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Uh.
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Huh.
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Fuck.
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Jesus Christ.
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Ah! Ah!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Dude?
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Are you good, dude?
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Holy shit, fuck.
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Help! Somebody help!
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I need help! Somebody help!
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I need help!
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A man once jumped from
the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Well, a lot have, but
this guy, he lived.
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It's a 245-foot drop
before you smack
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into the freezing
cold bay below.
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Just a little over four
seconds of falling.
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The man said he regretted it
the moment his last finger
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departed from the rail.
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But I think a sea lion
saved his life or something.
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It's a really good
story, but I don't know.
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Everyone keeps telling
me there's a reason
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I'm still here and all.
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I wanna regret it. I really do.
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But it's just the only
thing I truly regret
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is not using a gun.
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Fuck, man. You scared me.
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Sorry.
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Do you know how they died?
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How the fuck should I know?
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Yo, man, you kill this
bitch or something?
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- What?
- Great work today, bud.
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Thanks.
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- Couple new plots?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They're dropping
like flies out there.
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But hey, good for business.
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You sure I can't bring you home?
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- Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
- Oh, come on.
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You must be exhausted from
pushing that thing around.
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It's hot as Satan
himself out there.
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I'll stop in and say
hey to your folks.
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No, really. Ah, I'm sure...
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I don't mind running.
It's my doctor.
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Um, well, therapist.
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Um, she thinks is good for me.
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All right. Oh, hey,
I got you something.
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Go ahead.
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Ah, you didn't have
to get me anything.
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Just open it.
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Hey, bud, did I wake you?
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Ah, perfect fit.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, everything okay?
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Yeah. (chuckles) No,
everything's good.
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- I'm good.
- Okay, good.
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You know I'm always
here for you, bud.
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I know.
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Um, hey.
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You got it?
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Yeah.
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- This is too much, bro.
- What do you mean?
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I mean, it's fucking too much.
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Oh, okay. I, I, I'm sorry.
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I wasn't sure if you
took gratuity or not.
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Listen, you ain't gonna shoot up
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no fucking school
or nothing, are you?
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What? No, ah, no.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Will ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- Yay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, I didn't
get you anything.
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I never know what to get you.
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It's okay. I don't
need anything.
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It really is okay.
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I wouldn't want them
wasting their money.
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Excited for your
first day tomorrow?
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- I guess.
- It'll be nice.
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A fresh start, right?
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Dr. Saretha called the house.
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She said you haven't been
picking up her check-ins.
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- Yeah.
- Because you can tell us
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if you're not.
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Your father and I are
always here for you.
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I know. I'm okay.
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Isn't that right, John?
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Yeah, yeah, it's great.
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What the fuck's
wrong with the cake?
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Sometimes I look in the
mirror and ask myself,
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"Is this person
worth saving today?"
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The answer is usually "no."
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Anyone who would've known
me graduated already.
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It's nice being able to
just blend in for now.
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No fucking way, dude.
The boy who lived.
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Yeah.
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Spanky, nice to meet
you, man. I'm a huge fan.
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- I'm Will.
- No shit.
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If we weren't in fucking
swim class right now,
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I'd take a selfie with you.
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You're Tattle famous, brother.
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What's, ah, Tattle famous?
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Dude, you don't what Tattle is?
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What, were you in a medically
induced coma or something?
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I was.
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Oh, dude, dude, you,
you smell like shit.
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You, (sniffing) you
smell like a wet,
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like a wet fucking
hoagie or something.
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Anyways, ah, I guess
it's like this blog thing
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where you can anonymously
say whatever you want
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about the people in your
area, and it's actually
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how I found out that
fucking David over here
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eats peanut butter out of
his girlfriend's stinky vag!
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Fuck you, L.J.
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Why are you even taking
first period swim?
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- Aren't you a senior?
- Calm down, Skippy.
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Sheesh, brother.
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Someone's having a bad day.
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But very good question.
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You see, I heard
through the grapevine
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that little Miss Robin
Young was assigned
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this period's swim aide,
and your boy here could use
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a lesson or two in the
breast stroke, baby.
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That was weak as hell.
Wait, why are you here?
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You're obviously not one of
these cute little Sophies.
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I like to swim.
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Oh, that's fucking weird.
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Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, dude! Here she comes!
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Here she comes!
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- Yeah, Robin.
- I feel bad for her,
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but for some reason I can't
help but stare with the others.
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Dude, you fucking see that?
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- What?
- What?
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She looked right at me, dude.
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She basically just
said with her eyes,
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"Spank, daddy, me,
you, locker room."
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Welcome to the first day
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- Do you know her?
- Of swim class.
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Dude, she's the
girl's team captain.
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She's fucking crazy, both
mentally and athletically.
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- Might win states this year.
- At what?
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- At what, what?
- States.
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What is she gonna
win states for?
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- XC.
- Our legs will glide us
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- through the water.
- XC?
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Jesus Christ, dude.
Cross country.
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Our team is
mother-effing god-sent!
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Hey, hey, L.J.
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Come on, man. What, what's
this guy doing here?
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- Sorry, Mr. S.
- All right
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- Looking hella fit though.
- Thanks, buddy.
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Ah, (sniffs)
started working out.
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Appreciate you noticing that.
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I'd bang Mr. Straus 1,000%.
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I need to pair you up. One,
two, one, two, one, two.
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You get it. Okay.
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Oh, remember, when
you breathe...
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I wish I could
make people laugh.
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Strokes, so stroke,
stroke, breathe.
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Let me hear you say that.
Stroke, stroke, breath.
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It is hotter than
Satan's wallet in here.
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Glenda, turn on the air!
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- All right, let's hit the pool.
- Woo!
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You mind if I share
this one, Skip?
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Fuck.
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You got a tight
little core there.
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- You work out?
- Ah, thanks.
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No, um, I run and do, landscape.
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Hey, let me get
some of those suds.
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So why don't they
call you Spanky?
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Guys on the cross country
team give all the freshman
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nicknames after
the first practice.
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They said I used to look like
a little girl in my tights
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- like I was wearing Spanx.
- Oh.
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Dude, you should
come out for XC.
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Ah, the squad's swaggy
as hell. You'd love 'em.
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I, um, work after school.
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- Why?
- 'Cause I need money.
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Dude, what? Fuck the money.
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Life's too short. Ah, sell
your jizz online or something.
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- How do you do that?
- What?
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You know, you know, I don't
fucking know. I'm just saying.
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You know, it's your
last of year childhood.
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And you gotta take
it in. Come out.
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Guarantee you'll love it.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Maybes are for squares, bitch.
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Oh, shit!
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Seniors, don't
forget look your best
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for Senior Portrait
Day next Friday.
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Speaking of Friday,
Friyay, am I right?
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Tomorrow night, we'll be
the taking on the Stars
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in the big game in
our home stadium.
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Don't forget to cheer
them on. Go Knights!
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Hi, my name is Brianna,
but you can call me Bri.
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My fun fact.
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Okay, so I got to intern
at the White House
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this past summer.
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- Wait, did you
get to meet - Yeah.
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- Obama?
- Did you see the gardens?
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- I didn't.
- What's so fun about that?
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Okay, all right.
Let's settle down.
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Thank you. Will.
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Um, (clears throat)
I'm, ah, Will.
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Which is short for
William, I guess.
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And your fun fact, Will?
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Ah, fun fact, um, I guess
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I've never been to a concert.
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That's not fun.
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Okay. Francesca.
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Hi, my name is Francesca, and
my fun fact is that my uncle
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was on the Phillies team when
they won the World Series.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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- That's sick.
- Sometimes when things
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are already bad,
little shit like this
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can really put
you over the edge.
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Thanks for your
patience, brochacho.
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00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:29,826
So how may I help you
today, my good sir?
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- I need to borrow a camera.
- Ooh, nice.
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00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:38,814
Would this be a photo or
video venture for you?
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- Video.
- Perfect, yes.
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Gotta capture that
content, baby.
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Hey, can you do me a quick
favor and hang tight?
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I'll be right back.
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- Marco.
- What?
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Say "Polo."
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So what are these again?
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- Polo.
- Hey.
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I'm just busted your
balls, Zambroni.
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Okay.
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A Panasonic H.264AVC,
fully high Definition
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handycam at your service.
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Now, what will this
be used for exactly?
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Hey.
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I, um, fuck.
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Hello everyone. Um...
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Jesus.
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Ooh.
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Mom, Dad, um,
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I just want you to know,
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um, I've just been really
fucking, freaking, sorry.
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It's just been really
hard, you know?
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00:20:28,954 --> 00:20:33,443
And, um, and it's not
your fault or anything.
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You didn't do anything wrong.
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All the help's been really nice
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and makes sense and everything.
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It's just, um...
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I think I know what I
need to do to get better.
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I do. Um...
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I don't know, I look
around and I look at me.
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It just doesn't feel
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00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:10,614
like it's worth trying
to get better anymore.
255
00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:13,157
I, um, I just...
256
00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:23,258
I think I'm sick, you know?
257
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,626
Um...
258
00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:33,000
I hope you can forgive me.
259
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,797
I'm sorry. I love you.
260
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,672
Fuck.
261
00:22:12,783 --> 00:22:14,340
Shit.
262
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:17,539
Fuck, fuck.
263
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:18,540
Fuck.
264
00:23:33,885 --> 00:23:35,440
Hey, I'm leaving.
265
00:23:38,488 --> 00:23:39,738
Holy shit. Dad!
266
00:23:49,306 --> 00:23:52,457
Jesus Christ.
267
00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,893
You scared the shit out of me.
268
00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:57,311
- I'm going to school.
- What?
269
00:23:58,225 --> 00:24:00,052
I couldn't hear a
word you were saying.
270
00:24:00,053 --> 00:24:01,716
These things are
out of this world.
271
00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:03,698
You gotta try 'em,
Robin, come over here.
272
00:24:03,699 --> 00:24:05,173
I can't. I gotta go, Dad.
273
00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:06,927
Oh, relax. You got like a 4.0.
274
00:24:06,928 --> 00:24:10,011
You can afford to
be late. Come here.
275
00:24:11,635 --> 00:24:13,593
Now get there. All right.
276
00:24:29,923 --> 00:24:32,673
No.
277
00:24:55,986 --> 00:24:58,770
And remember, don't be tardy.
278
00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:04,400
How are you today?
279
00:25:06,935 --> 00:25:07,935
M-Me?
280
00:25:13,556 --> 00:25:14,556
Yes.
281
00:25:15,502 --> 00:25:17,169
I'm, um, I'm Will.
282
00:25:19,571 --> 00:25:20,982
Nice to meet you, Will,
283
00:25:20,983 --> 00:25:22,914
but I asked you how
you were doing today.
284
00:25:22,915 --> 00:25:23,915
I'm good.
285
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:28,963
How are you?
286
00:25:28,964 --> 00:25:30,964
I'm having a good day.
287
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,409
Where you going, Will?
288
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,236
I should go to class.
289
00:26:09,086 --> 00:26:10,586
Close your eyes.
290
00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:16,911
Close your eyes, please.
291
00:26:26,115 --> 00:26:28,537
♪ Ooh, na, noo ♪
292
00:26:28,538 --> 00:26:31,623
♪ Do, do, ooh ♪
293
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:35,055
Keep 'em closed.
