front of everyone!

You're causing a scene
in front of everyone.

- I'll kill you!
- Shit!

Bitch! Guglielmo!

Ladies and gentlemen,
it's all been a planned joke.

A photo montage.

Music!
Don't leave, there's music.

The fireworks! We haven't had the fireworks?

Come on, enjoy!

Let's dance, ladies and gentlemen.

Stop, asshole! Stop!

What have you done? What have you done?

I didn't know.

Cecilia, I didn't know,
I swear to you I didn't know.

- What didn't you know?
- I didn't know!

- What is it that you didn't know?
- I didn't know that you were his daughter!

If I'd have known,
I wouldn't have done this.

You're a shit.

If you like I'll tell it to you
more kindly.

You're worthless.

I beg you,
Cecilia, listen to me.

You're fake and mediocre.

like most of the men
I've known,

including my father.

Let it all pour out, darling,
it'll make you feel better. Pour it out.

Later you'll feel better.

I assure you it was only
a moment of weakness.

- You want to know the truth?
- Tell it to me!

I didn't even enjoy it!

Man-whore! Liar, hypocrite!

When did this story start?
Man-whore!

Why do you call it a story?

It was an episode
between parentheses.

- Between parentheses?
- Between parentheses!

Relatives!

Conspicous, conspicuous
I already understand.

Anyway
I told her a thousand times:

"Stop it, stop it. Forget it."

- Was this where you were saying that?
- Look.

If the photo could talk, it would tell you.
I was saying:

"Stop it, stop it."

Unfortunately it's a photo
and it can't speak.

I'll tell you how
things are.

When I met you you were nobody,

a bullshit graduate
with patches on your pants.

- It's true, it's true.
- And what do you do?

Cheat on me with that whore.

No. One cheats with the heart
and it wasn't like that.

- Get out of here!
- My heart never cheated on you.

Get out of this house!

Now go by the hotel and collect
the four things that you have.

Then go by administration.

From today you're no longer
recognised in the hotel.

You've got every right.

If you attempt to put
one foot in reception

- I'll break your face.
- OK.

- But I'll break your face for sure.
- I'll never come back again.

Send someone
to collect your things.

I don't even want to
perceive the smell of you.

Cecilia,

we've got to talk.

I owe you an explanation.

You've let yourself
be blackmailed by a guy.

You've told a heap of lies
to everyone, including me.

All it was was a moment
of tiredness.

- No.
- Yes.

If you're tired
you go to the Maldives

not make a hypocrite of yourself
in front of everyone.

It's been terrible.

Please,
don't draw away from me now.

Don't leave me alone, I need you.

Tonight
was the first time in my life

I was ashamed of you.

What did you do
to make him angry?

- I had my reasons.
- I asked you a question.

I dismissed his mother.

She'd stolen a computer
from a suitcase.

She's a thief.

I had to do it,
I couldn't avoid it.

Both of us have been screwed
by that guy.

What?

What are you saying, darling?

Why both of us?

Why are you saying that?

You're mixed up in this?

Why?

He's the guy
I told you about.

My god!

Him!

You get it?

It's him.

Wait, darling.
Darling, don't go.

Don't call me darling!

What are you doing?

Darling,
something wonderful's happened.

They've given Ricardo a script,
something great.

Guess who he is.
The protagonist! Edipo!

They'll be on tour.
Something cool, alternative.

"Edipo in the sewers",
all of Europe.

And he wants me to go with him.

We'll travel around in a caravan and
I'll cook for them. Imagine,

Ricardo will be
in a show for real.

Look, I've bought this
for the journey. Are you OK?

Why put on that face?

It's not good to see you like this.

Like how? I'm very happy.

I'm just hoping you're
joking, mama.

Who do you do the same thing
every time you see me happy?

- And how long do you think it'll last?
- As long as possible.

Because I'm taking life
by the balls. I have to live.

I want to start living!

And it bothers me you don't see
how down I am and how much I need this.

This what?
This is a pile of shit!

Orfeo, you've got to stop
meddling in my life.

Ricardo and I love each other.
You don't understand,

he left his family for me
and I lost my job for him.

- In what sense?
- No, nothing.

