Original subtitles

Tch!

[toy car noises]

[Bean makes car noises]

[louder car noises]

Ah no!

[grunts]

Right. Ok.

[Bean makes car noises]

Oh!

Oh, bad luck Teddy.

[Bean makes car noises]

Yes! Yes! I won! I won! I won!

[sighs]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh Teddy.

[sighs]

Don't worry. We'll get a new one.

Hmm? Yes.

[grunts]

[Bean makes car noises]

Oh.

[continues car noises]

[air escaping]

Eh? What the?

[air escapes quickly]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[car honks]

Oh.

Hey, hey, 12a Alborough.

[door closes]

Oh.

[grunts]

Yes. Yes.

Oh, thank you.

Alright.

Toy shop, please.

Right you are.

[ding]

[hums]

[click]

Aye? Oi!

How much will it be?

Eh? Well it says on the meter.

[taxi driver] See?

Oh. Ok.

[click, click]

Huh?

[screech]

Aye?

[mumbles]

Oh.

[laughs]

Nearly there, nearly there.

[Bean] Um, uh...

Eh? Oi!

[laughs]

Nearly there, nearly there.

[Bean] Ah, here we are. Aye?

But excuse me, um...

It's there, it's there!

[laughs]

Nearly there mate.

[click]

[grunts]

Just gotta fill up.

What?

[sighs]

[doors lock]

Health and safety mate.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[click]

[whistles]

[laughs]

Alright?

[whistles]

Oh.

[Bean grunts]

Aye? What?

[whistles]

Let me out!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hello? Oi!

[click, click]

Thanks love. Oh lovely.

- [hits on glass] - Let me out of here.

What?

Ah.

[glass squeaks]

[grunts]

[glass squeaks]

[sighs]

Right.

Come on Teddy.

[grunts]

[thud]

[grunts]

Now...

Let me see...

[ding]

[old man grunts]

Um, now...

[click]

Oh, excellent.

[click]

[sighs]

Right.

[door shuts]

Library please.

Ah, uh no, but, but, um, I'm not um...

Pardon?

[mumbles]

[taxi driver laughs]

[taxi driver] Mmmm lovely.

Hmmm...

Certainly, sir.

[chuckles]

[engine starts]

[Bean] La, da, da, da, da...

[hums]

Here we are, sir.

Ah, ok, there you are.

Oh, thank you very much, sir.

Ah, right. Bank please and quick.

[laughs]

Yes, I'm actually, I'm not a...

Um, hmmm...

Right away.

Now which one?

[click]

Ah, off we go.

[hums]

Here we go.

Keep the change.

[grunts]

Thank you.

Look Teddy, look.

I think it's time to get back.

[chuckles]

[click]

Ha! That'll teach him.

[Bean] Aye?

Ah, lovely. Thanks love.

Right.

[sighs]

Hey! You a cabbie?

Um, well...

Yes.

Great! I got two hours to see London town.

You up for it?

I most certainly am.

Great!

Ah, there we go.

[chuckles]

- Right. - Let's go! Yee-ha!

Indeed.

[tourist] Wow, take a photo here.

[Bean] Ah, very good.

[camera flashes]

[chuckles]

[camera flashes]

[Bean] There we go.

[tourist] Hey, that is awesome.

Me and Big Ben. I'll lean against it.

[laughs]

[Bean] Just a little to you right...

[Bean] There.

[camera flashes]

[tourist] Hey, what about that?

[Bean] Smile.

[camera flashes]

[Bean] Ah, very good.

[tourist] Whoa, wow, jeez.

Look at this guy.

Smile.

Cheese!

Both of you.

Whoa!

[camera flashes]

[both laugh]

[guard clears throat]

Aye, where's the Queen?

Um, hmm... Ah.

[grunts]

[thud]

Ah, there she is!

[tourist] I got her!

[tourist laughs]

Oh, no! I'm gonna miss my flight.

Everything is under control.

[plane roars]

Ah, here we are.

[grunts]

[Bean] It's rather a lot I'm afraid.

Ah, don't worry about it little buddy.

[gasps]

Keep the change.

[sighs]

Oh.

Thank you, thank you.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah. See ya!

Bye!

[laughs]

Ah, brilliant.

[grunts, sighs]

[gasps, sighs]

[click]

[chuckles]

[sighs, chuckles]

[hums]

Bye love.

[burps]

[scoffs]

[door opens, shuts]

Nearly there.

Oh, take your time.

Toy shop right?

Ah, yes.

[engine starts]

Right mate. That'll be...

[Bean] Eighty-five pence.

Huh? What? What? How?

[coins rattle]

Keep the change.

Huh?

Thank you.

[door opens]

[taxi driver grunts]

[engine starts]

[grunts]

Teddy, there's your car.

And I might get a few extra bits and bobs.

[laughs]

[bell on door rings]

[toy car noises]

Woo-hoo! This is excellent.

[laughs]

[crash]