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-(screams, grunts)
-(snarling)
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*
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- Hm. Hm.
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Hm. Hmm.
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Hm. It works!
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The Betterman Leaf Weight works!
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Phil Betterman, one.
Wind, zero.
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Now, I must share this
glorious news with the others,
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and bathe in their apt praise!
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(laughs)
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Behold, the Betterman Leaf-- Eh.
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Anyone in here? Nope.
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Well, well, well...
they're not in the well.
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Hello?
(echoes)
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Anybody?
(echoes)
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Where is everyone?!
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(laughter)
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Oh, they're just going
on a hike without me.
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Hm?
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They're going
on a hike without me!
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* Let's live wild,the world's our own *
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* We built this wheelnow it's gunna roll *
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* You know a sparkbecomes a fire wherever we go *
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* Whoa-ho-ho *
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* Stuck together,stuck, stuck together *
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* It's an evolutionfor worse or for better *
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* To find some unity *
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* For all humanity *
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* Becausewe're stuck together *
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* In one big family tree *
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- It's fortunate
I caught up with you
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to share this
scientific breakthrough.
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And so, through the phenomena
of mass and absence of motion,
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the Betterman Leaf Weight
holds the leaves in place.
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- Uh, that's it?
That's all it does?
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- Yeah, can you eat it?
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- What? No.
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Don't you see?
It holds the leaves in place.
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Do you know what would happen
to the leaves without it?
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- They'd move?
Because they're leaves?
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- Precisely.
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Hm?
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- You did it again, Dad.
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Oh, so, Grug? Can we play
one of your fun games?
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-(laughs) Wha-- Oh, a game, huh?
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I'm not sure now's a good
time for that because
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we're standing on lava!
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- Everyone move! Everyone move!
-(all laughing)
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- What? There's no lava here.
What's wrong with you people?
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-(laughing)
- Have you been poisoned?
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- No, Phil.
It's a game Dad came up with
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to make hiking more fun.
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- Yeah, Grug makes
everything more fun.
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- Bearacudas! Play dead!
(grunts)
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- This game is my favorite.
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Because I get to lie down and--
(snores)
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- But you want this hike
to be fun, eh?
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Well, why don't we fashion
a rudimentary compass
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and triangulate our position
using the sun?
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- Now, that's a good time.
-(shouts): Fire!
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- Log roll!
-(all grunting)
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- There's no fire.
Have you gone mad?
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Wait. I understand now.
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You're pretending
there's a fire.
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All right, I'll play.
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(grunting)
Yes! This is...
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rather amusing! Gah!
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I've rolled onto
the Betterman Leaf Weight.
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My latest triumph
is also my undoing. (groans)
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Hope,
you think I'm fun, right?
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- I think you're fun
in your own way.
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- So, you think I'm fun.
- That's not what I said.
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- It's exactly what you said
with a few more words.
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- Phil, you're not hearing me.
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Grug is fun. He's wild,
he's loud, he's unpredictable.
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He's like a child trapped
in a man's body.
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- So you don't think Grug is fun.
- Gah! That's not what I said!
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- It's exactly what you said.
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If you'd said something
completely different.
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- You don't have
to compete with Grug.
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- Just be Phil.
- Excellent idea, Hope.
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I'll give everyone
a dose of Phil fun.
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(yells, grunts)
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- Not what I said!
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PHIL:
Thank you for joining me.
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Though, if I'm being honest,
you should be thanking me.
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- Thanking you for what?
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- For this!
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I'm calling it
the Betterman Sound Stick.
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I know how much
you all enjoy fun,
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so here's some fun
for your ears!
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(playing off notes)
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- When does the fun start?
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- It sounds like
that stick is crying.
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- It sounds like it needs
to be put out of its misery.
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- I'll do it!
- Let's not be so hasty.
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Just because
it isn't fun now doesn't mean
it won't become fun.
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- Maybe, we just need some drums.
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(grunts, drums)
Ooh, yeah. There we go. Come on!
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ALL (chanting):
Grug! Grug! Grug!