- How is it nothing?
- Nothing.

- Nothing what?
- Nothing!

- What do you want to say?
- Nothing.

Nothing what? nothing what?

I did it, OK?
It was me!

I stole one thing from someone who has 50.

Ricardo couldn't buy it
even in 10 years.

What did you do?

I stole the fucking computer!

It was just a fucking computer.

for Ricardo's job.

Bye.

I'll call you every day.

Mama.

This is for what you've done
to my family.

You're joking, right?
I didn't do anything to you.

Let's get some medical help.
OK. Help me at least.

OK, help me.

Let's go get some help.
This is nothing.

OK, help me, I can't take you down
just by the stairs. Let's go down.

We're here aleady.
Thanks, guys.

Slow.

We're already sure.

- Has there been an accident?
- No.

Well, yes.

Motorcyle?

No, unfortunately
at home.

He slipped over in the house?

OK, let's go.

We're already in the Emergency Room.
Don't worry, it's nothing.

- You're Mr. De Bellis?
- Yes, why?

- The doctor would like to speak with you.
- Why?

I don't know, but he's said
there's something he'd like to talk to you about.

Doctor?

Is there a problem?

It was a good knock, wasn't it?

We have to take an X-ray
to see if there's a cerebral lesion.

Then you were the only one
on hand to help Mr. Rinalduzzi?

That's obvious.

And where were you when the guy
fell and bashed his face?

Where was I?

- Where was I?
- In the kitchen.

- What?
- You were in the kitchen.

- In the shower!
- Also?

Shit!

No, it's just that it hurts.

Yes, we were both in the shower.

In other words you were both together
in the shower?

We were showering together.

It's that I've got
a very small hot-water tank.

and the hot water
doesn't last very long.

And since he's a friend ...

- Exactly.
- I got out of the shower first,

slipped and fell.

It's just as well it wasn't him.

Exactly.

OK.

- But these guys are gays?
- Shit! Can't you see?

Hey, but at least

it won't be dangerous.
We'll be fine.

He has to stay here a night
under observation.

No, I want to go home.

- But you'll have to sign.
- I'll sign, I'll sign.

He wants to go home.

But at rest and under observation.

- You're together, right?
- Yes, together.

- We're together. OK, let's go.
- What a hassle!

Go!

Wait, wait.

Wait!

- Which is it?
- The one in the middle.

- The one in the middle?
- Yes.

Good. Hide in here forever.

- They've stolen my car!
- Alfredo, shit!

Alfredo?

He's a friend of yours?

No, he's obsessed
with cars.

You left it unlocked.

I want my car!

Well. You know him?

I don't just know him,
I know the whole neighbourhood.

If you don't bring me my car I'll open
your head like a watermelon.

Calm down, don't shout.

I'll make a call
and we'll try and sort it out.

No, we won't just try,
we'll make sure.

Look, we look like
two retards ...

- Let me hold on here ...
- I get it already!

It's all right, OK, OK!

And you sitting on the handlebars
like a curse.

But where are we going?

To see a friend.

Don't move around so much.
Follow what I do!

What if we fall!

- I can't hold on with my hands.
- Calm down, you bastard, stay still.

I can't see anything. If you keep shifting around,
we're fucked.

Don't talk, watch
where we're going ...

My helmet, my helmet fell off.
Stop, stop ...

You want me to stop! I can't,
we'll be too late ...

If the Police stop us
what the hell are we going to do

- Stay down, keep down please ...
- Why do you want me to keep down ...

- Keep down, hide ... !
- My helmet ... !

- Wait, I'm going to see if I can convince him ...
- How, if he's ...
- It's OK

- Hi.
- Hi, Bire.

Hi

This is ...

They took it from him?

By the way Alfredo
says that he can't pin it down

Listen, can't you help me ...

It's not worth starting an argument

that could prove difficult because
they must have already stripped it down ...

I can help you find
another one just as good, really good ...

It's just I can't call him,
my balls would be on the line ...

A quick phone call could do it ...

Yeah, and he could go crazy ...

Excuse me one moment ...

How old is Alfredo ...

What the hell does it matter ...

I asked a question.
How old is Alfredo ...

