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I'd like to welcome you to this hypnosis recording

for relieving stress and anxiety.

This session is designed to increase your well-being

and your ability to release any form of stress

that you may have been holding on to.

You'll have the opportunity to restore your inner balance,

your sense of calm and being in control.

Please make sure that you are not driving,

operating machinery, or doing any other task

that requires your attention.

If you're just tuning in, welcome, folks.

Don't fight depression, make friends with it.

What are we waiting for?

I think she's still getting changed.

Oh, yes, here she is.

- Aww. - You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Right.

You two go in the back. I'll go in the front.

Okay. I'm going.

- You look lovely. - Yeah?

- What's wrong? - Everything okay?

- He hasn't turned up. - What?

We tried calling but there's no answer.

Well, call him again.

I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

I'm so, so sorry if I've done something wrong,

but I love you.

I just want things to go back...

to how they were.

Thank you.

Lovely.

Right. How are you feeling?

I feel... fine.

- Fine? - Yeah.

No...

good.

Fine or good?

Good.

No depression?

No.

You?

Funny.

Thanks.

What's your name?

Jane.

Say it again.

It's Jane.

Are you sure?

- Yeah. - Good.

Nice, isn't it?

Yeah.

That could be you one day.

Yeah?

Merry Christmas.

Hello!

Anyone?

Anyone?

Quickly! Quickly.

- Hello, Jane... - That's nice.

...what are you doing here?

Hello, Mom, Dad. Come in. I've got something to--

Nicola, Lucy, come on. Quickly, guys.

Haven't got all day. Didn't expect you here, but it's all right.

Now, I don't-- I don't wanna cause anyone any offense...

but I bought my own presents this year.

Yes, I have.

Yeah. It's just-- To be honest, um...

You know, I've had enough of all the--

the soap and the socks all the time,

because it is a lot, isn't it?

Yeah, I know. I can see it, Mom.

I recognize the shape.

I like them. I just got a lot of them.

And Nicola, you didn't even buy me socks last year, did you?

It's okay.

It's okay. I hope I haven't offended anyone.

No.

So I've-- I've wrapped them from you. Make it easier.

I just need the money now. Thank you.

- That's from you, Nicola. Take it. - What?

- Fuck off. I'm not giving you that. - Nikki...

Well, you have to. So, you've got no choice.

No. No. I haven't got enough money for myself,

let alone to buy you some fancy fucking bag.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, thank you so much.

Love the paper. Thank you.

It's so nice. I'll keep that.

Oh! I love it. It's stunning.

- Yeah. - Oh, thank you.

Where'd you get it from?

I love it. I love it so much. Thank you so much.

Oh, what's this? From you?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Wow, Nicola!

- You didn't have to. - I didn't.

- Yeah, you did, though, didn't you? - No, I didn't.

- So, 250 pounds, please. - No.

- You-- - No, I'm not,

I'm not buying you that bag, Jane.

- You already did, didn't you? - No.

We'll talk about it. Maybe I'll get this one.

- Yeah, great. All right. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Hi, Alice.

- Hi. Merry Christmas. - Hi. Well...

♪ Wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas ♪

♪ I wish you a Merry Christmas and... ♪

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

- Shall I... - Uh, yeah.

- ...help you. - Thank you.

Thanks for the necklace.

- I absolutely love it. - What necklace?

- Give you a receipt later. - Wait a second. There we go.

Thank you. Is Jack all right?

He opened all his presents, did he?

Yeah, you do know that you got him an umbrella.

Yeah, that's from me. He like it, yeah?

Well, he's nine. Doesn't really need one.

Okay. Did he like it?

- Yeah, he did, actually. - Good.

What time is dinner?

It will be ready when it's ready, okay?

Bit hungry.

Carrots. Got carrots, yeah?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Roasted potatoes.

- Yorkshire pudding. - Mm-hmm.

- Carrots? - Yeah.

Turkey?

What did you put on the carrots, Tony?

Coriander.

Okay.

