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[rock music playing]

[motorcycle engine revving]

[tires screech]

[car horn honks]

[car horns honking]

[man] Make sure it gets dropped off at the Incheon Port container terminal

no later than 10:00 a.m.

-[car horns honking] -[Yeong-jo] Man, this traffic is terrible.

[Hui-gyeong] Oh no.

[Yeong-jo] Oh shoot. It's raining.

-[loud crash] -[both scream]

[groans]

[moaning]

[Seung-hyeok] Oh shit.

-[Hui-gyeong] Hey, excuse me! -Shit!

You can't just cut in front of me like that!

Didn't you see my turn signal?

[groans]

[Yeong-jo] Excuse me, are you all right?

[Seung-hyeok] Pain's the least of my fucking prob…

[low-key dramatic music playing]

S…

Seung-hyeok-ah.

Seung-hyeok-ah! Where are you? Appa's home!

Hey, kiddo. I bought you a baseball glove.

[wistful music playing]

Did you have a good day?

[Seung-hyeok] Mm.

Honey! Honey, what should we do? Seung-a hit her forehead!

Let's go to the hospital. Get his number. The insurance company will handle it.

Are you all right, Seung-a?

[mutters softly]

[sighs]

Here's my card.

I'M YOUR FATHER CEO CHAE YEONG-JO

"I'm Your Father"?

[scoffs]

Sorry, can I get yours?

My name isn't "Sorry."

Actually, now I go by, uh,

Hae-jo.

Other than murder, I'll pretty much do anything you need.

So whatever needs doing, you know who to call.

Uh…

I won't do missing persons cases,

runaways or anything else where children have gone missing.

Just FYI, you know.

[soft piano music playing]

[Seung-hyeok] Don't leave.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me, please.

Don't leave.

[woman vocalizing]

[breathing softly]

[gasps]

Whoa!

[Seung-hyeok sighs softly]

I said…

don't run away.

Hmm?

[yelps]

-[chuckles] -Hey, what the hell did you…

Hey, this is kinda sexy, you know?

Ah! Untie me, dammit! I swear, you're so dead!

If you'd listen, things would be easier.

-Here, smile. -Shit! Hey!

Are you serious?

[camera shutter clicks]

MR. PLANKTON

[water splashing]

[gasps softly]

[laughs]

Ah, she's such an idiot.

I mean, why would she close her eyes right at that moment?

[groans]

[cell phone vibrates]

[gasps] Who's this?

PERFECT GENE

PATERNITY TESTING COMPANY PERFECT GENE

How long will it take?

You'll get a text message when the results have been confirmed.

We could fast-track them,

and you'll have them later on this evening.

I need to hear today by noon.

It's just…

for me, a day's more like a year.

[dramatic music playing]

[Dae-bong] Unfortunately, at the moment,

this is really all I can give you.

UNPUNG PHARM. SPERM DONORS

Unpung Pharma?

Yes, back then,

it was common for pharmaceutical sales reps to regularly donate their sperm

to fertility clinics like this one.

These dudes donated sperm so you would buy some of their drugs, huh?

Sweet deal for sweet sperm.

It wasn't a deal, it was a donation.

At any rate, what you're telling me

is I have to find sperm donor number 137 alone?

Okay.

Well, for one thing,

we can narrow this list down to only the donors with type AB blood.

There are five.

Which means there's a 20% chance that the first guy I meet

will be my biological father.

Doc, I've got to admit, a 20% chance isn't terrible.

[Jae-mi] For the love of God!

[grunts]

[panting]

Man!

[groans]

Oh, shit.

[boy] Fuck this!

[man] You bastard, have you lost your mind?

Put that knife down!

Who the hell are you to decide to sell this restaurant?

You see this shit here, dude? I own it all!

All of this is mine!

Who the fuck do you think put up with the old dude all these years

and worked like a dog?

You bailed on us!

Why do you think you can take what's mine after ignoring us for so long?

-I'll kill you, I swear! -You're a crazy idiot!

Listen to me, you shithead.

There's no way in hell that condescending old man

is gonna pass this place down to a stupid asshole like you!

At least I'm not just some freeloader.

You're here being a leech because your wife left you

and your business tanked.

You're jealous that I'm better than you!

Like you helped me with anything, fuckhead!

Guys, come on! That's enough, guys. Knock it off now.

-[man] I'll show you who's better! -Dude.

-Don't touch me, you asshole! -[Eun-su] Please! Come on, stop!

Listen to your brothers!

We should sell as soon as we get a good offer and split the cash into four,

and then we'll just go our separate ways, okay?

It's better for your father anyway. He can barely get around on his own.

There are tons of great nursing homes.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

-What a caring daughter-in-law! Serious? -What?

Split it four ways? Are you expecting a cut?

-Obviously! -Yeah, she's family, you jerk!

You're joking! Fuck all this!

You guys are so full of shit! There's no fucking way in hell!

The three of us are gonna split it all.

Just don't get greedy and lose everything again on crypto, idiot!

You little shit! How dare you talk to me like that? Dick!

-I'm older than you, fucking idiot! -Did you really just hit me, you bastard?

-[all shouting] -[amusing music playing]

[boy] Get the hell out of my restaurant!

