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Mom, what are these rolls made out of? They're made of bread, Natalie.
Okay, but you know Grandpa can't have bread, right? And Celia?
Celia is just something the Democrats made up to mess with the bread companies. Can you make a stuffing?
Not everything about politics, whatever.
You know, Natalie, when you are a little older, you'll understand that everything is about politics, okay?
The whole world runs on politics.
Okay, well, I'm just trying to make sure that grandpa's okay.
Your grandmother's fine.
Good.
You're getting a little older.
Well, that's what happens.
People get older.
You get the scissors.
Where are they?
Oh.
I don't know.
Where did you?
you put them on.
I don't even use them.
I didn't use them.
And you guys always use the scissors.
You can't really use the scissors.
I don't know when the scissors are.
You can't do these.
And these are scissors.
Okay, let's close it out.
Stepmom.
Stepsys. Are you in the kitchen?
I can't believe you guys literally.
I don't know where the scissors are.
Parker.
Tell your sister that celiac diseases made up.
Parker, tell your sister that celiac disease is made out by the demographic.
Oh, totally. It's like COVID-19.
They're trying to control us with me.
Sheep like you wouldn't understand that.
Okay. Well, I would rather be a sheep than a wolf.
You guys, this is Thanksgiving.
It's about being grateful for what we have in life and family.
Yeah, well, it's also about the genocide of indigenous people.
Oh, come on, not in front of the green bean casserole.
Snufflet.
We gave them reservations.
Yeah, I guess he knows.
Now, whatever, you guys are too much.
You're too much, young lady.
Are you done with this?
Yeah, those are done.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Something wrong, Angel?
Yes. Mom and Arthur are so unfufferable.
I know.
I know.
Your mom is complicated.
Here, why don't you help me set the table?
Yeah.
I'm glad you got it though.
It's crazy.
Even though like you're my stepdad, I feel like you're the only one who actually gets me.
Ah, yeah, you really are my daughter.
I understand.
Just try to, try to.
Try to keep your cool and just get through dinner.
I know.
Oh, do it the way your mother likes, remember?
Oh. You know how she likes it.
Like that?
Yeah.
So the garbage, that's where it's going.
Really.
Really.
I think you could not count it right.
I don't think you could get rid of the silver where too.
Oh, did I cannot count it right?
No, I don't think so.
Oh.
Yeah, I can go grab it.
Oh.
Yeah.
I can go grab somewhere.
Okay.
I can go back.
I think we'll be done with the food soon too.
Oh, thank goodness I'm starving.
I know, you too.
I know you too.
There is.
There, I can you bad.
It looks good.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
It all smells wonderful here.
Yeah, it's all so good, Mom.
Thanks.
Thanks, guys.
Okay, so the castle.
Okay, one, two, three, four, five.
Where's the fifth thing, the jake?
I asked you to pick them up from the store.
This was all they have.
We have five.
Your grandpas coming.
Okay, but I think he'll be fine on the place, Matt.
All they literally have was this is five before.
What is what I do, not get any?
What, you should have counted it or gotten two packs of four.
You, I was in a rush.
You've been on my ass while everything.
And you're still, we're still missing some...
...you're still missing some...
...you're still missing some...
Silver right here.
Okay, I'll get some more.
I'm going to miss I'm sorry about that.
What is it up with you to do?
You're going to sit there.
Fine, man.
It's like the police up.
Why this be great easy even in the center of the table?
Oh my god!
That is where the protein goes.
Well, is it ready?
Um...
No, you know it's not ready yet or I would have brought it over.
Are you doing?
I'm not in the right amount.
I've got your meat over.
I helped with the stuffing.
You're not.
You barely held with the stuffing, you couldn't even find the scissors.
That's Parker's fault.
And you didn't even break up the bread.
I don't think of all.
I'll do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
You just keep folding your knackens.
You see.
I'm grateful.
You are ungrateful.
You are actually the most ungrateful.
What?
Ridiculous.
Tell her she's ridiculous.
Yeah, being ridiculous.
Oh my good.
Stop going to get him on your side.
Marker.
Be nice her to do your sister.
sister.
Why?