It's not a problem of age
you're twice as old as him

I'm still talking ...

and I don't know why
I'm wasting my time ...

... with two idiots
like you. Let's go, Orfeo ...

Great guy your friend, yeah?

- Now I've got to go with him. See you.
- See you.

Come with me
to look for the car, please.

OK, it's the first aisle,
at the end to the left.

And you're not coming ...

- No... - But how,
weren't you so handsome, so tough?

On paper, you were a tough guy ...

I'm going to show you how it's done ...

Confidence ...

Education ...

Excuse me ...

Good afternoon

Hey,...

Here are the people that
I'm happy to see ...

What the hell do you want ...

Get the fuck out of here, fool ...

They shot at me ...

Holy fucking shit ...

- But you made him angry ...
- Let's get the hell out of here ...

Sodania ...

- Hi Peter
- Today you're blonde?

Necesitamos informacion,
�pas� Alfredo?

Yeah, he passed by in a car,
but he didn't stop ...

What car was it?

It was a big car,
colour blue.

It's mine!

It's my car!

And now you're going. You're always telling me
you'll come over but then you go ...

OK, some time leave me happy ...

You're not leaving me happy.
Let's go and look for the car. Excuse us, OK?

See you

- Now you're giving bollocks to that troll ...
- She told us about the car ...

She's a troll, hurry up!

We're here! Come one!

Aquiles.

Take it easy, OK?
That's my advice.

- What do you mean "take it easy"?
- Don't get aggressive, stay calm.

- OK.
- In other words?

Just stay cool. It's the only way.

Please excuse me,

Mr. Alfredo,

I appeal to ...

he's Alfredo!

Bad start.

Mr. Alfredo, I'm appealing
to your sensibility,

to your good judgement,
to your humanity within

I'm a man
who's lost everything today,

I've lost my wife, my daughter,
my job and my dignity.

You're a fool!

If you've lost everything in
one day, it's because you're stupid.

What can we give him?

We've got a Punto,
a Panda and a Stilo.

And an Escort.

All in good condition.

Excuse me, I lost an Audi,

and you offer me a Punto ["point" in English],
a point and comma,

an exclamation point?

But what is this?

What the fuck is this?

This is a shame!
A shame!

Enough, please!

Enough what? I give the orders here.

Stop clowning around.

I'm only telling you:
you should be ashamed.

The next step
is to go to the Police.

What is this place you've brought me to?

Shut it.

Take him to the Emergency Room
because we're going to break his balls.

What a surprise!
Welcome.

- Another time in the shower?
- It's not OK.

You guys were washing with olive oil?

Just drop it,
please.

How are you?

I'm worried about the car.

I don't want to see you again!
Get lost! Are you listening to me?

Aquiles, just one thing.

God! I can't stand your voice.

- When will the taxi get here?
- It's here already.

It's just something very important,
then I'll go.

It's about my mother.

Go straight to hell, you and your mother.

You don't see what you've done
to my life?

You've ruined
my life, OK?

So I'm telling you one thing:
get lost! Is that clear?

- Did one of you call a taxi?
- Me.

- Can we go to Sabaudia.
- Sabaudia.

- It's about the computer!
- God!

Let go of the door!

I told you to go!
Go, a long way away!

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You're also taking
the beach house?

Where am I going to sleep?

In a tree, under a bridge?

That house belongs to us both.

Then I'll claim
half, that's all.

You know what I realise
from all of this?

I realise I've spent
25 years of my life

having to show you

that you can make a son
from a porter.

Get out!

- Hello, Aquiles.
- What do you want now?

No, nothing. The car.
I've brought you the car.

They gave it back to me?

No, I found it.

Here it is.

Sorry, but one
of the doors is grey.

- It's missing the right seat.
- Yes.

- And the GPS and stereo
- Yes.

What the hell have you brought me?

This is the car.
You've got the car, you've got the motor.

It's the best I could do.

Leave it here unlocked.
I don't give a fuck. Goodbye.

Aquiles, one last thing. Then
I'll go and you won't see me again.

I have to apologise.

My mother is a thief.

She really did steal
that fucking computer.

and above all ...
Who would have thought ...

she'd do it for that asshole?

