Original subtitles

(theme music)

- Tsk!

(door slams)

(sighing)

(blowing)

(coughing)

Dear me.

(sighs)

Huh.

Ohh.

(doorbell ringing)

Ah! That'll be it.

Ah. Thank you!

Uh...

Ah!

(giggling)

Oh.

Oh!

Oooh.

(chuckling)

Oh. Piece of cake.

Huh. Right.

(grunts)

(grunting)

Ohh!

Brilliant!

(laughing)

Now.

Watch this, Teddy!

(giggling)

- [Robot] Power on.

Vacuum enabled.

(whirring)

Ooh! Look Teddy, look!

Oh.

Fantastic.

What about dusting?

- [Robot] Vacuum stopped.

Look, Teddy. Look at that.

- [Robot] Dusting enabled.

Engaged.

Oh, it's doing you, Teddy.

Ooh. Ooh.

- [Robot] Engaged.

Ooh, now me. (laughing)

Ooh.

Now, do some window cleaning.

- [Robot] Window cleaning enabled.

Oh, yes. Excellent.

Now, let's speed things up a bit.

(beeps)

- [Robot] Window cleaning stopped.

Super clean engaged.

Ooh.

Shredder engaged.

(whirring) - Oh, um...

No, actually...

Hey! I was still reading that!

- [Robot] Dusting thus engaged.

No!

Ohh!

Ooh. Ahh!

You, stop!

- [Robot] Vacuum enabled. - Stop!

I'm going to have to turn it down.

This... Ooh!

(grinding, buzzing)

- [Robot] Malfunction. - Oh, no!

Error. Must clean up.

- What! - Must clean up.

Stop! No, no... Come back!

- [Robot] Must clean up.

What! Ohh.

- [Robot] Engaged. Must clean up.

(footsteps thumping)

Clean. Super clean.

(yowling)

- [Robot] Super clean.

Vacuum... enabled.

- [Mr. Bean] Come back. Come back!

- [Robot] Engaged.

(yowling) - Engaged.

Quick, come here.

(grumbling)

(growling)

(gasps) Honestly.

(hissing)

Now, where's it gone?

Super, super, super clean.

Dusting engaged.

Engaged.

Oh!

- [Robot] Super clean.

- Oh. Ooh! - Engaged.

My glasses. Ahh!

Oh, my nose.

Oh, goodness!

I'm so, so sorry.

- There we go. - Thank you.

(clanking) - Oh, no!

Oh! Ahh.

Super, super, suction.

Vacuum. Engaged.

Suction, vacuum. Engaged.

Engaged. Engaged.

Super, super, super... suction.

Vacuum. Engaged.

- [Robot] Engaged. - Oh, my goodness.

(both exclaiming) - Engaged.

Oh, umm. Oh. I'm terribly sorry.

I'm...

Ah!

Ahh. Oh..

- There we go. - Um... Um...

Right. Um?

- Uh. - Oh!

- [Robot] Engaged.

Oh!

Super shred. Super shred.

What! That's mine.

My goodness.I'm sorry.

Oh. There we are.

Uh?

Oh.

Stop! Stop! Come back. Come...

Hey?

(reporter) Earlier today.

(gasps)

And now back to the studio.

And breaking news.

We're getting more reports

of the robot out of control.

- [Robot] Super squeegee.

Super squeegee.

Super squeegee.

(spluttering)

- Super squeegee. (growling)

Oh I'm so sorry.

He doesn't mean any harm.

He's just out of control.

Uhh. Oh. Here let me...

There. There.

- Super, super, super, super...

(crackling)

(alarm buzzing) - Engaged. Engaged.

Engaged.

(horn honking) (brakes squealing)

Engaged. Engaged.

(horn blaring)

Oh, no.

(multiple phones ringing)

Oh really. In Elber Place?

- Right. (phone rings)

Moved on to the High Street. Thank you, madam.

Super, super, super... suction.

Vacuum. Suction. Suction. Suction. Suction.

- Help! - [Robot] Engaged.

Engaged.

(sirens wailing)

- [Man] Yes, I have a fix on the robot.

- [Robot] Must clean up.

Must clean up.

Must clean up. Must clean up.

Must clean up.

Oh, dear!

Stop!

Stop in the name of the law...

- [Robot] Window cleaning engaged.

(spluttering)

Ooh!

Oh! Oh, no.

Oh!

The remote control!

Oh, my goodness.

(buzzing, beeping)

(grunting)

- [Robot] Window cleaning. Suction. Vacuum.

- Ooh, ooh. - Suction. Dusting.

(all exclaiming)

Dusting. Super clean. Super clean.

Ooh, ooh. Ah!

No! No! Ooh.

Oh!

Ooh. Ooh.

What! Here somewhere.

Ah. Ha.

Yes, I've got it!

Whoa! Oh!

Suction, vacuum, suction, dusting.

- Stop. Stop! - Vacuum, dusting...

- Oh. Ah. (beeping)

Must clean up. Must clean up.

(voice slowing down) Must clean... Power stop.

(cheering)

Ha. Ta-da.

(laughs)

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Oh. Ohh!

We were just cleaning up.

Cleaning up, eh?

Right, go on then.

(radiators hissing)

Oh, dear.

(sighing)

What a waste of time!

Come on, keep up!

(grunting)

Waste of money.

(sighing)

Load of mail order rubbish.

(theme music)

Oh.

(sighing)

- Oh! (glass breaking)