She's leaving the wrong things.
She really does, though.
She knows.
Why do you always have to turn into the...
You're the one of the things that we need police are full of her.
Oh my God.
You know what happens when we don't have police?
Have you seen San Francisco?
It's a mess.
Exactly.
Okay, because I was able to have a free health care and whatnot on a terrible person.
You know what, not everybody deserves to just have a hand out.
So you don't think it's a universal right?
No.
If you can't, you can't.
No, if you can't afford medicine, don't grow the dog.
Wow.
Okay.
You know, you could just cross the border into Mexico.
I didn't know that's how you guys got.
Yes.
Wow.
Did you know this?
Just try not to get to work that about it, honey.
How can you nod?
Do you the shit they're saying?
What we are saying is about.
Oh, my.
You need a therapist.
I'm not to your therapist.
Don't speak that way to your right.
You know he does.
He does not need a.
He does not need a.
He does not need a therapist.
As far as I am concerned, he's growing up to be a really responsible, good young man.
Yeah.
He voted the right way.
Unless some people.
Oh, my God.
It's not your business who I go for.
Actually, it is.
Especially your mother.
It is my business.
Honey, just remember, we canceled out their votes.
You mean cheated out our votes?
We did not cheat.
It is cheating.
It is.
It is cheating.
You know, you know what they used to do when it was honest, honest elections?
What?
What?
Go to do?
What?
would go down and vote and vote in person.
If you can't make it down, is that what you did?
Yes, of course that's what I did.
You always know what?
It's not every year.
She doesn't even know that it's every four years.
You don't even know when you vote.
Okay.
Every four years for president, every three years for everything else.
Oh, wow.
Parker, you're so smart.
That's why your mom's favorite.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You know, I don't have any favorites.
Yeah, clearly you do.
What would you say that?
Because you're going to.
Because you're not.
You talk to me like shit.
I don't talk to you like shit.
Yes, you do.
I try to talk to you realistically because you're always living in La La Land.
Well, it's better than here.
Excuse me?
You have an amazing life.
You were just a typical privileged liberal.
That's what you are.
We spoiled you way too much when we were growing up, clearly.
Pinch-e-weira.
I don't know he spoke Spanish.
That's a Spanish woman.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
So you have to do this.
See, your brother,
He's in college.
At least knows other languages.
What do you do?
What do you mean?
I read.
I read what?
I learned shit.
I'm not talking.
Your fantasy vampire movies don't count.
Yeah.
Exactly.
True blood doesn't happen.
I don't watch that anymore.
Or anymore.
That's what she did watch, though.
That's why she has to.
No wonder she doesn't have any realistic aspirations.
Why do you always have me talking about me?
Because I just want you to have a better life.
I want you to be able to take care of yourself and not.
And not.
not still live in our house. Well, I will once I'm able.
Honey, you can stay living here as long as you need.
Yeah, well, with these two.
At least I'm getting my engineering degree so I can help build that wall.
Yeah, exactly. Whatever.
you know, he's not wrong.
We need a wall.
I mean, China gets a wall.
Why don't we get a wall?
So go build it.
What do you get to go to school?
Yeah.
Like, at least he's in school right now.
You're taking a year off to find yourself.
What's wrong with that?
Lots of people do that.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Also, I don't know.
Also, just sit in the room all day, swelling.
Just make it a productive time finding yourself, and you'll come out better.
Exactly.
Doesn't mean.
Isn't make me leave that.
Oh, that's probably my hot.
Go get the door.
I don't want you're looking outside as hot.
I was going on here.
She was getting on my nerves, like legitimately.
I don't know.
You need to have a talk with her because she's just too much.
She's too much right now.
Dear, you just get so worked up.
Dad, she needs to so have the priorities.
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
Mm-hmm.
Grandpa?
How are you?
I'm great.
Great to see you.
Sorry to see you.
If she went to public school like I did, she would understand the world sucks and against people like Trump.
Well, you know, sweetheart.
Private schools are actually a much better education.
Yeah, but you don't get the real world experience.
Do you, though, because public schools are just indoctrination camps.
I mean, maybe when you were in public school, but things have changed in the last five years.
