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- [screams, grunts] - [snarling]

*

[grunting]

- Chunky! Hey, buddy!

Up for a rumble? And no biting this time.

I promise to keep my teeth to myself.

[grumbles]

[howling in distance]

Wolfspiders.

PHIL: Ooh. Almost there...

And they said the wheel couldn't be reinvented.

- Ha! [gasps] - [howling in distance]

Wolfspiders.

*

- Little trick from my wandering days, Douglas.

Gotta work smarter, not harder. You're welcome.

[howling in distance]

Wolfspiders... Hm.

[growling]

- [Grug sighs] - PHIL: Step aside, Grug.

I built this farm, which is why

I've built the Betterman Tresgasser to protect it.

It emits toxic gas that makes intruders go away.

- I wish youwould go away

'cause this is a punch problem, Phil,

and that means I'mthe guy.

- Did someone say "Guy?" [laughs] Good call.

I know how to take care of wolfspiders.

Had to deal with them all the time

when I was out there on my own. Voilà.

[imitates angelic singing]

Wolfspiders love scream fruit.

I will use it to lure them away.

- Hm? - [roaring]

GRAN: Thunder Sisters!

- [women screaming] - [coughing]

- Or the Thunder Sisters will take care of it. Again.

* Let's live wild, the world's our own *

* We built this wheel now it's gunna roll *

* You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go *

* Whoa-ho-ho *

* Stuck together, stuck, stuck together *

* It's an evolution for worse or for better *

* To find some unity *

* For all humanity *

* Because we're stuck together *

* In one big family tree *

[snarling]

THUNK [echoing]: Where there is darkness,

there is also light.

A beacon of hope known as...

the Thunder Sisters!

- [yells] - Fireheart!

- [grunts] - Bloodhorn!

- [yells] - Sister Sunset.

[growling]

- Seeker. - [growling]

- [grunting] - Bog Water!

[grunting]

[yelling]

Queen O'Wimmins.

[panting] And me! Thunk!

Drink up. Fighting is thirsty work.

[all yelling]

- You know why we're not out there? You two.

- Me? It's not my fault. It's Phil's fault!

- Oh, a-and your fault. - That's true, if by my fault,

you mean I'm totally blameless,

and you two are to blame in every way.

- [yells] What are you waiting for, hot shots?

Get in there!

Oh, wait. You can't because you got yourselves

stuck in a web.

- [laughing] - [struggling]

- EEP: Gran, look out! - Ah!

[roaring]

[yelling]

Gah! Nice save, Fireheart!

And other Thunder Sister!

- [yelping] - DAWN: Oh yeah! [laughs]

GRAN: Well done, Thunder Sisters.

Another notch on the victory belt!

You know what that means...

- Yes! Wait, I actually don't know what that means.

- It means it's time to celebrate

with a victory feast!

[cheering]

- Hey! What about us?

[grunting]

Well, I could've done that!

If I had a spear. And I wasn't stuck in a web.

- [thunder crashes] - [Thunder Sisters cheering]

*

[sighing]

- [loud sigh] It's not fair!

Victory feasts, cool nicknames, face paint,

all the fighting you could ever want!

Why aren't weThunder Sisters?

Everyone else on the farm gets to be one.

- I'm no stranger to exclusion.

My whole life, I've been excluded by my peers, my elders,

my youngers, my tribe, my family, my pets.

And... by excluded,

I mean Iexcluded them, especiallythe pets.

- Have you guys ever just asked if you could be Thunder Sisters?

- Are you suggesting we make our deepest desires known?

- By saying them? Out loud? With words?

- Yeah. Follow me.

[both sigh]

- Here's to us winning again!

- Because we're awesome! As usual.

- I've never seen so many wolfspiders!

Except for every time we fight wolfspiders!

- It was scary and dangerous,

and I loved it!

- You want scary and dangerous?

Lemme tell you about the time

I was attacked by a ramaconda,

the most dangerous beast the Thunder Sisters ever faced.

[grunting] I was all alone,

throwing fists like my life depended on it.

