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'This programme contains very
strong language from the outset
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and throughout, and adult humour.'
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Now then, fat head.
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Mr O'Neill.
Please, come in, sit down.
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This is Abigail, she's a trainee GP.
She's going to be observing today,
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unless you have, erm...
unless you have any objection.
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No, no, I don't.
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Anyway, the object of the exercise
is that we behave exactly as normal,
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so that Abigail gets a window
on how the practice works.
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So, Vincent, what can we
do for you today...
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Erm....
(SNIFFING)
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It's me...
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Bipolar.
It is me bipolar, yes.
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(SNIFFING)
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Just worried about the amount of,
er.... medicine I'm on...
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(SNIFFING)
Just no libido.
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And the psychotherapy we've arranged
with Fiona Frank, is that helping?
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(SNIFFING)It's good stuff.
Helping a lot.
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Love, do you want a tissue?
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I'm not here. You are!
You're like Bob Fleming over there.
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Are you sure you don't
wanna a tissue? I'm fine.
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Alright, Bob. Great, well, erm,
the vital thing with bipolar
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is we deal with the mental...
(SNIFFING)..and the physical, er...
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Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, Chris, to cut you off there.
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The real reason I'm here
is cos I've got a chapped...
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cock hole and I'm embarrassed.
I don't feel I can talk about it
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in front of a new person, so...
Right, great, no problem.
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Abigail... Thank you.
Of course.
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It's just I know Chris, you know.
(SNIFFING)
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Just, maybe blow your nose, as well.
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Fucking hell.
Give us that fucking vape.
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Three hours I've been here with her
sniffing like Cuddles the Monkey.
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"I'm not here." I wish you weren't.
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Blow your nose...
We don't all want it.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Betrayal.
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Betrayal?
Yeah.
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Fire away.
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♪ The best things
in life are free...
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Texts sent to my phone, right,
after the night he's disappeared.
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Texts blaming the fucking
MacDonaghs for his disappearance.
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The only fucking
confirmation we've got
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that Dylan got away that night
is from bloody Manolito.
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I saved him, released him
from their boot and told him to run.
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They were going to kill him,
Vincent.
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So, if the MacDonaghs
have grabbed him, right,
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and Manolito's fucking saved him
and told him to go...
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Know what I'm saying?
Why the fuck would he do that?
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How has Manolito got his phone?
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Manolito's done something with
Dylan?
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If he has, he's capable of doing it
to us.
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This bloody phone
in this locked drawer
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tells us everything
we need to know.
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I'm telling you now,
fucking hell, it's Manolito.
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He's the one
who's been sending the texts,
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he's the one pretending to be Dylan.
He got us believing
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the MacDonaghs
had something to do with it.
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Again, what I'm saying is...
Why the fuck would he do that?
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Because he wants to be
the hero, in't it? Why, though?
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Manolito wants our weed, right.
He knows we're the best.
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He wants to get rid of the
MacDonaghs. Divide and conquer.
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So, if you think that Barry
and Davey have got rid of Dylan,
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then you won't work with them again
and he's right. You haven't.
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Sure enough,
like, I mean, he's a ruthless fuck.
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Carol's right, he's dangerous.
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I'm telling you, that bloody phone,
that'll tell us more about
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Dylan's disappearance than
the fucking MacDonaghs ever will.
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How can we find out
what happened to Dylan?
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I dunno...
we'll just have to act normal.
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Act normal, and we'll somehow
plot our revenge, won't we?
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Revenge?
W-W-What kind of revenge?
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The pervy photos.
Know what I mean? Pervy photos?
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Have I... have I missed something?
Mm. When we robbed the MacDonaghs,
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we received some incriminating
photos of Manolito.
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Now Barry, Barry had them
photos saved to the cloud, right,
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so let's get copies of them,
we put 'em in Manolito's house,
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call the fucking police,
and pin him, for exactly what it is.
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But... then we have to tell
the MacDonaghs.
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Can we trust them?
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Well, what fucking choice
do we have?
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No, I've got parenting class later.
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I hate when I go on my own. Other
women look at me with such pity.
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Yeah. So much for sisterhood.
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I know, and I keep saying,
oh, my boyfriend's working away
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but they're starting to suss I've
been abandoned. I'll go with you.
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What, and pretend
to be the father? Aye, yeah.
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I'm a gay man.
I may never get the chance like.
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Will yer?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Fuck's wrong with him?
He needs a shite!
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I just, aww, it's like...
I am touching cloth, man.
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Go and have a poo.
Release the hound.
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
(VOICES NEXT DOOR)
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(HEADBOARD BANGING)
Sticky Wicky...
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Oh, my God.
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Cardi?!
Cardi, what the fuck's wrong wi'...
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What's going on wi' you?
It's Jim... Listen!
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(JIM'S VOICE)
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Oh, God...
Is that Jim?
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Fucking Jim. Oi, over 'ere.
Jim's having sex wi' a real woman.
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Listen to this shit...
No!
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What shall I do?
