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[panting]

Are you sure that thing

came in here, Brad?

It's the only place

it could have gone.

For real, maybe we should call

the local Smokey to handle this.

Ricky's right.

That thing didn't

look exactly... human.

It had horns.

The real question is

did we chase it here

or were we led here on purpose?

Whoa! Professor Pericles!

No, come back!

[discordant notes play]

[all groan]

Aah!

False alarm.

It was just a possum.

Mmm... delicious.

Sorry.

Whoa, far out!

What's that?

What is this?

No idea.

But I can't wait to find out.

From '61 the spell is spun.

No time to run.

The curse begun.

zoom

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Scooby Dooby Doo!

[instrumental music]

What are you clowns

doing to my kitchen?

Huh, like, we're just

making breakfast, dude.

Yeah! Gotta start

the day off right.

If something living

crawls from that pot

I will not hesitate

to devastate, dig?

- So how's it going - with your, uh...

Planispheric Disc?

That's what Pericles called it.

To answer

your question, not good.

- None of these - symbols make sense.

I was hoping maybe you

knew something because of..

you know, who you really are.

Sorry, baby.

I wish I could help.

Oh, Freddie, just think.

- A couple of months - from now, we'll be engaged.

Uh-huh.

- I want to break the news - to everyone just right.

- Something big, but not tacky.

- Yep.

And it has to be better

than what my sisters did.

Especially Dawn.

- I mean, please, - how hard is it

to train chickens

to spell out your name?

All you need is some corn

and electrical wire. Heh!

Fred, are you even

listening to me?

Huh, sorry, Daph.

The Mystery Machine is a mess.

Nothing is where it should be.

But... huh, I've got a plan.

I downloaded an app

for my smart phone

that tells me whenever some

of my equipment has been moved.

Check it out.

burp burp

Isn't that awesome?

(Scooby)

'Come and get it!'

Might be heavy on the caramel

but Scoob found some

hot sauce that should cut that.

Cabeza fuego?

It means "fire head."

I know what it..

Jinkies! That's it!

- Like, did she get sick - of the food already?

She didn't even taste it.

- I couldn't figure out - the writing on the disc

because it was backward..

and in Spanish!

Wait, that trunk

I was sitting on..

Check it out. Aren't there

Spanish books in there?

That's the trunk we

found at Darrow College

with the stuff about the town.

[gasps]

(all)

Mr. E!

(Mr. E on recorded message)

Mystery Incorporated.'

'Greetings,

'In order to truly

decipher what lies within'

'you will need to begin

where this mystery ended.'

Of course!

Gang, get that trunk

in the van.

We're going back to school

and I know just who can help us.

No. Sorry. Can't help.

Now is just not a good time.

Shh!

- Oh, come on, - Professor Hatecraft.

You're, like, the only teacher

- we know here - besides Harlan Ellison.

That guy scares me.

- Besides, Harlan's - away on sabbatical

at a Misanthrope's Convention.

Which is precisely my problem.

With Harlan away,

Dean Fank has replaced him

with a new professor,

Regina Wentworth.

(Daphne)

teen vampire romance series?'

'The author of the "Dusk"

- Oh, my gosh! - I've read them all.

"Dusk",

"Dusk, Early Evening"

"Dusk, Just Before Bedtime."

- "Forbidden Love", - "Hidden Desire."

Fred, those books are so us!

Just with less bloodletting.

Shhh!

(Professor Hatecraft)

discrediting my last novel'

'Since the scandal

"Chargargothicon,

The Beast That Hath No Name,"

my books haven't been selling.

To please Dean Fank,

I've been trying my hand

at writing a teen vampire novel

but I have no idea

what teens these days do.

Well, that's easy.

We're into solving mysteries

and building traps!

Why don't you let us help you?

Like, yeah. We've been

teenagers forever.

And in return, you can help us

- decipher the papers - in our trunk.

You'd do that? For me?

Sure! And don't

worry, professor.

The dean won't

even know we were here.

- (all) - Aah!

I am the Obliteratrix

and I have but one purpose

to destroy Mystery Incorporated!

Zoinks!

She killed The Mystery Machine!

And the trunk!

And my trap gear!

Forget about that!

Run!

- (all) - Aah!

[laughing]

(all)

Aah!

- (all) - Aah!

(all)

Aah!

Like, not only does

this chick really hate us

but she's not human! She's..

A ghost assassin!

Up ahead.

We can lose her in there.

(all)

Aah!

We lost her.

Way to go, professor.

Where are we?

Uh-oh.

I'm here with Natasha Fank,

dean of Darrow College

and beautiful teen vampire

romance author Regina Wentworth.

Ladies, any idea what happened?

- We're investigating.

- Oh, please.

It was obviously

that creep H.P. Hatecraft.

Jealous much,

Mister Oldy Olderson writer?

[giggling]

This is just the excuse

- Fank has been waiting - for to get rid of me.

Why would this, ob-ob-ob..

