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(Scooby-Doo)

"Mystery Incorporated.."

Previously on

Like, since when don't you wanna

be late for school?

Since I found out who

our new Biology teacher is.

Dr. Rick Spartan.

I'm your biggest fan.

- Mrs. Jackson, - tell us what happened.

Took me a nap this afternoon,

when I woke up I was on the TV

and everyone knew my recipe.

(Velma)

Senor P. Llave.'

'Jinkies, look at this, gang.

- (Shaggy) - Like, what kind

of name is that?

(Velma)

and llave is key.

Primero means first in Spanish,

Like, what does an old gun

got to do with a key?

Skipper Shelton

- that helmet you've got on, - where did you get it?

- This is the second key.

- But what does all mean?

Nibiru is coming!

[gulps]

- (Francilee) - 'Well, howdy, y'all.'

It is such a pleasure cooking in

front of a live studio audience

here in beautiful Crystal Cove.

Today, we'll be cooking up

a batch of goodness

I call Francilee Jackson's

double-dip bacon

and butter-breaded croissant

snack. Mmm-mmm.

- Now, a lot of you folks - at home been asking

if I worry about my recipes

aren't the healthiest.

All I got to say is,

I ain't no doctor, y'all.

While that's simmerin',

we'll start prepping my dessert.

I call it Francilee Jackson's

bacon bread pie. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Now, don't worry, y'all.

If this happens at home, just

throw in another bacon butter.

[gasps]

No. No! Get back!

thud

Aah!

[growls]

Danger, Cachinga.

Ready your spear.

This is a job for Rick Spartan,

academic of adventure.

Oh, joy.

A road trip.

[theme music]

(Scooby-Doo)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[instrumental music]

- [automated message] - 'Access denied.'

Eagle and gaensebluemchen.

Ricky! Ricky,

what have you done?

I've been locked out

of the system.

I know. I did it on purpose.

You're out of control,

Professor Pericles

and I'm putting a stop to it.

I'm in charge.

I build Destroido

from the ground up

while you were cooling

your beak in prison.

'It's time that I..'

[grunts]

You are in charge

of nothing, Ricky Owens.

You have never been anything

other than an idiotic

human mascot, a shoulder

for me to perch upon.

- (Shaggy) - 'Come on, Scooby, old buddy.'

I'm worried about you.

- He only had three breakfasts - and two lunches.

- You gotta eat, pal.

- I don't feel good, Raggy.

I'm scared. Nova sat up.

'She sat up in her

hospital bed and spoke.'

She said,

"Nibiru, Nibiru is coming."

It's too much!

It's too much!

It is definitely something.

(Fred)

'Nova doesn't speak, ever.'

And the more I research this

Nibiru, the less I think I know.

I borrowed this book from my

mother, hoping it would help.

"Supernatural Curses

And The Extra dimensional

Forces Behind Them."

- You think maybe - Nova's cursed?

This whole town is cursed.

We got used to crazy criminals

pretending to be monsters

all the time,

but things are different.

This, I can't explain.

- It must have something - to do with the treasure

buried under Crystal Cove.

The one the Planispheric Disk

should lead us to

but instead it keeps leading

us to strange old objects

like the flintlock and the

conquistador's helmet.

The first and second key,

to what and why, I don't know.

Gang, for the first time in our

history as mystery solvers

we have to consider that

something truly supernatural

is happening here.

[whimpering]

Like, you know what I say?

When things get scary,

the scared get pizza.

And when things get extra scary,

we get extra-deep dish.

- Right, Scooby-Doo?

- Scooby-Dooby delicious!

- You know, Fred, - with everything that's happening

- it makes you realize - how precious life is.

It kind of makes you

not want to waste time

and just tell certain people

how you really feel. Doesn't it?

I think I'm ready now. I'd be

open to hearing how you feel.

You mean, like, emotions

or something crazy like that?

Uh... well, right now

I guess I feel kind of..

- Yes?

- Hungry! I-I feel hungry!

Hunger is not an emotion,

Fred Jones!

Here you go. Two of our nine

layer double deep dish pizzas

with everything twice.

Right here, please.

chomp

crash

[all screaming]

[instrumental music]

No way!

It's Dr. Rick Spartan.

He's an academic of adventure.

Cachinga, we've got

to get rid of the food!

We've got to get rid

of all of the food!

thud

- Huh?

- What is he doing?

- Why is he throwing all the food - out the window?

Who cares? Whatever

Dr. Spartan is doing

- he probably has a great - reason for doing it.

I'm gonna get in on this.

Hi, Cachinga!

Charmed, Frederick Jones.

Charmed.

Hey, Dr. Spartan,

let me help.

- Fred Jones, - you're a brick.

[grunts]

What is with that guy?

- Doesn't he know there - are hungry mouths

in the world that need feeding?

Yeah! Yours and mine.

Sir, if I may be so bold,

the demon isn't here.

No time for talky-talky.

Big-time creepy creep

on the way.

- Huh? - Huh?

[growling]

[roaring]

[instrumental music]

thud thud

Curses! Too late.

We have to stop it.

- Ooh! Uh!