I'm stuck in the toilet.
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Cardi, can you not get out
the way you got in?
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Let me have a look.
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(WOMAN'S VOICE)
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The door's ajar...
and I haven't wiped my bottom.
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Cardi, love. Cardi, listen to me.
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You need to wipe your bottom and
crawl away.OK. Alright, yeah, OK.
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Hi!
Jim!
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Jim, it's alright, it's Cardi...
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What the fuck...
I n-needed a poo.
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W-Why's it still big, man?
Viagra.
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Aww...
Get the fuck out of my house!
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Come on. Move back,
don't want to be near it.
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And fuck off!
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Take care.
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Here he is...
(LAUGHTER AND WHISTLING)
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Looking good, Jim.
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What the fuck were going on here?
Well, what does it look like?
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I've found myself a lady friend
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and not only is she clever and kind,
she goes like a fucking steam train.
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Oh, Jim. I think it's lovely.
How long's it been going on for?
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Met her at a wedding,
few weeks back.
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Never thought to fucking tell us?
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No, I didn't, because it's
none of your fucking business.
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These days... You can't even take
a shit without turning it
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into a gif and posting it
on cunting TikTwat.
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He's fucking right.
Oh, good for you.
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I hope you and
Sticky Wicky are very happy.Yeah.
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Sticky Wicky.
It's a fucking pet name.
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Sticky Wicky.
Cos of where she works.
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Why, where does she work?
At the Lowry Institute.
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Oh, la-de-da...
And let me tell you,
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there's things you don't know
about that matchstick painting cunt.
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Probably is.
Like what?
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Everyone knows his famous work,
miserable grey streets,
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Salford factories
belching out fumes,
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shitty little matchstick kids
knocking about with dogs
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with three legs... One of Britain's
greatest artists, Jim.
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Downstairs
in the basement of the gallery,
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that's where the good stuff is...
The nose tap.
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That how you know, don't yer?
Dicks, fannies, flesh.
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Hang on. Lowry did not do nudes.
It says here.
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What they want you to think.
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They don't show anyone,
don't want to spoil his image.
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They're only ever seen
by art experts.
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Have you seen 'em?
Nah.
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She says they're tucked away, in a
grotty downstairs room, unloved...
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Alright, so why are you telling us
this tale then?
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Because... fucking Lowry...
did minge paintings.
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That should be something
you wanna see...
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Can't wait! Yes. Yes.
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Can you,
can you get us in, then, or what?
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I reckon...
She'll do anything for me.
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See you later, Barry.
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There you go...
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Oh, still in there, the bugger.
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I told you, didn't I, Vincent,
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Dylan's disappearance had nothing
to do with myself and Barry...
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Yeah. You did.
Didn't believe me, though, did yer?
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Despite my absence being due to the
removal of my left testicle.Yeah.
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And... and list...
Now listen, honestly.
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Davey, I'm sorry about that...
but to be fair,
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you and your brother Barry.
God rest his fucking soul.
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I mean, Lord God.
He's... he's with your testicle now.
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Shut up! You and your brother Barry
were the most likely candidates
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to have done something to Dylan.
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True. Only because you've threatened
us individually multiple times.
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You shook the box
with his dead pigeon.
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You wanted to put it in a blender
and all that. But we forgive you.
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Don't we, Davey?
Just like that?
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With the greatest respect, Donna,
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I'm going to need a formal apology.
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Davey, come on, he's apologised!
Too casual, sweet cheeks.
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Don't be a dick, Davey.
I'm not being a dick, Davey.
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But I don't like being
wrongly accused. I know, dude.
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Listen to me,
look at me for a minute.
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I've wronged you, there's nowt
worse, it's an injustice.
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I'm fucking sorry. I truly mean it,
man. I am sorry, fuck me!
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Call that an apology?
Yeah.
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Being serious?
I'm trying, yeah!
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Sucking on that thing.
Why stop there, Vincent?
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Why not have a pork pie,
or pick at your toe nails... Davey!
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No, Donna, what's right is right.
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Vincent accused me of hurting
one of his friends
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and held it against me for months.
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And all the time it was the man
that he chose over us...
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But now Vincent knows the truth,
and as he says himself,
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this provides an opportunity.
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To put him out of the picture
for good.
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Fuck, yeah, dude. Come on, man.
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But there's a problem.
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The photos are lost in the cloud.
What the fuck? What do you mean?
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Well, Barry, he saved 'em and
we can't access his bloody files,
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the passwords died with him...
Oh, fucking bollocks!
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And some stupid idiot's
stole my laptop and external drive,
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so we don't have the copies.
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Who?
Us.Hang on then.
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Most of us use the same passwords,
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a pet's name, child's name...
He didn't have a pet, or child.
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OK,
so say we can't access the images.
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We need to find another way to fuck
over that lying, double-crossing,
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weird art-loving prick, and put him
inside for a long time.
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Davey?
I'll get my thinking cap on.
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Oh! Fuck me, pervy art!
Oooh!
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The Lowry paintings.
