Original subtitles

(male narrator)

"Mystery Incorporated."

Previously on

Mr. E.

I put you in there

as my eyes and ears.

Well, um, Marcie,

remember how I brought you in

to take Daphne's place?

Now that Daphne's back, I, we..

- 'It's always been - the five of us.'

(E on phone)

A team without hot dog water?

That was wrong move number two.

(Mr. Shepherd)

'The planospheric disc.'

'There are six pieces.

Where are the other five?'

Why did you come to

Crystal Cove, Mr. Shepherd?

- (Mr. Shepherd) - 'It was the cheese.'

'The cheese told me

to come here.'

To a future of

unimaginable wealth.

To the treasure, for with it

we shall rule the world.

[wind blowing]

[intense music]

[grunts]

Mountain climbing rules, brah!

I'm gettin' an unbelievable

calf workout!

Righteous.

Only one question.

Why are you dressed up

like Baron Von Dorkenstein?

Ignorant Ethan say what?

What? Uh!

You're the ignoramus one, Gary.

- Give me the team's - lucky soccer ball.

It's my turn to bond with it.

I thought you bonded

in the car.

Sure sounded like it. Mwah.

Uh, what was that?

- Probably just your mom - out here to tell you

- you're late - for being a bonehead.

No, you're late

for being a bonehead.

So's your mom and your mom's mom

and her mom's...

[screeching]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[screeching]

[screaming]

(both)

Aah! Not the ball!

thud

(both)

Aah! Unh! Aah!

[music continues]

Away, stay away.

As far as the wicked eye

can see

'this wicked mountain

belongs to me!'

[engine revving]

[theme music]

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo ♪♪

[birds chirping]

[intense music]

Guys, we heard what happened

and rushed right over.

Why?

- Because what happened to you - is a mystery

isn't it?

The only mystery is how

- Captain - Fumblethumbs McMountaindork

lost the team's

lucky soccer ball.

It wasn't my fault.

The bag ripped!

- It hurts my feelings - that you think

I did that on purpose, Ethan.

I, I'm sorry.

Psych! Ow.

My feelings are

completely intact.

[growls]

I hate you.

Guys, don't worry.

Good ol' Freddy's here.

I'll get the ball back.

What are friends for?

- Dude, we've never been - your friend.

I'd pay someone to make you

leave you town again

if my allowance was bigger.

[chuckles]

You two, such kidders.

Come on. Come here.

[groaning]

- (Daphne) - 'For attacking Ethan and Gary'

- 'we should find this monster - and give her a medal.'

- Hey, Ethan and Gary - aren't that bad.

- Yes, they are. - They mean well.

- No, they don't. - You're with me, right, Velma?

- It's a mystery, right?

- I sure hope so.

- Because there isn't - any other reason 'to go to

a place called Scorpion Wells.

[eerie music]

- Like, are you sure - this is a town?

'It looks more like a place

where old trailers come to die.'

Huh?

[gasps]

[music continues]

[Scooby whimpers]

Well, howdy there, folks!

Welcome to Scorpion Wells!

[speaking gibberish]

- How are you doin'?

- Name's Granny Snaggletooth.

This here's Lobster Man,

Bucket Head Brenda

and, uh,

the Hideous Ugly Jimmy.

Ahh!

- He don't quite fit - around here

what with him bein', uh,

so deformed and all.

Hubba, hubba.

Uh, thank you strange

and kindly desert folk.

- Uh, we're investigating - a mystery.

- We'd like to ask a few - questions if you don't mind.

Don't mind at all.

Long as this tall

drink of water's

doing the askin'.

What's your name, handsome?

[whimpers]

Like, Shaggy?

- What would you all like - to know?

- How you got - such broad shoulders

and that cute little dimple

on your chin..

Don't look at me.

I'm hideous!

- Miss Snaggletooth, - we're here because

- a couple of fellow students - recently fell off

your mountain, Mount Diabla.

What you wanna go messin'

around on that mountain for?

- Huh? - Huh?

Tell you what.

- We havin' ourselves - a barbecue tonight.

Stay and eat, and we'll tell you

all about Mount Diabla

and why you should just forget

you ever heard of it.

[intense music]

slurp

Gee, Granny Snaggletooth,

this is a lovely..

tire fire.

Yep! Smoke gets the skin

all nice and oily, don't it?

Flamin' tire roasted lizard

on a stick?

- Uh, no, thank you. - No, thank you.

Suit yourselves.

[munching]

So now that we're all friends.

- What's the deal - with Mount Diabla?

