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-[yawns] -Let me tell you the most epic story ever.

I mean, ever, ever.

It all started when a cute kid named Anakin Skywalker

turned into the scariest Sith Lord in the galaxy, Darth Vader.

Vader and his totally evil boss, Emperor Palpatine,

transformed the Galactic Senate and established the Empire.

They were like, "Ooh, we're so totally in charge now."

Oh, no, you're not.

[herder] Darth Vader's own kids, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia,

led a rebellion against the Empire.

Time for a war in the stars.

[herder] At the battle of Endor, they teamed up with the Wookiees

to defeat the Emperor once and for all.

-[growls] -Oh, wait, sorry. Ewoks.

I meant Ewoks. I love those little guys.

[C-3PO] How undignified.

[herder] And that was it. Or was it?

It was not!

A new evil threat rose up, led by the resurrected Emperor.

I'm back, baby! The dead speak.

[herder] But, luckily, a new generation of heroes emerged to face the Emperor,

including Rey, who was kind of a Skywalker.

Rey was trained by Luke, who was, by this time, pretty cranky.

I'm cranky now. Get 'em, Rey!

[herder] In the end, the galaxy was saved and we have peace until this very day.

And that is the most epic story ever told.

Not bad, huh?

You tell the same story every single time.

But I did leave some stuff out.

Next time I can tell you about Grand Admiral Thrawn,

or, ooh, we can turn the pages of The Book of Boba Fett

with our imagination.

[herder 2] Storm's over, guys.

Okay, Sig, wrap up story time. Jedi good, Sith bad.

We get it, you scruffy-looking nerf herder.

Who are you calling a scruffy-looking nerf herder?

You. You are a scruffy-looking nerf herder. We all are.

[nerfs bellowing]

-I prefer nerf handler. -[sighs] Whatever.

There's a herd of nerfs up in the northern pasture,

and Farmer Scala wants them down the mountain and back in their pens

before the next ion storm hits.

Sorry to cut this short. My brother needs me.

Next time I will introduce you to a... [screams]

How'd the herd get this far up, Dev?

You were taking shortcuts again, weren't you?

Eh, who's to say what really happened?

All I know is if we don't get those nerfs back,

Farmer Scala will dock our pay,

and I'm so close to having enough credits to get off this backwater planet for good.

[Sig] You're not really gonna leave. Fennesa is our home.

You bet your bantha I am. And you're coming with me.

Don't you want to stop telling other people's stories and make your own?

I don't need my own, Dev.

I already know all the best stories by heart.

[chuckles] Know all the stories, huh?

I bet you mixed up Wookiees and Ewoks again.

-How did you know? -Every single time, Sig.

In my defense, they're both very furry.

I really want to pet an Ewok. It's not creepy.

Hey, come on!

-Get back here. Go, go. Hey now. Come on. -[nerfs bellowing]

[nerfs grunting]

Lug! Come on!

We've got to get you back down the mountain.

[nerf bellows]

Stop! Don't make me wave my stick.

Okay, you're asking for it.

[nerf growls]

Lug! Stay!

[nerfs growling]

[sighs] Sig, why do you bother using that stick?

Because this is what nerf herders traditionally use,

and, if there's an ion storm, we'll be glad to have it.

I just need to keep practicing.

Forget practice. Got to get creative.

[nerf bellows]

Yah! Whoo!

Yah! Yah! Come on.

[nerf bellows]

[blusters, grunts]

Whoa! Easy, boy.

Okay, that's not creative. That's just crazy.

Farmer Scala gave us very specific instructions on how to herd nerfs.

But this gets the job done way faster, baby brother.

See? We're already done... [screams]

-[screaming] -Dev!

[Force rumbling]

[rumbling continues]

[distorted screaming]

[Dev screams, grunts]

Dev, are you okay?

That was awesome!

That was not awesome.

-You could have gotten really hurt or... -S-Sig, you saved me.

How did... Did you just use the Force?

What? Nah. Me? Use the Force? Come on.

H-How long has this been going on?

Not that long.

A few years.

-Years? -It's barely the Force.

It's not like I'm lifting giant boulders or doing Jedi mind tricks.

