Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( tires screeching )

Ooh.

Three, two,

one, go.

Yeah.

( sighs )

( handbrake cranks )

- Okay. - All right.

Here we go.

Easy, easy.

- Right. - Go on in.

Yeah, come on. Come, come.

- ( laughs ) - ( animal squeaking )

Coast clear. ( whistles )

- Come on in. - LARGE MAN: Go on, go on.

Go on in there.

- LARGE MAN: Go on. - Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

- Go, hurry up. Hurry up. - LARGE MAN: All right.

Go on, go on, go on,

and you, and you. Go on.

Got it.

- LARGE MAN: And you. - Aah!

LARGE MAN: Now, Mr. Shopkeeper--

- Where's the other one gone? - ( squeaking )

Where's he gone?

- Ahh! - SMALL MAN: Eh, eh, which way?

Which way? Is that way? That way.

- Come on. - I saw him a minute ago.

- LARGE MAN: Pinky! Pinky! - We'll try down here.

( animal squeaking )

Mmm-mmm-ah!

Ah, Teddy,

do you want one?

Hmm?

You do?

Okay.

( mutters )

( squealing )

Ah,

let me see.

Ah, yes,

that's the one.

Ah. ( humming )

- Go on this way. - All right.

( humming )

( gasps )

( tires screeching )

( squealing )

( squealing sadly )

What is that?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't sell them.

No way. No.

LARGE MAN: You take them

- or Polly gets it. - SHOPKEEPER: Oh!

- ( cackling ) - ( snaps )

( squawks )

- No, no. - Give.

( cash register rings )

Here, here.

( cackling )

( squawk )

LARGE MAN: All right. Come on.

( both chuckling )

SHOPKEEPER: ( mumbling with fear )

- There's no hiding. - ( van engine starts )

( whimpers )

( tires screech )

Right. Ha!

Hmm.

Huh, somewhere here.

Hmm.

Oh.

Ah.

- ( gasps ) - ( piglets squeaking )

Look. Some friends of yours.

( muttering )

- Good morning. - Huh?

I've got this.

Aah! Not another one!

Out! Out!

What is it with everybody?

Wha--What's that?

( groans )

- ( squeaking ) - Hmm.

Hmph. Hmm.

MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

( muttering ) Here.

Hmm. I wonder if it's that?

( squeaking )

Hmm. No, that's not right.

Ah, this, hmm?

( squeaking )

( whispering ) Quiet, please!

- ( muttering ) ( animal squealing )

This is a library.

What's that?

( sneezes )

Shh.

( sighs )

( squealing )

Shh.

Ah, right.

Ah, hmm...

Come on!

( sighs, mutters )

- ( animal squeaking ) - Hmm...

( slurping )

Eww.

- ( animal squeals ) - But--

Ah.

( dog panting )

( barks )

- Oh. Well, now... - MAN: No, sir.

- ( barking ) - No, sir.

No, sir. Sit.

MAN: Hmm...

So sorry. ( mumbling indistinctly )

( man muttering )

You naughty thing.

Hmm.

- MAN: Fetch! - ( splash )

- ( animal squeaking ) - Huh?

That's right. That's right.

Fetch the stick. Drop it.

Good boy.

- ( shaking ) - Ooh!

Fetch.

( gasps )

Hmm!

( quacking )

All right, are you ready?

Fetch.

Fetch.

( sighs )

- ( squeaking ) - Fetch.

Hmm.

Oh.

Well, what--

( squeaking )

Get--Shoo, shoo!

( sighs )

Where...

( gasps )

Oh.

But...

( quacking )

- ( quacking ) - Huh!

Oh.

- ( muttering ) - ( squeaking )

Okay.

( gasps )

( squeaks )

Oh, ugh, ugh, hey, hey.

Wait, wait, wait! Come back, come back!

Come here, come here!

Come on.

- There. - ( squeaking )

Uh! ( laughing )

SMALL MAN: Heh heh! Throw them in.

- Come on, get back in there! - Hey!

SMALL MAN: Coming up!

Ah! Yeah.

- SMALL MAN: Coming up! - ( squeaking )

- Ah! - SMALL MAN: Coming up!

MR. BEAN: Will you come back here?

- Eh? - Eh?

( squealing )

MR. BEAN: Come back here!

LARGE MAN: Come on, later.

MR. BEAN: I can't get-- Wait for me, you!

Oh? Uh, but I--I don't--

- ( squeaking ) - Oh.

( squeaking )

Ahh!

( sniffing )

Wait a minute.

Right! Rrr!

What am I going to do with--

- I-- - ( van approaching )

Aah!

Oh.

( whimpering )

Oh, no.

( humming )

( badgers squealing )

And for the dryer,

I have a dryer.

( cackling )

( laughing )

- In the dip, out the dip. - ( both laughing )

Hang 'er.

( tires screeching )

( large man laughing )

There they are.

LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip.

SMALL MAN: Now for the dryer,

I have a dryer.

( large man laughing )

- Go on. Go on. Go on. - ( grunting )

LARGE MAN: In the old dip, and out the old dip.

Right.

SMALL MAN: And for the old dryer,

I have the old dryer.

( men laughing )

- ( hand brake ratcheting ) - Ugh!

LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip.

SMALL MAN: And for the dryer, I have a dryer.

SHOPKEEPER: I'm not sure you should be--Um!

Right.

( gasps )

Oh, I see.

Shh!

Get back in there.

( grunting )

Get in.

- ( badger growling ) - ( men screaming )

( humming )

Ah.

SMALL MAN: What's going on? What's going on?

( grunting )

( squeaking )

MR. BEAN: Bye-bye.

( laughing )

SMALL MAN: Oh, I can't!

I can't reach it!

Ohh! Oh! No!

( sighs )

( humming )

( crash )

Oops.

Uh...Oh, no!

Why...( muttering )

( horn honking )

Look in the van.

Huh?

Buh-huh-huh-huh-ha!

Pffft!

Oh!

MR. BEAN: Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Huh. Hmm.

Number two

and number five.

Yes?

( squealing )

Yes. Number two and five.

Well done, Mr. Bean.

MR. BEAN: Thank you.

Ahh!

( chuckles )

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!