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-(plays faster)
-(Phil growls)
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(chanting continues)
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- Kapaw!
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- Ah!
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-(Phil sighs)
-(chanting continues)
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Hello, science enthusiasts.
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I'm-- Oh, wait.
Where are the others?
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- Oh, they, um,
said they were, uh, busy.
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- Oh, they're not busy.
They just didn't wanna--
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Oh, right. They told us
to tellyou they're busy.
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- Smooth.
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- As I was saying,
I'm Physics Phil.
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- I thought your name was Phil.
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- It is, but I added "physics"
because today,
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we're going to learn about--
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- Ooh! Tongues!
- What? No.
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We're learning about physics
and other sciences.
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- So, why isn't your name
Physics and Other Sciences Phil?
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- Or just Science Phil?
- Silence!
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- Wait. Silence or Science?
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- Stop talking at once!
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- Got it.
Definitely Silence Phil.
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- Ugh.
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Now, I'll need a volunteer
for our first experiment.
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Anyone?
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Anyone at all?
Ah, yes! Dawn!
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- I think you should pick Thunk.
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-(sighs) Fine.
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- It's Thirsty Thunk today, Phil.
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You're not the only one
with a cool nickname.
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- Thirsty Thunk?
Why? Are you thirsty?
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- No, why do you ask?
- You just said-- Ugh.
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-(chuckling)
- Never mind.
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Now, what do
you think will happen
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when I release this papaynapple?
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- It'll hit me in the face?
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- See?
Now we're getting somewhere.
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This is gonna be a blast.
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- Wrong! Watch.
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Isn't science fun?
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- Not as much fun as I thought,
but you can't win 'em all.
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- Yeah, it'd be way more fun
if it hit Thunk in the face.
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- I agree, and it's my face.
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- Sorry your experiment
didn't work, Dad.
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- It did work! That's the point!
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- Ooh! Papaynapple punching bag!
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(wind-up effort)
Gah!
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(cheering)
ALL: Grug! Grug! Grug!
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(Phil growls)
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the first of what
I hope will be many
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thoughtful and whimsical
discussions
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on topics of my choosing.
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(slow claps)
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- Hey, Phil.
- Where is everyone?
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Aren't they interested
in my thoughts and my whimsy?
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- Uh, I think they
were busy... again.
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- Wait, we don't have to be here?
-(Guy clears throat)
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- Oh, right.
I-I'm supposed to say
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I'm happy to be here,
so you don't feel bad.
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- Very well.
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Then I suppose
it's just you and me
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and every observation
I've ever had about everything.
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- Oh no.
This is gonna take forever.
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(whispers):
He has so many observations.
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- Maybe, he's gonna
blow our minds?
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- Ahem.
What's the deal with rocks?
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- Or maybe not,
but I'm not giving up hope.
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- Some rocks form
when magma solidifies
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and crystallizes beneath
the Earth's crust.
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- See? I didn't know that.
- I don't wanna know that!
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- Interesting note, sediment can
consist of rocks and minerals.
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(chuckling)
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Yes, I suppose sediment
is an amusing word.
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(chuckling)
Now magma, in turn--
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-(Guy and Thunk chuckling)
- I certainly don't think magma
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is a laughing matter.
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-(chuckling)
- What is so funny?
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Ahh! Who is doing that?
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Grug?!
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-(Grug laughs)
BOTH: Grug! Grug! Grug!
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- Aww, Douglas!
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(growls)
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(melancholy music playing)
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- Hmm.
- Hey, Phil.
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I've never seen anyone
swing so sadly before.
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(Phil sighs)
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- Ah! (groans)
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- I stand corrected.
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- I just don't understand.
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Science, music,
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extensive and compelling
lectures about rocks.
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What else could I do
to prove I'm fun?
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- Well... maybe
stop trying so hard
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to be something you're not.
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- Hmm. Hope, you're a genius.
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I should start trying to be
someoneI'm not. Grug!
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- That's not what I said!
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-(laughing)
- EEP: Whoa!
