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[Rita] Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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Who wants pancakes?
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- Cliff!
- [screams]
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[Cliff] You told me
my daughter was dead!
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- I was trying to protect you.
- By lying?
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Paraguay was an eye-opener.
All that carnage.
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Cliff,
you're a fucking monster.
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It's not your fault, Elliot.
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You should've let me die.
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I went with my gut, and my gut
says you deserve a break.
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[laughs]
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- Shit! Shit.
- [Cliff] What is that?
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Don't! No, it's an
emergency trigger!
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- No, no, no. Don't!
- What?
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- If you press it, my dad...
- It'll send an SOS.
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This is for your own good.
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- [beeping]
- Grid. Stop, no.
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[Mr. Nobody] I have one more
task for you.
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What the fuck
is the Doom Patrol?
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[typewriter typing]
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Shit.
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[sighs]
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Ms. Farr, Mr. Bloom
will see you now.
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That only took
an hour and a half.
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There she is. [chuckles]
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Come here, gorgeous.
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[exclaims]
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Oh. What can my girl get you?
Coffee? Tea?
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- Anything at all?
- I'm fine, Sydney. Thank you.
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That's all, hon.
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Sit.
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[sighs]
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So, how are you, kiddo?
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I'm hungry, Syd.
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I want the love-interest role
in your new wrestling picture.
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You know I'd be perfect for it.
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Boy, you just get right to it,
don't you?
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Some girls may need to play
little games. I'm a woman.
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I know what I want,
and I'm not afraid to say it.
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So I've heard.
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Scoop around town is
you're nothing but trouble.
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Moody, abusive,
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and there's not a makeup girl
in the burg who'll touch you.
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Besides, the director has
his heart set on Mary Lacy.
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- Moon-eyed Mary? Please.
- [chuckles]
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You need a hit bad, Syd,
and I need a job.
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So what do you say
we help each other out, hmm?
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You wanna talk turkey?
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You don't need help.
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What you need is a miracle.
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Because the name "Rita Farr" hasn't put
a butt in the seat in a dog's age.
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Concrete shines brighter
than your star...
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My sweet.
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Hmm.
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[gasps, chuckles]
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Atta girl.
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Show me how hungry you are.
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[Rita] Hmm.
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[smooching]
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[splash]
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[typing]
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[suffocating]
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[Syd moaning]
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[typewriter clicks, resets]
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Syd?
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Syd?
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[gasps]
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Uh...
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- [knock on door]
- Mr. Bloom?
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The bastard had a heart attack.
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You were never here.
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Get it? Go.
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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I don't think he's coming back.
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[Cliff typing]
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"This user's profile
is only viewable by friends."
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What about her fucking father?
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[laptop thuds]
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Jane?
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I made you some, "We kicked
the apocalypse's ass" sandwiches.
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Hi.
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I was wondering, if you're
not busy or anything...
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I'm trying to look at my kid's
online thing, and...
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I could use some help.
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I made 'em just the way
Baby Doll likes...
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[shuts door]
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Does that mean you're still
mad at me?
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Hello?
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I'm not cleaning this shit up.
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Fine, I'll do it!
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But just this fucking once.
You hear me, Jane?
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Jane!
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Fuck!
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[Baby Doll on TV] No!
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No! N-O. N-O.
I don't want you to go.
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[Niles] It's only for
a few days, Baby Doll.
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[Baby Doll] It's seven.
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Seven is a whole week!
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You'll miss pancake day.
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But what if...
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I promise to have pancakes
at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow,
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and think of you.
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And you have pancakes
at the same time
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and think of me, hmm?
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No.
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No, you're trying to trick me.
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It won't be the same.
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You're telling me.
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For once, I'm going to be able
to enjoy my breakfast without
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a certain little piggy...
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[oinks like a pig]
Snarfing up all the syrup.
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- [Niles] Mmm?
- [both laughing]
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But what if you start liking your
new friends more than you like me?
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That's impossible.
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For one thing, they have
a hopelessly silly name.
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"The Doom Patrol."
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- I mean, really. Come on.
- [Baby Doll giggles]
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[Niles] And for another,
they don't like pancakes.
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[footsteps approaching]
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You gonna try and
glue 'em back on?
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No need.
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Fucking A.
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Guess it was a good day
to be a robot boy.
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Am I right?
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How do I see my kid's
Facehole?
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Create a profile, send her a friend
request, and wait for her not to accept it.
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I was thinking
you could stick a...
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cyber finger in it,
jiggle the handle,
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and unlock it for me.
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First of all, none of what
you just said makes sense.
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And if you're asking me to
hack into it for you... No!
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I saved your life, and you can't
do this one lousy thing for me?
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Actually, you put me in safety mode
when you pushed my reset button.
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And now my cyber fingers won't
jiggle unless my dad turns it off.
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You're locked out of your own brain?
That's fucked up.
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I thought I was fucked up.
[laughing]
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Hey, Siri,
what's the Doom Patrol?
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Will you please
stop doing that?
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His shit's busted
right now, Jane.
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"Doom Patrol"? Never heard of them.
Why do you ask?
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Mr. Nobody
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kind of asked me to find them.
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How come you're helping her
with her thing, but not mine?
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Feel free
to take it personally.
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Here we go.
Okay, Doom Patrol.
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A minor superhero team active
from the early to late '50s.
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And then they just...
dropped off the scene.
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They're so... smiley.
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Look more like a creepy
sex cult than superheroes.
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What happened to them?
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- [Vic] Doesn't say.
- Two words...
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tracksuits, and Kool-Aid.
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Why are you looking
at pictures of the Doom Patrol?
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You've heard of them?
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If you must know,
I had a brief love affair with Mento.
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Mento.
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Steve Dayton?
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The fifth richest man
in America...
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in 1955.
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The guy with the salad spinner
on his head?
