Original subtitles

(male narrator)

"Mystery Incorporated.."

Previously on

Damnation! That's it!

Come back here.

'I got a double barrel

surprise for ya.'

Look who decided to wake up.

- 'Nova.' - Ah.

- (Shaggy) - My best chowing buddy's more

interested

in some female than doing a

smackdown on the cheese buffet.

I guess I secretly hoped

you guys might not

- try to steal - the pieces from us.

Don't expect me home for dinner.

- And we're taking - Nova with us too.

- (Daphne) - Let's see what it looks like.

- (Velma) - The whole Planispheric Disk!

These children are proving

hard to handle.

We must find another way.

- (all) - Our office!

- What happened?

- No idea. It's a mystery.

Good thing nobody was inside.

'Somebody could have gotten

really hurt.'

How's the lemonade?

Honey, the lemonade?

Oh, what do you want me to say?

Tastes like lemonade.

- Why are you always sniffing - around for validation?

I'm drinking it, ain't I?

Hmph!

[slurps]

Shh! Shh! Shh!

- Don't you shush me. - I was...

- No. Shush! Shush! Shush! - Huh?

Something's out there.

[mooing]

- Sounds like the cows - are restless.

Martha, we ain't run cattle

on this farm for 25 years.

- Huh? - What?

What happened to the lights?

[grunting]

[grunting]

Either your sisters

just showed up

'or these are

the ugliest cows I ever seen.'

(Martha)

It's some kind of horrible herd!

[grunting]

Run!

[grunting]

[rumbling]

Climb, Martha.

Climb for your life.

[screaming]

[both screaming]

[theme music]

(Scooby) Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

- (female ♪1) - Here you go.

- This is the last plate - of our world famous

floor scraps

from the grave. Enjoy.

Here, Nova, my love.

I want you to have

the first bite.

chomp chomp chomp

He he he.

I just love the way

you consume.

[sighs]

So, like, I don't understand.

The Planispheric Disk led us to

dig up this crazy old flintlock.

Does that mean

this is the treasure?

No, it might be worth a little

something as an antique

- but the cursed treasure - of Crystal Cove

is supposed to be immense,

beyond all imagining.

[sighs]

Like love.

(female ♪1)

of the forever undead.'

'Here's your cheese platter

It's all we had left.

- [sniffs] - Excuse me

but this Port Salut affine is

not from Brittany and this

Cotswold Double Gloucester is

well past its prime.

Sorry, but we're out of food.

In fact, we're down to selling

food from the dumpsters

of other restaurants.

What? Why?

Another of the local farms

has been mysteriously destroyed.

The fifth this week.

It's really messing

with our food deliveries.

Mysteriously destroyed?

[vehicle approaching]

You!

- Farmer. - Dog.

Lock up any innocent

animals lately?

Like, okay, you two,

we know you got history

but go easy on

the animosity there.

Remember, your girlfriend

is watching, Scoob.

You're right.

Sorry, Nova.

clink clink clink

Aww.

I just love the way

she rolls in the dirt.

Excuse me, Mr. Farmer.

What happened to your farm?

[spits]

Farm? I ain't got no farm.

It's gone! All of it!

That horrible herd ate

everything except the silo.

Martha, we are leaving!

Like, did I just heard

you say hear?

I mean, uh, ha ha ha,

hear you say herd?

- Herd of what?

- Skull cattle.

Ugliest darn things.

Guys, look at these

weird hoof prints.

- They don't - make any sense.

If you really wanna

get all nosy about it

you should talk to the other

farmers in the area.

The herd paid them

a visit too.

So you're saying that this herd

of skull cattle

also destroyed your farms?

What's the matter with you?

You got potatoes

in your ears, huh?

Huh?

Nope, not today.

- I once had luminescent - swamp moss

stuffed in my ears when I was

trapping toads as a baby

but it came out... eventually.

Aye. Please, go on.

Like a plague

of locusts they was.

Coming out of the night

they devoured everything

in their path.

I reckon she's right.

- 'Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!' - Yeah, dog?

'You've got a question?'

I do. What's to eat

around here?

My girlfriend Nova's hungry.

Like, Shaggy is too.

We got crackers

and crackers.

Anything else to add a little,

I don't know, flavor?

We found this here sweet

cheesy stuff on the road

'after them

skull cattle went by.'

Road kill sweet cheese?

That is just..

beyond disgusting.

chomp chomp

- (both) - Speak for yourself.

It's sweet cheese-errific.

sniff

It's some kind of

aged honey cheese.

