Original subtitles

(Scooby-Doo)

"Mystery Incorporated.."

Previously on

Are you aware that

Grandma Moonbeam's nature

slivers are manufactured

by Destroido

and every bite you take

supports the biggest polluter

in Crystal Cove?

What's the problem here,

Avocados?

That's... Avocados.

His father Theodore Avocados

was mayor once.

- The one who was arrested - for diamond theft

- even though - the diamond was never found.

- (Daphne) - He really was the thief.

The confession is right here

in black and white.

(Pericles)

'Ahh, Cassidy.'

'She will need to be silenced..'

'...forever.'

I'm sure she got out.

- (Scooby-Doo) - She saved us.

[instrumental music]

[hoots]

[coughing]

[music continues]

This looks like

a good spot for my smoker.

[owl hoots]

Are you sure it's safe?

[beeping]

Air quality, acceptable.

Atmospheric ionization,

let me see..

ah, good.

Only dangerous

to small vertebrates.

Minimal nuclear fallout.

Check. We're good to go.

I can't believe your father

used to bring you up here.

Well, it was different

back then.

No sinkholes, acid geysers.

We didn't need the masks

but like Destroido says

in their commercials

- we have to pay a price - for progress.

This is Destroido's doing?

Well, who else would be willing

to rip the natural elements

- out of Mother Earth - so that we could buy

sustainable light bulbs?

[creature hissing]

- What was that?

- Probably mad zombies.

Nothin' to worry about.

Now, let's talk meat.

[roars]

Werner Herzog,

what is that thing?

[roaring]

[screaming]

[roaring]

Keep running, little lass!

[roars]

[theme music]

(Scooby-Doo)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

- (Janet) - 'It's called the Scarebear'

and it's been terrorizing

campers all summer long.

And sheriffs.

Don't forget sheriffs.

The width of the shoulders

is about 28.2 inches

almost 50% wider than

the normal human man

which indicates,

this is a mutant bear.

I don't care what it is.

This creature is ruining

what is left of our campgrounds.

I want it stopped,

but there is a problem.

The Scarebear is now

on Destroido land

and Destroido has

no interest in stopping it.

- Which means that - the sheriff can't investigate.

Why not?

Destroido declared

corporate sovereignty

so the only legal authority

they follow is their own.

They don't pay taxes

- and they don't have - to listen to the sheriff.

- Like, you want us to do - this with no help

at all from the law?

- (all) - We're in!

(both)

No way!

(Owens)

of the Planispheric Disk.

They have three pieces

We have three pieces.

Do you know what this means?

We each have three pieces?

- Well summarized, Brad.

- Thanks, Judy.

It means, dummkopfs,

that we need their three pieces

- so that we can assemble - the disk.

We have to find out

which member of the gang

is keeping the pieces.

- And since your son - is a key member

of the new

Mystery Incorporated..

You want us to find the pieces!

Uh, yes.

We'd sure be glad to help,

wouldn't we, Judy?

Sure would, Brad.

- Getting the pieces - away from Freddy

makes it safer for him too,

so win-win!

We do have one potential

problem. Cassidy.

Cassidy won't be

an impediment any more.

Huh?

[hooting]

[both scream]

Oh!

Aww.

roar

[both screaming]

- Isn't the moon - beautiful tonight?

It seems so big.

Yeah, remember when we used

to stare at the moon

until our corneas were burned?

- What did those doctors - who fixed us call it?

Moon blindness.

Sure was romantic.

Fred, I have something

to tell you.

I.. Ah!

Daphne! Aah!

Aah!

[grunting]

Velma, analysis!

Jinkies!

It's lithium.

- Is that what Destroido - is, like, mining?

Probably.

Lithium is very toxic,

which explains the destruction.

- I'll take more samples. - Then we can..

creak

- Huh?

- Huh?

[roaring]

[all screaming]

[screaming continues]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

- (Daphne) - Where are we?

It looks like

an avocado orchard.

Ooh.

- (both) - Guacamole.

Lithium.

Toxic.

- See what it's doing - to the avocados?

Look, tracks!

Huh?

[dramatic music]

George Avocados?

That's Avocados,

you delinquent.

What are you doing on my land?

Like, dude, this is your land?

My family has farmed avocados

on this land for generations.

Because you horrid children

unmasked my dear father

as a diamond thief,

my reputation has been

besmirched,

forcing me to work

my fingers to the bone

so that I can keep myself

in the wealthy manner

- to which I have become - accustomed.