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[Rita]
It's a psionic amplifier.
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It enhances his natural
psychic abilities.
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Our liaison ended poorly
and I don't wish to speak of it.
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No one cares. Start talking.
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Well, I never met the others.
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Niles only introduced me
to Steve.
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[Larry] How did Niles know him?
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I have no idea.
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Did you ever ask this dude
anything about himself?
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Anything at all?
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It was a very introspective
time in my life.
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Do you have any idea why Mr. Nobody would
point us in the direction of Doom Patrol?
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Mr. Nobody wants you
to find them.
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And you're doing it.
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You got a problem with that?
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What, with you doing precisely
what the bad guy told you to do?
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No. Why would we have
a problem with that?
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I didn't hear you complaining when
he helped us stop the Decreator.
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By all means, let's trust the
degenerate who kidnapped Niles
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and shoved an entire town
up a donkey's ass.
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Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't
give a fuck what you think.
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We're got nothing else to go on
right now.
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You're my in
and you're my backup.
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So shut your assholes
because we're doing this.
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Please, God, don't let me
puke in my bandages.
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What?
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- Where...
- We're here.
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Jane, I want no part
of this nonsense.
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Have Flit take me back
this instant.
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Hang on, let me tell her.
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Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
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Yeah, Flit says
to fuck yourself in the face.
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We're not leaving here
till we find the Doom Patrol.
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[whooshing]
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Hey.
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- Hey, you guys are...
- [whooshing]
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Trust me,
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when I tell you ladies
you do not wanna fuck with me.
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Remember, it's always better
to subdue your opponent if you can.
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What is this shit?
A fucked-up Rushmore?
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[thud]
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[muffled speech]
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Deadly force should be
your last resort.
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[screams]
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Okay...
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Okay, kids! You guys wanna see
what your teachers look like
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on the inside?
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[Josh] Jane.
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Where is Niles?
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I was just gonna ask you
the same goddamn thing.
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[Silas] Magnificent.
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How long did it take?
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Didn't think to time it. Sorry.
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My arm cannon overheated.
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What I wanna know is why you
deployed it in the first place.
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To get Niles back.
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The man who took him,
Mr. Nobody, he was right here.
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[tools clamoring]
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I'm sorry, who?
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Mr. Nobody. He's a member
of the Brotherhood of Evil.
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He's bad news, Pops.
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He should be on the JLA
watchlist or something.
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The JLA doesn't tend to overlook
the credible threats.
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If he mattered,
they'd know him.
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You don't care if Niles
lives or dies, do you?
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He's your friend.
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We haven't been friends
for ages.
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So what, that makes him
your enemy?
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This is none
of your concern, Vic.
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Now, suffice it to say, when you mix in
with weirdos, and pseudo-scientists,
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you reap the consequences.
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Enough about all that.
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We should get started.
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How long is this thing
gonna take?
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Depending on the damage,
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three hours at the most.
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- But don't worry, you'll be in sleep mode.
- What?
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You won't feel a thing.
It'll be just like taking a nap.
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No, no, no.
I gotta be awake for this.
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I gotta see how
this thing works.
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Victor, do you want me
to reboot you or not?
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- How big was that explosion?
- Not very.
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Why?
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[anchorwoman] This week's "Stupid
Criminal" spotlight is on Steve Larson,
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also known as
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man.
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He was attacked by
his secondary dinosaur head
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during a robbery gone wrong.
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Let's take a look.
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Open the register! Now! Now!
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- Ow! God damn it! [screaming]
- [dinosaur growling]
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Not the face! Not the face!
253
00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:01,225
- [screaming] Ow! Ow!
- [thud]
254
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,432
What a tit.
255
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:08,101
[anchorwoman] Larson was
charged with armed robbery.
256
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:12,373
His dinosaur,
with aiding and a-biting.
257
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,976
What?
258
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,011
Is one of your fucking fingers
inside me?
259
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,447
You really gotta phrase it
that way, huh?
260
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082
Get the fuck out!
261
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,184
It appears that Niles Caulder's
indestructible man...
262
00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:26,520
Isn't.
263
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:29,255
I think I have a blowtorch
and some chewin' tobacco in the car.
264
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,057
Fix you right up.
265
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,394
[chuckles]
266
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:38,376
The hell's that
supposed to mean?
267
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,335
Okay, look.
268
00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,702
My dad's gonna power me down
when he runs the diagnostics,
269
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,437
you cannot leave me alone
with him.
270
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,039
Why? What's he gonna do?
271
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,176
I don't know. That's the point.
272
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,013
Look, I need you to watch
what he does, and tell me after, okay?
273
00:16:52,046 --> 00:16:53,980
Sure. I can help you out
with that.
274
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,015
Thank you.
275
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,918
But you gotta help me out
with Clara's Facehole.
276
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,653
[scoffs]
277
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,355
Please, Cliff.
278
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,490
All right.
279
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,226
Have a nice snooze, buddy.
280
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,395
[sighs]
281
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:12,098
The Chief started this place?
282
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,067
When?
283
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,902
[Josh] After the
Doom Patrol retired.
284
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,505
This was their headquarters.
285
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:20,074
It was Niles' idea to turn it
into a school for meta-humans.
286
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:24,144
Mento, Rhea, and Arani,
they all agreed to stay on.
287
00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:26,280
As teachers.
288
00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:29,349
How did Niles get involved
with superheroes?
289
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,651
Niles never said.
290
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,920
You know he has his secrets.
291
00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:35,154
You said
your name was Josh Clay.
292
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,257
Have we met before?
293
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,625
No.
294
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:40,594
I don't believe so.
295
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,329
[Larry] Were you
in the military?
296
00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:47,433
Briefly.
297
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,804
So Niles kept his shit tight,
298
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,140
- but he told you about me.
- Yeah.
299
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,022
You could say that.
300
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,413
What?
