Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

MAN: Right.

I...go...now!

MAN: Ohh!

( snickering )

Oi.

Oh. Sorry.

( Mr. Bean humming )

What?

Tsk! Oh!

Uh!

What? Pfft.

( gasps )

Eh?

What--What is--

What, uh, what, uh, what, uh, what, uh...

( muttering )

( sighs )

Tsk! Gah.

Tsk! Oh!

What the--

MAN: Where's it gone?

MR. BEAN: Ohh! Oh!

Right.

Tsk! Oh!

MAN: Oi!

- ( sighs ) - Oi!

Hey!

Over here! Give us it! Come on!

Ahh!

Tsk! Ah!

( chuckles )

( grunting )

MAN: ( groans )

Oi!

( chuckling )

( muttering )

Oh-aah!

Gah.

Oh. Oh.

All right, now let me see.

Wait there, wait there. Don't worry.

Ah! Ah, yeah.

Just take the doughnut. Ahh.

( rubber creaking )

Ah! Ah!

Huh?

What's his game?

( rubber creaking )

( straining )

( caws )

MAN: Doh!

Oh.

- Get. - Right.

Hoo.

( sighs )

Rrrr.

You...

go...

get...

it!

( gulp )

( whistling )

( doorbell chimes )

( sighs )

Don't worry! Done! Doorbell!

( scoffs )

( scoffs )

Ah. Good morning.

- I lost my ball. - Huh?

I was wondering if I could go up on your roof.

Uh, aye, aye.

Aye, come in then.

Ah. Thank you.

( sighs )

( straining )

( snaps fingers )

( old man groans )

MR. BEAN: Ah.

- OLD MAN: Ohh! - ( thud )

- Gah! - Gah!

There's no use.

I can't quite--I--

- ( window washer whistling ) - Oh!

Oh.

Hmm.

- ( boy laughs ) - What's he up to?

Ohh.

( gulps )

( laughing )

Oh, lovely.

( chuckling )

Nearly done.

( whistling )

Oh.

Where'd--

I could have--

No.

Hmm.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Ah.

Ohh. No.

Oh.

Aah!

Oh, no! Who's out there?!

( muffled screams )

Um, you're seeing things, dear.

MR. BEAN: ( whimpering )

Here. What the--

Ohh! Pfft!

( muttering )

( grunting )

Oh, it's--

This ladder has gotten heavier.

No. ( grunting )

Ohh!

( whimpering )

( woman cowering )

- ( Mr. Bean whimpering ) - MAN: Eh? Huh?

Gah!

( groans )

- ( back cracks ) - Oh, my back.

( relieved sigh )

Oh, I--

Go on, get--

Tsk! Ohh!

Oh!

Ohh!

( window washer whistling )

- ( groans ) - ( back cracks )

( woman humming )

( groaning )

Ohh!

( tanning bed humming )

Aah! Doh!

Aah! Whoa!

Ohh. Oh!

( window washer whistling )

Tsk! Oh!

WOMAN: Here! Here!

What's your game then?

Oh! Aaah!

Ahh!

( groans )

And don't come back!

Hmm!

( panting )

( window washer whistling )

( gasps )

Ooh!

Oh!

Oh! Aah!

Ooh! Ooh!

( blowing )

MAN: Oi! Get back up!

What?!

You can't be serious!

Back up? ( sputtering )

( groans )

( sighs )

Oh!

Ah!

Aha!

( doorbell chimes )

( humming )

Oh. ( groaning )

Ah. Good morning.

For you!

For you, dear.

Aah!

- Aah. Ow. Oh. - ( bed scraping )

( gerbil squeaks )

MR. BEAN: Well.

Right

( groans )

- ( bed shaking ) - Oh! Ohh!

OLD MAN: Ohh!

- ( sighs ) - ( gerbil squeaks )

( straining )

Oh. ( whistling )

Watch this, son. ( laughing )

( whimpering )

- ( engine starts ) - ( gasps )

Right.

( blowing )

Rrr!

- ( caws ) - Whoo! Oh!

( panting )

( exhales )

- ( caws ) - Ooh! Aah! Ohhh!

- ( Mr. Bean screaming ) - ( woman screaming )

( gerbil squeaks )

Ohh!

What?

Oh! ( gasps )

Oh, don't jump!

Quick! Quick, quick, quick!

Emergency! Emergency!

( groaning )

( chewing )

( siren, brakes screech )

( fireman shouting commands )

Huh? Don't look, son.

Right, Derek, get it on there.

( mumbling command )

( muttering nervously )

FIREMAN: Keep going up. Keep extending.

Thank you. Keep extending, boys.

Now, up.

Up, up, up.

No, no, no.

Oh!

Down now. Down. Down.

No! You don't understand!

That's it. Now, sir, calm down.

No, no, no.

No, you're wrong. Go away down there.

I want you, calm down. Calm down.

I want you to come.

( squeaks )

Now, come on. Just step towards me

Simon, can you get--

Now, hold on. Hold on.

No, no, no.

FIREMAN: Don't jump.

Whatever you do--nearer-- don't...

Bah! Go away!

No, let's talk a bit.

You've got to come with me!

Oh, God.

( in slow motion ) How dare you?

( screaming )

( canvas creaking )

( in slow motion ) Ohhh!

FIREMAN: Ohh!

Aah!

( in slow motion ) Got it!

MAN: ( in slow motion ) Jammy!

- Yay! - Yeah!

MR. BEAN: Oh, no!

FIREMAN: Got you!

( shouting in slow motion )

All right, son, you go.

Oh! Oh!

MR. BEAN: ( humming )

MAN: Oi! Oi! Give us the ball back!

Ohh. Gah!

( groaning )

( muttering )

MAN: Come on!

MR. BEAN: What have I got?

MAN: Come on! Give it to me!

MR. BEAN: Okay!

( grunting )

Ohh! ( groaning )

( laughing )

Ohh! Ooh!

- Ohh! - ( man shouts indistinctly )

No, no, no! No!

MAN: Come here! Oi!

( music playing )

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!