I didn't know, I didn't know.
I'm sorry.

If I had have known ...

That's all.

I don't know what to do.

I feel like shit.

Look, now we've made
something positive.

Everyone takes their own path, right?

I don't want to see you again
agreed?

Hello, treasure ...

You've seen, they've cut off the light ...

We forgot to pay the bill

Sit down, treasure ...

they've dismissed Ricardo ...

unfairly ...

All out of envy,
all for a game of envy

So, I'm asking you a favour ...

Take it easy on him,
he's very depressed.

What do I have to do, mama ...

Treasure, listen to me ...

Tomorrow, before you go to work,

would you mind buying some coffee?
It ran out today.

Perhaps you could also buy
some mik and biscuits.

Biscuits. Mama,

and milk.
Nothing else?

All of my life has been like this ...

I do your shopping,
I pay your bills,

I clean the house and mop the floors,

I help you vomit,

I let you know when
you can take out the salary

so you can buy
those fucking pills ...

How do I do this shit, mama,
how do I put up with this revulsion?

Are those the pills you keep taking?
Are those the pills?

I don't care about those pills.

They're shit, you understand?

They're shit, shit,
shit, shit ...

Now you know what we need to do ...

- Where are those pills?
- No, treasure, listen to me ...

Please

Let's go, give me the pills, mama

I ask this of you

Move ...

- Don't make me ... - Give me those pills ...
of shit - Don't make me do that ...

Give me those shitty
pills

- Leave me be, please ...
- Give me those fucking pills!

Where are they?

Are they these?

Are they these, mama?

Are they these?

Are these the pills, mama?

Treasure, I beg you ...

Are these the ones
that must be thrown to fuck?

- Excuse me ... - Are these the ones
that must be thrown to fuck, mama?

Are they these?
Tell me if they're these!

They're killing you!

Everything's OK, mama.

Everything's OK.

- See you!
- Orfeo!

Come in early tomorrow,
don't do what you always do.

Yes, yes.

Are you Orfeo?

Yes, and you?

I'm Bob. Bob Murray.

Bob Murray?

Cecilia's man
is this drunkard?

And he's come from England to tell me
that since Cecilia met me,

she hasn't been the same.

It's terrible, I know,

I had to find Cecilia.

It's incredible.

Now it turns out that my daughter

wrote the lyrics
of this guy's songs.

Look at yourself.

You're her father and you don't even
know where is your daughter.

Listen, let's not all
speak at once.

But the most incredible thing is

her group, Katerina R.,

never heard of Cecilia before.

And since she wrote the lyrics
for them they've become a cult group.

Even mama's got their CD:
"Kill the father".

My daughter wrote lyrics
about killing me?

Yes, you get shot.

Shot?

What have I ever done?

Why do we have to believe
this nonsense?

My daughter wouldn't fall in love with him.

Look at him, he looks like a begger.

Cecilia is a girl
who lives in her own world,

precise, ordered,
full of rules, of study.

I don't understand.
How could she hook up with someone like that?

Look, it's his third joint. He's
burning the sofa and also himself.

This is breaking me up.

But I don't believe Cecilia
wants to see me dead,

it's impossible.
It's one of two things:

either I haven't understood shit
about my daughter, or maybe ..
o no he entendido una mierda

Go and see Cecilia.

- What's that?
- Katerina R's page.

I'm seeing things.

What is this? This is my daughter?

I can't stay.
I've got things I need to do.

For me it's not just
a question of love.

This affects my job.

Take it with you, please?

- Get on the bus.
- I've got a car.

Don't show him the way,
let him get lost.

Bring it here, dickhead.

I need Cecilia to know ..

"KILL THE FATHER"

I don't understand my daughter
at all.

And to think that she was
a baby not so long ago ..

London changed her?

She wasn't like that before,

she was a beautiful person ..

Sure ..

When I think that ..

charlatan with his leather jacket
was living in my place, it drives me crazy ..

Yesterday I tried to call her,
and it was disconnected.

- I don't know where she is.
- You left it a month?

You didn't call her until yesterday?

I'm ashamed, OK?

The truth is
I'm ashamed.

But now
I've got to find her.

I must find her.

Listen,
I've got to tell you something.