♪ Ooh, na, noo ♪
294
00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:40,056
♪ The very first time that
I saw your brown eyes ♪
295
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:43,591
♪ Your lips said
"Hello" and I said Hi ♪
296
00:26:43,592 --> 00:26:48,592
♪ I knew right then
you were the one ♪
297
00:26:48,902 --> 00:26:51,030
♪ But I was caught up ♪
♪ Ah ♪
298
00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:53,681
♪ In physical attraction ♪
299
00:26:53,682 --> 00:26:57,030
♪ But to my satisfaction ♪
300
00:26:57,031 --> 00:27:01,270
♪ Baby, you were more
than just a phrase ♪
301
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:06,271
♪ And if I ever
fall in love again ♪
302
00:27:08,179 --> 00:27:13,096
♪ I will be sure that
the lady is a friend ♪
303
00:27:19,064 --> 00:27:21,334
I hear you like to run.
304
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:25,129
Yeah, I do, um,
305
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,243
My doctor,
306
00:27:28,244 --> 00:27:30,415
well, she's my therapist.
307
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:34,670
She runs. She said it might
help me with some stuff.
308
00:27:34,671 --> 00:27:36,436
Smart lady.
309
00:27:42,785 --> 00:27:44,764
See you at practice.
310
00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:02,431
The Slim Reaper himself.
311
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:06,337
You made it.
312
00:28:06,338 --> 00:28:08,005
You gonna get ready?
313
00:28:09,077 --> 00:28:10,869
I am ready.
314
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:14,235
The fuck you are. You
can't wear jeans out there.
315
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:18,713
Holy hell, man. Tell me the
honest to god truth right now.
316
00:28:18,714 --> 00:28:20,975
Exactly how many people
have you fucking murdered?
317
00:28:20,976 --> 00:28:25,408
Just give me a roundabout
number five, six, seven, maybe?
318
00:28:25,409 --> 00:28:28,081
Jesus, dude, my
nuts are screaming
319
00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:30,383
thinking about you jogging
around in fucking denim.
320
00:28:30,384 --> 00:28:33,108
Yo.
321
00:28:36,737 --> 00:28:39,985
Put these bad boys on.
322
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:41,596
See your cute ass
out there, player.
323
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:43,933
Be careful. It's all wet.
324
00:28:43,934 --> 00:28:45,718
Wouldn't want you
to hurt yourself.
325
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:49,772
Fellas, I'd like
to introduce you
326
00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:51,962
to our newest teammate, Will.
327
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:54,869
This is Toad.
328
00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:58,177
- Welcome to team, bro.
- Sauce.
329
00:29:00,778 --> 00:29:01,778
Boots.
330
00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:04,863
Welcome to the team.
331
00:29:04,864 --> 00:29:06,031
Simple Jack.
332
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:09,363
Hey.
333
00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:10,364
Bear Jew.
334
00:29:11,908 --> 00:29:13,365
- Mm-hmm.
- What's up, man?
335
00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:15,616
- Come on, guys!
- Bumper.
336
00:29:17,868 --> 00:29:20,201
- What's up bro?
- And Jizz.
337
00:29:22,006 --> 00:29:24,099
Hi.
338
00:29:29,582 --> 00:29:31,877
Dude, I'd literally
give both nuts
339
00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:35,763
to stick my nose up in there
and just (sniffing), woo!
340
00:29:35,764 --> 00:29:37,954
Right?
341
00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:40,797
I can't wait for
L.J. to graduate.
342
00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:42,588
Who's that new kid?
343
00:29:42,589 --> 00:29:44,395
Pretty sure he is
taking my swim class.
344
00:29:44,396 --> 00:29:46,321
I'm like 98% positive
that's the kid that tried
345
00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:48,654
to kill himself last year
in the B-Pod bathroom.
346
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:50,991
Ew. What the fuck
is wrong with him?
347
00:29:50,992 --> 00:29:52,766
Why would anybody try
to kill themselves?
348
00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:55,431
So why'd you try
to kill yourself?
349
00:29:55,432 --> 00:29:57,993
Dude, what the hell kind
of question is that?
350
00:29:57,994 --> 00:30:00,102
Well, sorry, Sauce.
351
00:30:00,103 --> 00:30:03,583
Ah, hey, Will, what's
your favorite animal, man?
352
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:04,431
No, no, wait. Let me guess.
353
00:30:04,432 --> 00:30:07,070
Is it by chance that
giant fucking elephant
354
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,171
just chilling in the room?
355
00:30:09,172 --> 00:30:11,599
No, um, (clears
throat) it's okay.
356
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,535
- See, let the man speak.
- Set!
357
00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:15,869
Hit it! Hit it!
358
00:30:16,763 --> 00:30:18,685
- Well, I...
- Got addicted
359
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:21,387
to his mom's sleeping pills
and OD'd or something.
360
00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:23,768
- Ew, what the fuck?
- Yeah.
361
00:30:23,769 --> 00:30:26,711
He must be like
seriously fucked up.
362
00:30:26,712 --> 00:30:29,332
I can't believe he's allowed
to go to school here still.
363
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,109
This place is going to shit.
364
00:30:31,110 --> 00:30:33,360
Damn, dude. That's heavy.
365
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:35,218
Did it hurt?
366
00:30:36,939 --> 00:30:37,939
Well, I...
367
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:42,648
Shit his pants
seizing on the ground.
368
00:30:42,649 --> 00:30:44,367
So gross.
369
00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:47,355
Apparently, the
smell was so morbid
370
00:30:47,356 --> 00:30:49,920
the teacher threw up in his
mouth trying to give him CPR.
371
00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:51,619
Ew.
372
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:54,453
- That's crazy, man.
- Yeah, guess.
373
00:30:55,472 --> 00:30:57,600
What'd your parents do?
374
00:30:57,601 --> 00:30:58,757
- My parents...
- Found him trying
375
00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:00,474
to hang himself from
his bedroom ceiling fan
376
00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:03,201
- a few weeks later.
- Such a selfish thing to do,
377
00:31:03,202 --> 00:31:04,674
leaving your family
to deal with that.
378
00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:05,675
Right?
379
00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:08,245
How would a ceiling fan
even support his weight?
380
00:31:08,246 --> 00:31:09,626
- It wouldn't.
- You're good though now,
381
00:31:09,627 --> 00:31:10,947
- right?
- Yeah, we're not gonna
382
00:31:10,948 --> 00:31:12,530
find you in the locker
room floating in a pool
383
00:31:12,531 --> 00:31:14,156
of your own blood, are we?
384
00:31:14,157 --> 00:31:16,104
Nah, I don't think so.
385
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:18,336
- I hate blood.
- How do you know, Robin?
386
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,772
Have you tried it?
387
00:31:19,773 --> 00:31:21,250
You're so fucking funny, Emma.
388
00:31:21,251 --> 00:31:23,669
You're just regurgitating all
that shit on that stupid blog.
389
00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:26,034
Blog? It's not 2006.
390
00:31:26,035 --> 00:31:27,947
I hate you.
391
00:31:27,948 --> 00:31:29,467
Robin thinks the new kid is hot.
392
00:31:29,468 --> 00:31:31,179
She's always had a thing
for the strange ones.
393
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,110
Oh yeah, because Sauce
is so fucking cool
394
00:31:33,111 --> 00:31:34,926
and popular, Becca.
395
00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,759
You good, man?
396
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,458
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
397
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:43,313
You got this, dude. Only four
and a quarter miles left.
398
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,671
Oh, fuck.
399
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:48,672
Oh, fuck.
400
00:31:49,863 --> 00:31:52,669
Fuck.
401
00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:53,670
Oh. Ooh.
402
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
Hop in.
403
00:32:21,488 --> 00:32:23,565
You're gonna be all right.
404
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,875
Take it, I must fix this.
405
00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,088
Robi, my queen.
406
00:34:36,089 --> 00:34:38,266
Survive in a relationship, often
407
00:34:38,267 --> 00:34:40,750
- What happened?
- They identify a prob...
408
00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:42,820
Oh, baby bird. What happened?
409
00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:45,651
I'm fine.
410
00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:48,009
It's stupid.
411
00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,843
What? What's stupid?
412
00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:52,802
Oh, you know, just
fucking everyone
413
00:34:52,803 --> 00:34:55,215
and everything ever.
414
00:34:55,216 --> 00:35:00,216
Well, you're not
totally wrong there,
415
00:35:00,818 --> 00:35:04,543
but I do know one thing
that's not stupid.
416
00:35:04,544 --> 00:35:06,187
I don't know. Say it
417
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:08,357
Friday Fucking Fro-Yo.
418
00:35:10,365 --> 00:35:13,365
So, you thinking
sub 17:15 tomorrow?
419
00:35:14,964 --> 00:35:18,097
Yeah, judging by how I felt
like a giant shit today,
420
00:35:18,098 --> 00:35:20,042
- I doubt it.
- Why'd you feel
421
00:35:20,043 --> 00:35:22,507
like a giant shit today?
422
00:35:22,508 --> 00:35:24,085
Your left foot again?
423
00:35:24,086 --> 00:35:26,578
No, my foot's fine.
424
00:35:26,579 --> 00:35:29,354
I guess I just feel heavy.
425
00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:30,688
Over training?
426
00:35:31,525 --> 00:35:33,132
I don't know.
427
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:36,136
It's probably all
just (raspberrying).
428
00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:37,137
Probably.
429
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:45,613
Tomorrow's low pressure, right?
430
00:35:45,614 --> 00:35:48,225
So just try to have fun with it.
431
00:35:48,226 --> 00:35:53,226
Besides, I'll be
there either way.
432
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:57,944
What do you way we get
the fuck outta here
433
00:35:57,945 --> 00:36:00,270
before I crap my
pants on the way home?
434
00:36:00,271 --> 00:36:02,672
Dad, I'm telling you, you
have a lactose problem.
435
00:36:02,673 --> 00:36:04,973
What? It's not ice cream.
436
00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,054
Yeah, and it's not dairy-free
for the billionth time.
437
00:36:09,004 --> 00:36:12,438
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
438
00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,356
- Welcome to the...
- Woo!
439
00:36:16,354 --> 00:36:19,030
Good luck.
440
00:36:21,216 --> 00:36:24,799
Oh, God.
441
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:42,271
Uh.
442
00:36:42,272 --> 00:36:44,460
Um, you can't use this one.
443
00:36:44,461 --> 00:36:46,752
Why?
444
00:36:46,753 --> 00:36:50,264
Did you take a huge
sloppy shit or something?
445
00:36:50,265 --> 00:36:55,265
What? No, I, I, that wasn't
me. I just peed, I swear.
446
00:36:55,529 --> 00:36:58,862
I trust you. These
things are hell on earth.
447
00:37:02,158 --> 00:37:04,510
- I'm Will, by the way.
- I'm Robin.
448
00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:07,844
Yeah, I know. I, I
mean, I don't know.
449
00:37:09,803 --> 00:37:10,803
Okay.
450
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:15,177
I, ah, I really gotta pee.
451
00:37:15,178 --> 00:37:18,345
Right, yeah, um,
well, ah, good luck
452
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,893
in, in the race.
453
00:37:22,769 --> 00:37:24,436
Not the porta potty.
454
00:37:32,265 --> 00:37:35,824
- West what?
- West Penn!
