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- [screams, grunts] - [snarling]

* *

- Berry cakes, anyone? - [excited murmuring]

PHIL: Ah, ah, ah!

Not so fast.

- When you kids finish breakfast, you need to do your chores.

That means clear your dishes, clean your huts,

and pick up your stuff around the treehouse, got it?

[overlapping agreement]

[grunting, loud chewing]

- After all, a cluttered house leads to a cluttered mind.

- [chirping] - And vermin.

[chewing, squeaking]

- But a clean house leads to-- - [rumbling]

- Devastation. - [Hope grumbles]

No need to grumble, dear. Phil is on the job.

[sighs]

* *

[groans]

[gasps, groans]

Eep's hut is still a mess? Temper your temper, dear.

- I'll handle it. - [Hope groans]

- Ah!

- Take that, surface grime!

And rescind your rage, Hope.

Dawn's debris is no match for my broom.

Ew!

Screeching eelgles! A new life form!

False alarm. It's merely a filthy hairbrush.

- Yah!

PHIL: I'm at a loss.

Thunk's banana peel pile defies reason.

And yet, it exists. [sniffs, gasps]

Also true of that stench...

- [groans] - Gah!

[laughter]

* *

- [echoing scream] - [rumbling, birds chirping]

* Let's live wild, the world's our own *

* We built this wheel now it's gunna roll *

* You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go *

* Whoa-ho-ho *

* Stuck together, stuck, stuck together *

* It's an evolution for worse or for better *

* To find some unity *

* For all humanity *

* Because we're stuck together *

* In one big family tree *

* *

[laughter, sighs]

- Another epic day of doing nothing but having fun!

- [giggles] I'm exhausted. - HOPE: Ahem...

- Oh hey, Hope.

- Oh! I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

- Ah! - Oh no.

- We asked you to clean up after yourselves, but you didn't!

Instead, Phil has been cleaning up after you all day!

And now, you want dinner?!

- Yes, please! - Well, here's what I want.

I want all of you out of my sight for the rest of the night!

- Where do you want us to go? - Ooh! Can we go camping?

- I don't care where you go, as long as you go!

- Now! - [all panting]

- Would now be a good time to request bug-ritos for dinner?

Spicy, but not toospicy.

- Get out! - [Thunk shrieks]

* *

- Why did we come all the way out here to camp?

- When Mom's mad, it's a good idea

to get as far away as possible.

And, based on her mood,

walking until we couldn't recognize anything

seemed like the right distance.

- She's not wrong. We are messy.

- Yeah. We should help more around the treehouse.

- And clean up after ourselves.

- But I always clean up after myself.

- I'm surprised Hope didn't throw us out sooner.

- [creature howling] - But I'm glad she didn't.

- I'm not sure what's scarier, my mom or these woods.

- Your mom. - Eh, I don't know.

I think this is Gorgwatch territory.

- Gorgwatch? What's that?

- Ah, just an old legend.

- Or the most terrifying menace in these woods.

One of the two.

Gorgwatch is a giant monster,

with green glowing eyes, blue fur, and sharp talons.

THUNK: Yep! And he loves corn.

That's why he leaves a trail of corn cobs

wherever he goes.

GUY: And when he stalks his prey,

- he makes this haunting sound. - [low growl]

- [mouth pops] - Hm? Ah!

- Is it haunting? - Sure! Listen.

[mouth popping] Right?

- Hm? - Whoa.

I wish I could do that!

[grunting, squishing]

- Well, that doesn't sound so bad.

- Oh, and it's a merciless predator

who devours anything that crosses its path.

- That sounds bad. - Relax.

Gorgwatch is just a dumb story.

When we were little and couldn't fall asleep,

Gran used to tell us about Gorgwatch,

which kept us up even longer. Remember, Thunk?

- Thunk? - Wait, where did he go?

- Maybe he went to find a snack?

- Uh, Thunk isn't really a hunter-gatherer.

He's more of a wait-for-someone- to-bring-him-food-erer.

- [mouth pops] - Guy, stop making that noise.

- I'm not doing that... See? - [mouth pop]

- Okay... So I guess that means it could be...

- ALL: Gorgwatch! - We gotta find Thunk!

