Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON

"MYSTERY, INCORPORATED..."

- THE MEN AND I WERE OVERTAKEN

WITH A DESIRE

TO FIND

THIS GREAT TREASURE.

FIND IT, WE DID.

IN OUR THIRST

FOR POWER AND WEALTH,

WE HAD DISCOVERED

A TERRIBLE EVIL.

I USED THE ALCHEMICAL DISC

DE PLANOSFERICO

TO MAP OUR LOCATION,

AND WE BURIED THE EVIL TREASURE

DEEP, DEEP UNDERGROUND.

- THE PLANESPHERIC DISC.

- THEY HAVE 3 PIECES.

WE HAVE 3 PIECES.

WE HAVE TO FIND OUT

IS KEEPING THE PIECES.

WHICH MEMBER OF THE GANG

- OUR SON!

- QUESTION IS,

WILL THEY BE WILLING TO BETRAY

THEIR ONLY SON?

- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] - [IMITATES GUITAR]

YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

EAT THE JAMS.

EAT 'EM!

EAT ALL MY LOUD JAMS!

[GRUNTS]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,

OLDIE?

- UH... - WHAT'S THAT?

I'M SORRY,

I CAN'T HEAR YOU,

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD!

[VOLUME INCREASES]

- HMMPH!

- [MUSIC STOPS] - [STATION CHANGES]

[STATIC]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC]

- KRAMPUS THINKS YOU NEED

TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS,

OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY,

AND THE RIGHT

TO A QUIET NIGHT!

- [LAUGHS] KRAMPUS?

WHY DON'T YOU

JUST CALL YOURSELF DORKUS?

OR LAMUS?

- [ROARS]

- [GROANING]

- [LAUGHTER]

- SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!

- [HUMMING]

- - HEY, THERE, SON. - - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DEAR?

- YEAH. WHAT'S IN THE...

- BRIEFCASE?

- GLAD YOU ASKED!

MOM, DAD,

- I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT - TO SAY.

- SINCE YOU'VE COME BACK - INTO MY LIFE,

- I FINALLY FEEL - FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

THAT I CAN TRUST ADULTS.

- OH, FRED!

- WE ARE GLAD

YOU FEEL THAT WAY, SON.

- AND BECAUSE OF THAT,

TO ME OR THE GANG,

IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN

I WANT YOU TO HAVE

WHAT'S IN THIS BRIEFCASE.

- WE COULD TAKE IT RIGHT NOW.

- OH, NO. THAT'S OK.

- I'M GOING TO PUT IT - IN THE MYSTERY MACHINE FOR NOW

- SO I CAN KEEP - A CLOSE EYE ON IT.

- THE GANG AND I ARE CHECKING OUT - SOME WEIRD GOAT GUY

WHO'S TERRORIZING KIDS.

YOU KNOW DUTY...

IT CALLS.

IT'S SO GREAT HAVING YOU BOTH

IN MY LIFE AGAIN.

- KEEP YOUR TRIP WIRE TAUT.

- AND YOUR TENSILE LINE STRONG.

[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

- [CELL PHONE DIALS - AND LINE RINGS]

- RICKY? IT'S BRAD. - AND JUDY.

- GO AHEAD, YOU TWO.

- TELL PROFESSOR PERICLES THE

REST OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC...

- IS OURS FOR THE TAKING.

- SOMETHING'S - BEEN BUGGING ME

- ABOUT OUR LITTLE - UNDERWATER ESCAPADE.

- THERE'S A LOT

I WISH WE COULD FORGET.

ABOUT THAT ADVENTURE

- AMEN TO THAT.

- BUT THE WEIRDEST PART

ABIGAIL GLUCK WHISPERED.

OF ALL WAS WHAT THE LATE

- LIKE, I'LL SAY.

A CRAZY MUMMIFIED CORPSE

WHISPERING "NIBIRU" IS

CREEPY TIMES 10!

- IT GETS CREEPIER.

I GOOGLED IT AND FOUND A LOT,

NAMELY THIS...

"NIBIRU" IS A PLANET

OF ZACHARIUS SITCHEN,

LISTED IN THE WRITINGS

PARTICULARLY HIS BOOK

"THE TWELFTH PLANET."

- ACCORDING TO - SITCHEN'S INTERPRETATION

- OF BABYLONIAN - RELIGIOUS TEXTS,

A GIANT PLANET CALLED

EVERY 3,600 YEARS

NIBIRU PASSES BY EARTH

AND ALLOWS

TO INTERACT WITH HUMANITY.