301
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,549
This is your room.
302
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,885
What?
303
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:08,969
Isn't that why you're here?
304
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,559
Niles didn't send you?
305
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,994
Niles is missing.
306
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,529
[Larry] "Taken" would be
more accurate.
307
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:17,798
By who?
308
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:19,901
Some ass-bag named
Mr. Nobody.
309
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,403
[woman] Mr. Nobody?
310
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,637
Who has he taken?
311
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:27,607
- You know this Nobody freak?
- Jane.
312
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,143
You and I should talk.
313
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,679
Arani, would you mind
showing Larry around?
314
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,580
I don't wanna put anybody out.
315
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,717
No, no, no.
Enjoy the tour, LT.
316
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,851
Take pictures.
317
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,178
[kids chattering]
318
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,785
[crow cawing]
319
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:02,191
[clears throat]
320
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,347
[sighs]
321
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,084
The thing about me is,
322
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:14,288
once I set my mind to a task,
I excel at it.
323
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,159
When I played Jules Niagara
in Three Sabres to Saskatchewan,
324
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:21,296
I learned the Dance of
the Seven Veils in less than a day.
325
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,662
It's a very complicated number,
Niles.
326
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,299
It is, yes. I've seen it.
327
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,336
So, the fact that I can't
seem to keep
328
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,038
myself together by now
doesn't give me much hope
329
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,575
that a stranger can help me.
330
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:37,611
Well, I certainly understand
how you feel. And I agree,
331
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,646
you are
an exceptional woman, but...
332
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,182
it's only been a month.
333
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,986
And we are in
334
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,386
uncharted territory.
335
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:49,089
Do you know how long
a month is in Hollywood?
336
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:53,094
Every second that passes,
my name gets colder and colder.
337
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,330
If I don't nip this business
in the bud soon,
338
00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,901
I may well be stuck here
forever. No offense.
339
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,069
No, this is a safe place.
340
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,337
That is what you make of it.
341
00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:06,340
Isn't there a vitamin shot
I could take instead?
342
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,243
Dr. Kurtz, he will prescribe
you anything you ask for.
343
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,846
Anything at all.
Maybe we should call him.
344
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,548
You and I both know, Rita,
345
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:17,218
whatever's going on with you
goes deeper than that.
346
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,386
I believe your issue
is as much
347
00:20:19,421 --> 00:20:22,757
psychological,
as it is physiological.
348
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,657
And this...
349
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:26,294
Mento...
350
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:31,326
aside from being
fantastically rich, is a doctor?
351
00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:33,867
Not exactly. No.
352
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:38,772
- [knocking at door]
- Ah!
353
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,039
- [Mento] Am I late?
- [Niles] No.
354
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,808
Right on time. Steve Dayton,
355
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,544
I'd like you to meet
Rita Farr.
356
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,980
It's a pleasure, Ms. Farr.
357
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,750
Niles, I don't think
I'm comfortable with this.
358
00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:54,188
This may be hard to believe,
but when Niles first found me,
359
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:56,723
I looked like the creature
from your last film.
360
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,558
After Mick Manly
had killed him.
361
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,926
You're familiar with my work?
362
00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,327
Who isn't?
363
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,265
You're... Rita Farr.
364
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,866
It would be my privilege
to work with you.
365
00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:11,538
And what is it that
we'd be doing exactly?
366
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,040
Learning to, uh...
367
00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:15,442
quiet the mind.
368
00:21:15,477 --> 00:21:18,846
Mento has extraordinary
psychic abilities.
369
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,880
He can teach you how to transcend
the emotional obstacles
370
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:28,122
that are preventing you
from reshaping yourself.
371
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:30,357
That's your game,
you read minds?
372
00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:34,894
I have a few other tricks
up my sleeve, but, yes,
373
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:37,463
I can read minds.
374
00:21:37,498 --> 00:21:39,066
Well...
375
00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:42,503
I'm sorry to have wasted
your time, Mr. Dayton,
376
00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:47,537
but I don't care to have some stranger
gawking at my private thoughts.
377
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,710
[Mento] As tempting
as that might be,
378
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,046
I give you my word
as a gentleman,
379
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,048
that I will not gawk
at anything of yours
380
00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:58,585
without permission.
381
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,288
Starting now.
382
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,124
See?
383
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,856
Not a single peek.
384
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,939
[Mento] Rita?
385
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:22,241
My God, it is you.
386
00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:23,108
Steven.
387
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,479
What on earth
are you doing here?
388
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,646
I wish I knew.
389
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,914
You look fantastic.
390
00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:29,950
Oh, please. I'm a mess.
391
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,286
Not on your worst day, doll.
392
00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:35,122
You always were
a smooth talker.
393
00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:37,258
It helped hide
what a judgmental oaf you were.
394
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,359
I certainly had you fooled
for a while.
395
00:22:39,394 --> 00:22:43,163
I was at a low point. Besides,
that was then. I've moved on.
396
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,699
So, there's no harm in us
getting a drink together?
397
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,501
Only to your liver.
398
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,436
Which I pray dies
a slow, mournful death.
399
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:54,608
[Mento chuckles]
400
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:57,211
I don't know why
Mr. Nobody sent you here,
401
00:22:57,244 --> 00:22:59,980
and I'm sorry to hear
about Niles, but, um...
402
00:23:00,013 --> 00:23:01,281
I'm afraid we can't help you.
403
00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:04,151
Well, that's not a very
super-heroic thing to say.
404
00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,652
[Josh] I'm not a superhero.
405
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,854
I'm an administrator.
406
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,990
And you and your friends
have to leave.
407
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:14,394
[exhales]
408
00:23:14,429 --> 00:23:16,696
Was I supposed to be
a student or a teacher?
409
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,865
Pardon?
410
00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:20,134
Well, Niles was shipping me
here for a reason, right?
