Original subtitles

[wolf howling]

vroom

- I don't know, honey, - this doesn't look like

- the Crystal Cove - from the brochure.

- We might be lost. - As usual.

- Come on, you call this lost? - We're not lost.

- We're on an adventure.

- Adventures are stupid.

[intense music]

[screaming]

A man! A giant man!

screech

[screaming continues]

Stand and deliver.

I'm the Dandy Highwayman.

And this is a robbery.

wink

All I have is my wedding ring.

I'm afraid it's not

worth much. Hmm.

Uh.. He-heh.

But you're welcome to it.

A treasure, my lady.

And I do trust you're having

a splendid holiday.

Me? You want to know how I am?

Quite so. Listening to you talk

about your day, your dreams

and your desires will be

sweet nectar to my ears.

Oh, my.

bang

boom

Begging your pardon, my lady.

- But will you care - to accompany me?

Me? Okay.

[engine revs]

screech

vroom vroom

Did mom just take off

with some kind of road pirate?

[theme music]

(Scooby-Doo)

'Scooby-Dooby-Doo!'

[crickets chirping]

[instrumental music]

chomp

Oh-h-h, Nova. Hee hee.

To us.

[knock on door]

Keep eating, my little

love muffin. I'll get it.

[knocking continues]

Alright, alright.

Hold your horses.

Aah!

crash

[whimpers]

whirr

[gunfire]

Huh?

crash

whirr

Aah!

crash

[whimpers]

[gunfire continues]

[dramatic music]

Oh?

[beeping]

- (Scooby) - 'Oh, Nova, it was terrible.'

You, me, bad robots.

I hate nightmares!

Nibiru..

Nibiru is coming.

Nova, no! Guys!

crash

[screaming]

Huh?

[beeping]

Too many doughnuts

before bedtime.

Um, mom, why do we have

a dynamite shed?

Oh, sweetie, everybody knows

blasting is the cheapest way

to make a pool.

Uh-huh.

I just know I'm gonna regret

asking this, but who is that?

Oh, that's pool boy.

- I know hiring him - may have been a bit premature

but just look at him.

- 'And he has the most charming - British accent.'

And on that note,

I'm going to Daphne's.

Daphne Blake of the Blakes?

The very rich Blakes?

- That would be the one.

- Brilliant.

[laughs]

I just love that accent.

- (Daphne) - 'Thanks, mom.

I really appreciate it.'

There's the sweetest

purple dress I saw at the mall.

Freddy's just going to love it.

- [chuckling] - Oh, Daphne, don't be silly.

You know your father's money

is our money.

Oh, I only need a little.

A little? Uh!

I just don't know where

I went wrong with that girl.

- (Daphne) - 'I just love the mall.'

- Velma, I saw - the cutest little pashmina

that would look perfect on you.

- Heh. I don't even know - what that means.

Like, Scooby-Doo

and I love the mall.

I mean, dude, can you say

food court-apalooza?

Of course. Food..

[blabbering]

I can't say it,

but I still love it.

[chuckling]

[intense music]

Jinkies! What happened here?

Like, is it me, or is this

giving anyone else the creeps?

Me! Me! I got the super creeps.

Look, someone's up there.

What?

- Do you Mystery dorks have - some kind of radar in that van

of yours that smells trouble?

No, but what a great idea.

Sheriff, what happened?

Was there some kind of pileup?

According to my eye witness

some guy in a patriot hat

- is running around town - robbing people.

'Then he puts some kind of

evil spell on their women folk'

with this kooky English accent

of his and rides off with them.

He calls himself

the Dandy Highwayman.

[sobbing]

Marsha!

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

Looks like

we got another man down.

Sometimes the things

I see on this job..

they don't sit easy.

Hmm. The Dandy Highwayman?

Well, gang, it looks like

- we've got another mystery - on our hands.

I wonder where the Highwayman's

going to strike next?

- [sighs] - Well, Nan

here we are

on our Hawaiian vacation.

Just like I promised.

Oh, Barty, it's perf.

None of those annoying tourists

to deal with like last time.

Oh, like I always say, dear,

why leave home when you're rich?

Regular people

are just so noisy.

Barty, this is not

the time for romance.

I still have to sun my back.

Oh, Nan, you know me better

than that. It's not Tuesday.

vroom

[engine revving]

[tires squealing]

crash

Uhh!

Ahh! Ahh!

screech

vroom vroom vroom

screech

[intense music]

Stand and deliver.

(Barty)

made my Nan empty the safe

The Dandy Highwayman

into this big black bag

he had.

And then...

then he got on his bike

held his hand out

to my Nan, and..

