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* MTV ♪
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We now return to hour four
of the "Hoarders" marathon.
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His daughter told us
it was bad,
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but nothing prepared us
for this.
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Let's watch something else,
Butt-Head.
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- Uh...
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no way.
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Those chicks at school said
they love this show.
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And now we must figure out why
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so that we can score with them.
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You've hit rock bottom,
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but we are going to help you
get your life back.
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Whoa!
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Whoa, she is really
into this dude.
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Look at that.
- Whoa.
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You think she's gonna score
with him?
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- Uh...
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Of course she is.
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Just look at her go.
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Ooh, things are getting
out of hand here.
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Whoa.
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No wonder chicks love
this show.
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They like to score
with disgusting hoarder dudes.
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We know what we have to do.
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It is time to become hoarders.
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Let's fill this house
with garbage.
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- Cool.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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How are we gonna fill
this house with garbage
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when it's full of all this crap
you left on the floor?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I guess we better
clean it up.
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And done.
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We did it. Yeah.
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We sure did.
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And now let's get to work.
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Hello.
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I'm Gary Ray Smith,
the Knitting Man.
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Welcome to my first episode
for my YouTube channel.
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This episode is called
"How I Learned to Knit."
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Huh.
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Oh, boy. [snickers]
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Did you get that, Beavis?
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It's called,
"How I Learned to Knit."
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The Knitting Man's
origin story.
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The boring-gin story.
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So first of all, I want
to say why I started--
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By day, he's an interesting
man that people wanna be with.
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But then by night,
he becomes Knitting Man,
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the most boring person alive.
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He bores his enemies
to death. [snickers]
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Able to put
an entire building
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full of people to sleep
with one story.
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Look up there.
It's somebody cool.
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It's somebody I wanna
hang out with.
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No, it's Knitting Man.
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So it looks like there
aren't any floats,
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and I say it's
a no-float method,
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but really, there are floats.
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They're just one stitch long.
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What a lying sack of crap
he is.
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He just said there
are no floats,
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but there are floats!
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See?
- Yeah, really. [chuckles]
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Kids could be watching this.
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I mean, it's one thing
to bore everyone to death,
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but don't lie.
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I mean, the truth
is boring enough!
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My wife, by the way,
is called the Knitting Widow
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because she--
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Because she wants to kill me.
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People often ask me,
"Does your wife knit?"
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And the answer is, she can--
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His wife is made out of yarn.
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Why are you doing this
with your life?
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And some of that.
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There we go.
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Now let's go check out
our new chick magnet.
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Whoa.
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This is cool.
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Cool.
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We're hoarders now.
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It's time to go tell
those chicks at school.
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And then we'll bring 'em
back here
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and let nature take its course.
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Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
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Um, uh, Butt-Head?
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Um, where's the door?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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Um...
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maybe it's this way.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this looks familiar.
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Uh, here we go.
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Oh.
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We're here again.
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Uh, maybe it's this way.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, okay. Here we go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I think the door's
over here.
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Chicks, here we come.
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- Yeah.
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Right this way.
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Eh.
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Oh, this is it. Yeah.
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Um...
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Um, uh, is this the same place?
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Uh, I think so.
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- Um...
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um, Butt-Head?
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We can't find the door.
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Are we stuck in here forever?
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Uh...
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this sucks.
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Uh, where's the door,
damn it?
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- Um...
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I can't remember if the house
used to have a door.
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It had walls.
I do remember that.
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They were cool.
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But, um, you know,
you gotta admit,
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um, it's kinda cozy this way,
you know?
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Pretty cozy. Yeah.
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Uh...
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I think the door is over there.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, don't touch the newspapers.
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No.
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Uh, why not?
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I just like 'em
where they are.
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Don't touch 'em.
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They're just old newspapers, dumbass.
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Yeah. But I-I might wanna
read 'em.
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You can't even read.
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I might learn, though,
you know?
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From the newspapers, you know?
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Like, maybe there's, like,
a "How to Read" section
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in there or something.
Just don't take 'em.
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I have to move
the damn newspapers
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so we can get out
of the damn house.
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They're good newspapers.