411
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,403
We had a few preliminary
conversations,
412
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:24,739
- but, uh, he wasn't very forthcoming.
- [chuckles]
413
00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:27,708
Why'd you fob Larry off
to ol' fire fingers back there?
414
00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,809
Like you didn't want me
to ask her about Mr. Nobody?
415
00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:30,978
That's none of your concern.
416
00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:32,880
I have a room here.
417
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,817
Maybe it should be.
418
00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:39,787
Perhaps when you officially move
in, we could revisit the matter.
419
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,790
Yeah, sure. I'll go.
420
00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:47,824
Just as soon as you tell me
everything you know about Mr. Nobody.
421
00:23:57,171 --> 00:24:01,442
These are our extracurricular
classrooms.
422
00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:04,244
Niles believes strongly in
encouraging the creative,
423
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:09,278
as well as
the meta-human abilities.
424
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,655
You don't talk much, do you?
425
00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:19,689
Forgive me, but to be perfectly
honest, I didn't wanna come here.
426
00:24:20,228 --> 00:24:21,761
What was that?
427
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:22,796
Did you see that?
428
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,298
Forgive the students.
429
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,467
It's all my husband's fault,
really.
430
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,470
He encourages their
harmless prankery.
431
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,672
Oh, you and Josh
are married?
432
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,075
[laughs] Goodness, no.
433
00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:37,258
I'm married to Niles.
434
00:24:41,015 --> 00:24:43,265
[glasses clink]
435
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,557
That's one way
to take the edge off.
436
00:24:50,592 --> 00:24:54,028
Though the venue
leaves something to be desired.
437
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,962
The most secure room
in the building.
438
00:24:55,996 --> 00:25:00,067
Due to all the things
that go boom.
439
00:25:00,102 --> 00:25:04,071
And this is the safest place
to hide hooch from the teenagers.
440
00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:08,241
You can't imagine the hijinks
that these meta-kids can get up to.
441
00:25:08,276 --> 00:25:13,276
Good for them.
You're only young once.
442
00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,750
What is this horrid thing?
443
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,684
That...
444
00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:20,854
that belonged to Ultimax.
445
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,523
Leader of
the Brotherhood of Evil.
446
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:26,027
And unfortunately,
the brain escaped.
447
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:31,060
But he won't get up to
much mischief without his helm.
448
00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:35,201
These aren't confiscated
weapons, they're trophies.
449
00:25:35,236 --> 00:25:38,338
You brought me here
for one reason, to show off.
450
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:41,575
Well, isn't that the peahen
calling the peacock proud?
451
00:25:41,576 --> 00:25:45,278
No judgment here.
I'm just surprised...
452
00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:47,682
that you'd still want to
impress me.
453
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,384
Given the way things ended
between us.
454
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:55,417
Maybe I'd just forgotten
what a head-turner you are.
455
00:25:56,324 --> 00:25:59,160
[Rita] I was a belly dancer,
456
00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:02,163
an SOE spy,
457
00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:05,932
the queen of Muscle Beach...
458
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,769
[clears throat] I...
459
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,238
I used to be Rita Farr.
460
00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:15,976
Star of stage and screen.
461
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,913
Now I don't know who I am.
462
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:23,946
A blank slate is the perfect place for
you to start to rebuild yourself.
463
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:29,519
You just have to decide
who it is you wanna be.
464
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,261
The same person
I've always been...
465
00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:39,566
Rita Farr.
466
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,400
Let's begin.
467
00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:53,381
I want you
to close your eyes.
468
00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:55,015
Take a deep breath.
469
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,218
- In.
- [inhales]
470
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,054
- Then out.
- [exhales]
471
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,955
- In.
- [inhales]
472
00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:06,294
- And out.
- [exhales]
473
00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:09,626
Now open them.
474
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,836
What's happening?
475
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:16,938
Mento?
476
00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:21,040
[Mento] It's all right,
you're perfectly safe.
477
00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:22,875
Where am I?
478
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,846
[Mento] You are nowhere.
479
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,848
All that exists are you...
480
00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:31,251
and your breath.
481
00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:34,188
- Breathe in...
- [inhales]
482
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:37,825
- ...then out.
- [exhales]
483
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,058
Good.
484
00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:42,430
Now, repeat after me.
485
00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:47,462
"The person who is breathing
is me."
486
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:53,273
The person who is breathing
is me.
487
00:27:53,307 --> 00:27:55,343
[Mento] Again.
488
00:27:55,375 --> 00:28:00,375
The person who is breathing
is me.
489
00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:04,484
The person who is breathing
is me.
490
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:09,519
The person who is breathing
is me.
491
00:28:10,657 --> 00:28:15,630
The person who is breathing
is me.
492
00:28:15,663 --> 00:28:20,663
The person who is breathing
is me.
493
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,704
[gasps]
494
00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:25,472
This nonsense actually works!
495
00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:30,506
Oh! Good to know you'll
be keeping an open mind.
496
00:28:34,749 --> 00:28:39,749
You probably have strict
psychic-patient rules...
497
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:44,538
about things like this.
498
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,742
- You're shaking.
- No.
499
00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:04,576
It's just...
500
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:12,915
What do you think about
wearing the helmet?
501
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,757
Whatever did you have in mind,
Ms. Farr?
502
00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:20,740
- I'm not being kinky.
- [chuckles]
503
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,164
I'm scared, Steve...
504
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:27,935
of hurting you.
505
00:29:27,969 --> 00:29:31,338
Something terrible happened
once before. If...
506
00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:36,373
you wear the helmet, you can
help me keep control of things.
507
00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:40,513
You are in control of you.
508
00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,584
I'll wear the helmet
if you like.
509
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:47,988
But I know you don't need it.
510
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:52,292
Wait.
511
00:29:52,326 --> 00:29:55,296
You sure?