All right, Jack?

Hey, what's up? You all right?

Christmas. It's Christmas. Take it.

His dog passed away this morning.

- What? - His dog passed away this morning.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- What'd the dog die of? - Cancer.

Well, doctor did say it runs in the family.

So...

We've all got to be careful. Yeah.

I have to go 'cause I don't like coriander.

Jane, sit down, please.

We're putting you on a different dose of medication.

Why? I feel-- I feel fine on the--

on the medication that I'm on, actually.

We don't want to feel fine.

We want to feel better. Don't we?

- Do we? - Yes.

- Okay. - Repeat after me.

I am in my oils.

I'm in my oils.

Did the doctor say you'd put on weight?

- No. - She has, hasn't she?

- Mm-hmm. - I'm on new medication.

- So, I'm sleeping a lot. - Well, you need to wake up.

Okay.

What's Alice been doing?

You can tell her we've decided to move away.

This is no life for us, it's disgusting.

She won't even talk to her own mother.

What have I done? What have I done?

- Nothing. - She's just jealous, isn't she?

She is, isn't she?

Is she?

But, um, we've been redecorating the kitchen.

It's lovely. We're in our oils.

You should start doing something about this place,

it's beginning to look like a squat.

I'll get that.

- Hello. - Hey.

I haven't heard from you in a while.

- Are you okay? You sound tired. - I can't talk. My parents are here.

- Quick. Quick. - Have you told them about us yet?

No, not yet. They're not ready. I will.

Look I just love you, and I want them to know.

Well, I love you too.

- Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye.

What's wrong?

- Nothing. - Well, sit down.

There's news.

Bad news.

I'm ill. Nothing definite.

Don't start worrying yourself because we're not sure of anything yet.

But it's bad.

Really bad. Isn't it?

And, above all, don't tell Alice.

No.

Well,

we've had a lovely visit, haven't we?

Yeah, it's been all right. Yeah.

Well, we have to go.

Bye.

- You used to have such beautiful hair. - Thank you.

Bye, Dad.

Bye.

Why not turn to the person next to you and see if they're depressed.

Remember, don't fight depression. Make friends with it.

If you're just tuning in, welcome to "Feeling Blue."

Today's phone-in is all about making a change.

Maybe you're sick of the humdrum nature of day-to-day life.

You want to make a change. You want to stop taking the pills.

Today could be the first day of the rest of your life.

Why not call in to tell us all about the change you're making.

Have you-- bloody hell, it stinks in here. Have you washed?

Yeah, loads.

- You need to wash. - Yeah, you need to fucking shut it.

Look, look.

- What? What? - Look.

I'm claiming money on the sick for mental health

and they're coming round here shortly

to examine me to make sure I'm a nut job.

- Why, what's wrong? - I've got what you've got.

Time of the month?

Yeah, I'm hemorrhaging--

No. There's nothing wrong with me, Jane. I'm normal.

Oh, okay. Normal period.

Lucy is claiming on depression as well.

- Yeah, I'm depressed. - We all are.

So, I need you to show me some stuff, all right?

Tell me how to act in front of them.

No, Nic-- Nic-- Nic-- We can't do that. We'll go to jail.

- How you feeling? - Oh, I feel fine, thank you.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Yeah? Nothing going on? - What do you mean?

There's nothing fucking weird going on in your head?

No, I feel fine, thank you.

A-okay.

I'm taking my tablets, honest now.

What happens if you don't?

Uh, depends really, but around nine o'clock every night,

spiders come out of the walls.

That one now, it's got a face on him,

and one back there in the corner, the mother--

mothership like that... And then over there,

a jumping jack, like that...

And then I can get the, uh...

shakes.

She's very, very ill.

- Are you okay to talk to me, Nicola?

Go away.

Go away. Who's there, Mum?

Shh, less is more. Jail cells.

Well, you won't tell anyone what happened here today, will you?

Oh, you get the-- get the door. Quick, quick, quick.

Quick. I'll do it.