455
00:37:35,825 --> 00:37:37,776
Let's go, Robi!
456
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:44,400
- Runners set.
- Woo, woo!
457
00:37:44,401 --> 00:37:45,234
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
458
00:37:45,235 --> 00:37:47,502
- Woo-hoo!
- Woo, woo!
459
00:37:47,503 --> 00:37:49,033
Pills, Pills.
460
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,689
You see that Neshaminy
kid try to put his elbow
461
00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:51,874
in my chest at the start line?
462
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:53,663
Oh no. I couldn't see
from where I was standing.
463
00:37:53,664 --> 00:37:56,748
Dude, kid put his elbow
here on my sternum,
464
00:37:56,749 --> 00:37:59,050
then I swim moved
his ass like this.
465
00:37:59,051 --> 00:38:00,133
Boom, took right off.
466
00:38:00,134 --> 00:38:01,739
Had him kissing
the back of my sack
467
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:02,922
- the last 1600.
- Yeah, man.
468
00:38:05,004 --> 00:38:06,437
Oh, it's my bad, big dog.
469
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:16,248
- What was that?
- What?
470
00:38:16,249 --> 00:38:17,416
What was what?
471
00:38:18,438 --> 00:38:20,928
Rob, just eye banged you.
472
00:38:20,929 --> 00:38:23,845
- Eye banged?
- Yeah, hard.
473
00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:25,572
What the fuck was
her deal today?
474
00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:28,287
- What do you mean?
- She almost fucking lost.
475
00:38:28,288 --> 00:38:31,730
Yeah, but she won. She passed
a bunch of girls at the end.
476
00:38:31,731 --> 00:38:33,181
It was awesome.
477
00:38:33,182 --> 00:38:37,065
I've seen the Robin Young
race for the last eight years.
478
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:39,337
Never once seen her have
to come from behind.
479
00:38:39,338 --> 00:38:41,045
Maybe she was having an off day.
480
00:38:41,046 --> 00:38:44,107
Ah, yeah. You think?
481
00:38:44,108 --> 00:38:46,798
She needs to get
her shit together.
482
00:38:46,799 --> 00:38:48,134
She looked hot still at least.
483
00:38:48,135 --> 00:38:49,913
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:39:02,064 --> 00:39:03,837
I'm def barfing
485
00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:05,847
everywhere tonight.
486
00:39:05,848 --> 00:39:07,995
You're gonna see little
bits of spare ribs caked
487
00:39:07,996 --> 00:39:09,454
all over the track on Monday.
488
00:39:09,455 --> 00:39:12,071
Aw dude, do you remember
when Slim shit himself
489
00:39:12,072 --> 00:39:14,155
on the back stretch?
490
00:39:14,156 --> 00:39:16,440
- Fucking Slim.
- Dude, fuck Slim.
491
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,701
- Yeah.
- What's going on tonight?
492
00:39:18,702 --> 00:39:20,173
We got the beer mile
relays at the stadium
493
00:39:20,174 --> 00:39:22,079
once we get back.
494
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,778
You want in on
our squad or what?
495
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,496
- Ah, yeah, definitely.
- Mm!
496
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:28,502
- Yeah, dude.
- Yeah.
497
00:39:28,503 --> 00:39:30,230
Excuse me.
498
00:39:30,231 --> 00:39:32,470
Excuse me. First meet today.
499
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,962
Nice start to the season.
Little rust buster.
500
00:39:34,963 --> 00:39:37,015
Times aren't quite where
we want them to be,
501
00:39:37,016 --> 00:39:39,239
but thankfully the
season's still young.
502
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,840
Either way, first
meet under our belt
503
00:39:41,841 --> 00:39:44,109
and let's not do anything
dumb tonight, please.
504
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:46,129
All right? Let's get on the bus.
505
00:39:50,794 --> 00:39:55,794
Welcome to the 28th Annual
West Penn XC Beer Mile Relays.
506
00:39:58,161 --> 00:40:00,378
- Work it, right?
- Hey, the rules are simple.
507
00:40:00,379 --> 00:40:02,845
All right, each team
has four members.
508
00:40:02,846 --> 00:40:06,666
Each member must finish one
full can of Prestone Light,
509
00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:08,483
courtesy of Becca's
older brother.
510
00:40:08,484 --> 00:40:09,751
Yeah, Becca's older brother.
511
00:40:09,752 --> 00:40:11,611
Sure, sure. Snap
it up, snap it up.
512
00:40:11,612 --> 00:40:13,260
Each member must
finish their can
513
00:40:13,261 --> 00:40:15,563
before the end of
the exchange zone.
514
00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:18,731
Once proven that the contents
of your can are empty,
515
00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:20,396
- you must then race 400
meters - What the fuck is this?
516
00:40:20,397 --> 00:40:22,945
Around the track until you're
able to tag your par...
517
00:40:22,946 --> 00:40:24,548
I'm sorry, is there
something more important
518
00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:27,108
going on that I'm missing?
519
00:40:27,109 --> 00:40:29,615
- This isn't beer.
- What, what do you mean
520
00:40:29,616 --> 00:40:32,069
- this isn't beer?
- It's O'Douls.
521
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,436
It's nonalcoholic.
522
00:40:33,437 --> 00:40:35,479
What the fuck is O'Douls?
523
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,885
Jesus, God, Becca,
what the fuck?
524
00:40:37,886 --> 00:40:38,764
What do you mean, what the fuck?
525
00:40:38,765 --> 00:40:39,871
You had one job.
526
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:40,797
I didn't sign up for this shit.
527
00:40:40,798 --> 00:40:41,955
Oh, your brother's such a dick.
528
00:40:41,956 --> 00:40:43,152
- Shut the fuck up, Toad!
- Don't tell him
529
00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:45,113
- to shut the fuck up.
- It's all my fault, right?
530
00:40:46,877 --> 00:40:49,215
It's the fucking fuzz! Run!
531
00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:52,207
Oh, ah, ah, ah!
532
00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:08,129
We'll be good in here.
533
00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:11,515
Why do you have those?
534
00:41:11,516 --> 00:41:12,849
I'm a janitor.
535
00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:14,704
Cool.
536
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:18,089
I'm not a fucking janitor.
537
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:20,656
Mr. Straus gave me these
'cause he likes the coffee
538
00:41:20,657 --> 00:41:22,182
at Yum Yums but
there's always a line.
539
00:41:22,183 --> 00:41:24,085
So he gave me this
to let everyone in.
540
00:41:24,086 --> 00:41:25,717
Right.
541
00:41:28,096 --> 00:41:31,407
Wait, so why are you in
my first period swim?
542
00:41:31,408 --> 00:41:32,825
I like to swim.
543
00:41:35,017 --> 00:41:37,967
You're fucking weird.
544
00:41:37,968 --> 00:41:39,968
- I know.
- You're funny.
545
00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:50,553
- Good job today.
- Shut up.
546
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,852
You won though.
It was incredible.
547
00:41:53,853 --> 00:41:57,075
Can confirm, did
not feel incredible.
548
00:41:57,076 --> 00:41:59,909
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
549
00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:02,354
- Sorry.
- Why?
550
00:42:05,507 --> 00:42:06,757
I don't know.
551
00:42:11,957 --> 00:42:15,874
- So, Pills?
- Yeah.
552
00:42:18,145 --> 00:42:19,562
Why did you...?
553
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,740
Fuck, I probably
sound like every other
554
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,855
knuckle dragger that goes here.
555
00:42:25,856 --> 00:42:29,106
No, it's okay. Ah,
I know it's crazy.
556
00:42:30,242 --> 00:42:32,409
Yeah, I don't blame you.
557
00:42:36,147 --> 00:42:39,849
Let's talk about
something else, huh?
558
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,517
What does William...
559
00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:45,258
- Davey.
- Okay.
560
00:42:46,504 --> 00:42:49,337
What does William
Davey like to do
561
00:42:52,668 --> 00:42:56,129
other than take massive dumps
in public porta potties?
562
00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:57,135
Okay, I, I think I'd rather
get arrested right...
563
00:42:57,136 --> 00:43:01,854
Stop, sit. Okay, okay.
564
00:43:01,855 --> 00:43:05,855
What does William Davey
plan to do with his life
565
00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:11,671
once freed from the walls
of West Penn Penitentiary?
566
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,615
- Penitentiary?
- Come on, this place
567
00:43:13,616 --> 00:43:16,616
sucks balls and not
in the good way.
568
00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:23,201
Come on. Speak.
569
00:43:23,202 --> 00:43:26,045
What do you wanna
do after all this?
570
00:43:26,046 --> 00:43:27,879
I don't really know.
571
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:32,055
I guess I never really
thought I'd get that far.
572
00:43:32,056 --> 00:43:33,988
Christ, that's intense.
573
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:37,130
Excuse me while I drown
myself in the deep end.
574
00:43:37,131 --> 00:43:40,927
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Stop saying that.
575
00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:43,678
- What about you then?
- Wildcats.
576
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,733
Wildcats?
577
00:43:47,734 --> 00:43:51,795
- Shh!
- Shh!
578
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:55,853
Villanova Wildcats. I'm
running there next year.
579
00:43:55,854 --> 00:43:57,685
That's awesome. Congrats.
580
00:43:57,686 --> 00:43:59,746
Yeah, it was a dream.
581
00:43:59,747 --> 00:44:01,813
It's not anymore?
582
00:44:01,814 --> 00:44:05,139
- I think I peaked too early.
- What do you mean?
583
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:06,636
I've sucked all year.
584
00:44:06,637 --> 00:44:09,692
It was one race.
You'll get it back.
585
00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:12,276
Yeah, but maybe I never will.
586
00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:21,745
Hey, you can't be in here.
587
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:24,052
Every year, somebody
gets caught.
588
00:44:24,053 --> 00:44:27,657
I'm not mad at you.
589
00:44:27,658 --> 00:44:31,094
It just means that
we're dumb and slow.
590
00:44:31,095 --> 00:44:32,534
You guys are gonna
hold these planks
591
00:44:32,535 --> 00:44:35,083
until I get back from
my meeting with the AD.
592
00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:42,541
Pills, Pills, I saw a Tattle,
593
00:44:44,459 --> 00:44:46,595
Robin gave you a good
suck in the shallow end
594
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:49,878
the other night.
595
00:44:49,879 --> 00:44:52,401
What? It wasn't me.
596
00:44:52,402 --> 00:44:53,887
Hope it was worth
it though, man.
597
00:44:53,888 --> 00:44:56,324
- Nothing happened.
- Oh, come on.
598
00:44:56,325 --> 00:44:59,347
You two in love now or what?
599
00:44:59,348 --> 00:45:00,639
Details, Pills. Details.
600
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,916
You're blue-balling
everyone here.
601
00:45:01,917 --> 00:45:03,578
No, we just ended
up in the same spot.
602
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,395
It wasn't like that.
603
00:45:05,396 --> 00:45:07,601
Christ, we're doing
this shit for nothing?
604
00:45:07,602 --> 00:45:08,838
The next time you
wanna fuck the team,
605
00:45:08,839 --> 00:45:10,966
at least get a finger
in there first.
606
00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:12,467
- I'm sorry.
- Uh!
607
00:45:13,903 --> 00:45:15,534
Get up, Jizz!
