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[instrumental music]

[finger cymbals music]

Ooh!

[gasps]

Hmm? Huh? Huh?

- I still don't get - why some people insist

on dressing like pirates

at a faire for knights.

Because knights are boring.

They're so, milord this

and milady that.

Joust me!

Ooh, I've got the pox!

Pirates, on the other hand,

are awesome.

Yarr!

I got to fix this thing.

[giggling]

Hmm? Huh?

Hello?

Hmm.

[laughing]

[screaming]

I could knit a sash

in the time you're taking.

[gasps]

[laughs]

[screaming]

vroom

[theme music]

(Scooby)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[instrumental music]

I, Lord Barry, welcome thee

to the Royal Knights faire.

Huzzah.

More filthy pirates.

Go hang out

at a seafood restaurant.

Lord Barry's gotta relax

- about letting pirates mix - with the knights and damsels.

I told him not to worry

about historical inaccuracies.

More people,

more money.

Ow!

Quiet, fool.

All faire should be kept

historically untainted.

Otherwise, who knows

what sort of shambling

low-lives will arrive?

Peg-leg shaggy says,

"Arr, shiver me timbers

"and like, break out

the barbecue turkey legs

"and the mutton kebabs."

Aye-aye,

Peg-leg Shaggy, sir.

Any way a girl could dock here?

Aye, but only if ye be in wench

garb and talking all piratey.

Yo-ho-ho

and a bottle of root beer.

[Scooby giggling]

Let's see, I'm thinking

of a word that rhymes

with no way I'm putting on

those dumb clothes.

Man, oh, man! This Knights Faire

thing is awesome.

We got to check out

Black Plague village.

I hear they've got

a six-foot-deep man trap

filled with wild musk hogs.

Freddy, did you

notice my outfit?

I don't even understand

that question.

Hey, guys, look at this.

And it had horrible,

glowing green hair.

Right. Now, did this thing

leave a name?

Or a business card?

Mayor Jones, sheriff,

what happened here?

Nothing unusual. Just a standard

scary gnome attack.

Aren't gnomes the things

people put in their gardens?

Posies and pinwheels, Fred.

- Those gnomes are - peaceful creatures.

Scary gnomes are something

very different

and good for tourism,

so stay out of this.

[sobbing]

Hear ye, hear ye,

get your cotton candy clams

just like King Richard

used to eat.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I thought the gnome

would attack me

but it waddled back

into the shadows.

Never made a sound.

This is surprisingly bad.

Arr! A mystery fair and true.

Best we be to avoid it.

What says ye, dog beard?

Aye. Scary gnomes, no.

More cotton candy clams, aye.

[giggling]

[grunts]

So its touch paralyzed?

For some reason, that doesn't

seem like a gnome power.

Goblin, maybe,

or perhaps a sprite.

Well, whatever it was it's gonna

be up to us to find it.

Oh, Fred. You sound so noble

when you say that. Hmm.

My mom is running the souvenir

stand at the ice cream moat.

She might know something.

Care to come along,

Peg-leg?

Hoo-hoo! Arr!

Like, dog beard and me can

always go for ice cream!

Yeah, with peanuts

and cherries. Ooh.

Arr, I mean,

crossbones and eyeballs.

- Arrgh! - Arr!

Is it me

or are pirates basically

just hoboes with earrings?

Well, I guess

that just leaves us.

- Looks like it, - my fair maiden.

Hey, are those lepers?

[sighs]

gulp gulp

Ahh. Hmm!

Nothing's like good moat.

I'll say.

burp

- Whoops. - Look at him, mom.

Is it me?

What am I, radioactive?

Don't be too hard

on yourself, Velma.

- 'You're quite pleasant - when you aren't trying'

- 'to be smarter than - everyone else.'

But I really care about him

and I want him to care about me.

It will happen, sweetheart.

And if it doesn't, mommy will

mix him up a special drink

of poison mushrooms

and wormwood.

- Mom!

- Kidding.

Anyway, about your scary gnome

this should help.

"I'm okay,

you're a scary gnome."

(Angie)

I can tell you for sure.'

'Read it, one thing

If it is a scary gnome

you're dealing with

watch out,

they hold grudges.

Gah. That queen was

a royal jerk.

Yeah, I said, "ahoy, ahoy",

in my pirate voice

and she stared at me like I was

wearing a hat made of live mice.

Dude, if I ever found a hat like

that, I'd never take it off.

- Huh? - Huh!

[cackling]

[cackling]

[growling]

[screaming]

Ow.