- [voice breaking] - It was terrifying, I tell you.

It was like she was possessed!

[engine revving]

thud

- [sobbing] - My beautiful Nan.

I lost her, and I wasn't

even trying this time.

That's how it happened to me.

He brainwashed my girl, too.

My Sally got the spell

put on her just like that.

I can't go on without my wife.

I'm hungry. I'm really hungry.

[indistinct chattering]

- Settle down. - Settle down, people.

Let's get some control here.

We're men, we're tough.

We're warriors.

We can survive anything.

crash

[groans]

This is a robbery.

Stand and deliver.

Put all your valuables

in this bag.

My only valuable is Scoob.

Nu-uh. I'm not

getting in there, no way.

- It is such an honor to meet you, - Mayor Nettles.

It is not every day

one has the opportunity

- to be in the presence - of such a powerful

and yet ravishingly

beautiful woman.

I would love to hear

the story of your life.

Mmm. How you grew up, how you

came to be mayor, everything.

Every little detail and every

emotion that came along with it.

- What's going on out there? - What's happening?

Won't you please join me,

Madame Mayor?

[grunting]

Oh, take one of these

other losers' women.

Leave my Janet

Mayor Nettles alone.

[engine revving]

screech

[grunts]

Janet, no!

You Mystery geeks

have to get her back.

I feel a full body

anxiety cramp coming on.

- [shudders] - Oh.. Oh!

[groans]

You can count on us, sheriff.

- Gang, let's get this - Dandy Highwayman

- off the street before - he gets his hands on our girl.

- Oh, Freddy.

- Thanks.

Really feeling the love.

- Excuse me.

- Oh, uh, yes?

We were wondering if you have

any books on someone called

"The Dandy Highwayman?"

"The Dandy Highwayman?"

Hmm. Let me see.

You want the dashing debonair

rogue section.

Right between the swarthy

scoundrel and the exuberant imp.

[groans]

[mumbling]

Oh, I cannot stand..

[snoring]

Oh?

[intense music]

[bell dinging]

Nova?

[instrumental music]

Hmm?

Welcome to the sitting room,

Cooby-Doo.

Ahh!

- (Velma) - 'Look at this.'

What?

I said, "Look at this."

All the books on dashing rogues

and debonair thieves have been

checked out by the women

that have been abducted.

And check this out,

it's a members list

- for a book club - with all the ladies names on it.

- Look, your mom's on here.

- Book club?

My mom hates to read, unless

it's a shopping catalogue.

Where did this come from?

"Cuarto llave."

It's the fourth key.

Guys, I don't think it was

any accident that we found this.

But why here?

And how does it tie into

the Dandy Highwayman?

All I know is we have to

come up with some answers fast

- or I might never see - my mother again.

- I've got it, - I've got the perfect plan

to trap this Dandy Highwayman.

squeak squeak

- [imitating a woman] - Like, we're just a couple of

helpless, beautiful rich women.

- [imitating a woman] - Yeah.

We're crazy rich. Heh heh heh.

And a-a-all alone.

So-o-o lonely.

That Dandy Highwayman's

never gonna be able to resist

stranded, beautiful rich women

on the side of the road.

- Yeah, well, maybe - you better take a closer look

at your beautiful women.

Grr. These pantyhose are itchy.

Fred, I think we need a plan B.

- Maybe Velma and I could - go out there and...

Nope. No way. Not happening.

- After everything we've been - through, Daphne.

I just got you back, there is

no way that Dandy Highwayman

- is getting anywhere near - my woman.

Oh, Freddy, that's so romantic.

Besides, you know how weak

and vulnerable you get.

You're the easiest kind of bait.

Remember the.. Daph?

- Daphne?

- She was right here.

(both)

Daphne! Daphne!

[gasps]

Daphne, hold on.

I'm coming to save you.

[panting]

Whoa.

[engine revving]

Daphne!

Daphne, no-o-o!

- (Shaggy) - 'Boy, could you drive

any slower?'

Yeah. Shaggy's grandma

drives faster.

I'm not driving slowly.

'It's called being cautious.'

Did you know that 33 percent

of all accidents happen

- when you're just minutes away - from your house?

- Like, we've been minutes away - from your house

for the last hour.

[sniffs]

This upholstery still has

my Daphne's sweet scent on it.

[sobbing]

Oh, Daphne. Why? Why?

Oh, brother.

Guys, I think we're looking

at our Dandy Highwayman.

It makes perfect sense,

he has a British accent

and he has nothing

but time on his hands.

'Pool boy literally has nowhere

to be and nothing to do.'

It's pathetic.

Nowhere to be and nothing to do?

[chuckles]

That guy's living my dream.