512
00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,278
Not remotely.
513
00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:11,144
Okay, son,
let's get you rebooted.
514
00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:13,779
You won't feel a thing.
515
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,763
Nighty-night.
516
00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,269
[beeping]
517
00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:29,564
[beeping]
518
00:30:29,596 --> 00:30:34,101
[electrical jolt]
519
00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:36,436
All right.
520
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:38,038
Let's take a look at you.
521
00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:41,942
Looks like none of your
micro-servo units were damaged.
522
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,477
Consider yourself lucky.
523
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,646
You'd need a time machine
to find replacements.
524
00:30:45,681 --> 00:30:50,585
You really think my robo-guts are fucked,
or do you just like shittin' on the Chief?
525
00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:54,622
Well, I don't believe the two
are mutually exclusive.
526
00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:57,557
Niles actually had me consult
on your design.
527
00:30:57,592 --> 00:30:59,992
But then, he refused to take
a single suggestion.
528
00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,228
Why?
529
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,064
The man's a dinosaur.
530
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:07,634
He's terrified of anything that might
threaten to make him or his ideas extinct.
531
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,369
What kind of stuff
would you have done?
532
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:14,403
Would I be more like
Astro Boy over there?
533
00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:18,010
You would have
been better.
534
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,545
[whirring]
535
00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:26,519
How exactly did this happen?
536
00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:28,355
Vic was scant on the details.
537
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,325
Oh, it was pretty gnarly.
538
00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:33,126
Vic was gonna blast
Mr. Nobody with his hand cannon
539
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,862
and then everything stopped.
540
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:36,864
Next thing I knew, ka-blam!
541
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,232
Everyone goes fucking flying.
542
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,500
I thought we were dead meat.
543
00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:42,436
Vic? All kinds of fucked up.
544
00:31:42,471 --> 00:31:45,740
He's bleeding. His hand looked
like Elmer Fudd's shotgun
545
00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:50,772
after Bugs Bunny stuck
a cork in it, and then...
546
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,480
I mean, you know, now that I'm really
thinking about it, it wasn't that bad.
547
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,521
He could have been killed.
548
00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:03,657
And for what?
549
00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,859
Some puerile teenage rebellion?
550
00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:09,096
Hey, your robo-Boy Scout
bugs the crap out of me,
551
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:12,799
but even I gotta admit, what he
did yesterday was noble as shit.
552
00:32:12,834 --> 00:32:15,336
He put his ass on the line
to save Chief.
553
00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:18,638
Maybe you should give him a little credit
instead of knocking him down all the time.
554
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,273
What the hell do you know
about being a parent?
555
00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:22,852
Do you really have any idea what
it's like to almost lose a child?
556
00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:26,380
Yeah, I got some idea,
you arrogant fuck-knuckle.
557
00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,080
And I got regrets.
558
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:31,714
What are you gonna have?
559
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:43,063
[Arani] It was a small ceremony,
but it was beautiful.
560
00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:45,200
I know it sounds cliche,
561
00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:47,667
but it was the happiest day
of my life.
562
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:50,305
All my days have been happy
since I met Niles.
563
00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:54,842
Forgive me, but I've known
Niles for almost six decades,
564
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:58,546
and in all that time, he's
never once mentioned a wife.
565
00:32:58,578 --> 00:33:00,548
Niles and his secrets.
566
00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:03,683
We were married for almost a year
before he told me he had a daughter.
567
00:33:03,684 --> 00:33:04,684
A daughter?
568
00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:07,055
It wasn't until we fought
Mr. Nobody
569
00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:08,722
that he really started
opening up.
570
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,657
[Rita] You fought Mr. Nobody?
571
00:33:10,691 --> 00:33:12,593
We wiped the floor with him.
572
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,127
Tell me everything.
573
00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:16,998
The Mr. Nobody fight was the last
in the Doom Patrol's career.
574
00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:20,067
Niles brought me in a bit later
to oversee things here.
575
00:33:20,101 --> 00:33:22,702
How it went down exactly...
[scoffs]
576
00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,672
That depends on who you ask.
577
00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:27,642
[Arani] It was
Memorial Day weekend,
578
00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,478
the park was filled
with families.
579
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,747
That's when Mr. Nobody struck.
580
00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:36,250
At first, it looked like
an ordinary hot-air balloon,
581
00:33:36,284 --> 00:33:39,720
but as it got closer,
people could see that it wasn't.
582
00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:42,423
The balloon was shaped
like a giant...
583
00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,491
buttocks.
584
00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:47,193
Instead of a basket
attached to it,
585
00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:48,863
there was a jukebox.
586
00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:51,165
[Mento] And it played
only one song...
587
00:33:51,199 --> 00:33:55,971
"Hot Diggity" by Perry Como, and it
played it over, and over, and over.
588
00:33:56,005 --> 00:34:00,540
[Arani] Within 20 minutes, everyone
within an earshot went completely insane.
589
00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:02,041
["Hot Diggity"
playing from jukebox]
590
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,810
♪ Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity
Boom what you do to me ♪
591
00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:07,115
- [people screaming] - ♪ It's so new to me
What you do to me ♪
592
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:10,885
♪ Hot diggity, dog ziggity
Boom what you do to me ♪
593
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:14,322
♪ When you're
Holding me tight ♪
594
00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:19,356
The police arrived first,
but Mr. Nobody was ready for them.
595
00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:22,996
[Arani]The jukebox was
equipped with a transformer ray
596
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:28,030
that changed all the police
officers into pinatas.
597
00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:39,414
[Mento] The crazed crowds
tore them to pieces
598
00:34:39,447 --> 00:34:44,447
and then they ate the candy
from the pinatas.
599
00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:54,423
[Arani] It was the most horrible
thing that I've ever seen.