Yeah. Get--

Goodbye. Show is over.

Good riddance.

- How much money have you got on you?

Uh, nothing, nothing.

Can we lend us some money?

Why? How much? You haven't paid me back for the bag yet.

- A grand. - That's a lot.

Yeah, well, we need it.

Shh, keep quiet. Sit down.

- They're listening. - What?

Shh, don't wanna scare you.

What are you talking about?

The people in the walls.

Shh, don't look.

They can see out.

We can't see in because of the paint.

Don't get too close to the wall, darling. Come away from the wall.

You get too close, they do drag you in.

Oh, no.

Filthy fucky fuck.

- I've left my briefcase. - It's there.

- Tony's a bastard. - What?

Tony's a bastard.

I've gotta rush.

I'm not hungry, am I?

Sorry.

Come here.

You and Tony okay?

- Yeah, we're fine. - 'Cause I saw him kissing another lady.

Have you been taking your tablets?

Yes, I am. Thank you.

Don't say such silly things, then.

Okay, carry on with your day. Nothing to see here.

Hello? Jane speaking.

Hey, what have you been doing today?

Nothing.

I haven't been anywhere and I definitely haven't seen anyone.

I've got an idea.

- Hello. - Hey. You all set?

- Yeah. - Good. I love you.

Don't panic. This is the right thing to do.

- Yeah. Bye. - Bye.

Jack!

It's me. It's Jane.

Quicker.

Quick.

Thank you, thank you. I'm gonna take you back.

Get in.

It doesn't open, so you're gonna have to climb in.

Yeah. Don't-- don't do that.

- You all right?

If you're just tuning in, welcome folks.

Today, we're talking adoption.

- Are you looking to adopt a child?

Or maybe...

Did your mother tell you that I used to be a model?

- No. - That's weird

I did.

You ask her. No lies involved.

I was-- I was beautiful, I was.

Open that, have a look in there. Quick, quick. Quicker. Quicker.

Good boy.

I used to compete in beauty pageants.

Yeah, I was robbed, though, 'cause I get nervous,

so I never won, did I?

Silly.

This doesn't really look like you.

What's that now?

It just doesn't really look like you.

What?

Welcome back.

Today, we're talking about how you might dispose of a body.

Shit.

We just put it on now.

That's better. Phew.

What happened?

You were attacked, Jack.

Came left of field.

You're safe, though.

I fought them off with karate.

What?

What I'm about to say, is gonna sound strange

because you've taken a bit of a hit to the head, but it's true.

Okay?

I'm your mother.

When I had you, the doctor said I was ill. I wasn't ill.

So my sister, Alice, your "mother"...

took you in and adopted you. I'm your mother.

That's the truth. Honest now, no lies involved.

How do you feel about that, then?

- Quite tired. - You're not tired.

Yeah, I am.

Are you ready to go with me and meet Daddy?

No.

Don't drink that.

It's quite expensive here, and I don't know where I...

am...

- What happened to your head? - I was attacked.

- What? - Yeah, he was attacked. Don't ask.

Jane, you need to understand, you can't fucking do this.

- Don't shout at her, she's not a child! - Yeah.

Yeah. Tone it down, Tony.

- Well, tell her to stop acting like one. - You're acting like one.

- Stop shouting. - Here we go.

Taking sides with the family again. It's always the same!

In other news, Mum came round. She's ill.

She's not ill.

Oh, she reckons she is, and she reckons you're jealous.

She's filling your head with bullshit again.

- Tony's gonna drive you home. - I'll get a cab. It's fine.

- Aunty Jane has a car. - No. No, I don't.

- You do. - I don't have a-- Shh, don't.

He's-- he's playing silly buggers

'- cause he took a... - - ...to the head.

Jack, if you continue to lie, your nose will grow really...

...large like this fuckhead here.

Tony, your dad.

- Are we going or... - Yeah.

'Cause I ain't got the... for a cab, have I?

- Are you sleeping with another lady?