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- Woo! Yeah!
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(grunts)
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- Oh no! I lost the coconut!
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- Don't do it, Dad.
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- Oh, wait, never mind.
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-(Eep laughs)
- I found another one!
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-(Grug grunts)
-(Eep screams, laughs)
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- Woo!
(laughing)
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- What a preposterous
concept.
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Humans don't even
look like coconuts.
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Erase your intellect, Phil.
Be Grug.
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Oh no!
I cannot find mycoconut.
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- Dad, you're holding it.
- Oh, right,
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but where is my other
anthropoid-shaped coconut?
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- Ooh, there she is!
- Dad, no.
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- This is a bad idea.
-(Phil grunting)
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-(grunting) Ah!
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- Well, the good news is that
could've gone a lot worse.
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(groans)
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- Looks like I found
another coconut!
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-(Grug laughing)
- No, no, no, no, no!
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- I'm not a coconut! I'm a man!
-(Grug grunts)
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Ahh!
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- Okay, Sandy.
You hide and I'll hunt you.
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(growls happily, giggles)
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One... two,
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the number
that comes after two--
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- What's going on here?
Why are you covering your eyes?
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Have you been staring
at the sun again?
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- No, Sandy and I are playing
hunt-or-be-hunted.
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Sandy hides
and I look for her.
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- Yes, Grug. I know how to play.
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I don't need
your game-splaining.
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- Now, where could
Sandy be hiding?!
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A-ha!
(grunts)
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- She won't answer you
because she's hiding from you.
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- I know that, Phil,
but it's fun for Sandy.
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- There must be a more efficient
way to locate your daughter.
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Perhaps, we should fashion
a rudimentary compass
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and triangulate her position
using the sun?
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- No, Phil, because the hunting
is fun for me.
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(chuckles)
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(Sandy giggles)
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- Sandy, I've found you!
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- The game is over!
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- You have lost!
- Phil!
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(confused, sad growls)
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- Now, wasn't that fun, Sandy?
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-(angry growls)
- Ah!
248
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,910
- Okay, guys, everyone ready?
249
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,079
ALL: Mm-hm.
- Yeah!
250
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,124
- On the number that comes
after two, we throw--
251
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,752
- Fear not, Phil's here, which
means the fun can begin!
252
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,088
- Oh, you wanna play, Phil?
Great!
253
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,883
Okay, here we go.
One... two,
254
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,428
- the number
that comes after two--
PHIL: Time out!
255
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,972
-(all sigh)
- Yes, Phil?
256
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,224
- We're trying to hit each other
with the bounceberries.
257
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,059
- Do I have that right?
- That's the idea.
258
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,270
- How barbaric, and wasteful,
259
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,272
and messy,
and... did I say barbaric?
260
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,107
- It's a game.
It's supposed to be fun.
261
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,610
- You don't have to tell me that.
I live for fun like this.
262
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,237
It is the very air I breathe
263
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,865
and the water
that quenches my thirst.
264
00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:01,786
- Okay... One, two--
265
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,496
- Time out.
-(all sigh)
266
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,792
And we're also trying to avoid
being hit by the bounceberries.
267
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878
- Is that correct?
- Yes, Phil.
268
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,797
- Now, can we just play?
- Of course.
269
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,466
- One--
- Time out!
270
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,383
-(all sigh)
- What?!
271
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,052
- Is it possible to play
272
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,472
without throwing
or being struck by fruit?
273
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,058
(grunts, yells)
274
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,355
Hmm.
275
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,775
- So, I heard about
the bounceberries.
276
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,026
- Ahh!
277
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,613
- I think it's time for you
to leave the fun to Grug, Phil.
278
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,864
Fun is his thing.
279
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,284
- Right, and science is my thing.
280
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,662
I'll use science to isolate
the fundamentals of fun!
281
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,539
Or the fun-damentals.
282
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,834
- Fun-damentals and fundamentals
are the same word.
283
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,961
- I'll invent a Funometer
to measure fun.
