Original subtitles

( music playing )

( man grunting )

- Done it. - ( alarm wailing )

Oh, no!

( alarm blaring )

( whistle blowing )

- Over there! - ( dogs barking )

Oh!

( helicopter whirring )

( sighs )

- Oh. - ( siren wails in distance )

Tsk tsk tsk.

( grunting, muttering )

Shh!

Mmm!

( belches )

Shh!

( chuckling )

( doorknob rattles )

Ah!

( burglar grunts )

Ahh.

- BURGLAR: Oh! - Oh.

Huh?

What was--

Hmm. Oh, well.

( relieved sigh )

Huh? Hello.

Nice bit of clobber.

Ah.

( Mr. Bean humming )

Ow! Oh! Ahh!

Ohh!

Ow! Oh!

Right. Oh-- ow!

That's a bit tight, innit? Never mind.

- Right. - ( door rattles )

Oh-- oh, no.

MR. BEAN: Ahh.

Oh. Tsk.

Aha.

Here we go. Ahh.

( burglar groans )

( muttering )

Hmm.

What is it?

Oh.

Oh.

- BURGLAR: Oh! - Hmm?

Oh.

( mutters )

( burglar groaning )

Oh.

BURGLAR: Oh, Gordon Bennett! Oh!

There. Right.

- Well done, Constable. - Thank you, sir.

Oh.

What's this?

Hmm. - Morning, sir.

Have you seen this man?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

( mutters )

- Indeed. - Oh, shocking.

( groans )

( muttering )

( gasping )

( muttering )

Hang on.

( muttering )

- It's him. - ( muttering )

What do you see, Constable?

It's him?

Well?

No!

No, it's not me.

It's not me!

( chuckles )

Right.

Hmm?

( cat snarling )

( hissing )

Get out of the way.

Get out!

Huh?

( chuckling )

Welcome.

Oh. Oh.

( muttering )... and stay out of my way.

Staying for dinner? ( hissing )

( yelling, grunting )

Oh. Oh.

- ( television playing ) - ( man laughing )

( mutters )

- ( Mr. Bean laughing ) - Out.

Oh!

- GUARD: Home. - ( Mr. Bean gulps )

MR. BEAN: Oh, no!

( sighs )

Come on.

Oh.

Hmm.

( mutters )

( sighs )

( birds chirping )

( television playing )

Huh?

Ow!

MR. BEAN: ( mutters )

( television playing )

- MRS. WICKET: Mr. Bean? - Oh, no.

MRS. WICKET: I want a word with you.

( wheezing )

You know what today is.

Aha!

Right? Eh?

Oh, aye. How's it going?

What?

Right.

Come here.

The rockery.

- Now, these go here. - BURGLAR: Yeah?

- And these... - Eh?

These go here and these go there.

Huh?

As agreed!

BURGLAR: Uh, right. Yeah.

Hurry up.

MRS. WICKET: It shouldn't take you long.

Aha ha ha ha!

Here you are.

Hmm.

- ( plinking ) - Huh.

I wonder...

( sawing noises )

( Mr. Bean breathing heavily )

( gasps )

Right.

Clean-up time.

I want this place...

to be spic and span.

- Shh.

- That's spic and span.

- Aye? - Huh?

- Clean it up. - Yes, sir.

- Right now. - Okay, sir.

Oh. ( muttering )

Wait a minute.

( mutters )

Here we go.

Look at this.

Look at this, Teddy.

Yes!

Come on.

Put your back into it.

Come on, come on.

I can't believe this.

MRS. WICKET: Don't stop now.

Please, God, let this unlock.

Yes.

Oh. Oh.

MAN: Oi. Over here.

Open the door.

There, you got a key. Open the door.

Give us the key, come on.

No.

Look.

- Oh. - Key first.

Open the door.

Oh.

Sorry. I lied.

What?

What?

MAN: Bye.

- MR. BEAN: Oh. - MAN: Bye.

Oh!

Oh, no!

( sighs )

- ( television playing ) - Oh.

Oh.

( snickers )

( donkey braying )

MRS. WICKET: Something's still not right.

Hmm. I know. Move that.

Ohh.

There.

MRS. WICKET: Lovely.

Ow! I don't want none of this.

Hang on.

Oh!

MRS. WICKET: You haven't mowed the lawn yet.

Oh.

Hang on.

Ah, use these.

- What? - ( chuckles )

Oh.

( muttering )

Come on.

Aaaah!

( burglar gibbering )

Eh?

( sobbing )

Let me in!

( TV audience laughing )

( door opens )

( mumbling )

Well, you know, I mean, you know,

I had to do it, mate, they thought you was me.

( muttering angrily )

- Sorry. - ( laughter on TV )

Huh?

( both laugh )

( grunting, roaring )

( muttering )

- Cheerio, then. - Thank you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm freeeee!

( alarm wailing )

( Mr. Bean gasps, mutters )

( helicopter whirring )

( Mr. Bean whimpering ) No!!!

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Ohh.