Original subtitles

( music playing )

( click )

MRS. WICKET : Gah!

( door slams )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!

( chuckles )

( popping lips to imitate fish )

Aww.

- MRS. WICKET: Here. - Oh!

I'm going away for two days.

You'll need to feed the fish.

Mmm!

Here you are. Got that?

Ohh!

There you go, little fishy.

- Ohh! - ( tapping )

- ( horn honks ) - Ooh.

( honk honk )

Coming!

Ohh!

All right.

Bye.

Pbbbbt.

Ohh.

Bye-bye.

Now, don't forget.

( door slams )

( sighs )

Mmm.

Hmm. You stay there.

( engine starts )

Bye!

Ah.

Bah!

( gasps ) No!

Get--Pfft!

SCRAPPER: Aw.

Oof.

No!

( growling )

( hissing )

( humming )

( repeated thumps )

Huh?

( gasps ) No!

Oh!

Whew.

There.

Ah.

Mmm.

- ( loud bang ) - ( Mr. Bean gasps )

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ohh!

Right.

Reow!

Ha! Ha!

( Scrapper yowling )

( yowls )

( growling and hissing )

MR. BEAN: Ha ha!

( Scrapper hissing )

( gulps )

( meows )

( yowling )

( Mr. Bean snickers )

Reow!

( snarling )

( gasps )

Oh...what...Ah!

( snarls )

( yowling )

( screeching )

( Mr. Bean chuckles )

( yowling )

Ah.

( snarling )

Ha ha ha!

( growling )

Ha! ( grunting )

Oh! Ha!

Ha ha!

Ah! Huh?

Huh?

Ahh.

Aha!

Oh.

( sighs )

- Hmm? - ( clank )

( mumbling ) Why don't I see it?

( clank )

- Huh? - ( clank )

Hmm.

- ( hissing ) - Ohh!

( yowls, hisses )

Oh. Ohh!

( yowling )

- Oh! - ( meows )

Oh!

Ah!

( yowling )

( snickers )

( Scrapper growling )

( yowls )

( yowling )

Ahh. Ah!

- ( thumping ) - ( Scrapper yowling )

Yes!

Ahh!

( humming )

There.

- Hmm. - ( tap tap )

( laughs )

( humming )

( gasps )

Do--Don't!

( yowling )

( yowls )

Reow!

( growling )

( yowling )

Ahh.

( humming )

Oh!

( groans )

Ha ha!

( gasps )

( frantically muttering )

In here? No!

Oh!

Here?

Where is it?

Oh!

( relieved sigh )

Ah.

Ohh!

- ( flushing ) - Ooh!

No! No!

No, no, no!

Ohhh!

- Oh! - ( water flowing )

( whimpering )

- ( water flowing ) - Ah. Ah.

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Aha!

Right.

( grunting )

Ohh.

Oh.

Ohh.

Oh!

Pfff-ohh!

Ha! ( coughs )

Fishy?

Fishy?

Fishy?

Fishy?

Hello!

Fishy!

Fishy. Fishy?

- Where are you? - ( splash )

( gasps )

Fishy!

Oh! Fishy!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- ( splash ) - Ohh!

Ah.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ah!

Ahh!

( birds chirping )

What's that?

( birds chirping )

Oh, steady.

Hup!

Ahh!

Ohh!

Oh, no! No!

( splash )

Awww!

Oh.

Ohh.

( boy straining )

Oh!

Oh, yes!

Uh-huh!

There.

( dog growling )

( gasps )

Rrrr.

Uh-uh.

Ohh. Uh...hmm.

BOY: Uh...mine.

Oh, no!

Ha! Come on, son.

( man laughs )

( groaning ) You...you...

BOY: Little fishy.

( cackling )

MAN: ( chuckles ) Come on.

There must be some way.

There must be some--Oh!

Aha!

Ha, right!

Ahh!

Ta-da!

( snickering )

- ( match playing on TV ) - MAN: Aw, go ahead, kick it!

- BOY: Ohh! - MR. BEAN: Aha.

( snickering )

( man and boy shouting at TV )

Ha ha. Oh!

All right.

- Yes! - ( dog growling )

- ( barking ) - Oh! ( giggling )

All right, love. Tip?

No!

Ohh! Tt!

Ahh!

- ( door bangs open ) - I'm home!

- ( pitcher shatters ) - Oh!

No!

( gasping )

One, two...

- ( door slams ) - Eh?

Ohh!

What--What--Oh!

( banging on door )

MRS. WICKET: Oh!

Bean, is that you?!

Oh.

Ohh!

What's going on?

( chuckles )

Mm-mm.

What did you say?

( mumbling )

- Speak up! - Mmmph.

- Oh! - ( mumbling )

Mmm!

MRS. WICKET: Ohh!

Puh!

Ohh!

Ta-da!

Ohh! ( chuckling )

- ( Scrapper yowling ) - What's that?

Oh...Oh, nothing.

Move!

( mumbling )

- ( yowling ) - Oh!

( yowling )

Bean!

( gulps )

( chuckles )

( music playing )

Oh. ( groans )

( sighs )

Whoa!

( flashlight bulb shatters )