Original subtitles

(Shaggy)

"Mystery Incorporated.."

Previously on

- (Daphne) - 'The whole planispheric disk!'

I've cobbled together

a rudimentary player

'for the planispheric disc.'

The sooner we find out

what this is supposed to do

- 'the sooner we'll solve the - mystery of the cursed treasure.'

- (all in unison) - '"Nibiru!"'

Jeepers, Fred.

You're living in a van

down by the river.

I didn't have much choice.

- (Daphne) - 'My folks have 20'

'spare bedrooms in the house'

'and I'm sure if you moved in'

'they wouldn't even notice!'

- You and Nova - should be okay in here.

Nibiru is coming!

This has all happened before!

It begins with the animal.

The dog dies.

Is he talking about me?

(Daphne)

reveals a location'

'If each of the pieces

then all of the pieces together

should show us the treasure.

Jeepers! It could be a cache

of diamonds!

In a gold trap!

Covered in hot fudge!

Like, wrapped in a burrito!

What would be your opinion,

Nova?

Hmm.

[gasps]

Jinkies! Look at this, gang.

(Wilma)

'"Senor P. Llave."'

Like, what kind of name is that?

beep beep beep

- And what's the deal - with the numbers?

- Maybe the numbers - are more coordinates.

This could be the ultimate

treasure destination.

- We should be ready - to expect anything.

[door opens]

You have to help me!

Sheriff? What's wrong?

- We're in the middle - of a full-scale galactic war

and the earth is the prize.

whoosh

[theme music]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Bronson)

came flooding back to me.'

'Recently, these memories

I was 14, home alone

doing what all kids did

when their mom was gone

rifle through her drawers,

looking for old candy

and a used lipstick container

I could store my baby teeth in.

Don't act like you never did it.

- - No. - - Never.

Creepy.

Anyway, there I was..

...late one night in the closet

playing Dead Justice

and pretending to fight

Nitro Wisinski

when I heard

something other worldly..

...coming from outside.

[creaking]

And then all of a sudden

this white light appeared

from outside.

I felt a presence in the room.

I was paralyzed.

And then, it came for me.

- What came for you?

- An EBE.

An ebe?

No, an EBE.

An Extraterrestrial

Biological Entity

an alien being

from far beyond the stars..

a Grey.

- A Grey what?

- A Grey alien!

You know, those dinky,

little bodies

great, big heads.

Smooth, hairless skin.

Aren't you people paying

attention?

So, like, you were abducted

by an alien.

You could've just said that.

It would've been much clearer.

Oh, thanks for the tip,

mushmouth.

[growls]

Enough, you two.

Continue, sheriff.

As I was trying to say..

They took me to their saucer

and put a chip

in my nasal cavity

so they could track me

and steal my memories

and make me do awful things.

What kinds of awful things?

Awful things! Awful!

[whimpers]

Like, alright.

Alright. We get it.

Awful things.

- Have you told anyone - else about this

like maybe a licensed

psychiatric professional?

Ooh, you don't believe me?

Well, take a look at this.

You were abducted

by a teeth-whitening kiosk?

What? Oh, that little grey

beast, he was right there!

Argh, they're so crafty.

I need your help!

I'm obviously desperate

which is why I came

to four child detectives

and their talking dog for help.

Now, we must be vigilant.

They're very advanced.

Hang on, gang.

Check out that store.

Uh, sheriff,

this might be a good time

for you to do some sheriffing.

[clears throat]

Hello, not-real law

enforcementers.

I'm Sheriff Bronson Stone.

This is a minor theft, sheriff

- 'some high-tech GPS - thingamajigger.'

- We're, uh, gonna check out - the security footage

if you wanna tag along.

[instrumental music]

Ooh! It's a Grey. Hide me.

I don't know, sheriff.

It kinda looks like

a kid in a sweatshirt.

There's another one.

Holy battle beyond the stars,

it's a Nordic alien!

Or a woman holding a newspaper

in front of her face.

Don't be fooled

by their Nordic good looks

and peaceful demeanors, girlie.

Then, like, what's that?

A Reptoids, shape shifters

from Alpha Draconis.

We're being invaded

from all sides!

While some call the Nordic

aliens our space brothers

the less nitwitted among us,

by which I mean me

know why they're really here

and that is to conquer

and enslave us.

- Is that why the lizard aliens - came here, too?

No, the Reptoids

are already here

- living in the middle - of our planet

in a sanctuary

called Hollow Earth.

- Huh?

- Oh, for the love of..

- Like, what was that? - Jinkies.

[radio static]

Like, it's coming back.

[gasps]

Mommy.

[engine cranks]

Huh?

boom boom boom

boom

Gang, prepare yourselves.

I think we're about to be..

Abducted.

[all whimpers]

[whimpering]

[panting]

Ah. Hmm.

chomp chomp chomp

Ahh!

Stupid, stupid corn!

[whimpers]

[gasps]

Get out of my way, corn!

[whimpering]

Weak.

Need cheeseburger.

[gasping]

Somebody, like... help.

Huh? Yaah! Ho-hoo!

