Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( dog barking )

( laughs )

Ohh.

( muttering )

( giggles )

( snickering )

Hmm.

Ah!

Come on.

Ooh.

Got the boat.

( tires screech )

( brakes screech )

Oh.

Ohh!

Doh.

No.

Tsk! Oh!

Ah! ( laughs )

A boat!

( sweeping soundtrack music playing )

Teddy, see?

Quick.

There, look, look.

( imitating ship's horn )

( imitating ship scraping iceberg )

Blub-blub-blub-blub-blub.

( muttering )

There, there.

Right.

Oh!

Stay there. Stay there.

( snickering )

( horns honking )

Good.

( horn honking )

( honk )

What's your problem?

It's on red.

Look.

Huh, all right?

( grumbling ) Yaah!

Ohh! Gah!

Tt!

( horn honking )

Ohh!

( humming )

( cars honking )

Ohh. Go now, eh?

Go now, eh?

Ah!

( tires screech )

( horn honks )

( shouting )

Ah.

( laughs )

Oh. Oh.

Ohhh!

( muttering )

Go back.

What? Oh, right.

- Move back. - Move back.

- Move back. - Move back.

- Move back. - Move back.

- Move back. - Move back.

- Move back. - Move back.

( engine sputtering )

( gears grinding )

Aah! Aah!

( cars bumping )

Oi!

( duck quacking )

What the?

( giggling )

( muttering )

Ohh!

( tires screech )

Ohh!

Ah!

Ahh!

Oh, look.

Oh. Oh!

Ohh! ( grumbling )

( brakes screech )

( chuckling )

Ohh! Bbbbbb!

MAN: Yes.

( chuckling )

( muttering )

Doh!

Huh?

Oh.

( humming )

Oi!

( Mr. Bean starts )

Hmm! Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm!

( Mr. Bean laughs )

This is my car.

This is my car.

Hmm!

- ( keys jingling ) - Oh, see?

Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

Give me those!

Hmm!

Ah!

Ha!

MR. BEAN: Hmm.

( chuckling )

Ha!

Eh?

( humming )

Oi!

Hmm!

- ( engine starts ) - Oh.

Ah! Ahh! ( giggling )

Mmm!

♪ Da da da da ♪

( humming )

Ahem!

Hoo!

Hmm.

( sighs )

Oh, all right.

Gah!

( grumbling )

Ohh!

Hmm hmm!

Mm-mm-mmm!

Aw. Ah!

( bell chimes )

Hmm.

Hmm.

No.

Ah!

( snickers )

Ah!

( screws clattering )

Now...

( gasps )

( chuckles )

Oh.

( chuckles nervously )

( cash register rings )

( laughing )

( counting )

( laughing )

Ohh!

Ohh!

OFFICER: Oh, yeah.

MR. BEAN: Oh!

OFFICER: Tsk tsk tsk! Oh!

Hmm.

Move it.

Ohh.

Oh!

Oh!

Ohh!

( movie music playing )

Ohh!

Ah!

( horn honking )

Ohh!

( horn honking )

( brakes screech )

- ( coins clanking ) - Oh!

Sorry.

( Mr. Bean groaning )

( sighs )

Oh.

Oh. ( echoing )

Hmm. Hmm.

( tires squealing )

( horn honking )

Huh. Ah.

( engine sputtering )

Move off.

Go. Go.

( car crashes )

( laughing )

( tires screeching )

( sighs )

Ah!

Quick. Quick. Quick. Quick. Quick.

- Ah! - ( car approaching )

Ah, no!

( grumbling )

( whistling )

Oh. Oh.

Thank you, dear. Very kind.

( frustrated sigh )

( whistles )

( muttering )

( whistling )

WOMAN: Oh!

( muttering )

WOMAN: Ah!

Talk about a long goodbye.

WOMAN: Here we go.

Thank you.

Ah!

( whistling )

MR. BEAN: Oh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

( snickering )

( Driver whistling )

( tires screeching )

( horn honking )

( driver shouting )

( Mr. Bean laughs )

Ahh!

♪ Ta-da ♪

Thank you. Thank you.

( kissing )

( exclaiming triumphantly )

Huh!

What the--?

( coins clanking )

( panting )

Six pounds fifty.

Um...

( Mr. Bean counting )

in theater ) ( muffled movie music playing

- Oh. Ah! - ( woman snoring )

Thank you.

( ship's horn blowing )

- Excuse me. - Hmm!

We did it!

I couldn't believe that... ( muttering )

PATRON: Shh!

- ( muttering ) - Shh!

Ahh!

Huh? Oh!

Oh, no!

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!