Yeah. Pool boy's a genius.

[instrumental music]

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

- I just thought you might - wish to talk.

- What made you think that?

- Well, you are a woman.

You see,

I understand such things.

I as well love to share

my innermost feelings.

The sound of a woman talking

incessantly without end

is sweet music to my ears.

No, I'm fine.

I can see you're still

adjusting to being here.

I shall leave you

to your thoughts, my lady.

[phone vibrates]

Do you hear that? It sounds like

Daphne's sweet muling coos.

Or it was a beep.

Coming from your pocket.

[phone vibrates]

beep

Daphne just texted me.

She says she's safe

and she's got an idea how

to stop the Dandy Highwayman.

And so do I.

[instrumental music]

- Excuse me, - Mr. Dandy Highwayman?

I was wondering what happened

to Mrs. Angie Dinkley?

I know not of this

Mrs. Dinkley, should I?

Oh, yes. She is super rich.

Richer than me even.

Oh, and she just loves to read.

And talk. She is such a talker.

Oh, you would love her.

Thank you, Daphne.

I would hate for Mrs. Dinkley

to feel left out

of our little group.

Ladies, I shall return.

vroom vroom

Mrs. Dinkley! I have come!

Aah!

Sorry, that's Miss Dinkley.

'And I'm not going anywhere.'

Shaggy, Scooby, now.

[grunting]

screech

Aah!

Aah!

boom

Aah! Uh!

Now let's see who this

mysterious woman stealer

really is.

- (all) - 'The librarian?'

Like, seriously?

But you're not even British.

I'm so confused. Why?

It's simple, really.

You spend a life reading about

other people's exciting

adventures and never, never

never have one of your own.

It's awful.

I'm so lonely.

Jinkies.

How did I miss that one?

I never really had

any friends growing up.

All I had were my books.

For years I stayed

in my room and read

about incredible adventures,

other people's adventures.

Then I got an idea.

I was going to become

the Dandy Highwayman.

I was going to be

the king of adventures

and adored by women everywhere.

I studied how to do

an English accent.

I incorporated

a motorcycle helmet

into my costume's hat and

practiced my motorcycle skills

for hours and hours.

Then I discovered

something unimaginable

the key to a woman's total

admiration and devotion.

All you have to do

is pay attention to them

when they're talking.

Crazy, isn't it?

It wasn't until I started

to moderate the book club

that I learned how to listen.

- From there, - I actually became interested

in what women had to say.

Before long,

I was fully engaged

in their desires and feelings.

I was living the dream.

- And I would have gotten away - with it, if it weren't for you

meddling romance killers.

I'm not buying it for a second.

You put some kind of voodoo

magic spell on them, you did.

Never.

I just listened, that's all.

Except when the going got tough,

I had a little help.

These earplugs were

the only magic I used.

I knew it! I knew there was

some kind of trick involved.

Listening to women?

Whoever heard of such a thing?

Jeepers, the librarian?

I kind of feel bad for him.

You know, he never really

abducted the wives.

- They said they went - with him willingly

- because he was - mysteriously charming and...

We know, we know,

the whole listening

and paying attention thing.

We get it already. Whatever.

(Daphne)

kidnapping really turned out'

'You know, Freddy, that

- 'to be a great experience - for me.'

'I had the perfect man

right at my fingertips.'

And I didn't want him, Freddy.

I wanted you.

You bet, Daph.

I'd love some ice cream.

Fred Jones,

what are you talking about?

Were you even listening

to a single word I said?

Yep, listening like a man.

Hmph!

I'm glad after all this

- that's what you - came away with, Fred.

Awesome! Like, Velma,

that's the best talk

we've had since we broke up.

- Hmph. - Hmph.

[snoring]

Hmm?

Scooby-Doo, the time has come.

She is here.

- Nova?

- I am not Nova.

I've only borrowed her body

so that I may bring you

an urgent message.

Scooby-Doo,

your life is in danger.

Huh?

I am of the Anunnaki

interdimensional beings

that visit the planet Earth

every few thousand years.

We arrive at a time call Nibiru

when the barriers between

our worlds grow weak.

The Anunnaki have a great

history of helping humans

but we have no physical form

and must inhabit animals.

This is why some animals,

our descendants, can talk

and others cannot.

But not all Anunnaki

are kind and good.

There are evil ones.

And the most evil one of all

is imprisoned

beneath Crystal Cove

and must not be set free.

You must undo it, Scooby-Doo.

Undo it all. Save yourself.

Save your friends,

save the world.

Hmm? Hmm?

Uh, the cursed treasure

is evil, evil!

We have to destroy it.

[theme music]