At least once in your life
you've got to do something good.

Listen to me.

Tomorrow you've got to help me.

- Let's go, Aquiles.
- You went in here?

Jump here.

- OK, push.
- OK, 1, 2...

Are you nuts?
It looks like lead, you idiot.

Don't come over all macho now.
OK, let's go.

- Concentrate.
- OK, but you push.

Well, OK, come on!

- Perfect.
- What's happening?

Your wife.
My god, your wife!

- Hey, where are you going?
- I'm here.

You're leaving me here
like a moron?

Another car, I'm going.

- You're leaving me like this?
- I'm going.

Sir!

Dolores, you haven't seen me.
Today I'm transparent.

You can't go there.

This house is still mine.
And they're paying you black money.

Shut up!

Where are you?
Where the hell are you?

THE BEST TRIP OF MY LIFE

MEMORIES
OF A DISTRACTED TRAVELLER

To professor Giulio Accorinti

who showed me the way
when I was lost.

Do we have to go
to Lake Como

with this car
that looks like a piece of trash?

Tell me, because of the two
is going by train.

You're better off staying with me,

because as sure as god,
I'll find Cecilia.

I've never done anything good,
but this time I will.

Like when you write
a letter

and you see what you've
written is disgusting.

What do you do? You rub it on, pick up
the pen and start again.

For my Cecilia
that is the point.

This is my car. I gave up
smoking and smoke bothers me.

Smoke outside or I'll throw it out.

That's it.

Should I drive? You look tired.

I'm not tired.

At this speed
we won't arrive until tomorrow.

Well, drive,
but go carefully.

There are speed cameras around here.

OK?

- What's happening?
- How should I know?

- You broke it?
- Me? Now I broke it?

Have you broken my car?

This car can't
do 200?

You didn't return my car.

There's no motor inside.
It's a futuristic sculpture.

What do I do?

What do I do?

Where did this car come from?

Why?

Because it's got parts from an A4,
a part from an A6,

- y a aprt from an Iveco.
- An Iveco?

This car is a mess.
It's laughable.

It's a long story.

What the hell did you bring me?

Now what?

We've got rental cars,
but not much choice.

- What is there?
- We've got vans, minibuses,

and small trucks.

Why are you laughing?

I've we're going summery,
let me know and and I'll grab my leotard.

Listen,
would you have a 2000?

Yes, we've got a new one.
You can see it if you like.

I'll take it. Let's go.

- It's not accepting it.
- What?

It's the third time.
It's not accepting it.

No, it's either blocked
or out of funds.

It's blocked.

- What do we do?
- To the counter.

As you wish. 500 euros.

- 500 euros?
- One week, 500 euros.

- And 4 days?
- I'd have to calculate ..

- No, OK, one week.
- Give me the contract.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

For sure, blocking the card
is a humiliation.

- So, I should go ahead?
- Eh?

- I should do it?
- Yes.

He's a moron, don't pay any attention to him.

Why do you think Cecilia
needed advice from an 80 year-old

and appeared like, out of nowhere?

- I sense it. I'm her father.
- Ya.

Don't insist,
don't get mixed up in this.

Ah, it's incredible.

You know my moron of a father
lives here?

Let's go.

What are you looking at?

He's groping her ..

Look that's not sex,
that's love, OK.

Understand and put it away ..

Let's go and see if that picture
inspires a little bit of feeling in you.

Your soul is barren ..

Barren, you, soul ..

What a strange way to feel.
Do me a favour!

You're doing me a favour?

Take off your socks.

It's like you're wearing a codfish.

This isn't like a hotel
room,

it's like a fishing boat.
Go and clean up.

This is precious.

Cecilia wrote it
4 years ago.

Read it and tell me what she meant.

Read!
I don't have my glasses.

You want me to read it to you? I'll read it.

"Ashes.

Sometimes I doubt if the sun
is made of fire

and that we see a star,
not the moon,

that love is a heavy yoke

that I carry with weariness
thinking of you, father.

The wound opens
and I cry again

with the weight of your absence
that crushes me,

that shipwrecks me".

What does it mean?

"My father". Who is it?

Is it you or the Eternal Father?