ITS SENTIENT INHABITANTS

THESE BEINGS,

WHICH SITCHEN IDENTIFIED

- WITH THE ANNUNAKI - OF SUMERIAN MYTH,

WOULD BECOME

HUMANITY'S FIRST GODS.

MY FAVORITE INTERNET

ENCYCLOPEDIA SAYS

- THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE - A COLLISION.

THE NIBIRU COLLISION IS

A DISASTROUS ENCOUNTER

BETWEEN THE EARTH

AND A LARGE PLANETARY OBJECT.

- [WHIMPERING]

- BELIEVERS - IN THIS DOOMSDAY EVENT

USUALLY REFER TO THIS OBJECT

AS PLANET "X,"

OR NIBIRU.

- [STAMMERING]

DOOMSDAY EVENT?

- LIKE, WHAT'S THE CONNECTION

BETWEEN NIBIRU

- AND THAT CRAZY OLD - GERMAN LADY?

- HONESTLY,

I HAVE NO IDEA.

- [INDISTINCT TALKING]

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

- [ROARING]

[BEEPING]

- OHH! NOT ONLY IS THIS GAME

TOTALLY FAKE, IT'S BROKEN!

[BEEPING]

- [BEEPS] - YOU WERE SAYING?

- IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE I'M USED

TO SHOOTING LIVE TARGETS

AND NOT VIDEO HOOLIGANS.

- I'M GOING TO GO CHECK OUT - THAT KID PLAYING

"PRANCE PRANCE EVOLUTION."

THOSE ARE SOME

VERY SUSPICIOUS DANCE MOVES.

- I'M GLAD YOU KIDS ARE HERE.

- SO WHAT'S THIS - ABOUT A MONSTER

TURNING KIDS' HAIR WHITE

WITH FEAR?

SOUNDS KIND OF OLD SCHOOL.

- HE CALLS HIMSELF KRAMPUS,

AND APPARENTLY,

AGAINST BAD CHILDREN.

HE HAS SOMETHING

- NOW, NORMALLY, - I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM

- WITH GETTING DELINQUENTS - OFF THE STREETS,

BUT PARENTS ARE COMPLAINING

THAT THEIR KIDS ARE AFRAID

- TO SLEEP WITHOUT - THE LIGHTS ON,

AND THAT'S PUTTING A STRAIN

ON THE CRYSTAL COVE POWER GRID.

- WE'D BE GLAD - TO HELP YOU.

- BUT, LIKE, WHY ARE WE MEETING - IN AN ARCADE?

- OH, JEEZ.

INVESTIGATORS?

YOU CALL YOURSELVES

EVERYONE KNOWS ARCADES

AND ROLLER DISCOS ARE

BREEDING GROUNDS

FOR CRIMINAL CHILDREN.

THESE PLACES ARE BASICALLY

COIN-OPERATED PRISONS.

[BEEPING]

- IT'S NICE TAKING

THE OLD ENIGMA MACHINE OUT

FOR A LITTLE

DARK, EVIL ACTION.

- YOU CERTAINLY KEPT...

- THIS BABY IN GREAT SHAPE.

- STAY FOCUSED.

WE MUST SECURE THE 3 PIECES

OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC

MA SCHNELL! SCHNELL!

- [LAUGHTER]

- [BOTH SCREAM]

- [LAUGHS]

MY CORN DOG WENT UP MY NOSE!

- UH, ARE YOU GOING - TO EAT THAT?

- YEAH!

10-SECOND NOSE RULE!

- [LAUGHTER] - [GROWLING]

- STOP!

YOU FEMALE HOOLIGANS!

- [GROWLING] - HUH?

[WHIMPERS]

- [ROARS]

- [SCREAMS]

- [LAUGHTER]

- [ROARS]

- [LAUGHTER]

[ALL GRUNT]

- KRAMPUS THINKS YOU HAVE BEEN

BAD, BAD LITTLE GIRLS!

UND SINCE YOUR PARENTS SEEM

HELPLESS TO ACT,

IT IS TIME FOR KRAMPUS TO

TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!

- [SCREAMING]

- [ROARS]

- [ALL GASP]

- [SCREAMING]

- THERE HE IS!

- [SNARLS]

- [SCREAMING]

- KRAMPUS IS GETTING AWAY! - COME ON!

- UM, LIKE, THAT'S OK!

- WE'LL STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH - THE BIGGER ISSUE...

NAMELY, ALL THE ABANDONED

CORN DOGS AROUND HERE

- THAT SUDDENLY NEED - A NEW HOME!

- YEAH, IN OUR BELLIES.