608
00:45:15,535 --> 00:45:17,544
A little risky getting
involved with that kid.
609
00:45:19,954 --> 00:45:21,489
- Shut the fuck up.
- Fuck!
610
00:45:21,490 --> 00:45:25,900
I'm just saying.
611
00:45:34,050 --> 00:45:38,288
Those fucking geese could
wake the dead out here.
612
00:45:38,289 --> 00:45:41,893
The geese could wake
the dead out here.
613
00:45:41,894 --> 00:45:43,477
- What?
- The geese?
614
00:45:45,206 --> 00:45:46,289
They're loud.
615
00:45:48,438 --> 00:45:51,438
Yeah.
616
00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,748
Ah, mm.
617
00:46:15,286 --> 00:46:16,786
Some more dough.
618
00:46:28,684 --> 00:46:30,915
Oh.
619
00:46:48,823 --> 00:46:52,520
Hard practice today?
620
00:46:52,521 --> 00:46:55,354
Yeah.
621
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,933
Did you call back
that Nova guy yet?
622
00:47:06,934 --> 00:47:08,563
He keeps emailing us
about the incoming
623
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,593
freshman press release.
624
00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,844
What? Yeah, I don't know.
625
00:47:15,196 --> 00:47:17,424
Figure it out tomorrow.
626
00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:26,816
Are you talking to someone
on that thing or...?
627
00:47:26,817 --> 00:47:29,884
No.
628
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,774
- How was school?
- Dumb.
629
00:47:39,775 --> 00:47:44,619
Well, before you know
it, it'll be over.
630
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,520
I can't wait.
631
00:47:53,264 --> 00:47:55,591
Mom used to make
this better, huh?
632
00:47:55,592 --> 00:47:57,927
- Dad, not right now.
- I'm just saying.
633
00:47:57,928 --> 00:48:02,450
Yeah, well, you don't have
to bring her up every night.
634
00:48:02,451 --> 00:48:04,368
I know. You're right.
635
00:48:09,924 --> 00:48:12,646
Fuck, I'm sorry. I
just don't feel good.
636
00:48:12,647 --> 00:48:16,468
Maybe because you
just inhaled that.
637
00:48:18,975 --> 00:48:22,002
You all right?
638
00:48:22,003 --> 00:48:25,227
Yeah. I'm just
gonna go lay down.
639
00:49:04,022 --> 00:49:06,123
Just not right.
640
00:49:06,124 --> 00:49:07,884
I can see a good
ass when I see it.
641
00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:08,973
- Hi.
- Hi.
642
00:49:08,974 --> 00:49:11,838
- Don't lie to yourself.
- Next Friday.
643
00:49:11,839 --> 00:49:12,929
- Hey.
- Hey.
644
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:16,236
So don't miss!
645
00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:18,996
Oh, come on.
646
00:49:20,559 --> 00:49:22,302
Yeah, fuck me, right?
647
00:49:22,303 --> 00:49:23,446
Yeah, no worries, Pills.
648
00:49:23,447 --> 00:49:25,902
I'll just go ahead and Glansburg
my way to fucking E-Pod.
649
00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:28,793
Thanks. (laughs) Yeah, this
actually works out well for me.
650
00:49:28,794 --> 00:49:30,519
Every cool kid
walks by themselves.
651
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,958
Oh wait, they don't
'cause they're not
652
00:49:31,959 --> 00:49:33,207
fucking hunters like me.
653
00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,863
Oh, this is great.
Hey, man, what's up?
654
00:49:35,864 --> 00:49:37,832
Nothing much. Just
going to class.
655
00:49:41,126 --> 00:49:43,730
I don't think we should do this.
656
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:44,731
Do what?
657
00:49:48,511 --> 00:49:50,178
- Nevermind.
- Okay.
658
00:49:59,221 --> 00:50:00,584
Do you need help
carrying anything?
659
00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:01,668
No.
660
00:50:04,779 --> 00:50:07,674
Do you wanna do
something tonight?
661
00:50:07,675 --> 00:50:09,571
Okay.
662
00:50:11,127 --> 00:50:13,394
See you in there, big boy Pills.
663
00:50:51,285 --> 00:50:52,961
Dude, are you chubbed
out right now?
664
00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:53,962
What?
665
00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:57,317
Are you chubbed out right now?
666
00:50:59,739 --> 00:51:02,239
Oh, I was looking at boobes.
667
00:51:05,384 --> 00:51:09,185
You were looking at
boobs. What the fuck?
668
00:51:09,186 --> 00:51:11,284
Yeah, um, on my phone.
669
00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:13,359
What, just chilling on
the hub before rinsing off
670
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,610
with your bros?
671
00:51:16,293 --> 00:51:17,636
Hey, man. No judgment here.
672
00:51:17,637 --> 00:51:19,913
Love the energy you're bringing.
673
00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:21,978
But yo, let's fucking do
something fun tonight.
674
00:51:21,979 --> 00:51:24,533
- No meet this weekend.
- I can't.
675
00:51:24,534 --> 00:51:27,028
Dude, seriously? Why?
676
00:51:27,029 --> 00:51:28,783
You know, Robin.
677
00:51:28,784 --> 00:51:31,074
Already whipped.
678
00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:33,268
Christ, dude.
679
00:51:33,269 --> 00:51:35,156
All right. Well,
just be careful.
680
00:51:35,157 --> 00:51:38,377
- What do you mean?
- Robin's fucking crazy.
681
00:51:38,378 --> 00:51:41,543
♪ So I'm just saying ♪
682
00:51:41,544 --> 00:51:43,801
♪ We played through the scenes ♪
683
00:51:43,802 --> 00:51:46,559
♪ Called it a remedy ♪
684
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,746
♪ You can take care of me ♪
685
00:51:48,747 --> 00:51:51,489
♪ But you know, I know ♪
686
00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:53,655
♪ We played through the scenes ♪
687
00:51:53,656 --> 00:51:56,421
♪ Called it a remedy ♪
688
00:51:56,422 --> 00:51:58,765
♪ You can take care of me ♪
689
00:51:58,766 --> 00:52:01,049
♪ But you know
nothing about me ♪
690
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:04,883
Woo, woo!
691
00:52:05,775 --> 00:52:07,903
How have you never been
west of Pittsburgh?
692
00:52:07,904 --> 00:52:09,202
Does South Carolina count?
693
00:52:09,203 --> 00:52:10,363
What? No.
694
00:52:10,364 --> 00:52:12,902
- Why would that count?
- I don't know.
695
00:52:12,903 --> 00:52:17,902
I'm, ah, pretty sure that's
more east than where we are
696
00:52:17,903 --> 00:52:20,650
- Yeah, okay, okay.
- Right now.
697
00:52:30,164 --> 00:52:32,693
Sorry, that was a little gross.
698
00:52:32,694 --> 00:52:35,066
Um, what about you then?
699
00:52:35,067 --> 00:52:36,900
Um, definitely Utah.
700
00:52:37,994 --> 00:52:40,502
- What's in Utah?
- It's incredible though.
701
00:52:40,503 --> 00:52:43,832
My, ah, parents took
me there when I was 14,
702
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,957
and we sat under
these huge rock arches
703
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:50,280
and I don't know, I guess
it just made me feel
704
00:52:50,281 --> 00:52:55,038
like really small and like,
like the world was so big
705
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:59,372
and like there was just so
much out there, you know?
706
00:53:01,601 --> 00:53:03,184
Holy fucking shit.
707
00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:05,862
- What, what?
- Will.
708
00:53:05,863 --> 00:53:07,912
We should go there.
709
00:53:07,913 --> 00:53:09,875
Am I legally a genius?
710
00:53:09,876 --> 00:53:12,105
We've got to plan it. Okay?
711
00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:15,267
Well, aren't we excited?
How was everything?
712
00:53:15,268 --> 00:53:16,911
Everything was
perfect. Thank you.
713
00:53:16,912 --> 00:53:18,995
These plates sure
speak for themselves.
714
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:23,262
And you with that tiny little
figure. Sure cleared that one.
715
00:53:23,263 --> 00:53:25,346
I am assuming no dessert?
716
00:53:29,297 --> 00:53:30,952
Ah, I think we're okay.
717
00:53:30,953 --> 00:53:32,863
Okay. I'll get youse the check.
718
00:53:40,004 --> 00:53:42,754
Show me those pictures of Utah.
719
00:53:52,251 --> 00:53:55,208
Here. I'm gonna run
to the bathroom.
720
00:53:55,209 --> 00:53:57,566
Here's my half.
721
00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:00,650
Okay. Um, I'll just
wait here then.
722
00:54:11,436 --> 00:54:13,427
No, I did not. You let me...
723
00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:20,774
All right, honey, you
can pay at the register
724
00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:23,242
- when you're done.
- Thank you.
725
00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:38,550
- That was fun.
- That was not at all.
726
00:54:59,970 --> 00:55:00,970
Mm.
727
00:55:10,136 --> 00:55:12,469
Could I have another mint?
728
00:55:13,367 --> 00:55:14,367
28.72.
729
00:55:18,358 --> 00:55:20,082
Ah.
730
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:23,189
♪ Our love will never die ♪
731
00:55:23,190 --> 00:55:24,190
Um.
732
00:55:27,695 --> 00:55:28,695
Mm.
733
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,471
- Hey.
- Hey.
734
00:55:37,472 --> 00:55:38,485
Shit.
735
00:55:38,486 --> 00:55:42,038
Nice.
736
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,170
Ah, are you feeling okay?
737
00:55:44,171 --> 00:55:46,921
Yeah. I'm feeling a lot better.
738
00:55:48,442 --> 00:55:50,790
I ate your mint.
739
00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:52,733
It's okay.
740
00:55:52,734 --> 00:55:54,528
Oh, okay.
741
00:55:54,529 --> 00:55:58,224
♪ And so I'll be seething ♪
742
00:55:58,225 --> 00:56:00,237
Can I show you something?
743
00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:03,540
♪ And then there's
talk of leaving ♪
744
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:09,960
This is where you work?
Jesus fucking Christ.
745
00:56:09,961 --> 00:56:12,990
Just come on.
746
00:56:18,437 --> 00:56:19,951
I swear to God, if
you fucking kill me,
747
00:56:19,952 --> 00:56:22,982
I will kill you so
much fucking harder.
748
00:56:24,487 --> 00:56:26,771
This isn't so bad.
749
00:56:26,772 --> 00:56:30,769
Like in a weird, fucked up,
dark, twisted kind of way,
750
00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:33,520
sort of see why
you like it here.
751
00:56:36,854 --> 00:56:39,999
- Ah!
- Shh!
752
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,889
What did you do that for?
753
00:56:41,890 --> 00:56:46,807
It's not like they're sleeping.
754
00:56:48,293 --> 00:56:51,325
Ha!
755
00:57:00,429 --> 00:57:02,862
Do you ever think about what
it could have been like?
756
00:57:02,863 --> 00:57:06,196
- What do you mean?
- Ended up like them.
757
00:57:08,998 --> 00:57:13,581
I, I guess it would've just
been like nothing, maybe.
758
00:57:16,457 --> 00:57:20,207
Yeah, but nothing? Try
and imagine nothing.
759
00:57:22,255 --> 00:57:27,088
It's literally impossible to
know what nothing feels like.
760
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:33,057
See, it's literally impossible.
