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(music playing)

Tcha!

(music playing)

Lunch time Teddy,

what can we make?

Mm.

Or...

I could just get a pizza.

Yes, I think I will.

Now then, okay.

Hello.

Don Crustyoni.

One hundred, two hundred.

One pepperoni pizza on its way.

Three hundred.

Mr. Bean: Come on, come on.

Ah!

Ah, thank you.

Keep the change.

Ah, right.

What?

But...

Look at it...

(sighs)

Do you want a bit Teddy?

No.

Okay.

(sighs)

I'm still hungry.

Hmm, I wonder if I could

make my own pizza?

(music playing)

Very nice, mm.

Oh.

Atchoo.

Oh, I'm sorry Teddy.

Ugh.

Ah.

Oh dear.

(sighs)

Add a sprinkling of that,

a sprinkling of this.

And...

It's you.

Oh, yummy.

That is brilliant.

I'd pay good money for one of these.

Hang on.

There's an idea.

(music playing)

Tah-dah.

Come on.

Good, right.

Pizza Bean.

Excellent pizzas.

Pizza Bean, they are really large.

Pizza Bean, they are really good.

Oh, Pizza Bean.

Oh.

Pizza Bean.

Yes, yes, okay.

Pizza Bean.

I've got it, thank you,

thank you bye.

Hello Pizza Bean.

Thank you.

Pizza Bean, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, no, no,

carry on, carry on.

Mr. Bean: Thank you.

Ah, look at that.

Mr. Bean: Thank you very much.

Right yes, yes, yes, no,

pizza mushroom, hold the anchovies,

yes I will.

Oh, yes I'm fine, bye.

Oh, I wonder.

Excellent.

Male: Pepperoni, please.

Pepperoni yes,

thank you bye.

(music playing)

Brilliant.

Delivery time.

Why are no orders, ah?

(music playing)

This is crazy.

Hello Pizza Bean.

Male: I'd like to order a pizza.

Could you hang on a minute please?

- Male: Yes. - Thank you.

Hello, Pizza Bean.

- Male: (mumbling) - Could I call you back?

Thank you.

Oh, honestly.

You take it.

Male: Hello, hello.

Can't stop Teddy, sorry.

Male: Hello.

Why are no orders?

I'm a losing a fortune.

What's this?

Some new guy.

Don Crustyoni: Oh, maybe...

Gracious!

But that is it.

No more, we are closed.

(sighs)

Oh, I don't believe it.

Okay.

One last one.

Pizza Bean,

Uh-hmm.

Okay, yes. I've got that.

Thank you, bye.

(laughs)

Oh, here we go.

Mm, very nice.

Pizza Bean.

Mr. Bean: What's going on?

Don Crustyoni: Enter.

Ah, Signor Bean.

Oh, good evening.

Do you know who I am?

No.

I am Don Crustyoni!

The pizza man.

I've got a bone to pick with you.

But it can wait.

This town ain't big enough

for the both of us,

I'm putting you out of business.

Permanently.

Boys.

Ah, come here you.

(music playing)

Ah.

No escape.

No, no please.

Don Crustyoni: Come here you!

Take that!

Pfft!

Oh, that's a good pizza.

Really?

Si, si, best I ever tasted.

Well, thank you very much.

You must tell me your secret.

Oh my secret, well.

Don Crustyoni: A pizza machine,

interesting.

I'm going to make you an offer

you can't refuse.

This for your machine.

Ah, this is...

Ah, has Monsieur decided yet?

Mr. Bean: Um, I think I'll have...

A pizza please.

Oh.

(music playing)