No, Jane. I'm not.

I guess I'm outta here.

Come on.

Bring it on.

Thanks for the lift.

Where have you been tonight?

Um, just out.

Where?

I miss you. I'm sorry.

What do you mean you're sorry?

I'm sorry I couldn't get him.

You make me feel like I can't trust you.

You can. I'm really sorry. You can trust me.

Okay. Prove it.

I will, I'll get him this time, I promise.

- Who are you supposed to be? - My fucking self.

- Happy birthday. Well done. - Where's Lucy?

In with the Wicked Witch.

- What? Why? - Oh, I don't know.

She can keep her for all I care. Have you spoken to Jane?

Not yet. Why?

Keeps talking about things in the walls again.

Her place stinks.

Come here. Come here, Jack. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

Come here.

You're real.

Listen to me 'cause I need to tell you something,

and this is important.

There are people here who are Frankensteins,

i.e... dead.

- They have no... - ...pulse.

Do you get me?

These people aren't just here, they're everywhere.

Look at me.

They are hard to spot

because they look just like us, but they're not us.

They are nasty.

Don't be scared. I'm here to save you.

I know what I needed to tell you.

Say with me... "cannibalism."

Floors do open up, and cannibalism do drag you down.

No. no.

I know you mustn't panic, though.

Jack...

the fridge.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Don't look too hard.

Hurry! Come on. Come on.

There's a way out. This way.

Where are we going?

- Just here. - I wanna go back inside.

It's all right, Jack.

- He's here now. - I wanna go back inside.

Jack, no! Stop it, you fuck--

Johnny. Here he is.

Thank you.

Where is he going?

Jane, what are you doing?

Jack.

In the trees in the woods.

The trees in the woods. You see them?

Yeah, a car's died in it.

So, I turn it over.

Where are you going? You come back here.

I got him. I got him.

- Hide. - Wait.

Where? What?

Tired.

Hello. I'm--

- What's she doing? - Getting ready for the pageant.

Give me my dress back.

You're making it very difficult for people to like you.

- People do like me. - Who? Johnny?

What's going on?

That's my dress!

I made it, and she won't give it back to me.

I warned you, but you wouldn't take any fucking notice.

and now you've ruined everything.

- Mum, she's gone through a lot. - Shut up.

No. She really--

Ah! There we are. That looks lovely.

For what we're about to receive...

Uh, what comes next-- What's, what's next?

- Amen. - Amen.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's-- Well, let's eat.

- Jane, eat. - The cars won't stop,

and I don't know if he will be home, but...

just cut it, when-- when he talks and I'm n-- I'm not in.

- What? - In the forestry, it's all right.

We just, yeah-- And they stop the cars and...

try and I-- I bet-- bet you can't.

And like-- And, yeah.

Yeah.

You're all ants. Ants.

Ant. It's a bloody ant world.

I'm trapped in a cage of a petulant beast,

and that beast was named anxiety.

- Jane? - No, I don't know you.

- It's Mike. - No, no.

You don't remember me?

Guy who used to, uh... fiddle with his dog?

Oh, fuck.

Are they still saying it? What else do they say?

Stuff, you know.

- You're fucking beautiful. - Shut up.

You're the most beautiful thing I've seen today.

- Wa-- - Will you shut up?

What's your favorite drink?

- Half of a lager shandy, top. - Right.

Well, will you allow me to treat you

- to half of a lager shandy-- Shh. - No.

Don't listen to what these ants here are telling you.

Mike, I don't know you,

and I'm not looking for a sexual partner at the moment, thank you.

So, no don't come--

We'll get away. The development of our love--

No, we're not in love so...

- and don't go spreading that. - -When can I see you again?

Well, you can't 'cause I've got doctor's appointment now.

- I'll come in. - No, you stay there.

- I'll come in 'cause I know him. - No, you don't know him.

- Well-- -No, stay! You stay there. Right there.

I've got something for you.

You're dead.

- What? - You-- React.

You're dead.