761
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:35,957
I don't know. I, I guess I
never really thought about
762
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,541
what happens after.
763
00:57:39,059 --> 00:57:43,975
I guess I just figured
whatever happens,
764
00:57:43,976 --> 00:57:47,809
maybe it's just a little
bit better than this.
765
00:57:50,809 --> 00:57:52,392
Do you regret it?
766
00:57:55,977 --> 00:57:57,227
I don't know.
767
00:58:00,149 --> 00:58:02,069
Just think you would've
missed out on meeting me.
768
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,305
Besides, you're with me now,
769
00:58:09,306 --> 00:58:11,858
which means if you hurt
yourself, I'll hurt myself.
770
00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:13,793
- Don't say that.
- What?
771
00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,284
It's only fair.
772
00:58:15,285 --> 00:58:17,862
If you fucking kill yourself,
I'll fucking kill myself.
773
00:58:17,863 --> 00:58:21,399
What? No, I'm not making a
fucking suicide pact with you.
774
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,317
Ah, fine, fine. Okay.
775
00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:27,447
Then you're my boyfriend.
776
00:58:27,448 --> 00:58:31,948
I've just decided, and if
you leave me, I'll kill you.
777
00:58:34,606 --> 00:58:35,689
Okay. Deal.
778
00:58:47,067 --> 00:58:49,343
And here comes Robin Young,
779
00:58:49,344 --> 00:58:51,519
coming down the final stretch!
780
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,516
Jessica Beecher in second.
781
00:58:53,517 --> 00:58:58,325
Robin Young, she'll go
on to become 5K champion!
782
00:59:05,715 --> 00:59:08,458
They said you're
waiting for her.
783
00:59:08,459 --> 00:59:09,459
Mr. Young.
784
00:59:10,763 --> 00:59:12,263
Yeah. Is she okay?
785
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,226
- She's okay for the moment.
- Do they know what happened?
786
00:59:17,227 --> 00:59:20,002
- Low blood sugar levels.
- So that's good, right?
787
00:59:20,003 --> 00:59:22,086
This is nothing serious.
788
00:59:23,941 --> 00:59:26,201
Why don't you head up there?
She'll be happy to see you.
789
00:59:26,202 --> 00:59:27,702
Okay. Thank you.
790
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:57,772
Robin.
791
00:59:57,773 --> 00:59:58,773
Hey, Robin.
792
01:00:00,619 --> 01:00:02,721
Robin.
793
01:00:02,722 --> 01:00:05,475
Robin, Rob. Fuck,
ah, somebody help!
794
01:00:07,601 --> 01:00:09,064
I'm sorry. That was,
that was so mean.
795
01:00:09,065 --> 01:00:12,310
That's not fucking funny, Robin.
796
01:00:12,311 --> 01:00:13,849
- Oh, come on.
- Jeez.
797
01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:15,357
That was a pretty
compelling performance,
798
01:00:15,358 --> 01:00:17,356
if I do say so myself.
799
01:00:17,357 --> 01:00:19,431
- You're insane.
- Aren't we all,
800
01:00:19,432 --> 01:00:20,599
William Davey?
801
01:00:28,771 --> 01:00:31,354
Bet it's not even real gold.
802
01:00:34,179 --> 01:00:35,812
What's wrong with you?
803
01:00:35,813 --> 01:00:38,102
You scared the shit
out of everyone today.
804
01:00:38,103 --> 01:00:40,434
Oh, please, I bet
everyone wished
805
01:00:40,435 --> 01:00:42,389
I would've collapsed sooner.
806
01:00:42,390 --> 01:00:45,410
- What happened?
- Who knows?
807
01:00:45,411 --> 01:00:49,661
I don't really remember
finishing, but I still won.
808
01:00:53,614 --> 01:00:55,430
The, ah, nurse said it
was just low blood sugar.
809
01:00:55,431 --> 01:00:56,514
So no biggie.
810
01:01:00,774 --> 01:01:05,055
How long have you been here?
It's, ah, getting late.
811
01:01:05,056 --> 01:01:08,367
You should get home. Plus I
gotta catch up on my serve.
812
01:01:08,368 --> 01:01:09,908
No, it's okay. I
can stay longer.
813
01:01:09,909 --> 01:01:11,409
Will, come here.
814
01:01:19,996 --> 01:01:21,888
My lips are crusty.
815
01:01:21,889 --> 01:01:24,389
It's, um, really dry in here
816
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,634
Now go on boy, get!
817
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,740
♪ Ooh, da, do, do, do, do ♪
818
01:02:02,306 --> 01:02:04,298
♪ Ooh, da, do, do, do ♪
819
01:02:04,299 --> 01:02:09,299
♪ The very first time that
I saw your brown eyes ♪
820
01:02:09,429 --> 01:02:12,790
♪ Your lips said
"Hello" and I said, Hi ♪
821
01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:17,791
♪ I knew right then
you were the one ♪
822
01:02:18,247 --> 01:02:22,742
♪ But I was caught, ah,
in physical attraction ♪
823
01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:26,270
♪ But to my satisfaction ♪
824
01:02:26,271 --> 01:02:30,480
♪ Baby, you were more
than just a phrase ♪
825
01:02:30,481 --> 01:02:35,481
♪ And if I ever
fall in love again ♪
826
01:02:37,409 --> 01:02:42,409
♪ I will be sure that
the lady is a friend ♪
827
01:02:43,732 --> 01:02:47,857
♪ And if I ever fall
in love so true ♪
828
01:02:50,547 --> 01:02:55,547
♪ I will be sure that the
lady's just like you ♪
829
01:02:57,131 --> 01:03:02,131
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
830
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:08,731
Help me, help me!
831
01:03:08,732 --> 01:03:11,439
I'm not going back!
I'm not going back!
832
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,036
I'm not going back! Help me!
833
01:03:14,037 --> 01:03:16,266
Please, help me!
834
01:03:16,267 --> 01:03:19,755
Help me! Help me!
835
01:03:21,495 --> 01:03:24,730
Help, help me!
836
01:03:30,279 --> 01:03:31,912
I'll double your pay.
837
01:03:31,913 --> 01:03:34,541
Get you one of those John
Deere zero-turn things.
838
01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:37,699
It's just with school
and cross country,
839
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,047
- it's just been a lot.
- I know, I know.
840
01:03:40,048 --> 01:03:42,907
I'm just busting
your chops. No, no.
841
01:03:42,908 --> 01:03:45,908
I'm, I'm happy for
you. I really am.
842
01:03:47,794 --> 01:03:50,077
So I guess this is it?
843
01:03:50,078 --> 01:03:52,208
I won't see you
till Thanksgiving?
844
01:03:52,209 --> 01:03:53,792
Yeah, I guess so.
845
01:03:54,989 --> 01:03:56,634
Your mom's turn to cook?
846
01:03:56,635 --> 01:04:00,858
Unfortunately, yeah.
847
01:04:00,859 --> 01:04:02,609
Oh, come here, bud.
848
01:04:16,037 --> 01:04:19,675
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
849
01:04:19,676 --> 01:04:22,032
♪ Woo-Hoo ♪
850
01:04:22,033 --> 01:04:25,272
♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da ♪
851
01:04:25,273 --> 01:04:28,283
♪ You don't, you don't
gotta feel good ♪
852
01:04:28,284 --> 01:04:31,248
♪ Doing things I never
thought I could ♪
853
01:04:31,249 --> 01:04:32,769
♪ Smiling in the
mirror, I look good ♪
854
01:04:40,456 --> 01:04:41,456
Condition?
855
01:04:43,226 --> 01:04:44,809
Dad, what the fuck?
856
01:04:45,992 --> 01:04:49,780
Robin, you're not healthy
right now. We need you healthy.
857
01:04:49,781 --> 01:04:52,160
It's only a couple weeks.
Get yourself together.
858
01:04:52,161 --> 01:04:54,152
You'll be ready to go
for the indoor season.
859
01:04:54,153 --> 01:04:57,717
No, no, in 12 days,
I'm the number one seed
860
01:04:57,718 --> 01:04:59,623
- at fucking states.
- Robin.
861
01:04:59,624 --> 01:05:01,087
No, I'm running.
862
01:05:01,088 --> 01:05:02,995
Robin, we can't let
you compete right now.
863
01:05:02,996 --> 01:05:05,517
Yes you can. Why can't you?
864
01:05:05,518 --> 01:05:09,685
You and you should know
that. I, I'm, I'm running.
865
01:05:10,660 --> 01:05:12,323
Robin. It's not up to us.
866
01:05:12,324 --> 01:05:15,217
Yeah, you're right. It's not
up to you or you or anyone.
867
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:20,160
It's, it's my body. I, I,
there's no fucking condition.
868
01:05:20,161 --> 01:05:22,848
Ah, I'm fine. I'm
perfectly fine.
869
01:05:22,849 --> 01:05:25,682
You're fine, Robin? You're fine?
870
01:05:26,913 --> 01:05:30,016
Look at yourself.
Look at yourself.
871
01:05:30,017 --> 01:05:31,767
Can you see yourself?
872
01:05:32,952 --> 01:05:36,054
One moment you're
laughing and the next
873
01:05:36,055 --> 01:05:38,640
no one can talk to you.
874
01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:42,223
You're not you, Robin.
875
01:05:42,224 --> 01:05:44,141
And you are killing me.
876
01:05:45,413 --> 01:05:49,932
And you're killing
yourself, Robin.
877
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:55,335
You're really not
gonna let me run?
878
01:05:55,336 --> 01:05:57,253
You can't. I'm sorry.
879
01:06:00,228 --> 01:06:02,226
I'll never forgive you for this.
880
01:06:14,383 --> 01:06:15,216
You know, Murray,
you've seen it before.
881
01:06:15,217 --> 01:06:16,726
- Hi, girl!
- I know I've seen it.
882
01:06:27,612 --> 01:06:31,236
- $10,000.
- No fucking way.
883
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,740
I'd even let him
finish in my mouth
884
01:06:32,741 --> 01:06:34,856
for another five grand.
885
01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:35,854
I wouldn't even
start considering
886
01:06:35,855 --> 01:06:37,989
- before a million.
- Oh, bullshit, Sauce.
887
01:06:37,990 --> 01:06:40,713
You're telling me you
wouldn't take $999,000
888
01:06:40,714 --> 01:06:42,425
for a little bit of
man meat in your mouth?
889
01:06:42,426 --> 01:06:44,209
I definitely wouldn't
do it for 10,000.
890
01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:45,723
You're gonna need that
money to pay for college.
891
01:06:45,724 --> 01:06:47,690
We all know you're not
getting any scholarships.
892
01:06:47,691 --> 01:06:49,452
I'd bet Pills would give money.
893
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:56,201
Pills, yo.
894
01:06:56,202 --> 01:06:58,583
- How much?
- I'm with Sauce.
895
01:06:58,584 --> 01:07:00,698
- Thank you, man.
- Oh, fuck off.
896
01:07:00,699 --> 01:07:01,930
All of you.
897
01:07:01,931 --> 01:07:03,799
Kurt can fuck. Fuckers.
898
01:07:58,169 --> 01:08:00,428
Jesus Christ.
899
01:08:00,429 --> 01:08:03,980
Scared the shit outta me.
900
01:08:03,981 --> 01:08:06,608
Can you hand me that?
