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Is it making me look too, like...

Like a person wearing a low-cut top,

but who's actually still a virgin?

Honestly, like, I'm just so ready to lose it.

What about that guy Tim?

It's Tim's if he wants it.

I wish I could fuck you all day.

Shit. I'm gonna be late for class.

Our little Bree-Bree is going to be a nude model.

For art class.

I'm not sleeping with anyone else.

- Neither am I. - Okay.

It wouldn't bother me if you did, though.

You have a really nice smile.

You have a boyfriend?

No, I don't.

I was going to go on the pill.

You don't have to worry.

You are the only person

who I would use a condom with.

Everything's my fault. I can't stop thinking about it.

What the fuck was all of that about?

Drew was there the night Macy died.

This is my little brother we're talking about, alright.

You cannot tell anyone.

♪ I was born to haunt you ♪

♪ Terrorize you with my love ♪

- Oh my god, you're adorable. - Oh my god.

I'm not trying to give mixed signals tonight.

- Yes. - Signal is very clear.

You're very much a sure thing.

Yeah. Tim is going to die when he sees you.

I still think you should just come with us.

It's a couples party.

So make Stephen come.

Mm-hmm.

Stephen hates frat parties, and he has his big interview tomorrow.

But you want to go, so he should just go with you.

You went on the pill so he could fuck you without a condom.

It's the least he can do.

We're going to hang at his. It's fine.

Okay.

- Wrigley! - Pippa!

- Hey, guys. - How long do we stay handcuffed?

Until we both finish a bottle.

Bree, who's your date?

- Tim. - That's nice.

I want a cigarette.

- Another one? - Yeah.

♪ It's the same old song ♪

♪ That I always sing each year ♪

♪ But because it's perennial ♪

♪ Don't make it less real ♪

♪ And I believe that she could be ♪

You look amazing.

Thank you.

♪ I believe you could be ♪

♪ What I need to believe ♪

♪ I believe you could be ♪

How do we get this off?

- It's cool. I'll take them off later. - Okay.

Come on.

Fuck. It's-

- Okay. - Just fuck it.

Okay.

Let me grab a condom.

Oh yes.

Come on. Yes.

You okay? Mmhmm.

Yeah. You sure?

Yes.

Whew.

♪ The Raconteurs' Steady, As She Goes playing ♪

♪ Find yourself a girl and settle down ♪

♪ Live a simple life in a quiet town ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

♪ So steady as she goes ♪

♪ Your friends have shown a kink in the single life ♪

♪ You've had too much to think, now you need a wife ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

♪ Are you steady now? ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

♪ Are you steady now? ♪

♪ Steady as she goes ♪

What time's your train?

It's at noon.

But I have to run through

some case studies before I go.

Explain to me how this internship is paid.

I thought the whole point of it being unpaid

is to prove you really want it.

Uh, a lot of internships are paid.

Not everyone can afford the unpaid ones, you know.

- You're going to get it. - Uh-huh.

And after my India trip this summer, I can come visit you in the city.

I'm sure I'll be up against some partners' sons.

That's usually the deal with these things.

Well, I'm sure none of them have prepped as hard as you have.

And they'll just be

boring trust fund kids wearing pastel pants.

Unfortunately, boring trust fund kids with pastel pants,

they often do very well.

- Yeah? - In this country.

Well, you're going to be the smartest guy there.

You're so fucking sexy.

You're a liability.

Quit distracting me.

Get dressed. Fine.

Who are you staying with in the city?

Um...

- Hey. - Hey.

Yo.

Evan hooked me up with his family's loft in Tribeca.

He's a hero.

I should get going.

Good luck.

Call me after, okay. Of course.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye, Lucy. - Bye.

- Seriously, dude. - Hmm.

You couldn't come up with a better lie?

We don't even have a place in the city.

You got houses everywhere else, right?

I can't tell her I'm staying at Diana's family spot. No way.

You know, sometimes I think you just lie for the fun of it.

What?