600
00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:13,646
[Mento] When we arrived,
601
00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:15,382
the jukebox split open
602
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:19,353
and Mr. Nobody leapt out followed
by a hoard of vinyl warriors,
603
00:35:19,387 --> 00:35:22,623
their bodies composed of
long-playing records.
604
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:26,494
Niles said that Mr. Nobody
was there for him, not us.
605
00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:29,764
And he insisted on being
the tip of our spear.
606
00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:32,465
As the strongest member
of the Doom Patrol,
607
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,768
I led us into the fray.
608
00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:38,606
Rhea and Arani got into
a spot almost immediately.
609
00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:43,445
Luckily, I was there to save them and
destroy Mr. Nobody in one fell swoop.
610
00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:46,681
Mento was so frightened,
he sold his super-suit.
611
00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:50,717
If Niles hadn't been there to destroy
them all, along with Mr. Nobody,
612
00:35:50,751 --> 00:35:52,987
I don't think any of us
would have survived.
613
00:35:53,019 --> 00:35:56,623
Uh-huh. So, Niles
rescued a team of superpeople
614
00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:58,525
from a supervillain?
615
00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,961
Without any superpowers?
616
00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:04,364
Why don't you ask him yourself?
617
00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:08,367
- Hello, darling, how was your day?
- Arani, my jewel.
618
00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:09,637
Mmm!
619
00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:13,507
- What a sight for sore eyes.
- [Arani] Dinner's almost ready.
620
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:17,139
Fantastic! I'm famished.
621
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:26,119
How did you escape Mr. Nobody,
Niles?
622
00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:28,923
Mr. Nobody?
623
00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:33,726
Oh, that little devil and his butt
balloon were laid to waste ages ago.
624
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,431
Thanks to my beautiful wife,
that is.
625
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:40,614
Oh, Niles.
[chuckles]
626
00:36:49,277 --> 00:36:52,112
We've got Nobody's balloon
here, somewhere.
627
00:36:52,146 --> 00:36:53,581
It's really
quite a sight to see.
628
00:36:53,614 --> 00:36:56,818
I'm sure it was a terrific
battle, Steven, but...
629
00:36:56,851 --> 00:37:03,255
I'm afraid it was only the first time Mr.
Nobody came after Niles.
630
00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:05,358
He came back.
631
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,693
Impossible.
632
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,028
We KO'd that idiot.
633
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,264
Well, I don't know
what to tell you,
634
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:13,467
except that he's back,
and he's taken Niles.
635
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,000
[whirring]
636
00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:22,175
- What's happening?
- You're lying.
637
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:23,945
You couldn't let me
have this, could you?
638
00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:25,813
What on earth
are you going on about?
639
00:37:25,846 --> 00:37:28,416
You came all the way down here
just to ruin me.
640
00:37:28,449 --> 00:37:31,085
Take my wins away, all the
good work that I've done.
641
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,253
- That's not true.
- Please.
642
00:37:33,288 --> 00:37:35,789
We both know
you're capable of anything.
643
00:37:35,822 --> 00:37:39,460
[baby crying]
644
00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:43,864
[woman crying]
645
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,264
Marybeth?
646
00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:47,135
I didn't say no.
647
00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:52,168
I was too scared
to say anything at all.
648
00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:55,675
Don't!
649
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,811
- [slices]
- No!
650
00:37:57,844 --> 00:38:01,347
No. No. No. No.
651
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,184
No. No.
652
00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:07,755
No, no, no, no, no. No.
653
00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,556
No. No. No.
654
00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:11,840
No! [screaming]
655
00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:17,097
What the ever-loving fuck?
656
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,800
It's Mento.
He's going to his dark place.
657
00:38:19,835 --> 00:38:22,503
If we don't do something fast,
he's gonna take us with him.
658
00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:26,739
[banging at door]
659
00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:28,074
Rhea.
660
00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:30,409
They're starting to lose
control of their powers.
661
00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:31,612
You stay here, okay?
662
00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,313
Wait. What about the students?
663
00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:34,981
There aren't any.
664
00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:37,565
There never were.
665
00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:43,023
[Niles] Hello, Joshua.
666
00:38:43,056 --> 00:38:45,059
Niles, thank God.
We have to move.
667
00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,661
- Mento has had another break.
- Forget him.
668
00:38:47,695 --> 00:38:50,063
And the others.
669
00:38:50,097 --> 00:38:54,746
You and I have more work to do.
670
00:38:55,369 --> 00:38:56,536
[Josh] No.
671
00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,539
Come now, Joshua.
672
00:38:58,572 --> 00:39:01,442
You've done good work here.
673
00:39:01,476 --> 00:39:06,476
But you and I both know
where your talents truly lie.
674
00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:10,016
I can't.
675
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,952
I told you...
676
00:39:11,985 --> 00:39:14,722
never again.
677
00:39:14,755 --> 00:39:17,454
[laughs manically]
678
00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:23,527
[puzzle pieces dropping]
679
00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:40,981
[whimpers]
680
00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:44,614
[puzzle pieces dropping]
681
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:57,097
[man] Sweet...
682
00:39:57,130 --> 00:40:00,733
sweet, sweet baby.
683
00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:05,768
Please don't keep me waiting.
684
00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:13,981
[bee buzzing]
685
00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:19,016
Arani, I really think you need to
have a talk with your students.
686
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:27,094
Arani?
687
00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:29,797
He's run off again.
688
00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:33,967
Who? Niles?
689
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:36,471
Look what you did!
690
00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,873
- Oh, no, no.
- Look what you did!
691
00:40:38,905 --> 00:40:42,309
[whooshing]
692
00:40:42,342 --> 00:40:46,780
[panting]
693
00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:48,614
[explosions]
694
00:41:13,407 --> 00:41:18,057
[man] Sweet, sweet baby.
695
00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:21,481
Sweet, sweet baby.
696
00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:24,050
Come join me!