[GIGGLES]

- THAT'S OUR BOY.

- THIS IS GOING TO TAKE

LONGER THAN WE THOUGHT.

- A LOT LONGER.

- YES. A LOT LONGER.

THANK YOU, BRAD.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, JUDY.

- [SCREAMING]

- TIME TO GO. MOVE IT.

- [GASPS] I LOOK LIKE

FROM CENTER EARTH.

SOME SMELLY WIZARD

[WEEPING]

- GANG, WE REALLY NEED TO

DO SOMETHING ABOUT KRAMPUS.

- I'LL SAY. EVEN BAD CHILDREN

DON'T DESERVE THIS.

- [ROARS]

- WELL, GANG, - THE MAYOR WAS RIGHT.

KRAMPUS IS WELL-KNOWN

IN GERMAN FOLKLORE

AS SORT OF A BOOGEYMAN

WITH BAD KIDS.

WHO HAS A REAL PROBLEM

- AND HE'S, LIKE, - CRAZY UGLY.

- WITH A CLUB MADE - OF STICKS.

- YEAH. LIKE,

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

- THEY'RE CALLED SWITCHES,

- AND HE USED TO PUNISH - BAD CHILDREN WITH THEM

BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY.

- JEEZ.

THE OLD COUNTRY WAS ROUGH.

- IT SAYS HERE HE USUALLY

THE WINTER MONTHS.

ONLY APPEARS DURING

SO THIS IS A BIT OF

AN OFF-SEASON APPEARANCE.

HMM.

- FRED, ARE YOU OK?

- I DON'T KNOW, DAPHNE.

- THIS WHOLE THING - ABOUT KRAMPUS...

STERN, DISCIPLINARIAN,

COLD, AND IMPARTIAL...

HE... HE MAKES ME THINK

OF MY FORMER FATHER, MAYOR DAD.

- GO ON.

- WELL, MY NOT-DAD WAS ALWAYS

SUPER CRITICAL OF ME.

- AND I COULD NEVER - UNDERSTAND WHY.

BUT IN A WEIRD WAY,

I KIND OF MISS THE ATTENTION.

- OH, FREDDIE.

THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING!

- I KNOW. - I JUST SAID THAT.

- NO, THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING - OVER THERE.

- THAT'S CHARLIE

THE HAUNTED ROBOT'S SPOT.

- HE'S ONE OF THE MUSEUM'S

BIGGEST DRAWS.

WE BETTER TELL THE OTHERS.

[BEEPING]

- THIS KRAMPUS MYSTERY IS

CERTAINLY...

- VERY INTRIGUING.

- OH, IT IS

NO MYSTERY AT ALL.

KRAMPUS, DEAR KRAMPUS.

I HAVE SUCH FOND MEMORIES

OF KRAMPUS FROM WHEN

I WAS JUST A HATCHLING.

I CAN STILL HEAR

VISITING BAD CHILDREN

THE SOUND OF KRAMPUS

ON A COLD WINTER'S NIGHT.

AH, THE SCREAMS OF

FEAR AND TERROR.

MMM. IT'S SO SOOTHING.

- FOND MEMORIES ASIDE,

THIS KRAMPUS MAY PRESENT

A PROBLEM.

- I AM NOT SO SURE, RICKY.

THE VAULT!

[PLAYS]

- WE MUST LET NOTHING STOP US

FROM RETRIEVING

THE OTHER 3 PIECES

OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC

FROM THE KINDER.

PERHAPS KRAMPUS IS EXACTLY

THE DISTRACTION WE NEED.

- I'M NOT SURE

HAS TO DO WITH KRAMPUS.

WHAT CHARLIE THE ROBOT

WE NEED MORE.

- WE NEED TO ANTICIPATE - WHERE KRAMPUS WILL STRIKE NEXT.

- YEAH. LIKE, - IF WE COULD PUT ALL THE BAD KIDS

- FROM CRYSTAL COVE - IN ONE PLACE,

- I'M SURE KRAMPUS WOULD - JUST SHOW UP.

- THAT'S IT! - MAYBE WE CAN'T GET

- ALL THE BAD KIDS - IN ONE PLACE,

BUT I KNOW THE ONE PLACE

THAT HOLDS THE BADDEST KID.

COME ON, GANG.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YOU WANT TO HELP?

- YOU WANT ME TO USE

THIS EVIL GOAT-MAN?

MYSELF AS BAIT FOR

- FREDERICK JONES, - I'VE LEARNED 53 THINGS

- SINCE MY TIME HERE - ON THE ROCK.