-Get out! -[overlapped shouting]

[sighs]

Hmm.

SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE

Wow, some fortune. Shit.

Anyone? Please! Can someone help me in here?

I'm literally tied to a desk!

Help! Is anyone out there?

[overlapped shouting continuous]

Please! Someone help!

[snoring]

[arguing continuous]

[snorts and moans]

[Jae-mi] Jeez!

[cries]

[breathing heavily]

[groans]

[amusing music continues]

[moaning]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, shit!

[groans]

[ties squeaking]

[moaning]

[straining]

-[squeaks and snaps] -[yelps]

[panting]

What you doing?

[laughing]

You're a dick!

You're enjoying this?

Yeah. That was freaking hilarious, dude.

You slid the whole thing.

[laughs] What are you, a bodybuilder?

Ah, ah.

Oh, I should have recorded it

for my "Jo Jae-mi's ridiculous moments" reel, dammit!

This is kidnapping and confinement.

If this goes to trial, you're going to jail.

It doesn't matter. I'm screwed regardless. Ha!

You trying to get yourself killed?

Heung's mother won't just ignore this.

She's extremely connected.

There's no way she's gonna stop until you're locked up, okay?

Oh, old lady's powerful, huh?

Yeah, she is, she made her family's cuisine a household brand.

She's basically a living national treasure.

-Can a person do that? -Oh my God, you're an idiot.

-If so, then you're a traitor. -How do you figure?

Well, I mean, you dared to deceive one of Korea's national treasures.

You're hiding your premature menopause to get your hands on the fortune

this beloved figure has worked so hard to build herself.

I think that makes you a shameless traitor.

Whatever. I don't care. People can call me that.

As long as I'm happy, it's all right.

Think someone else will come to your rescue?

Ah. Her son, huh?

You're not actually counting on that bonehead?

I'm not.

I'm counting on the power of love.

[laughs]

Are you seriously that naive?

You know love is fickle, and people's feelings change.

And you still have faith in it?

It's my life, and that's what I choose. Anyway, what do you care?

I'll tell you.

In another life, you loved me with all your heart.

But how do you feel about me now?

You don't love me.

-You want me dead, right? -[sighs]

Well, this is different.

And let's just make one thing clear. I wasn't the one that ended things.

No, you were the one who chose to leave.

Because you pushed me away!

You didn't even pretend to look back.

I thought you would try to get me to stay!

-Huh? -Huh?

[clock chimes]

[solemn piano music playing]

[light switches click]

-Hey. -[Jae-mi] Shut up.

-No, listen… -[Jae-mi] I said, shut up.

-No, it's just that-- -[Jae-mi] Leave it alone!

[sighs]

[Seung-hyeok] This is my blanket.

[over TV] That vacuum cleaner is this year's newest model.

Turn it off.

Not yet. I took a nap. I'm not tired.

[man on TV] It's also voice-activated!

Want to play word chain?

Or how about we continue that kiss?

[yelps]

[woman 1 on TV] It's messy here because you knocked all this stuff over.

[woman 2] You unbelievable slob.

Use your fancy vacuuming and cleaning when you're done eating.

[automated voice on TV] Cleaning mode activated.

[Seung-hyeok laughs]

[man chuckles on TV]

[vacuum whirring on TV]

[people screaming on TV]

[man on TV] What the heck? This thing has a mind of its own.

[Seung-hyeok chuckles]

[TV continues inaudibly]

[Seung-hyeok chuckles softly]

[dramatic music playing]

[rain pattering]

Are you all right?

Your hand's bleeding, you know?

Uh, it's pretty hurt.

Oh, well, there's a hospital across the street.

It's super close by, just around the corner.

Ah, fuck. This hurts like hell, man.

Here, hold this for a minute.

[tender piano music playing]

AQUA LOVE DAYCARE YUM-YUM TEACHER JO JAE-MI

[children chattering indistinctly]

[Jae-mi] I only saw that guy from the back.

But all I wanted was to run and give him a hug.

Hmm. He looked like that.

-That's her, right there. -That teacher there.

Huh?

[boy] Bye.

[gentle acoustic guitar music playing]

How did you find out that I work here?

AQUA LOVE DAYCARE JO JAE-MI

Gotcha.

Did you come all the way here to return this?

Obviously not.

-Then… -Are you with anyone?

Uh, well… Well, yes.

Really? Those kids said you're single.

-They're kids. What do they know? -Kids know more than you think.

Um, well, all right, what if I am single?

Let's go out.

Uh…

I don't believe in love at first sight, or any of that--

That's not what I said at all.

Fine, then what do you want with all of this?

I thought it'd be fun, just like your name.

My name means I'm fun?

Oh!

[chuckles nervously]

Wait, are you making fun of my name?

♪ When I'm covered in pain ♪

[chuckles softly]

Mm.

You like funny girls then?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I like guys who do a lot of smiling and laughing.

Yeah?

[giggles]

♪ Cover the sun… ♪

Right on, then, since you like funny girls,

I'll… I'll try to make you laugh at least three times a day.

But that's only if you make that same smile.

Even if it's not funny, okay?

Uh-huh.