Would you like to spend more time with me?

Can I think about it?

I'm fine, thanks. Thanks.

Yes, I would like to spend more time with you.

Yeah.

- Oh! - I must've kept it from...

when I was a kid.

I used to be a model.

- No-- no lies involved. I... - Yeah. I know.

- Stunning, aren't I? - Yeah.

- You can ask Alice. - I will.

Thanks.

Yeah, thanks.

- So how you been? - Yeah, not good.

I mean, things were looking up for about a month...

few years back. But...

All right, listen to me, how have you been?

- Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. - Yeah.

What have you been doing?

Yeah, nothing, just living in my flat.

- Yeah? That's nice. - Mm-hmm.

I need to get me one of them.

I don't have a place at the moment, another attractive quality.

You look amazing.

- Do you remember my band? - No.

Yeah, we were quite shit,

but I had this plan to release a killer album

and then die young, remain credible,

but this, uh...

You know, I got a band back together about a year ago,

and uh, I'm doing a gig soon, if you wanna come.

Suppose you could say I'm, uh, well, I'm a rock star now.

Very inspirated by uh, Nirvana, for example, The Truth.

- Very much inspirited by The Truth. - Hmm.

What time is your gig?

This is for Jane.

So, what do you think?

Well done. Very good.

♪ Don't drink the water ♪

♪ And as you end your life ♪

Well, what was your favorite bits?

Um, the singing.

♪ We're the truth detectives And detect the truth is ♪

♪ What we do and... When you're least expecting us ♪

♪ You better look out 'cause ♪

♪ We'll be expecting you ♪

- You all right? - Hmm.

'Cause, I've been thinking, maybe you're not ill.

Maybe you're an experiment.

I mean, maybe, we're all an experiment for something else,

- the next us, that's what's going on. - I'm not ill anymore, I'm fine.

Yeah. Well this-- It's the world that's sick, innit?

A world that's, you know, and we're all being controlled.

We're even controlled into thinking that we're not controlled.

♪ The queen's a shape shifter ♪

♪ You think she's weak and feeble ♪

♪ But she's got the strength of a weightlifter ♪

♪ She's got the beak of a seagull ♪

They control everything. They control what we eat,

what we watch, it's the same mind-numbing fucking shit,

the music that plays.

Me and the detectives, we don't stand a fucking chance.

♪ Death, death... ♪

Same false advertisement for how wonderful the world is,

while they're keeping a lid on the population

behind closed doors, and everything we're taught

is a fictitious lie!

I can't--

I'm sorry. I can't believe you've seen me perform.

- I feel like I should see you perform. - I don't sing.

Yeah, I know, but it's like... 'cause you've seen, like,

the deepest darkest part of me, which is the truth,

'cause I'm at my most exposed when I'm, well, serenading.

I think you could sing-- I think you could sing like a fucking bird.

- You could be in the band. - I don't sing.

I know.

♪ First I was afraid I was terrified ♪

♪ Thinking I could never leave Without you by my side ♪

♪ But I've been so many long ♪

♪ Thinking how you did me wrong ♪

♪ But now you are back From outer space ♪

♪ I didn't bump into anyone ♪

- Well, that was fucking beautiful. - Oh, I don't sing.

- Jane? - Yeah.

I'm gonna act on a feeling now.

And I want you to tell me whether or not you agree.

I agree.

♪ I will follow you ♪

♪ Follow you wherever you may go ♪

♪ There isn't an ocean too deep ♪

♪ A mountain so high it can keep me away ♪

♪ I must follow you ♪

♪ Ever since you touched my hand, I know ♪

♪ That near you I always must be ♪

♪ And nothing can keep you from me ♪

♪ You are my destiny ♪

♪ I love you, I love you, I love you ♪

♪ And where you go, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow ♪

♪ You'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love ♪

Oh my...

