Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( wind blowing )

( snoring )

( woman speaking frantically in distance )

Oh.

Oh, what's that?

- Hurry up! Somebody do something!

- ( siren ) - Oh, my baby!

Ohh! Oh, I'm so...

Oh, do hurry!

He's been up there for hours!

He's going to fall!

Oh, don't drop him!

FIREMAN: Come along, Tickles.

WOMAN: My poor little baby.

- Ooh, be careful! - ( mews )

MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh!

( mumbling )

Come along, Tickles.

- ( grunting ) - ( mews )

( branch creaking )

( kitten meows )

Shoo! Go on.

WOMAN: ( screaming )

What the?

( woman gasping )

MR. BEAN: Aah!

( kitten meows )

Oh.

WOMAN: ( clapping ) Bravo!

- Oh. - WOMAN: Bravo!

Bravo! Mwah!

Ah ha ha!

Ta-da!

( kiss ) Ooh!

Thank you.

( grumbling )

Oh, there he is!

Oh, oh!

- How can I ever thank you? - MR. BEAN: There you go.

( kissing )

Aw.

There you go, love.

Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

- Oh! - Now...

Back in a minute.

Wait there,

you'll see.

- Bye. - Stupid woman.

( door closes )

( sighs )

- ( doorbells rings ) - Huh? Tsk! Oh!

WOMAN: Oh, come on. Where is he?

- Oh! - Yes?

I'm back. Oh.

And what do you want?

I brought the photographer. Yes.

Freddy Blair, press.

Hmm. Hmm.

( gasps )

Ohh!

WOMAN: A photo of me

and you

and kitty.

( mews )

MR. BEAN: Oh!

Ohh!

Hello.

( licking fingers )

Get off.

I'll be right back.

WOMAN: Hmm.

( sighs )

( triumphant music playing )

Ohh!

( chuckling )

Oh, look at me.

( chuckling )

Ah.

Oh.

Huh!

Tsk! Oh.

Ah!

Tsk! Oh!

There.

Ohh!

Blblblbl!

Yoo-hoo!

FREDDY: Over here. Come on!

I'll be right back.

Stay there.

- FREDDY: Huh? - WOMAN: Oh!

Oi!

Ahh!

Huh?

Hmm.

Hmm. Ah. Yes.

( muttering )

Yes.

Oh. Morning.

Morning.

Oh.

BARBER: Now?

MAN: That.

BARBER: Right, uh...

Uh...

Here we are.

Ohh!

( blowing )

Ohh!

Silly old man.

- ( doorbell jingles ) - Coming!

( kissing )

Kitty.

- Ah. Smile! - Hold on, now.

Hold on, now.

Oh.

( muttering )

Tsk! Oh, dear.

Ha, that should do it.

( sighs )

( hissing )

Tsk! Ohh!

Let me see.

Oh.

Aha!

( grunting )

Ah!

Tsk! Oh, dear.

( book pages turning )

Ah!

Ahh!

( muttering )

Ah, yes!

Ahh!

Oh.

Now for...

Ohh!

Tsk! Oh.

Ah!

Huh!

( chuckles )

( muttering )

Ohh!

Ah.

( snipping )

Um...

Mmm...oh!

Oh! Ahh!

There.

And there.

Hmm. Hmm.

Oh.

( muttering )

Hmm.

Ohh!

Hmm.

Nope.

( scissor snipping )

Hmm, nice.

( snickering )

MAN: No, my paper!

( doorbell chiming )

( chimes )

- Ahh! - ( doorbell chiming )

( humming )

MRS. WICKET: Eh?

Oh. Aah!

Oh, morning.

( laughing )

Reow.

Oh. Well, what's wrong with...?

Oh.

( screams )

( doorbell chiming )

Come on. Come on.

MR. BEAN: Uh, yes?

Are we up? I haven't got all day, you know!

I'm a busy man!

Keeping me waiting! I can't believe it!

Oh, well, ( inaudible )

Oh, what's he think he's doing, eh?

WOMAN: Oh! Ooh!

Huh? Oh, no! I look terrible!

FREDDY: Where is he now?

I could have been a war photographer!

I could have been a glamour photographer!

I did three three primary schools

in one day!

That's the kind of a professional I am!

( wind whistling )

( gasps ) What?

FREDDIE: There's just one cat keeping me waiting.

I can't believe it.

Oh. Me rug.

Me syrup.

Yes, yes.

Now, let me see.

Oh, me rug. Oh!

Kitty. Oh, feeling better.

Oh, here? Oh, me toupee.

Oh!

- ( fishing reel clicking ) - ( Mr. Bean chuckles )

FREDDIE: It's around here somewhere.

( Mr. Bean chuckles )

Oh.

WOMAN: No, it's not here.

Oh, here.

Oh.

Let's see.

That's it.

Oh, where is it?

Hello.

( humming )

FREDDIE: Oh.

- Somewhere... - Are you ready?

Yeah.

Oh, at last.

( chuckling )

MR. BEAN: Well, here I am.

Oh, little kitty.

( muttering )

You take him.

Ah! Ah!

( mewing )

- Move closer. - MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm.

- Closer. - MR. BEAN: Okay.

Nah.

- Move right. - Right.

FREDDY: All right. Wait a minute.

- WOMAN: Cheese! - FREDDY: Steady there.

- ( cat mews ) - Hold it, hold it.

All right, all right.

( man whistling )

Ah. Oh, right.

( laughing )

Oh. Right.

Let's see what's in the old...

tabloids.

Oh, I like that.

There.

Uh,

cool.

BARBER: Come in.

( music playing )

- ( doorbell jingles ) - BARBER: Come in!

Oh.

MAN IN GREEN: All right?

Cool. Ehhh.

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!