[laughs]

♪ We're gonna try again… ♪

Nice to meet you. Jo Jae-mi.

Hey, I'm Hae-jo.

-[laughs] -Hmm?

What, are you kidding?

Oh, your name's worse than mine!

[both laugh]

Nice to meet you, Hae-jo.

[Jae-mi laughing]

[chuckles]

[Seung-hyeok laughing]

Somebody help me out with this thing!

[man on TV screams]

[Seung-hyeok laughing continuous]

You'd better get your act together.

You don't even know what you're talking about,

so why don't you just bug off.

[woman on TV] You bug off before I whack you.

Go outside.

[man on TV] Don't tell me what to do!

[birds tweeting]

Mm. Very good. Well done.

[bubbling]

[sizzling]

That's good.

Hyung-nim! Hyung-nim!

Oh my goodness! Hyung-nim!

Oh!

Hyung-nim! There's something wrong!

Hey, hey! Don't bring your funky clogs in here.

Oh! Goodness! What am I…?

[whimpering]

Hyung-nim, there's an issue.

Well, last night, Heung…

[whimpers]

[Ho-ja sighs]

He's searching for the mother of his child.

What's the issue?

It's a husband's duty. It's natural.

-So, you knew? -What?

You really thought a son of mine could sit there like a pathetic fool and wait

just because he was told to? Huh?

[suspenseful music playing]

[gentle music plays]

Hey, please tell me you put gas in Heung's car.

[man] Absolutely, ma'am.

All right, then.

When men in this family fall for a woman, they can't seem to think straight at all.

What can you do?

It's the way all men in our family are wired.

I suppose that's why the family still opts to follow that old-fashioned custom.

What custom is that?

The one that says you have to wait for the marriage to consummate it.

Come on, you know the family rule on virginity.

That's how it was done in the old days.

[laughs]

Well, sure, maybe for you.

But hubby and I kissed many times,

and even went all the way before we got married.

Take it easy. You sound like a tramp.

-You know what? Let me be honest. -I'd love if you weren't.

Heung is too square and by the book.

-It's because he takes after you, really. -Shut your mouth.

And as a result, I assumed he'd stick to the rule, but sheesh!

That uptight goody-goody knocked up a girl he'd only been dating two months.

Who knew the boy was capable?

I mean, I know our little apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I said shut your mouth. Keep it shut!

-Stop talking, please! No talking, got it? -Ow!

What are you, crazy?

[groaning]

[snoring]

Asshole, I'll chew you into pieces.

Huh?

Oh!

You're gonna roast like a chicken!

Oh…

Oh! Oh!

So, in summary, a stranger claiming to be your bride's friend

showed up at your wedding, then kidnapped her and dragged her

all the way here to Namwon, is that right?

I have that correct?

That's correct. There are witnesses.

And I also have a voicemail that she left me.

-Is that so? -Oh, and also I, uh…

I brought this,

in case it might help.

What's this?

And who is this guy?

It's that bastard. I drew it.

Huh? What?

Guys, we've got a facial composite. Look at this.

Mm-hmm.

One less thing for us to worry about.

Yeah, I, uh… I drew it from what I could recall.

As you can see here, in physiognomy,

the area between the eyebrows is called myeonggung.

The color of his myeonggung was quite dull and pallid,

and coupled with these short vertical lines right here,

we can see something's wrong with his head or his stomach.

[retching]

And knowing that, it's highly likely

the jerk is a sly, devious man who's very difficult to get a read on.

Ah.

This acupuncture point especially,

right under his cheekbone, right here, it's sunken--

-You read heads, then? -I work in traditional medicine.

What? Old school, huh?

Jeez, he doesn't look like a traditional doctor.

[chief] The thing is, sir, in most cases like these,

it's not kidnapping at all.

What likely happened is your wife and this fellow eloped.

That's my guess, anyway.

But why would she elope with some other dude

if her husband-to-be's a traditional Korean medicine doctor?

Hey, you never know.

The guy his wife took off with could be a whole lot cooler.

-What are you saying? -Calm down--

No way! No way did she elope. She didn't do it!

Jae-mi and I are totally… I mean, you know?

The two of us are so in love, you have no idea!

-Okay. Yes, all right. -You don't even know us--

-Sorry. -You don't have a clue about--

Yes, that's my bad, okay? Sit down, all right? Just relax.

Even the night before the wedding, she seemed so excited

and over the moon when…

she put on the flower shoes I got her.

I bet that son of a bitch had an unrequited crush on Jae-mi.

That's why he kidnapped her.

[chuckles]

Oh.

This is why they all went nuts fighting last night

about the money they'd get from selling.

[Heung] Jae-mi reminds me of a gorgeous flower.

A precious, delicate flower.

Her beauty, so innocent.

When I see her, I'm mesmerized.

[Jae-mi] Ooh! What a nice photo.

[laughs]

The flowers look lovely.

[both laugh]

Hurry!

[both chuckle nervously]

[playful music playing]

[camera shutter clicks]

[Heung] I'd never dare to taint her with my lustful desires.

That's how precious she is to me.

-[sighs] -[camera shutter clicks]

I swore that I would cherish her

and I would protect her.