[spits]

It's an evil, horrible place.

Now, don't you move.

[clicks]

I'm gonna get me

some more meat.

[music continues]

- Dark Lilith - protects Mount Diabla

from all trespassers.

Nobody goes up there.

[screeches]

[Dark Lilith screaming]

Like, what is that?

Dark Lilith!

[screeching]

[crashing]

[whimpering]

[screeching]

Aah!

[screeching]

[grunts]

[evil laugh]

Seek not this mountain.

For if you do.

I will prove

my threats are true.

Forever in pain shall ye be

as I feast upon your life

for all eternity.

[screeches]

[dramatic music]

[crashing]

[gasps]

[screaming]

crash

- You brought the wrath - of Dark Lilith upon us with

all your fancy talk of climbing

that forbidden mountain!

Now, leave,

before things get ugly.

[speaking gibberish]

- Get out of here. - You're so weird.

You don't belong here.

That's right. Keep going.

- You could still swing by - my trailer

- a little later on, - Shaggy the man.

I'll show you how I can

open dog food cans

with my fancy can opener tooth.

[grunting]

plop

Like, ew.

[dramatic music]

Those poor people!

They can't help it.

Their fear is very reasonable.

[tires screeching]

[groans]

- (all) - Ugly Jimmy?

- Hubba, hubba.

- W-why are you here?

I want to help you kids solve

the mystery of the Dark Lilith

and get your lucky

soccer ball back.

I'll guide you up Mount Diabla.

- But why?

- I'm so tired!

Tired of living in fear

of that horrible hag!

Granny Snaggletooth

likes you, too?

No, no Lilith.

She needs to go away.

- There's already - enough fear in town.

Thanks to my hideously ugly

and tragically deformed face.

Look, Jimmy?

About the whole ugly thing.

You really need to know...

- We're happy - to accept your help.

[music continues]

Hmm. Interesting.

[screaming]

[groaning]

Ooh. Ooh.

Mountain climbing hurts.

[intense music]

There's the summit.

crash

[screaming]

Aa-aa-aah!

Oh!

Boy, it sure is dark in here.

Hang on. I have a lantern.

Hey!

Jimmy!

[grunting]

[gasps]

Alright. Alright.

You got, you got me.

I-I-I give up.

Who are you

and why did you attack us?

- Who am I? - That's a good question.

I-I... I call myself Boron.

Yeah.

Because I'm a, uh,

yeah, I remember.

I'm a Boron miner.

Yeah! Ha ha.

Don't think I don't know

you're up here to steal my man.

Hmph! Stay where you are, honey.

I got these punks covered.

The lucky soccer ball!

You can't take him. He's

the only man who ever loved me.

He feels my pain!

Don't worry.

Nobody's taking anything.

- (Daphne) - 'Fred.'

[grunting]

Now, Miss Boron.

Oh, please, call me Boron.

- Why did you attack - Scorpion Wells?

And where's your crazy

flying demon woman costume?

Demon woman?

That's not me.

That is the Dark Lilith.

She's evil!

[all gasps]

[intense music]

It's her!

Evil girl lives on his boat!

- The mountain boat.

- Quiet, old woman.

Since my warnings went unheeded.

Now, your lives

shall be deleted.

[screeching]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[grunts]

Honey!

- Yikes!

- Jimmy, no!

You aren't hurting my friends!

Whoa-a-a!

[grunting]

[chuckles]

[music continues]

Poor Jimmy.

He saved us.

Weird. There's a smell up here

that reminds me of..

I don't know about you guys

but I don't think Ugly Jimmy's

bravery should go to waste.

Could you lead us

to where Dark Lilith lives?

We have to find her

and stop her. For Jimmy.

Follow me.

Yonder she lives, in this boat.

(Fred)

'Wow! Now, that is a mystery.'

[dramatic music]

- Gang, is that...

- An old Spanish galleon.

Like, what's it's doing

on top of a mountain?

Boron, do you know why?

Boron?

Come on, gang.

Let's check it out.

[music continues]

(Daphne)

a ship get all the way up here?

How in the world did

(Velma)

It's the ship's manifest.

Maybe this can tell us.

The writing's in Espanol

but I aced Honors Spanish.

I can translate.

- "I fear I may have doomed - us all.

After months of filling

our hold.."

(Fernando)

we were about to set sail

With all manner of treasure,

when word was delivered

of an even greater prize.

A sarcophagus

of the purest crystal

filled to the brim with

black pearls of immense value.

A king's ransom!

The men and I were overtaken

with a desire

to find this great treasure.