[whimpers]

Zoinks!

Ahh!

[all gasping]

If this is where

Sheriff Bronson Stone

makes his last stand

then so be it.

You can't have me,

you alien freaks!

[zapping]

[screams]

Like, sheriff?

Shaggy? Scooby?

Guys, a path.

Who cuts down corn

from the middle out?

Corn trap artists.

It's not a path.

It's a circle, a crop circle.

A bright, moving light,

the Mystery Machine dies

the radio, a crop circle?

I hate to say it, but...

- There really are aliens - among us.

So what do we do?

- First, we need to find - the others.

After that, I know

someone who can help us

although I'm sure

I'm gonna to regret asking her.

Alien invasion?

Oh, sweetie, you have no idea

how happy this makes me.

You finally believe.

I told you

I was going to regret this.

[instrumental music]

[door creaking]

- Velma has always poo-pooed - my little hobby.

Obsession.

- But I knew - she'd come around some day.

You know, the government

formed a secret agency

called Majestic 12

to deal with the alien menace.

They focus mainly on Greys.

No matter how many letters

I write, they still neglect

the Reptoid threat.

I suspect the government

has a secret treaty

with Hollow Earth.

It is scientifically impossible

- for the center - of the earth to be hollow

much less for bipedal reptiles

to be living in it.

When convention and science

offer us no answers

might we not finally turn to the

fantastic as a plausibility?

Do you know that most people

who claim to have seen a UFO

have really just seen

the planet Venus?

Mrs. Dinkley, do you really

think you can help us?

Certainly, dear.

- With the arrival - of the Nordic aliens

- the Reptoids - have ventured above ground.

I suspect that the Greys

are stealing technology

to repair their ship.

Now, sheriff, you are obviously

the key to everything.

The item in your nasal

cavity is both controlling you

and repressing your memories.

I knew it! Is that bad?

Very, but as I have been trained

by Dr. Vieber

the master of abduction

regression hypnosis

I believe I can help. Please

raise your right hand, dear.

[instrumental music]

- Now, don't be frightened, - sheriff.

- I won't make you quack - like a duck or flap your arms.

- Quack, quack, quack.

- Quack, quack, quack.

snap

Huh?

So susceptible.

Curious the aliens

didn't abduct the two of you.

Hmm. Now, sheriff,

keep your eyes on the watch.

Breathe deeply in and out.

[inhales]

[exhales]

[sniffs]

Yuck.

Like, you said it, bud. Eww.

Now, dear,

tell me about the light.

They come to me over the years.

I knew I'd been repeatedly

probed

but I had no memory of it.

Then one night..

[static]

[rattling]

(Angie)

'And then what happened, dear?'

(Bronson)

in its creepy alien light.

I was trapped

They took me to their ship

and replaced the chip

in my schnoz

with something even bigger.

Did they say anything?

Aliens usually give away

their odious intentions

- while their victim is helpless - on the table.

Well, they said, uh..

they said my brain

will keep the plans safe.

What plans?

The plans that will take

them back home.

The... the aliens need my brain!

They're gonna steal my brain!

- Must not be very complicated - plans.

[glass shatters]

What was that?

Look. The space kook is missing.

- No, it's not. Like, - I think it's right over there.

Uh, look out.

[all gasps]

Get her before she gets away.

[splash]

[all screams]

thud thud thud

[tires screeching]

Aliens drive Winnebagos?

Like I said, dear

they've been here a long,

long time.

They want my brain. You-you

have to protect my brain.

[tires screeching]

- You'll be safe here tonight, - sheriff.

You can room with me.

You a side or back sleeper?

- 'Cause I got this great body - pillow you can borrow.

I don't need

some silly body pillow!

But I am gonna miss

my footie PJs.

- While you guys are having your - little sleepover

Scooby, Shaggy and I have some

investigating to do.

- Will you take Nova - for the night?

You're investigating without us?

- Uh, there better not - be a trap involved.

Like, no trap, just a hunch.

Mom, dad, I'm home.

It's only me, no one else.

Honey, come see my new toy.

It's a car in the dining room.

I had to get rid of that flat,

wooden thing, of course.

- What's it called, - love of my life?

A table, darling.

Oh, yeah, a table.

Oh, the Pangaea

looks much better here.

It's named after an

energy-efficient continent.

I feel greener

and more European already.

[intercom rings]

Hello? Barty Blake here.

(male ♪1)

I was just checking'

'Ah, Mr. Blake,

- 'on the delivery of your - automobile.'

- 'Did it, - perhaps, arrive safely?'

- [chuckles] - It sure did.

- It's right here - in my dining room.

- (male ♪1) - 'And what more perfect place

could there be?'

'Enjoy the car, sir.'

Such wonderful customer service.

[instrumental music]

That dog's so happy,

it makes my teeth hurt

although that could be caused

by the chip in my nasal cavity.

There's nothing more awesome

than love

well, except for traps.

I remember what it was like

to feel love for somebody.

It was like some

Amazonian river fish

had laid eggs in my chest

and they all started

to hatch at once.

- That's disgusting.