697
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:26,753
Sweet, sweet baby.
698
00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,222
Come join me!
699
00:41:29,257 --> 00:41:32,393
Okay, this is gonna be okay.
700
00:41:32,427 --> 00:41:34,628
We just happen to be
in The Shining.
701
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:35,797
Which is fine.
702
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,398
Shelley Duvall and
the kid got out, and so will we.
703
00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:43,432
Captain Trainor, you and I know
there is no getting out.
704
00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:47,407
Once a soldier,
always a soldier.
705
00:41:47,442 --> 00:41:52,442
Now, are you and your partner
ready to continue our mission?
706
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,981
This isn't happening.
707
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,083
This isn't happening!
708
00:41:57,117 --> 00:41:59,387
[Rita] I am so sorry.
709
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:01,722
I didn't mean
for this to happen.
710
00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,657
Oh, Rita, let's be honest,
711
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:08,690
you've been grinding this ax
for 60 years.
712
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,632
You're doing this.
713
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,335
Looks pretty real to me.
714
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:17,217
[Marybeth laughing]
715
00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:22,009
You sick son of a bitch!
716
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,943
Now, darling,
717
00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:28,177
we both know
you started it.
718
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:32,385
I envy you, sir.
719
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:37,420
You get to make the world
safe for democracy single-handedly.
720
00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:43,230
Well, almost single-handedly.
721
00:42:43,264 --> 00:42:48,213
- [electricity crackles]
- [groans]
722
00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:53,072
Where is that bastard?
723
00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:55,956
[electrical static]
724
00:43:06,786 --> 00:43:07,987
[crying]
725
00:43:25,905 --> 00:43:30,706
[Josh] This is your room.
726
00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:37,885
[Josh] It wasn't always
like this.
727
00:43:37,918 --> 00:43:42,155
Niles formed the Doom Patrol back in the
day as part of a government program.
728
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:45,559
He selected
their missions and...
729
00:43:45,592 --> 00:43:50,164
One of which inadvertently
put them on Mr. Nobody's radar.
730
00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:51,831
So they really did fight him?
731
00:43:51,864 --> 00:43:53,500
Yeah, but they lost.
732
00:43:53,532 --> 00:43:54,568
Big time.
733
00:43:54,601 --> 00:43:57,237
Mr. Nobody got into
their heads,
734
00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:59,139
preyed on their fears
and weaknesses.
735
00:43:59,172 --> 00:44:02,342
One by one, they all
turned on each other.
736
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:04,846
They were never the same
after that.
737
00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:07,514
Their minds and bodies
started to deteriorate.
738
00:44:07,547 --> 00:44:10,617
They'd become frightened
and confused easily,
739
00:44:10,652 --> 00:44:14,054
and they would lash out
with their powers.
740
00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:18,057
They became a danger
to themselves, and to others.
741
00:44:18,092 --> 00:44:20,793
So, this was never a school?
742
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,697
It was, uh...
743
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:26,766
a safe place
for these folks to...
744
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,072
To rest.
745
00:44:31,106 --> 00:44:34,342
I was able to stabilize
Mento's moods with medication.
746
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,077
It was Niles' idea to
modify his helmet,
747
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:39,681
to try to keep him calm with
an immersive group delusion.
748
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:44,713
Mento hadn't made a peep
in 50 years.
749
00:44:44,818 --> 00:44:46,688
Until today.
750
00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:50,757
So, you're like what,
their babysitter?
751
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,826
Physician, actually.
752
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,295
I'm also a meta-human.
753
00:44:54,327 --> 00:44:56,630
I don't like to use my powers,
754
00:44:56,664 --> 00:44:59,166
but they're pretty good
to have around here.
755
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,802
Just in case.
756
00:45:00,835 --> 00:45:03,570
Arani said
she's married to Niles.
757
00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:07,175
- Is that...
- All part of the fantasy.
758
00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:10,443
None of you should feel bad
about what you may have seen.
759
00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:13,447
That was just Mento
lashing out with his powers.
760
00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:15,449
Using your biggest fears
against you,
761
00:45:15,483 --> 00:45:18,117
like Mr. Nobody did to him,
762
00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:20,688
and to the others.
763
00:45:20,722 --> 00:45:23,456
Now, I think it's best if...
764
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:27,293
If you all leave.
765
00:45:27,327 --> 00:45:31,228
What about Arani and Rhea?
766
00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:43,371
This is what their realities
are like.
767
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,119
[Arani crying]
Don't leave me.
768
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:55,422
[Josh] Torturing themselves
with ghosts from their past.
769
00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:58,958
[Rita] But you can fix it,
right?
770
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,628
I don't know.
771
00:46:00,661 --> 00:46:05,311
[Arani crying] Please, Niles...
772
00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:07,632
May I try?
773
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:15,706
[powering up, beeping]
774
00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:24,518
Whoa, whoa. Take it easy, son.
775
00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:27,253
Give yourself a minute.
776
00:46:27,288 --> 00:46:29,657
Am I okay?
777
00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:33,025
Everything looks fine.
778
00:46:33,059 --> 00:46:34,994
So, I'll be heading back.
779
00:46:35,027 --> 00:46:37,898
You gonna pack my bags too?
780
00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:40,668
Not unless you're planning
to come back with me.
781
00:46:40,702 --> 00:46:44,237
But if you would prefer
to be here,
782
00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:46,641
I think you should stay.
783
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:49,043
Incidentally, I, uh...
784
00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:52,213
enabled your privacy mode.
785
00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:53,547
For real this time.
786
00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:56,115
I won't be
listening in anymore.
787
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,485
I promise.
788
00:46:57,518 --> 00:47:02,518
Am I awake? Or are snakes
gonna start pouring out of your face?
789
00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:04,858
You've been telling me...
790
00:47:04,893 --> 00:47:07,260
you're ready to be
your own man.