The only reason I'm not dead is because

my sisters showed up and saved my--

Hey! Where'd you come from?

- Wha-- Wh-who? Us? - Yeah!

This feast is for Thunder Sisters only.

- Oh, uh-- I mean, we were-- I mean, we were [laughs]--

[sighs] we were thinking, uh...

A-a-and you can say no, and i-i-it's just an idea--

- Spit it out! - We wanna be Thunder Sisters!

- The three of you wanna be Thunder Sisters?

[laughing]

Oh, the three of you wanna be Thunder Sisters.

Well, that's... great.

- Thank you, dear. So, that's one vote in favor.

What say you, other Thunder Sisters?

- Grug, being a Thunder Sister means

you have to listen to other people.

Do you think you can do that?

- What? Look...

The point is I'd make a great Thunder Sister.

You know I can handle myself in a fight.

- Well, that's true.

- Punching is his passion. - And I think we can all agree

that this organization could benefit

from my administrative acumen and infinite inventiveness.

- That's also true. Phil's very bossy,

and his inventions are lifesavers.

One word. Outhouse.

- And I offer things, too.

- GRAN: Mm... - Oh, right. Examples. Well,

my days of surviving in the wild have taught me a thing or two.

Like the time I escaped from a couple of hungry mahi-mahyenas

by stranding myself on an island and befriending two coconuts

I named Stan and Gary.

*

- Do not get him started on Stan and Gary.

- So, are we Thunder Sisters?

- Hm, lemme think about it for a-- No!

- What? Why? - Being a Thunder Sister

is about cooperating, pitching in, and helping out.

You three rock-heads were too busy bickering back there

to bust heads!

- Come on, Gran. Give them a chance.

- That's two votes! Besides, you gave Thunk a chance.

How could we be less qualified than him?

- Sweet drink coming up, sisters.

- Just gotta grab this honey. - [bees buzzing]

- Thunk may not be brave or strong

or fast or clever,

but he's a team player,

and that's what being a Thunder Sister is all about.

- And I keep everyone fed and hydrated.

That means I'm our secret weapon.

- No, you're not! - I am though.

- Surely, there must be some way to persuade you.

- You're gonna keep bugging me about this, aren't you?

ALL: Uh-huh!

- [groans] Fine!

If you wanna be Thunder Sisters so badly,

you'll have to prove you can be part of the team

by surviving the team trials!

- Let the team trials begin! - [thunder]

- Wait! I think I hit honey. - [bees buzzing]

[screaming]

- Sometimes, Thunder Sisters get stuck in a jam.

- And we love it! - Because we always work together to get out.

So, for your first trial, all you have to do

is get out of this cave together.

- Good luck. - [both grunting]

- So, you'll leave us the vines or--

Oh. Huh.

Fair enough. Well, don't worry, fellas.

I've been trapped in lots of caves before,

and the most important thing is don't panic.

- Why would we panic? I'mhere.

I'll simply fashion a ladder from sticks and vines,

and we'll be out of here in no time.

- I've got a better idea. [grunts]

We'll punch our way out.

- There are no bad ideas, except for those.

So, let's just do what I do every time I've escaped a cave,

which, again, is a lot [laughs],

and follow the feather.

If the air can get outta here,

- so can we. - [Grug grunting]

*

Almost there!

[sticks clicking]

- I don't know why you're wasting your energy.

My ladder isthe way out.

- I just need 437 more sticks. - Hey, guys!

So, following the feather totally worked!

Just like it always does. So, follow me,

- and we'll get outta here together. - No thanks, Guy.

We're 437 sticks away from freedom.

Ooh! Make that 436!

- And this rock is getting softer by the punch!

Or it might just be my fist bones.

- [roaring in distance] - [gasps]

- And that might be a bearacuda.

And by might be, I mean definitely is.

- You were saying something about an exit? - [roaring in distance]

- 435.

- Come on, Phil! We're leaving!

- [panting] - [Phil screaming]

- Where are those numb-necks?!

- Maybe we should've put them in an easier cave.

One without walls. - Yeah, we did it! [laughs]

- Who's we?