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Were gonna steal 'em, put 'em in
Manolito's house and ring the cops.
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Boom! He's off to jail. Lewd Lowry's
returned to their rightful owner.
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Everyone's happy.
They get 'em back! Everyone's happy.
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What's in it for me then?
What do you want, man?
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I want you to steal me a pony
for Geraldine's granddaughter.
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Oh, it's a firm no, that one.
It's a hard, very firm no!
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The last time we stole a horse,
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Ashley and fucking Cardi
crashed the van,
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high on fucking chloroform,
ended up in hospital.
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(CAR HORN)
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None of that's gonna happen again,
is it? Might do!
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Fuck it,
I'll get you a fucking horse.
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I can't believe it, dude!
Better be a good one, Vin.
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Mane like silk.
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Hey?
What?
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Do that, I'll get you
in that Lowry minge basement.
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Now come 'ere on that one.
You fucking listen to me.
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That's an hard job that.
But you just leave all that...
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To me.
Argh!
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Fucking hell.
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All those things
I wanted when I was younger.
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All those things I thought
I would've done by now.
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What's been holding me back?
231
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,080
Vin, I'm planning on a new life,
away from all this.
232
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,880
Stealing cars and tiny horses,
really, Dylan? That your career?
233
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:42,280
You're gonna move away, just gonna
piss off! I am. I have to.
234
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,600
I'm worried about him.
Why?
235
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,880
If we leave, when we leave...
236
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,520
Who... who's gonna look after him?
237
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,200
OK, so... depending on the size
of your nipple,
238
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,320
you might have to
squeeze the end slightly
239
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,680
to direct the milk
into t'baby's mouth.
240
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,360
Yeah.
Thank you.
241
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:23,000
Will breast-feeding hurt my wife?
242
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,720
It can be painful for some women,
especially in the first few weeks.
243
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:31,360
And are there lotions or creams
that can help,
244
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,320
with the cracking of the nipple?
245
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,840
Yeah, you can get
over-the-counter nipple cream.
246
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,520
And that won't harm baby?
No, no, it's perfectly safe.
247
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,440
Safe!
OK.
248
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,480
For some women, especially
in those first few weeks...
249
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,240
Er, scenario... erm, sorry.
250
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,600
You have a question?
If my wife is sleeping
251
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,960
and Daddy's downstairs
on the bottle, with the baby,
252
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:58,360
is there any nipple confusion there,
for the baby going from nip to bot?
253
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400
Well, that's a very good question,
254
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,880
and we will come on to
nipple confusion.
255
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,600
If we could do an example quickly...
256
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,600
If you don't mind
passing me the, erm...
257
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,640
Ashley.
Right, so...
258
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,000
It's soft,
it's comforting and it's warm.
259
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,240
Well, the real one is,
but obviously this is knitted wool.
260
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,600
We go to the bottle.
261
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,920
This is a different scenario...
Don't put that in your mouth!
262
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:31,120
OK.(WAILS) This is plastic,
baby doesn't like it...
263
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,440
Sit down!
(GIGGLING)
264
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,160
It's anatomy. It's basic training.
265
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,480
He isn't the father of my baby.
266
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,640
He takes forever this man.
Hello.
267
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Where have you been, you dickhead?
268
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,760
No!
Chloroform. No!
269
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,600
Are you fucking serious, like?
270
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,120
Get this on a rag.
My God!
271
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,160
Over its hooter, down it goes.
It's the same...
272
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,560
It's a very firm no!
273
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,080
Then it's a very firm, I'm not
coming then. Alright! Alright!
274
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,200
It will work.
275
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,600
Be careful now, lads, don't be
breathing any of that shit in.
276
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,920
If you fucking pass out 'ere,
this where I'll leave you.
277
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:18,040
We're not going back to hospital
like last time!
278
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,880
Remember that. When you nearly died.
279
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:25,320
You both went yellow. I still think
this is a shit idea. Calm down now.
280
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,080
Have a lovely little
Shetland sleep now.
281
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,640
MUSIC: "Insane In The Brain"
by Cypress Hill
282
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,440
Told you.
Just get him in the fucking van.
283
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,280
Mind his mane.
He said mane like silk.
284
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,720
It's like a snapped tow rope.
285
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,600
Poor fucking thing.
Well in.
286
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,320
That was easier than last time.
It would have to be.
287
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,360
You nearly fucking died.
288
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,560
I don't like the look of it.
Come on. It's got a mean face.
289
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,560
He doesn't
look at his best right now.
290
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,200
He had a session
on chloroform, with these dickheads.
291
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240
He's hung over!
Give him a chance.
292
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,440
It looks like my Uncle Norris.
No.
293
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,400
And he used to show his bunions
to people on buses. Listen to me.
294
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,400
You asked for a black pony.
Shetland, there it is, as requested.
295
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,840
He's a good lad.
Fine.
296
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,440
Yeah, fine.
Did you get the Lowry minge info?
297
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,040
Yes.
Oh. Good man.
