Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( scary music playing on TV )

( creaking )

( gulp )

Aah!

( gasps )

Heh heh heh!

ANNOUNCER: Batty.

The lolly people are dying to try.

Eh? Ohh!

( sighs )

( crunch )

( screaming )

Ah! Ah!

( groaning )

( winces )

Aah! Oh! Oh!

Ouch! Ow!

Ohh!

Ah.

( mixer whirring )

Ohh!

Hmm.

Blech!

Ah! Oh!

I'll just put it all.

There we are.

( whirring )

Oh. ( whimpering )

( swishing )

( gargling operatic melody from "Carmen" )

( coughing )

Ech! Blblblbl!

Ow! ( groaning )

Tsk! Oh!

( sighs )

( straining )

Ohh!

Ah!

( grunting )

Tsk! Oh!

( scoffs )

Ah!

Ohh!

( snoring )

Pfft! Hoo!

( gasps )

Oh! ( groaning )

Ohh!

Oh, no!

Ooh!

( groaning )

- ( screaming ) - ( birds cawing )

( moaning )

( sighs )

Three, two, one.

Unh!

Ah.

( mumbling )

( mumbling calculations )

Yeah. Try to stay right here.

Three, two, one.

Unh!

Tsk! Ohh!

Ohh!

( grunting )

Ohh!

Oh, I know.

( panting )

- Ah. - ( valve hisses )

( grunting )

( dresser creaking )

( relieved sigh )

Oh...oh...oh...

( yowls )

Huh? Tsk!

( yowls )

Ah. Good.

( yowling )

( meows )

( purring )

Right. ( straining at rope )

There we are.

Unh...yah!

( clanks )

( screaming )

( cat yowls )

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Ohh!

Hey. Hey.

Ohh!

No!

( cat screaming )

Ohh.

- ( groaning ) - ( air hissing )

( mumbling )

Oh. Ah!

Ohh.

Tsk! Oh!

( groans )

Oh! Ah!

( humming hymn )

- MINISTER: Ohh! - MR. BEAN: Aah!

MINISTER: ( groaning )

( horn beeping )

( tires screech )

( acorns clacking )

MINISTER: ( groaning )

MR. BEAN: Uh... ( gasps )

( string creaking )

Aah!

( stomach growling )

I'm hungry.

Oh, now, just look at the ingredients.

Ohh!

TV CHEF: If you could just smell this delicious food.

Mmm...I...I...

Ahh.

( crunching )

Mmm!

Ahh.

Ah. Oh.

( mumbling )

- Ohh. - ( crunch )

Aah!

Ow.

Ahh!

Look, Teddy!

Look, it's out!

It's out! Look now! Look!

- ( relieved sigh ) - ( whistling )

( whistling )

( whistling )

- Hmm? - ( whistling )

( whistling )

- ( whistling ) - Hmm? What's that sound?

( whistling )

( stops )

( whistling )

( whistling )

- Tsk! Ohh! - ( whistling )

( whistling continues with each breath )

Put this back in here.

There we are.

( mumbling )

- There! - ( whistling )

Oh! What?

- Tsk! Oh! - ( whistling )

Eww!

- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - ( whistles with each word )

Eee! Agh!

( panting, whistling )

( whistling continuing )

( squeak )

MR. BEAN: Ah! Ah!

Aha.

Hmm. There.

Tsk! How's this?

Aw. Tsk!

Ahh!

Ha ha!

( whistling continuing )

( humming )

Aah!

( thud )

Ohh!

What?

( growls )

( doorbell chimes )

Morning!

- Oh, hello. - ( screams )

I've got a tooth stuck.

( growling )

Th-this way.

Ohh!

( girl whimpering )

( growling )

( patients screaming )

( growling )

Who's next?

- ALL: He is! - Oh!

Me? Oh!

Thank you.

Ahh.

( gasping )

- ( glove snaps ) - ( dentist laughing )

( thud )

Oh. Oh.

Oh, dear.

MR. BEAN: ( moans )

( drill whirring )

( moaning )

DENTIST: Right here, fix you up.

( gasps ) What? You--

Ah.

Ohh! Oh!

- Oh, good. - Gone.

- There's also this. - Aah!

Oh. I see.

Bite.

Hold still.

Still.

What? Oh!

Where's he gone?

MR. BEAN: Oh, I don't want to go before you.

DENTIST: Will you sit down, please?!

MR. BEAN: Oh, calm down.

( mumbling )

DENTIST: Stay!

There's not one there.

It's very strange.

There.

MR. BEAN: Oh, I have a space there.

It hurts.

DENTIST: Oh!

It's plastic.

DENTIST: Oh.

Ahh!

- MR. BEAN: Ahh! - ( whistling )

Ah, yes. I know.

MR. BEAN: Oh. Oh, yes.

- ( mumbling ) Ahh! - ( whistling continuing )

Hmm.

Hmm. ( gulp )

Mwah!

Ahh!

DENTIST: ( mumbling )

Ahh!

Ohh!

Aah!

( groaning )

Ahh.

( chair whirring )

MR. BEAN: Hello. ( snickering )

( chair whirring )

- Ahh. - ( suction hissing )

Ohh.

Ah! Ohh!

Ahh.

- ( drill whirring ) - Oh!

There we go.

( Dentist clears throat )

( gasps ) Oh!

- Hello! - Yes.

Now...

( moaning )

Ohh.

( moaning )

Aah!

Oh! Hello.

There you are.

Ohh, nice.

DENTIST: ( chuckling ) A pleasure.

MR. BEAN: Thank you. Thank you.

Oh! Have you got the, uh, tooth?

DENTIST: Of course.

- ( Mr. Bean snickers ) - There you go.

Thank you.

Just gonna cover this.

Ta-da!

Tsk! Ohh!

( muttering )

- Ah! - ( crunch )

- ( Mr. Bean screaming ) - ( birds cawing )

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!