[all panting]

- Thunk? Can you hear me?

- Unless you can't because Gorgwatch has you,

and now he's coming after all of us and we're all doomed!

- Dawn, there's no need to panic.

- Sorry! I'm just telling it like it is!

- Guy, do you see anything?

- Guy? - Oh no! Gorgwatch has him, too!

- Dawn! - Sorry, Eep,

I just call 'em like I see 'em.

- Listen to me. Gorgwatch isn't real,

so Guy and Thunk are fine.

[mouth pops]

- That came from over there. - [mouth pops]

- And now it's coming from over there. - [mouth popping]

- Oh, it's coming from everywhere!

- Don't worry, Dawn. There's two of us and only one Gorgwatch.

- Yeah, but there were four of us a minute ago.

- Not helping... - Sorry! I'm just keeping it real!

[mouth popping continues]

- [both screaming] - [growling]

- [grunting] - [landing blows]

Ow! Why would y--Stop! Ow! Stop hitting me! Ow!

- Guy? - Thunk?

[both laughing]

- No, it's Gorgwatch! - [pop]

Turns out, I cando that.

- [laughs] We got you so good!

- No, you didn't. We knew it was you.

- You knew, and you didn't tell me?

- She didn't know. She just doesn't wanna admit she was scared.

- Now, I don't know what to believe!

- I wasn't scared, Guy, and I'm going to sleep.

- Good night! Don't let the Gorgwatch bite.

[growls]

Kidding! Kidding!

- Or was he? - No, I was. Good night!

Thunk, too much of a good thing.

- What? That's impossible!

* *

[snoring]

[wolf howling]

- [sighs] I really wish I was home right now.

- I really wish the kids were home right now.

[Phil snoring]

And that Phil was out there instead.

What was your favorite part about last night?

- I don't know, T-Bone. There were so many great parts.

Roasting moss-mallows over a campfire,

sleeping under the stars...

But if I had to pick one, it'd be scaring Eep and Dawn.

[laughs]

- That was my favorite part, too.

- Great minds. - You didn't scare us.

- What are you talking about? I was up all night.

I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life!

- [Eep clears throat] - I mean, didn't scare us at all.

- It's okay to admit it, Eepy-kins. Fear is normal.

Plus, you are so cute when you're scared.

- I think you mean hilarious.

"Oh, please! Don't eat me, Gorgwatch!"

- I never said that.

- But your face did.

- Easy, Thunk. Let's quit while we're ahead.

- What? Why would anyone do that?

[Eep grumbles]

* *

[rumbling]

- Well, that was a lot of fun.

- Yeah. [nervous laugh] For you.

- I wonder what's for breakfast. - Only one way to find out, T-Bone.

To the kitchen.

- [mouth pops] - Ah! Oh, sorry.

I keep forgetting Gorgwatch isn't real.

- Not real yet.

- Right...

- Wait, I-I don't understand. - Revenge, Dawn.

I'm talking about revenge.

- Oh. That's the "yet" part.

Revenge.

[deep, maniacal laughter]

[even deeper laughter]

- Too much? - Not at all.

Because revenge is a dish best served cold.

- Cold revenge. - [deep, maniacal laughter]

- Okay, that's enough. - Okay.

* *

- Ah... Oh. - [Phil snoring]

- Hope, my dear, you look exhausted.

- Yes, Phil, because I've been up all night,

worrying about the children.

Maybe I was too harsh about the chores.

- Nonsense. We expect them to perform

a few menial tasks around here,

and they're consistently derelict.

You were completely justified in your unhinged rage.

- But throwing them out for the night?

They're just kids.

- I'm sure they'll be agreeable to household labors

after a night in the wild,

fending off crowverines and bearacudas.

- Oh no. I never thought of that! What if they get eaten?

- Highly unlikely.

True, Dawn is a gentle, innocent soul,

and Thunk is beyond helpless,

but Eep and Guy are very capable.

They'll keep themselves and the others safe.

Unless they get eaten first, of course.

- Oh no. Kids? Kids!

Kids? You in here? I...

* *

[growls] Another mess.

- Indeed, which means they did make it home alive,

and that's good news! Right?

- You should've listened to me when you had the chance!