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Those newspapers are
worth $200, I bet.
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Yeah. I could sell 'em.
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Don't touch 'em.
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Beavis, you butthole.
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We finally became hoarders
and now all you wanna do
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is hang on to all this stuff
you don't need.
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Those chicks are at school
right now,
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waiting to score with us.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah.
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Yeah, scoring.
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Yeah, sorry, Butt-Head,
I just got a little crazy here.
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I forgot what's
really important.
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Let's go score.
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Good.
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Or are you just trying to
trick me out of my newspapers?
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- Damn it, Beavis.
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No!
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- Uh...
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No! No, no!
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No! Ahh!
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Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, can you hear me?
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Are the newspapers okay?
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Can you see 'em?
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Beavis, you're a dumbass.
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I'm getting used to it
in here.
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It's nice.
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Very comforting.
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Ahh.
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Whoa.
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After all that crap fell
on you, I can, like,
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see the window and stuff.
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We can escape.
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I'm gonna climb out of here
and go talk to those chicks.
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Fine. Go ahead.
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Well, I'm leaving, Beavis.
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Good. Yeah.
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Got everything I need
right here.
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Got newspapers and--
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and the darkness and, um--
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whoa.
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Whoa, there's some empty cans.
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That reminds me of when
I was a kid.
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Yeah.
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Okay, Beavis.
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If that's the way
you want it,
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I'll go score by myself.
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Yeah, maybe bring some chicks
back too, you know,
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if they like empty cans,
you know.
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Uh...
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ahh!
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Damn it.
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Whoa, look.
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I bet this mayonnaise
is still good.
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If I ever get out of here,
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I'm gonna kill you, Beavis.
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Don't wanna eat it yet,
though.
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It could be worth something,
you know?
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Yeah. It's a collectible.
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Oh, no.
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Now we gotta halt construction
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while the police come
check this out.
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Well, I didn't see it
if you didn't see it.
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Now, I've noticed recently
that you guys have
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had some trouble concentrating,
mm-kay.
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Um, what?
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And believe me,
I understand why.
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The world is so full
of injustices,
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and worrying about them
can cause your generation
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a lot of stress.
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Uh, huh?
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What?
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You know, I was hoping your
parents would come
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to this conference,
but since they're not here,
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it makes it easier
for me to recommend
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non-Western medicine.
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Have you boys
ever tried acupuncture?
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It's the only thing that
helped me with my vegan gout.
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Now, don't worry.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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Uh, okay.
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I'm going to put
a small number of needles
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in your skin--
- Uh-huh.
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To balance
your body's energy.
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- Okay.
- And these needles will
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make you feel relaxed
and calm--
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- Uh-huh.
- With a general sense
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of well-being.
- That sounds like it sucks.
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- Okay.
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I'm getting the first needle
ready for insertion.
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Insertion.
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Now just hold still.
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Here comes the first needle.
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Hey, that's a needle!
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Ahh!
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Um, so when are you gonna
put those needles in?
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I did.
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I put in about 50 needles.
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Oh, so you did.
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What do you know.
Feels pretty good.
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Very relaxed and calm
and, like, some other stuff.
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Yeah.
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- He tried to stab me!
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I'll kick your ass!
- Someone call the police!
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Can you excuse me
for a minute?
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Stop choking me,
you butthole!
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Oh, my God!
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- Ahh.
- No!
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It feels so good,
I'm gonna go outside
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and walk around
and enjoy the day.
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♪ Doo doo-doo doo doo ♪
- Don't touch me!
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Me and my needles.
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Oops.
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- Hey, Beavis.
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You won't believe what
that acupuncture butthole tried
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to stick in my face.
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I was gonna--
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What was it?
Sounds interesting.
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What the hell
is on your face, Beavis?
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What do you mean?
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It's full of needles.
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Oh, you mean the needles.
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Yeah.
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Of course I'm talking
about the needles, dumbass.
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Oh yeah, they're just sitting
in my face, I guess.
270
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,552
You know, it feels really nice.
271
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,655
It's like my energy
is balanced or something.
272
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,725
What are we watching?