Could it be destiny?
Must it be me? It's my fault?

Ah, ya, destiny.

And when it says:
"the weight of your absence ..

that crushes me,
that shipwrecks me",

is that destiny?

Couldn't it be the absence of faith?
No, it's my fault, surely.

What faith? "Absence of faith".
Sure, what you said.

Faith, Aquiles?

It says here that you weren't around.

The poem is called "Ashes".
The ashes are you.

Hey, you're very wise,
and very arrogant, alright?

I won't say anything more.

Turn out the light
and go and wash up, is that clear?

Good night.

Good night.

"Ashes".

And now you'll explain to me
what you're doing with two mobiles.

It should be obvious.

One is for my family
and the other is for work.

- Things which you don't have.
- Don't try to fuck me.

They don't ring any more.

Let's hope they ring.

Let's hope.

This guy!

Snores like a trunk!

Aquiles ..

Aquiles ..

Aquiles ..

- OK, come on, come on ..
- What ..

- Cecilia ..
- Nothing to do with Cecilia ..

You're not going to believe it ..

Come and look at something interesting ..

What was that about "love and no sex,
true love"?

Don't have me on, what's it about ..

Come and look at this,
"true love" ..

- But who is it?
- There ..

But what a sweet position ..

- Fuck the position ..
- What are you doing ..

- With the celluar ..
- What for ..

I'm going to film them with the camera ..

so we can enjoy it afterwards

Stop fucking around, what are you
going to do hanging out the window ..

Complete nonsense ..

Grab me ..

But what happened ..

- What happened ..
- You weigh 75 kg, you idiot ..

Don't let go of me ..
Don't let go of me ..

- �Oh, god!
- Don't let go of me!

My hands are slipping ..

- Don't let go of me ..
- Careful!

My hands are slipping ..
No, no, my hands are slipping.

Don't be scared
but I'm going to let you go!

You're crazy,
you want to kill me!

It's your arm.
Your arm, I've got to let it go

On three I'll throw you ..
On three I'll throw you ..

One ..

- Two ..
- No ..

Watch me count to three, eh?

One ..

One, two ..

Two .. two .. three ..

God, I've got to call a doctor ..

I can't believe how stupid
that idiot can be.

Stupid shit!

- Sorry.
- Go ahead.

- Sr. Baudoni's house?
- The engineer?

- Engineer?
- He doesn't live in the town.

He lives 3 km past
the bridge over the river.

Who's that?

Oh, you already know who that is.
Were you sleeping?

I was awake.
What's up?

Hey, I'd like to let you know
I borrowed the car

eh, and I took 70 of your euros ..

I'd like to know who authorised you
to take my car keys,

and take money
from my wallet. Who?

Hey, I can't
explain it to you now.

I need the car
to look for someone ..

Who do you need to look for,
that's so important? Who?

Who, answer me?

Who do you need to look for,
who do you need to see at this hour?

Who is the fool
you've got to go and look for?

It's my father, Aquiles...

Hurry ..

What are you doing here,
what are you looking for?

- How did you get in?
- This is private property.

It's fine. Thanks, Santoro.

No, he doesn't have a record.

Then I write:

"He went stealthily into the garden
of the Baudoni property."

I add: "Easily avoiding
the electronic surveillance".

Inspector, how long will it take

for us to finish this?
I've got to change my appointments.

We must complete the last
formalities. Half an hour.

I'm going to call my office.

Please.

Silvana, I've got to put back the appointment
three quarters of an hour.

Excuse me,
can I go to the bathroom for a moment?

OK.

Who is it?

I'm in the police station.

They grabbed me
when I tried to see my father.

They're accusing me of domestic
violence, do you get it?

Come quickly.
Please, come quickly.

Please make something up.

This is bullshit ..

Thanks. See you.

How can I get him out, what can I say?

What can I say?

Shit,
Shit ..

I'm looking for a youth
who is in for questioning.

- At the end and to the right.
- Thank you.

- Where is my son?
- Where are you going? Stop.

- And my son?
- Who are you?

Cretin! You're a
true cretin, do you know that?

- Aquiles, what .. ?
- Quiet, I'm your father.

You've got to listen to me!

Quiet down and lower your voice!