[screaming]

[screaming]

clank clank

[screaming]

[groaning]

'Mommy!'

These attacks could really

wipe out business.

- Or not.

- We'll be fine.

Only wretched pirates

are being assaulted.

Let's get back to the faire.

Hmm.

So, what do you say now, dad?

Looks like that scary gnome

needs investigating.

For once, Fred,

I agree with you.

- You do?

- Absolutely.

For instance, can it play

popular tunes

on a bank of horns?

- Can it ride a motorcycle - in a circle?

Can it spin like a top

on its pointy cone head?

- All things - we need to investigate.

Right, so stop wasting

our time, punk!

Sorry, sorry.

I just get excited.

[dramatic music]

sparkle

So, what did you find out

from your mom, Velma?

- There's lots of info - on gnomes

but nothing about attacks

on pirates.

They like gems,

possess weak magic

and while some gnomes are good

and helpful to animals

- others are evil - and rumored to work as managers

in the shady world

of Faerie Wrestling.

Maybe our gnome dropped this.

I found it in the hand

of one of the pirate nerds.

Way to go, Daph!

- We find out who has - the other one

we find our gnome.

Arrgh, perhaps Peter Squawk

knows a tale or two

about this here scary gnome.

What say ye, Pete?

[imitating parrot]

[laughing]

He knows somethin'!

- For the sake of those two - we better hope

the whole pirate thing

is a coincidence.

[intense music]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[siren wailing]

- Just put him - in any open chair.

- We're out of room - at the hospital.

And watch those refillable

sodas, boys. You're on duty.

The little creep clearly has it

in for scurvy scalawags.

No admittance.

This is a quarantined area.

- Besides, the movie's - already started.

You're showing them a movie?

Yeah. Aren't they, like,

frozen with gnomey magic?

I already saw the movie,

believe me.

Magically frozen is the perfect

viewing state to be in.

- You guys thinking - what I'm thinking?

- Double feature? - No.

We need to get in there and run

some tests on those pirates.

Arrgh, like, perhaps

old dog beard and Peg-leg Shaggy

should stay outside

and guard the concession stand.

[growling]

- (female ♪1) - 'What are you talking about?'

'You said you loved me.'

'I did, but that was before

I decided'

- 'to hit the road with Larry - and start a Mariachi band.'

'But Larry is a Schnauzer!'

I so know how she feels.

Ah. Here's a good one.

Stand back.

This is gonna get awesome.

[whirring]

Is everything okay, Velma?

Shaggy and I have been

seeing each other.

I knew it!

Oh, Velma, I'm so happy for you!

Or not.

I wanna be with him.

Then he does something stupid.

- Then I hate myself - for liking him.

Then I miss him.

Then I see him again.

Then he does something stupid.

Oh, you are so completely

living my life.

I mean, oh, sorry.

You guys having a lady talk?

Oh! Don't leave me out!

Go ahead. Tell him.

Things can't get any worse.

- Velma is having - a relationship with Shaggy

- and she's frustrated because - her affections aren't returned

- in the same measure - that they're given!

- Crazy, huh?

- Look, Velma.

You're complicating things.

- Why have a separate - relationship with Shaggy

when the five of us already have

this awesome relationship?

Just try and relax, we have

the rest of our lives together

to work out any problems.

Besides, I think

I found something.

gulp

My test indicates the goo

is a jellyfish toxin.

- Jellyfish toxin?

- Precisely.

And it causes instant paralysis.

The effect should

only last a few days.

Like, just long enough for

the Royal Knights Faire

to be over tomorrow.

gulp

So our only clues are

jellyfish toxin and an earring.

It's not much to work with.

Which means we better kick this

investigation into high gear.

[engine revving]

- Like, now's our chance, - Scooby-doo.

While the rest of the gang

is off scary gnome-hunting

the faire's delicious delights

are all ours.

[giggling]

I wanna run something

through with a spear.

I say, good riddance

to those sea scum.

Is he talking about us?

I never let pirates in

when I ran things.

You ran things into

the ground, you silly tot.

That's why I'm in charge.

Yes, married the rich queen,

didn't you?

Well, we'll see how long

you stay in charge.

[dramatic music]

Like, there's his gnome suit.

We gotta get out of here!

Wait, look!

Arr! Arr! Arr!

I'm a secret pirate!

'I'm a secret pirate!'

Swish!

'Avast ye, me hearties!'

'Oh, ho, ho, ho!

I'm a swashbuckler, I am!'

Like, wow. That is something

I didn't need to see.

My brain needs a shower.

Hmm?