901
01:08:16,282 --> 01:08:18,927
- Are you okay?
- Just dandy.
902
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,745
- Are you avoiding me?
- I've been busy.
903
01:08:21,746 --> 01:08:22,976
You weren't at practice again.
904
01:08:22,977 --> 01:08:24,682
My left foot's
been bothering me.
905
01:08:24,683 --> 01:08:27,706
What's with the hundred
billion questions?
906
01:08:30,696 --> 01:08:33,620
- I don't how you do that.
- Do what?
907
01:08:33,621 --> 01:08:36,765
The ice bath. It
seems so painful.
908
01:08:36,766 --> 01:08:38,780
I don't know. I guess
you just get used to it.
909
01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,031
Does it work?
910
01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:47,998
Can you actually take me home?
911
01:08:47,999 --> 01:08:49,939
♪ Maybe you're beautiful ♪
912
01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:53,302
♪ It doesn't mean that
I'll stay, oh, no ♪
913
01:08:53,303 --> 01:08:55,915
♪ So I'm just saying ♪
914
01:09:06,777 --> 01:09:08,110
Can you come in?
915
01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:11,988
Hey.
916
01:09:11,989 --> 01:09:13,133
Oh, hey, Will.
917
01:09:30,019 --> 01:09:34,050
It was my wife's pick.
It's not really my thing.
918
01:09:34,051 --> 01:09:35,718
It's really cool.
919
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:39,769
I think she hates me now.
920
01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:42,320
I don't think she hates you.
921
01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:50,318
Hmm.
922
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,667
Oh, what do I do, Will?
923
01:09:57,464 --> 01:09:59,179
I know she'll come around.
924
01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:01,847
Well, at least she usually does.
925
01:10:03,328 --> 01:10:05,537
She's the best.
926
01:10:05,538 --> 01:10:07,371
Yeah, she is.
927
01:10:10,715 --> 01:10:12,795
- First meet tomorrow?
- Yeah.
928
01:10:12,796 --> 01:10:14,509
That's awesome. Run fast.
929
01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:16,093
Thanks. I'll try.
930
01:10:17,515 --> 01:10:20,515
Let me know if she
needs anything.
931
01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:31,312
Come, sit.
932
01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:37,636
Ta-da!
933
01:10:37,637 --> 01:10:39,848
I was between this
and Willpower.
934
01:10:39,849 --> 01:10:42,163
Please don't do that.
It's embarrassing enough.
935
01:10:42,164 --> 01:10:44,544
Don't say that. It's
not embarrassing.
936
01:10:44,545 --> 01:10:47,900
- It's a meet for scrubs.
- Yeah, but you're my scrub.
937
01:10:47,901 --> 01:10:50,165
That doesn't make
me feel any better.
938
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,666
Are you nervous?
939
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,451
Yeah, ah, I guess I am,
940
01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:57,452
but shouldn't be though.
941
01:10:58,506 --> 01:11:00,339
Just means you care.
942
01:11:02,101 --> 01:11:03,601
I'm happy for you.
943
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,169
I know what else
makes you nervous.
944
01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:09,253
- What?
- Me.
945
01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:12,154
Because you care.
946
01:11:13,730 --> 01:11:15,486
Have you ever done it before?
947
01:11:15,487 --> 01:11:16,670
What? Yeah.
948
01:11:16,671 --> 01:11:18,281
Have you?
949
01:11:18,282 --> 01:11:20,532
- No you haven't.
- I know.
950
01:11:21,495 --> 01:11:25,495
It's okay. I have
like one time before.
951
01:11:25,496 --> 01:11:27,829
- With who?
- Does it matter?
952
01:11:30,029 --> 01:11:31,279
Do you want to?
953
01:11:33,117 --> 01:11:35,397
Okay.
954
01:11:35,398 --> 01:11:37,948
Huh.
955
01:11:37,949 --> 01:11:40,338
Oh, wait. I don't have a condom.
956
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:43,149
Don't worry. I haven't got my
period in like eight months.
957
01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:44,428
- Are you pregnant?
- What the fuck?
958
01:11:44,429 --> 01:11:46,021
- No.
- I, I mean,
959
01:11:46,022 --> 01:11:46,906
you don't, you don't look it.
960
01:11:46,907 --> 01:11:48,548
Ah, just take your shit off.
961
01:11:57,709 --> 01:12:00,150
Okay. Go ahead.
962
01:12:00,151 --> 01:12:03,937
Hey, bud.
963
01:12:03,938 --> 01:12:05,176
Did I wake you?
964
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:08,187
- Sorry.
- Will?
965
01:12:09,517 --> 01:12:14,517
Did I do something wrong?
966
01:12:16,158 --> 01:12:19,491
What the fuck?
967
01:12:21,278 --> 01:12:22,528
I'm sorry, I...
968
01:12:23,937 --> 01:12:26,520
Ah. Can you just fucking leave?
969
01:12:59,001 --> 01:13:02,928
Located in the rear
end of the stadium.
970
01:13:02,929 --> 01:13:05,009
Thank you to our friends in...
971
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:10,692
- How we feeling fellas?
- Good, coach.
972
01:13:10,693 --> 01:13:11,865
Good. Glad to hear it.
973
01:13:11,866 --> 01:13:14,299
See how it goes today.
974
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:16,719
- Any advice, coach?
- Run fast.
975
01:13:20,008 --> 01:13:21,983
- Let's go, Pills!
- Hey, papi!
976
01:13:21,984 --> 01:13:23,401
Whoa, let's go!
977
01:13:25,013 --> 01:13:26,733
Runners get set.
978
01:13:28,898 --> 01:13:32,765
♪ It's on and it's
on and it's on ♪
979
01:13:37,352 --> 01:13:42,352
♪ Party every day, but
sick of having fun ♪
980
01:13:43,558 --> 01:13:48,558
♪ Party every day, but
sick of having fun ♪
981
01:13:49,636 --> 01:13:54,636
♪ Try to be yourself;
I'll try to be myself ♪
982
01:13:55,530 --> 01:14:00,530
♪ And party every day ♪
983
01:14:01,968 --> 01:14:06,968
♪ Party every day, but
sick of having fun ♪
984
01:14:08,176 --> 01:14:13,176
♪ Party every day, but
sick of having fun ♪
985
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:17,453
Yeah!
986
01:14:17,454 --> 01:14:19,312
Yeah. Get it, baby boy.
987
01:14:19,313 --> 01:14:22,090
Popped the ole race cherry!
988
01:14:24,629 --> 01:14:27,361
- Not bad, Will.
- Yeah?
989
01:14:27,362 --> 01:14:28,612
46 out of 63.
990
01:14:30,607 --> 01:14:33,664
Yeah, you'll be all right.
Go ahead and cool it down.
991
01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:46,523
- We'll see you in the van.
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
992
01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:47,524
Okay.
993
01:14:49,904 --> 01:14:53,051
- You all right?
- Ah, yeah.
994
01:14:53,052 --> 01:14:55,969
I can't, um, seem
to find my pants.
995
01:14:58,207 --> 01:15:01,203
We've all been there.
Did really great today.
996
01:15:01,204 --> 01:15:03,609
- You don't have to lie to me.
- Yeah, you're right.
997
01:15:03,610 --> 01:15:06,850
You sucked ass.
998
01:15:06,851 --> 01:15:08,557
Ah, I, I didn't
know you were here.
999
01:15:08,558 --> 01:15:12,534
I, ah, I was a bit late, but
I had to take my dad's Jeep.
1000
01:15:12,535 --> 01:15:14,294
Um, I caught your finish though.
1001
01:15:14,295 --> 01:15:16,295
- No poster?
- No poster.
1002
01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:23,228
Pretty sure you would've
won out there today.
1003
01:15:23,229 --> 01:15:24,646
Yeah, probably.
1004
01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:30,556
Um, I am really
sorry for last night.
1005
01:15:32,025 --> 01:15:35,775
Ah, I didn't mean to
freak you out like that.
1006
01:15:42,157 --> 01:15:44,490
Let's go, Pills!
1007
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:48,731
I gotta go. I think coach
would actually leave me here.
1008
01:15:48,732 --> 01:15:51,645
Yeah, yeah. Probably would.
1009
01:15:51,646 --> 01:15:53,472
Um, can I see you tonight?
1010
01:15:53,473 --> 01:15:55,198
Like maybe when
you're back and...?
1011
01:15:55,199 --> 01:15:59,843
Oh, I, um, I, I, I can't.
We have P, P and P Night.
1012
01:15:59,844 --> 01:16:00,677
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
1013
01:16:00,678 --> 01:16:01,920
Spanks says it's mandatory.
1014
01:16:01,921 --> 01:16:03,504
Yeah. No worries.
1015
01:16:09,363 --> 01:16:11,113
Kiss her!
1016
01:16:13,188 --> 01:16:16,470
I gotta go. I'll,
I'll see you later.
1017
01:16:16,471 --> 01:16:17,864
- Okay.
- Okay.
1018
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:19,307
- Bye.
- Bye, Will.
1019
01:16:30,342 --> 01:16:32,143
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1020
01:16:32,144 --> 01:16:34,471
Fuck, fuck!
1021
01:16:34,472 --> 01:16:36,605
- Fuck me!
- No, no, no!
1022
01:16:36,606 --> 01:16:37,848
Not the little guy!
1023
01:16:37,849 --> 01:16:39,734
- Ah, there they are!
- Oh my God!
1024
01:16:41,461 --> 01:16:43,474
What the fuck are we doing?
1025
01:16:43,475 --> 01:16:45,150
What's that, Sauce?
1026
01:16:46,891 --> 01:16:49,135
- What is this?
- Hey, Sauce.
1027
01:16:49,136 --> 01:16:52,043
You wanna run fast
at states next week?
1028
01:16:52,044 --> 01:16:56,044
What, what does this
have to do with anything?
1029
01:16:57,846 --> 01:17:00,239
This.
1030
01:17:06,166 --> 01:17:09,306
This has everything
to do with it.
1031
01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:11,162
Hey, hey, Sauce. Let
me ask you something.
1032
01:17:11,163 --> 01:17:13,547
When you think of West Penn
XC, what's the very first word
1033
01:17:13,548 --> 01:17:17,604
that comes into the little
egghead brain of yours?
1034
01:17:17,605 --> 01:17:19,605
- Uh.
- Uh, uh, uh, drr.
1035
01:17:21,322 --> 01:17:23,747
- Toad?
- Motherfucking greatness!
1036
01:17:23,748 --> 01:17:25,092
Hey, Sauce, you know what
1037
01:17:25,093 --> 01:17:27,275
it takes to achieve greatness?
1038
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,250
And I didn't think so.
1039
01:17:31,251 --> 01:17:33,918
Greatness starts with tradition.
1040
01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:38,606
This, all of this
right here, fellas.
1041
01:17:38,607 --> 01:17:40,107
This is tradition.
1042
01:17:41,673 --> 01:17:43,173
This is greatness.
1043
01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:48,489
Pretty stupid fucking tradition.
1044
01:17:48,490 --> 01:17:51,521
What'd you say, Sauce?
1045
01:17:51,522 --> 01:17:53,318
No, I didn't say anything, man.
1046
01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:55,005
Get the fuck out.
1047
01:17:57,428 --> 01:17:59,595
- What?