273
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,094
Damn it, Beavis.
274
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,130
Get those needles out
of your face right now.
275
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,765
Oh, no, no.
276
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,133
No, why would I do that?
277
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,936
I've never felt better
in my life.
278
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,974
Beavis, you weird
son of a bitch.
279
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,708
I'm gonna kick your ass.
280
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,410
You know, Butt-Head,
you might feel calmer
281
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,046
if you had some needles
in your face.
282
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,215
- Damn it, Beavis.
283
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,716
- Ahh!
284
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,385
Ow.
285
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,388
Ahh, I sure do love
my needles.
286
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,356
Yeah.
287
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,357
Hey, everyone. It's Doug.
288
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,893
I hope you're doing well.
289
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,527
In today's video, what I'm
actually gonna be showing you
290
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,262
is the basic fry scream sound,
291
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,663
how it's made,
how it's created.
292
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,201
Uh, ice cream sound?
293
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,702
Yeah, what's that?
294
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,805
♪ Above the talk ♪
295
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,909
Whoa. Did you hear that?
296
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,211
He just sang
"Butt-Head sucks."
297
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,179
- Uh...
298
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,547
he did?
299
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,317
♪ Above the talk ♪
300
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,686
♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
301
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,856
- * Above the talk ♪
- Uh...
302
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,391
damn it. [chuckles]
303
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,461
I'm gonna kill this guy.
304
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,729
Yeah, I've been saying
"Butt-Head sucks"
305
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,231
for a long time, but,
you know,
306
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,698
I never thought about,
you know, singing it, you know?
307
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,367
Like, really belting it out,
you know?
308
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,002
- * Talk ♪
309
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,472
Beavis, I'm gonna belt
your face out.
310
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,841
You know, I gotta hand it
to this guy.
311
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,843
I don't sing it as good
as he does, you know?
312
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,413
You know, I say just, you know,
"Butt-Head sucks,"
313
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,983
but he says--
- * Above the talk ♪
314
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,251
Damn it, Beavis.
315
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,585
That's not even what
he's saying.
316
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,488
He's saying, like,
"a-vuv a sock"
317
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,990
or something. [chortles]
318
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,459
No, no. That's just
his Australian accent.
319
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,629
I think there's, like,
a number-one song in Australia
320
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,565
called "Butt-Head sucks."
321
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,467
- * Talk ♪
322
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,502
Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.
323
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,805
And I'll show you even
close up.
324
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,675
- Whoa.
325
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,643
What is that thing back there?
326
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,512
Looks like a nut sack
or something.
327
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,448
Um, actually Butt-Head,
328
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,584
that's called your "uvulvia."
329
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,286
It's actually really useful
'cause, um--
330
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,487
'cause it helps you go--
331
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,722
* Butt-Head sucks ♪
332
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,657
Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
333
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,626
- So it's step two now.
334
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,728
We actually wanna create
the fry sound.
335
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,030
And it's like this. Like--
336
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:36,036
Uh, he's trying to make
a fry sound?
337
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,139
Like when you put the fries
in the fryer
338
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,174
at Burger World?
339
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,542
Oh, yeah, yeah.
340
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,111
Yeah, you know what that
sounds like?
341
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,445
It sounds like this:
342
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,715
* Butt-Head sucks ♪
343
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,650
Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna clobber you.
344
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,719
Remember the one time
that customer came in?
345
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,654
He said, um,
"I'll have the, uh"--
346
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,823
* Butt-Head sucks ♪
347
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,992
Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
348
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,195
I-I'm not saying you suck,
Butt-Head.
349
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,896
I'm just singing the song.
350
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,533
And, you know, the words
to the song just happen to be--
351
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,302
♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
352
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,537
Ahh!
353
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,572
Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
354
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,179
Why would anyone wanna learn
to talk like that, you know?
355
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,182
Uh...
356
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,420
I don't know. [chuckles]
357
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,189
I can do it longer
than that.
358
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,424
Check this out. [snickers]
359
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,733
Uh...
360
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,535
okay, Beavis. You win.
361
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,808
Uh... Beavis, you already did
it longer than me.
362
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,743
You don't need to keep going.