298
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,840
But...
Go on..
299
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,560
There's a bit of a problem.
Course there fucking is.
300
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,360
Jesus wept!
Except...
301
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,120
Call me genius.
I have a plan and I've got a way in.
302
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,760
Art restorers.
Art restorers?
303
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,240
As in people that restore art.
304
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,600
A specialist crew.
305
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,320
Now... There's a restoration team
306
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:52,280
coming to the Lowry Institute
next Wednesday.
307
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,480
They're doing work on some
of the paintings in the basement.
308
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,600
Access is by finger scan only.
309
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,920
And Geraldine is letting them in...
310
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,200
Turns out the pervy Lowrys
are located
311
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,680
in a specially
constructed airtight room.
312
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,760
B7.
313
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,720
So I say, you lot turn up early
with fake IDs.
314
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,880
Bag up the minge paintings.
315
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,200
Make an exit
to the underground carpark.
316
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,280
Where the van is waiting
to make an hasty escape.
317
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,440
The real restorers will
turn up on time
318
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,920
and Geraldine will realise
something is amiss.
319
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,480
(GASPS)
She'll call the cops.
320
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,400
But by then you'll have tipped
them off about the monkey fucker.
321
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,200
Listen. Gallery's expecting three
restorers. We're gonna replace 'em.
322
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,560
That's gotta be me,
Ashley and our Tom down there.
323
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,200
I've roped in Adyan as the getaway.
Now, I need you...
324
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,560
Outside with
Carol and Sugar, alright?
325
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,480
That's in case the fucking
restorers, real ones, arrive.
326
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,880
Sugar, I need you
pulling like a big scene.
327
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,920
Labour, go into labour,
scream and shout and all that.
328
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,440
Why me? Cos you're the one
that's bloody pregnant.
329
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,720
I can't do that.
You can, just like an orgasm.
330
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,640
In my experience they are
one and the same, visually.
331
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,360
You are a perverted
piece of shit, aren't you?
332
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,400
She's getting it. Hang on, why are
me and Meena inside the building?
333
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,280
Keeping watch in case
any staff go down unexpected.
334
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,920
Do you know what I mean? No?
335
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,360
Now, Davey, Donna,
I need you at Manolito's,
336
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,960
get him out of that maze house
337
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,400
so we can sneak in the stolen art.
No problem.
338
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,720
If it means that twisted
fucker gets sent away...
339
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:29,160
Oh, hang on a second, Donna...
It's an excellent plan, Vincent.
340
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,840
But those minge paintings I would
very much like to see myself.
341
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:39,520
As you know,
I am a connoisseur of the erotic.
342
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:43,000
I will come along, Vincent,
as a restorer.
343
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:47,800
You mean on the job? Very much so.
Little bit of excitement.
344
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,200
Be like the good old days
with our Barry.
345
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,960
Can take my spot so,
cos I've got, er,
346
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,600
obligations with my fake ball
and chain over there in the corner.
347
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,880
They're expecting three.
348
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,760
Fucking know that.
I will be the supervisor
349
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,280
who's come along to make sure
that the job's done properly.
350
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,520
I want to see
those Lowry lady parts, Vincent.
351
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,720
Yeah.
So you get me a toolbox.
352
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,320
Oh, yeah, yeah. Can do, yeah.
353
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,200
Absolutely.
354
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,960
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
355
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,880
♪ ROSE ROYCE: Car Wash
356
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,040
♪ Ooh ooh
357
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,080
♪ You might not ever get rich
358
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,400
♪ But let me tell ya,
it's better than diggin' a ditch
359
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,840
♪ There ain't no tellin'
who you might meet
360
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,040
♪ A movie star or maybe
even an Indian chief... ♪
361
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,400
Here he is. Hiya, fella.
Hello.
362
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,040
Right. Listen we are from Cuddlipps,
art restorers.
363
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,320
Cuddlipps.Yeah.
No, don't look at that.
364
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,200
We're here to see Geraldine Thorpe.
Is she kicking about?
365
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,200
I'll call her for you.
Good lad. Have you come far today?
366
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,240
Not really.
Stoke.Stoke. Lovely.
367
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,800
It's neither lovely nor unlovely.
368
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,920
It's just
a post-industrial conurbation
369
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,080
that's struggled to find its purpose
since it's pottery heyday.
370
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,720
Yeah. I'll just call her for you.
371
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,600
Me and our Barry used to go swinging
in Stoke.Golly.
372
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,400
Voicemail. I have a feeling she's
still be in the management meeting.
373
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,080
What's the odds
on you doing me a massive favour?
374
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,800
Nip into that meeting,
see if she'll finish a bit early.
375
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,560
(CHUCKLES) OK. Just for you.
Just this once, all right?
376
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,560
Sound.
OK.You're an angel, man.
377
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,400
OK.I swear to God, man. Lovely lad.
Lovely lad. Can I get a coffee?
378
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,400
(LOCK CHIRRUPS)
What you doing?
379
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,240
Locking the car, Erin.