Did you know they're taking math out?
Okay, so, but if they did take out math, you're going to add, like, gun classes?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Come join us.
Okay.
We're all just eating dinner.
Oh, good. Well, I've got my salad to be tossed.
Perfect.
Exactly open her stage.
Good.
Hi.
I'd have good for a lot.
I'd probably tell it to be tossed.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Perfect.
If you don't just sit on a table.
Sure.
You couldn't make with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll get you some water.
All right.
Ooh, the corn looks so good.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Parker helped me with it.
That was great.
And Natalie helped a little bit.
Nice.
I held enough.
Did you go?
Have you found those scissors yet?
That's hard and cold.
You're always blaming your brother for everything.
Well, what do you can surprise?
I put them back right.
Table looks amazing.
You know, we're fine.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
You got everything set for our Florida trip this summer?
Ah, everything's gonna be so grand.
I'm so proud of you girls.
Yeah.
Let me serve you something.
Okay.
If you want, um, this is some salad.
Oh, the corn is amazing.
Yeah, so good.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Blue bread.
Oh.
Blue bread.
Oh, maybe it's bread.
Okay.
Just bread?
Just bread.
It's silly.
Yeah.
Grandma, you know that's not real.
Oh, my God, Mom.
It's not.
It's not.
I think Parker and I have found enough material online to prove to you that it's not real.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to grab with some leather.
Mm. Oh, this is so good.
You're still underwear right there.
Yeah.
Do you have your drive, Grandpa?
Sorry?
Do you have your drive?
Oh, pretty fine.
That child's nice car.
Didn't run into those environmental friendly protests.
Well, you know, those EV cars are always in my way.
Yeah.
I was going to the story this morning.
That was on me.
me.
Such a thoughtful girl.
So thoughtful.
Thank you, my mom.
So I love the outfit.
Oh, baby, it looks so good.
Thank you.
I love these colors.
I love the colors. They look so good.
Nice.
So good.
All the fall colors.
All the fall colors.
Krista, you must be so proud of your daughter.
She's a communist whore.
It's not going to listen to a podcast and smoke weed.
She's not a talk about your sister that way.
She's not a comedian.
Okay.
Well, I know how to be a calming than a fucking bootlicker.
What?
Guys, it's Thanksgiving.
Your grandfather's here.
Alright, let me tell you something from my experience.
When you're a young kid, you're a Democrat.
And then when you get a brain, she's a Republican.
And then when you get smart, become independent.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, our Parker is definitely way ahead of our church.
Very hard.
Like someone.
Everyone get registered, yes?
Of course.
Enough, everyone. Let's eat some dinner, okay?
Yeah.
I've been working so hard.
But yeah, I'm just.
That's great.
Yeah.
Is everyone hungry?
Oh, yeah, it's good.
Okay, everyone's good.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, sure.
Don't forget to thank you.
Don't forget to thank you.
We're going to thank you.
Don't forget to thank Jesus.
We were very hard to be in this country and that's good.
All right.
Did you get some got some of bed.
Okay.
Oh, I made a mess.
Oh, I made a mess.
Oh, I made a mess.
You're dead.
Did you get some done, honey?
There's no, too, too, for you.
good for you guys.
Oh, you're all of you wrapping.
Are you only putting salad on your plate?
You're on a hunger strike or something?
Sorry, I couldn't come.
You know she's not a vegan.
A raw vegan.
What is that even mean?
You need some salad.
You want to take raw dick or something?
Parker.
Oh, for Christ's sake, no dick at the dinner table.
Family.
Remember anything else?
What I did?
You know what we should do?
We should go around the table and everybody says one thing that they're thankful for.
Oh, I got it.
Easy harder.
I'm thankful for having a babe-a-mom.
Thanks, Dad.
I'm thankful for our country.
And I'm thankful for...
She says one thing.
Okay.
See, that's the problem with you Democrats.
Nothing's ever good enough for you.
We just, let's see how stuff I'm thinking for.
It's all I'm trying to do, but no, it's not good enough for you.
You want to be specific.
It's not a lot of thought.
She's not one thing.
