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(Fred)

"Mystery Incorporated.."

Previously on

- (Daphne) - 'I thought you had

to be a scalper'

'to get front row tickets

for the Hex Girls.'

Nope. You just

need to know Velma.

Aah!

Jinkies, look

at this, gang.

(Velma)

Spanish, and llave is key.

Primero means first in

Like, what does an old

gun have to do with a key?

- (Fred) - 'Incoming!'

[all screaming]

Nova! No-o-o!

Set, Krissy Kristy here

with your music news report.

Hola! I'm standing on the

very spot where one-hit wonders

Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics

totally ate it 30 years ago

in a gnarly plane crash.

See? That's them, like,

from before they were dead.

And this oldy oldster

is Ian Hope.

Mr. Hope, you were the

Ska-Tastics' manager.

Tell us, what went

down on that tragic night?

I remember it like it was

30 years ago. It was voodoo.

Rude Boy and the

Ska-Tastics were cursed.

Cursed to plummet to their

doom on that fateful night.

The night that ska died.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughs]

[both screaming]

[theme music]

(Scooby-Doo)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[instrumental music]

Like, does every bit of scary

news have to be followed up

by an immediate,

"Let's go investigate?"

- (all) - Yes.

- Welcome - to Grooves from the Grave.

I'm Martha Quinn,

owner and proprietor.

- Can I interest any of you in - a third-generation bootleg

- of Scrooty Palidies' - forgotten Christmas album?

- No, thank you.

- It was recorded in Esperanto.

We were wondering

if you could help us.

- Have you ever heard - of a band named

Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics?

Heard of them?

You're kidding me.

- I have every record - they ever released

right here in the store.

Of course, they

only released one.

Their biggest and only hit,

"Graveyard Ska Inc."

[instrumental music]

- Jinkies. - That is catchy.

Hang on. I've prepared a

slideshow on every music group

from the last 60 years.

Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics.

[instrumental music]

(Martha)

quite ride the fame train'

'Poor Rude Boy could never

'the way he wanted, so it's said

that he turned to voodoo magic'

'to further his career. He cast

love spells on the audience.'

'He cursed other bands. Once,

he even cast an enchantment'

'of never-ending pain on a

synthesizer. Real crazy stuff.'

'Rude Boy always said he

would come back from the grave.'

- And now, it looks like he has.

- Zoinks!

Doesn't anybody ever

stay dead around here?

[instrumental music]

♪ If my lips could only say

the pretty words ♪

♪ That I feel in my heart ♪

♪ If my voice

could make the sound ♪

- ♪ I would tell you - how I love you ♪

♪ And we'd never be apart ♪

♪ But with just one look

into your face ♪

♪ My mind starts to drift

right into space ♪

♪ And the words get stuck

in my throat ♪

♪ The words get stuck

in my throat ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Huh? Aah!

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[laughing]

One, two, three, four!

[instrumental music]

Dance!

- Huh? - Huh?

[laughing]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Dance!

thud

[laughing]

Freeze! Nobody move a muscle!

I said freeze!

Oh, come on, people!

[sirens wailing]

I haven't seen this many

ambulances since that time

- Scooby thought - he had the mange.

- Hmm?

- Stay with us, Scoob!

- Like, don't go into the light!

- Raggy, is that you?

I'm so cold. I'm so..

[belches]

Ahh. That's better.

Well, if Mayor Nettles

called us down here

it must be something really bad.

Very bad.

I'll catch up

with you guys later.

Where's Scooby going?

Where he goes every day,

five times a day. To visit Nova.

Hello, Nova, my angel.

I see you got the flowers I sent

and the bones,

and the Scooby snacks.

Don't worry, Nova. I'm here,

right by your side forever.

Of course, sometimes

I'll have to get treats

or go to the bathroom,

but otherwise, I'll be here.

(Shaggy)

please report to the ICU?'

'Will Dr. Scoobert-Dooby-Doo

Dr. Doo, to the ICU.

- Please, don't play with that.

- Hmm. Sorry.

These citizens were

found at the Tiki Tub.

- 'They're dancing, - and they can't stop.'

- (Velma) - 'That dance is called skanking.'

It's how you're meant

to dance to ska music.

And you said dance class

was a waste of time.

Oi. Doctor,

what's the prognosis?

If we can't find a

cure within 24 hours

they will dance themselves into

a permanent cataleptic state.

[groans]

They will become zombies

for the rest of their lives!

- (all) - Huh?

[squeaking]

This is the graveyard

- where Rude Boy - and the Ska-Tastics are buried.

Like, why do we always have to

come to spooky places at night?

