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[instrumental music]

Nice shot..

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, little muffin, - how about you and me goin'

for a moonlight ride?

No, thank you. I'm allergic

to the stink of desperation.

Then, you don't know

what you're missing.

- 'Step away.'

- Huh?

From the lady.

What do we have here?

Seriously, what do we have here?

[laughing]

We are the Wild Brood.

Human.

And this is our most

terrifying leader

Odnarb, the powerful.

He demands that you vacate

the premises immediately.

You want us

to leave our own place?

In a word..

yes.

[laughing]

This roadhouse

is Spanker territory.

So unless you wanna

mouth full of spanker...

Cool it, daddy.

We tried takin' the high road.

Didn't we, Gabtraf?

Yes, we did indeed.

[snaps]

[snaps]

[glass shatters]

[indistinct shouting]

Yeah!

[grunts]

[glass shatters]

- Here.

- Aah.

Alright, let's go,

spank somewhere else.

vroom

Now, that was

some roarin' good fun.

- A round of cappuccinos - for my orcs

and make them extra frothy.

S-s-sure thing, buddy.

- Uh, so you fellas gonna be - sticking around here for long?

We're headed down

the coast to Crystal Cove

for a little rest

and relaxation.

Crystal Cove, huh.

Even the name sounds breakable.

The local Clydes won't

soon forget the Wild Brood.

Right, brothers?

[laughing]

(together)

'Wild Brood! Wild Brood!'

'Wild Brood! Wild Brood!'

swoosh

[theme music]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[instrumental music]

Oh, ah, delish.

I gotta hand it to you, mayor.

- Your decision to rebuild - the Tiki tub

after it was destroyed

by those humungonauts

shows true civic leadership.

Thank you, sheriff.

- The residence of Crystal Cove - were crying out

for kitschy Polynesian-based

culture and as their mayor

I am happy to answer their call.

Besides, my son needs

all the help he can get.

Oh, Freddy, this is such

a romantic setting

for our second date.

If you say so.

- All I know is, since - my dad owns the place

we get free refills.

Hmm.

Meandering moleskin.

It'll be a miracle

if I ever see any grandkids.

- Well, regardless, - it's nice that we can

- spend some time together - all alone.

Isn't it?

Hoo-hoo, yeah, it is.

But where's the waiter?

I'm starvin'.

Yeah, me too.

Sit down, you two.

Daphne and Fred

deserve a little privacy.

- Then, why did Fred - drag us along on this date

if he wasn't gonna feed us?

- (Velma) - 'Shaggy, they can hear you.'

You invited them along?

Yeah, we're all friends, right?

And friends hang

together, right?

Oh, Freddy.

- This was supposed - to be our evening.

- Daphne, I didn't mean... - Oh, look at that.

I need a refill.

Zoinks. Hoo-hoo.

Like, awkward.

Not at all, like, how the three

of us get along, huh?

Best buddies of mine.

That's right.

- As a former boyfriend, - you have officially

lost arms around the shoulders

privileges. Got it?

[engine revving]

Aah!

- Huh? - What?

Sheriff!

Don't worry, mayor.

Sheriff Bronson Stone

has got this covered.

[slurps]

Hold it right there,

leathering-wearing creepy.

Per section 741.B

of the Crystal Cove by-laws

there are no monsters

or monster-like creatures

allowed in public areas.

Unless tickets are being sold.

Right you are, mayor.

So why don't you and your

friends go back to your caves

dungeons, or other dark places

where your kind lurks.

Monsters?

Is that what you squares

think we are?

- (together) - Yes.

Typical humans.

Hold up a mirror,

Mr. and Mrs. average citizen

and you'll see a reflection

of your own dark souls.

Wow, he's different.

The Wild Brood

rejects your labels

- and puts all - of Crystal Clydes...

- That's Crystal Cove.

- On notice.

The real monsters here are

living inside of you.

Inside us?

Zoinks!

- (together) - Where?

Goodness. That was

very... poetical.

Well, thank you, miss.

Nice to know that

someone around here gets me.

Daphne, are you okay?

Get lost, you big creep.

Fred Jones, you apologize.

- We're cutting out - of here, anyway.

Good.

The only question left is,

would you..

like to come with us?

Well, I..

You know what, yes.

- Yes, I would. - What?

Velma, care to join me?

Delighted.

What?

Daphne, you can't,

just go with them.

Thanks for the refill.

vroom

Aah!

♪ Yes listen dear children

and don't run away ♪

♪ This monster's a-beggin'

please hear what I say ♪

♪ There's love in my heart ♪

♪ Even though I've got flaws ♪

♪ Yes listen dear children ♪

♪ Don't run from my claws ♪♪

- Mmm. That was so beautiful.

- Thanks.

You can have a firewall

and all the anti-malware

software ever made.