I-I-It's weird. I can just build things.

But no one else can know. I-I just want to forget this ever happened.

Why hide it? If I had the Force, I'd be going up to people like,

"Hello there. Hi, I'm Dev. I have the Force.

-Isn't that the greatest thing ever?" -I'm not built like you, Dev.

I'm not the brave guy.

The doing-cool-stunts-on-my-speeder guy.

The second you have powers and can do extraordinary things,

people expect extraordinary things from you.

And I just want to be ordinary.

But you're not ordinary, Siggy.

-And I hope someday you realize that. -[sighs]

I wish it was you who had these powers.

Me too. But instead, I'm gonna make sure you don't waste them.

Now, come on, Master Jedi. It's getting late.

[Sig] Do you really want to leave all this?

The sights, the sounds, the smells.

That's you.

[sniffs] Oh.

-Look. -[pilot] Farmer Scala.

We found your daughter out joyriding.

Surely there's no harm in that. Kids will be kids, right?

-[speaks Sullustese] -In his X-wing.

Okay. But I left it exactly the way I found it.

Oh, I assure you, I will make sure she's appropriately disciplined.

Fine! And don't touch our stuff.

You can't keep doing this, Yesi.

You're gonna take over the farm someday.

Ugh. How many times do I have to tell you before you believe me?

I don't want the farm.

Don't say that.

Your place is with the nerfs and me right here on Fennesa.

I know you really wanna believe that, Dad,

but there's just one problem.

Fennesa is the slowest place in the galaxy.

And I like to go fast.

[sighs] Yesi Scala.

The only other person on this planet who wants off as badly as I do.

Oh! Here she comes.

-Be normal. As normal as you can be. -[gasps]

Hey, Yesi. What's up?

What's up is that I'm stuck on the worst planet in the galaxy.

[Dev] That's what I've been saying.

Fennesa's not so bad. I'll tell you a bad planet.

Hoth. Just snow and wampas. Wampas and snow.

I'd rather fight a hundred wampas than spend another second here.

I want to do, to go, to move.

Make my own path, not have it decided for me.

Then you will. You're Yesi Scala.

There's no one in the galaxy who can tell you what to do.

[sighs] I am so emotional right now. Are you emotional, Yesi?

-[chuckles] I mean... What I meant to say... -Ignore him.

What he meant to say was some of us are gonna

watch the holo of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes in a bit if you wanna join.

[up-tempo lounge music playing]

Might as well. I'm not going to be flying anytime soon.

Actually I-I should probably be going.

I-I like the Modal Nodes,

but I feel like they only have, like, one good song, you know? Like...

Okay. So have fun without me.

We always do!

What is wrong with you, Sig?

Why do you get so awkward and nervous

whenever the coolest, most beautiful girl on the planet is around?

Oh, I answered my own question.

[clattering]

Servo, be careful with my models!

[exclaims]

[Sig grunting]

[sighs]

Servo, you are not being a good roommate.

-[Servo beeping] -Okay, okay. I missed you too.

Look at us having a good time.

We don't need to go to some silly party.

-[villagers chattering] -[up-tempo lounge music playing]

Th-This is much better.

[Sig] Good boy, Lug. [chuckles]

We're gonna give you a treatskie when we get back home.

So, I was talking with Yesi last night.

She's ready to leave Fennesa with me as soon as I get the credits.

You're leaving? With Yesi?

Come with us. There's so much you can accomplish with what you can do.

Don't waste it here, please.

Dev, I can't.

Come conquer the galaxy with me.

I don't want to do it alone.

I need my brother by my side.

If I didn't have you, I don't know what I'd...

Why are you so scared of change, Siggy?

Change isn't always good.

Maybe this right here, right now, is the way things are meant to be.

Predictable and safe.

[thunder rumbling]

[both] Ion storm!

We have to get outta here!

[bellows]

[growls]

-Lug! -[growls]

[device beeping]

[grunts, strains]

Whoa!

Dev! Dev!

Help!

[grunts] Don't worry. I got you.

Come on.