- Can you give us - any other details?

- Any other clues?

- Oh, yeah.

- Just before - that horrible herd

of skull cattle attacked,

the ground started to..

shake.

[rumbling]

What in tarnation?

- Huh?

- Like, ooh..

I hope this is a coincidence.

I don't think so.

Come on!

[rumbling]

[grunting]

- It's the horrible herd!

- Time to go.

screech

[intense music]

[gasps]

[glass shattering]

Freddy, drive faster.

Faster!

[rumbling]

Aah!

- Freddy. - Everybody hang on.

Daph, hit the boosters.

click

whoosh

- (Scooby) - 'He he he.'

'Nova, just let me know'

'if you need anything.'

I want you to think

of this as your home.

Like, Scooby-Doo old pal,

we're doing the

"gather around behind Velma

while she researches stuff"

thing.

Care to join us?

Mwah.

I mapped all the attacks

on all the farms in the area

and look they create an outline

of a magnifying glass

just like the one the old

"Mystery Incorporated"

used as their symbol.

'It's centered around

Destroido.'

Cute little moo cows

turned into horrible monsters.

There's only one mind evil

enough to come up with

something like that.

- (all) - Professor Pericles.

Velma, is there anyway

we can spy on the old

"Mystery Incorporated?"

Didn't you say Hot Dog Water

hooked us up somehow

at Destroido?

I almost forgot.

- Hot Dog Water left us - a backdoor

- into the Destroido - security system

'when she was there stealing

the Planispheric Disk pieces.'

- (Fred) - 'Can you get more volume?'

You have gone too far

this time, Pericles.

Too far!

This macabre herd of

skull cattle you've created is

costing millions

of Destroido's money.

My money.

And I currently have

28 of my best scientists

listed as presumed missing.

(male ♪1)

'No, no! Aah!'

Make that 29.

Ricky, one cannot make

a genius omelet

without breaking

a few worthless eggs.

Right, Brad and Judy?

- You said it, - Professor Pericles.

- He's a genius, - right, Brad?

- He sure is, - Judy.

He sure is.

And make no mistake, Ricky

I will break any egg

that gets in my way...

Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams

or perhaps even you.

My herd of skull cattle

is perfect in every way.

I have crossbred cows

piranhas, and bees

to create ultimate monsters.

And I'm their master.

(Pericles)

My precious creations

exist for one purpose

to devour Crystal Cove.

My herd of male drones

shall level this city

to the ground.

Leaving nowhere for

the mystery kinder

to hide the Planispheric Disk.

Like, he's gonna destroy

Crystal Cove.

Come on, gang.

We have to warn the town.

- (male ♪2) - 'Oh, Janet Mayor Nettles.'

'This is so amazing.'

'I just learned how to make'

'a sombrero out of bacon.'

And here I thought

these couple's cooking classes

were gonna be lame-o-rama city.

Oh, the sparkle of this oily fat

really brings out your eyes.

And your lips.

Oh, Bronson.

Kiss me.

- Mayor Nettles, - we have terrible news.

A herd of carnivorous

genetically engineered

skull cattle is going to

eat Crystal Cove.

Like, we have

to evacuate the town.

Now!

[sniffs]

Mm.

Is that a bacon sombrero?

He he he. Yummy.

Keep your paws off the maple

cured head gear talking dog.

- Now, what is all this - nonsense about?

Skull cattle? Please.

There's no such thing.

And no such things

can't eat towns.

Sheriff, come quick.

A herd of skull cattle

are eating the town.

- (all) - Mm-hmm.

'Course, I've been wrong

about these things before.

Look, the herd is destroying

all the roads.

chomp chomp chomp

[all screaming]

[cows mooing]

[rumbling]

Gang, this is all our fault.

Isn't it always?

Maybe we should just give

Pericles the Planispheric Disk.

Like, no way.

A treasure beyond all imagining

- in the clutches of an evil - psychotic parrot?

Would be devastating

on a global scale.

Shaggy's right.

There has to be another way.

Well, you mystery dorks better

decide quick because those

nasty cow thingies have sealed

off the town completely.

[mooing]

[people screaming]

[cows growling]

Soon Crystal Cove

will cease to exist

and the Planispheric Disk

shall be mine.

Then no one will ever

stand in my way again.

[Pericles laughs]

- (Janet) - 'All the roads leading in and

out of the city have been eaten'

'They're cutting us off.'

Perhaps as a species

our time is over.

It's evolution, people.

We should all submit

to the herd.

- Heck! I'll see if they're - hiring any sheriffs.