No, I just, I'm-I'm never going to get over the fact

that you're taking an introduction to drawing class.

What do you do in there? Draw fruit?

As a matter of fact, I drew a pineapple last week.

How was it? Was it good?

No, it was terrible.

I can't draw for shit.

It's an easy credit though, so...

Yeah.

You do the math,

probably costing your parents at least five K.

I can't imagine what my mom would say if I told her

I was spending her money drawing fuckin' pineapples.

Well, you know, people go to college for different reasons.

I'm just trying to figure out what I want to do after graduation.

Junior year, though.

Isn't your dad, like, a genius or something?

What about your dad?

Oh.

I fucking love that. I love when you stoop to my level.

Alright, well, the pineapples are waiting, so...

Hey, for what it's worth,

you are my favorite multi-millionaire.

- You're obnoxious. - But I've got a nice smile.

Yeah. Yeah.

Have a good interview. Thank you, bro.

- Morning. - Morning.

What were you just daydreaming about?

Uh, nothing. I'm just really hung over.

- Gotcha. - Stephen left today, right?

Yeah. How did you know that?

Wrigley told me.

Did Wrigley say anything else about Stephen?

- What do you mean? - I don't know.

I'm just, I'm just trying to get some intel.

I swear he hasn't said anything.

Okay.

Hi.

Hi!

Um, you disappeared last night. What happened?

- Oh my god. - No!

Yes!

Shh!

Okay. How was it?

It was...

it was fine.

It was kind of funny.

- Oh. - I don't know how else to describe it

but... I mean, I'm sure it gets better.

I'm, like, excited to do it again.

Oh, so you didn't come?

What? Nobody comes their first time.

I did.

Orgasms are really easy for me.

What? They are.

So, are you going to see him again?

Well, he said he'd text me.

Cute.

Am I becoming promiscuous?

I love this.

Tim's so much hotter than Drew too.

Aren't you kind of happy he ghosted you now?

Okay. Don't do that. Come on.

- Do what? - He's Wrigley's brother? It's mean.

It was a joke. And he was a dick to Bree.

Weeks ago.

We can get over it now.

Okay.

Sorry.

Alright.

- No. - Oh wow.

- Hey. - Hi.

Oh, hey, Bree.

How'd, uh, how'd your night end?

It was good. Thanks.

Good. Very good.

Tell Stephen he's a loser for leaving Halloween weekend.

Who the fuck does that?

I know, but it's a big internship, so...

That guy never slows down.

Personally, I blame Diana. She encouraged the mania.

What do you mean?

Uh, nothing, I'm just joking.

I, I'm so fucking hung over.

- Yeah. - You blame Diana for what?

I was... I was just saying that, you know, they're both like that.

They're both obsessed with work.

So when you put them together,

it's like the Clintons or something.

Is Diana like an amazing student or something?

- Diana? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah. She's, like, su-super driven.

But that's probably why you're more fun for him, you know.

It's less intense. Jesus Christ, Wrigley.

Lucy's really driven too.

Yes.

Yes. I'm sorry.

Yes.

That's not what I... Don't listen to me.

Hi, Professor. Do you have a moment?

Sure.

I've noticed, uh, I keep getting B-pluses on everything.

Is there something specific I could be working on or...

Your form is impressive,

but I think you'd agree you struggle

to push yourself to your full potential.

Your writing lacks specificity sometimes.

You need to tap into something more specific

and personal.

Okay. I will try harder.

I, I also, um, wanted to ask you

about your advanced seminar next semester.

Well, that's very competitive.

I know, but I'd, I'd really like to be considered for it,

you know, so I can push myself.

Like you said.

It's almost November.

May I ask you why you're just inquiring about it now?

Um...

I gue... I guess I've just been distracted.

And what specifically has been distracting you?

I don't know if you know this, um,

but the girl who died... during Welcome Week,

Macy, she, she was my roommate.

And I'm usually a lot more focused.

That must have been awful.