No more Mrs. Nice Hope!

- Are you talking to me or the kids?

- The kids! Why am I doing this alone?

Where are Grug and Ugga? Why is no one helping me?

- I'm helping you-- And you're not listening to me.

* *

- Ugga! Grug!

I'd appreciate it if you'd get Eep and Thunk to do their chores.

After all, they're your children.

[foreboding music]

[sighs] I don't know why I expected something different.

- [snoring] - Stars above! Were they poisoned?

* *

- I could watch Flower all day.

- But it's not doing anything.

- I know. It totally gets me.

- Mm...

You know, we should probably pick up these baskets.

Hope was pretty upset about us not doing our chores.

- You're right. We'll do 'em.

Right after Flower.

- [Eep screaming] - [Guy gasps]

- What was that? - Oh, it's just Eep screaming.

- What? [gasps] - [Dawn screaming]

- And that was Dawn screaming.

- [Eep and Dawn screaming] - [Guy gasping]

And that was Eep andDawn screaming.

- We gotta do something!

- Yeah. I can't hear Flower over all that screaming.

- Thunk! - Right, right, right.

We-we should check on 'em.

[panting]

Everything looks normal here.

- What are you talking about?

These claw marks don't look normal.

- Something is definitely wrong. - I'll say. Look!

No one can just take one bite of pie.

It's impossible. [grunts]

* *

- Blue fur. And more claw marks and paw prints.

Do you know what has blue fur, sharp claws, and huge paws?

- My dad? - No! Gorgwatch!

- I-I thought Gorgwatch was made up.

- It is, which makes this whole thing

verysuspicious.

- I don't know. Unfinished pie is as real as it gets.

- Maybe. Maybe not. Let's find out.

- Good call. I'll start by getting some answers out of this pie.

[animals calling]

[gasps] Corn cob! That means Gorgwatch was here.

- Or it means someone left a corn cob for us to find.

- Why would anyone do that?

I mean, pie, sure,

- but a corn cob? - Don't you see, Thunk?

The girls are setting us up. Think about it.

We scare them with Gorgwatch. Now suddenly,

Gorgwatch captures them the next day?

- That does seem a little on the nose.

- It sure does. Here's how it went down.

Eep and Dawn got a bunch of fur,

probably from your dad because he's so hairy.

Then, they painted the fur blue

and took bites from a lot of corn cobs.

Then, they trashed their rooms

and left a Gorgwatch trail for us to follow!

- Exactly. Or...

Gorgwatch is real,

he turned into a slice of pie,

and I ate him.

I ate Gorgwatch! [sobs]

I'm a monster who ate a monster!

And it was delicious!

- Anything's possible, except that.

So, let's go with my theory. Now, Eep and Dawn

are leading us out to some secluded place to scare us.

- Shame on them.

- Thunk, we did it to them first.

- That's right! Shame on us. Hm!

- Okay, here's the plan.

We'll play along and pretend we don't know.

- But we do know. - Right,

but we're pretendingwe don't.

You know, like how we pretended

we got captured by Gorgwatch yesterday.

- That was yesterday? Boy, time really flies, doesn't it?

[Eep and Dawn screaming]

DAWN: Help!

* *

[both panting]

[Thunk gasping]

GUY: Check it out.

An open gate. And more claw marks.

And they're leading us off the farm.

Man, Eep and Dawn are dedicated!

- Paw print. Corn cob.

Blue fur. Corn cob.

Corn cob. Corn cob. Corn cob!

Paw print. Blue fur. Corn cob.

Paw print? Corn cob. Corn cob!

Corn cob. Blue fur.

Corn cob. Paw print? Corn cob.

- Paw print? - Thunk! Not every thought

- has to be said out loud. - Why not?

- DAWN: Help! - [Thunk gasps]

- I think we're getting warmer! - Really? What tipped you off?

- DAWN: Help! - That screaming! Can you not hear that?

- Is your hearing okay, Guy? - It's fine. Now, remember,

pretend we don't know what's going on.

- Oh, I don't have to pretend.

[both panting]

DAWN: Guy! Thunk!

Thank goodness you're here!

- Dawn! We heard your screams

and rushed out here. We were so worried!

