Original subtitles

Gah!

[singing in Italian]

Go on! Let him have it!

[grunting sounds]

Oh! Ho, ho, ho! Yes! Come on!

[crash]

Eh?

[house alarm]

Oh!

Come on, hurry up.

Here, take this one.

-Yeah. -Here, look at this!

[Mrs. Wicket] Oh my goodness!

Bean! Bean!!

[singing Italian]

[Mrs. Wicket] Bean!

[Mrs. Wicket] Bean!!!

Whah? What?

Eh? Whoa. [Police car siren]

Quick, hide!

Coming, Mrs. Wicket.

What is it?

Look at that!

-There. -Is this where they broke in?

Yes.

Oh dear.

Oh! Oh, er, er ... right.

Um, er ... Agghh.

[mumbles]

Here, come on, Scrapp. Ooh.

[angry purring]

Oh.

Hoh! Goodness.

[straining noises]

Hoh!

Oh! Hoh, that's it.

Uh?

Phew.

Hoh. Look!

Heh, heh, heh.

Well, blow me down. [laughter]

Quick! The curtain, the curtain!

Ooh! Uh. Here catch!

-Good. Now then... oh. -[gasps]

Mrs. Wicket!

-Oh! -[chuckles]

-[angry meow] -Whoa!

Look.

[whistles]

Very good.

[straining sounds]

-You alright? -Oh!

Oh. Ugh.

Oh! Oh.

Oh, will you hurry up?

Yes, alright, alright.

Quick, let's go.

Hang on.

Eh?

Let me think.

What?

Good!

Ha ha ha! Excellent. Thanks very much.

Kyuh. Ho?

Ohh!

Oh! Ere.

Ow! What?

Over there.

Ooh.

What?

Now, first, we ...

Oh! [laughter]

Cheers, mate.

Oh, ha ha ha. Oop, um.

[choking]

[grunting]

Whoa! Ow! Oh, Teddy.

Ho!

[chuckling]

Oh, lovely!

And that, my son, is the plan.

Good plan.

[meowing]

Oh ho! He's a bit lively, isn't he?

Ha ha ha! Ooh!

Scrapper!

Scrapper?

Mmm?

Where's Scrapper got to?

Oh, go and have a look for him.

Oh, phoo. OK.

Scrapper?

Where are you?

[Mrs. Wicket] Scrapper!

Scrapper?

Hello!

Oh. Ohhhhh.

Where are you? [door bell]

[Mrs. Wicket] Oh, you get it.

Alright.

Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Can I help?

Is this cat yours?

Oh.

[meowing]

Hoh! Oh, Scrapper! Thank you so much.

[meowing]

Would you like a cup of tea?

Oh, thank you.

Scrapper, where have you been? Oh, thank you.

Oh.

You've been very kind, very kind.

[aggressive meowing]

Scrapper, how could you?

I'm sorry about that.

-[chuckling] -[sighs]

[mumbling]

Aye?

[chuckling]

[meowing]

Scrapper, what is it?

Oh!

What?

A false leg?

It's a long story.

-Oh? -Mmm?

All in the call of duty.

Tuh.

Amazing!

What a load of old tosh.

Oh, you brave, brave man!

Ho! Thank you.

Right. Here we go.

[sighs]

How are you?

Oh, it's you.

Oh. Ah!

Come in, come in!

Oh, you beautiful creature. [chuckles]

Eugh! Blulllgghh! Something fishy is going on here.

Oh!

Would you

marry me?

Oh no!

Oh, yes! Oh!

[chuckles]

[doorbell]

[sighs, tuts, mumbling]

Oh, dear. Yes?

Oh. Thank you. [mumbling]

[straining sounds] Whew!

[chuckling sounds]

Honestly.

[giggling] Oh!

Ouch!

Sorry!

Watch it!

Ooh!

Hang on.

Steady, oh.

[meowing]

Scrapper! Scrapper, no, no!

Scrapper, where are you going?

[chuckles]

-[miaowing sounds] -What?

Shoo, shoo!

Scrapper!

Hey?

-What? -Oh!

Ah-ha!

Oh! Oh!

[gasps]

Stop! Stop everything!

Look, his leg!

What?

-Look. -Hey!

Hey?

Mmmm ...

[meowing]

Ah! Uh ...

Whoa!

See? See? I knew it!

You villain!

Well, er, er ... come on mate, leg it!

How could you?!

Ooh!

-Ow! -Oof!

Ello, ello. What have we here?

[gulps]

Thieving crooks, officer.

Sssss ... grrrrr!

You're nicked.

Oh!

Foiled again.

[cheers]

[noisy weeping]

This is meant to be my big day!

Yeah, very sad. Well, there are plenty more fish in the sea.