- Jinkies!

[growling]

chomp

[roaring]

Yikes!

chomp

[roaring]

- All the food is gone.

- It ate, like, everything.

- What was that thing?

- That was the gluten demon.

And if we don't stop it, it'll

devour the entire food supply

and starve us all,

until there's nothing

and no one left

alive in Crystal Cove.

screech

The gluten demon

is a terrible beast

- that consumes vast - amounts of gluten.

Starchy foods, breads, pastas,

that sort of thing.

Cachinga and I have had a

gluten-free diet for years.

It's what makes my muscles so

chiseled, like a Greek God.

Yeah, and I don't

touch the stuff either.

- Like, sure you do, Fred.

- You eat everything we eat.

I mean, as of right now

I don't touch the stuff either.

Dr. Spartan, is there anything

you can tell about this demon?

Cachinga, make book plenty open.

Hold-hold. Kay-kay.

Oh, the scrapbook.

How thrilling.

At various times in history,

the beast has shown

its heinous face.

The gluten demon was a scourge

from ancient Egypt

through the fall of Rome

'destroying their

wheat harvests.'

- 'It even made an - appearance in France'

tainting the bread supply in

the 1780s that ultimately led

to the French revolution.

There are other demons that have

strange affiliations with food

like the asparagus demon,

the dairy demon.

I vanquished many of them

except that olive oil demon.

Slippery devil. Ha ha ha ha!

But as you can see,

I don't have any pictures.

My faithful guide and manservant

Cachinga dropped the camera.

He can't seem to hold a spear

and use modern technology

at the same time.

- It's because you - were shouting at me

- to take the picture, - and I got nervous.

- I thought you savages were - supposed to have an iron will.

- Well, forgive me for being such - a disappointment.

Why didn't you let Marion

take the pictures?

- Where is your wife anyway?

- Marion? Marion's gone.

We had a farm in Africa,

there on the Serengeti.

It was unbelievable.

We saw things.

They have tsetse flies down

there the size of eagles.

- We would stand in front of our - hut and watch in horror

as these giant flies would pick

cows and zebras off the ground

and carry them away, and

then one day they attacked us.

- The giant flies came - at us from all sides.

I took down as many as I could,

but it was no use.

In the end, they got Marion!

They flew away with her to their

mountain lair on Kilimanjaro.

She's trapped up there still!

It's horrible. Horrible!

[crying]

Actually, she's fine.

- She's just staying - with her mother in Irvine.

They're not getting along.

Cachinga, no more floppy-flop

lip-lips.

[sobbing]

Master needs silence. Head place

have bad juju. Kay-kay.

[cell phone rings]

It's my mom.

Mom, what's up?

[growling]

Mom? Mom!

[tires screeching]

Mom, mom, are you here?

clank

- Huh?

- Huh?

Like, zoinks!

[instrumental music]

Hyah! Hyah!

[instrumental music]

- Deputy? - What are you doing here?

Sheriff Stone told me to stay

here and secure the crime scene.

Apparently some kind of

monster wrecked the place

and ate all the biscotti

cakes and cookies.

- And my mom? - She's fine.

They took her home.

Sheriff had to go down to the

rebuilt bloody steak restaurant.

That crazy monster attacked

there too. Ate everything.

The beast is feeding.

- We have to act fast - before it gets too powerful.

Um, if you don't need me,

I'll just go back to hidin'.

I have a special potion that'll

stop the gluten demon cold.

Learned it from a shaman

up the Ucayali River.

- It's a tributary - of the Amazon.

I think we all know where the

Ucayali River is, Dr. Spartan.

- Like, I didn't.

- I can't even say it.

Yukaka. Yukaladaa. Yukalalalala.

Cucamonga.

[babbling]

Sheesh!

Here's the recipe.

- Cachinga will take you - to the strange and obscure

locations to retrieve all

the necessary ingredients.

This is great! We can go

with a three-pronged attack.

- 'Cachinga and the - girls get the potion.'

- 'Shaggy and Scooby will - eat all the gluten-filled'

- 'food in town - to starve the gluten demon.'

And Dr. Spartan and I

will rig a special trap.

- - Count us in. - - Yeah!

Like, you had me and

Scoob eat everything.

Poor old Spartan. He's just

so lost without Marion.

Without her, his plans have

become quite ludicrous.

The potion itself

is probably useless

but I'd love to investigate

the mystery with you girls.

Mr. Cachinga,

now you're talking our language.

(Velma)

'Let's investigate.'

[instrumental music]

chomp chomp chomp

chomp

chomp

chomp chomp

[instrumental music]

chomp

[both belching]

Brad, Judy, I need to

know I can count on you.

Pericles has gone insane.

He's dangerous.

The three of us can

still get the treasure

but Pericles has to go.

- We're with you, Ricky.

- You can count on us.

Good. Don't say

a word to anyone.

screech

[instrumental music]

- Jinkies! - What's this?

They look like receipts

for a warehouse.

And they're all signed AJS.

[sighs]

[all gasp]

- Are you the - insurance adjusters?

Did you bring me my check?

- (all) - Huh?