- You know, if you're looking - to make some money

I bet you could sell

that coat for..

Hmm.

Huh?

Uh, is that normal

avocado behavior?

Destroido!

They're ruining my crops

- and there's nothing - I can do about it!

Why not?

Because, dim young man,

Destroido won't even allow me

on to their property

without a Destroido passport.

Which only they can issue.

Now, get off my land.

- Like, where'd Scoob go?

- There he is.

[growling]

Shaggy! Look!

A Destroido security badge.

'Someone must

have dropped this.'

Looks like we have an all-access

pass to the Destroido labs.

[engine revving]

screech

[beeping]

I have disrupted all cell phone

and wireless reception.

Pericles, what do you see?

Curious. I do not find

the signature of the disks

with my invasive gadget.

We're on it.

- Ready, Judy?

- As ever, Brad.

[instrumental music]

Brad, look.

- Freddy is so cute - in this picture.

- (Fred) - 'Why do you have lab coats?'

- (Velma) - 'For emergency forensic work.'

- 'Besides, there's bound to be - a lot of goo'

and I don't want to ruin

another turtleneck.

Like, we have the lab coats

and the badge.

Now, we just need a plan.

It's a research lab, so,

we'll need a research project.

What could we use?

Think, gang.

Huh? What?

They're going to use their

strange dog as entree

into Destroido labs.

Are they?

How convenient!

We will set a trap for them,

detain them long enough

to give us time to search

for the pieces.

roar

[caws]

It's an Exmo 3000 series 5-d.

Well, I should be able to crack

the entry code, but..

I'll need a little time.

creak

Or maybe it's unlocked.

Jinkies!

Someone is uploading Destroido

files to another server.

Let's see if I can

decrypt the files.

[beeps]

- (all) - Huh?

Oi, computer crash.

I'll reboot.

[hinge squeaks]

[gasps]

- Yes, sir. - Fuhrman.

- I've been alerted - that there's going to be

a break-in at the lab tonight.

- 'I want you to lock - it down immediately.'

- We're pretty busy in here - tonight, sir.

A lot of scientists.

Give them free passes to the

salad bar and lock it down!

Yes, sir.

[alarm beeping]

Attention!

Possible breach.

Security,

lock down the facility.

'I repeat,

lock down the facility.'

Like, we've got

to get out of here, pronto.

[all panting]

[screaming]

roar

[all screaming]

roar

Run!

[screaming continues]

screech

[caws]

roar

Quick thinking, Scoob!

Let's go!

If the Scarebear is able to get

into the Destroido lab

then it has access

to Destroido.

We need to figure out how.

Someone's coming.

[footsteps]

It's George Avocados.

I believe that would

be Avocados.

(Velma)

get on to Destroido land.'

'He lied. He said he couldn't

- (Fred) - 'Avocados must

be the Scarebear.'

We have to tell the sheriff.

Sheriff Stone!

We have some infor..

Huh?

Well, hello,

Mystery Incorporated.

Mr. Owens here says

that you kids broke

into Destroido

and destroyed the lab

and as usual,

I am inclined to agree.

Arrest them!

Now hold on, sheriff.

- We've yet to see - any evidence of his claim.

No problem.

I have the surveillance footage

of their vandalism right here.

Oh! Well..

- ...too bad the sheriff doesn't - own a DVD player.

Sure I do!

I just showed you

that DVD of my.. Oh!

No, I don't think you did.

Oh, uh, yeah.

Gotcha.

Uh, Mr. Owens, sorry

I guess I was wrong

about that DVD player

and without evidence...

I understand.

This isn't over.

Well?

The sheriff wouldn't

arrest the brats.

He's a dimwit.

This is not news.

It means we can't look

for the pieces

- not with those kids getting - in our way.

We will have to use stronger

measures to deal

with the kinder, and that

I would enjoy a great deal.

[laughs]

[chuckles]

- We just don't know - how the Scarebear

is connected to Destroido.

And the files were encrypted,

so we don't know what was being

uploaded or where

it was being uploaded to.

- Well, it's obvious - that the bear was doing it.

What?

The bear is connected

to Destroido.

Somebody was stealing

Destroido files.

Ergo, it's the bear.

Tres simple.

It's a bear, a mutant bear.

I doubt very much

that it has the dexterity

to type on a computer keyboard.

Evil can overcome

physical deformities.

The Scarebear may not

be a real mutant bear.

We suspect

it's George Avocados.

- We have to catch him, - and the best way to catch

an avocado farmer masquerading

as a rampaging wild mutant bear

is to set a trap.