[officer] Yikes.

[chief] See? What did I tell you guys? She eloped for sure.

She found someone more interesting.

That's why they say, "Don't wait forever."

[Heung] It was so hard, but we only ever held hands.

But before I could marry her,

that bastard literally ran off with my wife

right in front of my very eyes!

She should be in my arms now, not that guy's!

Who knows what that bastard could be doing to her right now?

Here you go. Catch your breath and just drink this.

I don't have any time to waste now, sir!

-No time. -Guys, what are you doing?

-Somebody take notes. He's talking. -Yes, sir.

Pay attention!

[cell phone vibrating]

KKARI

[vibrating stops]

[birds tweeting]

[vibrates]

NEW VOICEMAIL PRESS TO CHECK YOUR NEW MESSAGE

[boisterous laughter]

[henchmen in Korean] ♪ For you ♪

CHIL-SEONG LOANS

♪ I will follow you ♪

♪ To the end of the world ♪

♪ I'll go wherever you are ♪

[Gong-su scatting]

♪ My fluttering heart ♪

[humming]

[in English] Hey, you fucking idiot. Are you seriously singing? Huh?

-You think this is a party? -Sorry.

I haven't been out of the city for a while. I got a bit excited.

Hey, pull into that rest stop. Let's get something to eat.

Get some butter squid and what's that thing called?

-A caramel "yakkiaro"? -I'll get sotteok sotteok and some corn.

And one of those tornado potatoes.

I'll have udon with some fish cakes please, Hyung-nim.

[kicks seat] What do you want, kiddo?

[seat mechanics whirring]

[gasping softly]

Oh, I'll have a Deli Manjoo, please, if that's all right.

You think you're freaking fancy ordering an American snack?

You jackass. "Delhi" is Indian.

Yeah, but Manju's from China.

Actually, "Deli" is Amer--

-Get back down. -Yes, sir.

-[seat whirring] -[Gi-ho groans softly]

LOOKING FOR MY BRIDE JO JAE-MI

[acoustic guitar music playing]

NAMWON YURIM MANAGEMENT OFFICE NAMWON MANAGEMENT TEAM

[Heung] Hi, I'm trying to find someone.

Hello. Could you please take a look?

Hi there. I'm looking for someone.

If you see this woman, please give me a call.

Here you go. Please call if you see anyone who resembles her.

Give some to your co-workers.

Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. I'm looking for someone.

Have you seen this woman by any chance? No? I'll leave this here.

If you see her, please call.

Excuse me. Here, take this. Just a sec. I need help.

Hi, can you please look? Sorry, hi, would you--

Excuse me. I'm looking for someone.

Hi, hello.

[indistinct chatter]

Why is he looking for his bride?

-What does it say right here? -[woman 1] She's cute.

[woman 2] Aw, that poor guy. His bride has gone missing?

♪ Walk away ♪

[acoustic guitar music playing]

Jae-mi-ssi!

[music fades]

BOKJI CORNER STORE GENERAL GOODS, LIQUOR, BEVERAGES

[Heung inhales deeply and sighs]

[Jae-mi] You said if I ran away,

you'd search to the ends of the earth and bring me back, right?

Yes.

[Jae-mi] Can I hold… Hold you to that?

Yes, I swear.

No matter what.

[Jae-mi] I'll be waiting.

I love you.

[sighs] Jae-mi-ssi…

[sniffles]

♪ Walk away ♪

Thank you so much.

That was really very nice.

Thank you so much for these.

♪ Walk away ♪

[paper rustling]

Jae-mi-ssi! Jae-mi-ssi!

Jae-mi-ssi!

[somber piano music playing]

[woman singing in foreign language]

[Seung-hyeok clears throat]

Oh! Where'd you come from?

Here. This is for yesterday.

Ah, someone went and got his wallet.

[chuckles and gasps]

Hey, kiddo, I appreciate it, but this is too much.

Uh, you have a pair of slippers you don't need?

This is way more than your dinner and a pair of shoes.

Use the rest for a dye job on your hair.

Why bother? It'll be gray again before long.

It's not like I'm gonna date.

[both laugh]

[low-key music playing]

Well, eat something before you leave.

[laughs]

This is a whole lot of money,

and my own kids don't even give me this much.

You gotta let me feed you. [laughs]

Just stay a bit for some suyuk.

[laughs]

I make a mean suyuk. And there's no pork smell at all!

Come down to the restaurant with your wife in a little bit.

Hmm. Okay.

[chuckles]

[Man-soo] Okay, let's see here.

Is this meat cooked through?

[dramatic music playing]

[Man-soo chuckling]

Yeah, it's cooked to perfection.

[laughs]

-[pot lid scrapes] -[Man-soo grunts]

30 YEARS OF TRADITION SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE

[cutlery clattering]

[coins jingling]

Give it back.

What?

My shoe, dammit!

Tell me now where you put it.

I didn't put it anywhere. I already told you.

[sighs] You're gonna continue acting like a child?

Their dog probably ran off with it.

Mm.

[door opens]

-[sniffles] -Hey, hey.

Are you really crying over a lost shoe here?

-Really? Are you kidding? -Jeez, all right.