And you're gonna take the keys.
380
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,280
It's the fucking getaway car.
381
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,800
Ash, honestly,
what is going on wi' your brain?
382
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,880
I don't want to be
eyes and ears, Erin,
383
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,400
and pretend to be interested
in boring paintings.
384
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,480
My wife's having a baby.
Right, get in.
385
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,000
Nothing like a crisp sandwich, like.
It's the best food in the world.
386
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,640
Just look at that.
There's just no love in that.
387
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,480
He was amazing, wasn't he?
Mm.Hm?
388
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,160
I mean, look at the detail there.
Oh, yeah.
389
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,160
What? That's awful. It looks like
something a four-year-old could do.
390
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,480
It's better than anything
you'd come up with.
391
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,080
Oh, better than anything
I'd come up with(!) Fuck!
392
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,240
Hey, look. "It doesn't take brains
to be an artist, just feelings."
393
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,160
Shit at dogs, mind.
394
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,400
Shit. They're here.
395
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,160
Who? The real team.
Fuck! They're fucking early.
396
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,400
Make your own. I'm having none of it.
Don't you want it?
397
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,720
She tried to give me spaghetti roll
as if that's a thing.
Do you want it? No.I'll have it.
398
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,480
ERIN: 'They're in a blue van.
They're early.'Who's early?
399
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,960
The real restorers!
400
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,160
Fuck, shit. Sugar, get your fucking
shopping. They're here early.
401
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,200
Fucking blue van. Blue van.
402
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,360
Blue van.
Here, here.
403
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,000
Here she is.
She a bloody vision, isn't she?
404
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,920
Hello, gentlemen.
A little earlier than advertised.
405
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,240
Yeah, we made good
on the bloody traffic.
406
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,400
Er, do you wanna show us the gear?
We've got a lot to do.
407
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,480
I know you're busy. Yes, definitely.
I was only expecting three of you.
408
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,040
I'm the supervisor.
409
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,560
Oh.
Here to crack the whip.
410
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,880
Follow me.
Nice one
411
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,440
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
412
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,920
Oh! Argh!
413
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,520
Oh, God! I fell over!
414
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,200
(CHATTER CONTINUES)I've taken a
fall! I've dropped all my shopping!
415
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,560
They haven't even noticed.
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
416
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,640
Pregnant woman, help!
417
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,800
Is she all right? Help us,
all of you. We need to get her up.
418
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,600
(MUTTERS) Make a bit of noise. Moan.
419
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,080
Oh, my baby! My poor unborn child!
420
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,840
(MUTTERS) Don't overdo it.
Shall we call an ambulance?
421
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,480
No, no, no need.
We just need to get her up.
422
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,240
Come on, all of you! Help us, please!
423
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,160
(BEEPS)
424
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,440
(BEEPS)
(SIGHS) Oh, this bloomin' machine.
425
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:13,040
Slightest bit of moisture
on your finger and it doesn't scan.
426
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,080
I tend to have very sweaty fingers.
427
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,040
(BEEPS)
I said to the director,
428
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,080
"This finger business is useless."
429
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,400
He just laughed and said, "Oh,
Geraldine, I'll finger you." Hm.
430
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,680
(BEEPS)
Oh, success. (CHUCKLES)
431
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,440
Are you OK, love? I think I'm OK.
I mean, I'm still in lots of pain,
432
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,360
but I didn't land on the bump,
so I probably just need a little...
433
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,000
Have a little rest.
Sit down. Just have a little...
434
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,080
Ooh!
Are you OK, darling?
435
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,360
Yeah, yeah, no,
I just had a... funny...
436
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,560
Arh! Oh, shit. Carol...
437
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,520
Do you know her? Loosely.
(SPLASHING)Oh! My waters have broken
438
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,320
Oh, my God, my baby's coming!
439
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,760
Oh!
Hm. Convincing.
440
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,200
This is our glorious dungeon.
441
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,520
But instead of ghosts and ghouls,
we have works of the finest art.
442
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,840
JIM: 'The perv paintings,
they're in B7.'
443
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,840
Er, Geraldine.
Hm? Sorry, dude.
444
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,840
Do you mind if we have a look in B7?
No, no, no, B6 first.
445
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,000
They more traditional Lowrys.
446
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,040
B7 is his um...
447
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,480
(CLEARS THROAT)
..lesser seen work.
448
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,160
As a Lowry connoisseur,
I would be honoured...
449
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,960
Yeah... if you would show us
these ones first.
450
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,480
Go on!
Go on. Yeah, yeah, go on!
451
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,160
Come on then. (GIGGLES)
452
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,920
Oh!
There they are.
453
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,360
Shall I er, reveal them?
454
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,760
If you would, I'll be made up.
I'm excited for this.Fantastic.
455
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,400
Here we go.
Right.
456
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,800
Fucking hell.
Wow.Whoo.Yeah.
457
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,840
Mm.
OK.
458
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:51,160
Outstanding. It's a lot to take on
board.Weird.A lot going on.