[screaming]

[cackling]

[screaming]

[cackling]

- Get the rest of the gang - and save yourself, Scooby-Doo!

Hoo-hoo!

Ow!

[Scooby whimpering]

[cackling]

chomp

[groaning]

[whimpering]

Scooby-Doo,

just have a bite of boar.

It will make you feel better.

Ohh, it doesn't feel right

without Raggy.

Where's my Raggy?

[weeping]

Oh?

[humming]

[growling]

Hmm!

[growling]

Hey, cut it out!

Oh, no!

I miss him, too.

It doesn't make sense.

- How does the gnome - keep vanishing?

[cellphone ringing]

Mr. E.?

beep

'Hello, Mystery Incorporated.'

- Oh! - Listen to me, you creep.

- If you know anything - about what happened to Shaggy..

'Well, it's lovely speaking

to you, too, Velma.'

'I'm afraid I can't tell you

where Shaggy is'

'but I can tell you this..'

'...begin your search

at the end.'

'Enjoy the rest of the faire.'

- Begin at the end?

- Scooby!

[snarling]

Hold on. Truce.

I just want to know where was

the last place you saw Shaggy?

Hmm..

This was the last place

I saw Raggy.

Alright, gang.

You heard him. Start lookin'.

[screaming]

Way to go,

danger-prone Daphne.

Hey, gang, check it out.

What are we waiting for?

Raggy? Raggy!

It's like a tree

expressway up here.

We could walk all around

the park and never be seen.

Looks like we found Mr. Scary

gnome's private highway.

And that means finally,

it's trap time.

[sniffs]

[instrumental music]

What are we going to use

for scary gnome bait?

The one thing a scary gnome

can't resist.

'A pirate.'

Remember, Scooby,

you're doing this for Shaggy.

Scooby-Dooby-Arrgh!

Is Daphne back yet?

She said something

about needing bracelets.

We're all set.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Phew.

[growling]

[screaming]

Huh?

[growling]

[laughing]

He's making a run for it!

Let's cut him off!

Come on, Scooby!

Wait for me!

[giggling]

Fred? Velma? Daphne?

Raggy!

[mumbling]

[grunting]

Scooby-Doo!

Like, am I ever glad to see you!

Likewise!

[creaking]

[screaming]

[cackling]

Whoa!

[gasps]

[grunting]

Hmm!

[giggling]

I figured if the toxin

is passed by touch

let him touch some steel.

[laughing]

[groaning]

[coughing]

Ah. Frolicking in her majesty's

filth pit, are ye?

Begone from there,

you miserable pirates.

- Whoa.

- Ah.

[laughing]

He's headed

toward the entrance!

Stop that gnome!

[laughing]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[all screaming]

[laughing]

[grunting]

clank clank

Now let's see

who you really are.

[all gasps]

- (in unison) - The court fool?

That's my husband,

Gill Littlefoot!

What did you think

you were doing, fool?

What I've wanted to do for years

frame you for the gnome attacks.

- And once you were - out of the way

take your fortune

for my own.

Ow! Will you stop that?

But you're too tall.

- How could you ever be - the gnome?

There's a reason

our family name is Littlefoot.

[gasps]

I planned this over a year.

And while I've always hid

my tiny legs

this finally provided me

a way to make them useful.

Since Amanda's dislike

of pirates was well known

I planted her earring

on a victim

hoping to throw suspicion

her way.

I used my toxin-coated gloves

to paralyze all the pirates

but you would not quit.

The beautiful part is

that because of my..

I believe the medical term

is baby legs.

No one would have ever

suspected me.

That is, until you meddling,

gnome-hating, pirate-loving...

Yeah, yeah, shrimpo,

we got the picture.

All these years,

you've looked down on me.

Now it turns out

I'm actually taller than you.

Ow.

Let's go, little footy.

[laughing]

Boy, I had big plans for him!

Thanks for nothing, again.

Anytime, pop.

[instrumental music]

- Still a couple of hours - before closing.

Who's up for tossing

some alms at the poor?

I'm buying.

Arrgh, like,

Peg-leg Shaggy could go

for another round

of clam cotton candy.

What say ye, dog beard?

I say, Scooby-Dooby-Arrgh!

I so sympathize

with what you're feeling

but seriously,

trust your heart.

I will. Good luck.

- To both of us. - Fred Jones.

Don't you dare throw

anything at the poor without me.

Hey, dude. Watch it.

'Huh?'

Jerkweed,

you dropped something.

[dramatic music]

[gasps]

"Don't give up.

This has all happened before."

What has happened before?

[theme music]