I'll buy you the same ones when we're done eating.

I don't care if they're gold, I don't want anything if it's from you.

We'll go look for it as soon as we're done.

Now, eat. It's good.

You're here to eat? What happened to finding that person?

-[man] Appa. -Yeah, I already did.

[man] It's going well. Don't worry at all.

And right now, I'm waiting for the results.

-[laughing] -Everything's done.

We'll see if I found the right guy or not.

-Abeoji, have some water. -Oh, okay, thanks.

So, did someone steal money from you?

How much?

Look, I'll give you the cash you lost, so let's just end this entire thing.

Okay?

[estate agent] Well, hello there!

[Man-soo] Aigo! Come on in!

[agent] You must have done a whole lot of good deeds in your life.

Oh, hi.

[man] Hello, sir. You can sit at that table over there.

[agent] …that big-name franchise coffee place opening up next to your restaurant.

-Talk about a jackpot. -Let me take this.

Got you guys coffees.

So, sir, what brings you here today? You didn't call.

I hadn't heard from you guys, and, well…

Listen, I need you guys to sign this agreement already.

You can't keep putting it off. I need it done ASAP, so here I am.

Okay, all I need now is your lovely signature here.

It's just, we haven't reached an agreement yet, sir.

[agent] How much longer do I have to wait?

[man] Give us a little more time.

Abeoji, could you taste the broth in the kitchen?

Oh, sure.

[Jae-mi] You know, I've got some money saved.

And I had put aside some cash for the wedding too.

It's really not much.

But, I mean, how much money did you lose?

What's going on?

[man] Stay out of it.

Hey, get lost.

I'm not selling, so get out of here, you dork.

-Get out of here! -That's enough, dude!

There are customers here. We'll give you a bigger cut. Relax.

What the hell?

All right, look, you guys can continue your fight

over who gets what after you sign this.

-Then I'm getting half of it. -Three-way split.

No, it's going four ways.

It's five ways!

What?

A five-way split, huh?

What's he saying?

It's just that I think I deserve a cut too.

That is, if you're gonna split it between the family.

And who are you?

Uh, I might actually be your brother and one of your dad's illegitimate kids.

What is his deal?

I mean, you guys all said last night

that the cash should be split equally among the family.

You said you'd sell the restaurant, your property, everything,

and split the money equally, then dump your dad in a nursing home.

Didn't you say that, sister-in-law?

Oh!

What are you saying? What is he, mad? I didn't say that, Abeonim!

Hey.

Who are you, dude? Huh?

Oh yeah, that's right, you said you were against it

because you think you deserve everything

for taking care of your dad while he was sick, you greedy bastard.

Psycho!

-[grunts] -[agent] Hey! Hey! Stop!

W-What are you doing?

Ah! Ooh, ooh!

-Hey, hey-- -[sizzles]

-What the hell? -Let's get out of here!

Hey, are you all right?

[grunts]

[man] Come here, you!

Ah!

-You asshole! -[whimpering]

Ah! Uh, sorry!

-[glass shatters] -[Jae-mi yelps]

You motherfucker!

Hey, knock it off or you'll get hurt, dipshit.

-Fucker! -[man] Who are you to get involved?

-You're the dipshit! -[man] What are you gonna do, asshole?

-You fucking bastard! You're dead! -[boy] Fuck you!

[man] Let's go!

-You're nuts, man! -[glass shatters]

-Don't think I won't! -[Seung-hyeok] Get out of my face.

[objects clatter]

[overlapped shouting]

Goddamn it! Who the hell is that prick?

He came out of nowhere. He ruined everything.

The deal was almost done, that shithead.

Ah, jeez, what's this?

[soft bass music playing]

Hmm?

[upbeat percussive music playing]

Oh! Sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!

Thank you!

Sorry, excuse me. Jae-mi-ssi!

Jae-mi-ssi! Ah!

[grunts]

Jae-mi-ssi!

[sneakers squeal]

I have to-- Uh…

[grunts]

[boy] You bastard! I'm gonna finish this.

[man] Wait a sec!

[Man-soo] What's the matter with you, you son of a bitch?

[breathing heavily]

[sighs]

[grunting]

I bet you can't even chop kimchi with that piece of crap.

What you doing with that knife? How come you're holding it?

You gonna shave?

-I'm gonna do my best for you. -With what?

With anything you need.

Put that thing down before you get hurt.

Yes, sir, okay.

Sir, they… they said there was a fight. Is it really okay there's just two of us?

Kid, I'll take care of it.

-Shouldn't we get backup for this? -There's no need for that crap, okay?

Trust me. Do you not trust me?

-Of course, sir. -Let's get psyched up, okay?

-Yep. -One, two, three!

-Fighting! -Fight! Get your hands on the wheel.

[heavy breathing]

[boy] Shit.

[heavy breathing]

Ah! My stomach! Ow, it really hurts!

Oh jeez! The pain is awful! Please!

[Jae-mi sobs]

-Oh no! My baby! -Stop standing there!

Help your wife and get out!

[Jae-mi] Oh, I feel like I'm dying!

[Jae-mi crying]

Oh no. My stomach! Oh, my stomach!

Oh, God, it really hurts!