You're rubbing.
You know what, you guys need to get a little more.
Why don't you sit next to your brother?
Give him some of the gravy.
Sign.
Let's go to 15,000.
Don't forget your plate.
Don't forget your plate.
I guess I'll all serve you.
And we all should be still, you know, what are you thankful for?
I'm thankful to live in a society with high taxes and an extensive social safety net.
I agree.
You know, I am just so happy that I won't be for your looks.
Oh, okay.
Do you want to have meetings?
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
What about you, Grandpa? What are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for my social security check.
Yeah, we all are.
In fact that I don't have to drive my country, I'm someone else drafted for me.
You knocked it out of the park here.
That's fantastic.
Yeah, honestly, the Sal is.
Honestly, the salad's really good mom.
Yeah?
Oh, I'm so glad that you like your...
Your rabbit food.
Rabbit food.
Yeah, like...
You know, you could still be nice.
It's like...
Hey, don't listen to them.
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
It's just...
See, they're delicious.
Okay, but seriously, what the hell is a raw...
I don't know.
It's just uncooked, so no tofu, you know, just like veggies and stuff.
You just...
You can't...
Can't eat anything to foot?
What?
That sounds awful.
Makes no sense to me.
You could try it just for like a week or something.
Oh, God, no, I don't want to be miserable for a week.
You literally would, but okay.
I literally think I would.
In fact, you know, you could also try red meat for a whole week.
Your body would be able to take meat just fine.
Trust me, you take meat just fine.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no. It's a fat.
Human beings need to eat red meat.
Well, do you know human beings used to eat raw animal meat?
No.
Like, okay, well, I don't want to.
Do you eat raw animal meat?
Well, no, because I cook my food.
Like a civilized human being.
Exactly, so I would rather eat just raw vegetables.
How many meals you had, like, just raw vegetables?
Tons.
You guys are so closed-minded.
That's the thing.
You are not?
That's the thing.
I think you're the closed-minded one and just as an excuse
because you don't know how to cook.
Whatever.
Wait, where do you get your protein from?
She doesn't get any. Why do you?
Annie, why do you think she's so frail all the time?
I take vitamins and stuff.
All she does is nap.
That's not true.
Does she swallow?
I don't know.
That would be a great close to protein like that.
Probably.
You know that's cooked, right?
Yeah, I could boil of corn.
Oh my God.
I can make an exception.
But I thought you only ate raw vegetables.
Well, I can eat a cooked fucking cornedob.
You also eat some cooked free beans.
Typical Democrat, have to drink.
All the time.
Say one.
So good.
So good.
So good.
So good.
They say it exactly, Parker. They definitely do.
This stuffing? You need some more dry.
I don't know. It's kind of like, this is his personality kind of dry.
Oh, my God.
You guys are making this the worst Thanksgiving.
Oh, I don't. You're being dramatic. You literally started it this morning.
We have to put up with this every day. Every holiday almost. What next are you going to go after Christmas?
Don't go after Christmas. Don't go out for cheeses. We can throw it up.
Whatever. You guys are the ones always complaining and making it an issue.
You know, if you don't want to believe in Santa Claus, that's fine, but maybe we don't get you a present.
Yeah, come on, ho, ho, ho.
Grandpa, you don't look too good.
I'm an absolute proud of the baby. Yeah. Is that I hear of a healer?
Oh, thank you.
Mom, did you sleep the stuffing onto his plate?
I didn't think it was real. I thought he could have the friend. I told you.
What?
Yeah.
Is the capsule on?
Greg, my...
Greg was the cast along? This doesn't work.
Yeah, the caps on.
Grandpa, one. Come on. I just come to down.
Okay. I got totally. I didn't think it was real. I just thought it was a main thing. I mean, everything I found about celiac disease online says that it's not real. And people can take pills for it.
You know what? It could just be an act. It's all not. It could be an act.
I think you could die.
No.
Wait, do I get his inheritance?
Parker.
Oh, it's on a special. I don't get it. I'm next to mine.
That is kind of how that works.
I mean. Not for it.
Oh, thank you, baby.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you to be the girls concerned about Grandpa's house.
