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[dramatic music]

(male ♪1)

'Oh, please! Please, stop!'

- 'Ohh!' - 'Stop!'

- Please!

- No more! No more!

What's that?

I had the volume down

on my hearing aid.

Willard, you know I can't

drink that much coffee.

It aggravates my plumbing.

Huh?

Hey! What is that?

What is it?

Breach in Sector A.

Emergency lockdown.

beep beep

crack

boom

snarl

grr

[screams]

[grunting]

snarl

[grunting]

thud thud

[all screaming]

vroom

[theme music]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Like, another boring day

or regular boring old school.

I'm sure we could find

some ways to spice things up.

- Mmm.

- Yum, spicy!

Like spicy meatballs.

Ugh.

You know, sometimes

I feel like a side of mayo

on a Shaggy-Scooby sandwich.

[laughs]

- (both) - Yum. Mayo.

- It's time - you made a choice

dog... or me?

Hmm?

[dramatic music]

- [giggles] - Um..

- [giggles] - Yeah.

[screams]

whirr

swoosh

whirr

Dude, my paint job.

whirr whirr

My Chubby, the chipmunk

educational antenna ball.

What is that thing?

It's a mystery, Daphne.

And the only thing

that'll stop a mystery

is a trap.

whirr whirr

That or an ingeniously

fashioned remote control.

Ha ha! Look, Velma

all those jocks and populars

cower when faced with

my mechanical menace.

Who's in charge now,

jocks and populars?

[gasps]

[grunts]

- (both) - We are!

You're buying me

a new paint job, dork.

A small price to pay,

eh, Velma?

Velma, do you know this boy?

Know me?

Why, she's talked to me.

And she's a girl

who isn't my mother.

[sigh]

Everyone, this is Jason.

We were in the Junior

Robotics Club together.

As in Velma and Jason.

- Together. - Listen, Jason.

We used the same toolbox.

- And once, - she touched my knuckle.

- Seriously, Jason, - can you please...

- Hang out with you - and all your friends?

Oh, snap, girl.

I second that emotion.

Jason, see, the thing is..

Oye. Little help.

- Tell him you've already - committed your heart

to a very special boy.

I'll handle this.

Like, sorry, Jason

- but Velma has - super important

- Mystery Incorporated - stuff to do.

[instrumental music]

[grumbles]

Shaggy Rogers,

how chivalrous of you

to rebuke the advances

of another suitor.

- Um, yeah. - You're welcome.

- But to be honest, - all this talk about food

has got me starved.

I just wanted to get

out of here so we could eat.

chirp chirp

(Angie)

the last reported'

'And to your left was

'sighting of the wax phantom.'

- Some say that - under the full moon

you can still see

waxy footprints on the sidewalk

and that the wax is actually

scented like formaldehyde

'which is Crystal Cove's

official scent'

'that can be purchased

at the haunted gift shop.'

'And that concludes

our Crystal Cove Mystery Tour.'

- 'I hope the rest - of your stay with us'

'is filled with horror

and agony.'

bang

Oh, maybe the tour

isn't over.

Uh, no, I-I'm pretty sure it is.

- Or I would have - charged you more.

[all gasping]

stomp stomp

[screams]

[intense music]

stomp stomp

[howling]

grr

smash

[howling]

Jinkies,

look at that tour bus.

Huh?

[indistinct chattering]

- (Daphne) - 'What happened to it?'

Something... mysterious.

- Uh..

- 'Mom!'

[dramatic music]

Sheriff Stone,

is everything alright?

Don't worry, tourist people.

- If there's a mystery, - we'll solve it.

There's no mystery here

only a crime.

And you, tough guy..

'...are under arrest.'

Huh? W-w-what..

What'd I do?

click

Like, sheriff, this is

some kind of crazy mistake.

It's no mistake.

Those hungry eyes.

That hideous face.

- But Scooby - didn't do anything.

He was with us.

Oh, really?

My camcorder says otherwise.

[growling]

Apparently Mr. Fleas here

- caught his collar - on the wreckage.

It fell off

before he ran away.

But how could that collar

be Scooby's?

He's still wearing his.

Oh, he's obviously

a mastermind criminal dog.

He's bound to have a closet

full of collars back home.

Let's go, you.

[whimpers]

[engine revving]

Shaggy!

Scooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo locked up like..

like an animal.

What are we going to do?

Scooby will get out.

Someday.

Meanwhile, maybe it's time

to move on.

You know, to someone else.

- Velma! - I'm just saying.

- Hey, I know what will cheer - Shaggy up.

- (man on intercom) - 'Welcome to Clam Cabin.

Would you like to try... '

- (Fred) - 'Shaggy's usual, please.'

You need to eat, Shaggy.

- You're gonna need your strength - to help Scooby.

Meanwhile, it's not like

you're totally alone.

Right?

I guess not.

