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( music playing )
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from Beethoven's 5th Symphony )
( piano plays opening bars
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Beethoven's 5th )
( continues playing
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- ♪ Dah! ♪
- ( cat screeches )
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( continues "playing" )
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over and over )
( repeating same phrase
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( record stuck )
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( stammering )
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Ohh! ( grumbles )
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( phrase keeps repeating )
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( music stops )
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( blows )
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( sighs deeply )
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( muttering )
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Hmm.
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Oh, this is it.
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( muttering )
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Come on.
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( bell dings )
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MAN: I'm looking
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for a new instrument.
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May I recommend...
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this one.
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No, I don't like modern.
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I tried.
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Oh, horrible!
( plays "Fur Elise" )
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- Now, now, now.
- Horrible!
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I insist
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that you try it properly.
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Let me, uh, help you.
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No, no, no, no.
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No? I insist.
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Oh!
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- Ready...
- Ah...
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...ah-choo!!!
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There we are. Go!
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♪ ( "Fur Elise" ) ♪
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MR. BEAN: Aah. Mwah!
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( laughs )
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♪ ( "Fur Elise" ) ♪
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with melody )
( singing along
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Bravo. Bravo!
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- What?
- ( Mr. Bean playing maracas )
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rhythmic sounds )
( Mr. Bean making
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Whoo!
♪ Cha, cha-cha-cha! ♪
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CLERK: Ah-ah-ahem!
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- Do you mind?
- Hmm?
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( sniffs ) Ohh!
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Now, where were we?
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You want to try something...
Oh, yes, sir.
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( muttering )
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- No, no, no.
- You'll love this.
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You see, it's recorded
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what you played.
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- ♪ ("Fur Elise") ♪
- Oh!
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That is clever, ja.
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Fifty pounds?
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Aah. 150 quids, eh?
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- That's--
- ♪ ( xylophone ) ♪
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- What is this?
- Ooh!
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- Right!
- ♪ ( xylophone ) ♪
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Do you mind?!
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Ooh!
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( muttering )
What the...
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- Oh, you've got it now, sir.
- ♪ ("Fur Elise" )♪
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That's marvelous. Oh!
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- ( drum set bashing )
- ♪ ("Fur Elise") ♪
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Grrr! You there!
CLERK:
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You there!
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- ( drums continue )
- Oh!
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- MAN: Stop that man!
- Oh, noooo!
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- Oh.
- MR. BEAN: Aah.
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( groans )
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Now-- No, no, no. No, no!
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- No, no. No!
- Please, sir.
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I think I've got
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just the thing.
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( fanfare plays )
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Ahaaaaaa!
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That's more like it.
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Oh...oh!
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♪ ( Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
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♪ ( continues ) ♪
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Huh?
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( gasps )
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- Oh!
- ♪♪
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- Oh...
♪ ( piano continues ) ♪
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♪♪
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- Ja, ja.
- Bravo!
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- Bravo!
- I'll take it.
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( clerk giggles )
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Checks? Oh, yes.
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- ( chatter )
- ( Mr. Bean gasping )
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh. Ah!
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( mumbling )
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Let me see.
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- Excuse me.
- ♪ ( plays C major scale ) ♪
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That is sold.
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- CLERK: Where were we?
- MAN: Hello? Hello?
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- ♪♪ ( scale )
- Here we are.
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- What is that?
- ( muffled note on piano )
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- What? Oh, no. Oh, no.
- What--?
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Ohh, no!
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- ( clerk growling )
( Mr. Bean makes noises )
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- You see?
- ( muffled note on piano )
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You are a charlatan!
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- Oh, no!
- You...
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( mumbling )
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh, cash!
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Well, perhaps we could come
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to some arrangement.
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( beep )
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♪ ( "Moonlight Sonata" ) ♪
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- Tut-tut-tut!
- Yes, very happy to take--
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♪ ( muffled note ) ♪
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- Hmm?
- Well--
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All right.
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Thank you.
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- MAN: What?
- Tut-tut-tut!
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( Mr. Bean mumbles )
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I suppose
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we could throw it in.
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Thank you.
