Original subtitles

Tch!

Ah!

Ah!

[scream]

[scream]

Aw! I don't believe it. What's going on?

Go on!

[indistinct]

[laughs]

Oh.

No mercy!

[sighs]

Awww!

I'm trying to read.

Get out of here!

[sighs]

[laughs]

Charming.

Ooooh!

[video game noises]

[scoffs]

[baby cries]

What is the world coming to?

Ah! Peace.

Shh!

[snickers]

Bliss.

[music turns on]

Hmmm?

[laughing]

Shh!

Whatever?

[scoffs]

[resumes laughing]

Alight.

[clears throat]

Awww!

[snickers]

[music continues]

[grunts irritated]

[chuckles]

[computer beep]

Oh!

Oh!

Ok...

Oww!

[chuckles]

[computer beeps]

Huh...

Um...

[gasps]

[beep]

Ah...

Oh.

Oh. Um...

Hello. I'm Bean. Mr. Bean.

[chuckles]

[mouths noises]

[mutters]

Mr. Bean.

[chuckles,noises, mutters]

[chuckles,

[beep]

Come on.

[sighs]

[beep]

Ah!

Yeeess!

[giggles]

[sighs]

[snores]

[wakes up]

Yes!

[chuckles]

Uh...

The name's Bean.

Mr. Bean.

[chuckles]

You! Shhh!

Out!

But, but, but I was just about...

[squeals]

Get off. Get off me.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow.

[sighs]

[bang]

Ow.

[bang]

Ow.

[beeping]

It's him.

[laughs]

Oh...

Hey Mr. Bean! Look.

[laughs]

Boing!

Yeah!

[laughs]

Hmmm.

Goodnight teddy.

[yawns]

[crowd yells]

[camera flashes]

[scared grunts]

[shocked]

[crowd yelling, camera flashes]

[gasps]

What?

Huh?

Good morning.

A lovely cup of tea for you.

Oh!

[sighs]

[TV turns on, news music]

And breaking news, Mr. Bean over three-hundred and fifty million views.

Oh...

Oh.

Could I...

Oh, certainly madam.

Oh...

My pleasure.

[giggles]

Oh!

[crowd yells]

Morning everybody.

Morning. Morning.

Thank you. Thank you very much indeed.

Ah.

Ow!

[chuckles]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[crowd yells]

Hello. Hello.

Good evening everybody.

Evening...

Ah yes, do you mine if I...

Could I just, um...

Shoo, Shoo! Go, go, go!

Miseur Bean. This way.

Ah, thank you.

[sighs]

No, no, no. Miseur Bean no no.

This way.

[chuckles]

Voila!

[chuckles]

Oh.

Um...

For Miseur Bean all free.

[chuckles]

Oh, thank you.

De rien miseur. De rien.

[man] Could you sign this, Mr. Bean?

[mutters]

Ah.

[man] Go on Mr. Bean,

sign it, please.

[sighs]

Ok.

[man] Lovely.

Oh, thank you.

[woman] Please, please.

[sighs]

This is ridiculous.

[baby cries]

Very nice.

[signs[

Ah-ha!

[laughs]

[crowd yelling]

[sighs]

[crowd yelling]

Ah.

Ah!

[man] Mr. Bean!

Sign here Mr. Bean.

Mr. Bean!

[knocking]

Get me out of here!

[crowd yelling]

[crowd yelling approaching]

[sighs]

[librarian] Bean!

[Bean] Hello.

[man] There he is!

Ahhh!

[man] Get him!

[crowd] Mr. Bean!

[extended beeping]

Ah! It was just a dream.

[beeping stops]

You. Out.

With pleasure.

Ahhh!

[chuckles]

Hello.

Afternoon.

[video game noises]

Good afternoon.

[man sighs]

[chuckles]

Ow!

[laughs]

[crash]