It's just with Scoob gone

there's, like,

this big hole in my life

that I just don't know

how to fill.

Huh?

[slurps]

Roma-doma-doo!

- (all) - Huh?

Dial it back

a smidge, Velm.

- You know what? - Enough of this.

- We're gonna see Scooby - right now.

vroom

Welcome, to the

Crystal Cove Animal Asylum

for the criminally insane.

Where we keep the most

dangerous and diabolical animals

'this town has to offer.'

Diabolical?

These are animals

we're talking about.

Snappy Jack, the turtle

did this to me yesterday.

Does this look like something

an animal would do?

- Well, kinda. - Yes.

Uh-umm, probably.

Totally, dude.

[sighs]

[intense music]

Secure all jewelry

and loose-fitting clothing.

[animals screeching]

[screaming]

[screeching]

Do not make eye contact.

[screeching]

beep beep

zap

Don't make me use this,

Mr. Bendy.

[grunts]

[shuddering]

Scoob!

Rhaggy?

I've had nightmares.

So many nightmares.

About the guards?

About the food here.

It's terrible.

Like, believe me, Scooby-Doo

somehow, someway I will

get you out of here.

Even if I have to break

this joint wide open.

[gasps]

[instrumental music]

(Professor Pericles)

to the rescue.'

'Mystery Incorporated

He spoke.

[clanking]

beep beep

[intense music]

It's incredible.

(Velma)

for parrots to speak.'

'Actually, it's quite common

- You see, in the wild - avian voice

mimicry functions as a sort of...

- It's incredible because - it's the first words

he's spoken in years.

'He belonged to those kids'

'who disappeared in the caves.'

- You mean this was - the parrot who belonged

to the original

Mystery Incorporated?

[laughing]

I trust you enjoyed

their little theme song.

You best stay away

from Professor Pericles, kids.

Although his brain's

no bigger than a cashew

pound for pound

it's the smartest brain

in the world.

Officer Johnson

is quite correct.

Now, please step aside,

Officer Johnson

to free your hand,

which mysteriously

has become duct tapped

to your stun gun.

But... how'd you...

zap

[shuddering]

[groans]

Clues await, children.

Clues that will lead you

to the cursed secret

that feeds on Crystal Cove.

What secret?

I'm sure you will find out.

Meanwhile, I will dispense

this bit of advice.

Beware of those closest to you.

I'm specifically talking

to you, Frederick.

That's enough.

Visiting hours are over.

And you, bird.

I'll take care of you... later.

Will you?

Really?

No.

Come on, kids, out.

"Beware those closest to you?"

What's that supposed to mean?

Like, one mystery at a time.

Shaggy's right.

Someone for some reason

set Scooby up.

- We need to return - to the scene of the crime

and find out why.

[instrumental music]

Look at this.

Jinkies!

It's a robotic

servo leg joint.

Whatever attacked this bus

must have lost it

when it jumped out that window.

So it was like a robot?

- Like, that's all - the proof we need.

We still need to know

who built it.

Yeah, and..

I have a pretty good idea

who that is.

ding-dong

Yes?

Mrs. Wyatt? Hi.

- Is Jason home? - My name is Velma...

Velma?

You've come by

to see my Jason?

Please, please,

come right in.

My Jason will be

so pleased you're here.

Go on, his room's

right down the hall.

- I'll fetch some date nut bread - and soy milk.

- My Jason is - lactose intolerant.

- [laughing] - But that's my Jason for you.

[all gasp]

[intense music]

Jason.

Velma?

Um, ahem.

Velma, meet my e-chums.

Guys, this is Velma.

- The one who doesn't scream - and threaten

- to break me - when I talk to her.

- Oh, it's a thing - of beauty you date, man.

- Ooh la la.

- Hot mama son.

Oh, Velma,

you've come to me.

- I've made so many - crazy plans for us.

- First, how about - a double date?

- My friend Minjo's programmed - a sock puppet

'with artificial intelligence.'

'Her name is Sheila.

She's a Pisces.'

And she's a cotton-wool blend.

- I'm not here - for romance, Jason.

I'm here for an explanation.

This servo leg joint

is exactly the same kind

'we have in our robotics club.'

It came off a robotic dog

- that attacked a tour bus - last night.

Yeah, and, like,

my best bud Scooby

- got hauled off to jail - because of it.

- Admit it, Jason. - You set him up.

- And you had - the perfect motive

- To break up - Mystery Incorporated

so I would spend

more time with you.

You would accuse me

of such a thing?

After we've torqued

the same wing nuts?

The evidence doesn't lie,

Jason.

- [sighs] - The worst part is

- you're smart enough - to know that evidence

is circumstantial at best.

You failed to even ask me

if I had an alibi.

- (male ♪2) - 'He was with us last night.'

As he is every night,

swapping Sudoku strategies.

- Right. - Quite true.

'American teenagers.'

- I...

- You, evil girl.