I'm sorry, Lucy, I didn't know.

Look, let's see how the rest of the semester goes.

I appreciate your openness,

and I think we can probably figure something out.

Thanks.

Whenever you're ready, Bree.

- Hey. - Hey.

I'm sitting in your dad's office right now.

This place is crazy.

Don't go through any of this stuff.

Obviously. Hey, what's with this weird painting in here?

He's obsessed with that thing.

Looks like a finger painting.

Okay. Please tell me he didn't spend real money on that thing.

It's probably the most expensive thing in the loft.

Really? It looks like a preschooler did it.

You kind of have to know about art to appreciate it.

Just don't touch it, okay.

Why would I touch it?

I don't know. I got to go.

But good luck tomorrow. Just be yourself.

Until you really shouldn't be.

You know what I mean. Okay.

Thanks.

Talk to you later. Bye.

We need to talk about it, 'cause it's a lot...

I understand it's a lot, but I don't...

I don't know what you want me to do.

I'm going to go to the dining hall. I'm starving.

Are you coming?

I'll meet you there.

Hey. You okay?

It's just, like, a stupid fight.

You want to talk about it?

I'm fine. I should go catch up with him.

Stephen can be a... dick sometimes, too.

And I actually felt really weird...

We don't have to swap stories.

It's not really the same thing. You and Stephen aren't even...

Aren't even like what?

I just mean you guys haven't put labels on things.

You don't have an obligation to him.

Obligation. That's a weird word to use.

Look, I told him I would meet him, so...

Okay.

Oh yes!

Where are you today?

A bunch of us went to George's.

You smell like tequila.

It's fine, I'll just leave it on.

Oh fuck!

I'm gonna need you to get me going.

Okay.

Yeah.

- Is-is that... is that okay? - Yes. Just keep going for a second.

It's because I did blow.

Wait. Stop. Get up for a second.

Touch yourself.

- What? - I want to see you touch yourself.

Oh yeah.

- Here, let me, let me... - No, I love it like this.

Give me a second.

Yeah.

Ohh, yes.

I...

I think I'm a little sore.

Sorry. I'll go a little softer.

Okay?

Okay.

Wait, let me turn on my back.

- It's okay, I'm almost there. - Okay.

Oh.

My mom is so funny.

If I ever sent her an eight-pound box of candy,

she would consider it an assault.

Does she send care packages for every holiday?

Uh, yeah, pretty much. Such a waste of money.

I saw Tim last night.

And how was it?

I don't know.

I mean, he's definitely into me,

but I'm just trying to figure out

if I actually like him.

Oh, you're not sure yet?

When I first had sex with Stephen, it was like

my body just knew.

Is it really different than with your ex-boyfriend?

Yeah.

Completely. I wasn't like Pippa.

I wasn't having orgasms all the time in high school.

With Stephen, it's just like,

I didn't even know my body could feel that good.

So how was it with Tim?

So hot.

Trey?

Stephen?

Hi.

Follow me.

My, my bus driver still calls me for legal advice.

You're funny.

The last candidate quoted me his SAT scores within five minutes.

Oh god.

Shall we start your first case?

Yes. Please.

♪ Sucré's My Time playing ♪

♪ This time is my time, so step aside ♪

♪ I feel alive, so electrified ♪

♪ I think I'm ready to have a little fun ♪

♪ No one to tell me when ♪

Drew?

I saw you so I wanted to say hi.

Hi.

Listen...

I feel really bad about Welcome Week.

And I wanted to say that I'm sorry.

Oh.

Yeah. It was shitty of me.

Yeah. It really hurt my feelings.

I didn't mean to.

Okay.

Yeah. It's okay.

I'm not going to, like, hook up with you now,

if that's what you think.

I, I didn't.

Good.

♪ 'Cause it's my life ♪

♪ Oh, this is my life ♪

♪ And you won't take it ♪

♪ From me, from me ♪

The first priority is to keep the client happy.

So in my case, Professor.