♪ From now until forever, forever, Forever ♪

♪ I will follow you ♪

♪ Follow you wherever you may go ♪

♪ There isn't an ocean too deep ♪

♪ A mountain so high it can keep ♪

♪ Keep me away ♪

♪ Away from my love ♪

♪ I love you, I love you, I love you ♪

♪ And where you go, I'll follow I'll follow, I'll follow ♪

♪ You'll always be my true love My true love, my true love ♪

♪ And where you go, I'll follow ♪

♪ Jane, oh Jane You're my kind of cocaine ♪

♪ You're my little chicken ♪

♪ Little chicken chow mein ♪

- You're my muse, you know. - Lovely.

Oh, I think I love you.

I definitely love you.

All right, I've got an announcement to make,

so everyone shut the fuck up!

I'm dying.

- That's a lie, I'm getting married.

- We're getting married. - Of course you are.

- What's that supposed to mean? - What's your name, son?

- Leslie. - Leslie, nice!

- It means I am happy for you. - Good.

'Cause Leslie is ecstatic.

I'm in my oils. Never been happier.

So, uh, Mike, have you got a job?

Negative, no.

So, how do you make money?

Well, I used to work in a bread factory making, uh, bread,

but now I technically, I gig. But that's art.

And I don't consider art as, um, as-- as-- as-- as a job.

- But you get paid? - Mm, again technically...

- He is so good. - Shut up.

I'll tell you what, this little bag of nuts surprised me.

- You should not-- - I shouldn't like-- I shouldn't like--

Mm, yeah, all right. I should not...

Jane is going to be

the second lead vocalist in my band.

- Why? - Because she's fucking good!

Sorry about the dirty word.

Mi-- Mike, uh, he reckons I've got what it takes.

- Like... Celine Dion. - Better.

Better. Mike reckons I'm better than Celine Dion.

I mean, this could really take off, you know,

especially with what she's got, and it's like a new angle.

- Mm. - -We could be looking at the next,

I don't know, Dory Previn.

- What do you mean with what she's got? - -Talent.

- Talent, with her talent. - We are really going for it.

Right, well, let's make a toast.

- Never seen us all so happy. - Tell 'em.

To me. Because I'm getting married.

And to happiness.

- And to Mike, moving in with me. - Yes!

- What? - Yeah.

- That's quick. - Yeah, well,

we like each other so...

That doesn't mean you have to move in with each other.

Let them figure out if they want to.

I am. I'm just checking 'cause it's a,

it's a big thing to move in with someone.

- So, I'm just checking. - I...

wanna do what I want.

You let me do what I want.

And I want Mike to move in with me.

Treat me like a child.

Becoming like mum.

There's something else.

- Jane, will you marry me? - Where's the ring?

Oh, yes.

- Congratulations. - No, um...

Sorry, Mike, um...

- I just don't think this is a good idea. - -What?

- I just don't. - Why can't you be happy for me?

- I am. - No, you're not.

We're leaving.

- We're leaving. - No, Jane. Sorry I--

You're just jealous 'cause I've got someone

that actually pays attention to me.

He's cheating on you, and you can't even see it.

Tell her. Go on, tell her Tony. Tell her the truth. Go on.

You need to start taking your medication.

And you need to fuck right off.

Not one of my kids has visited me.

What does that say?

- Um... - Do they know I'm ill?

Yeah, yeah.

Alice doesn't believe you.

Would you mind if I talk to my daughter alone?

No. No, no, Mum.

You-- It's fine.

You can say what you like in front of Mike. He's not gonna go.

He's-- he's not-- he's not gonna...

- go spreading stuff. - I'm-- I'm not a snitch.

- He's not a snitch. - I'm very loyal.

You're not marrying this fool.

You can preach all you like to me.

- It's not happening. - Why? Why?

Give me your hand.

- No, no-- - Shut up!

- I don't want-- - Give me your hand.

- No, don't, don't. - No--

It's all right. I'm comfortable facing

- whatever is ahead of me. - You don't know what she's gonna do.

There's a devil inside you.

Stay away from her, you fuckhead.

Mom, stop it.