- Are you okay? - It was terrible!

Gorgwatch snuck into our rooms, dragged us out here,

and tied me to this tree!

- Uh-huh. Sureit did.

- What are you talking about?

- You just wanted us to come out here

so you could scare us, but we figured it out.

- Didn't we, Guy? - Thunk! What happened to our plan?

- Wait, you-you wanted to do that today?

- [sighs, clears throat] Sorry to ruin your fun, Dawn,

but we know you did this to get back at us.

- No! No, you're wrong. I mean, yes,

Eep and I were gonna do that, but then Gorgwatch got us! I swear!

- Wow. You're really committing. [laughs]

And boy, you tied these vines tight.

Tell Eep she can jump out and scare us now.

EEP: Help!

- Eep? - Guy-Baby!

Hurry up and untie us!

Gorgwatch is gonna be back any second!

- Don't know how you did it, but that's a pretty good trick,

- tying yourself to trees. - Guy!

Quit fooling around! We're all gonna get eaten!

- [mouth pops] - Thunk, stop doing that!

- That wasn't me! - GUY: Hm...

- Really? Does it look like I can do a mouth pop right now?

I'm tied up!

- I'm telling you, it's Gorgwatch!

- [mouth pops] - [all gasp]

- It's getting closer! - [mouth popping]

- Uh, T-Bone, let's untie these two and get outta here.

- Yeah, way ahead of you, G-Man.

- [scared panting] - [mouth popping]

[popping faster]

- Guy, what's taking so long? - [low growl]

- Please! Please, hurry! - [struggling]

- The Gorgwatch is here! - [mouth popping]

[straining]

[growling]

[mouth popping]

[Guy and Thunk screaming]

* *

[chirping, chattering]

[squeaking] - Hey!

- [laughs] - Belt! After all we've been through?

[squeak]

I trusted you!

BOTH: [laughing] Gotcha!

- That'll teach you to scare us.

- Yeah, mess with the Gor, and you get the Gwatch!

I don't even know what that means!

- It's okay to admit it, Guy-boy.

Fear is normal. Plus,

[baby voice]: you're so cute when you're scared.

- Oh, the corn cobs were my idea.

Though I did have to eat a lot of corn.

[happy chewing]

- Dawn, you don't have to eat any more.

- Now, I can't stop! [chewing]

- Well-played.

Looks like the scared have become the scarers.

Thunk and I are truly humbled. Right, Thunk?

- Guys, I had the weirdest dream.

[shrieks] Corn cob!

* *

- Dawn, what was your favorite part of the day?

- Well, my least favorite part was eating all that corn.

- Did you mean your favorite part

was scaring Guy and Thunk?

- Oh. [laughs] Yeah.

But seriously, that was too much corn.

- Don't worry. We're gonna get you back.

- Why don't we call it even

and end the circle of scare right here, right now.

- Fair enough. Besides,

we gotta clean up this mess before Hope throws us out forever.

* *

- Not so fast! What's in it for me?

- [gasps] Sold! - So, what should we clean up first?

- Eh, should we do it tomorrow?

- I'm bone-tired. - Yeah, when we're fresh. I'm beat.

- Not me! I'm gonna catch the rest of Moon.

I wanna see how it ends.

- It ends with sunrise. - No spoilers!

GUY: Good night! Don't let Gorgwatch get you.

[laughter]

- Oh, Moon, you are full of it tonight!

[laughs] Wait,

is a full moon a bad thing?

[mouth pops]

* *

* *

[scratching]

[snoring]

- DAWN: Eep, wake up. - Huh? Hm!

[scratching continues]

- It's Gorgwatch. We're gonna die.

- Dawn, that scratching is just

Guy and Thunk pranking us again.

- But we agreed to end the circle of scare.

- Yeah, right. Like those guys are gonna stick to that.

- [Guy snoring] - [scratching]

[grunts]

- Guy? Are you making that scratching sound?

- Yes, Thunk. I was sound asleep... - [scratching continues]

but I have the power to scratch walls from inside my dreams.

- Really? How do you do that? - Thunk, I was being sarcastic!

- Oh, well, in that case, Gorgwatch is here,

and we're gonna be his next meal.