The minute you know you won't meet their expectations,

you have to change them.

So you have to make them think

that the new timeline was their idea.

So by the time I handed in that project,

my professor... thought it was early.

- I think I had a similar professor. - Where did you go?

- Cambridge. - Mm-hmm.

It was great. I love England. Everywhere in Europe, honestly.

Gosh, me too. Definitely.

Have you spent much time abroad?

Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. Um, Europe's, Europe's amazing.

Where have you been?

All over really.

Uh, London. I went to Paris.

Um, Rome.

I rented a flat in the Marais last summer.

Had the best time.

Yeah. Rome, every part.

Italy is just so, it's beautiful.

The Marais in Paris.

Mm-hmm. I know. No, I know.

I was just saying that I love that Rome is beaut...

Like, it's one of my favorite cities in the world.

Um, but I...

I do... I love, I love Paris.

Paris is so... it's the city of,

you know, City of Love.

Alright. Next question.

Yes.

The client is a health insurance company.

You are a civil defense attorney specializing in medical law.

Plastic surgeon is being accused of botching a surgery,

but the plaintiff is a self-professed addict

of plastic surgery.

How do you advise the client?

Are you the client?

The client is the client.

Sure. But in this scenario, when I imagine the client,

am I picturing you?

Why does that matter?

I want to know how to talk to you.

The job is legal advice.

No, I know. But isn't it also reading the room?

Uh, you know, don't you change the way you are when you're with certain people?

I'm just saying

I, I think about people when I have to tell them something.

So I look at them and I think about them

and I think about who they are as people, you know.

And that, uh, helps.

It helps to figure out

kind of

how... it helps.

Yeah.

I should just start quoting my SAT scores to you.

That's fine. I think we're good.

Yeah.

It was 1540, for the record.

But let's be real.

I mean, one of the boss' kids is probably going to get this, right?

You were hiring one of them before I even walked in the room.

There's actually a company policy against that.

When selecting interns,

we consider not only who's the most qualified,

but who would benefit most from the opportunity.

No, I don't.

- Oh my... - Yo, let's do shots.

Yes.

I got to pee first.

Hey. Tim.

Yo, what up?

Is my mustache even?

- Yeah, looks good. - Yeah. Looks good.

How was the bathroom?

It was... a bathroom.

But how gross was it? Was there toilet paper?

- Oh, no. - Oh, wonderful.

Oh, wonderful. Wow, that's crazy. You guys are being pretty lame.

We're not being lame. We're just tired.

Alright, let's go then.

Woo-hoo. That's your solution? Cocaine?

Come on. Seriously?

Yeah. What, have you never done blow before?

- No. - Yeah. Of course I have.

Then you know that it's great.

Yeah, but I'm not in the mood tonight.

Well, that's the point. Once you do it, you'll be in the mood for it.

Well, fuck it. I'll try it.

Follow the bird.

Okay.

I don't think I feel anything.

Really? I think I do.

- You know. You've done it before, right? - Yeah.

No, I just mean like I'm waiting to see

how I feel before I do more.

- Right. - Uh-huh.

Bree, how do you feel?

I think I love it.

You're in a good mood tonight.

Oh yeah. Great mood. The best mood ever.

- Come here, my Freud. - Ohh.

What up? What up?

Hey, guys.

- Where's Evan? - Oh, fuck him.

They're fighting.

Hi.

This pirate costume is so cute.

Oh, thanks.

I, I really like your tiara.

- Thanks. - So cute.

I put it on myself.

Oh wow. You know how to do that.

Um, we're going to go get a drink.

Okay. Cool. I'm going to hang here. So...

Cool.

That was fucking weird, right?

Yeah. Yeah, it was.

Sorry. I'll, I'll be right back.

Were you not going to talk to me tonight?

'Cause, I mean, I don't need you to do anything, like, special,

but don't act like I'm not even fucking here.

I can't believe you didn't tell me you were a virgin.

Who told you that?

Wrigley told Cyclops.