284
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,631
I'll prod and I'll probe,
study and quantify,
285
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,840
analyze and dissect.
286
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,634
And when I'm done,
I will have wrung
287
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,678
the very life out of fun!
288
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,639
- Doesn't that sound fun?!
-(sighs)
289
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,851
- These spark peppers are
supposed to be insanely hot.
290
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,812
- So, why are we eating them?
- For fun!
291
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,481
- And because we're hungry.
292
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,402
- Mm.
293
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,575
- Guys, I'm,
I'm not feelin' anything.
294
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,453
Ahh!
(laughs)
295
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789
-(laughing)
- Ahh!
296
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,374
- Ooh!
- Ha!
297
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,458
(panting)
298
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,252
(laughing)
299
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,926
- Hmm... spicy is fun.
300
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,222
-(Gran grumbling)
- Hm?
301
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,228
- Gah! Nice try, Sandy,
302
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,730
but you'll have
to try harder the ne--
303
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,064
-(Sandy growls)
- Gah!
304
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108
-(growls)
-(laughs) Ah!
305
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,819
You made my heart stop.
Do it again!
306
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,488
(laughing)
307
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,949
- Hmm... scary is fun.
308
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,909
(yells, grunts)
309
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,413
- Woo!
-(both laughing)
310
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:13,126
- Too fast! Too fast!
- Okay, let's stop!
311
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,670
- No, no! Faster! Faster!
312
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,380
(laughing)
313
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,592
Woo! Wee!
314
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,595
- Hmm... speedy is fun.
315
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,016
They want fun?
I'll give them fun.
316
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,351
I'll give them so much fun
their smiles
317
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,227
will be permanent proof
of the fun
318
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,439
to which I gave rise
for the rest of eternity!
319
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,150
(evil laughter)
320
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,528
Stop staring and start laughing!
321
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,864
Sorry, I was just
waiting for my turn.
322
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,700
(maniacal laughter)
323
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,785
That's better.
324
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:51,164
GRUG: No way!
-(all laughing)
325
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,041
- Woo-hoo! I've done it!
326
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,459
- Ah!
- Done what?
327
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,004
- Created the scientific zenith
of fun in one location!
328
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,465
- Phil, are you okay?
You're vibrating.
329
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,301
- Yes, with fun!
And also, lack of sleep,
330
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,304
but mostly fun!
Follow me!
331
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,473
(plays flute)
332
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,729
- Well, watching Phil
lose it should be fun.
333
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,523
*
334
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,778
-(Grug exhales)
-(Guy grunts)
335
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,321
- Well, this looks fun.
336
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,657
Unsettling, but fun.
337
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,283
- Phil, what is this?
338
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,870
- Welcome to Phil's Fun Farm!
339
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,707
Step inside through my mouth!
340
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,375
(plays flute)
341
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,669
- I've never walked through
a mouth before.
342
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,172
- The last time I did,
I almost didn't walk out.
343
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,341
Because I was being digested!
344
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,803
- C'mon, everyone.
Let's get this over with.
345
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,681
DAWN: Mom, is Dad broken?
- It's complicated, Dawn,
346
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,183
but the short answer is yes.
347
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,437
- Welcome to Phil's Fun Food.
348
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,188
- Are those pies?
349
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,899
- Indeed.
We've an assortment of treats
and refreshing lemon drink.
350
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,111
- Well, this isn't so bad.
In fact, it all looks delicious.
351
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,448
- Delicious andfun.
Take a bite and you'll see.
352
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,204
(growling)
353
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,254
- Mmm. Well, it's delicious,
but where's the--
354
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,839
Wha!
355
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,091
(coughs)
Phil, what's in this?
356
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,302
-(giggles) Lava peppers!
357
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,722
Based on my research,
eating spicy food is fun!
358
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,601
-(coughs) Yeah, Dad,
but lava peppers are too spicy.
359
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,730
- I can't feel my face--Ah!
-(coughs) Water! I need water!
360
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,274
- How about some refreshing
lemon drink instead?
361
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,736
-(gulping) Ah, much better.