Help me! Ow!

[whimpering]

[inhales]

[soft piano music playing]

[grunts]

-[man] Go inside, Abeoji. -[Man-soo] You guys go in.

[Seung-hyeok groans]

[Jae-mi sighs and moans]

They're lying about all that.

Well, who's lying to whom here, huh?

Both of you were dishonest with me.

Did you seriously think

that I had no idea whatsoever about their hateful plan?

I just acted clueless.

I was only pretending.

I was letting them lie, don't you get it?

Who are you to get in the middle of it and cause all that drama

when it's not even your business?

Tell me who you are, kid.

I…

[dramatic music playing]

I…

Uh…

[cell phone vibrates]

BASED ON THE DNA TESTING RESULTS, THE PROBABILITY OF PATERNITY IS…

[dramatic music continuous]

Hmm.

[chuckles]

You're right.

[sighs]

He's right. Fuck! It's really none of my business.

Why'd I get so wrapped up in all this?

Dammit, dude.

[wistful music playing]

You're really sick…

[gasps]

…aren't you? Something's definitely wrong. Either you're really sick or really crazy.

[exhales]

Uh, yeah, I guess I'm really sick.

You're bragging about it?

[panting]

[dramatic music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

-[tablet chirps] -[gasps softly]

[beeping]

-[car alarm beeps] -[Seung-hyeok] Let's go.

Hey, come on!

No way in hell!

[groans]

Why should I go along with your crazy drama?

I won't do it, okay?

[sighs]

[tense music plays]

-Let's go, now! -No! I said I'm not going!

No! Hey, put me-- Hey!

-No! Help me! -[Heung] Jae-mi-ssi!

-Jae-mi-ssi! -[yelping]

[Jae-mi] Sweetheart!

-Jae-mi-ssi! -Sweetie, I'm here! Honey!

-Jae-mi-ssi! Oh! Hold on! Oh! -[car horns honk]

[Jae-mi] Honey, I'm over here!

-Sweetie! Ah! -[Heung] Jae-mi-ssi!

Jae-mi-ssi!

-[car horn honks] -Oh God!

Are you kidding? Jae-mi-ssi, stop!

Ah! Jeez!

[Jae-mi wailing]

[Gothic orchestral music playing]

Hey, let me go! Oh!

Sweetheart!

Where's he at?

Uh, over there. No, wait, it's right over here.

Hae-jo, you're dead, you asshole!

It's right here.

Oh man…

-[man] You look over there. -We're closed!

-We won't be eating. -[Gong-su] Comb through the place.

Where is Hae-jo? I know he's in here, so have him come out now.

-[Gi-ho] You fucking idiots! -[siblings] Oh!

You better tell us where Hae-jo is, or I'll slice you--

[Man-soo] Hey! Who are you people?

[man] What the hell is that?

Shit!

[Chil-seong] Just give us Hae-jo and no one gets hurt.

You should keep out of this, or you'll get yourself killed, old man.

Get out!

-What? -Get out of my restaurant!

-Get out! -[police sirens wail]

-Did you just slap me, you bastard? -[car doors slam]

Everyone, hands up!

[chief stammers]

No one move, got it? If you move, I'll have to shoot!

Shoot. I left the Taser!

Are you kidding me, Officer Kim? Hey, man, get back here!

Hurry up and take their weapons away first.

Oh, uh, don't move! Good.

You, drop your knife.

-[Kim] Stay still, all right? Got it? -[siren wails]

Wait a sec, that's…

[chief] Hey, that-- that was our car.

[officer over radio] Fire at Dongil Market.

-Fire at Dongil Market. -What do I say?

-Uh… I, uh… -[siren blurts]

Hello, check, one, two. Officers, I'm very sorry about this.

I'm dealing with an urgent matter and in a rush,

so I borrowed the car, but I'll return it.

Hey, identify yourself!

Me? I… I, uh… I'm…

[breathing nervously]

…the 18th heir of the Chunghaegong faction of the Pungyeong Eo clan.

My name is Eo Heung.

"Heung" meaning "prosperity."

Eo Heung!

[dramatic music playing]

[Ho-ja] This is our family's signature nine-dish meal.

Our recipes have been passed down for years.

But this is known as Bum Ho-ja's signature goochupbansang.

Ah, this dish here is my chicken braised with persimmon leaves.

[reporter] Oh, persimmon.

Yes, it cuts the poultry smell and adds great depth of flavor, uh-huh.

Wait, what? He stole a police car? What the heck for?

How am I supposed to know?

Apparently, he's on the run now in Namwon,

headed somewhere in the police car he stole, I guess.

He's on the run?

This fool's better off getting eaten by a tiger.

He went to catch his bride's kidnapper, jeez!

For heaven's sake, why would he steal a police car?

-[phone line ringing] -God, this is embarrassing!

That crazy idiot.

Hey, John?

Yeah,

I'm gonna need you on the next flight headed for Korea.

Uh-huh.

[both screaming]

[rock music playing]

[Seung-hyeok] Hey! This is dangerous!

[tires screech]

[car horn honking]

-[police siren blurts] -[Heung] Jae-mi-ssi! Jae-mi-ssi!