Bronson, although I find

your immediate surrender

oddly endearing,

you're not going anywhere.

Kids, there must be a way

to stop these things.

I think I have it.

It's all the little pieces,

all the clues.

- Especially the fact - that Professor Pericles

- referred to all the skull cattle - as male drones.

- And then, - there's the sweet cheese.

I think I see where you're

going with this, Daph.

If Scooby and I can eat

- all that honey - and sweet cheese

those things will starve

and we'll save the town.

Count me in. I'm ready to

eat my way to victory.

That's not what I was thinking.

They're like bees.

The herd is all male drones.

So there must be a queen

in a cow hive at Destroido.

Daphne, that's so genius,

I should have thought of it.

- They'll be totally - protective of their queen.

- If we could capture - the queen cow...

We could use her to lead

the herd away from the town.

Saving Crystal Cove.

I don't know. I don't know.

I think my plan of letting

the herd enslave humanity

is pretty darn good.

My fake father Mayor Dad

- used to keep a helicopter - here at city hall.

I still have it.

Quick, it's our only chance.

Jump in, kids.

I flew Black Hawks during

my time in the air force.

Mind if I play co-pilot?

And I literally mean play

because I have no idea

how to fly a helicopter!

Oh, Bronson, you can be

my co-pilot any day.

- Mm.

- Mm.

Can you two cut it out?

Besides, we have

a town to save.

They're getting away,

Professor Pericles.

What should we do?

- For the moment, - nothing.

The kinder do not have

the Planispheric Disk with them.

They have hidden it

somewhere below.

- Mayor Nettles, - over there.

'I think that's the entrance

to the cow hive.'

- (Fred) - 'Alright, gang'

'our one chance is to get in'

'find the queen, and trap her'

- 'in a trap that will - make history.'

No one's ever trapped a cow

that was also a queen

that was also a bee

and a piranha.

'Now, go, go, go.'

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

Here, use these smoke guns.

Nice, Freddy.

- Like for bees - only bigger.

Daph, you holding that

industrial-size smoke gun

it's... it's..

Yes?

- It makes your - unusually large hands

- look really - small for once.

I like it!

Oh, Freddy.

arf arf arf

pfft pfft pfft

[cows grunting]

Thanks for the warning,

Nova.

[Nova panting]

Come on, let's keep moving.

[intense music]

thud

[music continues]

Let's trap us a queen

cow bee piranha monster thingy.

chomp chomp

chomp chomp

[all screaming]

[rumbling]

- (Fred over radio) - 'Okay, Shag, Scoob'

'the trap is all set.

Bring her this way.'

How come we always

get the hard part?

Like, I think they're

just jealous of our good looks.

Good point.

Let's do this.

splosh

- (Scooby) - 'Yoo-hoo!'

[growling]

[queen cow growling]

[growling]

[Shaggy screaming]

arf arf arf

Good girl, Nova.

[both whimpering]

Run, Scoob!

[growling]

Heads up!

- Now!

- Aah!

We got her! Lift her up, mayor.

thud

[all screaming]

[growling]

- (Daphne) - It's working.

The herd is abandoning

its attack on Crystal Cove

- and it's coming to protect - their queen.

They are ruining my genius plan.

Brad, Judy,

launch the missile.

Really? What did that cost?

We have a missile?

Yes, we have a missile

you pudding face dummkopf.

Now, fire it!

[speaking in German]

Huh?

whoosh

Incoming!

crackle crackle

boom

[Nova whimpering]

[grunting]

Nova, hang on.

Nova!

[intense music]

We've got to cut

the queen loose.

click

splash

splash splash splash

[growling]

[grunting]

thud thud

[all screaming]

boom

[whimpers]

[gasps]

- [sobbing] - Nova.

She can't be gone.

- Don't worry, - old pal.

We'll find her.

[whimpers]

You did it, kids.

You saved the town.

I feel a little sorry

for those skull cattle.

- It's not their fault - they're horrible

genetically engineered

mutations.

Look.

[growls]

- Those things are part fish, - remember?

They can swim.

Whoa.

What have we done?

- You mean, like, - other than release

unnatural super predators

into the ecosystem?

It's best to just walk away

from this one, kids.

Just walk away.

Nova.

Nova!

sniff sniff sniff

'Nova!'

- Scooby-Doo, - over there.

Nova.

[whimpers]

She's alive.

Come on, we have to get her

to the hospital.

My plan, ruined by

those meddling kinder.

They will pay.

All of them.

They will pay.

[theme music]