And if Shaggy, I mean,

if some idiot

clicks on the wrong

banner ad, boom

your desktop

is botnet central.

Ain't that the truth.

- Dangit. - What's wrong?

This stupid bike won't start.

Hmm. You got a torque wrench?

- (Velma) - 'Hmm. Mm-hmm-hmm.'

Try it now.

[engine starts]

- Aah! - Ooh!

Yep, the timing

was off just enough

to make the whole engine

misfire. Ooh!

Velma, do you believe

in love at first sight?

In your case?

No.

[dramatic music]

beep beep

swish

Hold it right there.

[grunts]

[gasps]

Uh, good morning.

That's enough of that

sassy smart talk, young lady.

I got answers,

and I want some questions.

- Wait, flip that. - Questions about what?

Daphne, stop fighting us.

We're here to help you.

Uh, I'm not fighting you.

What has that monster done?

I don't even know her.

- Will someone tell me - what's going on?

There was a break in

at the armory last night

and a very dangerous weapon

was stolen.

We happen to know,

it was one of your monster biker

friends who did it.

That's impossible.

- Velma and I were with them - at their campsite

on the beach the whole time.

- That's what I've been - trying to tell them.

All of the Wild Brood

stayed there the whole night.

You... went camping

with monsters?

I.. ca..

thud

- Man down.

- Fine.

But I'll be watching

you and your tusked terrors

from this point on,

ready to pounce like a panther.

Grr!

(Bronson)

'I'm in a closet!'

Like, you went camping

with monsters too?

Sure, they even gave me this.

Like, oh, boy.

Ha.. Ha.. Ee..

thud

(Bronson)

of shoes in here.'

'Wow. There are a lot

Man down again.

- Well, looks, - like we've got ourselves

another mystery to solve.

Aah! what?

The Wild Brood

are obviously being framed.

But the sheriff has evidence.

Which is why we have to see

- if that evidence - is real or fake.

It's up to us to prove

Odnarb innocent.

Or guilty.

(Bronson)

'I am seriously lost in here.'

- Well, like, maybe the guy - that did that really

hates using doors.

Here's the sheriff's evidence.

Whoever did this deactivated

the building's security cameras.

- Luckily, the gas station - across the street

had a camera running.

There's our man.

Or should I say Orc?

And that jaunty cap he's wearing

looks mighty familiar.

No, it can't be.

Odnarb would never

do anything like this.

- Right? - Right.

The time on the tape matches

when were on the beach.

These footprints were made

by the same kind of heavy boots

that the Wild Brood wear.

Hello. What's this?

- A clue?

- It sure is.

It's a napkin

from Chen's internet cafe

and tea house in Chinatown.

Crystal Cove has a Chinatown?

[instrumental music]

Chen, you are a grind master.

This crazy double shot espresso

kills, brother.

- [laughs] - Oh, please.

You are making me blush.

- Now. finish your drinks - and get out.

- You are scaring - my customers away.

[speaking in foreign language]

Did you break into the armory

and steal a rocket launcher?

- No. - See?

- I told you. Let's go.

- Wait. What?

He just says no,

and you believe him?

Yes, his heart

is true and pure.

My gratitude is yours,

Fair Daph.

"Fair Daph?"

Listen here, tusky.

Only I get to call her Daph,

and I never say fair.

(man on TV)

'Hello, mystery incorporated.'

- (together) - Mr. E?

'Looks, like

you could use a clue.'

What in the world is that?

It's some kind

of dancing bug, I think.

Ooh! Ooh! That's it!

Dancing bugs

are behind all this.

Like, even I can tell

it's a fish, Fred.

You're right!

It does look like a fish.

A swordfish? Hmm.

There's an IP address

on this napkin we found.

Perhaps the fish is trying

to send us signals

with its dance.

- Like a code?

- Indeed.

That doesn't make any sense.

Oh, and dancing bugs do?

If I can hack

into the central mainframe..

beep beep

I'm in.

No.

Velma?

[sniffs]

Huh?

Well, that little dude's

got a pointy nose

like a sword.

So maybe the clue is sword nose!

- (together) - That's it!

Velma, the clue is sword nose!

Velma?

Scooby?

They're gone!

[intense music]

[whimpering]

[Velma grunts]

Clever figuring out that

swordfish clue.

Little too clever,

for my taste.

What do you want with us,

Shovel Lips?

Do not mock me.

I have eldritch blood.

And sometimes,

I have a chick mustache.

Is there a point to this?

Since you're so gifted

with computers

you're going to help me reroute

a train through Crystal Cove.

- And if I don't?

- I drop the dog.

Okay!

Yikes!

Got it.

No more demonstration needed.

Huh?

I can't hack the

National Train Database

but from what I saw

in the coffee shop, you can.

Wow, kind of ironic.

Yeah, ironic.

What does ironic mean?