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- Tut-tut-tut!
- All right.
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- And that.
- What now?
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Oh, the candelabra! Ohh!
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( mumbling )
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Right.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Very good.
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( whining ) Oh--
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( beep )
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Ooh! You like that, do you?
CLERK:
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Oh!
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Hmm!
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( indistinct chatter )
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( sighs )
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( muttering)
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( key rattling in lock )
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- Where do you want it?
- Ohh! ( groans )
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Oh!
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Come on. Come on.
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( men groaning )
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( Mrs. Wicket muttering )
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- ( men panting )
- ( piano thuds to floor )
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MR. BEAN: Hmm.
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Try it over here.
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- ( both straining )
- Okay, okay. Over there.
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MAN: Here we go, then.
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Oh, dear.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Try--Try there.
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( both grunting )
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( piano strings ring out )
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( mumbling )...over there.
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Ohhhhh, no!
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( grunting )
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( metal clanks )
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That's it! That's right!
MR. BEAN:
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- Right!
- Right back where we started!
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I've had enough.
That is it!
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Aah.
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Ah.
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( Mr. Bean laughing )
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♪ ( plays major scale ) ♪
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♪ ( muffled note ) ♪
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( chuckles )
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( muttering )
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( grunting )
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♪ ( dissonant chord ) ♪
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Oh! ( laughing, muttering )
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♪ ( plays major scale ) ♪
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( cracks knuckles )
( giggling )
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Oh...
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♪ ( repeats one note ) ♪
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( laughing, muttering )
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of Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
♪ ( opening theme
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Ah!
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♪ ( continues Beethoven ) ♪
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♪ ( plays wrong note ) ♪
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♪ ( continues Beethoven ) ♪
Ohh!
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- Oh, darn it!
- ♪ ( plays wrong note ) ♪
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♪ ( playing faster ) ♪
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- ( pounding on keyboard )
- ( angry yelling )
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- ( Mrs. wicket muttering )
- ( noise continues )
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( angry muttering )
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( Mrs. Wicket shouting )
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( wheezing, coughing )
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( stammers )
MRS. WICKET: Now--
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♪ ( playing "Gymnopedies" ) ♪
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Aaah. Oh.
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Oh, lovely.
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- ( recorded applause )
- Oh...
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Eh? Grr!
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- ( gasps )
- ( applause continues )
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- What?!
- ( applause stops )
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( mumbling )
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( Mrs. Wicket scoffs )
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( exhales )
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Right.
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♪ ( Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
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- Oh, damn it all!
- ♪ ( wrong note ) ♪
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All right...
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( muttering )
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Yes...
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Ah! There it is.
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- Ah. Oh--
( doorbell rings )
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- Ah.
- Good morning. I-- Ohh!
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BOTH: It's you!
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Come on in.
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Here we are.
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Oh!
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( both mumbling )
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- ( knuckles crack )
- Yes. Play for me, then.
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Right.
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- Good.
- ♪ ( Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
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plays wrong note ) ♪
♪ ( continues;
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TEACHER: No, no,
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you make a mistake.
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But I show you.
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See?
♪ ( Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
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- Good.
- ♪♪
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- ( angry muttering )
- ♪ ( wrong note ) ♪
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- Nooo!!!
- Arrgghh!
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Ohh...
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♪♪
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- ♪♪
Listen.
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This is the note.
This is the note.
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- Ja.
- ♪♪
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Go on. Go on.
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- Oh, no, that is all wrong!
- ♪ ( wrong note ) ♪
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- ( whimpering )
All wrong! Wrong.
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Listen.
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I have an idea.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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♪ ( Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
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continues ) ♪
♪ ( Beethoven's 5th
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♪ ( ending chords ) ♪
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♪ ( ending chords repeat ) ♪
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- ( recorded applause )
- ( beep )
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh! Mwah!
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- ( recorded applause )
- ( beep )
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( door opens )
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- ( gasps )
- Mr. Bean!
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Oh. Ah...
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- For me?
- For you.
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( applause continues )
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( Mrs. Wicket, indistinct )
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( music playing )
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MR. BEAN: Ohh.
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