- Where's Grug and Phil?

- Found a shortcut.

Just had to punch through a bunch of rock to get to it.

- What about Phil? - [Phil panting]

- Victory.

I located a stick stash on the way out,

and finished my ladder.

I told you I'd get us out of there.

- So, what now? Are we in?

- No! I said you all had to get out together,

but you all went solo. Next trial!

- Well, I didn't know I was going solo!

That's gotta count for something! Right?

[thunder crashes]

GRUG: So, all we have to do is get through the obstacle course

and cross the finish vine?

[scoffs] I can do this with my eyes closed!

- Funny you should say that.

- Cucumbeet slices? [gasps] Are my eyes puffy?

- Not yet. [growls] - What Gran means

is sometimes when you fight,

you can't see what you're fighting.

- Yeah, because it's dark or there's smoke

or someone steals your eyeballs!

- Some of those are more likely than others. So,

in this trial, your eyes will be covered, but you'll have each other.

- B-but none of us can see! - [Guy scoffs]

- No problem! It's like the time

I got stung in the face by a scorpulion.

Couldn't see a thing for three days,

but I still found my way back to camp.

I'll never go hiking in Venom Valley again.

- See? Guy gets it. - So, when does this start?

- Will you count down or-- - Go!

- Okay. Guys, all we have to do is stick together.

If we hold hands,

we'll get through this no problem.

You're both already gone, aren't you?

*

[grunts, groans]

[Grug pants]

[grunting]

- Okay. Um...

Ah! Oh.

- [Grug grunts] - EEP: Wow.

They're so lucky they can't see what we're seeing.

GRUG: Ow! Who put a tree in the woods?!

- I think they can do it.

- Why? Thunder Sisters work together,

and they... don't.

PHIL: [grunts] Guy? Is that you?

Why do you feel like a log?

- What are you talking about?

I mean, that first trial was a disaster,

and this one is even worse!

Oh, I see what you mean.

But, I still think they're gonna make it.

- So?! Did we win?!

[Guy panting]

- Not exactly. - Next trial!

[thunder crashes]

Thunder Sisters get hurt all the time.

We bleed, we pass out,

we lie on the ground for days, screaming in pain!

But, we never cry.

- More importantly,

we never leave a Thunder Sister behind. So,

in this final trial,

you three are going to work together

to get some wounded Thunder Sisters

- across this ravine. - [Phil gasps]

- And will you two be playing

the roles of wounded Thunder Sisters?

- I guess you are the smart one.

- Now, get to it! - [clears throat]

- [stilted]: Oh no. We are wounded.

- [stilted]: And I'm dying. Get me home,

before I snap you like twigs!

- Here's the plan. I'm gonna throw them across the ravine.

- Actually, there's an easier way-- - Wrong.

I'm going to build an intricate system of pulleys and vines

to transport them across in a tastefully appointed basket.

- Guys-- - That'll take forever. I'm throwing them.

- Grug, they were wounded in battle,

- not turned into coconuts. - Ah, that's too bad

'cause I can throw a coconut way farther than a person.

- Guys! It's a teamworktrial!

So, maybe we should work togetheras a team

and carry them across on that log!

- Too easy. - There's one thing we can agree on.

- I-I don't agree! - [overlapping arguing]

- This may be a lost cause.

- It was a lost cause before we started!

*

- I can't believe they didn't let us into the Thunder Sisters.

- I can!

We failed every one of their team trials.

There's literally no reason to let us in.

- Well, I'm not gonna let teamwork

stop me from being a Thunder Sister.

- There has to be a way. - There is.

We somehow show them that we canwork together.

- Yes! And I know precisely how to do that.

By teaming up to defeat the greatest threat

the Thunder Sisters have ever faced.

A ramaconda.

- A ramaconda? Those things are ferocious

and nearly unstoppable!

I saw one eat a volcano once!

- Yeah. I mean, I-I wanna be in the Thunder Sisters,

but not if I have to die.

- You're not going to die

because we're not fighting a ramaconda.

- But you just said we werefighting a ramaconda.

- Exactly.