THE FIRST 52 INVOLVE

HOW TO MAKE LETHAL WEAPONS

OUT OF MY PIGTAILS.

THE OTHER IS...

[HOCKS AND SPITS]

- ALWAYS LOOK OUT - FOR NUMERO UNO.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

- "DEAR PAROLE BOARD,

PLEASE CONSIDER

MARY ANNE GLEARDAN'S COOPERATION

- WITH THE KIDS - OF MYSTERY, INC.,

AS A MEANS OF GIVING HER

TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR."

- LET ME SEE THAT!

- HEY, SCOOBY-DOO,

- LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND - THE CHOW LINE.

[GIGGLES] LIKE, I THINK

ON OUR WAY IN.

I SMELLED THE CAFETERIA

- WELL, FOLLOW MY NOSE!

[CHUCKLES AND SNIFFS]

- LIKE, DUDE, WAY TO GO,

SCOOBY'S NOSE! HOO-HOO!

[BEEPING]

- [INDISTINCT TALKING]

- WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?

- THE FOOD!

- EXCUSE ME, MR. PRISON CONVICT.

- LIKE, MIND IF WE SIT DOWN?

- IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

- [BOTH CHEWING AND GULPING]

- YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN DANGER

ANYWAY FROM KRAMPUS, MARY ANNE.

- YOU MIGHT AS WELL HELP - WITH HIS CAPTURE.

- YOUR THEORY IS BUILT

ON A WEAK HYPOTHESIS

THAT DOES NOT STAND UP

TO SCIENTIFIC SCRUTINY.

ANSWER'S STILL NO.

- I GOT NOTHING - TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'M IN PRISON, REMEMBER?

- [BOTH GASP]

- [ROARS]

- [ALL GASP]

- DO NOT BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

- [GRUNTS]

- [SNARLING]

- RUN, MARY ANNE! RUN!

[GRUNTS]

- FREDDIE! NO!

- [PANTS] IT'S OK. I'M FINE.

COME ON.

- [PANTING] - [SNARLING]

- OHH!

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

- [SNARLS]

[ALARM RINGING]

- [GASPS AND SCREAMS]

- [ALL GRUNTING]

- [SNARLS]

- [ALL SCREAMING]

- [BOTH GRUNTING]

- COME ON, GUYS!

WE CAN'T LET KRAMPUS GET AWAY!

- UM, WE'LL BE - RIGHT WITH YOU...

- LIKE, JUST AS SOON - AS WE FINISH

OUR DELICIOUS

PRISON COBBLER.

TWO-MONTH-OLD

- [BOTH GRUNTING]

- [SNARLING]

[CAR ALARMS RINGING]

- WE WERE SO CLOSE!

THE ONLY THING I HATE WORSE

THAN NOT FINISHING A TRAP...

- IS ALMOST FINISHING IT!

- COME ON!

WE CAN'T LET KRAMPUS GET AWAY!

- [SNARLING]

- [CRYING]

- IT'S THE OLD HAUNTED

TOY FACTOR.

- DIDN'T THEY TURN THIS PLACE - INTO AN ORPHANAGE?

- NO, DAPH, - YOU'RE THINKING OF

THE OLD HAUNTED ORPHANAGE

ACROSS THE STREET.

- LIKE, DUDE,

THIS PLACE IS UBER CREEPY.

WHY WOULD KRAMPUS GO IN THERE?

- BECAUSE IT'S THE WORST PLACE

HE COULD POSSIBLY GO.

[HINGE CREAKS]

- [CHUCKLES]

NOW, BRAD, NOW, JUDY.

LET US FINISH THIS.

- [SNARLS]

- [ALL SCREAMING]

- GANG, THE CONVEYER BELT!

COME ON!

- SPLIT UP! - GO DOWN EACH SIDE!

[BUZZER]

- MA-MA. DA-DA.

MA-MA. DA-DA.

- [GIGGLES] LIKE,

NOT TALKING TO US!

I HOPE THEY'RE

- YEAH!

I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A DA-DA!

- [CRYING AND SCREAMING]

- NOW, GUYS! PULL THE ROPES!

GRAB THE TARPS!

- [BOTH GRUNT]

- [SCREAMING]

- [GRUNTS]

- THANK YOU, FREDERICK.

[HOCKS AND SPITS]

- NOW,

LET'S SEE

WHO KRAMPUS REALLY IS.

- CHARLIE

THE HAUNTED ROBOT?

- LIKE, WHAT?

- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

- CHARLIE ISN'T HUMAN,

SO THAT MEANS...

- SOMEONE MUST BE - CONTROLLING HIM.