362
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,988
Ahh!
363
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,324
- There's lava pepper
in the lemon drink!
364
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,409
- Isn't that fun?
- I have been on your side
365
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,453
this whole time, Phil,
but you're starting to lose me.
366
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,122
- Haa, I'm never
eating pie again.
367
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,916
Ooh, bug nuggets.
368
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,125
- Thunk! No!
369
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,879
- Relax, guys.
They're fine-- Ahh!
370
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,756
- Follow me for more fun!
371
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,133
(playing spritely tune)
372
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,307
- Science says fear is fun,
373
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:19,396
so enter Phil's Fun Frights...
if you dare.
374
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,023
- Phil, what's in that cave?
375
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,149
- Fun!
376
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,110
- All right,
this looks promising.
377
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,528
I'm pullin' for ya again, Phil.
378
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,906
- Pfft, I'll go.
Phil can't scare me.
379
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,202
Phil, I don't get it!
380
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,995
It's pitch black in here.
381
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,207
How can I be frightened
by something I can't see?
382
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,167
-(roaring)
-(Grug gasps)
383
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,420
(Grug screams)
384
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,674
You sent me into
a bearacuda cave?!
385
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:51,177
- Why?!
- Ah! (giggles) Because fun!
386
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,555
- You're one twisted mister,
Top Knot.
387
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,182
In my day,
fun like that started wars.
388
00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,520
- Phil, breathing fire and being
mauled by bearacudas isn't fun!
389
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,938
What is wrong with you?!
390
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,817
- Yeah, I've had enough
fun for today. Let's go.
391
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,778
- No! Don't go! Please!
392
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:12,032
There's just one more attraction
and I promise you'll love it.
393
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,742
- Phil, why are you
doing all this?
394
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,411
- Because Grug isn't the only
one who's fun around here,
395
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,912
and I'm about to prove it.
396
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,874
- Quickest way out of this
is to just go along with it.
397
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,418
GRUG/EEP/GUY: Mm-hm.
- Fine.
398
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,713
- Wonderful!
I appreciate your enthusiasm.
399
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,757
Follow me-- Ah!
400
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,803
(mimics flute)
401
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:41,186
And now, I present...
Phil's Fun Fast Fest!
402
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,437
EEP:
Whoa.
403
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,397
- What're we
lookin' at here, Phil?
404
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,399
- You're looking at
the ride of your lives.
405
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,568
You'll go up, down,
round and round,
406
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,111
upside-down, sideways,
407
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,654
and all things in between.
408
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,823
- Is that it?
409
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,452
-(gnawing)
- Sandy, don't eat your seat.
410
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,830
- We're riding in corn!
- Until it stops or pops!
411
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,707
(Guy grunting)
412
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,669
- I think this is the one, Phil,
413
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,254
but these vines might
be a, a little tight.
414
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,631
- They have to be tight...
- Ooh!
415
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,384
- ...or you'll fly off the ride.
- Already havin' fun!
416
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,136
- Excellent. Keep your arms down
if you wanna keep them.
417
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,138
-(all gasp)
- Just kidding.
418
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,848
But keep your arms down.
419
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,559
Are you sure
you're not interested
in the ride of your life?
420
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,312
- To get the worst
motion sickness of my life?
421
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,480
No, thanks.
422
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,482
Besides, life is my ride,
423
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,150
Phil, and you're the loops.
424
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,946
- I'll take it.
Let the fun times roll!
425
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,532
(maniacal laughter)
426
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,661
- Just promise me
this thing is safe.
427
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,247
- I promise it's going
to be great fun.
428
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,331
- That's not what I said.
429
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,626
- Is this as fast
as it's gonna go?
430
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,461
- I run faster than this.
431
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,923
- I feel bad, and my dad
tried so hard to be fun.
432
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,801
Maybe we should all pretend
we're having a good time?
433
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,636
- I'll try,
but I might be sleeping
434
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,513
by the time
we get to the bottom.
435
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,392
- Yeah, this thing's so slow,
I'm enjoying it-- Ah!