459
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,640
OK.Yeah.Now they're very...
(CLEARS THROAT)
460
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,520
I'm gonna say imaginative.
Oh, aren't they?
461
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,000
A little... away
from his more familiar terrain.
462
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,640
Yeah.Definitely.
I'd say... I mean that's...
463
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,080
Fucking bellend.
It's massive, innit?
464
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,440
It's too big.
Mammoth.
465
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,960
Expressionistic.
466
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,080
I think they're wonderful.
(GASPS SOFTLY)
467
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:16,280
So erotic. They shouldn't be hidden
down here, they should be up there,
468
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,880
out and proud,
alongside his matchstick work.
469
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,720
I agree. But, alas,
not everyone feels the same.
470
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,400
It's a crying shame.
It is really.
471
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,440
Well, I tell you, while were here,
472
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,200
we may as well give these minges
a quick wipe down.
473
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,520
Well, I'll let you get on with it.
You've got a lot to get through.
474
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,880
Thanks for your help, Geraldine.
Go on. (CHUCKLES HEARTILY)
475
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,520
Great job, great job.
476
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Thank you very much. Ha-ha!
477
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,400
Right, lads.
478
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,680
Let's bag 'em!
479
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,760
Get rags from your van and find
water. She needs the hospital.
480
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
No, no, no, I used to be a nurse,
so I can deliver this baby.
481
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,440
Carol, you were a nurse in a porno!
482
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,360
Well, I did deliver one baby this
year. We can drive her, in our van.
483
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,600
No, not necessary.
Yes, yes, necessary. Very necessary.
484
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,360
They can take her in their van,
Carol. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
485
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,600
Good idea.
But we're gonna need all of you.
486
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,880
OK? All of you. Come on.
Oh, fuck! OK. It's OK.
487
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,920
(DISTANT SIREN WAILS)
488
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,000
Oh, God.
It's the police. The police.
489
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,320
They could be going anywhere, Erin.
490
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,200
Ash, there's a robbery going on
and there's sirens.
491
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,560
Where else would they be heading?
Fuck. Ring Vinnie.Cardi.
492
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,520
Cardi. It's Sugar,
S-she's having the baby.
493
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,760
Oh, God. Sugar's having the baby.
(GASPS)
494
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,000
She's having the baby now. I need
to be at the birth. Wait, no. Ash!
495
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,720
And the p-police are coming.
(SIREN WAILS)
496
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,960
Fucking hell.
Ssh! You lot...
497
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,440
Hi.Ohh.
What are you um...
498
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,480
Now, I know what this looks like.
It doesn't look good.
499
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,960
It doesn't look good.Um...
But there is a very good reason...
500
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,400
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)What the
fuck?! Dude, what are you doing?!
501
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,160
Tie her legs. No, No, don't...
Shut the fuck up and tie her legs.
502
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,080
What the fuck are you playing at?
Are you mental?
503
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,520
(MUFFLED CRY)Listen, Davey.
She's a nice lady, she -
504
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,840
Shut the fuck up!
Do you want her shouting?
505
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,240
What you doing?
Leave her.(MUFFLED CRY)
506
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,480
Fuck! Listen, I'm taking this out.
Please don't scream.
507
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,880
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
We'll get it all back. Promise.
508
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,440
Eh? I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry.
Davey, you fucking arsehole.
509
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,160
What the fuck is wrong...
Fucking thing.
510
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,920
Arh! What the fuck
is wrong with you, Davey?
511
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,240
Oi, you're out of order.
That's a nice lady, that.
512
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,640
Look, that nice lady was about
to fuck up this whole operation.
513
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,760
We don't fucking hurt people.
That's not what we do.
514
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,240
We don't work like that, man.
Shut the fuck up.
515
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,600
Fuck!
Just hang on. Hang on.
516
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,640
(PHONE RINGS)
We can't stop, Vincent!
517
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,160
Stop. It's fucking Meena.
Will you shut up?
518
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,680
What's going on? Police. There's
sirens. Get the fuck out of there.
519
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,040
Police. Police. What? Shit.
We need to get out of here now.
520
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,920
Where are you going?
Take the fucking stairs! Oh, my God.
521
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,400
I am not going back to prison,
Vincent.
522
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,880
No MacDonaghs
are gonna go to prison.
523
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,600
No, but...
Toodle pip. No, no, no.
524
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,800
Don't fucking leave me here man.
Shit, dude.
525
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,240
(LIFT BELL PINGS)
Oh, my God.
526
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,400
Fuck!
527
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,160
Fuck my life!
528
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,000
Course there's no fucking reception.
529
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,120
Christ on a fucking bike.
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)Ooh, shit.
530
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,000
Vin! Vin!
Oh! Arh!
531
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,480
Sugar's having the baby!
Eh? She's having the baby.
532
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,040
Is she doing a good job?
No, she's really having the baby.
533
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,360
Really? She's gone into labour.
Oh, my fucking God.
534
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
Get the little one,
get the little one.
535
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,200
Quick!