You know, I just, I just care about you and I just want to make sure that you're okay.
Like, I'm thankful for you.
Oh, thank you, too.
They just don't know.
Much appreciated it.
Ah.
There's not bad one out there.
Ah.
It might have been this stuffing.
Yeah, I bet it was.
Yeah, I bet it was.
Yeah.
It's hard to tell.
So many different foods.
I don't think she's always right.
It's not everything.
Mm.
Hmm.
Oh.
You're trying to get that way.
Yeah.
You're trying to get that way.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's a little bit of it.
I guess.
Do you?
Yeah.
I can't have anything in the rest.
I think it's going to be up.
Oh, just going to put you up.
Yeah.
Just going to be playing up.
It's going to be around.
Yeah.
I just think it's getting pretty enough.
Yeah.
It's got to feel right there.
Yeah.
It's going to get it.
Yeah.
He goes.
He does.
He does.
I get promoted again.
Yeah, I'm so full.
Yeah.
I didn't think I would get that full, just from the salad.
I was not a mess with a good.
It's not what I believe.
Salads are important.
Yes.
I know, especially because I only eat, like, raw veggies, you know?
I have to eat a bunch of it.
Well, diet's important.
Mm-hmm.
I was trying to tell them, and I kept talking shit.
Well, family and family is a complicated thing.
Yeah.
I guess.
Go through life or not even observe it to what's going on around.
If you guys, oh this young lady, your apology, your apology.
apology. For what?
I'm not doing it.
You know, we can be all on the opposite spectrum of politics.
When it comes down to it, you know, we're all human beings, all Americans, and the most important things, we are all family.
Oh, that's true, grandpa.
That is my son.
That is true.
Should I go apologize for them?
Yes.
I don't know.
I don't know if I apologize.
Oh, maybe a few more later.
How are you doing, sweetie?
Better now.
We all just want to apologize.
Yeah, or you say I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to be an asshole on Thanksgiving.
Thank you.
That means a lot to me.
So, so...
No.
That's all we're...
That's all.
That's all we ever want is for you guys to get along.
I know.
Well, yeah, I was just trying to make sure that grandpa was okay.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just asthma.
He doesn't know how to take the cap off of his...
Okay, but still, you gave him something.
Don't get started.
I just...
Grandpa can hear you.
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
You're a daughter, and I love you.
And even though you have some extreme view points on things.
So do you.
So do. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a daughter. You're a daughter, and I love you. I love you. I'm, and even though you have some...
you I am not extreme I know what they say what is like a moderate okay okay but I am happy to see you and your brother get long yeah me too sometimes when things will probably be along otherwise yeah well yeah well you're fucking annoying so what are siblings more right I guess I guess
So Grandpa, are you feeling better?
A little better. Got some blood moving now.
Yeah, very good. She's just trying to be in here her case. She's just trying to be in here she just cares about me. I do. I care a lot about her. Do you remember when she was volunteering during COVID?
Aw, exactly. Were you supposed to be there during COVID? I thought we were supposed to be like walk outside. Yeah, but they needed help so it's okay. Well, I mean... Also weren't they the most at least?
They were...
Yeah, but I was wearing a mask and stuff.
Oh, she's like, and she's vaccinated. And she's vaccinated.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, your father caught COVID. How many times even though he's vaccinated?
And wearing a mask.
And wearing a mask? Yeah, are you supposed to get a new one like every time?
This one's worked so far. I'm sticking with it.
You've gotten COVID already.
You've still worn a mask at the airport?
Me? Yeah. Maybe.
That's a yes.
Do you, Grandpa?
What is it?
Do you wear masks?
No.
You should.
That's what they sound like.
Grandpa's here for a good son a long time.
Wow.
Ooh.
Ooh. Did you guys watch any of the Thanksgiving games today?
Oh, yeah. That was all good.
Yeah? Did your team win?
Uh, no, I don't have a team.
Oh, why not? Everybody has a team.
I'm just upset. They changed the name of that one team from the one state that used to be about indigenous people. Now it's not.
Which one was that, the Redskins?
I don't know. Yeah. I think that was it.
