Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( sighs )

There you go.

Right.

Let's see here.

Ah.

♪ La la la la la la la

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

( snickers )

Ahh!

Oh.

( mumbling )

Oh.

Sss! Sss! Right.

Right. ( mumbling )

( snickering )

( clock ticking )

Oh.

There we are.

Right. Ah.

Oh.

Ahh.

Ohh.

( clock ticking )

( music playing )

( sizzling )

( snoring )

( alarm clock ringing )

( snoring )

( doorbell chimes )

- Ohh. - ( doorbell chimes )

( snoring )

( chicken clucking )

( bells tolling )

( bells tolling )

( giant footsteps echoing )

( Mr. Bean snoring )

( chicken roars )

( snoring )

( horror music screeching )

( chicken roars )

( screaming )

Ohh. Oh!

What? What then--

( doorbell chimes )

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, oh, oh!

( coughing )

That's ( coughs ) hot.

( coughing )

- ( window closes ) - Ohh!

Ohh! ( coughs )

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Stay there. ( coughs )

Oh, right.

( doorbell chimes )

( breathing loudly through snorkel )

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh!

( doorbell chiming )

- Oh! - ( chiming )

( sighs )

Ohh!

( doorbell chiming repeatedly )

( muttering )

- ( doorbell stops ) - There. Right.

- Hello. - ( growls )

- Oh. Thank you. - Mmm.

( sighs )

( clears throat )

( coughs deliberately )

Uh...Hmm?

Well, look what I got you.

- There. - Oh!

( sniffs )

Mmm.

- ( smacking lips ) - Uh...

Tsk! Ohh!

- There. - Tsk! Oh!

( sighs )

Ah, mmm...

( clucking )

Ah, good. Chicken for dinner.

( clucking )

( squawking )

Oh!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

( sniffing ) Ahh!

- Oh! - Very nice.

Okay.

( Irma clears throat )

Ah, yes. Yes.

Certainly.

( mutters )

IRMA: Ah! Hmm...

MR. BEAN: ( gasps )

Oh. Oh! ( muttering )

( Irma sniffing )

Eww!

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Um. Oh. Oh, don't.

IRMA: Aww!

Pfft! Pfft!

Eh? Ahe-hem!

- MR. BEAN: Yes? - IRMA: Here.

IRMA: Right. - Oh! Oh, I don't--

- Oh. - I'll do it.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, dear.

( sighs deeply )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( deep voice ) Won't be long.

( high voice ) No, won't be long.

Hmm.

( laughing )

( laughing )

Mmm.

( laughing )

Ah. ( laughing )

MR. BEAN: Doh! Get! Go!

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Must be something here.

Aha.

Ah!

Tsk! Ohh!

( grumbling )

What am I going to do?

Oh.

Ah.

Cheese!

- ( mouse squeaking ) - ( gasps )

I can't--Wait

Not so fast.

Right.

- Ah. - ( pigeon cooing )

Hmm.

Tsk! Oh! Go on! Get out!

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Oh.

Not bad.

( stomach growling )

Oh!

- ( sighs ) - ( door closes )

MR. BEAN: Ta-da!

IRMA: Oh!

Good evening, madam.

Here we are,

your knife,

your fork.

Voila.

Oh.

MR. BEAN: Mwah!

Hmm, good.

( chuckles )

But there's more.

There's more.

- Oh. - Wait there.

Mmm?

Hmm.

Ohh! What--

( gasps )

I know.

( grunts )

( mumbles )

( music playing )

There.

( water boiling )

Right.

I'll get those.

( mumbling )

I know.

Pff.

( grunts )

I know.

Right. There.

They're all hot now.

Come on

( tapping )

That's not cooked.

So what--15...

We've got time.

( owl hooting )

( sighs )

Come on.

It must be done now.

Tsk! Oh, no, no! No!

Tsk. Oh.

( stomach growling )

( sighs )

Oh, uh...

Mmm.

Oh. Ah.

Mmm. Here.

Uh! Ah, but you--

But the kitchen's in there!

Um...I, uh... I was just cleaning my teeth.

Yeah.

( growls )

Where are you going?

I could just, uh--( gasps )

Ohh!

- ( stomach growling ) - Oh!

Eh?

( pigeon cooing )

Oh.

( smacks lips )

Ah!

Oh, dear! Ohh!

( growls )

( groans )

Oh, this must be ready by now.

( gasps )

Yes!

Excellent.

All right.

Ahh!

There we go.

( stomach growling )

Oh!

Ta-da!

IRMA: Mmm...

( humming )

Oh. Oh.

Just need something to serve it up with.

- Oh! - ( cooing )

Got it. Right.

Got one.

- ( window slams ) - ( pigeons squawks )

( gasps )

( gasps and screams )

( stammering )

- ( slurping noise ) - Oh!

( mumbling hysterically )

Oh! Aah!

Ohh!

( laughing sinisterly )

( sighs )

( slurping )

( sipping )

Ah.

MR. BEAN: ( muttering )

Hmm.

So small.

Oh, I know!

This will do it.

There we go.

- ( grunting ) - ( pump hissing )

( muttering )

- Ah! - ( air escaping )

Ah! There.

Right.

( sizzling )

That does it! I leave now!

- MR. BEAN: Ah-ahem! - Eh?

Oh!

( sniffing ) Ahh!

( humming )

Mmm!

Ahh!

( humming )

All right.

- IRMA: Mmm! - ( skin creaks )

- Oh. - ( creaking )

What?

( grunting )

Oh!

( squealing as air escapes )

Oh.

- Uh--

Why, you! ( shouting angrily )

( mouse squeaking )

- Ooh! - Ohh!

- Mmm! - Mmm!

( squeaks )

( both shouting )

MR. BEAN: Get the lid! Get the lid!

( shouting and banging )

( music playing )

Tsk! Ohh!

( sighs )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!