536
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,240
(TYRES SCREECH)
537
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,240
♪ HOLE: Celebrity Skin
538
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
We're gonna be all right.
539
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,600
Oh, shit.
540
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,320
What?
Fuck.
541
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Oh, shit.(SIREN WAILS)
Maybe they're not for us.
542
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,760
(GASPS)
Oh, fuck.
543
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
♪ THE BLACK KEYS: Howlin' For You
544
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,600
Vin.
545
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,440
It's OK.
546
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,160
Vin.
547
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,960
It's all right.
548
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,640
Fuck it!
(GASPS)
549
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,120
Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin.
550
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,520
Vin! Shit. Arh.
551
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,720
It's all right.
Shit. It's all right.
552
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,560
It's not all right. No, we'll
get rid of him. I can lose him. How?
553
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,880
Vinnie, please. It's all right,
sweetheart. Shit, still there.
554
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,680
Fuck!
555
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,840
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Vin. Vinnie.
556
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,680
Vinnie, they're gaining on us.
They're n-They are.
557
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,320
They're not, sweetheart.
(SHRIEKS)
558
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,680
They're fucking gaining on us.
They're catching us up, Vin.
559
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,840
They're not, sweetheart.
Vin. Vin.
560
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,080
It's all right. Calm down.
561
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,880
(SCREAMS)
(HORN BLARES)
562
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,680
Shit. Fuck!
It's all right, love.
563
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,080
(SCREAMS)
(HORN BLARES)
564
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,880
I'll get us out of it.
It's all right.
565
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,040
(HORNS BLARE)
566
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,080
Oh, my God.
Nice. (LAUGHS)
567
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,280
Come on!
568
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,160
Fuck. Fuck!
(LAUGHS)
569
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,040
We've got to get off the road. This
is a shortcut. I know a shortcut.
570
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,320
It's fabulous.
571
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,360
Fucking hell Piece of piss
572
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,760
Not a piece of piss
As per the usual, got away with it.
573
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,160
Just. Just.
574
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,280
(LAUGHS)
575
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,320
Fucking lunatic.
Have a little bit of faith.
576
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,560
Whoo. All right.
See what I mean? Scot free.
577
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,840
Oh, fuck me!
578
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,720
(TYRES SCREECH)
(SCREAMS)
579
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,480
(TENSE MUSIC)
580
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,680
Oh, fuck me.
(GASPS)Are you all right?
581
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,760
I think I've hurt my arm.
Fucking hell.
582
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,440
Can you get out on your side?
No, I'm wedged.
583
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,360
Yeah. Are you?
I think I'm wedged too, yeah.Fuck.
584
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,640
Right, now...
we need to get the belts off.
585
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,640
Try and use your weight.
Can you manage? I'll do yours.
586
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,480
Think so. No! Don't do mine.
587
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,120
You do yours and I'll do mine.
OK.
588
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,160
One, two, three?
Yeah. One, two, three.
589
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,000
(SEAT BELTS CLICK)
(HEAVY THUDDING)
590
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,040
Are you all right, sweet?
Yeah.
591
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,520
Are you through? Yeah,
I've got through. Through? Yeah.
592
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,680
There's enough space. You all right?
No.No.
593
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,640
(GRUNTS) Fuck.
I'm so sorry.
594
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,480
(THUDDING)Come on!
I can't do it.
595
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,160
Mine's wedged an' all.Fuck.
It's stuck. Yeah, we are.
596
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,480
Fucking hell.
Shit!
597
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,000
We'll have to call someone. Do you
know where we are? Not really. No?
598
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,200
I'll drop a pin on me phone,
won't I?
599
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,840
(INHALES AND SNIFFS)
Oh, my God. I can smell petrol. Eh?
600
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,720
I can smell petrol.
Vin, we're in a fucking crashed car!
601
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,760
I can smell petrol. We're gonna
blow up, aren't we? Calm down.
602
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,400
HELP! Sweetheart, oi, oi -
(SCREECHES) HELP!
603
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,360
I'm having a panic attack.
Stop. Sweetheart, look at me.
604
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,760
Just for a minute. Oi.
I can't get out, Vin.Oi.
605
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,040
Calm the fuck down.
Listen to me now.
606
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,200
When have I ever let anything happen
to you? You don't get that choice.
607
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,160
I do.No.I fucking do.
We've been in worse situations
608
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,240
and always got away with it,
haven't we? Yeah, so far.
609
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,920
One day your luck's gonna run out.
Gonna get yourself fucking killed.
610
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,920
(SIGHS) Oh, fuck.
611
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,960
Today might be the day. It's not
today, is it? How do you know?
612
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,800
You haven't got some guardian angel
looking out for you.
613
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,880
Look what happened to Dylan.
Oh, for God's sake. Fuck sake.
614
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,640
Dylan is fine, I know he is. How do
you know? Why hasn't he come back?
615
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,400
Why hasn't he been in contact
with us, even on the fucking sly?