Ob-ob-ob-ob..

whatever,

want to destroy us?

What if it wasn't us,

but what we had?

- You mean that trunk - full of clues?

Like, that could

mean the Obliter-ar-cusa

uh, the Obliteratrix isn't

an undead assassin at all.

Well, whoever she is

she messed with the wrong van.

(Fred)

will be avenged!'

'The Mystery Machine

This has that

flying rat Pericles'

wing prints all over it.

Possible, albeit

a little sloppy for him.

We'll wait and see.

Wait and see?

The kids are in danger!

Ed will look into it

but no interfering

unless necessary.

I don't like this, E.

Understood. But let's

not forget, little Angel..

I brought you back

to Crystal Cove.

We're both in this together.

- (Mr. E) - 'Remember?'

- (Velma) - 'Without the Darrow files

from the trunk'

- we're pretty much - starting from scratch.

I'll take the Spanish section.

Daphne, Crystal Cove

history and Fred...

Will come with me.

- We can discuss the you - know what while we're looking.

Cool! I've got

some great ideas.

You do? Oh, Freddie.

Ugh. Wish I'd gone

with Shaggy and Scoob.

Thank you for agreeing

to help me with my novel.

No problemo.

- Forgive the mess, - I've been trying to get

- more into the spirit - of a teenage girl.

I've tentatively called my novel

"The Disinterment Of Groth

Van Anuroth. Yo, yo, yo."

What do you think? Too urban?

Oh, boy.

So that's my idea,

an engagement trap!

Now all we need is a place

- big enough to contain - our friends and family.

(Fred)

have a missile silo?'

'Does Crystal Cove

Enough! Couldn't we just tell

everyone over a nice brunch?

- I can see you two - are searching hard.

Come on, I think

I found something.

- (Velma) - 'Recognize anything?'

That drawing, it looks like...

- Our disc piece! Only...

- It's complete.

(Daphne)

used The Planispheric Disc'

'Spanish conquistadors

'to navigate uncharted oceans.'

- And sometimes - to hide their cargo

so it could be found later.

Cargo like a haunted treasure!

Questions are

what is the treasure

- and where are - the other pieces of the disc?

burp burp

- Ew! - Ew, Freddie!

That wasn't me.

It was my smart phone.

That's the sound

my trap tracker makes

but that's impossible unless

The Mystery Machine is alive!

"I knew the moment I saw

the school's teen vampire

"hottie in biology class,

he was the one.

'"His cleft chin was like

the maw of Torgon'

'"The beast of

Hammers ville Isle.'

His name was Barry."

Okay, like, stop. Barry?

Dude, you need

a real teen name.

Like Shaggy!

And where's

the food, H.P? Sheesh.

[knocking on door]

Professor Hatecraft!

We think The Mystery Machine

might still be alive

- but we need to track it down. - Do you have a car?

No... but I know

where we can get one.

- I wonder what - Fred would look like

with fangs and skin

the color of boiled pork?

Everybody follow me.

beep beep

According to my tracker,

The Mystery Machine

should be right in front of us.

But this is just an old train.

Or is it?

(all)

'The Mystery Machine!'

Like, why would Oblivo..

Whatever her name is

fake blowing it up

and then hide it here?

(Obliteratrix)

'To lure you into a trap.'

Oh, right. That makes..

Zoinks!

Like, where does she keep

getting these weapons?

That outfit has no pockets!

Run!

- (all) - Aah!

swoosh swoosh

(all)

Aah!

In here!

Whoa!

Has anyone else noticed that

the Obliteratrix

is in great shape?

I was just trying to point out

that the same could

be said for Regina.

Coincidence?

But why would

Regina Wentworth want us dead?

We'll figure that out later.

- Right now we need to get - to The Mystery Machine

so I can rig one of my traps.

Come on!

[laughing]

beep beep beep

boom

[all gasp]

boom

Uhh!

beep beep beep

Hah!

Now, Scooby!

thud

Time to see who we caught.

Huh?

I want Hatecraft arrested.

He's stolen school property.

And he broke Todd.

Alright, ladies, enough.

First things first.

Tell me more about this

super hot Obliteratrix girl.

Is she, uh, single?

You're fired. Pack your office

and be gone by morning.

Come on, Regina.

Good luck with

your career, H.P. Buttcraft.

[laughing]

My life is over.

As Shagoth Ganar would say

"Lo the tentacles

of Agelbhor have eaten

my entrails

and gargled my liver."

(Mr. E)

Well, Mystery Incorporated

it appears you've made an enemy.

Fortunately for you

I still require you alive.

- The Darrow archives. - Start digging, gang.

(Velma)

the trunk a bunch of times.'

'I've been through

- It's mostly stuff - about the conquistadors

who founded Crystal Cove.

- The haunted treasure...

- Wait. Here's something.

Several documents reference

"Coloro Vidrio," colored glass

and "Ore," which means pray.

Like, who would pray

to colored glass?