363
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,547
Uh...
364
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,449
Damn it, Beavis. Stop.
365
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,185
- I win.
366
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,787
Anyway, uh--
367
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,355
- This guy should--
368
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,957
damn it, Beavis.
369
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,693
Cut it out.
370
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,196
You're gonna, like,
suffocate or something.
371
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,165
That would be cool.
372
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,505
Are you ever gonna stop,
Beavis?
373
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,074
♪ Butt-Head su-- ♪
374
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,311
♪ Above the talk ♪
375
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,712
Butt-Head--
376
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,180
Butt-Head--[coughs]
377
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,881
I can't talk. [coughs]
378
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,484
You look kinda, like,
purple or something.
379
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,754
It looks cool.
380
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,225
I think my uvula fell off.
381
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,492
It's on the floor.
382
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,094
I think it rolled
under the couch.
383
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,762
Cool.
384
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,231
Butt-Head--
385
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,666
I--I need to go
to the hospital or something.
386
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,035
- Uh...
387
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,570
no way, Beavis.
388
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,539
He warned you.
389
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,741
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
390
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,609
Come closer.
I gotta tell you something.
391
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,179
Uh, what? [snickers]
392
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,081
No, closer.
I can't talk very loud.
393
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,184
Is that as close as you can
possibly get?
394
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,586
- Uh, yes, Beavis.
395
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,321
- Okay.
396
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,690
If I die,
397
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,194
there's something
I want you to tell my mom.
398
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,997
Put your ear right next
to my mouth so you can hear.
399
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,334
I want you to tell her...
400
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,069
* Butt-Head sucks ♪
401
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,537
Ahh! Ow!
402
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,439
Damn it, Beavis.
403
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,275
* Dum de-dum dum ♪
404
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,445
God damn it, Beavis.
405
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,013
* Bum bum bum ♪
406
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,483
Beautiful day, isn't it?
407
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,219
Ahh. Feeling good.
408
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,554
Damn it, Beavis.
You're embarrassing me.
409
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,856
What's your problem?
410
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,925
You're right, Butt-Head.
I do have a problem.
411
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,497
My problem is that
I need more needles.
412
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,465
These are great.
413
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,501
♪ Ba-dum bum bum ♪
414
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,102
♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
415
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,839
This oughta do it, yeah.
416
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,475
Do you have a dressing room
where I can try these on?
417
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,943
W-what?
418
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,545
No, I'll just try them on
in the bathroom.
419
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,813
Yeah.
420
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,915
Yeah. This is gonna be cool.
421
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,885
♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪
422
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,925
I feel good today. Yeah.
423
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,329
I'm not even gonna
look at you, Beavis.
424
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,765
Guess why.
425
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,668
I'm not gonna give you
the satisfaction.
426
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,102
Check this out, Butt-Head.
427
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,205
I can play "Enter Sandman"
on my face.
428
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,573
Look at this.
429
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,710
See that?
430
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,280
See?
431
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,423
I feel the best I've ever felt,
Butt-Head.
432
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,559
But you know what's gonna
make me feel even better?
433
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,363
Beavis, if you say
"more needles,"
434
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,332
I'm gonna beat the living crap
out of you.
435
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,734
Oh, no, no, no.
436
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,636
No, no. That would be silly. No.
437
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,638
No, I'm talking about
spanking my monkey.
438
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,274
Yeah.
439
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,676
Make a great day even better. Yeah.
440
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,411
♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪
441
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,645
♪ Ba ba ba bow ♪
442
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,015
Okay. Just gonna sit down here.
443
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,717
Go ahead and pull down
my pants.
444
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,653
It's not easy
445
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,622
'cause my hands have
all these needles.
446
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,892
It's tricky.
447
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,295
And here we go.
448
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,297
Ahh!
449
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,531
My schlong!
450
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,965
Ahhhh!
451
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,667
There's needles in my schlong!
452
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,735
Dahh!
453
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,203
Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!
454
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,671
I-I mean, no, wait.
Don't come in here.
455
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,573
- That kid is a dumbass.
- No! No!
456
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,237
Chirp.
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