[tires squeal]

Jae-mi-ssi! Jae-mi-ssi!

-Sweetheart! -I came here to rescue you!

-[crying] -It's dangerous, so be careful!

Just stay right there!

Ah! And I'm not giving up, ever!

-[Jae-mi] I'm here! -Don't forget that!

Oh! Oh, no!

[car horn blaring]

[Jae-mi] Sweetie!

Oh, come on!

-[siren blares] -I love you!

Jae-mi-ssi! I love you!

[Jae-mi] I love you!

[upbeat rock music playing]

No! No! Please…

[Jae-mi sobbing]

[engine revving]

Oh, jeez, this guy is hella persistent.

[Jae-mi] Damn you!

-No! -Wait, wait! Hey, hey, hey!

-Ow! -[horn blares]

Ow! Hey, shit!

-Let go of me! -[Jae-mi] Hey, let me out! Over here!

[horn honking]

Here, look! I'm right here!

-Hey, stop the car! -I can't pull over right now!

-Right now! -Will you stop it!

[horn honking]

[both screaming]

[tires screech]

-[Jae-mi] You psycho! -Ow!

Jeez!

[Jae-mi sobbing] Sweetie!

-[car horns honk] -Whoa, shit!

-Oh! -[tires screech]

-[Jae-mi screaming] -Come on.

What is this?

[rock music playing]

-[tires squeal] -[screams]

Whoa!

[tires screech]

[music ends]

[Jae-mi] Sweetheart!

-Oh, no! -Shit.

Whoa! Whoa!

-[tires squealing] -[Heung yelling]

[gasps] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fuck!

Jae-mi-ssi!

[screaming]

Oh! Oh!

[both panting]

-What the… -Hey, are you all right?

-Hey, you're bleeding. -What?

Ah, shit.

-You don't want to be a widow, right? -Of course not.

All right, I'm not gonna kill him then.

Wait, what? Hey, no, what are you doing?

Hey, wait a minute! Hey! No, wait!

Oh, jeez! Hang on!

[groans]

Jae-mi-ssi. Jae-mi-ssi!

[panting]

Jae-mi-ssi! Whoa!

[Jae-mi] Shoot.

If you hurt my husband, I swear I'll kill you for real! Hey!

-[gasps] -Right here!

[Jae-mi] Honey?

Jae-mi-ssi!

-Don't… Don't you move! You hear? -Shoot.

Go ahead and do it if you think you can.

What a coward you are.

Hey, you're the one with a Taser. I'm acting in self-defense now.

And, you know, a sneaky coward usually wins in the end of this kind of game.

-You're such a dog! -Woof.

[Jae-mi grunting]

[Seung-hyeok] Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh, fuck.

You serious? Hey!

Okay…

-[sirens wailing] -[dispatcher] Patrol 17,

the man with the police vehicle is in an altercation near Beltway 4,

pointing a Taser.

Hand over my wife right now!

I'm counting to three and shooting. I… I'll sh-sh-shoot you, I swear!

Yeah? Go ahead. I dare you to do it.

[Jae-mi panting]

-One! -[groans]

-[whispers] Jae-mi-sii, head over there. -Huh?

Two! Go over there.

How do you give acupuncture with such shaky hands?

Worry about yourself, you fucking asshole.

-[Seung-hyeok chuckles] -Three!

-Oh! -[Jae-mi] Shoot him!

[Seung-hyeok] Hang on a second!

[Heung] Dammit, why isn't this thing working?

-Shoot! -[Seung-hyeok whimpering]

-[Heung] Dammit! -[Jae-mi] Go on!

-[Taser clicking] -Come on! Shoot him already!

I'll shoot him! Here!

[Taser clicking]

[Heung whimpering]

What's with this thing?

Ah, jeez!

Oh God, I was scared for a second. Fuck.

You've got pretty clumsy hands for a guy in medicine.

Ah! Freeze! Stay there! I'll really shoot you, all right?

-Hurry up and do it then. -Just shoot it!

[Seung-hyeok] Do it already!

-[electricity crackling] -[screaming]

[Jae-mi gasps]

[Jae-mi] No! Heung-ssi! Heung-ssi!

Heung-ssi! Hey, are you okay?

You saw that, right? I didn't do anything. He shot himself.

Heung-ssi! Hey, are you okay?

Open your eyes!

Hey, don't overreact, okay? He just passed out. He's not gonna die.

You're an asshole!

-Ow. -You're such a jerk! Ah!

Die! Die!

-Hey, he's not dead. Come on. -Die!

All right.

-Ow. Come on. That hurts. -Just die!

-Ow. It hurts. -[high-pitched ringing]

You're such a scumbag! You should just go die!

Enough, please.

[wailing]

That hurts me.

That hurts me.

-[Jae-mi gasps and sobs] -[body thuds]

[gasps]

Oh, come on! Don't do this shit!

[crying]

[breathing heavily]

Hey.

[moans]

[cries]

[distant police sirens]

[Chil-seong] God, this is really fucking frustrating, you know?

I told you, we did nothing.

Okay? The place was already a complete disaster before we even got there!

Oh, come on, you guys are driving me nuts here!