I mean, putting that much pressure on me without saying anything is fucked up.

Well, are you, are you serious right now?

You tricked me into taking your virginity.

It's too much responsibility.

I didn't trick you into anything.

I didn't give you any kind of responsibility.

I didn't tell you because it wasn't your business.

Whatever. I just don't think we should hook up again.

Yeah. No shit.

Hey. How'd it go?

Great.

Any chance you want to come to the city and celebrate?

I miss you.

- Hi. - Hi.

Too much room.

I don't know what to do with it.

These are the lowly servant's quarters.

Wow.

Fancy. Mmhmm.

You want a drink?

Yes.

So tell me everything.

It just went really, really well.

- Really? - Yeah.

When do you find out if you get it?

Where do you want me?

Right here?

Is that too hard?

No.

You can go harder.

- Hello. - Drew.

I'm outside your dorm.

Will you come downstairs?

What? What's wrong?

Come here.

I won't know what I did if you don't tell me.

Why don't you ever go to parties with me?

What?

Why don't you ever go to parties with me?

We go to parties.

We met at one... No, I, I mean, together.

Like, we don't go anywhere where you would actually know someone.

I take you on actual dates.

Do you not enjoy those?

They cost a lot of money.

I like those.

You're, you're missing the point.

I don't know why you have to make it about money.

Because I don't have any. My family doesn't have any money.

I don't have an allowance like the rest of you guys.

Oh my god, you act like I'm fucking loaded or something.

Have you ever been to Europe?

Yeah.

I haven't.

- Hey. - I've never been on a plane.

But you've talked about traveling before.

You've told stories.

Yeah, that's what they are.

They're stories to make everyone else feel more comfortable

because people hear that you're 20 years old,

you've never been on a fucking airplane,

and they think that's weird.

- No, they don't. - Yeah, they do.

Well, I don't think it's weird,

and I don't even really know what your point is right now.

My point is that what I choose to spend my money on

means something.

And I choose to spend my money on taking you

on dates off campus.

To make you feel special.

I'm sorry. I didn't...

I didn't think about it that way.

Are you mad at me now?

I'm tired.

Please don't be mad at me. I, I shouldn't have said anything.

- No, it's okay. - I don't know why I said anything.

I'm being dramatic and...

It's okay. Don't worry.

I'd say we can talk in my room,

but my roommate's in there.

This is fine.

What's up? What did you want to talk about?

Are you attracted to me?

You were at one point.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I am.

Oh fuck!

Wait, wait, I thought you said that we would...

Do you want me to stop?

No.

Oh. Oh fuck.

Sorry. Shit.

I'm sorry. That's okay.

- Um... - Um...

- Hm. - Uh...

I, I thought you hated me.

No.

No.

Uh, Bree, something happened during Welcome Week,

and I, I would tell you if I could, but, um,

it wasn't because I, I didn't like you.

Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

What made you want to see me?

I don't know, I thought,

I thought it would make me feel better

about some stuff.

Did it?

Yeah, a little.

This isn't happening again, though.

Okay.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you feeling? - Great.

I'm really sorry about last night.

That's okay. I'm sorry if I, I overreacted.

Um, listen, Evan's parents need the place.

I think you should take the 10 a.m. train.

You can make it if you hurry.

Thank you, ma'am.

What you got there?

What, are you stalking me?

A guy draws you naked one time.

I'm actually just picking up my mom's latest QVC finds.

Yeah, she's an addict.

Uh, thank you, by the way.

For what?

For drawing me naked and not being a perv about it.

Yeah. You know, that's kind of my thing. Very non pervy.

Well, that's good. Allie's very lucky.

Ah, well...

we broke up, actually.

Shit. Sorry.

Oh, no, no. It needed to happen.

I guess college relationships don't really matter

in the long term anyway, so.

"Remember: trust no one unless they have a moose.

Then steal the moose and only trust the moose."

Who sent you that?

You know, reading someone else's mail is felony.

So is stealing a moose.