- That's love.

Well, even with my brain,

it's hard enough

to keep up with Mayor Nettles

and if the aliens take it then

well, I won't even be able

to fake knowing things

- like her first name - and how she likes her bacon cut

into little heart-shaped

chocolates.

Huh?

- You have to help me - keep my brain.

- You can count on Mystery - Incorporated

to save your brain, sheriff.

Now let's get some sleep.

- Mm.. - Mm..

[snoring]

[intense music]

(male ♪2)

me property the other day.'

'I chased that idiot sheriff off

- He was rooting - through the garbage cans

said he was looking for clues,

but when I aimed

Nelly here at him, uh, he

skittered away like a crayfish

right back to the mainland

his arms full of rotten,

day-old clams

that had been sitting

in the sun too long.

Thanks, skipper. That's helpful.

(Scooby)

'Shaggy! Help!'

[wind whooshing]

[clock ticking]

[sighing]

[door creaking]

[dramatic music]

[snoring]

[music continues]

[snoring]

- (Shaggy) - 'Like, where should we look?'

sniff sniff sniff

Ugh! Bad smell. Bad smell.

Like, smelly pens?

Like, for the first time ever,

I'm not hungry.

Me, neither.

We've solved half the mystery.

As for the other half..

Jinkies, that's it.

Weren't there three mysterious

figures at the mall?

Boys, we've cracked

this mystery wide open.

Like, we have?

- We will have after I make - some phone calls

- to the power company - and the army.

Let's get the gang.

[engine revving]

Hey, what's going on?

Who's revving my baby?

[tires screeches]

My car! My beautiful Pangaea!

[all gasps]

[bike engine revving]

[tires screech]

[grunting]

[tires screeches]

Get in.

[tires screeching]

My brain.

They almost got my brain.

Hold on, everyone.

It's trapping time.

[sloshing]

[tires squealing]

[grunting]

Don't get too close.

They still might have some alien

brain-stealing

items ready to deploy.

That might be true

if they were really aliens

but they are, in fact,

Traveler O'Flaherty

Sheila O'Flaherty

and Conor O'Flaherty.

Uh, usually,

we all recognize the villain

- and shout out - his name in unison.

Yeah, Velm. Mind cluing us in?

I know all the criminals

in crystal cove

- and these jerks - aren't ringing a bell.

Like, you had a wanted poster

for them on your wall.

Oh, please. Nobody ever pays

attention to those.

What is this, the old west?

Were that it were, boyo.

Then perhaps we could've earned

an honest living.

(Traveler)

we couldn't even afford

'When I was a wee lad,

peat for our fire.

So I had to lift it.

It turned out

I was a right good thief

- but then I discovered - there were things

I could steal other than coal

- and wouldn't you know it, - my kids had an aptitude

- for the family business, - as well.

- We started getting - a reputation for our business

and there were our faces

splashed all over the universe.

Aye, 'twas then we got the idea

for the costumes

- because who'd ever say they saw - an outer space creature

stealing a flat-screen

television set?

I found out about the Blakes

purchasing the Pangaea.

- Seemed like it was right - up our alley

- and we'd have gotten away - with it, too

if it weren't for you

frittering snappers.

Meddling kids!

But I know what I saw,

the aliens

the cornfield, my nose chip.

Actually, sheriff, during your

hypnotic regression

Shaggy and Scooby smelled

something on your breath.

- Bad clams. - Bad clams.

- The clams induced - a hallucination

that made everything seem real.

- What about the lights - on the road?

- A weather balloon - that got loose from the army.

- And the Mystery Machine - fritzing out?

- Too many people turning - on their air conditioners

at the same time created

an electromagnetic pulse

- that shut the Mystery Machine's - engine down.

The crop circle?

- A farmer writing - "I love you" to his wife

for their anniversary.

Oh, we must've been standing

in the "O" of "Love."

Or the "O" of "You."

It was the "O" of "Love," Fred.

So I wasn't repeatedly abducted

and experimented on by aliens?

Doesn't seem so, sheriff.

Then I'm no longer a victim

and you, O'Flaherty family,

are under arrest

for thievery and impersonation

of invaders from outer space

and you're going away

for a long, long time!

- We still have one big mystery - to solve

the planispheric disc.

- I took the liberty of punching - in the coordinates

into the Mystery Machine's GPS.

Gang, we're headed

for Gatorsburg.

[instrumental music]

[tires screeches]

This is the place.

[eerie music]

I found something.

'(all in unison)

"Senor Primero Llave."'

"Primero" means first in

Spanish, and "Llave" is key.

Then maybe they're some kind

of key in the coffin.

Scoob, you feel like digging,

pal?

Arr. Why do I always

have to dig up the graves?

I just washed my paws.

[creaking]

It's empty.

Not quite.

Like, what does an old gun

have to do with a key?

No idea, Shag, but we're not

gonna figure it out here.

I say we head back to..

- (all in unison) - 'Our office!'

- What happened?

- No idea. It's a mystery.

Good thing nobody was inside.

- Somebody could've gotten - really hurt.

[theme music]