I mean, you know I saw you all brandishing your weapons like this at Mr. Oh's face!

I saw the whole dang thing with my own eyes!

If that's true,

then you saw that crazy old man

come running at me with sundae and just popping me in the face with it!

What would you do in that moment, huh? I'm the victim here, dammit!

Okay, then, why don't you tell me the reason you went in there

with all of those weapons, huh?

What was the plan there?

Oh, I guess you were gonna help cut the sundae, huh?

Wow.

Huh!

[insects chirruping]

[grass rustling]

[wind blowing softly]

[sighs]

She actually left, huh?

Hey! There's no need to push each other, all right?

-Don't push! -[officer] All right! Come on! Get in!

I was kidnapped, okay? Kidnapped.

-[officer] Get in there! -Listen, this is a human rights violation!

You can't detain anyone in holding cells at substations anymore.

Yeah, that's right.

My guy took the police exam nine times, and he knows everything you know.

You're violating our human rights.

Wow, you don't say, huh?

Only thing is, this isn't a holding cell anymore.

It's our storage area now.

So just keep your mouths shut unless you also want to be charged

with obstruction of justice on top of everything else, all right?

Is that legal?

I can't remember.

Ah! You idiot.

Goddamn it.

-[sighs] -Sorry, sir.

-[Heung screams] -[chief] W-What the…

-Man, you scared me! -I've lost her.

Gosh, that jerk decided to wake up.

[moans]

[chief] You're taking a three-month pay cut.

You guard your weapons with your life. How could you leave it in the car?

Look, you know, I didn't mean to leave it in there, Chief…

Yes? Hello? Yeah.

[Heung whimpers]

[Jae-mi] Come on, shoot him already!

Just shoot it!

-I… Ah! -[electricity crackles]

[sighs]

Heung-ssi! Hey, are you okay?

Heung-ssi! Hey, are you okay? Open your eyes.

[laughing] Hey, look at that idiot.

-God… -[bars rattle]

Hey, you with the headpiece. That noise is driving me nuts.

-Hey! Stay still! -[man] Hey!

-[groans] -[bars rattle]

Jeez, he's really driving me crazy.

Hey, man…

Oh, wow! Mr. Traditional Medicine Man. You must be well-connected, right?

-This guy's a doctor? -Yeah.

My supervisors just told me I had to set you free now, no questions asked.

What about us?

-[all shouting] -[man 1] What are you do--

[man 2] Hey, hey, hey! Why aren't you helping us out, too?

-Oh, come on, why does he get to go? -Hey, hey, just a sec.

-Please don't leave yet, Mr. Eo. -[man 3] What about us?!

Uh, hey, I want you all to keep it down now!

Please! I'm going crazy!

-You can't leave yet. -Why not?

Uh, someone's coming to get you.

Who is it? Eomeoni?

[chief] Uh, no. Hang on. What was his name?

All I know is that I was totally offended the moment I heard his name.

[passport official] "John Na"?

[rock music playing]

But Jae-mi-ssi, uh, she's…

Well, have you tracked down where she is yet?

You guys still haven't found her yet?

[chief] Well, I'm afraid not, sir.

We have no idea where the two of them went

after they ditched the car.

[Heung sighs heavily]

-[grass rustling] -[wind gusting softly]

[sighs]

[moans]

[water babbling]

Ah.

I thought you'd left.

Did you hide me over there?

Uh-huh.

Well, thanks a lot.

Here's a token of my gratitude for y--

Don't get any dumb ideas. I wasn't waiting for you.

Hey, where are you going?

[Jae-mi] Back to where I belong. Where else?

No, don't go.

-Get off. -Don't leave, all right?

I'm going. Don't bother trying to stop me.

No, I won't let you.

Then kill me already.

Because if you don't, I might kill you instead.

[mellow acoustic guitar music playing]

Why?

Whether I do it or you do,

one of us has to die so we never see each other again.

So if you won't just let me go,

and you're also not willing to kill me now…

I don't know about you, but I can't take this,

and I wish you'd just drop dead or something!

I want to be happy!

[crying]

Do something about this shit, please!

[high-pitched cry]

[mellow acoustic guitar music playing continuous]

[sobbing]

Okay.

I'll grant your wish.

[breathes heavily]

I'll leave you alone.

And I'll die.

It's just…

until then, I'm not letting go of your hand.

[Jae-mi gasps]

You're all mine.

♪ 'Cause the people are crying ♪

♪ All over town ♪

♪ Searching for something ♪

♪ Nobody has found ♪

♪ And I'm just the guy ♪

♪ To understand ♪

♪ While people are trying ♪

♪ Around and around ♪

♪ And what is the meaning of this ♪

♪ Do we find? ♪

♪ But we just keep falling down ♪

♪ Until we get everything right ♪

♪ So we leak in the summer ♪

♪ When we're covered in rain ♪

♪ There's no other way I know ♪

♪ Than to learn from my days ♪

♪ With our wings made of envy ♪

♪ Have to find another way to the glory ♪

♪ Or we'll just keep falling down ♪

♪ Before we reach while we try ♪

♪ 'Cause the people are crying ♪

♪ All over town ♪

♪ Searching for something Nobody has found… ♪