Yeah, we got to repeat property and stuff. Whatever.
Oh, the world is changing. For the worst.
One day we'll all have to wear a bubble wrapper where we go because people are too sincere.
That's not true.
Is it now?
Feel it better.
Like, she would be scared. Oh, bud.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, I think you just needed to relax a little bit.
Totally. He just needed to lay down because of his asthma.
Whatever. That's a little bit.
Honey, you really don't need the mask anymore.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Well, no, is that COVID again?
You can breathe.
I'm gonna feel all right.
You're fine.
You're fine.
It's fine.
Okay?
You're in your own home.
I don't know.
I have life holds everything.
Yeah, Mom does a really good job with me.
Yes.
I took it off, guys.
Yay!
I think COVID.
That's your fault.
You've already had COVID.
You would have had the antibodies
if you didn't get vaccinated four times.
Okay.
Uh.
Brandon, watch.
Ryan, watch the game.
Yeah, guys.
Sorry, I'm going to keep it down a good thing.
So wait, what are we a more Florida?
When are we got tickets?
Just the beginning of December.
Beginning of December.
Beginning of December.
Oh, you go to, I thought it was January.
Uh-oh.
Did we mess something up?
We made the reservation at the club for December, so I have to call and change it.
I mean, it works for me in December.
What do you have in?
you have in December that you can't go with your family to Florida.
I can't see the game.
Sorry.
Don't block your barborders again.
So you're like spending Christmas or New Year's seat?
We'll do that before Christmas.
What we were coming before Christmas?
Okay.
Should I extend it?
That won't get a holiday in the park?
Come on.
What?
I thought so.
I'm excited for that.
See that.
See that?
See that compliment stressed up.
Yeah, well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need your help.
Who's what team?
I'm not.
Uh, I'll see what one.
Let's see what one.
Oh.
Who's winning?
I don't know.
But stuff is always confusing.
It's a very.
It's a very football ball.
It is really pretty.
is really pretty barbaric, isn't it?
It's so hard to trap.
It's just a bunch of, you know, big dudes running into each other.
Grandpa, you can see it.
Grandpa, you can see it.
Do you really need to listen to those commentators?
I do.
Can you put subtitles up?
Oh, that's perfect.
Oh, yeah.
But can you read them fast along?
I can't.
I can't.
Let's see.
There, wait, who's the halftime truck?
Isn't it that one singer?
Oh, from that one band?
Uh-huh.
Wow.
Oh, it's not going to be good.
You were just so negative, young lady.
I'm just being honest.
I don't want to see them a concert.
I don't know.
Really?
Wrong band.
Oh, yeah, you like that Korean band.
Yeah.
Six guys, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna better.
You're behind the stairs one at the room?
Sure.
Oh.
Oh.
How are you doing, Dad?
How are you doing, Grandpa?
Well, yeah, I'm a little under the weather.
I'm really sorry about the stuffing.
You know, it's up, it's bad.
No.
Oh, thank.
Why would they run the ball on fourth down?
What is how they didn't move?
Um, well, they just lost possession of the ball now, so nothing anymore.
Oh, wait.
They did a really, really good job with dinner.
I just want to be honest and say.
Thank you.
I know it worked really hard.
But wait, why was I the only one that said when I was thinking for?
I didn't have a table for grandpa.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's not.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, fine, why were we dealing with us at what we think?
Okay, you start.
I said.
You did?
Yes.
What did you say?
I'm happy to live in a society with high taxes and an extensive social safety now.
Is that the one thing you want to say?
Mm-hmm. Yep.
You know, son, you're way more alpha than your father, so...
Mom, don't say that.
I mean, because it's true.
No, it's not.
It's true.
Your father spends the last three years in a mass.
The last three years in a mask.
Don't fight around this.
That's true.
That's true.
I'd rather be an alpha than a baby.
Mm-hmm.
What about you, Mom? What are you thankful for?
Mm-hmm.
I'm thankful for each one of you.
My beautiful family.
What you want you too?
Definitely not loving this football game now.
Can we put on the...
Can we put on the hurry, Grandpa?
Oh, yeah, put on that this department's all over in.