616
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,760
(SIGHS)
617
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,480
Do you know how many times
I've had to lie to Tyler?
618
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,480
Tell him that he's happy
and he's gone away somewhere.
619
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,440
I can't I tell him that Uncle Dylan
got snatched in the night
620
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,920
and we haven't seen him since,
can I?
621
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,920
(SIGHS)No, not that, obviously.
Fucking hell.Exactly.
622
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,800
I mean, it... it's not my fate, Vin.
623
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,640
I'm not gonna wait for you
to have a fucking car crash.
624
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,680
I'm gonna get a fucking phone call
625
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,640
and someone's gonna tell me
your guardian angel let you down.
626
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,160
Or you've been finished off
by McCann, the MacDonaghs, Manolito.
627
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,080
Fuck sake. Is that the only thing
that's keeping you here?
628
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,160
No, of course it's not.
Course it's not.
629
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,120
But all those things
that I wanted when I as younger...
630
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,120
..all those things I thought
I would have done by now.
631
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,960
I love you, Vin.
632
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,200
You're amazing with Tyler.
633
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,280
And you're loving, you're loyal,
but... Just... stop a minute.
634
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,640
Do you know there's nothing more...
there's nothing more I wanna do
635
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,800
than give you a love
in this fucking crashed car.
636
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,080
Because I do love you, you know.
I'm in love with you, madly.
637
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,600
And I get fucking lonely, you know.
638
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,840
I know I do it to myself. I just
can't bear how bloody lonely I get.
639
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,520
Can't be normal.
640
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,080
I just can't be what people need.
641
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:27,040
It's fucking horrible. I can't be
what people need from a person.
642
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,840
(TEARFULLY)
So frustrating all the time.
643
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:36,280
(SOBS) So it just...
fucking consumes me,
644
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,120
the moods and that, and I just
don't wanna give it to anyone.
645
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,960
Cos when you love someone
you only want 'em to be happy.
646
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,800
You know?
647
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,320
And if... if letting you go...
648
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,800
..if that means you will be happy,
that's what I wanna do.
649
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,840
I wanna let you go.
650
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,080
I let you go.
651
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,720
And you need to let me go too.
652
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,080
I love you.
653
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,120
♪ CILLA BLACK: You're My World
654
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,200
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
655
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,120
No, don't go too fast.
656
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,480
The wheels go spinning. Ash!
Sugar, can you -Ash! Fuck off!
657
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,600
♪ You're every move I make
658
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,120
♪ Other eyes see the stars
659
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,960
♪ Up in the skies
660
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,560
♪ But for me they shine...
661
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,040
(GRUNTS)
662
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,080
Arhhh!
663
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:56,080
♪ For the sun above...
664
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,480
Oh.
665
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,920
(CRIES OUT)
Oh, God.
666
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,920
Ohh!
667
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,920
Oh, my... (SHOCKED LAUGH)
668
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,040
♪ With your hand
669
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,960
♪ Resting in mine...
670
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,840
Hiya, son.
Dad?
671
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,640
I just thought I'd give you a call.
672
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,120
(BABY CRIES)
673
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,320
(BABY CRIES)
674
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480
He looks like JJ!
675
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,480
And maybe a bit like me?
676
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,200
Ohh.
677
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,360
He's here.
(CHEERING)
678
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,480
Come on then, give us the details.
679
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:51,000
She's massive, Tom. No, that's um...
that's too much information.
680
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,720
DYLAN: 'Vin?
681
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,480
'I'm sorry
I've not been in touch erm...
682
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,400
'Listen, Manolito knows...'
683
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,440
He knows that you know about him.
684
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,320
And he fucking....
He scared me, man.
685
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,360
He told me to run. Told me things
would happen to Tyler and Erin.
686
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,320
(THUDDING)
'And I believed him.'
687
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,680
I hate myself for it but I thought
maybe it's my chance to start again.
688
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,400
Hey!
'A new life.'
689
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,160
Cos back there I...
690
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,040
..I fucked it.
691
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,120
I fucked it all up.
I really miss you, dude.
692
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,400
Um... be careful, all right?
693
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,400
I love you, man.
694
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,800
I love you.
695
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,400
(PHONE PINGS)
Oh, my God!
696
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,760
(GASPS)
(GIGGLES)
697
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,760
Yay!
698
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,320
SUGAR: Who's this?
699
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,600
(BABY CRIES)
700
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,760
You OK, Tommo?
Yeah.
701
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,480
(BABY CRIES)
Are you all right?
702
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320
(PHONE BUZZES SOFTLY)
703
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,640
(Yeah.)
(PHONE BEEPS)
704
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,680
A situation has arisen
with Vincent O'Neill.
705
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,560
What kind of situation?
706
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,200
Don't worry,
it's nothing I cannot handle.
707
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,360
Do whatever you need to do.
708
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,200
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
709
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,280
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
710
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,000
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
711
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,360
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
712
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,560
♪ Give me the strength to carry on
713
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,600
♪ Give me the strength
to carry on... ♪
714
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,760
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