Yeah. Why don't we come back

tomorrow, after lunch?

Or never?

Guys, those poor dancing people

can't wait until tomorrow!

They're counting on us to save

'em. Keep searching, gang.

All I'm saying is for once

I'd like to go into the run-down

mansion or the haunted crypt

during daylight,

when it's not so zoinks!

[grunts]

Aah!

It's Rude Boy's grave!

[knocking]

Like, I think

there's somebody home!

(Shaggy)

Rude Boy's old manager!'

'It's Mr. Ian Hope,

- Did Rude Boy do this to you?

- Where is he?

[muffled speech]

Uh, he's... standing?

He's standing right.

Uh! Oh! He he he!

He's standing right behind you.

Uh-oh!

[laughing]

Huh? Aah!

[screaming]

chomp

rumble

[laughing]

Like, run!

[all screaming]

vroom

Aah! Uh!

vroom

[screaming]

[panting]

thud

You just got IT-ed.

Improvised trapped!

[screaming]

- Huh? - Huh?

vroom

[screaming]

[laughing]

[engine revving]

[all gasp]

thud

Get in!

- (all) - Whoa!

(all)

Whoa!

- I can't look! - Like, me too!

Pull it together, you two!

They're on our tail!

screech

Well, thanks to some incredibly

expert one-handed driving,

we lost them.

Hmm. Perhaps a

little too easily.

Rude Boy? Rude Boy has

come back from the grave.

He's bringing ska

back to life.

Yeah, by turning people

into dancing zombies.

Mr. Hope, you were the

Ska-Tastics' manager.

- You guys traveled - everywhere together.

How come you weren't on that

plane with them when it crashed?

Um, I missed the

plane because of, uh..

- ...a-a bizarre - laundry accident.

- Yes.

- I did a little research.

According to my "Encyclopedia

Musica," this isn't the first

- time people have been afflicted - with dancing sickness.

'The dancing plague of 1518

struck Strasbourg, France'

- 'where hundreds of people - danced themselves'

'to near-fatal exhaustion.'

Some say it was caused by

listening to cursed

and evil music.

Huh?

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

- It's Rude Boy!

- Quick, cover your ears!

Dance!

We have to fight this musically!

We need ultimate power chord!

[groaning]

I'm fighting it, but I can't

resist their catchy use

of Caribbean mento and

calypso with American jazz

and rhythm and blues!

Ah, Shaggy, Scooby,

why isn't it affecting you?

I'm a dog.

Music is just noise to us.

And, like, you've heard me sing.

I'm totally tone deaf.

Shaggy! Ah, Scooby!

You're our only hope!

Ah, it's up to you

to save the town!

Ah, it's up to you to save us!

[groaning]

Like, zoinks!

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

[groaning]

Like, what do we do, Scoob?

Everyone in town

is a total ska zombie

and we have to save them!

But, like, we don't know

anything about music!

We don't, but we

know people who do.

- (both) - 'The Hex Girls!'

Raggy, are you sure

this is a good idea?

Scooby-Doo, we're crashing a

private party on the yacht

of a rich sheik, and these are,

like, the best disguises ever.

[instrumental music]

[giggles]

Good evening,

we're the Hex Girls

and we're here to rock!

There they are! Come on!

Two, three, four..

♪ Who do voodoo ♪

♪ We do voodoo ♪

♪ Who do voodoo ♪

♪ We do ♪

Luna! Thorn! Dusk!

Rock out!

♪ Who do voodoo ♪

♪ We do ♪

♪ We do ♪

♪ We do we do ♪♪

We have to stop zombies

from taking over the world!

Rude Boy and Ska-Tastics,

back from the dead, heavy.

Like, what's with

the original get-ups?

Some of our fans prefer

our classic costumes, and...

The sheik is rich.

Super rich.

Anyway, you said something

about undead dancing sickness?

That's some serious mojo.

Only thing that can defeat it is

the ultimate power chord.

- And do you know - how to play it?

We're the Hex Girls. Magic

infused rock is how we roll.

Yay, band battle!

Band battle!

Can we wear our war paint?

Can we? Can we? Can we?

Yeah. War paint. Great.

Whatever it takes.

We got to get back.

Let's do it!

[instrumental music]

♪ We know that

we will be mates forever ♪

♪ Step in with our crew

and the future's bright ♪

[groaning]

♪ We can't be beat

if we stick together ♪

[groaning]

♪ Dance with us as we skank

through the night ♪

♪ Stand up strong

put your arms around ♪

♪ And follow along

with this song ♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪

♪ Dead right mate ♪

♪ Left right mate ♪

♪ Yeah that's right mate ♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪

♪ Dead right mate ♪

♪ Top night mate ♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪♪

Come on, matey!