What if colored glass means

stained glass, like in a church?

Ooh! Ooh!

Aphrodite and Pericles!

Right, Scoob! Pericles

stole the conquistadors' map

- when Aphrodite - attacked the town!

A map that was in...

(all)

'The old Spanish church!'

Okay, everyone start

looking for clues.

creak

Eee!

[rats chittering]

Huh!

Gang, look at this.

It's identical to

the locket I found in the caves.

The original Mystery

Incorporated must've been here.

- We're getting close. - Start digging.

Maybe there's more clues.

Uh, where are

Shaggy and Scooby?

Aah! Help! It's on me!

[rat chittering]

[shouting indistinctly]

- (Shaggy) - 'Mommy!'

- (all) - Oh!

Oof!

Jinkies! This hole

probably goes straight down

to the Crystal Cove mines.

Must have been

hidden for decades.

I wonder if anyone else

knows about this.

No. It's a secret that will

die with all of you tonight!

She's back!

Don't worry, Scoob. This time

I'm one trap ahead of her.

beep

- (all) - Aah!

Far enough, Regina.

Do what you want to me

but by the conflagration

of Rog Garoth

you will not hurt my friends.

Hyah! Hyah!

Uhh!

- Aah! - Aah!

Now, where were we?

I was about to kick

your sorry butt outta here.

Uh!

Hyah!

Aah!

beep beep beep

Aah! Uh!

Aah!

Aaa!

Now, Regina,

time to come clean

and reveal that you're..

- (all) - 'Alice May?'

Who's Alice May?

- She once pretended - to be a ghost girl

to kidnap Fred

for her man posse

because she wanted revenge

for her father, The Creeper.

But, like, how did

you get out of jail?

I got out with the help

of the same person

who sent me to destroy you

Mr. E!

- Huh? - Huh?

E enlisted my services

to put you kids in danger

in hopes of drawing out

his enemy, Professor Pericles.

(Alice)

thought you were in trouble

He figured if Pericles

he'd come to your rescue.

E knew if he could get

Pericles to reveal himself

it'd leave his piece of the

Planispheric Disc vulnerable.

Everything was

fake, special effects.

(Shaggy)

all the high tech stuff?

But, like, where'd you get

How'd you disappear?

- (Alice) - E took care of that.

It was all courtesy of one of

Destroido's shell corporations

Quest Research Laboratories.

They supplied me

with everything I needed.

Weapons, a high tech cloaking

device, even the effects.

[barks]

So this was all staged by Mr. E

to use the kids as parrot bait.

- That's right - and it would have worked too

if I hadn't been stopped by you,

Miss Meddling Sassy Pants!

Wait, so are you telling me

that you escaped

from prison months ago

and I never noticed?

I-I-I don't think so.

[police siren wailing]

Well, gang,

another mystery solved.

- I just wish we could have - done something about your job

Professor Hatecraft.

(Dean Fank)

Oh, Yoo-hoo!'

'H.P.?

- Oh, there you are, - you dear man.

Don't worry, Dean Fank.

I'm on my way

to clean out my office now.

Clean out your office?

Oh, never. Heh!

- Haven't you heard - the wonderful news?

The song "Chargargothicon,"

based on your novel

is a huge hit in Japan.

And since Darrow College

published the book

we're gonna make a fortune!

- Huh! - Now.

I'm giving you

Regina's old office.

Vampire books are so done

and I'm having

the dusk mobile repainted.

Well, Angel,

it looks like we owe you one.

Yeah. You saved our tails.

How'd you know where we were?

Huh, it's time, Angel.

I can't keep this

secret anymore.

I wanted to tell you kids

earlier, but I was afraid.

Afraid of what?

Of telling you the truth.

My real name

isn't Angel Dynamite.

It's Cassidy Williams.

I'm one of the original members

- of Mystery Incorporated - that disappeared.

- (all) - What?

It was all an accident.

(Angel)

in that condemned church.

We should have never been

But Brad said he'd seen someone

coming and going at night

and he wanted to investigate.

We thought we'd

found a treasure map

but it wasn't treasure,

it was a threat

to not just our lives

but the lives of our families.

The thing in those caves

forced us to leave Crystal Cove

or those who loved us

would pay the price.

L-l-like, who threatened you?

He called himself The Freak,

The Freak of Crystal Cove.

There, now you know the truth.

That's what happened to the

original Mystery Incorporated

- and it will happen - to all of you if you don't stop!

Forget about

The Planispheric Disc.

Give Pericles

your piece, or Mr. E.

I don't care.

The mystery is over.

Let it end tonight!

You lied to us, Angel.

- You've been lying to us - from the beginning.

Why should we listen to anything

you have to say to us now?

This mystery isn't over

until we say it's over.

Come on, gang.

No. No, you don't understand.

'He's still out there.'

(Angel)

'The Freak is still out there!'

The curse begun,

but soon they'll see

the buried truth

will end with me.

[laughing]

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