- I hate it when he does that.

[hissing]

[rock music]

[yells]

[grunting]

- Hm?

* I'm gonna ride *

[straining, grunt]

* Ride it to the edge *

[struggling]

* Ride it to the e... *

* Edge... *

* To the edge! *

[intense music]

- [grunts] - THUNK: Great form, sisters!

Looking good. Hope, can I get you anything?

Water? Snack? Hot towel?

- I'm good. - No, you're great.

- Dawn? - [Dawn growling]

- [laughs] Nice attack growl.

Veryscary. Now, who needs a spritz?

- I hope they're okay. Grug doesn't handle rejection well.

- [grunts] I was really pulling for them,

but, in hindsight, Dad, Guy, and Phil together

isa recipe for disaster.

- [roaring in distance] - [Thunk yells]

- Wolfspiders? They came back for seconds?

- Nah, that's not wolfspiders.

- [Sandy growls] - Hm...

- Are you... gonna tell us what it is?

- Practice is over, sisters. It's game time.

- Guess not!

- Uh, okay. Uh, I-I'll be right behind you with some snacks

that will hopefully take a while to make,

so I'll miss whatever's making that sound.

[rumbling, squeaking]

*

- What is that?

[creaking, wheeze]

GRAN: I think it's supposed to be a ramaconda...

GRUG: Did someone say ramaconda?

Don't worry, Thunder Sisters!

The Thunder Misters will handle this!

Meet Fist Puncher! Pow!

- Intellectricity! - [zapping]

- And Guyphoon!

[imitates wind]

- Guy, why are you making that noise? - It's the wind!

Like a typhoon? Because I'm Guyphoon?

- I thought a typhoon was like a tidal wave.

- [straining]: No, you're thinking of a tsunami.

- The Thunder Misters? - PHIL: Yes!

We're a team, and we're going to save the farm.

- So, your faces...

What's happening? Tell me the story.

- What do you mean? It's face paint.

Just like you guys have.

Stan loves it. Gary, not so much.

- Please! Do not get him started on Stan and Gary.

- But [sighs], my quads are burning.

When can we get out of these poses?

- Right now! Because we're going to save the farm!

*

- [panting] - [sighs, groaning]

DAWN: Go, Thunder Misters!

You can beat that ramaconda!

- Dawn, that's not a real ramaconda.

- I know, but I still hope they beat it.

- [weak roar] - [rattling]

- You picked the wrong farm to attack, ramaconda!

[grunting]

Punch! Ah!

Because you're facing the Thunder Misters!

And the Thunder Misters

always work together!

How we doing? You think they're buying it?

PHIL: They're speechless with awe, but go easy on the punches

or our ramaconda will crumble.

You keep at it, while I prepare for the grand finale.

[yelling, laughing]

- Oh! I bet you didn't seethat coming.

Because I am... covering your eyes,

which are real! [laughs]

[whispering]: You're nailing it, Belt and Sash.

Get ready for the big finish.

- [laughing] - [weak roaring]

And you definitely won't see the finishing blow

coming from Intelli... Intellec... Intellli...

- Phil! - [roars]

PHIL: That's right! Because you're facing the combined might

of the Thunder Misters!

And the punishing ballista of...

Intellectricity!

That's how you say it.

*

[thud, clatter]

- [sloths chirping] - [creaking]

- [grunts] - [wheezes]

Behold! I have slain the great and slithering menace!

- You mean we because we're a team that does everything together!

- Isn't that right, Guyphoon? - That's right!

And it's why we would make

great additions to any other team,

should they invite us to join them.

- Indeed! We're open to all offers,

and now the mortally wounded ramaconda will breathe fire

with its last breath.

[Thunk gasps]

I said it will breathe fire!

[panting, chirp]

[creaking]

[weak wheeze]

- [pop, hiss] - Eh, close enough.

[chirping]

The ramaconda is no more!

- Thanks to the teamwork of the Thunder Misters!

- You're welcome!

- Yes! That was awesome! Great show!

- Great job. You really pulled together

to beat that shamaconda.