And after several months

of searching find it we did.

[instrumental music]

What we didn't realize was

that the entity that dwelled

inside that crystal sarcophagus

- had been searching - for us as well.

In our thirst

for power and wealth

we had discovered

a terrible evil.

It preyed upon our fears

driving us to commit

horrible acts.

[screaming]

- Finally in an act - of desperation

to stop what we had become.

I set the ship ashore

on the mission coast

in a cove we named after

what we would soon bring there.

Crystal Cove.

Zoinks! Ha ha!

Like, that means..

These are the conquistadors

that founded our town!

The ones that disappeared!

(Fernando)

the planisferico

I used the arcanical disc,

to map our location

and we buried

the evil treasure deep,

deep underground.

Then, we broke the disc

into six pieces

and went our separate ways.

I concealed my piece

aboard the ship

and artfully protected it

by a large number

of lethal mechanical devices.

I brought the ship here

to the top of this mountain

to stay hidden forever.

It's signed Fernando El Aguirre

captain of the Santa Lucia

of Spain.

- Jeepers! You know - what this means?

- The fifth piece - of the planospheric disc

is right here on this ship.

- Then let's find it - and get out of here

before that crazy chick

shows up again. Hoo hoo.

- Yeah!

- Hold on.

My trappy sense is tingling.

[coin clinking]

- (all) - Whoa!

Just as I thought.

This place is booby-trapped

out the wazoo.

- How do we know where to look? - Easy, Scoob.

The traps themselves

will lead us right to it.

Don't worry.

I was born for this.

[dramatic music]

[whirring]

- (Daphne) - 'The piece must be in there!'

As far as I can tell,

it's clean.

[gasps]

[Fred groans]

[screeching]

Many thanks

for all of your time

but I take this now

as it is mine!

[grunts]

Aah! Get the piece!

[growls]

Aah! Unh!

[music continues]

Ah! Unh!

[screeching]

Aah! Unh! Ah!

[evil laugh]

Oh, no, you don't.

[dramatic music]

[laughing]

[grunts]

[rumbling]

- Hold on, gang! - Unh!

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Like, Scooby Doo,

grab the wheel!

[music continues]

- Go left! - Left?

- Right.

- Right? You said go left.

I said right, go left.

Right? Right.

No, left! Go left!

[music continues]

[grunting]

[rumbling]

Huh? Oh!

[screaming]

clink

Oh, no.

Everybody, brace for impact.

boom

[music continues]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[groans]

[screams]

Oy! That's a pain

that's gonna linger.

[gasps]

[sniffing]

There's that smell again.

Of course. Hot dog water.

Marcie! Wait!

[dramatic music]

Hello, Velma.

Why would you.. Wait.

Of course, Mr. E.

You're still working for him.

But you couldn't outwit the

captain's traps without Fred.

That's right. So humiliating

to have to rely on a guy.

I repurposed

my old manticore outfit

and super helium technology to

create the Dark Lilith disguise.

- Then, I lured - Gary and Ethan here

by falsely telling them

professional soccer players

worked their calf muscles

on Mount Diabla.

- I knew Fred - would talk you guys into

investigating what happened

to them.

Then, Fred could spring

the traps

and I could get the piece.

[sighs]

to fool, V.

But you're a hard girl

I'm glad you recognized me.

Me, too.

So... how's this gonna end?

(Marcie)

Here.

Friendship should always

come first, and..

well, you're the only friend

I've ever had.

What about Mr. E?

He'll hunt you down

and destroy you.

He'll have to catch me first.

See you around, Velma Dinkley.

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

Way to go, Velma!

- I thought Dark Lilith - was going to end up

with the fifth piece for sure.

Oh, where'd the evil lady go?

No idea.

Flew away, I guess.

[intense music]

How about a little smooch

for the road, Shaggity man?

Zoinks! Ooh!

Like, how about not?

(Jimmy)

'Hello, my friends.'

- Ugly Jimmy?

- Not any more.

Thanks to the fall, they're

calling me Handsome Jimmy now.

What do you think, Daphne?

I-I, ugh.

I think I'm gonna hork.

- Huh? - 'Don't mind her, Jimmy.'

- I think you look great!

- Thanks, Fred!

And look what I found

falling down the mountain.

The lucky soccer ball.

Well, gang,

with the three pieces we have.

The two pieces Pericles stole,

that means there's...

Just one more piece to go.

- Yeah, and why do I get - the feeling

that even if we don't find

number six

it'll end up finding us?

[engine revving]

[eerie music]

Nibiru.

[laughing]

[theme music]