It means, here's the chance

I've been waiting

for, to get Shaggy back.

- 'All I have to do - is refuse to help.'

[whimpers]

But there's no way

I'm going to take it.

Even though

you stole my boyfriend

I'd never let anyone hurt you,

Scooby-Doo.

[giggles]

Never a doubt, Velma.

You lost your boyfriend

to a dog?

Just give me the laptop,

toad skin.

[keys clacking]

beep

All done. Now let us go.

Of course.

- See ya.

- Aah!

[grunts]

vroom

Oh.

crack

- Aah! - Aah!

Ow!

swish

[screaming]

Oh. Can we go home now?

[whimpers]

- 'Velma!' - 'Scooby-Doo!'

- (Fred) - 'Where were you guys?'

Interesting story.

What are they doing

in there?

Conspicuous consumption

of euro-style coffee drinks.

We thought they'd kidnapped you.

- It's the best - I could come up with.

It wasn't them.

It was another monster biker.

Oh, come on! Another one?

Listen up, cats and chicks

- for it appears - we have an impostor.

And he made me route a train

through Crystal Cove.

- Why? - I don't know.

But it has something to do

with Mr. E's clue.

Like, you mean, sword nose?

No, swordfish.

- (together) - Oh!

- Oh, yeah. - That totally makes sense.

What is it, Odnarb?

Swordfish is a super-secret

new video game platform.

- It's being shipped - on a guarded train

for a big unveiling ceremony.

How do you know that?

Because we're the video game

programmers who designed it.

[gasps]

They're so-so geeky.

I don't understand.

Why dress up like monsters?

Eh, we do it to blow off steam.

Our job can be very stressful.

So we tend to bury ourselves

in alternate personas.

- We also like the way - crushed velvet

and cured animal hide

feels against our skin.

Sometimes... when you're a geek

and it's all people see..

better to wear a mask.

Phew. Thank you.

Wait, so you're not really

noble monsters?

You're just ordinary

video game nerds?

- Awesome! - Huh!

Uh, I mean, um..

- Hey, gang, - we've got a train to catch.

[train horn honking]

[train whistle blows]

[engines revving]

There it is!

[tire screeching]

[screams]

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

[tire screeching]

Crazy driving there, Fredrick.

- Thanks, and it's Fred, - unless we're dating.

- Then it's Freddy.

- Look! There he is!

- Let's get him. - Hey!

I was gonna say that.

[snoring]

- (together) - Ooh.

- (Shaggy) - 'The swordfish gaming console.'

(together)

Shiny.

I wouldn't do that

if I were you.

Those are brain-melting

bunker busters.

[gulps]

Good tip.

[train whistle blows]

Where's the engineer?

- (Daphne) - 'Over here!'

[groans]

He's not going to be

much help. Look!

Sorry, Odnarb.

I got this one.

[grunting]

swoosh

boom

[grunting]

[grunts]

[gasps]

The brake!

Foog, pull that lever!

[grunts]

[screams]

Oops.

clank

[grunts]

[cheering]

[squeaking]

[screeching]

boom

[screeching]

[grunts]

That was close.

Okay, let's see,

who was trying to give

the Wild Brood a bad name.

- (together) - Another geek?

- (together) - Maxwell?

Like, who's Maxwell?

He works in the copy room

at our gaming company.

Maxwell, why?

Why? I'll tell you why?

(Maxwell)

you were so cool.

You all thought

- You never let me join - in the beta testing

of any of your new video games.

No, I was just

the lowly copy boy.

So I sought my revenge.

I made a Wild Brood

costume of my own.

From that point on,

all I had to do was steal

- a rocket launcher, grab someone - to hack the computer

to divert the train,

reroute said train

- 'board the train - from a moving motorcycle'

- 'defeat the train's - security system'

- blow up the bridge the train - was on which would

- cause the swordfish - console to be destroyed

in a massive train wreck,

ruining your careers

and hopefully giving rise

to my own in the process.

Simple!

- Dude, seriously?

- Overkill, huh?

Well, it might have worked

if it wasn't

for you... meddling kids.

Am I right?

- (together) - Uh, no.

- Don't think so. - No, not really.

Yeah.

And keep that mask on.

You geeks freak me out

without 'em.

[siren blaring]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

You tried to do

a very brave thing.

No, Odnarb was the brave one.

He saved us all.

Go ahead.

Hang with him, Daph.

[sighs]

- We've got to get back - to our render farm.

But I was thinking..

maybe one last ride?

- I'll let you hang onto - my jacket.

It's genuine elf thigh.

Oh, no thanks, Od.

You're awesome with all

your deep thoughts

and poetical nobility

and stuff.

But my heart has always

been with Freddy.

Mwah.

Yes! In your face, Odnarb

or whoever you are.

She digs me.

She... digs... me.

(Fred)

'She digs me!'

[theme music]

[music continues]