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( music playing )

( scoffs )

( music playing )

( sighs )

Hmm.

Hmm?

I know.

Let's go on a real holiday.

( music playing )

Ha.

This one is for you.

( coins jingling )

- ( chuckles ) - Excellent.

♪ Oh, I do like to be ♪

♪ Beside the seaside ♪

♪ I do like to be ♪

♪ Beside the sea ♪

Oh, look.

♪ I do like to stroll upon ♪

♪ The prom, prom, prom ♪

♪ Where the brass bands play ♪

♪ Tiddely-om-pom-pom ♪

♪ Ah, la, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Ra, ra, rum, dum ♪

We're here. We're here!

Come on.

- ( engine revving ) - Oh.

Uh, Teddy, look.

Isn't this exciting?

( giggles )

( music playing )

♪ La, da, da ♪

Oh, yeah, uh,

well, that's it.

Oh, boy. Yeah, oh, yes.

Cash of course, yes, yes.

- ( gasps ) - Oh.

MAN: There you go.

No, what?

You...

- ( grunts ) - Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

- Excuse... - No!

- Teddy. - ( sighs )

Hmm?

Hmm.

Give that here.

( grunting )

What?

( music playing )

What!

( laughs awkwardly )

Good little girl.

Hmm.

( sighs )

Ah, oh.

Um, can I take a photo

of you, uh, with Teddy?

- Hmm, uh-hmm. - Hmm? Yeah?

Cheese.

MR. BEAN: Good.

There. And now,

you take a photo of us.

Hmm, okay.

Say cheese.

Cheese.

( camera clicks )

Hey, huh?

- Daddy. - What?

Do something.

( sobs )

MAN: Here.

That's my little princess.

Go on. Let's get up to our room.

Bye.

Uh.

Bean.

Oh, yes.

Mr. Bean.

And Teddy.

Okay.

Um, that will be 50 pounds, please.

All right.

( coins jingle )

Oh, cash or...

( laughs )

Oh.

( music playing )

Uh.

( exhales )

This is the life.

Hey.

Over here I think.

Here, here.

Oh, no.

Can I play with Teddy?

No. Go away.

Please?

- No. - Please!

Go away.

( grunts )

GIRL: Daddy, daddy.

That man won't let me play with Teddy.

You come here.

♪ Dan, dan, dan ♪

♪ Dan, dan, dan ♪

♪ Dan, dan, ah ♪

( chuckles )

( clears throat )

Oh?

The teddy.

( nervous giggle )

Here.

Good man.

Hmm.

- Ow. - Yeah, sorted that one.

Thanks, daddy.

Hmm?

Okay. Now,

give me the bear.

That's it.

Give me the bear.

There.

( giggles )

- Dad! - Shh, shh.

Hmm.

( cries )

What?

( grunts )

( giggles )

Hmm?

Oh.

Look what I found.

Catch.

One, two, three.

Hmm?

Hmm.

I'll throw it to you

and you throw it to me.

- Yes. - Hmm, okay.

One, two, three.

Good.

And again.

One, two, three.

( grunts )

( music playing )

( giggles )

Come on, Teddy. Let's get out of here.

Huh?

( cries )

Princess?

What is it?

I want that Teddy.

( music playing )

- Hello. - Hello.

What can I get you?

Hmm, let me see.

Yes, that please.

- Okay. - And, uh, Teddy?

WOMAN: Oh.

The same for my friend.

Okay.

Yeah.

( music playing )

Oh.

Oh, yummy.

( gasps )

Please?

- MR. BEAN: No. - Please?

No.

( grunts )

Oh, boy.

- Teddy! - Hmm?

( grunts )

Ah.

- ( whispers ) - Hmm?

Yes.

May I have a chip?

( groaning )

Oh, my princess.

Oh, my princess.

Oh, my goodness.

Wait there.

( both laughs )

999?

Yes. Right now.

It's an emergency.

They'll be right here.

Huh?

( gasps )

MR. BEAN: Teddy!

( bell dings )

- ( gasps ) - Oh, no.

- Hey. - Stop.

Come back. No.

Out of the way.

Give me back.

Give me back my...

( splash )

( music playing )

MAN: Hey, come along.

Oh!

( sighs )

( music playing )

- MR. BEAN: Oi! - Huh?

Oi! Oh.

Ah.

( laughs )

Got you now.

MAN: Whoa.

- MAN: Oh. - WOMAN: Hey.

( laughs )

( gasps )

MAN: Oh, missed.

- GIRL: Oh. - ( grunts )

Oh. Oh, no.

Oh.

( music playing )

Okay.

- Huh? - ( laughs )

Right.

- GIRL: Huh? - MAN: Oh?

GIRL: Ow, whoa.

Teddy.

( whimpers )

MAN: No, no, no, no, no.

( screams )

( splash )

MAN: Princess.

( giggles )

Home?

I agree.

( music playing )

( exhales )

Oh.

Hmm.

Ah, there.

No more holidays for us, Teddy.

( laughs )

( music playing )

Oh.

( sighs )