- BUT WHO?

- WHO'S THAT?

- LIKE, IT HAS TO BE

THE OLD MYSTERY, INCORPORATED.

- BUT WHY WERE THEY HERE?

- I'LL TELL YOU WHY...

BECAUSE THEY TOOK IT.

THEY TOOK THE BRIEFCASE.

- PERFECT.

- ALL THE PIECES OF...

- THE PLANESPHERIC DISC - ARE OURS!

- I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO

PUT ALL OF IT TOGETHER.

[PLAYS]

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- WHERE ARE OUR PIECES?

- IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING

WHAT'S HAPPENED

- TO YOUR PIECES - OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC.

IN A WORD, YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED,

CONNED, BAMBOOZLED.

- THAT'S 3 WORDS, FRED,

- BUT I THINK - THEY GET THE IDEA.

- WE DID THIS TO YOU.

- YEAH.

- AND WE WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY

TO TELL YOU HOW WE DID IT.

- IT WAS ALL - AN ELABORATE PLAN MASTERMINDED

BY YOUR VERY OWN FREDDIE.

- WE CREATED KRAMPUS

THE HAUNTED ROBOT

BY BORROWING CHARLIE

- AND DRESSING HIM UP IN - CLOTHES WE BOUGHT OFF

GERMAN GYPSIES WHO

HAUNTED FOREST.

LIVE IN CRYSTAL COVE'S

- AS FOR KRAMPUS

MOVING AROUND,

- HE WAS BEING REMOTE CONTROLLED - BY JASON WYATT,

WHO AGREED TO HELP FOR

ON HIS MOTHER'S SENTENCE.

LENIENCE FROM THE MAYOR

- LIKE, JASON ALSO HELPED CREATE

AN INVISIBLE AEROSOL

- THAT WAS USED TO - TURN HAIR WHITE

AND MAKE IT GROW LONG

FOR ADDED EFFECT.

- WE NEEDED TO KEEP YOU AWAY - FROM THE VAULT.

YOU FOLLOWING US

FOLLOWING KRAMPUS WAS

- THE PERFECT WAY - TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED

- SO WE COULD CARRY OUT - OUR MASTER PLAN...

BREAKING INTO

MR. E.'S VAULT.

- FREDDY PLANTED A BUG

ON BRAD CHILES' CLOTHING

- SO THAT WE COULD GET - THE CODE TO THE VAULT.

[PLAYS]

- AND ONCE WE HAD THAT CODE...

- WE COULD GIVE IT

TO OUR OPERATIVE.

[PLAYS]

SOMEONE WITH INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE

OF MR. E'S LAIR...

HOT DOG WATER.

- HOT DOG WATER?

- I STILL KNOW - HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER.

- LIKE, WHEN VELMA

WHAT WE HAD PLANNED,

TOLD HOT DOG WATER

HDW WAS IN.

- AND WHILE WE STOLE

THE REAL PIECES...

- YOU WERE STEALING

FAKE ONES.

- THE REAL PIECES WERE INSTEAD

SAFELY HIDDEN

WITH THE ONE PERSON

NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT...

FRED'S FAKE FATHER,

THE EX-MAYOR JONES.

- MY NOT-REALLY-MY-DAD DAD

TO GET THE DISC PIECES,

MAY HAVE BETRAYED US ONCE

- BUT WHEN HE HEARD - WHAT WE WERE PLANNING,

HE WAS MORE THAN GLAD

TO HELP US TAKE YOU DOWN.

- AND, LIKE, MARY ANNE GLEARDAN - ALSO AGREED TO HELP US

AFTER THE CURRENT MAYOR OFFERED

HER LENIENCE ON HER SENTENCE.

- SHE REALLY WANTS TO GO BACK

TO THE SEVENTH GRADE.

- I GUESS I SECRETLY HOPED

YOU GUYS MIGHT NOT TRY

- TO STEAL THE PIECES - FROM US.

- BUT I GUESS - I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WOULD.

WHICH LEAVES ME

WITH ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY.

REAL MOM, REAL DAD,

DON'T EXPECT ME HOME FOR DINNER.

EVER.

- AND WE'RE TAKING NOVA

WITH US, TOO.

YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.

[STATIC]

- OH. LET'S SEE

WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE...

THE WHOLE PLANESPHERIC DISC.

- LIKE, WHOA.

- IT'S... BEAUTIFUL.

- WE HAVE THE WHOLE THING.

THAT LEAVES

ONLY ONE QUESTION.

- WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

- NIBIRU.

[LAUGHTER]