What were you trying to prove
by jumping that wall?

That you're 13 years old
and still jumping walls?

Your mother's been waiting two days
waiting for a call.

Why don't you call her?

A bit of respect for your mother and for
me because I'm your father, OK?

- No, come on ..
- Sometimes it's necessary.

- Excuse me.
- It's nothing.

Listen, I'm
a desparate father.

Because he's a good boy

but he's always given us
a lot of trouble.

Since he was 13

we still controlled him,
but when he was 15 and 16 ..

it's like when you open a kennel
and they run off everywhere.

Excuse me, please.

Matteo?
No, nothing's happened.

No, nothing, nothing.

I'll be there in a while,
tell mami.

Goodbye, Matteo, goodbye.

Inspector, we're going to do this.
Let's leave it like this.

But I'd like to give you some advice.

Keep an eye on your son.

These days young people
need guidance.

Exactly.

Let's leave it like this.

Give him my thanks.

Give him my thanks.

Thank you, se�or.

Thank you, se�or.
Let's go, Attilio.

We're going too.

We're going home.
Excuse us.

You're welcome.

To be a father these days ..

- What an idiot!
- What's up?

He didn't even realise
how ridiculous that was.

"These days the children
need guidance".

Keep going with that.
But didn't you see?

I know.

With that nappy
of the town playboy.

Come on, that guy is no longer your father.
I'm glad you freed yourself from him.

Come on, come on.

OK, man.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Eh!

I'll drive now, OK?

Come on, the keys.

Come on, OK.

Did you hear how I spoke?
"Matteo, mami...

mami, Matteo. I'll go".
But he'll shit himself!

- It's here.
- Here?

Sure, it's here.

Here.

- It's open.
- Wait, we're going to call.

- Come on, it's open.
- You're just going in like that?

Anyone here?

- Professor Accorinti?
- Well!

There's someone there.
They're cleaning.

- Professor!
- Anyone here?

Professor!

�Professor!

Profess ..

- Someone's here.
- It's the servant.

Excuse me.

At last.
I've been waiting for you since yesterday.

The washing machine's not working.
It doesn't rinse or spin.

- She think's we're the technicians.
- No,

we're friends of the professor.

- Sorry.
- Don't worry about it. Is the professor here?

No, he's at the library.

We're looking for Cecilia,
a blonde girl, his friend.

- My daughter.
- Has she been here?

Yes, she came
and stayed here one night.

- When?
- When?

- When?
- When was she here?

- When?
- It'll have been 3 weeks ago.

More or less.

- And then?
- Then I don't know, a phone call.

- She left a number and I wrote it down.
- Great, fantastic.

- Where's the note? Is this it?
- No, no.

- What are these numbers?
- Cool it, we're going to find it.

Here it is.

I'm sorry,
it's a bit stained. Oil.

Istanbul. Grand Caf�.

Why Istanbul?

It was her first trip
overseas, you know?

Back then we were
a happy family, united.

She was 12

and she enjoyed the trip so much

that when we were coming back
in the plane she said to me:

"Papa, I wish
we were going there not coming back".

Well, what was she going
to do in Istanbul?

What's that about
the Grand Caf� Istanbul?

Is it a bar?
It'll be a bar, a big bar.

A Grand Caf� Istanbul
that could be where she is.

My daughter is in Turkey.

I'm her father, and when a father
feels something, he feels it.

Ah, now you feel things?

I think it's crazy to go to
Istanbul to look for a Grand Caf�.

What do you say, Aquiles?

You don't have to go.
I'll go, I'm her father.

It's got nothing to do with you,
is that clear?

Where are you going, Aquiles?
where are you going?

Let's throw the money
out the window!

We're not throwing the money,
I'm throwing it.

Because I've got money,
you haven't.

Goodby, Orfeo. Let's go.

Aquiles, you're truly
a fool.

What did you say to me?

That you're truly a fool,
a complete fool.

Excuse me, I didn't understand you.

What did you say to me?

What? Say it again.

You're a fool.

And thank god
you're old.

Now when you go
to the First Aid,

don't say
you slipped in the shower,

say that an old guy hit you.
Understood?

Go to hell!

Se�or excuse me.