- Get the fuck out!
1048
01:18:21,581 --> 01:18:22,831
Fucking faggot.
1049
01:18:34,638 --> 01:18:36,638
Pills, dropping a deuce.
1050
01:18:37,733 --> 01:18:39,888
No, I'm, um, I'm leaving.
1051
01:18:39,889 --> 01:18:42,312
What?
1052
01:18:42,313 --> 01:18:44,583
- I'm going home.
- The fuck you are.
1053
01:18:44,584 --> 01:18:46,623
- Sit your ass back down.
- No.
1054
01:18:46,624 --> 01:18:48,364
Pills, sit your ass down.
1055
01:18:48,365 --> 01:18:50,629
No. Fuck you, L.J.
1056
01:18:50,630 --> 01:18:51,651
What the hell's your problem?
1057
01:18:51,652 --> 01:18:53,455
You're being an
asshole to Sauce.
1058
01:18:53,456 --> 01:18:56,124
What? You're mad that I
kicked out your butt buddy?
1059
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:57,991
I didn't realize you were
trying to hook up with Sauce.
1060
01:18:57,992 --> 01:18:59,764
Sorry I cock-blocked
you, gay boy.
1061
01:18:59,765 --> 01:19:01,669
Shut up.
1062
01:19:01,670 --> 01:19:02,727
Ah later, gay boy.
1063
01:19:02,728 --> 01:19:07,728
Don't kill yourself with a
huge fucking dildo tonight.
1064
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:09,502
Fuck!
1065
01:19:09,503 --> 01:19:11,265
What the fuck is your problem?
1066
01:19:11,266 --> 01:19:13,311
- I'm not fucking gay!
- Dude, it's all right
1067
01:19:13,312 --> 01:19:14,332
if you are, all right?
1068
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:17,450
Wouldn't surprise anyone here.
1069
01:19:17,451 --> 01:19:20,080
I fucked Robin.
1070
01:19:20,081 --> 01:19:22,502
Oh, no, no. I, I definitely
believe that one, yeah.
1071
01:19:22,503 --> 01:19:24,944
- I did.
- Hey, okay, man.
1072
01:19:24,945 --> 01:19:26,710
You're just fucking jealous.
1073
01:19:26,711 --> 01:19:30,304
Jea, ah, yeah.
1074
01:19:30,305 --> 01:19:32,117
Are, are you seeing this?
1075
01:19:32,118 --> 01:19:34,313
The the same fucking
kid who literally tried
1076
01:19:34,314 --> 01:19:37,597
to commit suicide is saying
I'd be jealous of him.
1077
01:19:37,598 --> 01:19:39,961
I mean, (laughs)
this fucking kid.
1078
01:19:39,962 --> 01:19:42,286
Yeah, Toad, toss me my phone.
1079
01:19:42,287 --> 01:19:44,294
Hey man, let's just
try to bring it back.
1080
01:19:44,295 --> 01:19:47,095
Yeah, phone!
1081
01:19:49,754 --> 01:19:51,639
- What are you doing?
- Jealous.
1082
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:53,356
Hey, what are you
doing? That's not funny.
1083
01:19:53,357 --> 01:19:54,602
Oh, I'm just calling
your girl Robin.
1084
01:19:54,603 --> 01:19:57,389
Gonna ask her how epic the sex
is with Willy Sins over here.
1085
01:19:57,390 --> 01:19:59,248
- Stop, hang up.
- Oh, it's ringing.
1086
01:19:59,249 --> 01:20:01,221
- It's ringing.
- Dude, fucking hang up!
1087
01:20:01,222 --> 01:20:06,222
We Didn't do anything. Okay?
1088
01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:07,843
We didn't.
1089
01:20:10,135 --> 01:20:13,052
Gotcha!
1090
01:20:14,003 --> 01:20:16,016
I knew you were lying, gay boy.
1091
01:20:16,017 --> 01:20:18,600
Not lying. We, we almost did.
1092
01:20:20,062 --> 01:20:21,485
Oh, yeah, almost did it?
1093
01:20:21,486 --> 01:20:24,825
What, what'd you miss
the hole or something?
1094
01:20:24,826 --> 01:20:27,942
My brain was all over
the place, and, um,
1095
01:20:27,943 --> 01:20:30,012
she's going through
her own shit,
1096
01:20:30,013 --> 01:20:32,316
and, ah, (sighs)
I, I don't know.
1097
01:20:32,317 --> 01:20:35,456
It was depressing me.
I, I felt bad for her.
1098
01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:38,140
You went soft on her.
1099
01:20:38,141 --> 01:20:41,863
No fucking way!
You really are gay!
1100
01:20:41,864 --> 01:20:44,168
- Shut the fuck up.
- Hey, someone get gay boy
1101
01:20:44,169 --> 01:20:46,250
over here some toppings
for his soft serve.
1102
01:20:46,251 --> 01:20:48,587
It's not funny.
1103
01:20:48,588 --> 01:20:51,151
Look, ladies and gents, we
got the original Kohr Bro
1104
01:20:51,152 --> 01:20:53,242
in the house tonight.
1105
01:20:53,243 --> 01:20:55,536
Give him a round of
applause. Come on.
1106
01:20:55,537 --> 01:20:58,451
Yeah.
1107
01:20:58,452 --> 01:21:00,855
Calculator trick, every time.
1108
01:21:13,081 --> 01:21:14,331
Jesus! Fuck!
1109
01:21:15,448 --> 01:21:18,789
What is wrong with you? What
the fuck is wrong with you?
1110
01:21:20,302 --> 01:21:22,969
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1111
01:22:14,473 --> 01:22:15,973
Rob? Hey, Robin.
1112
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,261
- Will.
- Who is it?
1113
01:22:57,143 --> 01:23:00,310
Don't worry, honey.
It's will Davey.
1114
01:23:01,348 --> 01:23:04,325
Hey, Will. What's going on, bud?
1115
01:23:04,326 --> 01:23:06,326
What are you doing here?
1116
01:23:08,313 --> 01:23:09,313
Well, what?
1117
01:23:15,308 --> 01:23:18,389
- Don't fucking call me that.
- Whoa, whoa, Will.
1118
01:23:18,390 --> 01:23:20,599
Why do you have that?
1119
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,041
Why me?
1120
01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:23,221
What? What, what do you mean?
1121
01:23:23,222 --> 01:23:24,453
Will, Will, why
do you have that?
1122
01:23:24,454 --> 01:23:25,454
Why me?
1123
01:23:27,006 --> 01:23:28,434
Will, what?
1124
01:23:28,435 --> 01:23:33,394
You really fucked me up.
1125
01:23:33,395 --> 01:23:35,562
Will, what?
1126
01:23:36,446 --> 01:23:37,946
I was like nine.
1127
01:23:41,172 --> 01:23:42,653
- Fucking nine!
- You're not
1128
01:23:42,654 --> 01:23:45,065
- thinking straight.
- What did you see in me?
1129
01:23:45,066 --> 01:23:46,946
I mean, what was it about me?
1130
01:23:46,947 --> 01:23:49,241
- You're being crazy, Will.
- I'm not fucking crazy.
1131
01:23:49,242 --> 01:23:50,992
You're fucking weird.
1132
01:23:53,799 --> 01:23:56,605
All this shit is so
fucked because of you!
1133
01:23:56,606 --> 01:23:57,952
That's not fair, Will.
1134
01:23:57,953 --> 01:24:00,857
We, we can we can
talk this out, bud.
1135
01:24:05,219 --> 01:24:07,886
Will, you're not gonna shoot me.
1136
01:24:10,406 --> 01:24:13,118
Will.
1137
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,040
Oh my God.
1138
01:24:17,997 --> 01:24:20,164
It doesn't fucking work.
1139
01:24:21,925 --> 01:24:26,570
I tested it the
other day. You know?
1140
01:24:26,571 --> 01:24:28,482
I was gonna use it to
blow my brains out,
1141
01:24:28,483 --> 01:24:30,900
but it doesn't fucking work.
1142
01:24:34,777 --> 01:24:36,676
It doesn't fucking work!
1143
01:24:36,677 --> 01:24:38,354
Fuck!
1144
01:24:44,203 --> 01:24:47,422
Oh my God, Andrew, what
was that? Was that a gun?
1145
01:24:47,423 --> 01:24:48,993
Are you okay? I'll
call the cops.
1146
01:24:48,994 --> 01:24:50,327
No, no! Just, it's nothing,
it's okay, it's okay.
1147
01:24:50,328 --> 01:24:51,517
- What, what, what happened?
- Just get in the house.
1148
01:24:51,518 --> 01:24:52,429
Get inside.
1149
01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:53,795
Are you bleeding?
1150
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:05,209
You're worth it.
You're worth it.
1151
01:25:05,210 --> 01:25:10,210
You're worth it.
You're worth it.
1152
01:25:29,844 --> 01:25:32,587
♪ Oh, my love ♪
1153
01:25:32,588 --> 01:25:37,137
♪ But I was caught up, ah,
in physical attraction ♪
1154
01:25:37,138 --> 01:25:41,551
♪ Ooh, but to my satisfaction ♪
1155
01:25:41,552 --> 01:25:45,595
♪ Baby you were more
than just a phrase ♪
1156
01:25:45,596 --> 01:25:47,837
Hey, dude.
1157
01:25:47,838 --> 01:25:49,911
You're home early.
1158
01:26:02,641 --> 01:26:05,119
Did you have fun with the guys?
1159
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:06,120
Yeah.
1160
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,583
That's great.
1161
01:30:27,987 --> 01:30:30,654
Fuck.
1162
01:30:34,722 --> 01:30:37,389
Fuck.
1163
01:30:41,850 --> 01:30:42,850
Dad!
1164
01:30:44,071 --> 01:30:45,071
Dad!
1165
01:30:46,512 --> 01:30:50,224
Dad!
1166
01:31:22,064 --> 01:31:23,618
Hey, you've reached a girl.
1167
01:31:23,619 --> 01:31:25,574
If you're part of the
problem, hang up right now.
1168
01:31:25,575 --> 01:31:27,926
If you're part of the solution,
maybe just text instead.
1169
01:31:27,927 --> 01:31:29,985
This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.
1170
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:31,561
The mailbox is full. I cannot...
1171
01:31:35,311 --> 01:31:37,839
Mm.
1172
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:39,211
Your daughter's life.
1173
01:31:39,212 --> 01:31:41,065
The fact of the matter
is that hormones,
1174
01:31:41,066 --> 01:31:43,508
emotion and menstruation
1175
01:31:43,509 --> 01:31:46,536
come right alongside her
day to day struggles.
1176
01:31:46,537 --> 01:31:47,660
- There are bound
to be - Hello?
1177
01:31:47,661 --> 01:31:49,370
Some situations,
men just don't...
1178
01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:51,539
- This is Robin's father.
- So when you don't know
1179
01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:53,428
the answers to your
daughter's questions,
1180
01:31:53,429 --> 01:31:54,633
- Uh-huh.
- Look for them.
1181
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,230
She's not there?
1182
01:32:01,111 --> 01:32:03,657
Like this guy's
from another planet.
1183
01:32:03,658 --> 01:32:05,325
Hey, what is that?
1184
01:32:07,533 --> 01:32:10,444
No, no. You're gonna show
me what you were looking at.
