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Ahhhh, the Government. It loves you and wants to keep you safe and well.

It even wants to make paying taxes, fines and court costs easier for you.

How? Well, you’ll need to meet your stawman! He was born the same day you were.

He looks like you, has the same name and lives’s in your house but YOU never knew he existed!

You will have even paid his parking tickets or taxes!

The worst part? He’s been dead from day one!

From every birth certificate a “legal personality” or “Legal fiction” is created with the

same name to confuse little old you into thinking it's YOU!

So, there is a human you and a paper you or as it’s commonly known a “strawman”.

So when it seems like Government officials, court clerk’s or the police are speaking

English. They Aren’t! They're speaking legalese.

Designed to make you agree to verbal and written contracts without even knowing about it.

All spun from Black’s Law dictionary. For example, when the police say

“do you understand?” you’ll say “yes”. What they are really saying is

“do you STAND UNDER our authority”? Opps a daisy! You just created a verbal contract

with them! Oh, you clever Government!

Did you know that whenever you register something you are handing over title to the person you

register it with? That’s right!

Whenever you register something with the Government they assume it believes it belongs to them!

Registered your car? Super! Now you are the registered “keeper” of

your vehicle and Government can crush it when you don’t pay your strawman’s taxes.

Expecting a new bundle of joy? Well then you need to register your little

darling with a birth certificate. Then they can start the process all over again

and create a new strawman for your little one.

Isn’t that great? So when Jnr. grows up he’ll be able to generate

revenue just like you have! When You "notify" on your baby by signing

the birth certificate your child becomes a ward of state.

If the government doesn’t like what you’re doing they’ll assume it’s OK to take the

child away or make new rules for things they don’t like!

Not enough school? Smacking your child? Shouting too loudly?

Then it’s off to Social Services for the little one.

When you get a bill, it’s sent to you but belongs to your strawman.

Not YOU. That’s why Bills, Fines and summons start with MR, MRS or MS.

Sometimes you’ll see your surname in CAPITALS. Just like on a gravestone.

That’s because your strawman is dead and just a silly piece of paper created before

you could comprehend or even consent to it. When you go to court, you represent your strawman.

So you, the human take on any costs, fees, taxes and fines involved for the strawman.

The “Human you” doesn’t even need to pay them.

But you made a contract with the court by appearing on behalf of your Legal personality

or “strawman”. Just like Government knew you would.

Confused? Well don’t worry. The Government doesn’t want you to know

Anyway. If you knew you’d stop paying things like

council tax and parking tickets. Because when you go to court you are representing

your strawman. You are YOU! Alive and made of flesh and blood.

Your strawman or “legal personality” is a piece of paper created from your birth certificate

and you think it’s YOU. What a Silly Billy!

Would you like to know more? Well then go over to WWW.TPUC.ORG

Get up, get informed and get real!