What do you want.

- Is there a shoe shop
around here? - Yes, why?

- Where is it? - Go this way,
around the corner there's a church,

on the other side,
turn and then keep going back

- and go around another
block .. - Bah, bah, bah ..

Go to hell,
bugging people for fun ..

I didn't understand fuck, sorry, eh?

Grand Caf�.

Grand Caf�: Istanbul,
Stuttgart, Sof�a, Geneva.

Geneva.

Where are you?

- What?
- Italian?

Yes, why?

No, I don't want anything.
I don't want anything, I'm not interested.

No, I'm not interested.

I'm looking for
the Grand Caf� Istanbul.

- I've been there.
- You know it?

Your money?

- You want money?
- Yes.

How much?

A little tip.

- Come with me.
- 100?

But it's a 100 note!

Come here.

Grand Caf�.

We've got Cecilia!

- Seriously?
- Yes.

Come on, come on!

Money?

You want 100 for each clue?
Let's make a total account.

Bordello, bordello!

- We're going to a bordello?
- Yes, come on.

How can it be a bordello?
My daughter's in a bordello?

Holy virgen!

Come on.

Cecilia.

I'm going.

No, no, it'd be better if you don't.

Where the fuck are you taking me? Well!

The Grand Caf� is over there,
after the bridge.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

I asked for a decaffeinated, not
a normal coffee. Pay attention.

Yes, I'm sorry.

Do I have to keep waiting
for my glass of water?

Sorry, se�or,
I'll bring you the water right away.

Hello.

Hello.

How are you? What's up?

What did you do to piss off
those two so much?

Nothing, the water spilled on me
and I got the coffee wrong.

What are you doing here?

We're going to make him a coffee.

Where are you going?
Come here, Orfeo.

Why are you making it so long?
It's not a caf� americano.

The coffee has to go out quickly.
Otherwise, it gets cold and it's horrible.

The saucer is fundamental,
otherwise it stains.

Orfeo, come here.
Have you finished?

- No, you've got to listen to me.
- Not now.

Yes, I'm not going without you.

I'd prefer to make coffee all my life.

Please, they're looking at us.

Cecilia, what are you doing?

Are you crazy? Throw that guy
out of here now and go back to work.

Let's go!

Thank you, goodbye.

Aquiles, Orfeo.

It's a video call?

Excuse me.

I'd like to know something about you.

About me? I'm in Istanbul!

In a hotel?

Yes of course,
I'm not going to sleep under a bridge.

- What hotel are you in?
- Why do you care?

- In the Marmara Hotel.
- Marmara Hotel.

You know nothing of Cecilia?.

Yes, I'm with a guy
who knows the city well.

- Come on.
- Just a moment.

- Listen to me.
- OK, tell me.

Quick, because I'm in the middle
of a bridge and there's a lot of wind.

I want to tell you that I'm sorry,
that you were right.

Of course I was right.
Where did you want to go and look for her?

I'm hanging up,
my battery's running out.

Goodbye, Orfeo, goodbye.

I hope they kick your ass!

Fine, old man.

Eh, I'm the one who's paying,
calm down.

Here I am. Excuse me.

This time you won't get away from me.

- Any messages for me?
- No.

Bring me a bottle
of whisky in the sal�n.

Yes.

Eh, se�or.
Eh, se�or, se�or.

Someone's looking for you.

Someone's looking for you.

- Someone's looking for me?
- Yes.

- Where?
- There.

Where were you?
What have you gotten yourself into?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Perhaps it's better this way.

It must be him
that found her.

Perhaps after so much time
he's feeling like a father again.

And that serene smile
is the proof.

They're here.

And perhaps Cecilia has made
peace with herself.

What are you doing here?

You have to follow me always,
you have to pay attention to me always.

My god, my mother.

- Hello.
- Hello.

What they say is true.

You have to lose everything to know
what's really important.

Hey, why don't you take a pretty photo
of us?

- Come on, come on.
- You're not going to take it?

And what have I found?

I don't know any more.

But for the first time in my life

I've felt like part of something.

And that sense of emptiness,

that rage,
has suddenly disappeared.

Will this be my family?

I don't know.

Maybe ..