Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

Ah.

Hmm.

( man on TV muttering )

Missing teddies.

( man on TV muttering )

( muttering )

Oh!

Ooh!

( relieved sigh )

LARGE MAN: Ohh!

( evil laughter )

( small man cackling )

( muttering ) They are after the teddies.

Ohh! Hello.

( small man cackling )

( sighs )

Good job.

Let's see.

Aha.

Hmm.

I could buy some honey.

Hmm. ( buzzes lips )

Teddy, the jam or the honey?

Bzz bzzz!

The honey.

Bzzzz!

Hmm.

Ah.

Aha.

Oh. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

Aha!

Ah! Perfect.

Ohh! ( chuckles )

- ( small man cackling ) - Oh.

Ha!

( cackling )

( gasps )

Now you just--Ooh!

( shudders )

Oh, no, no.

Shh, just keep quiet.

Blech!

Wah ha ha!

( chuckling )

Oh! Phew!

What?

( gasps )

Oh, no! Teddy?

Teddy, where are you?

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy?

( laughs )

( grunting )

( both laughing evilly )

Oop!

( door creaking )

Teddy! Teddy?

Where is my--Teddy?

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!

Teddy!

- Mom! - Teddy?

( engine revving )

I don't believe it.

Blah-lah-lah-lah!

Hey, stop.

( tires screech )

- ( crash ) - Hey!

( classical music playing )

- ( chase music playing ) - Ah!

- Eh? - ( horn honking )

Off!

( both laughing )

MR. BEAN: Teddy!

( car rattling )

- ( squeaks ) - Aah!

( clattering )

( birds chirping )

- ( squeaks ) - ( tail pops free )

( angry squeaking )

( relieved sigh )

Teddy!

Teddy?

Teddy!

Where are you?

( hoots )

( thunderclap )

MR. BEAN: Teddy!

( echoing ) Teddy!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Where's my Teddy?

Teddy!

There you are!

Come on! Oh, you!

Ooh!

( gasps )

What have they done to you?

Teddy.

Oh.

( sighs )

How many?

Hmm?

( sighs ) Yes.

Ooh!

Eee!

( sighs )

( dog growling and barking )

( cat meowing )

( duck quacking )

( quacking )

WOMAN: Oh!

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Hmmph!

Next.

Uh...uh...

( clears throat )

( gasps )

Oh, Teddy.

( dog barking, cat meowing )

( quack )

( gasps )

( crying )

Ah!

( girl crying )

Mm-hmm.

( quack )

- ( slap ) - ( loud quack )

Rreeoww!

( dog growling )

Reeeooww!

Oh!

Oh!

Awk! Good morning! Good morning!

Good morning!

Ohh!

( sighs )

( somber music playing )

Next.

Oh. Uh, um...

( sighs )

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.. Huh.

( humming )

Yes.

Ahh!

( cat meowing )

Go. Shoo. Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Ohh!

MR. BEAN: Excuse me.

Do you mind awfully if I just put this

up on your wall?

Right there.

Oh, good. Thank you.

( gasps )

Oh, no!

( thunderclap )

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Uh-uh. ( cackling )

Here.

Here.

( grunts )

( machine whirring )

( laughs )

How's that?

Nice.

( sewing machine whirring )

( cackles )

( large man grunting )

( sewing machine whirring )

( sighs )

( boy singing )

RECORDING OF MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:Right this way.

Get your bunny bears here.

Bunny bears!

Bunny bears, they're lovely!

Get your bunny bears here!

Bunny bears!

Who would like a bunny bear?

Aww!

Give me that.

One, two, three.

Oh!

( gasps )

MR. BEAN: Teddy.

RECORDING: Step right up and get your bunny bears here.

LARGE MAN : Huh?

RECORDING: Bunny bears! Who would like a bunny bear?

Bunny bears!

MR. BEAN: Ah!

( muttering )

( snickering )

( straining )

There we go.

( engine starts, tires screech )

BOTH: Huh?

- ( laughing ) - ( classical music playing )

( chase music playing )

( tires screech )

( engine revving )

( laughing )

( groaning )

( ducks quacking )

SMALL MAN: Aah!

( quacking )

( growling )

SMALL MAN: ( grumbling )

Oh! Ow!

Ow!

( grunting )

Hmm!

Look!

LARGE MAN: Ohh!

Right! ( chuckling )

SMALL MAN: Come on.

LARGE MAN: ( muttering )

Up!

( car approaching )

LARGE MAN: Oh!

Help!

LARGE MAN: Whoa!

Ooh!

SMALL MAN: Aah! Aah!

( laughing )

In there, you two. Go on.

- SMALL MAN: Doh! - ( siren sounding )

MR. BEAN: Off we go.

And just the other one.

( children laughing )

MR. BEAN: There we are, sonny.

That's for you.

That's mine! Ohh!

MR. BEAN: Anybody else want their teddy?

But you are staying with me.

( snickering )

Yes.

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!