- Thunk, it's just Eep and Dawn messing with us again.

- But what about the circle of scare?

- Oh, it's about to come full circle

for Eep and Dawn. [laughs]

[both laughing]

[laughing louder]

[maniacal laughter]

- I have no idea why we're laughing.

[clears throat]

[dramatic music]

* *

- So!

You thought you could scare us again.

- Congratulations. It worked.

- We're not trying to scare you. You're trying to scare us.

- We had a deal, sealed with pie. You don't go back on that.

- Okay, but if it wasn't us, and it wasn't you...

- Maybe it was Belt and Sash. - Nope.

[snoring]

- What about Gran and Sandy? - Nope again.

[snoring]

- [mouth pops] - Eep, stop it.

- [mouth pops] - I-I didn't do that. Thunk!

- [mouth pops] - I didn't do it.

- Okay, if Guy didn't do it, and Thunk didn't do it,

and-and Eep didn't do it, I guess I did it.

- [mouth pops] - But, I didn't do that.

- That means G-G-G...

Gorgwatch!

- There is no Gorgwatch!

[all gasp]

[snarl]

- Tell that to the corn cob.

- [low growl] - [all gasp]

[snarling, mouth popping]

ALL: Gorgwatch!

[panting]

* *

- I can't believe this is really happening!

- I can't believe we took the elevator.

Stairs would've been way faster.

- Yeah, but no one would expect us to take the elevator

'cause it's such a dumb idea.

I mean, we're like fish in a basket.

- [slicing] - [screaming]

[all panting]

- [loud roar] - [screaming]

[mouth popping]

[all panting]

- [mouth popping] - [screaming]

Do you guys hear that?

- No. I don't hear anything.

- Exactly. I think we lost Gorgwatch.

- [snarl] - Think again.

- [roar] - [screaming]

- [all panting] - [mouth popping]

- [panting] - [snarl]

[screaming, panting]

[Dawn screams]

[Guy and Thunk scream]

[all panting]

- Why did we take the elevator again?!

- Because no one would expect us to do something so dumb twice!

- [snarling] - [all scream]

- [doors thud] - [screaming]

- Mom?

- Come with me if you wanna live.

I always knew Gorgwatch was real, and now it's here!

We have only one chance to survive this,

but only if you all do exactly as I say!

[overlapping agreement]

Now, we need enough space to fight it off,

so everyone grab a basket and stack it against the wall.

[kids panting]

[panting]

Now, we need weapons. Eep, get a broom.

Dawn, grab those coconuts.

Guy, pick up those forks.

- What about me? - Grab those!

THUNK: Banana peels?

Oh, right. To make Gorgwatch slip and fall.

- So now what? We just wait for the monster

- to show up? - No! You!

Put the bowls and plates back on the shelves.

You throw those banana peels in the garbage.

You start sweeping and don't be afraid to get under the couch.

And you scrub those forks until you can see your reflection in them.

- On it!

- Scrub the forks? - [mouth pops]

- Oh no! It's almost here! Hurry!

[all panting]

- I still can't see my reflection.

- Scrub harder!

- I'm scrubbing with all I've got!

[panting]

[grunting]

- Hm... Hm?

- [gasps] - [all panting]

- Guys... - [panting continues]

- Guys! - KIDS: Huh?

- We're not fighting Gorgwatch.

[mouth popping]

[growling, mouth popping]

[snarling]

* *

[screaming]

We're cleaning up our mess.

- That's right! And I must say,

this room looks wonderful!

- Mom? Dad?

You guys are Gorgwatch?

That's right. [mouth popping] Corn, anyone?

- Uh, no thanks.

Actually, yes. [laughs]

[chomp]

- So you woke us up in the middle of the night,

chased us around the farm,

and made us think we were gonna die

just because we didn't do our chores?

- Exactly.

- Mom!

- I know it's extreme,

but you can't argue with the results.

Look around. This place is immaculate,

and it better stay that way.

Because if it doesn't,

who knows what could happen.

[echoing mouth pops]

- I'm gonna go clean my hut now.

KIDS: Me, too.

- And problem solved.

- Almost.

* *

[snoring]

[low growl]

[snarl]

[mouth popping]

* *