- There's just one problem. - [hissing]

Your fake ramaconda attracted

a real ramaconda to the farm!

[heavy footsteps approaching]

- That wasn't deliberate,

but it is a testament to the craftsmanship of our--

[screams]

[roaring]

[screaming]

- Thunder Sisters! Attack!

- [yelling] - Uh, Thunder Misters!

A-also attack!

[half-hearted yelling]

[screaming]

[roars]

[yelling]

- Okay. Eep and Dawn, hit the head.

Hope and Ugga, body blows. Sandy, take out the tail.

- Okay, Eep. Boost me.

[yelling]

- [grunting] - [roars]

EEP: Dawn one, ramaconda ouch.

PHIL: Did someone say ouch?

Because I'mbringing the pain!

The ballista pain. Ah!

[screaming] My beloved ballista!

- [Grug grunts] - [Gran panting]

- Okay, if you create a diversion, I can sneak around

- and attack from the rear. Got it?

- Got it.

- [roaring] - [panting]

*

- Grug! What are you doing?

You're supposed to distract it!

- Yeah, I wasn't listening to anything you just said.

- I got the tail! [grunting] - [ramaconda roars]

- Ah! - Clearly, you don't! But maybe,

we could grab it together if we-- Ah!

- Alright. Standard tail tackle, Sandy.

You lock on, and I'll keep it guessing.

- [roars] - [panting]

THUNK: Woo! Yeah!

- [laughing] - Thanks, Thunk! Ah!

[grunting]

- [roars] - HOPE: Hang on!

- We're going for a ride. - DAWN: I wanna get off!

[screaming] I wanna get back on!

- [grunts] Got your back, Hope. - And your back's all mine, Dawn.

- And the front of this big-and-ugly is all mine!

Thunder uppercut!

[hiss]

[roars]

GRUG: Whoa.

- It's a symphony of righteous violence.

- Because they're cooperating. As a team.

- Hey, we should try doing that.

- Ah! - What can we do to help?

- Yes. It would appear that we bear some responsibility

- for this debacle. - Nothing gets by you, does it?

Fine. What's your plan?

- Uh... punch it?

- Eh. What's your real plan? - [fighting continues]

- [gasps] I could build a giant cage!

It'll just take a few thousand sticks and three to four days.

- That's even worse! - Here's an idea.

We lured that ramaconda tothe farm

with our fake ramaconda.

That means we can lure it awayfrom the farm.

- That's more like it. But,

can you pull it off as a team?

- Of course we can.

- Maybe? - I sincerely doubt it.

- [thunder] - [hissing]

GRUG: Why did we think we could do this?!

- I didn't! You two did!

- You're right! We're all to blame,

and it's too late to turn back now!

- Get ready to jump, Guy! - Uh, yeah!

I've been ready since we started!

- [creaking] - Ah!

- [all yell] - [roars]

[crash, groan]

Woo! Well, how about that? We did it!

- Or I did it, for all of us. - You?

I pushed. And I had you do the most dangerous stuff.

- All because I lead the way.

Without my heroic brilliance, you'd both be ramaconda snacks.

- [roaring] - [all scream]

GUY: Time to go!

GRAN: You asked to become Thunder Sisters,

and you proved you could work together as a team.

- So, my decision is-- - Wait!

Wait. [sighs]

The thing is we can work together as a team,

- but we hatedit. - [all gasp]

- It was insufferable. - Yeah. We are nota good fit.

- So, I guess what I'm saying is

if being Thunder Sisters means working together...

[scoffs] no thanks.

GRAN: Hm...

Works for me. Come on, Sisters!

It's feast time again!

- Wait, out of curiosity,

what was your decision going to be?

- [laughs]

Good question! Yah!

- Well, that's gonna haunt me for the foreseeable future.

- Come on, guys. Let's go wash this paint off.

- Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that alone. - Yes.

I believe it's best if we part ways as soon as possible.

It's nothing personal.

I just can't take another moment with either of you.

- I couldn't agree more. - Me, too.

Look at us. We're finally on the same page.

[all grunt]

ALL: No!

*

[theme music playing]