791
00:47:07,293 --> 00:47:12,293
I think it's time
I start listening.
792
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,293
Wait.
793
00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:10,490
What's wrong?
794
00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:12,393
How could you?
795
00:48:12,425 --> 00:48:14,427
What are you talking about?
796
00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:18,264
Marybeth?
797
00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:20,548
That poor girl.
798
00:48:23,471 --> 00:48:26,474
You read my mind.
799
00:48:26,507 --> 00:48:28,576
[sobs] Without my permission.
800
00:48:28,608 --> 00:48:31,344
Don't you dare judge me.
801
00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:35,427
Not after what you've done.
802
00:48:37,485 --> 00:48:42,485
I'm just sorry
I didn't do it sooner.
803
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:55,036
[Rita] A long time ago, you taught
me I was my own biggest obstacle,
804
00:48:55,068 --> 00:49:00,068
that I could decide
who I wanted to be.
805
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,943
For the last 60 years,
I decided that Rita Farr
806
00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:06,813
was someone who deserved
to be punished.
807
00:49:06,847 --> 00:49:10,184
I haven't changed my mind
about that.
808
00:49:10,217 --> 00:49:12,318
Rita Farr is...
809
00:49:12,353 --> 00:49:15,289
empty and ugly.
810
00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:18,726
And small.
811
00:49:18,759 --> 00:49:22,797
And I don't wanna be
those things anymore.
812
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:27,829
I don't wanna be
Rita Farr anymore.
813
00:49:27,934 --> 00:49:32,934
Without her,
I don't know who I am.
814
00:49:33,005 --> 00:49:35,643
All I know is...
815
00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:38,778
I don't want to end up
like you.
816
00:49:38,813 --> 00:49:41,512
Or Arani, or Rhea.
817
00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:47,554
And, who knows.
818
00:49:47,588 --> 00:49:50,257
Maybe if I...
819
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:55,291
stop trying to forget
the things that haunt me,
820
00:49:55,896 --> 00:49:57,798
and actually face them,
821
00:49:57,831 --> 00:50:02,831
maybe Mr. Nobody won't hold
so much power over me.
822
00:50:03,637 --> 00:50:07,608
I owe you for that.
823
00:50:07,641 --> 00:50:10,342
And I forgive you.
824
00:50:27,795 --> 00:50:31,094
Goodbye, Steve Dayton.
825
00:50:48,748 --> 00:50:52,652
How often
does he come see them?
826
00:50:52,686 --> 00:50:54,188
For real.
827
00:50:54,221 --> 00:50:58,025
Niles?
828
00:50:58,057 --> 00:50:59,659
Not very.
829
00:50:59,693 --> 00:51:02,396
[sighs]
830
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:04,264
So he just abandoned them?
831
00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:06,634
Like broken toys?
832
00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:09,570
Why would he send me here?
833
00:51:09,603 --> 00:51:12,340
I'm not broken. He never
treated me like I was broken.
834
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:15,142
- Why would he wanna abandon me too?
- I think...
835
00:51:15,143 --> 00:51:17,444
this is something for you
to discuss with Niles directly.
836
00:51:17,445 --> 00:51:19,780
How the fuck am I supposed
to do that? He's missing.
837
00:51:19,813 --> 00:51:22,483
Then keep looking.
838
00:51:22,516 --> 00:51:26,653
'Cause I think that's what Mr. Nobody
really wants is for you to give up.
839
00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:28,822
That's why he sent you here.
840
00:51:28,856 --> 00:51:33,856
See what happens to those
who cross him.
841
00:51:34,661 --> 00:51:38,097
Good luck to you, Jane, and...
842
00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:40,132
For God sakes,
843
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:44,538
you be careful.
844
00:51:44,572 --> 00:51:46,072
[whimpers]
845
00:51:57,918 --> 00:52:02,918
No offense, but your dad's
a real bite in the ass.
846
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,125
Here.
847
00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:06,293
You hacked it.
848
00:52:06,327 --> 00:52:09,161
I created a profile for you,
sent her a friend request.
849
00:52:09,163 --> 00:52:09,929
She accepted it?
850
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:12,365
She did. Only, um...
851
00:52:12,398 --> 00:52:14,001
she doesn't know it.
852
00:52:14,034 --> 00:52:17,871
Congratulations. You're officially
catfishing your daughter.
853
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:20,474
Is this because I stuck up
for you with your pops?
854
00:52:20,507 --> 00:52:25,146
- You did?
- [stammers] A little.
855
00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:27,949
I just thought that you should
856
00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:32,981
have the chance
to get to know your daughter.
857
00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:37,625
Maybe it's better
for both of you if you
858
00:52:37,657 --> 00:52:41,128
done it from afar.
859
00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:42,210
[clank]
860
00:52:59,481 --> 00:53:04,481
Been far too long since we
took some publicity photos.
861
00:53:05,219 --> 00:53:10,219
Folks are gonna start to forget
what the Doom Patrol means.
862
00:53:40,588 --> 00:53:41,938
[beeping]
863
00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:05,561
[sighs]
864
00:54:21,230 --> 00:54:28,023
[man] Captain Trainor, are you and your
partner ready to continue our mission?
865
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:41,282
I know.
866
00:54:41,315 --> 00:54:46,315
I don't wanna
think about it either.
867
00:54:47,353 --> 00:54:50,324
[groans]
868
00:54:50,356 --> 00:54:51,407
[sighs]
869
00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:47,780
What the fuck?
870
00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:51,518
"Me and Dad"?
871
00:55:51,552 --> 00:55:54,722
What the hell is she doing
with Bump?
872
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:57,423
Bump. Bump.
873
00:55:57,456 --> 00:55:59,159
Bump. Bump...
874
00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:03,831
Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump!
875
00:56:03,864 --> 00:56:05,331
- [screams]
- [bang]
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