You own these studios,

Mr. Albrect J. Schwartz?

- Of course, - I own the place.

- Now give me my million dollars - from insurance. Come on.

- We are not - from the insurance company.

And we were just leaving.

Guys, I think we'd better

go check out that warehouse.

I have a feeling that's where

our next clue is.

screech

[instrumental music]

Is it me, or is it strange

that an abandoned warehouse

- 'in a forgotten part of town - has been filled'

with baking ingredients?'

And the shipping manifest

and order forms for all this

'are signed by

none other than AJS.'

That Schwartz fellow.

[growling]

[all screaming]

[growling]

bang

Hyah!

[growling]

- Cachinga, what was in that?

- Just my lunch.

I'm a gluten-free vegan.

- A nice quinoa salad - with cucumbers

- a pinch of dill, - sprinkle of garlic.

Velma, you think Cachinga's

gluten-free food

really drove the demon off?

I'm not so sure what's really

going on here

but something's bugging me.

Come on.

- We have a few things to check - before we can put

this mystery to bed.

Like hospital birth records,

food allergies

and that video footage from

Francilee's live broadcast.

[instrumental music]

- Now, if that gluten demon wants - any bread

he'll have to come to this

bakery, right, Dr. Spartan?

Marion should be here.

- If only she wasn't - in the clutches of that evil

Irvine cave troll.

- I thought you said tsetse flies - as big as eagles took her.

What? I, uh..

Never mind all that.

- Let's double-check - the trap and...

We're back,

and have we been busy.

Daphne, it feels like

hours since I've seen you.

That's because

it has been hours, Fred.

Well, that would explain it.

Listen, we found out so about

about the gluten demon..

[roaring]

shatter

Like, I'm too full to be scared.

Yeah. Me too.

[dramatic music]

Now, Dr. Spartan!

[grunts]

[growling]

That thing's gotten too big.

The net won't hold!

[grunts]

thud

[roaring]

bang

thud

[roaring]

Freddy!

[growling]

crash

Like, that gluten demon

just crunched on our friends.

Ooh, that makes me mad.

Come on.

[both grunting]

[creaking]

Oh boy! Let's rumble.

Like, pick on someone your own

super-sized size.

[roaring]

thud thud

[growling]

[roaring]

crash

thud

thud

thud

thud

[laughing]

[roaring]

[instrumental music]

bang

thud

- Huh?

- Stay away from my Shaggy.

thud

Dogpile!

thud

Now let's see who

the gluten demon really is.

- (all) - Francilee Jackson!

- Not a big surprise - after the work

that Cachinga, Daphne,

and I did.

Francilee's cooking show wasn't

taped before a live audience.

She made the tape herself,

allowing her to work

- the special effects of adding - in the gluten demon

during editing.

(Cachinga)

is Francilee Jackson

Plus, her stage name

- but her birth certificate - lists her as

Agatha Juniper Schildenheimer.

(Daphne)

those manifests.

As AJS, she signed

She rented

that secret warehouse.

(Velma)

allergy to all things healthy.

And she has a strange food

Which is why she reacted to

Cachinga's lunch so insanely.

The only thing

we don't know is why.

Oh, y'all, it is so simple.

I needed a big comeback.

After my cornbread recipe was

revealed to have no corn in it

I was ruined. Ruined!

My only chance was

to open my own bakery

where I could serve up

my new breakout dish

the double bacon mayonnaise

butter-stuffed pasta surprise

with buttered bread sauce!

Any cook worth their kosher

sea salt knows the legend

of the gluten demon.

I dressed up like that

and started destroying

- every restaurant in town, - so there'd be no competition

when I opened mine.

And I would have done it too,

been a huge success again

if it weren't for all y'all

bread-hatin' health fanatics!

That's it, boys.

Let's roll her away.

[grunting]

My bowl! My precious bowl! No!

My bowl! It's mine! Mine!

It's ancient mine

by the look of it.

'"Tercero Llave."

It's the third key!'

Dr. Spartan.

Rick. Call Marion.

Call your wife and

tell her you love her.

- And if she feels - the same way

do everything

you gotta do to keep her.

beep

Fred Jones,

are you feeling okay?

Not yet.

There. I feel better now.

Cachinga!

Make ready minivan plenty fast.

We go quickie-quick.

- Marion's agreed - to come home.

- Now all we have to do is rescue - her from her mother.

Good to see you in

such fine spirit, sir.

[grunting]

Push!

Uh, sorry, guys,

looks like you'll have to walk.

Okay with us.

Like, it'll give us a chance

to burn off all this food.

[instrumental music]

So you see, Professor Pericles,

it's over.

You're not the boss here. I am.

And you're out of the group.

[groaning]

Oh, Ricky, Ricky,

my loyal Brad and Judy

'told me of your little mutiny.'

So, last night

while you were asleep

I put mutated cobra

larvae in your spine.

Every time I press this button,

a little venom is released.

So, as you can see, or feel,

I'm still very much in control.

You do as I say.

First, we steal the Planispheric

Disk from the kinder

then we destroy them.

[laughing]

'We destroy them.'

[laughing]

[theme music]