But, like, where?

- Destroido is having - a charity ball tonight

- for the victims - of its products.

It would be the perfect time

for the Scarebear to attack.

[jazz music]

Come on, gang. We're on.

Fred's sure in his element

with those traps.

I wish he'd be

in his element with me.

Oops! I-I mean...

Wait. Are you two...

Back together?

No. Not yet.

Maybe not ever.

But we'll see.

Daph!

Bring me the spatulas!

- What were you and Velma - talking about?

Just girl stuff.

- You know, romance - and longing

- and life - and love and..

- [sighs] - Traps.

- We were talking about traps.

- Awesome!

Fred, Avocados is here.

chomp

[ticking]

[both scream]

Run, Scoob!

Shaggy, Scooby, what is it?

- There's a.. - Bomb.

- Blue wire! - Red wire!

- (both) - Bomb!

Sheriff, there's

a bomb over there!

Well, this was a fun ball,

but it's time to go.

Let's run, shall we?

Or we could find

George Avocados.

There he is!

- Freeze, Avocados!

- What do you want?

Enough of your word games,

trickster.

No doubt on your way

to set off your bomb.

Watch him, gang.

He probably has his Scarebear

suit on under his tux.

Unhand me!

I'm no Scarebear.

And I don't know anything

about a bomb.

But if you didn't set it,

then who..

[roaring]

Gang, I don't think

the Scarebear's

gonna disarm this bomb.

- Bomb? I didn't set a bomb.

- You can talk?

Of course, I can talk.

Where's this bomb?

Mommy!

Spatulas!

- Spatulas? What is he...

- Fred's trap.

[ticking]

Back away, everyone.

I am all over this.

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

[rings]

boom

[all cheering]

My family's avocado farm!

Now, it's time to see

who the Scarebear really is.

- (all) - 'Benson Fuhrman?'

That's right.

And Fuhrman isn't my real name.

- It's Hairmore.

- Why did you change it?

Isn't it obvious, man?

Hairmore would give me away

as the Scarebear.

Duh.

- All I wanted was - to expose Destroido

for the sick, soul-destroying

evil that it is.

Destroido ruins lives

- and pays the victims - to keep quiet.

Well, this is one victim who

won't remain quiet any longer.

How are you a victim?

You look fine.

Do I, pretty Scarlet-headed

temptress?

What if I told you that I am not

in fact wearing a bear suit

but I'm covered completely

in animal hair?

Except for your face?

It would be covered too.

Square-jawed, handsome young

hero, if I didn't have to shave

every few hours just to maintain

my non-hirsute appearance.

You see, I purchased a bottle

of gentle rain flower body wash

for men, a heavenly scent

- designed to bring - the ladies running.

What I didn't know was that

the company, musky farms

is a division of Destroido

and that there's a side effect.

When I contacted Destroido

about the product turning me

into a hairy bear-man,

the company acted

as if what had

happened to me was nothing.

They tried to pay me off.

Destroido ruined my life.

So I was determined

to find evidence that their

body wash was toxic.

- I got the job - as head of security

- and created - the Scarebear suit

out of taxidermied bear parts.

- I'm particularly proud - of the claws

which I purchased from

a school for gifted children.

I discovered that gentle rain

flower was originally marketed

as a lawn growth fertilizer

that was so toxic

it destroyed an entire town.

- They didn't even change - the formula.

- I was in the process - of uploading

the incriminating files

to my website

when you kids broke

into my lab.

My plan was to finally expose

Destroido tonight

at their own charity ball.

I wanted to show the entire

world what they had done

and I would have gotten away

with it too if it wasn't

for you meddling,

mutant animal-hating kids.

Gee. I feel kind of bad

that we got in the way.

- Destroido deserves - to be exposed.

Unfortunately, since Destroido

has its own sovereign nation

I can't arrest anyone.

Oh, sheriff!

You're wonderful!

- Huh? - I'll explain it later.

Like, speaking of explaining..

we still don't know

who set the bomb.

(Pericles)

set the bomb. Excellent.

They do not suspect us of having

Not so excellent, however, is

the fact that it didn't work.

That idiot trap fiend found

a way to blow up my bomb

and the gang walks free.

I would have destroyed

my own company to get

those Planispheric Disk pieces.

These children are proving

hard to handle.

We must find another way.

Perhaps somebody close

who can betray the kinder

without them

ever seeing it coming.

Of course.

Brad and Judy.

Question is,

will they be willing

to betray their only son?

[theme music]