1185
01:32:10,445 --> 01:32:12,488
- It's nothing, man.
- Is it Tattle?
1186
01:32:12,489 --> 01:32:15,227
Why were you looking
at me? Is it about me?
1187
01:32:15,228 --> 01:32:18,142
Yeah, but, but it wasn't
us though. I swear.
1188
01:32:26,158 --> 01:32:27,953
Dude, that's my phone.
1189
01:32:29,380 --> 01:32:31,473
Oh, fuck. Not again.
1190
01:32:31,474 --> 01:32:33,425
It's the king
1191
01:32:33,426 --> 01:32:36,093
- of soft-serve!
- Fro-Yo Baggins.
1192
01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:38,850
Hey, it's gay boy.
1193
01:32:42,226 --> 01:32:45,848
Pills, dude! What the
actual fuck is going on?
1194
01:33:00,150 --> 01:33:02,317
I'm sorry. I, I'm sorry.
1195
01:33:07,299 --> 01:33:09,945
O.J., I'm sorry. Are you okay?
1196
01:33:12,998 --> 01:33:16,415
I'm sorry. I, I
shouldn't have done that.
1197
01:33:17,877 --> 01:33:20,435
You hit like a lame bitch.
1198
01:33:29,659 --> 01:33:32,975
How's it look?
1199
01:33:32,976 --> 01:33:36,357
Ah, God, you're,
it's fucking broken.
1200
01:33:36,358 --> 01:33:39,534
Jizz, we're gonna need a tampon.
1201
01:33:39,535 --> 01:33:42,158
Grab my phone. I
need a pic of this.
1202
01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:43,910
So sorry, man.
1203
01:33:43,911 --> 01:33:46,744
Nah, I definitely deserved that.
1204
01:33:47,584 --> 01:33:50,870
Fuck. Sorry about
everything I said, man.
1205
01:33:50,871 --> 01:33:52,304
I love the shit out
of you, brother.
1206
01:33:52,305 --> 01:33:54,138
I love you too, man.
1207
01:33:56,578 --> 01:34:00,434
Hey, Sauce. You want
your shot now too?
1208
01:34:00,435 --> 01:34:03,634
No.
1209
01:34:03,635 --> 01:34:06,519
Dude, I would not
fuck with pills.
1210
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:08,827
Freaking Superman
punched your ass, Spanks.
1211
01:34:08,828 --> 01:34:10,438
Hey, how about my
iron chin, though?
1212
01:34:10,439 --> 01:34:13,244
- I took that shit like champ.
- No way, dude.
1213
01:34:13,245 --> 01:34:17,097
Pills rocked your ass.
1214
01:34:17,098 --> 01:34:19,261
Hey, would you,
um, mind deleting
1215
01:34:19,262 --> 01:34:21,156
that thing you wrote on Tattle?
1216
01:34:21,157 --> 01:34:23,612
Dude, it wasn't even me.
1217
01:34:23,613 --> 01:34:27,096
Uh, that's, that's my bad dude.
1218
01:34:27,097 --> 01:34:30,180
I'll, ah, I'll delete
that when we get back.
1219
01:34:30,181 --> 01:34:32,446
Fuck you, Toad.
1220
01:34:34,907 --> 01:34:36,388
- Ooh, whoa!
- Get you!
1221
01:34:50,076 --> 01:34:54,076
Robi?
1222
01:35:04,279 --> 01:35:09,185
Okay, okay, okay.
1223
01:35:09,186 --> 01:35:11,853
Okay.
1224
01:35:16,765 --> 01:35:20,598
Oh. You're okay.
1225
01:35:29,162 --> 01:35:31,159
Okay. You're gonna be okay.
1226
01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:33,327
You're gonna be okay. Yes.
1227
01:35:49,729 --> 01:35:54,479
It's okay. It's okay.
1228
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:58,240
Okay. Okay.
1229
01:36:02,803 --> 01:36:04,756
She's gonna be, be okay.
1230
01:36:04,757 --> 01:36:06,867
Gonna be okay.
1231
01:36:06,868 --> 01:36:08,354
Be okay, she's gonna be okay.
1232
01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:18,134
Hey, you've reached your girl.
1233
01:36:18,135 --> 01:36:20,062
If you're part of the
problem, hang up right now.
1234
01:36:20,063 --> 01:36:22,385
If you're part of the solution,
maybe just text instead.
1235
01:36:22,386 --> 01:36:25,456
This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.
1236
01:36:25,457 --> 01:36:26,983
Hey, you've reached your girl.
1237
01:36:26,984 --> 01:36:28,857
If you're part of the
problem, hang up right now.
1238
01:36:28,858 --> 01:36:31,224
If you're part of the solution,
maybe just text instead.
1239
01:36:31,225 --> 01:36:32,526
This isn't 2001. Okay, peace.
1240
01:36:32,527 --> 01:36:34,331
It's all in the neck. That's
the thing about steak.
1241
01:36:34,332 --> 01:36:35,165
- It's not soft, it's rrr!
- Hey, you've reached
1242
01:36:35,165 --> 01:36:35,998
your girl.
1243
01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:38,025
If you're part of the
problem, hang up right now.
1244
01:36:38,026 --> 01:36:39,184
If you're part of the solution,
1245
01:36:39,185 --> 01:36:40,311
maybe just text instead.
1246
01:36:40,312 --> 01:36:41,808
This isn't 2001.
1247
01:36:41,809 --> 01:36:43,868
So instead of doing a
traditional exam today,
1248
01:36:43,869 --> 01:36:46,104
I'm going to actually
be doing a mock trial.
1249
01:36:46,105 --> 01:36:47,167
So half of you're going
to be on the prosecution.
1250
01:36:47,168 --> 01:36:49,644
Excuse me.
1251
01:36:49,645 --> 01:36:51,477
Hello.
1252
01:37:21,060 --> 01:37:22,227
Will, right?
1253
01:37:23,665 --> 01:37:25,998
Have a seat from me, please.
1254
01:37:33,163 --> 01:37:35,971
Will, I'm Officer Rosen.
1255
01:37:35,972 --> 01:37:40,755
Coach Alexander tells me you
were close with Robin Young.
1256
01:37:40,756 --> 01:37:42,756
Yes. Is she all right?
1257
01:37:46,123 --> 01:37:50,540
Will, um, I'm sorry to be
the one to tell you this,
1258
01:37:54,252 --> 01:37:58,085
but Robin took her own
life yesterday morning.
1259
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,560
Oh, okay.
1260
01:38:10,239 --> 01:38:11,239
I'm sorry.
1261
01:38:12,770 --> 01:38:15,816
Is it okay if we ask you
some questions about her?
1262
01:38:20,767 --> 01:38:21,767
Will? Will?
1263
01:38:27,661 --> 01:38:30,347
When was the last time
you spoke with Robin?
1264
01:38:30,348 --> 01:38:32,559
Maybe we can give
him a little time.
1265
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:34,378
Have you had any
contact with Robin
1266
01:38:34,379 --> 01:38:36,212
from the night before?
1267
01:38:39,897 --> 01:38:40,897
Will?
1268
01:38:46,245 --> 01:38:47,805
Hey, sit down!
1269
01:38:49,522 --> 01:38:53,012
Will.
1270
01:38:53,013 --> 01:38:54,180
- Will.
- Will.
1271
01:38:57,608 --> 01:38:59,783
Will!
1272
01:38:59,784 --> 01:39:02,330
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Will!
- Look away!
1273
01:39:21,870 --> 01:39:25,953
I, I didn't shoot. She
needs to know I regret it.
1274
01:39:29,158 --> 01:39:31,567
Ah, she needs to know!
1275
01:39:57,217 --> 01:39:58,217
Ah!
1276
01:40:00,379 --> 01:40:02,801
I'm fucking listening!
Are you happy?
1277
01:40:17,668 --> 01:40:18,668
Okay.
1278
01:42:03,986 --> 01:42:08,986
♪ Oh, I can't breathe ♪
1279
01:42:09,613 --> 01:42:14,613
♪ There's no place in this
world that is meant for me ♪
1280
01:42:16,097 --> 01:42:21,097
♪ I, I can't sleep. ♪
1281
01:42:21,595 --> 01:42:26,595
♪ But does it feel like
God don't care about me ♪
1282
01:42:27,783 --> 01:42:32,783
♪ Does it feel like God
don't care about me ♪
1283
01:42:34,209 --> 01:42:39,209
♪ Oh, Mom and Dad ♪
1284
01:42:40,194 --> 01:42:45,194
♪ Swear on my life I
gave it all I had ♪
1285
01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:51,411
♪ Oh, still in my grieve ♪
1286
01:42:52,329 --> 01:42:56,535
♪ I ain't going to
make it home today ♪
1287
01:42:58,310 --> 01:43:03,310
♪ No, I ain't gonna
make it home today ♪
1288
01:43:03,503 --> 01:43:08,503
♪ I've got fire
left in my veins ♪
1289
01:43:10,524 --> 01:43:15,524
♪ And part of my heart
still feels things ♪
1290
01:43:17,441 --> 01:43:22,441
♪ Oh, with thoughts
stealing my pain ♪
1291
01:43:24,370 --> 01:43:28,787
♪ And I'm gonna try
this another day ♪
1292
01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:47,450
♪ I go most days, I
don't understand ♪
1293
01:43:48,208 --> 01:43:53,208
♪ What it means to be a brother,
what it means to be a man ♪
1294
01:43:54,683 --> 01:43:59,683
♪ Past six weeks, I
spoke to my friends ♪
1295
01:44:00,347 --> 01:44:05,347
♪ It's probably my fault
they think I'm dead ♪
1296
01:44:06,639 --> 01:44:11,639
♪ I lost my pride
and I lost my way ♪
1297
01:44:12,882 --> 01:44:15,882
♪ This is all times that
my father would say ♪
1298
01:44:18,666 --> 01:44:23,666
♪ Your life's so easy,
it ain't worth a damn ♪
1299
01:44:24,996 --> 01:44:29,995
♪ Maybe one day I
might understand ♪
1300
01:44:29,996 --> 01:44:35,055
♪ I've got fire
left in my veins ♪
1301
01:44:37,053 --> 01:44:42,053
♪ Part of my heart
still feels the same ♪
1302
01:44:43,936 --> 01:44:48,936
♪ Oh, if I feel it
in my veins, yeah ♪
1303
01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:55,592
♪ I'm gonna try
this another day ♪
1304
01:45:09,149 --> 01:45:14,149
♪ I met a young girl ♪
1305
01:45:15,146 --> 01:45:20,146
♪ Big brown eyes
changed my whole world ♪
1306
01:45:21,184 --> 01:45:26,184
♪ Took a journey past
the things we knew ♪
1307
01:45:27,242 --> 01:45:32,242
♪ Got us a dog and
then we set our dues ♪
1308
01:45:33,271 --> 01:45:38,271
♪ Whispered to me,
do you ever regret ♪
1309
01:45:39,405 --> 01:45:44,405
♪ Thinking about if we'd
be better off dead ♪
1310
01:45:45,239 --> 01:45:48,835
♪ I was thinking the places
you worried I'd see ♪
1311
01:45:51,407 --> 01:45:56,407
♪ But they would
never be you and me ♪
1312
01:45:57,518 --> 01:46:00,884
♪ They would never be you and ♪
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