Yeah, we love that.
It's the best.
Do you eye moving in?
We're always fun.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hello?
Don't hurt yourself with grandpa.
Oh.
Well.
Well, if you're yourself with grandpa.
Well, if you know, my grandpa.
Well, if you had free health care.
Oh, here she goes again.
I'm just saying.
Free health care wouldn't change it then.
Yeah, I think eventually, you know, you can, like, freeze your genetics and whatever's
something to stop aging.
What?
It's working so well for Canada.
I was gonna say, you know, they're euthanizing old people like your grandpa in Canada.
Um, look at a little red-in-eda.
They're Canadians.
Like, sweetheart, you need to Google more.
Remember, everything online's true.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, okay.
That's where you guys get your information from.
You know, if enough people believe in the conspiracy, there must be some truth to it.
Wow.
It's just like, all those cultures have, like, oh come on!
Oh, shit.
All the cultures have the exact same things, you know?
Like dragons.
Mm-hmm.
Dinosaurs?
Yeah, duh!
Where do you think the dragons came from?
No unicorns.
She now she's being moving.
Oh, so you believe in all the other shit but not uniforms?
There is no group of unicorns.
None.
Gang is kill them all.
I think there is.
Oh, you know what? Maybe.
Maybe.
But to the Red Wings they were here.
Stop living in a simulation.
That was a good run. They have the first down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interesting choice of place.
Yeah.
We have a little.
We have to have to try your number one, running back.
Yeah, it's running back.
All this sports talk, I literally don't know what any of it means.
How is your work, none? We could work, Dad.
Oh, wait, you don't work? I'm sorry.
It's mom's job.
We didn't know.
We're definitely the outfits in the way.
We're definitely the Alpah's in the test.
And your father works.
He's a beekeeper?
Yeah, you know, he just does what he can.
He has a lot of these environments.
But it's okay.
Ah!
Nice, yeah.
Okay.
Your grandpa's in his own world.
Oh, bro.
My pie.
My pie.
You guys, you're gonna have to finish the...
I'll finish the game.
I have to get my pie out.
Oh, so much time.
We'll tell you how it ends.
What?
You have to help me with the pie.
What?
You have to help me with the pie.
I forgot.
Oh, they've got the ball.
Yeah, they got them off.
They're gonna run.
Are they gonna run?
Is it going to be a touchdown?
I don't know.
I hope so.
The pie's gonna burn.
The game's almost over.
Touchdown!
That's down.
Who's winning the game?
Oh, it looks like your grandpa's team.
Oh.
You look so beautiful.
Oh, thank you all.
I'm sorry we were fighting earlier.
I know, I'm sorry.
I was getting under nerves too.
It's okay.
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go sit with Park?
Why don't you go sit with Parker, honey?
Ah, yeah.
We don't want to play, ready.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Okay, I'm about.
Say that there.
Just a...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Grandpa wants pie.
Yeah.
Grandpa wants pie.
I'm ready for
I'm ready for pie.
Yeah.
Yeah, spit back on my god again.
Let's go get that dessert.
I think we've all been there.
I think we've all been waiting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely need some apple pie, don't know.
Let's go get some pie.
Let's go get some pie.
Come on, Grandpa.
Yeah.
Who got into the pie?
You got into the pie?
You got into the pie?
Kyle.
More than me.
It's all over your beard.
Oh my god.
That's why you're wearing the mask to hide.
Alright, let's not start by boo, bling boo.
These eggs with pie.
We can all share the pie just cause a little snacks.
It has a little, yeah.
We're a family.
We're a family.
We share a lot of stuff.
That's true.
That is true.
How about you have a bite then, Grandpa?
Mmm.
Hmm.
You too, Parker.
Give you a big bite.
Are there...
Not me.
I want to buy her to put in your crust?
I don't know.
I don't know that on.
Grandma!
Heylick!
There's a handler.
Grandma!
Lins in that crust.
Oh!
The gluten.
It's just awesome!
You okay, yeah?
I'm good.
You're okay?
You're okay?
You're not.
You're supposed to be on a diet.
Yeah.
This is.
Thanks.
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