436
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,894
(all screaming)
437
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,689
- I've done it, Hope!
438
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,483
They're having fun,
which means I'm fun!
439
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,777
- And that makes
doing all this worth it?
440
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,279
- Completely!
441
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,532
- This... is... awesome!
442
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,368
(all screaming, laughing)
443
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,912
- Wow, they're going
pretty fast, Phil.
444
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,039
- Not fast enough
445
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,290
because fast equals fun,
446
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,375
which means
more speed equals more fun.
447
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,793
It's science.
448
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,919
(all screaming)
449
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:36,301
-(laughs) I'm gonna be sick...
in a good way!
450
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,844
- My insides
feel like my outsides!
451
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,763
(Thunk screaming)
452
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,724
- Maybe you should slow it down.
453
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,477
- What? Why? They're
having the time of their lives!
454
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,772
- Hee-yah!
-(all screaming)
455
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,404
- That's fast enough, Phil! Phil?
456
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,032
- Fast is fun,
fast is fun, fast is fun!
457
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,580
Perhaps you're right.
Leave them wanting more,
458
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,333
and if they don't slow down,
it's possible they'll hurtle off
459
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,834
the tracks to
their certain demise.
460
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,589
- But is crashing fun? Let's see!
- No, crashing isn't fun!
461
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,841
- You know what?
You're right. It isn't.
462
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,718
(grunts)
Interesting.
463
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,306
-(grunts) It seems to be stuck.
- Fix it, Phil!
464
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,934
-(grunts) Ah!
465
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,144
(all screaming)
466
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,854
- I said fix it, not break it!
467
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,398
- Technically, you didn't
say that last part.
468
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,066
- Phil!
- Yes, right! On it!
469
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,943
(all screaming)
470
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,362
Um, uh, c-carry the one.
471
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,489
Uh... I've got it!
472
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,533
(heavy breathing)
473
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,159
(grunting)
474
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,746
(heavy breathing)
475
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,666
- Phil!
476
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,211
(slow motion screams)
477
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,632
(slow motion breathing,
grunting)
478
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,971
(all screaming)
479
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,640
- Ah! (panting)
480
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,518
(screaming)
481
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,812
(all grunting)
482
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,566
-(panting) Are you okay?!
483
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,776
(all heavy breathing)
484
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,155
- That... was... awesome!
485
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,240
GRUG (laughs):
Awesome!
486
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,660
--Yeah!
-(all cheering, laughing)
487
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,162
(Phil breathing heavy)
488
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,707
- You did it, Phil.
You just did it.
489
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,084
(triumphant music plays)
490
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,839
- Seriously, that was the most
fun I've ever had, Phil!
491
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,675
- I had so much fun,
my brain shut down.
492
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,427
What happened? Where are we?
493
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,805
- Oh, man! I knew
you could do it, Phil.
494
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,557
Don't get me wrong,
I had my doubts.
495
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,017
Then, things turned around.
496
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,810
I guess you could say
it was a real,
497
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,979
whatever that thing is ride.
498
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,941
(chanting):
Fun Phil! Fun Phil! Fun Phil!
499
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,903
ALL (chanting):
Fun Phil! Fun Phil! Fun Phil!
500
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,533
- I promise I won't tell them
you almost killed them
501
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,827
if you promise
to stop trying to be fun.
502
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,455
- I promise to keep
the fun in Fun Phil.
503
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,457
- That's not even close
to what I said!
504
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,250
- Ahh!
505
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,628
Thank you for
inviting me on your hike.
506
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,798
- Aw, hiking wouldn't be
any fun without you, Dad.
507
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,344
- Speaking of fun... Grug-quake!
(grunting)
508
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:29,307
-(laughs) Not bad, but not
as fun as a... Phil-valanche!
509
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,351
(rumbling)
510
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:35,605
- Long live Fun Phil!
-(all screaming)
511
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,403
Oh no...
It's Phil's Fun Finale.
512
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,320
(Phil screams)
513
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,614
*
514
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,628
*
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