We're put on this earth with a purpose.

Do you want to know what your purpose is?

No.

You need to wake up.

I'll wake up when I want to.

I'll pay you back when the band get a deal.

- When do you think that will be? Soon? - Any day now.

- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.

Jane.

Jane.

- What's wrong? - He's gone.

- Oh, where is he? - It's Lesley.

- He's dead, he's gone. - How?

He went peacefully.

- Did he? - No, it's fine.

We were married, so I'll be fine.

Jane.

- Nicola. - I think I'm like you.

I keep hearing voices in the walls,

and they won't go away.

Can I stay with you till I get Lesley's money?

Well--

How long do you think that would be, then?

Probably a while.

- Nicola? - Yeah.

How long's a while?

Do you ever wake up and think,

something's not right.

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Let's have one of those.

No.

Come on, I've got what you've got.

They're mine, you can't.

Anyway, I don't--

I don't need to take them anymore. I'm all...

good.

I just...

- Are you sick? - Well, my illness

don't really have a medical definition.

- You two make such a cute couple. - Thank you.

Did Jane ever tell you I was a beauty queen?

- No, was you? - Yeah. Yeah, I won stuff.

Top tier. I won most of it. Didn't I, Jane?

- Yeah, she was really pretty. - Yeah.

- Nice. - She still is really.

- Hmm. - A bit.

We used to have loads of photos. We should get 'em out one day.

I wore this stunning blue dress.

They told me I was a natural.

Like this...

Took me right back.

I did the same but, uh,

didn't get, um, anywhere. I couldn't...

I wasn't very, um... good.

I wasn't gonna win. No, I wasn't... gonna win.

You try, but you won't.

Wasn't going to...

No! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

No! No! No! No! No!

♪ Took a friend I found Across some blood red river ♪

♪ Never did find my way home ♪

♪ In time to forgive her ♪

♪ Why must people always want ♪

♪ What they can't have ♪

♪ Why must people always grab ♪

♪ What they'd never grasp ♪

♪ How did we get so far How do we move so fast away ♪

♪ From the lilac-lilied lake ♪

♪ I'm sure we used to stay ♪

♪ Is it only a dream away ♪

♪ Took a raft I found Across some blood red river ♪

♪ Never did find my way home In time for my dinner ♪

♪ Why must people always want ♪

♪ What they never have ♪

♪ Why is it a crime ♪

♪ To miss a part of you that's bled ♪

♪ How did we get so far How do we move so fast away ♪

♪ From the lilac-lilied lake ♪

♪ I'm sure we used to stay ♪

♪ Is it only a dream away? ♪

♪ Only a dream... ♪

Get off! Get off me!

Get off me! Help!

- Don't look. - They're stealing me!

They're stealing me! Alice! They're stealing me! Alice!

That was Beth Orton with...

If you're just tuning in, welcome. Today's question:

Why would you not kill yourself? We're gonna be opening this up.

I'm gonna kick it off with, I think you should kill yourself, if you want to.

In fact, if you are thinking about doing it

and are strong enough to go through with it,

why not call in beforehand to tell us why?

- Hello, caller? - Yes. Hello?

Why are you killing yourself?

Because...

Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off!

Thank you.

- Should I take it? - Yes, please.

- You can take all of it. - Now?

Yes.

Okay.

Thank you.

Hi.

What's the food like?

Normal. Pink.

I'm shitting pink peas.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Am I coming with you now?

- Look. - What's that?

It's beautiful, thank you.

- Open it, go on. - Okay.

I'll help you open it.

- I'll do it. - All right, you do it.

I've got it.

Doctor said that'll get your hair back the way it was.

- Once a day... - Yeah?

...for two weeks.

It's beautiful.

Can we go now? I'm getting sick of this place.

Hello, Lucy.

Mummy.

I can't take the pills.

I can't take them anymore. They make me too tired.

Jane, it's making you better.

I don't think so.

Is it?

Are you sure?

Go now.

Wait. Where you going?