You're just trying

to get rid of me!

Well, it is

I who gets rid of me.

'Get out!

Did you hear what I said?'

Get out, get out, get out,

and never return!

[sobbing]

[engine revving]

Well, I think that went

pretty well.

Way to go, gang.

I still can't believe Jason

- had nothing - to do with this.

- Like, Scooby Doo's - still in jail

while that robot's

nowhere to be seen.

bang

[growling]

[screams]

Hang on!

honk honk

[all screaming]

[intense music]

You gotta lose it.

screech

crash

whirr whirr

So you were attacked

by a robot dog?

The same robot dog

who you say attacked

that tour bus.

That's right.

And this robot dog

he looks like your real dog?

Yes.

Supposing this robot dog

really exists

how do I know he doesn't

belong to your real dog

the mastermind criminal dog?

He's bound to have a closet

full of robot dogs back home.

- Sheriff Stone, - we're serious.

He's still out there.

ring

Sheriff Bronson Stone.

- (male ♪3) - 'Sheriff, you've got

to help us!'

- 'The Animal Asylum - is under attack'

'by some

sort of... fright hound.'

Well, that's great.

While you kids have been

wasting my time

with your imaginary

robot dog

a fright hound has

attacked the asylum.

The asylum?

If we don't get

to Scooby quick..

like, that robot will.

[dramatic music]

[alarm blaring]

[growling]

[intense music]

boom

whirr

What's it doing?

- I think it's looking - for something.

I've got something for him.

Come on!

p-taff p-taff

grr

[grunts]

sizzle sizzle

[music continues]

[howling]

Uh-oh.

[screams]

Help!

You want him?

You gotta go through me.

[all screaming]

crash

Aw, thanks for coming back

for me, Raggy.

Always, Scooby-Doo.

Always.

[engine sputtering]

Don't tell me

the engine is missing again.

[insects chirping]

Nope. It appears

we're out of gas.

[growling]

[gasps]

- Quick, everyone. - Into that abandoned factory.

We'll be safe among

the dangerous machinery.

Let's go, lovebirds.

[grunts]

[intense music]

creak

I can't see anything.

I'll turn on the light.

click

[machines whirring]

bang bang

sizzle sizzle

bwoosh

zap zap

whirr

crash

creak

[howling]

[all screaming]

Run, gang!

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[screaming]

whirr whirr

This is it.

End of the line.

- Don't suppose you got - around to deciding

the Scooby versus Velma question

I asked you earlier.

Uh..

Just wondering

before we're pulverized.

Uh-huh. Um..

Like, yeah, that. Um..

grr

screech

crash

whirr

Bad dog.

whirr

'Time to heel.'

whack

thud

Hmm?

whirr

thud

[gasps]

smash

screech

[Scooby screams]

crackle crackle

whirr whirr

click

- That'll teach it - a trick or two.

Just try to flee now.

Get it? Flee?

'Cause it's a dog.

Yes, Fred, we get it.

[growling]

whirr

smash smash

[intense music]

That should give it

a new leash on life.

[laughs]

Just please stop.

whirr

Play dead.

crackle crackle

'Look!'

click

[screams]

[grunting]

- (Bronson) - 'What's going on?'

- I heard what sounded like some - sort of hideous

undying machine in here.

We've solved the mystery

of the fright hound.

And your culprit is..

- (all) - Jason's mom?!

That's right,

it was me all along.

I saw how you treated

my Jason at school.

So naturally I did

what any mother would do.

I built a demonic

robot dog to destroy you!

I framed your little

doggy friend to break you up

leaving Jason a clear shot

at his true love.

But when you showed up

and blamed him of all things.

I decided to get rid

of you all!

I gave up a career

in military robotics

to raise my son.

Not to watch him

get picked on!

Now Velma will never

wanna be my girlfriend.

And she would have, too

if it weren't for

my meddling mom.

- (Velma) - 'I'm sorry, Jason.'

I should have been

clearer with you earlier.

But you and me,

it's just not gonna happen.

But we can still be friends.

- Okay! - Wow.

You took that very well.

- And you touched - my knuckle again.

- [laughing] - Mwah!

'Mwah! Mwah!'

Velma, you're right.

- It's best to be clear.

- Yes?

Being away from Scooby

it's made me realize

how much he means to me.

I don't think I'm ready

for a girlfriend right now.

But we can still be friends.

Right?

Are you whack?

The boy I love

picks a dog over me?

- [sobbing] - Oh, that's the most

insulting thing

a girl could ever have

happen to her.

Great.

Glad that's all settled.

[sobbing]

beep beep

Sheriff Bronson Stone.

- Yeah, sheriff, - just wanted to let you know

that all the animals

are accounted for..

'...except one.'

[dramatic music]

[sobbing]

beep beep

I got a text message.

It's from Mr. E.

What's it say?

It says,

"Follow the parrot."

[intense music]

[theme music]