-Servo, no! We don't need your help. -[Servo beeping]

[Dev] Servo, I'm gonna sell you for scraps when we get home!

Ow.

[groans] Who knew falling off a cliff would hurt so much.

[Servo beeping]

Servo!

You're okay, buddy.

Good thing gonk droids are basically indestructible.

Come on. I think I know a shortcut that can get us back home.

-You sure? -Trust me.

This shortcut ended up being pretty long, Dev.

Do we just live up here now?

'Cause I don't love that and...

What is this thing?

Where are we?

These symbols...

[gasps] It's a Jedi temple!

Let's see what's inside.

Just one kyber crystal could get us off this planet for good.

-I don't know, Dev. -Sig.

You can use the Force, and I think we both agree I'm awesome.

We fell off a cliff and happened to stumble upon a lost Jedi temple.

This is all happening for a reason.

Destiny wanted us to find this place.

The Force is awakening, bro, and it's saying,

"Dev, Sig, go inside the temple and see what you can find."

So come on!

[strains]

Oh, man, it won't budge.

If only we had some kind of... [chuckles] ...I don't know,

Force we could use to open it.

I don't know. We shouldn't be here.

Come on, Siggy. Just try.

[groans] Why do I listen to you?

[Force rumbling]

I think something's happening.

[rumbling continues]

Good work, Siggy.

The Force is, like, crazy strong with you.

It's not that strong.

[Servo beeping]

Whoa.

[Dev chuckles] Well, would you look at that.

And I thought Fennesa was just some boring rock.

Whoa. I recognize this writing.

"The temple that holds the galaxy together."

[chuckling] Whoa.

-Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing? -It's just a little piece.

Its glowing and glowing usually means valuable.

-No one's gonna miss it. -Dev!

There's getting creative with the rules,

and then there's messing with a mysterious object in an ancient Jedi temple.

In other words, do not touch the piece!

Come on, Sig. Help me.

For someone who spends all his time telling stories about heroes,

you have no idea how to be one.

Maybe that's why you like history so much.

It's over and done, but your life isn't.

There's so much ahead of you if you'd just try, but you're afraid!

-I'm not afraid. -Then prove it!

Fine! You want that piece?

-Be my guest. -[Force rumbling]

There. Are you happy?

Wait! Get away from there!

How did you...

-Oh, no. -Wow. Are you a Jed...

[rumbling]

[Jedi grunts]

-Run! -[Servo beeping]

[panting] Move those stubby legs, Servo!

[panting]

-[panting] -[Servo beeping]

[screams]

-[Servo beeping] -Siggy!

Dev!

What in the... [grunts]

[Jedi] No.

Space, time. It's... It's falling apart.

Everything's going to change.

The building blocks of the galaxy are getting mixed up.

Rearranging.

Everything we knew about the galaxy will be different.

[growls]

Worlds will change.

Salt.

Pepper.

[sneezes]

[Jedi] People will change...

in ways we cannot possibly imagine.

-[bell rings] -[frog croaks]

What's come before us is gone.

All the triumphs and tragedies

will be rebuilt into... something new.

[groans] This is why I don't want to mess with the Force.

Dev? Dev!

Where are you? Where...

Where are we?

What happened to Fennesa?

A clone trooper?

But they haven't been around for decades.

Okay, Dev, is that you?

Are you pranking me? Like,

"Oh, we destroyed an ancient Jedi temple. Now's the time to really nail him"?

Hilarious.

Uh, who are you guys?

-It's a trap! -[exclaims]

[all] It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap.

It's a trap.

What are you doing on Fennesa?

This planet belongs to the Empire.

The Empire? You're confused. The Empire is long gone.

Besides, you're Admiral Ackbar. Admiral Ackbars.

You aren't clone troopers, and you definitely weren't in the Empire.

Also, I think you're dead.

Take this rebel scum to the Sith Lord.

Sith Lord?

You know what, how about my droid and I just get outta your gills?

Come on, Servo.

Servo! Do not cuddle the Mon Calamari.

-Seize them! -[gasps]

[pants, screams]

[screams, exclaims]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

Oh, no.

[grunts]

-[grunts] -[trooper screams]

Yesi?