Where you going?

- Won't be long. - Okay.

For what?

Well, bye.

I don't wanna-- Can I come with you?

It's me.

What have you been doing today?

I love you.

I've got an idea.

Sorry.

They're stealing me.

Stop her! Grab her.

I've just gotta get through to the other side.

I've just gotta get through to the other side.

No, get off!

No. Don't come here anymore.

I've missed you.

Have you missed me?

Yeah.

Where are you?

You didn't turn up.

I'm sorry. I want to see you.

I know, but you didn't. You-- You didn't turn up, you didn't.

- I've missed you so much. - -I've missed you too.

- I'm not going anywhere. - Okay.

I want to take care of you.

You're the love of my life, Jane, you're my everything.

I promise I won't let a day pass

where I don't love you with all the love in my heart.

Do you trust me?

- Yeah. Yeah, I do, I do. - Please.

You're the love of my life. You're my everything, Jane.

I love you.

I promise, I won't let a day pass

where I don't love you with all the love in my heart.

I just want things to go back to the way they were.

I just want things to go back...

to how they were.

You're the love of my life, Jane--

Promise, I won't let a day pass, without you being on my side.

I won't let a day pass where I don't love you with all the love in my heart.

You're the love of my life, Jane.

- Jane. Jane. - Jane.

- Jane. Jane. Jane, don't! - Jane. Jane! Jane!

Your mother wants to see you.

Go on now. Go on, girl.

Come here.

Yes?

- Is she dead yet? - Not yet.

Dead?

Jane?

Mum.

Jane?

Where are you now?

Jane, I'm just resting my eyes.

Well, well, well.

Welcome back.

I do love you, Mum.

- I love you too, Jane. - I know.

- I wanted to tell you something. - Okay.

We're all put on this earth for a purpose.

Do you to want to know what your purpose is?

Yes, please.

Sometimes...

I wonder... why...

you know?

People think that because of it I must be lonely, but that's not true.

No, I've got people talking to me all day long, you know.

Like, all day.

I've got more friends than you, ain't I?

- Yeah. Yeah, you do. Hmm. - Yeah, I do.

You don't wanna be normal. Trust me.

- It's hard work. - Yeah.

Sometimes I do.

Most of the time I like being...

this powerful.

♪ Blue skies smilin' at me ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies, do I see ♪

♪ Bluebirds singin' a song ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies from now on ♪

♪ I never saw the sun shinin' so bright ♪

♪ Never saw things goin' so right ♪

♪ Noticing the days hurrying by ♪

♪ When you're in love, my how they fly by ♪

♪ Blue days, all of them gone ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies from now on ♪

♪ Blue skies smilin' at me ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies, do I see ♪

♪ Blue days, all of them gone ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies from now on ♪

♪ Blue skies smilin' at me ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies, do I see ♪

♪ Blue days, all of them gone ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies from now on ♪

♪ Blue skies ♪

♪ Smilin' at me ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies ♪

♪ Do I see ♪

♪ Blue days ♪

♪ All of them gone ♪

♪ Nothin' but blue skies ♪

♪ From now ♪

♪ On ♪

What's your name?

- Jane. - You sure?

Yes.

Are you happy?

- Mmm-hmm. - Why?

You don't seem very happy, that's all.

- I'm fine. - Fine...

or good?

Fine.

Are you happy?

What if there's no such thing as happiness...

- ...only moments of not being depressed.

Where did you read that?

Come on, repeat after me.

I am in my oils.

No.

Say it.

You say it.

You take some classy photos of me.

It's important people remember this. Okay?

Okay.

- How do I look? - Nice.

Nice or...

really nice?

Really nice.

Thank you.

Some people say I'm "paranoid schizophrenic,"

which means I think you're out to kill me,

as opposed to schizophrenic, where I'd be out to kill you.

I'm not gonna kill you, though.

Fine.

- How about you? - Huh?

I'm normal.

Oh, okay.

That's boring.