[groaning]

One, two..

One, two, three, four.

[rock music]

♪ Listen up

this won't take long ♪

♪ Stop right there

don't try to run ♪

♪ We're really gonna

give it some ♪

♪ So watch out boys

'cause here we come ♪

[groaning]

Bring it, boys!

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the bad good girls ♪

- ♪ Don't push - or you'll run out of luck ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the bad good girls ♪

♪ Don't push

or you'll run out of luck ♪♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪

♪ Dead right mate ♪

♪ Ah left right mate ♪

♪ Yeah that's right mate ♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪♪

♪ Watch out here we come ♪

♪ Yeah that's right mate ♪

♪ You're dead right mate ♪

[rock music]

♪ Got you on the run ♪♪

- (Rude Boy) - 'Come on, matey!'

[instrumental music]

[roaring]

Like, they're losing, Scoob!

- What are we gonna do?

- Ooh. We rock!

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

Huh?

♪ Good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the bad good girls ♪

- ♪ Don't push - or you'll run out of luck ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the good bad girls ♪

♪ We're the bad good girls

One, two..

One, two, three, four! Rock!

[guitar music]

[grunts]

[guitar music]

Ah!

thud

[both grunt]

- Hmm?

- Uh, you can stop now.

[chuckles]

Now, let's see who's really

behind the evil ska music.

- Rude Boy is actually..

- Rude Boy?

[instrumental music]

You're alive! But the plane

crashed 30 years ago..

Was an elaborate hoax,

wasn't it, Mr. Rude Boy?

Oi. You blighters

got it in for me, right

but yeah, we faked the whole

bloomin' thing.

All I ever wanted to do was

play ska and be super rich

and super famous

but apparently, it just wasn't

in the tarot cards.

Maybe the fact that we only had

one song had something to do

with it..

...so me and me mates,

the Ska-Tastics here

- we decided we'd fake - our own deaths.

Then, we could write

the perfect song

and return to take the

music world by storm.

I don't understand, Rude Boy.

Why did you wait 30 years

to make a comeback?

Ah, don't be such a muppet,

Martha Quinn.

We planned to be

only gone one year

but writing the perfect song

took bloomin' forever.

'By the time we'd cracked it,

ska wasn't popular anymore'

'but everyone loves the undead'

so we began dressing

as zombie mogs

riding our undead scooters

and wearing polycarbonite-lined

skull masks to

hide our identity.

So in the end,

desperate for success

Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics

unleashed a dancing plague

on the world

using an inharmonic chord

with special frequencies

designed to induce

post-hypnotic suggestion,

to sell their music.

Just as I thought, but didn't

say. Dance them away, sheriff.

We are done here.

[instrumental music]

But what happened to

Krissy Kristy and Trini Lee?

Scooby, check that

coffin over there.

Huh?

So, uh, when are

we all going on tour?

Ah, we're not.

Like, it looks like

we're going solo, Scoob.

What's with the

crazy music score?

What do you mean,

music score?

[instrumental music]

[gasps]

weren't there before.

Those dots

That means the

Planispheric Disk has changed.

- I wish we knew - how to read music.

We do. Let's rock some

harmony, Hex Girls.

♪ Ooh ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪

♪ Ooh ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪

♪ Ooh ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪

♪ Ooh ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪♪

Another set of coordinates.

We have to go find

what they lead us to.

Maybe it's the treasure!

Uh, sorry, but I have somewhere

else I have to be.

Remember, we're looking

for something strange

and out of the ordinary.

Ahoy, there! How can I help you

scurvy-legged land lubbers?

Skipper Shelton.

That helmet you've got on.

Where did you get it?

Ahh, it be a weird thing,

don't you know?

I traded it with a

grotesque-looking young

scallywag,

name of Handsome Jimmy.

- (all) - Handsome Jimmy?

Is there something

written on the inside?

S. Llave perhaps?

Well, bless me sand damps,

there is!

S must stand for Susan,

and you must be Susan Llave!

And this helmet must

be yours, young fella.

A strange name for a boy though.

I'm so obviously a girl.

Who's Susan Llave?

Not Susan Llave.

Segundo Llave.

We've got it.

This is the second key.

But what does it all mean?

That's what

we've got to find out.

Oh, Nova. It's getting

weirder and weirder.

Things aren't as easy

to explain anymore.

It feels like something's

going to happen, something bad.

What do you think, Nova?

[beeps]

[flatline]

Nova? Nova?

Huh? He he he.

[gasps]

Nibiru.

Nibiru is coming.

[theme music]