[trooper groans]

Where'd you get a Gaffi Stick?

[trooper grunts]

And sweet fighting moves?

-Do I know you? -Of course you know me. It's Sig.

I've literally never seen you in my life.

Then why did you save me?

Because, generally, anyone who's an enemy of a clone trooper

is a friend to the Rebellion.

So, who are you and how do you know me?

Well, I... Uh, uh...

The Rebellion ordered you to follow me, didn't they?

You mess up one time and they never trust you again!

Who sent you? Porkins?

You've got about three seconds to explain

before you meet the business end of my Gaffi Stick.

And it is always open for business.

I'm not a rebel!

We live here on Fennesa with my brother.

We work for your dad and...

What are you talking about?

My dad's gone because of the Empire.

And me? Live on a planet like this?

I'd rather kiss a mynock.

I'm only here to scout Fennesa for the Rebellion.

This doesn't make any sense. It's all wrong!

Exactly! You're all mixed up.

No, you're the one who's mixed up.

This whole world is mixed up!

Yesi, look out!

[trooper 2 grunts]

[gasps] How did you do that?

-Are you a Jedi? -Jedi? Me? No.

[scoffs] I mean, no.

You are a Jedi.

[laughs] This is perfect.

A lost Jedi.

This... This could change the tide for me.

Or for the Rebellion, I mean.

Come on. We're getting off this ball of dirt.

[trooper 3] Stop copying me.

-[trooper 4] You stop copying me. -[trooper 3] Stop copying me.

[trooper 4] You stop copying me.

-[trooper 3] Stop copying me. -[trooper 4] You stop copying me.

This is Fennesa?

W-What happened to my home?

[shushes] Keep up and keep your head down.

[Sig] Are those X-wing TIE fighters?

Aw, this is actually pretty cool.

[Yesi] They're called X-fighters and they are not cool.

Maybe my brother came here looking for me.

Maybe they captured him!

-Get down! -[trooper 5] They couldn't have gone far.

[clattering]

Find them!

That was a close one.

Okay. We're almost out of here.

My ship is docked in the port.

Gave them some fake Imperial security codes.

I've met rancors who were smarter than these Imps.

Well, actually,

rancors are very misunderstood creatures who are very intelligent.

Hey, don't care. Let's go!

I guess this Yesi likes to go fast too.

[grunts]

It's just up ahead.

They got Dev!

That's your brother?

Yeah. You know him too, but you just don't remember.

-I can't leave without him. -Sig, wait! You-You don't understand!

Don't worry. He's amazing at slipping out of tight spots.

He'll be fine. He'll think of something.

-But he's a... -Get away from him! Dev!

Dev, it's me, Sig.

-Please tell me you remember me. -[gasps]

[trooper] Stop him!

[exclaims]

[grunts]

[groans]

Who are you?

I'm Sig Greebling! Dev, we're brothers.

You're the effortlessly cool brother, and I'm the effortlessly uncool brother.

I sense something in you.

-Yes, that's the brother part. -No.

I sense the Force.

-It's strong in you. -[Sig] Well, I don't know about strong,

but we did use my power to find the ancient Jedi temple.

-[gasps] -You found the temple?

I've been looking for it for years.

Are you feeling okay?

Why are you dressed like this, Dev?

[Dev] Don't call me that! My name is not Dev.

My name is Darth Dev.

[laughing] Okay.

[chuckles] Good joke.

But I don't believe you. Darth Dev?

It's silly. You can do better than...

It's short for Darth Devastator!

[laughs] Wow.

You've got the Force too, so I should probably go.

[exclaims, strains]

This galaxy just keeps getting worse!

A fool like you couldn't have gotten this far on your own.

[gasps, grunts]

[Yesi groans]

[Darth Dev] Huh. A rebel.

I should have known.

[both grunt]

Take them to the castle.

So you know before, when I was calling after you?

I was trying to tell you that Dev, who you think is your brother,

is the Sith Lord who rules over our galaxy!

Oh, yeah. You probably should have led with that.

[Servo beeping]

[Jedi] Don't blow a circuit, short stuff.

We're going to save them.