Um. It's from my old foster sister.

She's a few years older than me,

and it's just something she does.

She sends me these postcards with stupid jokes.

And I love them.

I didn't know you were a foster kid.

Yeah.

Is that something you like to just keep to yourself?

No, I'm not, like, embarrassed about it.

I just never heard you talk about it before.

Do your friends here know?

They never asked.

Sometimes, um,

I just want to feel so normal

that I'm almost boring.

Yeah.

I know what you mean.

- Hey. - Hey.

Shit. Sorry. I thought Bree was here.

Figured you'd be at Wrigley's.

Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes I sleep better alone.

Are we okay?

Do you still like me?

What, what do you mean?

Of course, I still like you.

I don't know, it just feels weird.

It feels like you've been really weird with me lately.

I don't know why.

Come, come here.

Look, it doesn't have anything to do with you.

Okay?

Like, I love you. You're one of my best friends.

Really?

Yeah. Of course. Come on.

I'm sorry, I don't fucking know what's happening to me.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hey, you guys okay?

I'm not really sure.

- What happened? - I don't know. I really don't know.

I just feel, I just don't feel good.

I feel like...

I don't know. I don't know.

- About what? - Just shit with Stephen.

Like, I... I'm being so stupid, I don't even feel like myself.

I feel like I'm, I'm actually going crazy.

Why? Why? What happened?

I feel like he's fucking other people.

But didn't... didn't you guys kind of agree that you could?

Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, we did.

I don't fucking know.

My god, I feel like I'm losing it.

I actually feel like I'm, I'm losing it.

- Hey. - Like I'm going crazy.

You know you can do a lot better, right?

It's not like he has a magic penis.

How do you know it's not magic?

No, she's right, though.

Like, there are other people out there.

What about that guy that we met in the alley?

Max.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I liked him.

Yeah.

He's cool. Okay. It's fine. I'm, I'm good. Seriously.

Um, how, how are you doing?

Did you, did you go see Tim last night?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I don't think I'm into him anymore.

I don't know, like, the sex is

eh.

Wow. Okay. Look at this virgin.

She has sex one time, and she already has standards.

Hi.

What can I get you?

Um...

just some water.

Fuck. You're one of those demanding customers.

Hey, I'm sorry I flaked before.

School has been very crazy.

Hmm. School.

Um, but I was thinking,

you still want to grab dinner sometime?

Just nobody's fed me since you.

I'm honestly just getting really fucking hungry.

Uh... no, sorry.

I think that ship sailed.

Yeah.

I'm fucking with you.

Let's get dinner.

I'll get you that water.

I fucking blew it.

I, I misread the whole thing.

I crossed the line without realizing it was there,

and then I couldn't fucking... find my way back.

Okay.

So you're not going to get the internship.

You have to let it go and move on to the next thing.

We'll make a list of other internships.

Yeah. I...

I, I need to figure this out.

I know.

We will.

This is just a temporary setback.

Yeah.

Okay.

♪ Yeasayer's Sunrise playing ♪

Hi.

What's going on?

I'm sorry we fought.

I'm sorry too.

♪ It all started with a stumble ♪

♪ When I get old then I'll get humble ♪

♪ The sky cracked a million ways ♪

♪ Making me blind ♪

♪ And as the trees grew higher and higher ♪

♪ I went and stole some wings and thought why can't I ♪

♪ Get in the sunrise ♪

♪ I want to get in the sunrise ♪

♪ Lift the world upon your shoulders ♪

♪ Shoulder ♪

♪ I stay young while I watch everyone getting older

♪ Older ♪

♪ You could take a million years out of my head ♪

♪ But I'm starting to lose my place ♪

♪ My place ♪

♪ In the circles that I trace ♪

♪ That I trace ♪

♪ And if I let go only then will my face ♪

♪ My face ♪

♪ Get in the sunrise ♪

♪ I want to get in the sunrise ♪

♪ I want to get in the sunrise ♪

♪ I want to get in the sunrise ♪